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I am Bart Winkler. Joining us on this Thursday morning, October one five, is Ryan Horvat Harvey. What's good, my brother? Happy Happy Thursday! What a baseball game last night!
You know this Brewers team. I gotta say, is a is a Chicago Cub fan. They're just cheering for the Brewers, though. I put this on social media. I was like, "Screw the Dodgers!
Why would I cheer for them?" And exactly. And and I I told our buddy Mike, you know, who's a diehard Cub fan, does a great podcast, and he tweeted, "Yuck!" And I was like, "I will trade the pain of Kyle Tucker." For the joy and happiness of my friends and family, so I'm cheering for you guys. But I think this team is a team of destiny because they remind me of you know that White Sox team that won the World Series. I was also cheering for them, and it's like they were never trailing in games. But even if they were, they would just like miraculously win.
Same thing with the Cubs when they did win their one World Series that I was able to witness. You know, there was just so many awesome moments where even when I was feeling crappy about a situation. You know, last night, back to back jacks. I was watching the game and like. My wife, I mean, she's a Cub fan as well, but she's even like cheering for the Brewers, and she's just like, "Oh my God, they just keep doing it." It's like, yeah, that's how baseball works.
They're a team of destiny, and that's why yesterday I can't believe that we were getting a plus one fifty price on them. I know that you know everybody believes that the Dodgers, this Dodgers organization, isn't going to go down three zero, but they're beat up, man. Like Otani is clearly not right. It's so hard to repeat, let alone threepeat in Major League Baseball. No matter how much money you're spending, and the Brewers.
They're just a better team. They've been the best team in baseball, and they got a lot of magic. They're turning up the heat right now. It does feel too like we keep making the comparison. The Dodgers are the Chiefs from a few years ago, where the Chiefs got to that third Super Bowl and they just seemed like they were out of steam or out of motivation.
I mean, when you win a couple World Series in a row and then have a chance to win another one, but you're down three zero, like I don't. I don't think the Dodgers are going to scrap their way to a World Series. The way they're going to win this series, if they do, would be like they just start better than us and just start hitting home runs and have more Blake Snell kind of performances until he. Gave up the two home runs because they're still very good. I I think the physical attributes are there.
Mentally, though, it's really hard when you've already won two in a row.
Now you're down three zero. You got to win two more at home. Go back to Milwaukee. It's like you're already you're already on the plane. You might as well go to Cancun, right?
And I used to like. I've never actually had this topic. I've had the conversation like, what sport would it be hardest to repeat, let alone threepeat? Like the Bulls did it in the '90s, but also like they had Jordan, and everybody else got old. You know what I mean?
Like the NBA, that's kind of how it goes. If you have the best player, and like the Bad Boy Pistons got old, Magic had HIV, the Lakers got old.
So there was really no competition. You know. Two threepeats is pretty damn impressive, but I used to make the case, you know, like baseball, right? I mean, like it's so hard to win one World Series, let alone two, because it's 162 games. Injuries do happen.
You have to be hot. You have to have the right pitching. But when you think about it, man, I feel like really. It's what the Patriots did that dynasty, and what the Chiefs were able to do. Because in football, there's more injuries than any other sport.
I know it's only a sixteen-game season, but also with the salary cap, you know what I mean. Like the Packers, the Packers every year with Rodgers would have a great offense, and we would expect to score thirty points. The problem was we didn't have a good enough defense. We didn't have the Legion of Boom. You know what I mean?
But like the Chiefs were able to even say goodbye to Tyree Kill. You know, obviously you have Mahomes, one of the best quarterbacks of all time. But they would like win with their defense, and I think like football is the hardest to do it because not only injuries, you need luck, but also just because you can't have a perfect roster. Like, let's not. I I can't act like even if the Dodgers three peated, I wouldn't act like it was like I wouldn't be able to say it's.
I don't know. It wouldn't be that big of an accomplishment just because look at this fricking team. Like look at that rotation. There is no salary cap. They're backending money.
Like Otani is not even really getting paid yet. You know what I mean? So like, it's so hard. It's it's it's hard for me to be like, man, what they did. Like, you know, Dave Roberts sucks as a manager.
I really feel like he's making a lot of wrong decisions. Like you and I could manage this team though to a World Series because it's a fricking super team.
So I think like, I don't know. I guess long winded football would be the hardest to repeat or threepeat it. Would you agree? Maybe the M like because the NBA is now. There's so much parody in the NBA because we've gotten rid of the super teams.
I don't know. I think it might be baseball. Yeah, but the Dodgers almost did it. They still could. I don't want to jinx it.
I think it might be baseball. Brandon says Bart, what Oregon did you sell for World Series tickets?
So the presale was this morning at 10 a.m. I was still sleeping. Cause I don't know, I'm sleeping. I we got some late nights here, and my wife, what a what a hero today. She says, she she says I'm in.
Here's the phone. Spend whatever you want. We're going, and I said, great, wow, this rules.
So then I clicked on World Series Game One, and all that was left was in the two hundreds in the family section. And I clicked on it, and then it was—it said nothing. Um, and then I tried to go to game two, and it said nothing. And then it said game six. And then we were talking about where to sit, and we're like, "All right, two seats together.
It's going to cost you like twenty five hundred each." And we said, "This is something we just got to do." And I clicked yes, and it said already sold. And so I don't know who's getting these tickets today on Brewers. dot com.
Somebody has to be, but it ain't it ain't me.
So right now, Barty World Series, no entry. Right now, now could I just send the Brewers a note and say I'm covering for my podcast? I think I could, but I think I'd get rejected so fast.
So we're not doing that.
So no World Series tickets for now. You should remind them all you did for the Bucks during their championship run. You know, kind of like you're the you're the lucky charm, and you're Irish, so maybe you're Irish. I don't know what you are, and I don't. I like.
I'm already going to. Um, I I I'm I'm already like I'm English. I don't want to sit in the four hundreds, but I'm already like okay, fine, I will. I don't want to do standing room. Yeah, because then I'm not going to see the game.
I don't blame you. There's nowhere to go, first of all, and the ushers are going to be real pricks about it too, probably.
So right now, no World Series tickets. Whatever. We are celebrating episode number 772 today. This is 772. We're counting up to seven seven seven with our friends from Poto.
Seven seven seven. That episode is going to be Wednesday after Bucks Wizards at Poto.
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That was what it was available.
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They're throwing way too many penalties at the wrong time.
So this at least helps you enjoy the game a little bit more. And we start week six. With a game and a uniform matchup that should be reserved for Sunday night football on TNT back in 1997. Yeah, even though I forgot it was Thursday, I'm excited for this game. Seahawks open as one and a half point favorites on the road.
That's up to two and a half.
So right now at Pato, two and a half point favorites. Going against the Broncos, so we could get the Broncos. Not quite at three; they're still sitting there at two and a half total in the game. Opened at forty-three and a half; we're down to forty and a half. I will say, I bet the first half under twenty and a half in this game, and I also bet JSN under six and a half receptions plus one ten, which does scare me because he's the best receiver in the league.
And Pat Sertan is out with an ankle injury. Also out in this game tonight. Zach Charbonnet for the Seahawks. And Drake Thomas, linebacker, with a ankle injury. I'm gonna be honest with you, man.
I think the Seahawks get themselves right on the road. I don't really like Denver. I think they got a lot wrong. Mainly, I'm not a big Bo Nix guy. The defense was a little overrated coming into the season.
Now you're without the best cover corner in the league, Sean Payton. What a weird situation! I think you were right about that, man. Right where it's like, thank you, time and forever. He gives up play calling.
They bring in the OC now. Sean Payton's calling some plays. I think he's calling. All the plays. I just, I'm not there with Denver, man.
I still going into the season. I'm not gonna lie. Did like the Chargers. I look like a big idiot. They may not win a game, and Justin Herbert might suck.
But I also bet the Chiefs every single year, not only to win that division, but to win the AFC until Mahomes goes away.
So I'm not there with Denver. I like Seattle. I haven't bet that, but I do like the under in the game. But I lean. Or I prefer, I should say, first half under twenty and a half, rather than full game, just in case some fuckery happens in the fourth quarter.
So the Broncos and the Rams are very interesting. The Rams are two and three, but the Broncos are three and two. The Rams, it feels like, it feels like all these teams that were getting crowned are now struggling. A lot of people did have a Rams Broncos Super Bowl, which annoys the hell out of me. I like Sean McVay, but I don't.
I think the Rams are. I think they're overhyped, and we'll talk more about them later. I don't like Sean Payton. They're three and two, but they give a vibe of two and three. If that makes any sense, I I do think that he threw Davis Webb under the bus just so he could get more praise.
And I think that because I think Sean Payton, I think he's a demon. I think he's a demented person. I think he's evil. I think success normally tires him. I think he needs a little bit of an edge to maybe get off.
I think that's why he. Created Bountygate and essentially got away with it in the eyes of public perception. This guy was kicked out of the league for a year, and no one ever talks about that. He was kicked out of the league for a year, and we made a movie about how great he is with Kevin James. Right.
So I I think these teams. I think some of these teams are starting to get what's theirs, and I do like the Seahawks to go into Denver and get the dub in this AFC West 1995 Sunday Night TNT classic. Yeah, I might end up having to bet Seattle, which I will watch zero minutes and zero seconds of. Because oh, because Brewers, yeah, yeah. I don't blame you.
I don't blame you. The league has been a rough product this year. Ah. All right, let's go to next game. And I almost forgot—we got another fricking Wembley game.
So Wembley Stadium, London, 9:30 a.m. my time on the NFL Network. And the Jags are now two-point favorites. I bet this last night. I took the Texans at two and a half here.
Total in the game, forty-two and a half. You know what's funny, man? I like this Jags team, but the way that they talk about them—if you watch any of their broadcasts—they're the most complete team in football. And I get it; like they've been on a run. They've only lost one.
Regular season game, like since the second first, yeah, second half of last season, Trevor Lawrence is finally living up to the hype. But I don't know. I I like a desperate Houston team here. They finally get off the Schneid last week. CJ Stroud played a little bit better.
The defense finally getting you know living up to the hype a little bit. They've had some bad luck. I still think the Jags win the division. I think they could go on a run and win it all, to be honest with you. But I'm going to sell some Jacksonville right now.
Give me the Texans plus two and a half. I was hoping to get the three, but it's going the opposite direction. Even though everybody in the world's going to bet the Jags here, they're in London. They're home away from home. They don't even have to travel back.
They look great. They're four and one. I Texans go one and five season over.
So I think you get their full on effort here. Texans plus two and a half for me. Yeah, I inherently lean Jags for a lot of the reasons you said. I think that, I think that if the Jags were three and two and Houston was two and three, I'd be more comfortable taking Jacksonville. But the fact that Houston is one and four and that seems worse than what they should be.
You think okay, they can go over and get right, but I just, I don't, I don't see it. They made this Marvin Harrison trade, which. I like, but you've seen a lot of teams make trades, and then it just not. It's too little, too late. I like Jacksonville to keep rolling.
I am going to take Jacksonville. Maserati, Marv. I am still stunned. The card. I am still.
I know. I mean, I am stunned that they gave up on Marvin Harrison. But if you watch Marvin Harrison, it looks like he gave up on Marvin Harrison.
So it's it's kind of tricky there. Dude, if yeah, I mean you're ready in your second stop, and you're not even 26 years old. You know you're hyped up as like this once in every generation wide receiver. We gotta stop doing it with all these guys though, because they're all so good.
Well, now like with Jeremiah Smith at Ohio State, like now he's that good though. He might be the first. I would probably take him number one overall, especially because we overhyped all these quarterbacks again. Dante Moore sucks, and now he's dead. Arch is terrible.
I think Peyton's kid is going to be better than Arch. Yeah, we should have known this whole time. Like, who's Arch is a Manning? Who's his dad? Eli?
No, Peyton. No, no, the guy that comedy spoof. Yeah, the guy that's doing skits with Rob Riggle. His son. I mean, there's like some flashes where he makes a throw, and you're like, oh my god, okay, Arch is awesome.
But then he makes some boneheaded decision like he did last week that cost them against Oklahoma. I just I wouldn't take him number one overall. I wouldn't take Dante Moore number one overall. I am like a homer, obviously, and big game this weekend for the Irish. But I think CJ Carr, their quarterback's the best.
I keep hearing people say like Notre Dame doesn't have the skill position players. By the way, I think they beat BYU by at least seventeen points. I also hope that the Saints win by seventeen points because I need them to start winning games if they're going to win the South. And I'm going to sell the Giants here at three one and one. I have no idea what the Commanders were thinking.
I think Jaden Daniels is. Like his football IQ might be the lowest I've ever seen, and he's just not that guy. But I also think you got to fire that entire coaching staff. But also, like it's not the quarterback at the end of the day; it's not everybody actually. At the end of the day, I can't believe the Giants get a tie out of that; they lose, and I think they lose by at least a touchdown here.
The problem with the Saints is Tyler Shuck's actually pretty good, but the offensive line can't protect him, and they can't protect him because they have no run game. Like Elden Kamara. He's so washed. I do think that the Saints win this game, though. I'm not there with the Giants even at home, and that's why this one's moving.
I grabbed the Saints at plus two and a half last week. They're one and a half point favorites, so closing line value at least if I lose the bet. Totals forty-five and a half.
So I think it's a low-scoring game. Give me the Saints twenty-four twenty here. We have the tech to get food delivered in 15 minutes, but we all have horror stories about buying tickets. The Game Time app gives fans the advantage. Get amazing tickets in just a few taps.
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Kamara's very washed. The Giants did celebrate that a little too. I have a, I got a friend calling me. I have this friend. He's been calling me, and every time he calls me, I'm busy.
I'm like not busy the entire day, but the moment I'm busy. He calls me. That's what my mother does too. But I'm not really busy. I'm just I'll be at the gym, and she'll call.
And I hate when people call me when I'm at the gym. Like a text is one thing, but like a call, because I'll be like in the the zone, and the music is like hitting, and then it's like call from mom, and you're like fuck. I know which. I love my mom. I hope she's watching this right now.
But she's always like, hey, how's it going? And I'm like, it's going good, mom. What's up? She's like, remember Debbie? From you know, from the the home mom, and when you were in fourth grade, and I'll be like, "Yeah, how she?
Her son's dead. He was walking down the street, and a tree just it fell, and it cracked his head open." I'll be like, "Jesus Christ! Did I really need to know that?" Is that a real story? My mom always hits me with like the weirdest shit. Yeah, somebody asked about my diet in the chat.
A lot of carrots. Hmm. You want to know my diet? Ah, I had thirty Snickers fun size bars yesterday. Thirty.
Well, you're watching the Major League Baseball postseason, and your team's in it. I would be nervous, eating, just pacing nonstop. There's really no sport quite like it, unless you're a hockey fan. You have a hockey team in the dance, but you know it's been a while since the Admirals have been in contention for the cup, right? The Calder Cup.
This is going to be. Dolaner Jack retired. Yeah, he did. What about Colton Sissons? See you around.
No idea. Yeah, if the if the Brewers are going to make the World Series, it's going to coincide with the period of my life where I stopped drinking for a bit. That sucks. I will say baseball is the roughest sport to enjoy while not drinking. It looks like I'm getting drinking cheeks again, but I'm not drinking.
I don't get it. Drink more water. Hydrate a little bit more. More fruits and veggies too. Seven of these a day don't work.
One of those a week ain't good. My dad, my dad doesn't drink coffee. He drinks that shit in the morning. He's like, I switched to the diets. That's got to be so bad.
I drink coffee and diet. I I probably drink three coffees and three of these by one o'clock. And then at one thirty, I like can't stay awake, and I'm like, I wonder how this is. Oh, you're crashing, you dumb idiot! You're gonna have the heart of Chris Farley, but the difference is he was doing things that like you know help them party and enjoy life.
You're just caffeinating yourself, Jesus Christ, man! Yeah, all right.
So I like the. I I think I think the Saints go marching in. Yeah, f the Giants, man! All right, so let's go to. Atlanta.
Wow, Falcons are one and a half point dogs against the Bears. Total in the game is fifty-one. Is Caleb out again? Is that what's telling me? Yeah.
Okay.
So who the hell is it? Bajin, right? Yeah.
Okay.
Jesus, when is Caleb coming back? My God, Rogers would have never. I hate to be the guy. Aaron. Didn't Caleb post a bunch of stuff like he's the Terminator or some shit?
Maybe everybody in the world is going to bet the Bears here. I was actually going to stay away from this game. I've changed my mind. I really hope that Matt Lafleur broke the Bears and Ben Johnson last week. And the quarterback situation without Caleb, like now the tape is out there.
Ben Johnson, I like the guy. I like the guy, but let's not nominate him like the greatest play caller of all time. He's not. He's not. You know.
Shit, he like who? He's he's got one playoff win. I was gonna say he's not like who is he even? I do think I think Ben. Here's what happened: Ben Johnson is so eager to like be somebody, and the Bears are so eager for a savior that they both like.
It's the perfect storm of this is going to fail spectacularly, because you have put all of your eggs in the Ben Johnson basket. They're going to be heartbroken the same way I'm going to be when the Brewers blow a three-zero lead and the Dodgers make it to the World Series. They are going to the Ben Johnson. I don't think he has the goods. I don't think I don't think he is this.
He's two and seven against the North. His wins are against JJ McCarthy and Malik Willis. Guys, he's not actually the savior. I'm not going to bet this game, but if I were to, it would be Atlanta with Penix playing. And Bears fans are so obsessed with this team, like they are.
They are first girlfriend obsessed. You know what a Bears fan does every morning? The first thing Bears fan does in the morning when he wakes up is check Caleb Williams Instagram stories to see if he said anything. Like they are so they are psychotic. I like the Falcons.
Penix has always been my guy. I like the Falcons. Let's go. I'll go Atlanta too. All right.
Cleveland a five and a half point dog against Baltimore. Total in the game forty two and a half. Cleveland actually took some money. This opened at six and a half. Not really a strong opinion here for me, but I was on Baltimore the other night.
I'll take Lamar back. I'll take Cleveland to bounce back here at five and a half. Lamar is not playing. I don't believe again. He is well.
He didn't practice today or yesterday, so I don't think he's going to be out there. It's what the numbers telling you. I think we go back to six and a half, maybe even seven. I think the Browns will bounce back. I bet against them last week with the Jets bad spot, but now they go back home.
I think Deshaun will play better. I think the defense will play better. I don't know that they win the game, but I think they keep this within a field goal. This is like you know the Ravens winning with Snoop Pontly getting a little bit too much love. If Lamar doesn't play, should they be a five and a half point favorite over Cleveland on the road?
Shit, you know what? While you were buying Brewers tickets, I waited. I am going to bet the Browns right now. Let's see best price, which I did not get. By the way, I made I made Horvat sit here for twenty minutes as I went shopping and came away with nothing.
Boom, Pato still has five and a half. Everybody else is at five minus one fifteen. There you go. Yeah, five hundred bucks on the Browns. I'm going to Sturzel on Sunday.
And this is a oh, this is an early game, so I'll know the result before I go into the concert. This determines if I buy the foil poster or just the cheap people poster. I like um, the peasants. Alex says Browns are going against Huntley, so I'm taking the Browns. But Ravens, if Lamar plays, it's that simple.
I might like them better, like without, with, like if Lamar comes back not at a hundred percent. I think I still like them, and I love Lamar because I can see the Browns being this team that's like, hey, they won, they're three and two, and then all of a sudden they're three and seven. Yeah, like oh, we had a little bit of burst and then work out. But I also, I do think there's a little life there, and I do like their coach. He's not gonna.
Wasn't he from Baltimore, Monken? Todd Monken, yeah. He's from. He's the Browns' coach. He's from.
Oh, like yeah. He he was the OC there. Remember the year that they decided? Yeah, Browns are covering. Browns are covering.
I'm with you. Yeah, Browns are covering. Um. All right. Next game is a game I also bet.
Wow.
Okay, this just moved. The total opened at forty-five and a half. I wish I would have got that. Then it moved to forty and a half. I bet it yesterday.
I still like it at thirty-nine and a half. It's one of my favorite bets this weekend. Pittsburgh and Tampa. Aaron Rodgers on the road is a two and a half point favorite against the Bucks. We're gonna have some weather in this game.
I think this is gonna be a low-scoring game, so I love the under at forty and a half. I still like it at thirty-nine and a half. I'd play it all the way to thirty-seven and a half. You know, in a low-scoring game, I usually like the dog, but we're not even getting a full field goal with Tampa. I'm not going to bet this one.
I just feel like Rogers played so good last week, and everything looked so great that now him and McCarthy are going to look like shit. And yeah, we know how this goes. Tampa probably wins outright. Give me the bucks two and a half, but I love the under. What's the passing of the torch?
You have the greatest quarterback of his generation, Aaron Rodgers, passing it to the greatest quarterback of this generation, Jalen Daniels out of Kansas. Yeah, I thought you were gonna go with Jordan Love, but yeah, I love Jalen Daniels. I love him, and I picked him up in dynasty leagues in the preseason. I watched one Tampa Bay preseason game, and I said, "Shit, I like this guy." And I liked him at Kansas, so where he was there for like nine years. I like Tampa.
What's the line? Two and a half. Two and a half. Yeah, me too. I might end up betting this.
Actually, I want to. This is my drive to paddle game of the week. PlayTheDrive dot com, PlayTheDrive dot com. What's up, Dan? Let's go, Brewers!
Come on, baby. Dan's the man. Dan is the man. Mitchell Rogers plays great in bad weather, does he? Is that sarcastic?
I don't know. Does he? Yeah.
I don't think Rogers plays great at all. Rogers, Rogers is going to give you one Rogers game a month, so you're getting four of them this year. Yeah, he's been pretty. Rogers, how many yards did he have last week? They were all on one screen.
I saw Rogers like sort of dumped it off to fucking what's his name Warren. He goes eighty yards. Jalen Warren, who went like sixty-five yards. Rogers got killed on the play, though. You got to give him credit.
He was pissed. It was kind of an unnecessary hit on a fifty-five-year-old man. He got destroyed on that play, though. All right, Jets won a football game last week, and I had him on the money line, so that was sweet. You know what that means?
I think the Patriots might be back, man. Drake May looked like crap. He was crying, and then everybody on the internet got on the internet and was like, "Zoo, I told you." Maybe he just had a rough couple weeks, and there was a little bit of a Super Bowl hangover. Seven and a half is a lot of points. Nine and a half was a lot.
That was the opener. The Jets take some money. I feel like the Jets are going to be a really popular dog this weekend. I like the Patriots to win this game by ten. I would also lean under forty-three and a half.
I think this could be like a seventeen-three, twenty-one-three type game. No, Brees Hall. I know Braylon Allen balled out. I have to start him in fantasy, but I just don't trust Gino. Back-to-back good games now on the road against a good defense.
They were at home last week. No thanks, Patriots. Yeah, I had to pick up Braylon Allen too. Pride of Fond du Lac, Wisconsin. Second place to me, of course.
Third place, Corey Raymer. Let's not forget about Redskins legend Corey Raymer. Yeah, I like I like everything you just said. I'm I'm gonna echo it. Yeah, this is my this is my echo chamber pick of the week.
I kind of the more we talk about these games now, I feel like I'm gonna bet every single game this weekend. I might even. I'm not a big parlay guy, but like, because I want to try to get rich and stay retired, I might just parlay every game too. All right, Eagles, one and a half point dogs against. I have a friend who keeps doing these parlays.
Yeah, he's he keeps sending me. He's like, he's been like 15 out of 16 the last three weeks on like wins and losses and stats and. He just always he always throws in one extra that he loses.
So this five dollars that should be two grand is zero money. He just it's it's, cruciating. Ben says he feels like this is the last week where we can still beat Vegas. Maybe that Browns number is weird. We'll see.
Like last week was my I I haven't really liked the slate, and I've been doing great until last week, and it was my favorite. And I got I didn't have a very good week, so I hope I could beat the board this week. All right, I I feel like I'm not betting this game, man, because I feel like Carolina makes so much sense. They're off a bye. Philly looks like shit, but Philly should have won that game.
And I know everybody hates Jalen Hurts, but he does because he doesn't put up big numbers. But like I told you. I like them because the guy wins. I will take the Eagles. Not betting this game.
I know a lot of people are betting Carolina at one and a half. I want nothing to do with it. I just think this is a huge overreaction. But look ahead before the season. The Panthers were six and a half point dogs.
Now they're a one and a half point favorite. I know the Eagles are beat up, but. Again, they should have won. You also have to travel them coming back to the states. I get here, but yeah, if I had to bet the game, Philly for me.
I just I can't deal with Carolina here, not on the road. I really like Carolina a lot. On the road, though, and I like Bryce Young, and I got to start him in some leagues. Um, but I don't like that they're the favorite. The same way that the Cowboys were initially the favorite against us.
What was that? I don't know, but I don't like the Eagles. I'm gonna. I mean, I'm not betting this game, so I don't know why I'm stressing out. Yeah, just make it the pick.
So I'll I'll do the I'll do the for the pick's sake. I'll do what, because everybody's mad at Fox Sports One for how they're covering this Brewers Dodgers series because it's basically just Dodgers TV. Yeah.
And A. Rod and Poppy and Jeter are picking the Dodgers every game, and it doesn't matter. The segment doesn't matter. It's it's so hard to like pick a singular baseball game. Any like, oh, I think the Dodgers five three.
How are you? What are you basing that on? Right.
But but they just can't. They just can't. They like can't. They're programmed not to take the Brewers. And what I'm saying is, their pick doesn't matter.
They should just, they should just go. Just so that's what I'm gonna do. Because the Eagles should not be an underdog at home, even though they suck ass. But I'm gonna take Carolina. All right, I'm gonna take Carolina.
In fact, this would be my survivor pick if I was still in. Just kidding. Ooh, Colts seven point favorites over Tennessee. Total in the game forty four and a half. The two teams I was wrong about this season.
Chargers are not going to make a run, and the Titans are not winning seven games. But the Titans are not losing by seven this weekend, so I take the hundred dollars that I spent on their win total. It was just a small bet, and I get it back this weekend because I'll bet two fifty on the Titans to cover seven against the Colts. Colts are the better football team, but are they seven points better? Desperation spot here for the Titans.
Also. Isn't it kind of messed up that Cam, like Cam Ward's terrible, and he won't be the quarterback next year? But Robert Sala is going to have the opportunity to bring in another young quarterback as a defensive-minded guy, and he's just not a. I don't think they're going to give up on Cam. I do.
He's so bad, man. But this was like Trevor Lawrence looked like this in the beginning. Like this isn't even a joke. Nobody knows how bad Tennessee and Cam Ward are because they never cross the fifty-yard line, and all anybody does is watch their team. I agree.
That's a great take.
So it's like he's hidden. Like if you go in and you type, but again, Lawrence was hidden. Lawrence was hidden. Lawrence was. They're all lowlights.
Lawrence was hidden for five years because he's in Jacksonville.
Now he's good. He sucks, and I would love to come on and be like, you know, well, the offensive line, or well, this, because I again thought maybe there was a chance he could like that be the MVP of the league, but be a really good quarterback, and this team could win nine, ten games, maybe even win the division. I was wrong. I can't find one thing that I like about him. He's so he's so bad.
He's awful, and he's all like nonchalant, like he doesn't care, which makes it worse. You know, like if you suck, and at least you're going out there and get like JJ McCarthy sucks, but he's always out there giving 110. He's got grass in his helmet. 109. Kyler Murray sucks.
He's overthrowing everybody. He's four foot eight, but like you know, he's always getting beat up.
So at least you know he cares a little bit. I don't think Cam Ward cares. That's the worst part. But they cover anyway. I don't know how.
A block punt. Um. The Colts, to me, are one of these franchises that I just don't like that they exist. Same. I don't know what it is like.
There's teams I don't like. Um, oh Ben, the episode time.
So back to seven, seven, seven. Just reading a comment. The Bucks play the Wizards at six. Big game. I'm doing a podcast after, so I will be there.
I don't know what time yet, but for sure by seven thirty. You want to do a side bet? My my team, my Wizards win more than your Bucks. My hometown team wins more than your team this year. I got the Bucks winning at least thirty.
I think the Wizards could win like forty three, forty four games. Yeah, I wouldn't. I wouldn't take that bet. I don't. Combined, they play at least forty games.
I won't. No, I won't take that bet. All right. Yeah, I. I don't know why though.
The Colts just bother me. Like they could leave tomorrow, and I would not care. Yeah, like the Unis are kind of cool, but like, have you ever been to Indianapolis? I'm always like, what is there to do? And everybody's like, dude, you got to go to St.
Elmo Steakhouse, and it's a great steakhouse. Don't get me wrong, but then you eat, and there's nothing to do. Except for like go to conventions. There, last time I was there, I like the downtown because it's all by the stadium and stuff. But then, like, it wasn't that great.
I was like, "What's the big event tonight?" Everybody's like, "Oh, Rascal Flatts is in town," and I was like, "There's a Buffalo Wild Wings. You see that? That's downtown. That nobody ever eats at, but it's open. It's like a, it's like a mattress firm laundering front." I actually went there.
I had beers at there. I I swear on my grandmother because well, you're a big B Dubs guy, aren't you? No, I used to be. They didn't. You used to meet Billy and pipe bomb at B Dub's or some shit.
I used to go there by myself. No, we used to go to um. Oh crap! Hold on, dude. Great establishment.
Hold on, it's gonna it's gonna drive me nuts. I haven't lived there in six years. West Alice. I forgot the name too. Paragon.
Yeah, the paragon. Club Paragon. That was the Club Paragon. That was our spot. One time, I forgot the name.
I don't drive by it every day like I used to. One time, Billy won a keg. Like they just gave us a keg, but we had to drink it in three hours there, and they were like, "Bring everybody," but we only knew like. You know, it was like a Wednesday night. Swear to God, this is a true story.
You should. I remember. No, I I remember it. And you know, like we had to work the post game show, me, him, and Tim.
So like we couldn't even get off until like you know ten thirty, and then we had like three hours to drink this keg. We did our best. We brought Anthony Mandela. I don't think Pipe Bomb was there. Definitely me and Billy though.
We got hammered. We had to Uber home. I threw up the next day, all day. Uh, so yeah, I'm taking the uh, I'm taking the Titans to cover. All right, yeah, we're both on the Titans.
All right, uh, next game, the Rams, who, by the way, are two and three. I have under eleven and a half wins, plus one fifteen. I have them to miss the playoffs, plus four fifty. Unfortunately, they're gonna win this week, but I don't think.
Well, doesn't their schedule get a lot easier? Yeah, I mean they're home. Like Arizona, even though they get blown out every week, is kind of like a competitive bad one and four team. Twelve and a half in a divisional game is crazy, man. I think Arizona covers.
I'm not gonna bet this, but if I had to bet the game, I would only bet Arizona. I just the Rams aren't this team everybody thinks that they are. Black Friday is coming. Last year, businesses on Shopify made billions in sales. This holiday season, you could be one of them if you start now.
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It was right. It was like right across the street from where I lived. You want to talk to Shea? What's he snooping around here for? Club Paragon, West Dallas Staple.
Yeah, it is. It is. I like the well. The Rams. Why'd the Rams get rid of their kicker?
Also, the kicker kicker. Because he cost me five hundred bucks. He ruined my birthday weekend. Oh yeah. What do you mean?
Oh, was your birthday? It's a fucking extra point before that. Yeah.
Fine until the Rams and and the Rams and Penn State actually like destroyed it. What's the line on this one? The Rams are twelve and a half point favorites. What? Oh, I did see that last night, and I thought, um, that's a lot.
But then last night, I also thought I would still take that. I, I would still take that. Yeah.
Okay.
All right. Let's move on. We don't have to spend too much time. They're gonna explode. They're gonna explode.
Oh, my son, his first like. He's playing my brother in fantasy, and he was down like sixty on Monday night with Nakua, Josh Allen, and Kyron Williams, and he won by like a point. Really, it's time for our guest picker of the week, Tim Shea. Tim Shea, your thoughts on Rams and Cardinals? I'm taking the Rams.
Are you twelve and a half? I've been following you, doing my picks. Take the money line.
So I'm doing my picks. Only you know point picks.
So who who confidence pool?
So I've been following you guys. Have we doing doing good for you? Yeah, so far, yeah. I'm I'm in fifth place.
So so good fifth place within like thirty points of the lead.
So, Tim, I couldn't get Brewers tickets. It's it's okay. It's okay. You'll be there.
Somehow, I will figure it out. Did you get tickets, Tim? I got the sleeve. You got the sleeve. I got the whole script back back in September, so I'm in there for every game.
Yeah.
Wow, Bart. Why don't you make him an offer that he can't refuse? I tried last night. He's taking his dad. I told him I'd give him five grand.
I gotta take my dad. I can take him to game two. Five grand. Five grand for game two. Oh, that's my walkie-talkie.
You do not need a walkie-talkie at your job. Anywho, um, although I appreciate the old school walkie, I'm not like I got to check my Slack. Yeah, I like the walkie because I feel like if you're on your phone, it makes you look like you're just on your cell phone the whole time. Yeah, every time I go to Walmart, the checker is on their phone. You guys notice that lately?
Tim, do you think the Brewers win the night? They're plus one thirty-one right now on the money line. They are. Yeah, who's pitching? May.
Oh, he is starting against Glass now. That's. I mean, I haven't seen anything different since Dodgers announced Glass now. Yeah, did we announce anyone? Technically, no, but they keep saying May, May, May.
You know, hinting at it.
So, well, he's only going to pitch like two innings. Yeah, do you start him, or do you go like Chad Patrick or Drawn, and then May? I don't. These guys that haven't pitched, I don't think you put any of them in. They haven't pitched in two, three weeks.
And how long do you go with May? Yeah, May revenge start. That's what I was gonna say right here in the comments. As long as he takes you. I saw people that were betting gasers outs on the under last night, thinking he was gonna go like three innings.
I took the over. Dodgers are dead. Yeah, Alex wants to know if people are actually here.
Well, me, Ryan, and Tim are, and you. That's four. Flat smacks here, Booz is here, Ben's here. All right, well, I have to get back to work. I just wanted to say hi to Horvey and see how your how your stomach is feeling today, Bart.
Because I'm a little nervous. Nervous? I want it done. You know, yeah. Oh, like my nerves for my stomach nerves, or like I'm fat?
I know your stomach is is good, but. Um. Okay.
So the Chargers. Yes. I'm gonna go back to following you, listening to you guys, and doing my picks.
So. All right, Timmy. Good luck, Tim. You got yours. Be tonight, Bart.
After the win. Hashtag is my crew. Goodbye. Hashtag win our way. Hashtag claws up.
Hashtag front row Amy. Goodbye. Bruno, Amy, or Diana, Ruccini. Amy, we have more in common. I go Ruccini.
I like Jersey Girls, though we went over that. Ah, you know who else likes Jersey Girls is Justin Herbert. But you know who doesn't like throwing touchdown passes? Justin Herbert. I don't even want to.
I don't want to talk. I don't want to. Ruccini, Ruccini's like a club that everyone's already been to. Horvath. Club Paragon.
Rusini is the club paragon of everybody in West Dallas has been. Hey, everybody's got a free tab at Rusini night, especially me and Ben and Billy. But I don't want. I am going to take the Chargers once again at eight and a half against the Chiefs. I know the Chiefs are off the bye.
Andy Reid off the bye. I think the Chiefs are going to win the division. They're four and O. The Chargers. I was wrong about them.
They're zero and five, but. I'm gonna keep betting them every week, especially in a game like this.
So Chargers eight and a half for me for the sixth consecutive week. Kill me. I'm gonna take the Chiefs because the Chiefs need motive. Like they they need to Jordan their way into competing again. Yeah, because they're so good.
So they're gonna make up motivation, and they're gonna look and see the Chargers are zero and five, and they're gonna be like, let's make them zero and six. The look ahead was two and a half.
Now it's eight and a half. This was supposed to be like that. Is too high, but Chiefs up to eleven in the chat, probably. But I'll be on the Chargers. It'll be painful.
I don't recommend anybody else do so. All right, I'm gonna take the Chiefs.
Okay, just one more afternoon game, and it's my favorite bet of the afternoon. I bet this right away. I took the Raiders as six-point dogs at home. It's five and a half. I still like them against the Bills.
I was on the Rams on Monday night. That was painful, but what a win for the Bills!
Now they got to go on the road. It's just a lot of points for the Raiders who started three and zero.
Now they've lost back to back games. If they lose and they lose by more than six, Kirk Cousins is probably going to the bench, and we're going to get the Fernando Mendoza experience. I don't think he's ready for that. I think there's a chance the Raiders might win this game outright. I think the Bills did they stay out there?
What team didn't they stay out there? Yeah, they stayed out there. Yeah, yeah. Is that a good? Yeah, I like the Raiders to cover Bills.
That was too big. Vegas all week, though. Yeah, yeah. Stay out there in Seattle's one thing. Vegas.
I always do two days in Vegas. I like the Bills. I've done the seven and. I like the Bills. Disco era, but for me, it was more the doing Shrum's era.
I love the Raiders. I think they're going to win that game. But you said the. Yeah, I like the Raiders. I like the Raiders.
I like the Raiders to cover. All right. I thought I lost you for a second. Then I might have said Bills nine times, but I like the Raiders officially. All right, we're both on the Raiders.
That's my biggest bet of the week. If that one loses, I'm going to be sad. Let's just knock out the Monday game because I want to save the Sunday, even though we don't do that anymore. Because the Monday game is San Fran as a seven and a half point favorite over the Commanders. Total in the game fifty and a half.
Open at five and a half. I know a lot of people will be tempted to take the dog. Not me. San Fran's the best team in the league. Never betting against them again.
Did it with Seattle last week. Big. Doesn't matter who gets hurt, they'll just find ways to win because Shanny's the real deal, and Brock Purdy's awesome, and the defense is balling out right now. I like San Fran. I think they're the best.
What's the Niners' win total like now? I think it's like twelve and a half updated. Yeah, I would take the over. I think they win thirteen games. I think they win fourteen games.
Probably. They don't play anybody. You think they beat the Commanders by eight? Yes. All right.
Let's go. They go. Commanders at Atlanta. Raiders at home. At Cowboys.
That's a breeze for them. Mexico City game against the Vikings. There was just a game in Mexico City, right? That was like barely in Mexico City. Like now they're just putting these games at three twenty.
That now they don't even care about their international slate. Bro, they're like putting these games and like I don't even know that they're there. Everybody's, you know what I mean? I'm like, I thought this game was in Buffalo. It's why is it in Mexico?
You know what I mean? Yeah, I don't like when when we did this for like a real living, like you know, I knew, but now it's like I don't fucking care. Yeah, I found on the third quarter when they show the fucking Jesus Guadalupe that they're in Brazil. It's like what the fuck. Like, why is the mascot?
Hey, you'll never guess. I hey hey Chad. Australia. Hey Chad, JJ Watt here checking in. Oh, just had a major fail moment.
I walked over there and I I was standing in something sticky. It was the pee zone. It was the pee zone at the Shrine of Guadalupe. Then you'll never get it. I was having a nice moment of just reflection.
I get a punch in the gut. And it's Stephen A. Smith. It's Stephen A. Smith.
Also, my soccer team Burnley sucks ass. Burnley, those are your boys, aren't they? Aren't you a no West Ham? They won six nothing yesterday against Lincoln City.
Son. West Ham. You know, I really do hate the Sunday morning London games, man. Because I try to get things. Like the one good thing about living on the East Coast is I've got to take my kid to lacrosse practice.
Yeah, one p.m. kickoff, so I could get a bunch of shit done. And now I can't because I'm like, I mean, I can, but I'm like watching on my phone. Even if the games are terrible, I got to watch this. Remember when they used to broadcast games on Yahoo Sports dot com?
I do. That was fucking weird. It was. All right, go ahead. Packers opened as three point favorites before the season; they're one and a half point favorites.
But with the Cowboys, totals fifty three.
So last week, I loved Green Bay against the Bears, and then after they looked so good, I was thinking like maybe this is the win that motivates them, and they get Micah back.
So I bet them to win the Super Bowl. But I should have waited until after this week because I think the Cowboys beat us. I just worry about our defense. As good as they looked against a backup quarterback last week, against Dak, against C.D., against Javante, against Pickens. What Pickens do you get?
Ferguson revenge game. I don't know what he needs revenge on, but you you know whatever. Dallas's defense is one of the worst in the league.
So I definitely wouldn't bet the under at fifty two and a half or fifty three, but I do like the Cowboys. Unfortunately, I think I think we lose this one. I worry about going against Dak. What's the line? One and a half.
Packers favored.
So pretty much a pick. You know, even money plus one and one for the Cowboys on the money line. I just I think Dallas wins, and I hate to say it, hate it. And before we did the we win lost it, and I had them losing this one, so I got to stick with that. I just think there's going to be like a ton of missed tackles.
I worry about our corners against their receivers. I think they're going to win, Green Bay. Yeah, really. I just they have the Lions coming up next week on the road. Then prime time against the Panthers.
Then at the Patriots. Then they host the Vikings. Then they're at the Rams. There's not a lot of winnable games here. No.
Yeah, I'm gonna take the Packers to squeeze one out. Man, Jordan Love's rush yards are six and a half, and I kind of want to bet the under. I always am like, he's got to. Jordan Love can't move. He can't move.
No, I started a Madden franchise. I can't even scramble with him. When you scramble with him, he's like gets slower than he's if he's just in the pocket. When protected, I think he's a top five quarterback in the league. He's one of the best, and he can make every throw.
When he's under pressure, like a lot of these guys, golf Purdy, he struggles a little bit.
Well, Purdy, Purdy is not athletic. I thought he was like a former basketball player. Like, why can't he fucking move? He can't move. He's slower than Rogers.
I think. I think like at forty-two. I that's what I said to my mom. I was like, I think Rogers moves a little bit better. Rogers is doing QB sneaks.
Yeah, we don't even let Love do it. We make Tucker. I mean, it doesn't help that the offensive line is trash in front of him. But yeah, man, like he just can't scramble. He can't.
He can't. The RPO stuff that I thought would be possible. The readout. You know how? You know how Love would be the best quarterback in the league.
He would be the best quarterback in the league if football football players were positioned like foosball players. Yeah, where you could just stand there and not have to move. He would just be so good, but he's got to move. Yes, he's got to move to run, and he's got to move to evade pressure. And his offensive line stinks.
Although we're getting the corpse of Laken Tomlinson. Yeah, the offensive line's bad, but but Mitch puts in the comments like Love can run, he just doesn't. That's what I said. That's what I thought too. Coming into no, he cannot run.
You can't. If you are getting chased by a bear, you don't have to be faster than the bear. You just have to be faster than Jordan Love. Wasn't it last year though, where he like lowered his shoulder and chucked that dude over? That was sweet.
But yeah, yeah, he needs to do more of that. He needs to do more of also not being slow as shit. Like if I'm, that's why. Like if I had Jordan Love, and if I decided, hey, I'm gonna move on from the greatest quarterback in league history for this kid, I would have built the best offensive line ever. Because like if you love Jordan Love this much, and you knew this was he, this is what he was gonna be, you should have known he needs to throw from clean pockets.
And I know like you're trying your best to evaluate the talent, but come on, man, going into the year, who thought this offensive line going into last year? Or the year before, who's excited about the offensive line? Sure, as shit, not me.
So, how like is it not improved at all? At all? I don't know. I don't know either. They suck.
So, but I'm gonna win the Bears every week. But yeah, I got the Cowboys. And that's that. That's week six. That's week six.
Favorite college bet, in case anybody's wondering, LSU. Fourteen points. Are they going to expand the playoffs? That's going to be stupid. They are going to, and it's going to be.
And my North, my North Dakota State, they lost. Fucking assholes. I, I'm really into college. I love college. Me too.
This is the best week, dude. This is the best week of the season. I don't. I don't think. I love how Big Ten teams are better than SEC teams, but SEC teams get ranked and Big Ten teams don't.
MDK says Bama over Tennessee. I agree, but I think Tennessee could cover just because Bama's coming off a game what they should have won. They get screwed on that DPI, and now that game's on the road. I think it could be a backdoor cover situation. Didn't bet it.
I did take the under, and I took Indiana as three and a half point dogs against Ohio State, even though it scares the shit out of me. Everybody's on Ohio State. And talking about Jeremiah Smith, just like until Indiana loses, dude, I'm not gonna bet against Cignetti. I know they were gonna lose last week. I did.
They were down like 17-6, and then all of a sudden it was 20-17 or something. I took the points with Nebraska, but I couldn't like go money line man because I just can't bet against Signetti.
So I took them. I took LSU. LSU is my favorite bet. They're probably gonna win by twenty one plus. Had to take Michigan State as a seven and a half point dog over Fitz.
Revenge game. Northwestern fires them for no reason, even though Michigan State's no good. They're at home and it's Fitz against his former team. Love Sparty, grab the Badgers immediately as three-point dogs against UCLA, who's now everybody's favorite team. Everybody's betting them to make the playoff.
Nico Imaiava out. Badgers, like I predicted before the season, the real deal and going over the win total. And then everybody's betting BYU. Not happening. Notre Dame's going to win that game by seventeen.
At BYU. At BYU. Are you sure, dude? This is like. This is like Mormon Super Bowl.
You know how many dirty sodas are going to be ingested that night?
Well, like all the sharps and smart people are all over BYU too. I just think Notre Dame's got too much talent, and they haven't really, even though they're clubbing teams. I don't think that they've shown anything really. Like everybody's like, I'm underwhelmed by their skill position players, but how they're scoring fifty every week? I think they're just waiting for a.
They've played nobody.
So I think this is the week where they beat the shit out of BYU, and I can't bet a quarterback that wears number forty-seven. I hate Bear Bachmeyer. I hate him even a little bit more since a couple weeks ago on the national broadcast when they were talking about how him and his family eat dinner naked together. Yeah, what was that about? I have no idea, but I'm all the way out on them now.
So I've got a take. I used to date a Mormon. Really? In high school.
Okay.
And and I I don't know that we were gonna get married, but was she a jazz fan? No, no. Holy war. She, she, like if I was gonna marry her, I would have had to convert to Mormonism. But then you could have had like eight of her, right?
No, no. Oh, they weren't doing big love. No. But her kid, what what year do we graduate? Oh, two.
So her kids are like twenty four. She had babies immediately. It's insane. My kids seven. But the thing about like, I don't know, I don't know what religion is right.
I feel like a lot. I feel like I don't like that humans came up with religion because it feels like it feels it feels like religion something we need, not something that should be there. You know what I'm saying? Like if God was real, wouldn't He like once a year just like check in on us and be like, "How's everybody doing?" Less famine, God.
Okay, I'll put on my twenty twenty seven list. That's why they're all worried to tell us what's really going on with the UFOs and the aliens, though, because then they're like, "People are." Well, I'm reading that Trump's meeting with like twelve foot aliens. What are we doing here? I like. All right, go Bama.
What I wanted to say was the reason I know Mormon. Mormonism is wrong. Is you can't have a religion that was invented in the eighteen hundreds. Like, then why why were we on Earth for millions of years? Where is Noah's Ark?
It's it was sold for scraps, just like my eighty eight Chevy Celebrity. It's in the Dells. It's a great place. Yeah, it's in the Dells. Have some drinks, go on some water slides.
Yeah.
All right, Horvat. Good to see you. We'll keep going with these picks every Thursday AM. Go Brewers, and we'll be back tonight for Game Four post, potentially a World Series clinching game. I'll at least be in the comments as I usually am, saying stuff like "Go Brewers" and this is my crew.
I liked you. I saw you last night. I'm gonna bet the under. I'm gonna bet the under in the game tonight. I think it's gonna be a low scoring contest.
Last night was great. They won six two. My prediction was six two, because I've I've been predicting six two every game since the Padres series. I just predicted they would win. And so when I do these DraftKings pools, I play it as if it's six two.
But I I had the strikeouts wrong last night, so my prediction being right earned me five cents in a DraftKings pool. Yeah, we'll put that right in my kid's piggy bank. What uh, what are you gonna do for the game tonight? Four one four seven nine nine twelve fifty. Who you watching it with?
Where are you watching? How you doing it? I'm going to Stennis. I have a Basketball coaches meeting at seven or six because I'm I'm suckered into that now. And then at seven, the game starts.
I'm going to watch the game at home. If the Brewers look like they're going to win in the seventh, eighth, or ninth, I'm going to start driving over to Blue Mound. All right, and do a post game in front of Kelly's or some shit. There you go. But if not, I just I need to be with people.
I I can't they can't go to the World Series and I take my laptop and go into my basement, right? Right.
I need to be with people. I'm gonna be all locked into Broncos Seahawks, unfortunately. Yeah, yeah. Part of me misses that I'm gonna miss that game. But yeah, it's too bad they didn't give you another stinker.
Like, why? Why is Atlanta always in prime time? Should have thrown them in another one. Yeah, no shit. Why can we get like Atlanta?
I feel this year, haven't we? I think we're done though. The NFL likes putting a team in prime time for weeks at a time. Like Bijan's awesome, but holy shit, man! No more Penix or Tua.
Tua's the worst quarterback, maybe in league history. Ah, Malik's up there. Anyway, that's a conversation for another day. See ya. Bart's gonna be wasted on National Ave in West Milwaukee, flashing his dick.
Jesus, I hope not. We'll find out tonight. That that's hey Joey Ortiz and Cooper Pratt are gonna decide if that's happening tonight or not. All right, good to see you. Thanks for stopping into the Winklerverse.
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