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Good morning, everybody. My name is Bart Winkler. This is the Bart Winkler Show. It is the Monday. June 5th edition.
I am going to be joined. by Evan Heffelfinger. In a few minutes. Uh surprise joined by Toby Altizer. What's up?
Hey man. How's it going? I didn't know I'd see you tonight. I figured I'd hop on. I figure since you decided to stop inviting me, I got to try and get on the Bart Winkler show somehow.
Well, I was going to.
So, no, because I was meaning to invite you. Probably on Wednesday. Yeah, I can talk about whatever.
So I was going to invite you for Sunday I invited Evan. Yeah. Who's here? Let's go! And This is actually take two of the show.
Yeah. Because I I just did like a minute and a half with Evan. It was bad. I'll put it, it was bad by both of us. I was like choking on air.
And uh I'll put it at the very end of the podcast for tomorrow. Just for the audio version. But then I looked at it, I'm like, Oh shit, I'm not even like on YouTube.
So we had to start over. And then, as soon as we started over, Toby popped on.
So, I noticed I was like, let's join this stream yard, see what Bart's talking about, what's got going on. It's like, Ended a minute and 10 seconds. I was like, geez, that was a short post-camp show. Yeah, well, I had Evan on, and he's like, a big Jokic fan, and he was pissed, so he ruined it. And we waited to quit.
That's fair. Heat win game two of the series. My official prediction on the series was. A nugget sweep. Oof.
I just figured everybody was um Everybody was like giving the heat more games. Everybody wanted to. Everybody wanted to say nuggets in five. That's what I'm saying still. But then they went nuggets in six or something.
And I'm like my thought was I really like Brian Winhorse took a lot of shit. For um saying that the Lakers Played as good as you can play in a series where you get swept, and I thought he was right. And The thing about that series was. The Lakers played four really good games. But it wasn't a good series because obviously they got swept.
So I thought, you know, especially with game four in that series, the Lakers were up 15. At half, and then the Nuggets found a way to come back. And even In this game on Sunday night. It looked like the Nuggets had these runs in them. I did feel like the heat could cover.
So I do have this dumb app. I threw 30 bucks on the heat. You have to have 50 bucks to cash out.
So, this was my cash out move. I'm like, all right, I'll put, I'll take the heat to cover.
So, I'm up to 68 bucks or something, and they covered and cash out. And then, and then they give you, it's called fliff. It lets you like bet. But It's not because in Wisconsin you can't Make those bets. But anyway, so the heat win.
Uh I thought they might I thought they might score at least You know, 100. And then when they scored 105, I'm like, well, they might score 107. And then when they scored 107, I thought, shit, they might score 111 and win this game.
So, Evan, since. You are a Jokic fan, right? I still believe, and you know, somewhat of a Nuggets fan. You used to have the Carmelo jersey, right? Also, no, it was a Jokic jersey.
Oh, it was always Jokic. It's always you're obviously rooting for the Nuggets. Yeah. Um, what do you think happened? In tonight's game.
I mean, it was a little bit of what the Bucks saw and the Knicks saw and the Celtics saw, where these random fucking players at the Heat have who nobody heard before. comes in and destroys them. I want to say that it's the supporting cast of the Nuggets having a bad game. Jamal really didn't. Perform great, although he hit a couple of big shots in the fourth quarter.
MPJ was kind of just out there, didn't really do much. But you look at the rest of the team and their shooting numbers, they shot like 50% as a team. Outside of Jokic's shots.
So you can't say that their offense wasn't. Doing well because they were hitting shots. The problem is they ran into the buzzsaw that is Max Streus, Gabe Vincent, and Duncan Robinson. Do I like Duncan Robinson now? I might.
No. I don't know. I'm like a full-blown heat fan now.
Well, to Evan's point, the Heat never beat themselves. Like six free throws because KCP doesn't know how to defend a three-point shooter. You can't do that. Michael Porter Jr., just leaving guys wide open at the three-point line, can't do that. Late in that game, they run a curl screen and everyone leaves.
You have Vincent wide open. Little mistakes like that in a close ball game. That's how the Heat win these things because they're very scrappy. They're going to find ways to get extra possessions. They're going to work hard on the boards and they're not going to beat themselves.
So if you make mental mistakes like that, They'll just find a way to beat you. Like you said, I don't think the Nuggets played bad. I still think they're the better team and they'll probably win the series. But I mean, if you're going to make mental mistakes on the defensive side of the ball and leave their shooters open, if the shots are going down like they are tonight, you're going to lose those ball games. They couldn't do anything with Bam's screens on defense.
That was the game right there. The fourth quarter the entire time, they kind of looked lost. It looked like they were like a pass behind, a step behind offense. They didn't know what they were doing. It looked like they were forcing it a little bit.
It just wasn't the first three quarters of basketball that we saw from the Nuggets.
Well, I'll tell you, there was one stat that... Or one prediction and and I I I hate when I don't. Remember where I see stuff, but somebody said, You can take credit for it.
Okay, I'll start over. Um So, one of the things when I broke down the tape on this series. was I was thinking that And this may actually sound crazy. But if I'm the heat. I want Nikola Jokic.
to have a 41-point game. Absolutely. And this is what I came up with on my own. If he's scoring, that means he's not. assisting as much.
And I think he's just as valuable in that department.
So obviously, Nikola Jokic is going to be involved in 95% of their possessions. But if I got a game line with 41 points for him and just four assists. I feel like that might be a game that my team wins. Great step by me, and that's exactly what happened in game two. Where the thank you.
Um where the Nuggets lose by three. That's how Jokic has always been. Like, you've heard interviews where he says, Yeah, I don't want to score. All I want to do is pass the ball to my teammates.
So, it's a you're exactly right, Bart. Like, it's a great point by you and you only that. Mm-hmm. the games that he's shooting twenty five, thirty times The Nuggets are probably looking behind the eight ball because that's him having to go aggressive because either the team is getting guarded well or is missing their shots or something. And that just totally off of my top of my head.
He only had four assists tonight.
So I It just goes to show you. It goes to your point 100%.
Well, and again, off the top of my head, the heat shot 48.6%. And where in game one, nobody was shooting. that well um the heat were able to get back up to that 50. Percent, but And I don't feel like this would be appropriate, being that you generally like to cover the Bucs, if this were like a Bucks postgame show, if we just went without breaking down a coaching decision. I don't understand why Michael Malone decided not to call timeout with twelve seconds left when they got the ball on that rebound.
You got two timeouts. You can get the ball advanced. You can draw up a play either either for a three or you can still go with a two because you got another time out in your pocket. They let it go and you end up with a falling away three from Jamal Murray, which we've seen him hit before, but I would have liked to have seen a timeout call there. I feel like we're used to breaking down itty-bitty things and getting frustrated with a coach.
So, let me give credit to Steve Zabin, who had that very tweet. Steve Zabin, who I still attest. Can be good if he tries. Mm-hmm. Uh he says normally I don't He says, normally I'm not a take-a-time out guy.
Jesus, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. Who won with the tweet there?
Sorry if that takes me off there. Who won with the tweet there?
I tweeted that same thing. What time did he tweet his? You did? Oh, I said nothing. He said, normally I'm a don't take a timeout guy, but it felt like a set play would have been a better choice.
That was at 9:36. Oh, I beat him. And a boy. I was 10:35. I said, not sure why Malone opted.
Which is 9:35. Toby's on the East Coast elitist.
So I like taking a time out there and getting a good play drawn up. You are now the king of DC Radio. Congratulations. I'll take it. You know I'm right.
That's one of the questions I get all the time, Bart. When I say I came from Milwaukee, they say, Hey, did you work with Zabin? I said, Yeah, I love the guy. He's my favorite guy on Milwaukee Radio.
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I do want to read some comments quick on YouTube. And then also I do want to talk about happy place him. And oh shit, I had all my gummies down here for prop. Ah, fuck. Not for prop, for use.
Well, my my brother my br my brother. Uh not the NBA one 'cause drums are cool. But my other brother. Has to cut him into quarters. Because the dosage is too much.
Gabbles. Um I just take him and get fucked up. Uh Happyplayshunt.com, the promo code is Bart, 25% off. Each and every order. The promo code is barred.
I stopped in there on Friday.
So you'll hear from Chris a little bit. in the coming days. Um And they've got a lot of different products. And what I kind of didn't know was that basically, if you like to take the gummies. And use them in a proper like time.
The Delta Eights, the Delta Nines, okay. But if you just want to go straight to Happyland, Just use the tinctures like you go and you're like So that That's basically what he said. Also, the CBN, CBD ones, the nighttime gummies. Uh enjoy those quite a bit. May want to take one of those a little bit later.
Just some comments quick. Where's Bart? I'm at the In-Law Studios tonight. I was going to say, it looks like you're at the In-Laws. I'm starting to know.
Know your backgrounds. Yep, this actually is one of the few that I just use as a reel.
Okay. Background.
Okay. Real. Q says Toby. Yeah. Test user says tobes.
Nice. Austin says, Toby. Evan half 25. Yeah. I mentioned Fliff before.
Garrett says, I've only heard of Fliff because Antonio Brown's god-awful ads that pop up on Twitter. MC says, if you're a fan of Giannis and the Bucks, I feel like you should cheer for the heat. Jokic is a big freaking baby. Doesn't get called for tons of obvious fouls. and gets away with every call.
Meanwhile, TalkBeast says Bucks fans that like the heat. are like Packer fans that would root for Seattle. in the playoffs dumb. Uh I'll address that momentarily. I disagree.
I always were against the team. But this is like this is like losing to The fucking God, who sucks? Uh uh the commanders yeah And then in the NSA championship game, the commanders are playing the Vikings. And you're all of a sudden you're like. Oh fuck, I gotta root for the commanders.
And then in the Super Bowl, they're like. You're like, holy shit, this commanders team is kind of fun. That's exactly what this is like. No, that's I I'm gonna say talk beast. is wrong there.
Um And there's one other one I wanted to read. Brew crew is mad. That I monetize my videos on YouTube. He says, of course, all these YouTube videos are 100% monetized. Less than a hundred views, and we still have to watch.
A million ads so they can make pennies. Yeah. That's pretty much it. I'm sorry if you had to watch a 15-second ad to get here. But This is kind of like how I'm trying to support.
I'm trying to, I don't know if you guys know about this. I'm trying to make a fucking living. Mm-hmm. And yeah, shame on you. Yeah, sorry if you had to watch a 15-second ad.
And like, if you miss 15 seconds of the show, I think you'll be fine. They don't think like. Just go back and listen to it on Spotify. Yeah, and I think you'll live. All right, Q.
I'm not going to go eight box, nine box tonight.
So. We'll say hi. Kinda pump and dump, but you have a few minutes here. What what's up? What'd you think?
So, the big reason I called was just because Michael Malone's facial hair is terrible. Like, I don't know what he's trying to do. Like, I'm. You guys are confused about the lack of timeouts. I just was trying to figure out what that was.
Like, I think he started a playoff beard for the finals, and it's just not working out. I don't like him at all. Yeah. Yeah, I He's just another reason to root against the Nuggets.
So, um,. Yeah. But I'm very excited to see the heat pull it out tonight. I had no idea, I had a five-dollar bet. To win 70, to win, to that I placed on the heat to win, like.
Uh, when the Bucks lost last year, so now I'm cheering. I got an extra reason to cheer for the heat.
So, what? Yeah, pre I I tend to bet teams that I think will make a big splash in free agency.
So, when the Bucs lost in the Eastern Conference finals last year. Yes. You put $5 on the heat. Yep. Where?
Bovada. And you just noticed that now? I have I I Don't use my Bovada accounts anymore.
So But I just was one like I I was like In there, I thought maybe I had something, and I went and looked, and it sure enough.
So. Oh wow. Yeah. And that's like found money.
So. That's important. I mean, it's potentially worth nothing, but at least the Heat won a game here.
So now we've got a series if we're going to be cliche. You got to have the. the road team win to have a series so Hey, as a big Bucks guy, I'm excited about Terry Stotts coming back. All right.
So I hope it works out. I hated his guts when he was the Bucs coach.
Well, yeah, I mean, he sucked here, but now he's back. Yeah, and apparently he found analytics.
So I appreciate that. I'm a data guy. Uh, which I don't even think he knew what a computer was when he worked for the Bucks the last time.
So, well, you gotta remember: we have new owners now that have like the The highest, and like basically, you need to have a degree in sports science to work for the Bucs now. Uh Herb Cole I think it was the third last year that he owned the team. Just had installed a fax machine.
So they didn't have the equipment available back then.
So Yeah. All right.
Well, I don't want to take up too much time. You got the stars on tonight.
So. Oh, how about that? Later, guys, go heat, buddy, heat and six. Yeah. Tony in Texas is also joining tonight.
Hey, Bart, you know, it's the first time I ever agree with Q. And Q looked extra handsome today, didn't he, Bart? Yeah, I thought maybe I should have said something. I thought he touched up maybe a haircut or a shave. Yeah, something's going on there.
Maybe he's losing some LVs. He looks good. Yeah, he looks pretty good. Good to see you, Toby. Hef, I got to ask, man, are you barely awake?
What's going on there, dude? That's just how my eyes are. I oh, yeah, the internet rumblings think that you are baked out of your mind. I wish, it's been a long time. I'd be a lot happier if I was.
All right, there you go, Tony. Hey, all right, thanks for that update, hey. I gotta say, Bart, you thought this was gonna be a sweep. The Heat are gonna make this a series, and it is tough to win in Miami. Coach Spo.
You got, I heard Van Gundy say they made adjustments, and they did, they made some adjustments. They're not letting the other players beat them as much. Caldwell Pope, I agree with what you said, Toby. Caldwell Pope, he's from the J.R. Smith School of Basketball.
He's an idiot.
So. Yeah, was that half? Look at half. Wide awake, baby. I put him on solo layout, and now I don't know how to get off of that.
Oh, half. What a half. Let's have the rest of the show. Oh, no, no, no, no, thank you.
So much better. Ratings are up. Yeah. Hey, all right. Hey, people are bitching about 15 seconds of advertising.
Whoa, what is that gonna do right there? Yeah. Oh, somebody commented: MC says if you have your Delta A gummies, you don't even notice the ads. Mm-hmm. So that's good too.
Well, guys like an ad of itself. Brilliant. Guys like Toby and I, we live clean living, right, Toby?
So we don't need any of that extra stuff. Let me ask you this, Tob. How is things going out there in DC, buddy? Wonderful, man. It's uh it's a lot of fun.
I'm actually gonna be in Wisconsin. Too long from now. Looking forward to it. I miss. I miss all the good food in Wisconsin.
Yeah, I was rubbaging through some old Bart Winkler shows. I found one where Mike the Painter and I called, and you were on the show. It made me feel warm and fuzzy, Bart. I don't know. I just felt really good about that here in Toby, Mike the Painter, and you.
Oh, Mike reached out to me. He says, I got to get on your show.
So I told him, like, when I do live shows. He got to leave voicemails, which he was doing for a while, and then he didn't do anything. I was thinking of a notebook mic the other day. Do we know how he's doing? No, no idea.
I'm kind of just like Opening the paper up every day and looking for an all-bit. Is that how you call the wick? No, how did oh, I found Rick through nefarious ways. Yeah. Rec.
I'm not, I'm not. The person who told me Rick died. is not legally allowed to Tell me that Rick died. I can't explain it any more than that, or I give it away. That is exactly how I want Rick to go out.
Was it Bill Michaels? No, it was not. It wasn't that would not be the best way for him to go out. I could just hear Toby in his interview, you know, for that DC job on the resume. Yeah, I worked with guys like Notebook Mike and Mike the Painter, some of the best radio I put out there.
Yeah, I uh I still try to get as many callers on the air when I host out here, but we don't have quite the characters like we did in Wisconsin. Hey, Toby, you've been doing uh podcasts and stuff with that one guy. Graham Paulson, Bust and Loose Baseball, baby, talking nationals. If you want to be in depth on what's going on with baseball in the nation's capital, no better place than bust and loose baseball.
Well, hey, good segue. I got to ask you, we're going to talk a little brewers, right, Bart? I got to ask you: are the brewers going to be buyers at the deadline? I mean, I will say right now, like, everyone's bitching about the lineup. And okay, so.
What are the tweets I had on this? Jim Goulart, who does a great job on his Twitter account, like linking every piece of brewer. Media out there that there is, Mas Haas. He says, as of now, this was yesterday. As of now, every single position player on the Brewers.
Position player on the 40-man roster is either on the roster or on the IL, not one in the minors. William Adam is one of those guys actually homered. In Appleton tonight with the Timber Rattlers. And then We had our new shortstop. Get pegged in the face.
Uh by a base runner. Attempting to avoid a tag. There was that. There's somebody else who got hit running into the metal cylinder. There was uh Adamas got struck by a foul ball, but the more like The Mork, what was their lineup today?
Hey, it's like that. Kellich, Miller, Tales, Singleton. Yep. Monasterio. Perkins, Taran, Caratini, Weimer.
Like the more haphazard it gets. I actually find the more compelling because they're also winning. With these guys, right, and so it's more guys that can contribute and also. Uh I don't know if you guys know this, but when they start to get some of these guys back, That's just gonna be like adding at the trade deadline. Oh yeah.
It's just gonna be like adding William Domas's bat.
Well, the return that they're going to get in the short term for Corbin at the deadline. One Well, I'll tell you what, we'll make a straight-up trade of Corbin's. We'll take Burns, you can have Patrick. Um was he still in the league? He's been good lately.
Can I take Hosiah Gray as well? Uh, no, you cannot touch Josiah Gray or Mackenzie Gore. Hey, I picked up Gore in fantasy. like three months ago and he's been awesome. Yeah, he uh Didn't walk a guy for the first time yesterday.
Uh Big news.
So, Bart, this is like the movie Major League, though. You don't know any of these guys, yet they're finding ways to win.
So. Hey, that NL Central is not going to be very good.
So. I mean, why not? Why not try to pick up some players at the deadline? I know we're kind of joking here, but. Why not try to make a little bit of a run while you do have burns?
And is Woody out for the whole year? I don't even know. No, I think it was July.
Okay. Basement. Jamer Candelario is tearing it up. Yeah, he might be your all-star. No, actually, I think Lane Thomas.
Oh, yeah, I got Lane Thomas, too. The Lane Train. What's happening with KB Ruiz? What do you mean what's happening with him? He just had some home runs.
I need to see more from him. He was supposed to be like the biggest catching prospect. Him and Sam Huff. He has some of the worst luck in the league. His expect, like a couple of days ago, I looked.
His expected batting average was 297. His actual batting average was 237. Are you guys uh Like you're not Really, a lot of these teams in baseball right now is one. like good two weeks stretch away from being in like Are you guys thinking playoffs are a possibility? No.
Shall I be? No. Not a chance. Nope. I mean, we got excited because they won game one of this series against the Phillies and we clowned the Phillies because we had the same record as them.
And then we proceeded to lose two in a row and lost in embarrassing fashion today. Right now, it's like a carousel of crap in the bullpen.
So, whichever one Davey Martinez chooses, he blows the lead that day.
So, no, they're not going to compete for anything other than, I mean, they'll be competitive. They won't lose a hundred games this year, I don't think, but.
Well who? Tony, you are getting killed in the comments. About what? And this is more audio or more video.
So, if you guys might have to check out the Dan Shaney YouTube stream. Yeah, Tony adjusting his camera. Uh Ah, let's see. Cameron. Tony has his camera on him like every 50-year-old dude trying to take a selfie.
Oh, I can't see. Bucky says, Tony's holding his camera like he's about to take a new Twitter profile picture. I can't see you guys.
So I'm trying to see. It's not the easiest thing to do to work a phone. You guys are on a laptop. Verukrew says, Verukrew says, can't tell where Tony's neck ends or begins. Oh man.
Well Fuck all you guys. Jeez. Yeah. Sorry, Tone. Fair enough.
Fair enough. Hey, you want the big news from the DMV today? Yeah. So a bunch of houses, it's all over the news. We're still getting details on it.
Mm-hmm. all over the area from Virginia to Maryland to DC were shook today. And people thought it was maybe an earthquake. People thought maybe it was a meteor that exploded over the atmosphere and shook. It was actually Pilots from Joint Base Andrews chasing down a runaway.
Private plane flying in DC airspace that was not responding, and fighter jets went supersonic. The plane ended up crashing in Western Virginia. Don't know who it was or what happened because the flight went from like Tennessee to New York and then just turned around. But Apparently, sonic booms can be felt for like 30 and 40 mile radius because everyone in the whole area could hear it and feel it. It was weird.
So they don't know what it was with the plane, though? Still trying to figure it out.
So the plane went down. I don't know exactly what they shoot it down? They did not have to shoot it down. They apparently chased it down and shot flares to try and get their attention, but they weren't responding at all.
So maybe it lost pressure and everyone kind of just it was on autopilot and just went down after it ran out of fuel or something. I don't know. Oh man, big new year out here because everyone was everyone was you hear that boom? It was a sonic boom, apparently, because it was the entire area. People could hear it at Nats Park at the game.
People were looking around. People could hear it all the way out here in Northern Virginia and Maryland out to Annapolis. It was wild. The same thing happened in Milwaukee. Yeah.
Jeez. Earlier this year, where there was a massive noise and thousands of people were gathered and they go, What could that noise have possibly been? I had no idea. It was actually a flyover at the Brewer's Home Opener. Where the roof was closed.
And they had no idea that.
Something had happened. I was there. Nice. I was too. Really?
Opening day, yeah, I left in the third inning. I was there um When they gave out the yellow patriotic jersey, which fun fact is sitting in the backseat of my car, still in the plastic, if someone wants it. Uh highest bidder. Oh, yeah.
Someone someone will take it in the next seven days if you live in town. Fair. Um, but they did another fallover on a random Saturday game. In May. Like Armed Forces Day or something.
I it must have been, but Either way, it's like I paid for that. Yeah. Uh third Saturday of May, Evan Armed Forces Day. Was that the Yellich Patriotic Jersey game? Were they at home that day?
I mean, I was there at American family feels.
So yeah. But third Saturday in May. Would have been May 20th. Yeah. Wow, fun.
Were they home May 20th? Yeah, it was against the Giants, I believe. Yeah, they were in Tampa Bay. Bro. Called you out.
So, was that the week before then? Maybe they were celebrating it later. Oriole Day? Yeah. Hey, how about me knowing what Armed Forces Day is?
Yeah, credit to you for that. Oh, pretty good. Absolutely. Tony, anything else on the series? Yeah, I think the Nuggets definitely got to make some adjustments going into the next game.
Mike Ballone, I don't know who said it. It was Q or Toby, but Mike Ballone, he's coming off as a hack, just listening to him in the huddle. If they get down two to one, I think Miami could pull this off. Still not going to pick Miami. I picked the Nuggets in six.
That's what I'm going to stick with. Going back to Miami is not an easy place to play. Uh, they need Murray a lot more from Murray. Murray didn't give them much today until the fourth quarter, so. Joker can't do it all by himself.
If the Joker is the only one performing, Hey, we're gonna have a hell of a series then. Hey, Tony, don't let the haters get to you. I'm not. I'm not. I will say this part.
Uh, the show's been on fire. I'm gonna go play my video game right now and hit some buttons. A lot of reaction to uh, we were live after game one, and Matt in the Falls was gaming the entire time. Oh, what a dick move by Matt. I do.
Well, I will say this. I don't know what he was playing, but it was a shooter game. It was a cry for attention like a little baby, but he was making great. Oh, wow, wow, that's different. I'll tell you.
Like, Daddy's not paying attention to me because I got five screens. I'm not one of them. That was a bad view. What are you playing, Toby?
Well, if Matt in the Falls is any good at Warzone, let him know that I could use some dubs.
So help me out. I'm all in on Rainbow Six Siege. New season just came out. See, really, I'm an MLB the show guy, so I'm like an unrealistic, like unreasonable amount. That's why I had to stop.
I haven't played one since 21 because it took up too much of my time. Yeah. I have too much time to take up, so I just don't care. Bruku says we're a good background noise. He's playing 2K.
Sure. I've played this year's 2K quite a bit. Uh Mm. Uh yeah, I don't uh 2K is stupid to me at times. You can't knock down threes if you play it on the hardest setting.
Otherwise, it's too. Otherwise, and then if you play on like any other difficulty, it's the easiest thing. Like, unless you're shooting with Steph Curry, you just might as well plan on missing every three you take. Yeah. All right, Tom, good to see you, bud.
We'll be back live Wednesday. Good talking. Hey, Matt, I love you. He made some good points, but don't play the fucking games during the show. Jesus, good game.
I think he learned his lesson. All right.
Talk to you later. See you boys. All right.
See you, buddy. That is Tony. Evan Heffelfinger here. Toby Altizer here. We're on the Dan Shaney YouTube stream.
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Because I'm also like an independent guy. Doing my own thing. Um, although I am still doing my CBS shifts, I did not do this weekend, I was at a grad party. Mm-hmm. Um But I did record I did get to record liners.
Really? 109 the line. Oh, no, it is a station and the line. Means Mason Dixon line. Hey, now we're kidding.
Now we're talking. Yeah. I'm here in the south. Yeah, so I checked up their um like their radio program is very Like if I got on there and did one of my Pretty. It's very not my political angle.
Yeah, boy, Holly, they're going to love you down south. I tell you what. Let me look up this Bart Winkler film. But they air all the talk during the week and then just CBS on the weekends, which is. Like I I think a lot of stations actually do that.
Austin is joining the program. Hey, buddy. All right, I had to come back. I had to come back. He was in the waiting room.
He left. He said, miss you guys. I DM'd him. I said, I'll get you next time. XO, XO.
And the XL. Uh Toby F. What's up? Dude, I miss hearing you guys on the radio so much. Yeah.
Hey, so I'm watching, I'm watching this game tonight and So I've been I know you're uh you're rooting for the heat, but uh I was rooting, I'm rooting for the nuggets. And I'm watching this game tonight. And I'm watching the but are you like rooting hard for the nuggets or like no, no, no, no, I got some family that's out in Denver.
Okay. I'm the same way. I would say I'm rooting decently hard because I got a buddy in Denver. I also hate the heat.
So, yeah.
So, okay, but then so the heat are down, and then they're coming back, and I'm like. Down it. How could I not root for the heap? And I'm sick with myself. That I'm ruined for the heat.
And And you, Bart, are rooting for the heat as an advocator of rooting against the teams that beat you, which is like what I believe in so much. And for some reason you're like. pro heat now. And I found myself rooting for the heat tonight, and I was sick. About it.
No, I uh Josh Stewart, who comes on from time to time. He had a tweet. About how he likes the heat, he thinks. He goes, This might sound crazy, but the heat have won me over. And then I commented on him against the Bucs.
This the series was. Fuck the heat forever. Then they play the Knicks and then you're like Alright, I guess this Jimmy runs cool. And then against the Celtics, I'm like, let's go, heat. Yep.
And then now, like I said earlier, I'm like. Do I like Duncan Robinson? Is it is it because they beat the Celtics that I'm feel this way. I don't know. Because Toby, okay, Toby, you're not a Bucks fan.
Who are you rooting for? Oh, the nuggets. I can't stand the heat.
Okay, good. I can't understand Bart's logic to Go on the other side of this. I just can't. Talk me off of this, Toby, because I don't need to be rooting for the heat. It makes me.
Hey, hold on. Before that, I made Q come back in. Q in the comments said Dan Shaney saved him $1,400. Yeah. No, so I forgot to mention this earlier.
I called Dan last week. Within two hours, he had sent me a proposal, and I'm saving 35% on home and auto.
So fourteen hundred dollars and my um My premiums went down. And my coverage went up. Wow. And I got like two umbrella policies, and I'm still saving $1,400.
So big ups to Dan Shaney. Dan Cheney. Everybody in Wisconsin should call him. Because I've been using State Farm for years. I had no idea I was getting ripped off.
So thank you, Dan. Hey, I'm not here to bash any other companies. But I I only bash other radio stations. Yeah. But if you're using what Q's using, maybe give him a call.
So, yeah, I mean, it's worth it. He did it really fast.
So, sorry to call double call, but I thought it was important. See you. Oh, I made you come back. Oh, yes, you made me come back. I said, come back.
Yeah. So, all right. See ya. All right, see ya. Thanks, Q.
I mean, I could have read it, but what's better than the testimonial? Yeah, Dan. All right.
Austin, you had asked Toby a question. Does that remember where we were? Yeah, that was right around where we were.
So Toby was saying Thank you.
So I thought that. The reason that I was starting to slightly cheer for the heat was because Perhaps if they leave Boston. But um again, fuck the heat, man.
Well, that gritty style of basketball, like credit to them, because they play hard every single game. They do things that other teams aren't willing to do. But it's just so hard to cheer for a team like that. I mean, like you said, I cheer for the Wizards, I cheer for the Bucks.
So, you know, being in Milwaukee for the time that I was, I can't stand Boston, I can't stand Miami.
So, I don't understand how you can flip-flop on that. I get that you can admire their run, like I respect what they've done, but I cannot cheer for them. And, you know, like I said, I respect Jimmy Butler, but then you look on the other side, and I don't think the Nuggets have gotten the respect they deserve.
So, it's fun to watch them finally get the recognition. Joker is one of the best players in the world, and it's like people just don't want to give him any credit. And if you want to have Giannis comparisons in that sense, like Giannis is one of the best players in the world, and they always like to talk about somebody else. Joker's been doing the same thing. Jamal Murray is a legitimate superstar, but no one ever talks about him.
So, I like Denver. I got a buddy out there that's part of why I like them. But they're fun to watch too. Like, they play good team basketball. Joker's getting the rest of the team involved.
I mean, we're talking tonight, the reason they lost. Is because he didn't pass the ball enough and he scored 41. I like Denver. I enjoy watching them play. I'm glad Boston's out, but I can't cheer for Miami.
Well, I rooted for uh the Knicks against Miami. 'Cause they knocked us out. I don't But then I'm not, I mean, I was like, I don't know who I'm going to root for. Of course, I was going to root for Miami over Boston. I mean, and then Boston was going to try to come back 3-0.
And Toby, what I kept saying was. They don't deserve to be the first team to come back from 3-0. They put the like they, if the nuggets would have beat, would have been up 3-0 and then the heat comeback. That's different. Yeah, 100%.
So I didn't want the Celtics for 100 different reasons, but then obviously that.
Now I don't like the Nuggets. I don't like Jokic that much. Maybe it's like a protect Giannis as the best in the world. I don't know. So, but also, if the Nuggets win the finals.
It's not going to bother me. And if the Heat wins the finals, I guess that won't bother me either.
So, for that standpoint, I'm enjoying the finals, it will bother you, Bart. Yeah, I feel like it should be. I don't think so. I was kind of rooting for them tonight. It'll ruin Bart if the heat went, if they knock, as an age.
No, I'm pretty dug in. No, I'm pretty dug in on being anti-Nuggets fans for bitching about their TV coverage. And then, once people were like, That's why you don't. Yeah. Yeah.
And then once people were like, Oh man, this Jamal Murray is really good. Nuggets fans are like, Well, that's what we were trying to tell you.
Okay, so now we saw, like. You can't beg us to say a thing. And then when we say a thing. Toby, I don't know if you know this, I'm a national radio host now.
Okay. Yeah. Are you just jealous that Denver fans are stealing a Milwaukee shtick of? Pretending to be the team that never gets talked about and getting mad at me. Oh, I regret a lot of that.
That made us look small. Because that is what Milwaukee does. Maybe that's why you're so frustrated. You're like looking in the mirror and seeing what Denver looks like from the as an outsider. You're like, Yeah, it's the Spider-Man meme of you pointing at each other.
It's so true. Because, like, That's the end of Milwaukee finally won, so now Bart's on this whole shtick. Yeah, it'll be like when my son's really frustrating me, and I'm like. This is my son. I love him more than anything.
Why is he? Oh, because he's acting just like me. That's why I'm so mad about him. Exactly. MC says gotta root against Jokic.
She's a clown. Disgrace that people put him ahead of Giannis. Giannis is a two-way superstar. Jokic is a slow offensive quarterback with zero defensive skill. He did do a pretty good fake.
Like sell on the Kyle Lowry push. Oh my gosh, that was terrible. That was pretty good. He did do that tonight. I mean, but to be fair.
If we're gonna do this, like if you're gonna take away defense from Jokic and say that Giannis Has defense and Jokic doesn't. Jokic has a jump shot from three that's pretty consistent, Giannis doesn't. It is. Yeah, and that's Jokic can do a lot of things that Giannis is not doing. Would you rather your player have?
So, if you would start a franchise right now, are you taking Jokic over Rihanna's? I don't think there's a wrong answer.
So it's kind of you pick your flavor. Like, do you want the guy that distributes the ball? and gets everybody involved? Or do you want the guy that's the most dominant player in the sport? Yeah, do you value a dynamic offense or a dynamic defense?
Well, it's also hard because Like Jokic a couple of years ago was playing with turds. And so part of the reason that the nuggets are here is And they still I still feel they built it different where they built Six, seven, real, like they barely even go seven deep. Right, what do they do minutes-wise tonight? They played.
Okay, they went a little. Bron played 15 and Green 16 and Otherwise, they're kind of like a six deep. Maybe six and a half deep team. Because Gordon Porter Jr., Murray, and KCP are all guys that. you can rely on.
Jokic gets the ball to these guys and then they do something with it. Giannis Forever has been giving the ball to Guys, and if they're coat, like Drew in the playoffs has been bad the last two years, and then where Jokic is kicking it out to guys that are knocking down threes. I mean, the Bucs keep collecting these 35-year-old veterans.
Well, okay. Jokic can make threes and uh Free throws as well. Jokic is a lot better at the line, a lot better. And that and that's. That's the big issue is because You know that you can follow Yannis.
Mm-hmm. If he knows he's going to get fouled, like he's got to. Get himself in position to where he's going to get fouled and at least make the first two and just get an and one. I don't know. All right, let's make everyone and just throw it at the Like barely throwing it at the backboard, knowing it's not going to go in because.
you're gonna go in there and 50% of the time he's going to miss. Actually, let's not make everyone answer because I don't want to answer. No, I would still rather have Giannis. I love Giannis. No, I'm not going to answer that.
I'll still take Giannis. I'm probably still going to roll with Giannis just because the potential is still higher. Like, we know what Jokic is, and how much better can Jokic get? I don't know that it can. If Giannis were to ever get a jump shot, Yeah, you know, maybe, but.
I don't know, man. Like, it's a lot closer after watching some of these series than it was before. Cameron says put Giannis on Denver.
So, what if you did put what just switch him right now? What if Jokic was on the Bucs? You have to build the thing that Denver's done so well is they built perfectly for what they got. Like Michael Porter Jr., he could be like Klay Thompson and dribble the ball three times in a game and be totally fine. He's going to shoot the ball as soon as he touches it every single time.
Perfect. Aaron Gordon, a good slasher, can also shoot from the outside, but doesn't have to have the ball in his hands to be effective. Same thing with basically all their role players. It's Murray and it's Jokic working on the ball. And.
So if you put Giannis over there and make him play distributor, it doesn't work as well. He's not as good a passer as Jokic, so it wouldn't work as well. I think both teams have done a pretty good job of building around their guys, but it it's not it's not as easy as just flip them over and see how they do. Yeah, and the Nuggets have done a good job of building a yoke it. Like they're building out, like you're saying.
Yeah. They're building out. Yeah. Well, and I mean, to be fair, like if you were to put Giannis over there, but give him a couple of guys, like if you took Murray and Jokic and put them on the Bucks and then took the big three of the Bucks, I know it's kind of tough doing that, but take Drew and Chris and Giannis and put them with the same role players, I think you could look at it in similar type fashion. But if you were to just take one for one, I don't know that it works as well.
Breaking soccer news, Club Leon has beat the LAFC club for the. Champions League in CONCACAF. How about uh did you see your boy Benzema got a big contract? Yeah, I was going to talk about that a little bit on tomorrow's show because Um The money that Saudi Arabia has is.
Well, they're like live golfing soccer.
So, this contract, Toby. Three years, I came in. This guy's gonna play. Kareem Benzema is going to play. For three years for A Saudi club and makes $643 million total.
2005. 15 million a year. Jesus Christ. And that's what it's like Ronaldo. I think Mark Adanasio just passed away.
Yeah, that's what uh Who just went over there?
Well, okay, so. Yeah, Ronaldo. Again, the rumor is and Messi might go and DC stuff. Have you heard of Brian Davis with the ownership thing of the Commanders? It's probably only like a DC story.
But Saudi one in? Everyone knows that, um Josh Harris is winning this thing. But Brian Davis, this former Duke basketball player, has always had some shady dealings. And allegedly, like he has like a business that's worth like 50 billion dollars. And he just sued Bank of America because they wouldn't go through with his bid and like give it to Daniel Snyder.
He just sued them for $500 billion. And then they pushed back and he dropped it all the way down to $999,000. But no one knows where his cash was coming from.
So there was um some theories that it might be coming from that direction as well to try and buy the Washington Commanders. They're going to want in at one of these leagues at some point. I mean, th they're taking over soccer, so we'll see what happens. Yeah, they got a conqueror golf, conquer, is that Tottenham? Overhampton.
These are my wolves. They didn't get relegated, baby. Let's go. Your boy's in Newcastle, Bart. Uh-huh, I'm West Ham.
No, and that's the team that's owned by Saudi Arabia. Oh, yeah, but they're going to want in like NBA or NFL. If the Saudis bought the Brewers, if it was the difference between Saudi buying the Brewers or the Brewers leaving, your outfield next year is going to be Aaron Judge, Mookie Betts, Mike Trout, Shohei. Whoever you want, man. They're all coming to Milwaukee.
That wouldn't be the Brewers anymore. And guess what? You don't have to worry about renovations at Miller Park, they'll take care of all of that. I am going to go on record. Right.
And say I am ant I'd be anti the Saudis. Buying the brewers. Because if all of a sudden, like, we think Mark's cheap, right? We want Mark to spend like. 150.
Can I pitch about something for a sec?
Well, yeah, I mean if I could finish my thought.
Okay, well you were gonna go somewhere where you shouldn't go. No, I wasn't I wasn't.
Well, I've I've heard these diaries before, Bart. No, what I was going to say is. If like all of a sudden Mark was spending $400 million a year. That's not the Brewers. The brewers are the losers that are cheap.
That have to Yeah. The the the way that they win is The way that they win is what least shitty reliever should we pitch today. Brett Anderson.
So, if someone came in that was just uber rich and bought the brewers and decided to spend money, you'd be like, Yeah, this isn't brewers-like if they won a championship and it wouldn't mean as much? Come on, Barts. It'd have to be like Craig Culver or something. It'd have to be a Wisconsin-bred guy.
So, what about Haslam buying the Bucks? Or hit. Stake in the bucks. Oh, I'm surprised Paul Henning even went to the sale today because he's so anti Jimmy Haslam. I mean, he's all about paying stand-up guys.
We're one and four under the Haslam era. People forget.
Okay. Okay. Mm-hmm. This is true. This is true.
Yeah. We're bad. Where'd you think I was gonna go, Austin? Um I don't say it. Yeah, no, no.
So do you have, did you have something else to say? Uh no, uh no, not really. I just um After The uh Finals. we should do some more burst talk especially with uh Evan, that guy knows fucking brewers and Uh, today, great, great brewers game today, boys. Uh, And they're in the lead with a lot of fucking injuries, and that division is shit.
And I think the Brewers can make the playoffs. And anything can happen in the playoffs. as we know in in baseball compared to for the most part the other sports.
So, I mean, let's go Brewers, man. I just want to bring this up just because Evan's on here.
So I bookmarked one of my tweets just in case I was correct. But I picked the Cardinals to win the World Series, and that is not looking so hot. Do you remember this? We had this discussion opening day on Twitter, Evan. I picked them, and you're like, this is the first freaking thing I saw today.
Now I'm pissed. Yeah, and I. I'm glad that so far it's looking great for me anyway. They suck, man, they suck. Baseball, yeah, they're in trouble.
Because they don't do anything about you guys. Are you out? Yeah, I'm out. oh i didn't hear that part yeah i'm gonna listen i'm gonna listen and go to bed My favorite part about the Cardinals right now, they're trying to blame Wilson Contreras for everything. Yeah, I don't understand that.
Did you know that he's the problem with everything that's going on in St. Louis? Every single thing. It's not just the pitching, the hitting. Everything's Wilson Contreras' fault.
Almost like switching from having the same catcher for 17 years. to a new one who's offensive-minded. This isn't going to work out. It's almost like you signed a guy who wasn't known for his defense and expected him to be Yadi Yarmolina. A couple of tweets from Cardinals Nation.
Friend of show, friend of life, Matt Pauly. Yeah. Says When it comes to the Cardinals, I've been Captain, everything is going to be okay. When they were 10 and 24. I was a little worried.
But then they won twelve to sixteen. Mm-hmm. I'm back to where I was when they were 10 and 24. There is a clear urgency to get on a roll. A lot of what they accomplished has been wiped out.
Um Kevin Wheeler. Who's also a Cam O X? Says There are no words that can convince anyone at this point. They either play better or they don't. If they don't, a different set of actions will be worth watching.
They uh I don't know. They're melting down, but how do we watch this heat team that we keep thinking? Is like, oh, is the voodoo gonna run out? And then it never does, and think that, like, this isn't just one massive long con from St. Louis.
That's the thing: I'll never be happy until they are eliminated from the postseason. And there's, it's June 4th. James Smith, they're seven and a half games out. That's. That's manageable.
I mean, what was the lead last year, two years ago, that they got all the way back? Remember when the brewers had it all wrapped up and then. Mm-hmm. The Cardinals brought it all the way back to make it like we all knew they were going to still win the division, but it was right there. Like They're going to pull 2018, I believe.
They're going to pull their classic September. Comeback stuff, get on fire. And look, man, I'm wearing a hat of a team that went 19 and 31 to start and won a World Series.
So, also, fun fact: the Nationals had a better record this year through 50 games than they did the World Series run. Nice. Ridiculous. I have a cherry blossom Nash's hat in my closet right now. Let's go!
Like my hat, it's flamingos. That's where I stayed in Vegas a couple of months ago. Oh, okay.
So I did the Madison game last night. This is the last thing. Yeah, celebrity. Voice of the flamingos. Yeah, there you go.
4924. The attendance Nice. Home record. Nice. Was it all to hear Bart Winkler BA announced?
It was not. Yeah. But then I had so early in the day in Madison, I had a surprise party for a buddy, turned 40. And then I I went to work. And then I met the guys out after.
And not that it was like college era kind of catch-up mode. But When I woke up this morning. Um You know, like in Family Guy, when they puke and it's like super exaggerated, you're like, No one pukes like that. Yeah. Yeah.
I did that. I did that four times. I have an idea for a promotion. What's the name of this uh place again, Bart? Forward Madison FC.
So I have an idea for a promotion. And you p if you play pay for a special ticket package, you can see if you can score on Bart Winkler from the penalty spot. Former goalkeeper Bart Winkler. Yeah, a lot of people have done it. You would be in the long line.
I did.
So I did, I took the month of May off. From drinking. Mm-hmm. And that was the mount. That was all that's over.
I think the rest of June, I'm going to take the month of June off from food. Mmm, like all food.
Okay. I I've always bloated.
Well food choices, not just the food. What do you mean? How possibly? Yeah. I've always thought of you as a health-first diet kind of guy.
Could I um Could I survive on a month of just water and gummies? But I need a little more sustenance. Maybe mix some multivitamins in there. Like a protein shake. Yeah.
Yeah, maybe I could do that. My roommate and I were looking at the kits for Forward Madison, and they are unbelievable. They're awesome. Yeah, it's a well run little thing over there. That's why that's the same group that's doing Milwaukee Pro Soccer and I can't wait through the whole naming right situation.
Nice. It has to be something about like Cream City FC, right? I am very much against Cream City. Really? Yeah, I don't.
I don't, I don't like it. Do you have a front runner? Like, are you allowed to? I want to be Goodland, like Goodland, Milwaukee. I like that.
like the good land yeah it's algonquin for the good land So I thought of Goodland FC. Yeah, like I think if they combined it to Goodland, Milwaukee. Goodland, Milwaukee F C or F C or? Yeah. Milwaukee.
I kind of like that. Oh, I want to address this comment.
Sorry for walking goodlanders. Treb says I look thinner. I did lose weight in my face in the last month, but I didn't lose any weight. I mean Kind of discouraging. I mean, I have my butt is as flat as a board.
My arms are spaghetti. I don't gain any weight. I only gain weight in my gut. Same. I don't gain any weight in my chest or my legs.
Yeah. Just in the barrel. Coach Bud style. Yeah, like my. Uh son.
Peed all over me today. Come on. When he was Going party. Mm-hmm. It was a new toilet and you know.
He peed. I do that too. And yeah, new toilets are tough. They are tough. And so I had another shirt.
In my car, thankfully, for some reason. But the shorts, I did not have another pair of shorts.
So I was able to borrow a pair of shorts from. uh my brother-in-law who's much thinner than I. Mm. And so people are like, how? How do you fit in his shorts?
Well, because. Like my waist is a thirty, but my gut is a forty.
So I can wear short. I could wear. I could wear like Five-year-old shorts. But assured now I'm almost Like I'm soft thinking about going 2x. I yeah.
That's too depressing of a I've gone down that road myself and Bart, you're not the only one in that in that area. You guys are into X-Land? I'm past at this point. I'm uh I'm bordering. Yeah.
Look, the past couple years have not been kind to me. Yeah. Yeah. Can we name the football club the Milwaukee Beers after base football, please? Uh yeah, I don't mind that one.
Yeah. I just wanted to throw that out. I'm not Cream City, and a lot of people are. Is it like you don't want the memes, or is it just you think it's overused? Oh no, the memes is, I mean, it's great.
I just don't I just still feel like Cream City Was something that didn't exist and then it did and we were We were like, we were like, what's we were gaslit into thinking we always called it that? Yeah, I was going to ask that. Like, before the Bucks, they're like, oh, yeah, Cream City. Did anyone refer to it as you can get me like historians? If you can find me one sign ever.
That somebody held at County Stadium or at the Mecca. Where it said even the word cream, even just like, let's cream the team.
Well, 'cause yeah, wasn't the Bucks thinking that it was cream based off of the bricks that built this city or something like that? Yeah, which is fine, but like people said that. And they stopped saying it in nineteen twelve and then they didn't bring it back until Cream City was the clause-up of nicknames.
Okay. Walls up in E. Closet was terrible. That was so bad. It was something.
Claws up. Maybe. Milwaukee Brewers, claws up. I think you talk me into Goodland FC. I like that a lot.
That's cool. Oh, oh, SC. Oh, I am not. I am not football. I don't call it football.
I don't call it the pitch. I don't call it the... The f the fixtures It's it's soccer.
Okay. Yes, it's a field. Yes. As long as I can quote Alice Cooper in Wayne's World, that's all that matters. Mm-hmm.
Yeah, I am very much. Uh anti Europeans. I just don't like that Americans like Have we're number one, right? Don't we always say we're number one? I mean, I talked to frames about COVID, and his argument for why COVID wasn't going to happen here was simply because we're America.
Mm-hmm. That literally occurred. It's one of my favorite Twitter trends and TikTok trends where it's like: Americans will do nothing but shit on America, but they become the biggest patriots whenever an English person says something. All right.
Like, we're right back to the Revolutionary War defending this country. I'm like, but Chuck, it's beating COVID's in All other 193 countries. He said, but we're America. Blue. Yeah, where else is it?
Hand it off to the Brits. Which is another reason I don't like. Our culture's obsession. with the royal family. The royal family is so stupid.
Yeah. You're paying them money to do nothing. I don't mind if, like, we get into our own families of rich people that don't do anything. Sure, pay me money to do nothing. Fine, right?
I'm cool with that. I do that already. Mm-hmm. Just not for enough. Oh.
Anything else you boys want to get into the atmosphere? Um I don't know. I mean, my roommate said he's not going to buy into the Brewers off of this series. He made me promise him. to not let him off the hook for that.
But I can't help it. I watch every game. Even the ones that piss me off. Yeah, they got a weird wraparound series. The series ends Monday.
So stupid. I got one for you. I will be in Detroit on Friday. If anyone wants to start a GoFundMe so that I can go to the Taylor Swift concert in Detroit. Them tickets like 15 grand.
Uh not that much, fifteen hundred. Toby, when you say when you was thinking. I will be in Wisconsin next Sunday till like the twenty sixth. I have a couple of days off of work around then, so we should get a GoFundMe for Toby and I to go golfing. Golfing, hit a brew crew game, all the good stuff.
We'll film it all. Yeah, we can invite Bart. We can make a An excursion out of it. Heck yeah, man. We've already seen Bart's golf swing, so.
You can see mine now too. Yeah. Yeah, Toby, I don't do jack shit during the day. Hey, let's go golfing then. Let's go hang out.
And if you want to come in on that Sunday, you can come check out the old studio. I'll let you in. Oh. Are my files still going to be on the computer? I wonder.
Everyone's just still on there except for mine. I deleted mine because uh. They needed space, I put them on a hard drive. Nice. Also Half of the sales office, they took out the desk because nobody works there, and it's furniture, it's like couches.
Nice. More places to take naps. Yeah. I've been in those offices quite a bit. I will say the one thing that I miss about that office the chairs face the T V that we would work in.
The T V in the one oh six seven producer studio is like in the corner back here. It's like, how am I supposed to watch TV? Yeah, instead of a mirror almost. You're supposed to do your damn job, Toby.
Okay. Come on. I I did my job with Bart while I was freaking watching Good Morning Football on the You.
So Yeah. That's fair. I'll pay for your rounds and beers for all three of you, dudes. At Brown Deer? Ooh.
Well, even better, you don't have to pay for beer for me, so that means more for them. Yeah, and I don't drink beer because it hurts my tummy. Yeah, so all three are going, all of the beers are going to Evan. Yeah. That's not a good thing.
He's making some Gatorade's. Yeah, with a body armor guy. I say you're doing a power raid. What's your big flavor there? What's your body armor, favorite flavor?
God, it's. I mean, the Mamba one is really, really good. But I think it might be peach mango. See, I'm an orange mango guy. That one's good.
That's my favorite. Strawberry banana was the first one I had, I still love that one. The one that I can't do is uh coconut pineapple. I don't mind that one. I hate both of those exclusively, and together it's even worse.
Yeah. We're at the this could have been the email portion of the show, so Wow.
Well, this one is from Mark. The podcast. If you do want to leave a voicemail, I'll. I could use some voicemails for Monday. 402915 BART.
That's on the Carl's Place voicemail link, carl of et.com backslash Bart. And then. If you're on YouTube. The end of this episode, audio only.
Well, I'm going to throw the minute. Fuck up that Evan and I. It's just the greatest intro to a show of all time. It's just shit. We suck.
Yeah. All right, gentlemen, good to see you both. You guys too. Thanks everyone for coming on. We'll be live again after game.
Three. of the NBA Finals with new podge dropping all week. The Bart Winkler Show. Good. Good morning, everybody.
My name is Bart Winkler. And it is the Monday, June fifth edition of the program. I'm here, and we're bringing in. Our good good buddy. Evan, Joe, what's his name?
Evan Heffelfinger. Evan, good to see you today. Thanks for hanging out with us. Yeah. How are you?
I'm doing well.
Well, I mean, I'd be a little bit better if Jokic could have led them to a win in game two, but. I mean, that's we're about to talk about that a little bit, otherwise, not too bad. And it's a Heffelberger, by the way. Heffel Heffelberger.
Okay, you did officially change the paperwork back in April. I failed to mention that. You know what? I don't even think I'm live. Really?
I'm just recording. Hold on. I gotta give you a new link.
Okay. I couldn't have had a worse opening, so that's fine. I didn't send you a new lake. All right.
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