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Mm yeah Good morning, everybody. Welcome into the Winkler Verse. I'm Bart Winkler. It is the 24th of September. It is game day.
Ryan Horbat's here. We're going to go through our week three picks in the NFL: Packers, Falcons. Falcons, I can say it right now, they will kick us off. We will do that. I also have a new my LaFleur bits getting old.
I have a new Packer Tilt. To bring to you. I'm very excited to be. Maybe the first one on this, that all coming up. This is episode number 700.
And Fifty. Of the Winklerverse. This is seven five oh. That's an achievement. Yeah, that's a pretty good achievement.
But It's not something that I can directly tie into anything. to promote so We are still spinning our way to 777, thanks to our friends at Potawatomi Sportsbook, where I have determined. That I am going to, I've got the money now. I d I moved some things around and took some money on my kid's wallet. But I am gonna go Bucs over.
And I'm going to go $500. If you want in? On the Bucs, what's the win total this year? 26 and a half. Yeah, I'm in.
Yeah. Check the title of the video: NFL Picks with Ryan Horvod and Bart Winkler. Looks good to me. It's problem. Week three, it's week three, right?
Week three. NFL picks with Ryan Horvaut and Bart Winkler. That's what I see too. Our names are switched based on our T V viewing. Who's the go-to guy?
Tyler Harrow? For the bucks, yeah. I gotta be honest, I'm gonna stay put. I think the number's about right, man. And I saw the picture where they're trying to go old school.
I just, I'm not a Tyler Hero guy. I'm not. But your best player is an American white guy not named Cooper Flag. Yeah. They're not losing 55 games.
Oh, the upcoming said national perspective. Yeah, my bad on that. I don't know. Also, Tyler Hero and his chick just broke up, right? I'm a fan of her work.
Uh, did they Like that could, oh, yeah, I feel like that could be a huge loss. She's staying in my, she wasn't moving to Milwaukee, she's an Instagram fat, as the kids say. No disrespect, she seems like a very nice. Lady, we should get her on the pod sometime. NFL week three picks with Ryan.
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And my reaction was just, oh, and I think he got like seriously injured. Did you help them? No, I mean, like, I wouldn't be able to. You know, what can you do? If it was any other city or town, I just drove and carried on with my day because I would, there would be like no way to get back around.
DC traffic, I know there's New York and Chicago and all the big cities. DC, in my opinion, is the worst, the DMV area. I always say, like, nobody actually wants to get anywhere. They just want to sit in their fucking cars. Anyway, go on.
The worst thing about injuries is like as a coach whenever my one of my kids gets hurt. I don't know what to do. I'm always the team trainer, Chip Schaefer. I'm just looking at myself. I kind of look like Elizabeth Holmes.
Who's she? The one that um Mulaney's doing in that Uh movie. Oh, I hate him. And I feel like there's so many Elizabeths that I can't keep up. There's like.
A lot of'em and they do like the same movie too. No, my eyes look the same as hers. You don't not Mulaney, not Mulaney. Nathan Fielder. Holy shit.
Nathan Fielder. Wow.
Okay, can I say something? Yeah. What? Am I dumb? What the fuck with that?
With the whole thing. He's just awkward and funny. People think the awkward is funny. Like, I saw that preview, and I'm like, am I this just out of it? Like, who are these people?
Yeah, hold on a second. I'm very sorry. This is more of a Dan Shaney YouTube stream sort of thing. I think we have similar eyes. I gotta pull this up.
I knew I thought she was attractive for some reason. It's because she looks like me and I'm into myself. Who is she? I'll give my honest opinion. She was the one who created Theranos and then scammed everybody.
Elizabeth who? Oh, yeah, that. Oh, her. Oh, yeah, her, her, yeah, duh. Don't I look like her?
So he lived with her though? I'm so confused by the whole thing. Or he just interviews her for a whole movie. He lives with her and her man. I look like her.
I don't find her attractive. I hate her. She's definitely no Tyler Heroes girlfriend, wife, whatever, former wife. Do you see what I see? Do you see what I see?
Yeah, you guys are. You guys are equally fucking creepy. I look like Elizabeth Holmes. I don't know. You'd have to like pull.
Should we poll question at 4147? My ears are not as mousy, but. My eyes and my cheeks are the same. If they still allowed us to do a morning show and we were doing one, would we actually ask a question about the Packers game tonight, or would we put this as the poll question today and get in trouble for it, you think? Does Bart look like Elizabeth Holmes?
Confident, curious, and Uh the third C.
Okay. I have a Packers thing.
Okay, yeah, I'm excited for tonight's game, but I'm I gotta okay, go on. Yeah. Let me um Let you know what I just saw online. Boobs? From Ticket day to Keith.
Boobs. There's a real chance the Green Bay Packers' 66-year sellout streak ends tonight against Atlanta. There's about 700 seats left on Ticketmaster, cheapest price at 227. The resale price has fallen to around 100. Of the remaining tickets that are available to make it a sellout, most of those are nosebleeds.
At the current prices, there are no chance these will sell naturally to fans. Either the Packers fire sale them to get them below 100. Or they sell them through a corporate partner, or you can stick a fork in one of the longest sellout streaks in American sports. Between already His first home game, I look exactly. My eyes are the fucking same.
I can't stop looking at me. Between the first home game not being a sellout, I think you're better looking than her.
Well, I'd rather have sex with her than me. I'd rather have sex with her than you, too. I'm just saying. Like, although the amount of times I've sex with her, I think you're selling yourself short a little bit on this one. I mean, neither of you are Tyler Hero's girlfriend, but.
Ed policy Keeps LaFleur with his first order of business and his first home game, he might not get a sellout. Here's my take. He is an NFL plant. To get the one publicly traded team or whatever we are to have a real traditional owner to then yank us out of Green Bay. I think Ed policy is a plant.
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I mean, obviously, you have the season ticket holders. I don't know if you had tickets. I mean, it's a Thursday night, but. Like, I don't understand why you wouldn't go to the game, but I feel like ticket prices are more insane than ever. My mom just hit me up actually looking at some tickets for around Christmas when I'm going to be home.
Dude, I mean. Like a decent seat is like $450, $500. Who the fuck has that money? It's like everybody's talking about blue dot fever. Like, I'm going to see Sturgil in a couple of weeks for my birthday, and there's like a bunch of tickets.
Obviously, like, he probably shouldn't be doing arenas, but the thing is, like, nobody has ticket prices are insane now. I know. Why would you go to anything? And the thing about the ticket prices that pisses me off is COVID proved that they need us in the building. They need us.
Otherwise the product sucks on T V. Yeah. So, why are they charging nosebleeds for $220? Ultimately, I think it will sell out. Because I think I think they'll um Call up like quick trip or some shit and be like, we need you to buy 200 tickets.
I like it, it drives my family nuts when they come to concerts, shows with me, but like, unless it's like a really big one and I. Want to sit on the floor? Usually, I'll just wait until the last minute and then people freak out. I don't really want to contribute to like StubHub and the fucking bots and ticket scalpers. And I know there are some instances where you could get ripped off lately on StubHub.
But I mean, I'm still old school where I'll lay, like, I'll wait last minute. And get a ticket for like 50 bucks. That's the way that I would do it tonight. I'd be at the tailgate. I'd get a good probably like...
16 to 18 drinks in me. And then 20 minutes before kick, I'd probably be like, all right, let's look at the secondary market and pay 45 to 50 bucks. For a seat. Because it's Atlanta.
Now, if it was a divisional game, Chicago, Minnesota. A fun team. But like. You know, nobody even knew who the fuck the quarterback was going to be until yesterday. And then when they found out who it was going to be, it was Michael Pennix.
I still think I'm with you. I think it sells out. What's the line on this thing tonight? Yeah, so I bet this on Sunday night. I put up all my bets on Twitter, X, whatever we call it, as I've been doing after a good week, five and one.
And I grabbed Atlanta as seven-point dogs, minus 105 at Caesars, thinking. Like it's going to be a do or die, desperate situation. We all saw that video where Drake London and B. John Robinson are sitting on the bench, like, man, this team absolutely blows. They're going to be desperate.
Seven points is too many for this Green Bay team, this Green Bay defense. Like, what have we seen? I know it's the home opener, but what have we seen through two weeks that leads me to believe they're a touchdown better than anybody? And I figured they were going to make that quarterback change.
So I bet plus seven on Atlanta.
Now the number. Four and a half is the best price that you could get. Toto has four and a half minus 104. Total's low. 43, 42 and a half.
So that's what I was also thinking with a seven-point dog. Like the total is only 43 and a half. You're telling me there's probably not going to be a whole lot of points. I just I worry about like history, my 40 years of being a fan of this team. Leads me to believe that Bijan Robinson is going to flex his nuts on us in a primetime game.
So either be like, who's their third receiver? Their third receiver Yeah, or maybe second. Uh Drake London. You got Drake one day. Mooney went to the Giants.
Who the fuck do they have? The branch? Don't they have some rookie branch? They got Bo Collins, but he's on the IR. They got Jahan Dotson.
Yeah, Chris Blair, the Zacchaeus dude. Oh, Zacchaeus. They don't have A very like a lot of tap nine for seventy in a tutty. For Zacchaeus. No, I think it's just going to be a Bijan nuts flex game.
Here's my concern. about the game. Is The Falcons have looked like dog shit for two weeks.
So they'll drink the pride time.
Well, what I talked about Sunday was They're gonna get One of their left-handed quarterbacks back. And they're going to look like a different team. And I think that I think I'm going to, just like I took the Packers last week. The Packers won in the most Jets way to lose a game ever. Only the Jets lose to the Packers that way.
Last week. Yeah, because they're coached by an idiot. If they're, if you're the head coach of the Jets, here's where I'm with you on your whole I could coach a team to 10 wins. If you're the coach of the Jets, they win that game last week against Green Bay, Aaron Glenn. is an absolute moron.
Maybe the worst coach in NFL history. Urban Meyer was playing grab ass. Finger popping assholes after games, and he didn't know who Aaron.
Sorry, that was graphic. And he didn't know who Aaron Donald was. And he was still a better coach than Aaron Glenn. Aaron Glenn has no business being a head coach. He wasn't even a good defensive coordinator.
Like, what did he do? Yeah, but he ran down the sideline that one time. Detroit lost because Aaron Glenn couldn't stop a rookie quarterback in the NFC Championship game at home. And he gets a head coaching gig. Like, what the fuck am I missing?
How does Brian Flores not have a job? Because he told us all Tua sucked years ago. He broke his confidence. No, like Tua can't throw the football. They're not going to lose this game tonight, though, are they?
I kind of think I texted my mom's all worried. She's like, I feel bad, like I'm just. I still love this team, but like without Micah. I think next year is your super the Super Bowl window. I just don't think they have the talent this year.
I hope I'm wrong. The offensive line is piss poor, though. I think there's a good chance. No, I think they win, but I think they win on a walk-off field goal. I think this game's close, or you get Atlanta backdoor, but I think Bichon's going to go off in this game.
I think Penix will play all right because if he doesn't. There's a good chance that he's like starring in the Rocks next league.
So I think that here's the thing, right? I love betting these desperate teams.
Now, don't get me wrong, like at four and a half, I'm probably staying away. I would rather bet this game live because let's say Green Bay gets ball first and the scripted stuff for the first time in forever actually goes well and they score. You could get Atlanta at your original number. Like, why are you going to bet a shitty price? If something's on sale and you don't get to it on Saturday, why are you going to go back on Monday and pay full price?
So don't bet Atlanta now. But I loved him at seven because desperate teams, it's easy to fuck off on a Sunday. And lose 38 to 3. It's not easy to do that in a standalone game when the entire country's watching, right? It's like primetime games now.
It's like when you're playing, like you're playing your eighth-grade soccer league, right? And like, nobody's coming to the game. It's an away game, you don't care, but it's a home game, you're going to give your all because maybe. The girl that you like is going to be there. Everybody's watching.
All the Instagram thoughts as we talked about earlier, everybody's watching.
So I think Atlanta shows well. I don't know that they win. I wouldn't be surprised if they won this game. I think they cover. I hope I'm wrong, and Green Bailey rolls out the helmets: 42-0.
But I'm confident that Atlanta shows up. I'm curious to see if the offensive line doesn't get Jordan Love decapitated. And I'm a little um Concerned that this team fucking blows because the head coach is a pussy, like, not to be uh. You know, team meathead here, but like I talked about on the last one with you, I just think that they need like. A tougher head coach because they don't really have a leader in the locker room.
I know they can like show a cut. of a 24-year-old trying to lead everybody on the sidelines, but like There's not a whole lot of veterans in that locker room, and LaFleur is just not. I don't know that Dan Campbell or any of these guys are good coaches. I know that Mike McDonald's a good coach because the Seahawks just want a Super Bowl, but you watch like. Hard knocks, man, and you're just like, no, that's a leader of men.
You watch LaFleur and you're like, He's probably like a good quarterback coach or OC for Shanahan. You know, like, I want everybody's always like, Shanahan's a dick, man. Look what he did to Iuke. He's so mean. He's so mean.
Give me that. Yeah. Or you could be McVay and be a motivator. But like LaFleur, see, LaFleur is not as cool as McVay. Like McVay's on boats with like his supermodel wife.
Hanging out with your boy, Peter Straeger. LaFleur's a kid. It's so clear who LaFleur is in that group. This is a group of kids. that grew up together they're the same age and then He's like someone's younger brother.
He's two years younger. Maybe he's still on the block. He's just, he's a younger. kid that just tags along with these guys and They bring him along, but he doesn't add anything to the Friend Zone group. His brother's a dummy for leaving Jeremiah Love in that preseason game and giving him like 20 touches and nearly getting him killed.
But I think already, like, I like him a little bit more as a head coach. I realize with LaFleur, even though I'm not a Green Bay media guy and I don't get to have beers with him, That the reason I've defended him the last two, since he pulled Aaron Rodgers off the field to kick that field goal, I've defended him because I think he's like a nice guy and I like him and I think he's got a decent football mind. But Dude, once he goes off script, the game management sucks. And then it's always the same press conference. And he just doesn't have like he's not a he doesn't.
I don't know. I don't want Aaron Glenn, but I don't want LaFleur.
So I'm with you on the Fire LaFleur train unless they win a super, unless they win, if they win a playoff game. This year, I'll give them another shot next year with like a healthy roster. But if they go one and done, or they don't make the playoffs, I think he's got to go, man.
So I survived. Yeah. I know you didn't because I looked. Dude, I know. I survived the Survivor Bloodbath week last week.
I pulled off the Rams. And I took the chargers. And they suck. And they're terrible. And Herbert, there's another guy I can't defend.
You got to get off him, dude. No, I'm all about the burrow hype train. Like, I've been on burrow, but like, man, I wanted it for Herbert's. I've been on Penix. What's that say about me?
We'll find out tonight.
Well, I took the Packers right now. They're my survivor. Hmm. I know. And I don't want to change it because a lot of times, if you change your first instinct, like you did last week.
You lose. But they can't fucking lose tonight. I just do trust this defense, LaFleur. Hoodie like poof. Like Atlanta right now looks really, really, really, really, really terrible, but they have talent.
Again, like we talked about with the Jets. Skill position players. Would you rather have Drake London or Christian Watson, the corpse of Jaden Reed, Matthew Golden? Fucking bow meltin. I'll take Drake London.
Yeah, we're without Reed, too. Bijan over anything on that roster. How about J. Mike Sturtevant to get a tutty tonight? They're a line on that.
I like. Oh, I know who's scoring tonight. I like Bijan. It's like minus 154. Johnu.
Yeah. Johnny Smith is going to be our third wide receiver tonight. Did I play in Atlanta? For revenge, yeah, we're gonna fucking win. I'm taking the Packers.
All right, I'm going Atlanta. To cover Yeah, the cover. I think Packers win off a Packers. I think Green Bay wins walk-off field goal. Larry says Falcons are going to roll.
They're dead white. I'm worried jelly roll. No, no more jelly roll conversation. I think, uh, well, I.
So it's seven, I bet Atlanta, four and a half, though, because we got to go consensus number right now.
So I will still take Atlanta at four and a half. Yeah. Why would you ever get a face tattoo? Like Cody Rhodes got that thing on his neck. What the fuck are you doing?
I I gotta be honest, yeah, I don't know anybody with a good face tattoo. I mean, post Malone's got a lot. Jellyroll's got a lot. Post Malone blows. Remember when Post Malone came out?
He was a rapper, White Iverson. I was like, I kind of like this guy. Then he went country, and then he realized the MAGA money is not rolling in anymore.
So I see now he's going back to hip-hop. She was a fucking lane, bro. Right? What are you? Clay Travis?
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So I'm taking Packers. I'm still sticking on them with Survivor unless.
Something else floats my fucking pickle here. All right, so I will go Atlanta. You'll go Green Bay. Let's go to the next game. We got the Giants without Jackson Dart.
Jameis Winston. Here's how you know somebody's uneducated, I've realized, by the way, dude.
Social media, if you're tweeting about how you're excited to watch Jameis Winston play football in the year 2026, you don't know ball. You're a dummy. I can't stand watching Jameis play. Right, like he sucks. He's terrible.
He's the I'm so sick of this shitty quarterback play. You know what I missed a couple of years ago when everybody was throwing for 5,000 yards? It's not even fucking week three officially yet. Tonight is, and we got Cooper Rush. We got Carson Wentz.
We got uh Jordan Love. We got whoever the bears roll out there. Right. Like the quarterback play has never been worse. And Brock Purdy might win MVP this year.
I know it's only week three, but I would get your bet in right now. I think the Niners are for real, too. I bet the Texans plus six on the opener because I said. There's no way that the Giants should be a touchdown better than anybody, even with Dart. Dart dies.
Now the number's down to two and a half. That's a different conversation, but I'll still take Tennessee. I got Tennessee over six and a half wins. They're running two. Eventually, they got to start winning some games.
Cam Ward looks like he might belong in the XFL. Robert Sala may be an idiot. But I do like this talent and I like Dayball.
So give me Tennessee Titans Theory. They win this game outright, but I'll take the two and a half. I bet the six and I gave it to the country on Twitter. On Sunday, because that's the microphone. Sable gets the go against his old team and they're without dart.
So, so far, it's only week three, and we've already seen Salah against his former team, and now Dayball against his former team.
So, yeah, I like the Titans. Giants are fucked, dude. And how we giants are going to need to trade for somebody. Also, how really weird was it that Scataboo was put on this planet to do one thing, run into brick walls? And on the goal line, they don't use him, and he's just on the sideline.
That was a weird broadcast. It was all like, all they did was show Scataboo on the sideline, like he was Taylor Swift. Dude, what is with these play-by-play announcers lately? I listened, I watched Weirdly the BYU game. I tweeted this out too.
I was watching that game. They were talking about how, like, Beer Bachmeier. Hillbilly gets like naked at the dinner table with his family. He's they're like they eat dinner naked. It was the weirdest.
What is going on lately with these broadcasts? Anyway, I got to tell you about my kid today. What? You can make it at the dinner table? Like Bear Bachmeier?
I shouldn't tell this story. It's so unfortunate. Also, why does Bear Bachmeier wear like 98? He's a quarterback. He got It's unfair to him.
To tell this story, but I'm going to tell you. He was getting dressed and he goes. You guys My penis is really big. And he's like. Is it bigger than your penis, Daddy?
He wanted to compare. And uh I had to say no. Because I think I would have lost. Jesus. Jesus.
I don't even know where to go there. Are you going to take? Yeah, no, look, Justin said, oh, that's my other point. JJ McCarthy to the Giants. He's going to get traded to the wrong hardball.
J.J. McCarthy's getting traded to the Giants. They're going to lose another game, maybe two. And then they're going to trade for the other, like McCarthy's going to. John's calling Jim.
What do you can this guy win me some games? Jim a lie. They're trading for J.J. McCarthy. Listen to these books.
You heard her here second after Justin. That it would make sense because then we would have to watch another trash garbage fucking quarterback for the next 14 weeks. We got Michael Penix. Cam Ward. Jameis Uh, Aaron Rodgers.
I'm sorry, but God is it awful. What's he doing throwing McCarthy back under the bus? Old habits, huh? Let's see. Miami, whoever they roll out the rest of the year, including our guy Malik.
Oh, Mariota. Uh, Drew Locke, who actually looks pretty good. Uh, Bryce Young, uh, Deshaun Watson. Hey, don't be shitting on Young. He's my MVP, Dark Horse.
Gino, Wentz, Baker. Uh, Uh Jacoby Brissette. Uh Kirk Cousins Bone X. And then whoever Chicago rolls out there. Yeah, quarterback play is terrible.
Titans win outright. I'm where you go with it. I'm not sure. Let's go to Pittsburgh. I do love the Steelers this week.
And it sucks because the Bengals are my Super Bowl pick in the AFC. Should I take Titans as my survivor and really fuck up the boat? Oh god no, don't do that. All right, well we're still on Packers.
Next game. I'm going to take the Steelers the cover. It's going to be like that. I know Tomlin's gone, but that classic, like, they don't look good. Steelers magic at home.
They'll probably force a couple takeaways on Burrow. Maybe the Cincy defense. Maybe Rodgers. Makes a couple throws here. I'm going to take the Steelers.
I bet the Steelers at three and a half.
So that'll be my pick here. But man, fucking Bengals look legit, dude. That defense looks really good. They're taking away the football, and the offense isn't even cooking yet. If the Bengals win, they would be 3-0.
That's not happening. Burrow's 2-0, I think, for the first time in his career. I like your logic on the Steelers in there at home. You say? And they're at home, yeah.
Me and my Elizabeth Holmes eyes will be taking the Steelers. Shitty weather. Why would I have any reason to lie to you? I'm always real. I like that one.
Here's one of my favorite bets of the weekend, not in college football, where my favorite bet is the Florida Gators. Was the Florida Gators, but man, now like the market's caught on and they're like, here's your letdown spot, three and a half. Anyway, Chargers look like dog shit. 0-2 cost me survivor. Justin Herbert, too worried about his chick.
Defense looks like shit. Harbaugh. Dare I say, looks a little fucking washed. Not so fast. Chargers win this game outright.
I'll take the seven, though, against the Bills. They're going to show up. Season's on the line. You start 0-3. You're cooked, man.
I at least think they keep this within a field goal. Chargers catching seven on the road for me. They'll win outright because they fucked me last week. I'll take them to cover. I don't love when the Bills play at noon.
Why? I think they need to play in the afternoon. I think they're a prime time team. Just every game? This is going to be Remember that game last year against the Cardinals where they were going to lose and then they barely won?
I, yeah, I don't know, man. I'm going to take. The chargers to cover. Just to give me the out. I like these desperate teams this week.
I know, I know. I do too. And, you know. But I really do like the Bills. I still think the Bills win.
I think the Chargers go to 0-3. God. But seven's a lot. 0-3, and they're done in that division because the Chiefs look for real. The Broncos bounce back.
You know what I mean? Like the Raiders are fucking 2-0 with Kirk Cousins. Dude, I think season on the line, I love the Chargers this week catching seven. Don't know that they win, though. All right, I feel like everybody's going to love the Patriots because we moved from two and a half to three.
They're one and one now. They were in the Super Bowl. I just, again, dude, I didn't love their offseason. I didn't like the A.J. Brown pickup because I didn't love him in Philly.
Like, he's a. Problem. He's getting older, and Vrabel was too busy. Fucking.
So I love this Jags team, and I think they're going to cover the three. I think they win this game by love. Whatever weirdness was going on. They may have a child together, but you know who may have a child on that field? I don't even know what that means.
Trevor Lawrence. Trevor Lawrence, three touchdown passes. Jags win 28-21. Think of all the things you've ever done when pining over a girl. Vragel does that about Rossini.
He listens to music. He's probably got a. you know, song that he thinks of or he listens to. He like Closes his eyes during and thinks of her. I don't think that's how it is.
I think she was just a side piece. I think they were like buddies that, like.
So then why don't we just fuck? Yeah. She's always been a menace. I've always, if you were to tell me 10 years ago, Find one person who's going to have sex with Mike Vrabel. I would have said Diana Rossini.
She kind of reminds me of like the girls that I hang out with. A little bit. These girls, you know how you can tell a a girl's sexual intentions? How? Seth a Hart Winkler.
Mm-hmm. By the length of her pant. What? Yeah. Hmm.
You wear pants. You wear khakis. Those Capri's. You're fine. You are short shorts.
You're looking for some action. Who do you think wins the uh football contest, the Jags or the Patriots? Do Wow Jags? I like the Jags. All right.
Duval. Miami. Terrible. Awful. Eleven point dogs against KC.
God, the opener was seven and a half. We've seen two weeks of Dolphins football. I think they cover, though. I think No, I think the Dolphins do. Oh, I'm taking the Chiefs.
That sh that should be your survivor. Yeah. Yeah. But I've picked against Miami the first two weeks. Yeah, I mean it's Miami.
I mean, even if Mahomes dies on that field, I think Justin Fields. Beats Miami, don't you? I like the one play they put Fields in just to like stand there. I don't, well why though? Dude, because the Chiefs, here's what I love about the Chiefs.
They're going, because you know what? Actually, I'm with you. I like it because you're going to put that on film, put it on film, put it on film, and then eventually they're going to do something big with it, probably in like the AFC Championship game. Did you watch? That's a good point.
They're putting that on film, so you always have to fucking worry about them.
So, Tyrus Tonga is a Tyus or the Tyma. Tyrus Tom from the Tyrus Tonga. Not Tamatonga. What? The defensive lineman that they put in Late in that game.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. They had him in on a play. They scored a touchdown, or they gave him a carry. They gave him a three-yard carry. And then they had a play.
At the goal line. And who caught that one? Oh, the n the new guy. No, somebody else. Who fucking?
I don't know what the fuck you're talking about, guys.
So, Mahomes rolled to the right. And so did Tonga. And he was wide open. And Mahomes looked at him for a second. And he thought, I just can't fucking do it.
It's too close to the, I can't do it. He found a guy in the back of the end zone. Oh, Royals. Royals caught the touchdown. Because it because gray almost took all the Sunday night game.
Okay. Yeah. Yeah. So it looked like Mahomes wanted to throw it to the defensive lineman, but he found his other guy. The Chiefs Are fucking feeling themselves, dude.
And for good reason. Like they are They're back, but they're going to tell you they never left. What are we back about, Mahomes? Oh my God, he missed the offseason. Oh my God, we didn't win the Super Bowl last year.
The Chiefs are so back. Yeah. And they are now like. They've already won a handful of Super Bowls.
Now they're oh yeah. Kenneth Walker is the best running back in the league. Yeah, they're going to throw him the ball a lot too, man. They got him and Mahomes got up. Mahomes was fucking.
Yeah, I can't fuck around with the Packers. I got to take the Chiefs. Although then you can't use them the rest of the year, obviously. When are you going to use Green Bay again? But that's the thing.
If I start thinking like that, then I take the charges against the Raiders. Because, like, when are you going to use what are you going to use? Yeah, see, I'm my goal is just to fucking survive now. Like, my so the Chiefs taking down the Dolphins is the drive of the week, obviously. And I like him to cover, so I got to take them.
I like him to cover 11 points, and I'm going to take the fucking Packers. Yeah. The Chiefs are going. I'm the Chiefs are winning the Super Bowl. Yeah, maybe.
I said every year you should just bet them when Mahomes is healthy because, at worst, you get a hedging opportunity in the AFC Championship game. Bet against them in the AFC Championship game. They'll most likely be a favorite if it's at Arrowhead. As long as, like, you know, they're not playing too well. They're going to win that division going away again.
Ah Let's wait on that, though. That's a tough division still. Chargers do look like dog ships. Aren't my Raiders doing all? But the yeah, but the Broncos are one and one.
And they still got Sean Payton's too worried about Drama. I'm with you, and I'm not a big bonix guy. All right, next game, commanders. This was a three and a half point spread with Jaden. Without him, it's a seven point spread.
I think Washington, even though they're at home and seven is tempting, I feel like they could be a potential let's give up team because we didn't play. I don't know. They seem to play for Mariota more than they do Daniel. They just let his body rot there. His body would have decomposed into the ground if the trainer didn't get him because no teammate was going to.
And I know they did the prayer circle after, but I think there's something to that. They all just walk off the field. And I know usually you don't fuck with the quarterback anyway, but you watch Jackson Dart get hurt and you just see.
Something's weird going on with Jaden and his mom, and that whole situation. I just, but I feel like the defense kind of like overperformed the first two weeks, and Seattle was just a jogger knot, dude. I bet them to win the division. Everybody's talking about the fucking Rams, I know, and everybody loves the Niners, but could we not forget that they just won a Super Bowl and Mike McDonald is a dog? And it doesn't really matter who the quarterback is because.
JSN is the best receiver in the league. He isn't the flashiest name with Justin Jefferson and Jamar Chase, and he's not all over the commercials, but he should be. JSN is the best wide receiver. Maybe in the last five years of football. Yeah, how do you stop him?
You can't. Bracket coverage, double coverage. Unless you go up to him and you kick him in the sack, I don't think you're going to be able to take him out of a play. Give me the Seahawks to cover. I'm not going to bet this one, though.
Cross-country trip, or we I don't care. Commanders are dog shit. I'm going to take him to cover. I like him to cover. Yeah.
You know who I like to cover? The Cleveland Browns. And I think they win the game outright. And I think I hate to say it. I think Deshaun's actually going to play some decent football.
Carolina on the road, I do not like. Browns, mini upset. They win the game outright, but I'll take the two and a half points for purposes. I'm gonna Take Carolina. I'm very much high on uh Drugs.
Bryce Young. I think Hubbard. Hubbard got Hubbard last year was bullshit as a Hubbard fantasy dynasty owner. Rico Dowdle is even doing shit in Pittsburgh. That was the most four-week Sam Congato fucking performance since Sam Congato.
It's hard to do really anything in Pittsburgh right now, dude. Rodgers looks really old. Hubbard's the man. Young is the man. Their receivers are the man.
Dave Canalis is the man. Ah, come on. He's the man. What the fuck has he ever done to make him the man? Didn't he, like, cheat on his wife and then write a book on it or something?
He's a goofball. The Panthers are winning the South. The Chiefs are winning the West. Hold on. You think the Panthers are a better overall team than the Saints?
The Saints aren't the team. It's them or the Bucs. The Saints. The Saints just beat The Baltimore Ravens last week. That's a week two Ravens scheduled home loss horror.
The Saints didn't, the last four games of the season last year, they were the best team in that division. Shuck looks good. I'm in on the Saints, bro. All right. Well, I'm taking the team I said I was taking.
Panthers. Panthers. MC says, give me Jamar Chase over JSN all day. Different receivers. I just, I love JSN, dude.
He's always open. I have to throw away. Give me both of them over fucking Christian Watson as number one, though. I have a message to play.
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Total in the game, 42.5. I feel like the number in the spot just like screams Colts, but I just, dude. All the football nerds love this Texans team. Everybody had them winning the Super Bowl. Problem is, their quarterback's an idiot.
Still, though, I just don't see 0-3. I could see 0-3. For the Colts. I'm not betting this game. If I had to.
Texans minus two. Money money. I think I'm going to stay with the Packers as my survivor. Yeah. Stick with your first instinct.
But I don't think the Chiefs, because I think you're going to have more opportunities to use Kansas City, especially if you think they're going to win the Super Bowl. Green Bay, who else are you like 100% confident they beat this year? I just, I overmanaged I overmanage the shit. out of my fantasy football team in my high school league where I Cut Trey Tucker. Who had like a huge day?
I picked up the Panthers D and then started the Chiefs. I was just a fucking mess. Oh, your league with your buddies from high school. I was. I thought you were talking about when you were in high school, and I was like, Trey Tucker.
John Tucker must die. Yeah, trade chucker must. Are you taking the Texans or the Colts? Do we want to talk about hottie on the sidelines like everybody else is this week, or no? I kind of want to change my pick.
I'm going to take the Colts. I might end up betting the Colts if we could get to three. I think the Texans are so fucking overrated. I don't like that that franchise exists, if I may finally admit it. If you projected that the Texans were winning the Super Bowl, you should never be allowed to talk football ever again.
I hate their uniforms. I hate their catch up. And I loved Stroud at Ohio State. Stroud's terrible. Turns out that test, whatever the hell is on it, that he failed, is true.
He's brain dead. I don't like that they're called the Texans. I'm with you on the uniforms, bore the shit out of me. If your uniforms bore me, there's like nothing you could do. They feel like the XFL dissolved and the NFL is like, all right, we'll take one team from it.
It does, it feels like a team like the Houston Texans reminds me of like a team that you would see like in a movie, like any given Sunday. Like the Panthers and Jaguars, I still think of as expansion teams. They've been in the league for 32 years. The Texans have been around for 25. Paddies and Jags.
Top-tier unis, too. I mean, the Browns are technically an expansion team if you think about it. Also just disgusting fucking jerseys, though. I'm gonna take the Colts. Yeah, cults.
Let's do it. The Colts are going to be one of these teams that do all the right things. But lose, yeah, they'll lose when they should. Yeah, they'll lose by one, they'll lose 28-27. The extra point will either like if you're a cults fan, you are in for just a miserable fucking year.
Existence. Andrew Luck retired, and since then, it's been like the boulevard of broken dreams, the corpse of Philip Rivers, the corpse of Carson Wentz. Jacoby Brissette, you probably should have just kept because somehow he's still a starter in this league. Fucking Uh Anthony Richard. Anthony Richardson.
Yeah, they trade for Sauce Gardner, and then he sucks and then gets hurt. Remember when everybody, you know, when I was out on Anthony Richardson? When everybody else was in on him? Like me? No, the fake story that whoever his PR team was, great.
Remember, everybody at the draft combine, all the kids left to go like party, and he stayed to help some bum, clean up some shit. Or some, not, I think he like helped some homeless guy that, like, I don't know. That was Malik Willis. No, I thought this was Anthony Richardson. No, Anthony Richardson stayed and cleaned up.
That's what he did. And everybody was like, I'm in on him. That's when I knew he sucked. Because if you're a legend, right? Like if you're like uh You know, um, Josh Allen.
You're not sticking around to help clean up because you're a goddamn superstar, Joe Burrow. You're going to act like one. Um Anthony Richardson benching himself was top five. I forgot about that. Remember, he was exhausted.
You're the fucking quarterback, bro. Yeah, so I defended the one guy that can't come out. I defended him for that. Oh, that's a terrible take. There's gotta be.
There's gotta be. That's worse than Ben Simmons, greater sign, Giannis. Yeah, if there's anybody, if I was important enough, there would be somebody saying, you know, when I was out on Bart Winkler. He defended Anthony Richardson for fucking taking himself out of a National League football game because he was tired. Luckily, nobody covers any media unless Craig Carton says it.
Yeah, or Jeff Eggrist in Chicago. Craig Carton says Caleb Williams is soft. Yeah, well, Caleb Williams says Craig Carton was an inmate, you know? Oh, I gotta talk about Bears fans. You want to hit it real quick, or do you want to wait until their games coming up?
I'll just wait. All right, Lions are six and a half point favorites over the Jets, total 47 and a half. But look ahead here was nine and a half. Shout out to everybody thinking that the Jets are going to show up in this spot. I know they've look kind of competitive, but their coach is an idiot.
And we get Dan Campbell wanting to kick the fuck out of a former coach. Remember what he did to Ben Johnson the first time? They beat the fucking shit out of him. I think. I think uh I think the Lions show up here.
I think Gibbs scores three times. Lions laying it six and a half. Not really betting the game. I tweeted out everything I bet, but if I had to, if anybody wants to give me like an extra $500, I'd bet the Lions. My dough never sees a freezer.
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I bet this game. Give me the bucks to cover the one and a half. Season's on the line: 0-2. Vikings look great at 2-0. But they're not scoring any points.
The defense is awesome. Brian Flores deserves a jab. Again, he never did anything wrong. Two was an idiot. Um I think Tampa's entire coaching staff is terrible.
Like. Why did they not make a change? Baker hasn't looked good after getting paid. They show up. Bucks win this game by a field goal.
I love Tampa. Keep the points. They win the game outright. This is the sort of desperation game I'm absolutely with you on. As long as there's not a three-hour delight uh lightning game for 45 seconds to be played.
Uh yes, I like I like Tampa. Oh yeah, yeah. Wentz is uh I know Kyler's back. That means, do I start him in fantasy? I don't know.
Kyler's back. Yeah, Kyler's back. And they're going to him? Yeah. Don't you like I still like Tampa.
Don't you don't you let Don't you don't you Save the injury one more, just to see what Wentz can do. No, I think you know what he could do. I think you know what his ceiling is. You don't know what. Again, Tyler said.
Which is why you made the move. Kyler's old team, Arizona, eight and a half-point dogs. They've actually taken some money. The opener was 11.5. I'm not going to get in front of this Niner.
Hey, you know what? I am. It's a divisional game, and Arizona is kind of in a desperate spot. I know they're one and one, but it's a divisional game. Eight and a half is too many points.
Niners look fucking good.
So I think the market's overvaluing them a little bit. But man, like I said, Purdy could win MVP. Quarterback play is down, but Purdy is fun to watch every Sunday. And that's funny because a couple of years ago, everybody's like system quarterback. He averages like 10 yards per completion.
Niners win, but they don't cover. Arizona eight and a half for me. Yeah, I'm going to stay with that too because I think this is like every Niners Cardinals game I've watched the last five years. The Niners are going to go up and then. You're gonna feel like, okay, this game's over.
And then you're gonna like. Put your computer and phone down, and you're gonna check later, and you're gonna be like, What the fuck happened to my fantasy team? 'Cause in the Arizona Cardinals scored like three touchdowns in the fourth quarter.
So backdoor cover for the Cardinals. Niners win. Yep, love that. I love the Ravens. I haven't bet this one yet.
It's the Sunday, 425, my time, daytime game for you guys. Everybody likes this Dallas team. I just think it's going to take some time for the defense, and the Ravens shit the bed in typical Ravens fashion. I think they bounce back, dude. I'm going to play.
Did they win the last time they went there, too? Wasn't that Thanksgiving or some shit? Yeah. And I'm going to take Lamar rushing touchdown too. Ravens, three and a half.
The look ahead was two and a half, though. I wish I would have got that. What's the over-under? 53? 52 and a half.
I just honestly, I guessed. I'm so fucking good at this shit.
So fucking good at this shit. Who are you betting? Take the over. I'll go under. I'd take the over 73.
I think it's twenty four twenty. Baltimore.
Sometimes do you ever get a whiff of a smell? Out of nowhere. It usually because my basement is a dispensary. I just got the whiff of beer. I just got pre-roll.
Yeah. I just got the whiff of beer, but not like. Like for some reason, I just smelt 8.30 a.m. Keg beer. I just got that whiff.
I don't know where it came from. But it was intoxicating. It's probably from Madison, and they're probably too busy pregaming instead of sitting in the stands where they should be three hours before kick. I can't believe people are still doing the student section stand bit. I can't believe that.
Why would you want to get there early anyway? This year. Why are people in the press still being like? Gotta get my crowd shot. Oh god, I love them this weekend though.
Against Penn State? I think they might win, dude. Against your boy Matt Campbell and my boy Rocco Becht. That's one of the first bets. I grabbed 10.
What is it? 9.5 now? No, you can still get 10. It's Caesar's. Love the bag.
I love Tennessee, four and a half against Texas. That pass rush is going to give Arch fits. Love Maryland to cover two and a half against UCLA and Nico Imaliava. I like Florida against Ole Miss. Everybody's like, why is Florida favored?
Because they're going to run the ball down the road. Oh, yeah. I like Florida too. Love Badgers. I'm going to have to play Oregon, dude, just because they've look like shit and the look ahead was five and a half and then plus three and now they're two and a half.
I didn't even ducks. USC on the road. I just don't, I'm not, I'm down on Dan Lanning, but until Lincoln Riley wins a big game. I don't trust it.
So there you go. There's some bonus pottle picks for you. A little college football. Thank you. Are you going Cowboys or Ravens?
I'm on the Ravens. Ravens. All right, let's go. Oh, my team, the Saints, three-point favorites over the Raiders. I like the Saints here.
Raiders overperforming right now. Saints 1-1 at home, though. Tough place to play. I like the Saints team, man, and I think they win this game by at least a field goal. I at least get a push here.
So, Saints for me. I don't know who's going to win, but the score is going to be 19 to 17. Go under, dude. Maybe the total is 43 and a half. I do like the under.
I was going to say 17, 12. It actually opened 42.5, so some over money coming in. Uh but I like the under 43 and a half. I'm going to take the Saints. I actually had to think about it.
I'm going to take the Saints at home. Uh Denver. God, I can't wait to watch this game. Two and a half point dogs at home against the Rams, total 45. I think Broncos win this game outright.
I told you, I don't think the Rams. Why does the NFL do this? You notice because the Falcons have three primetime games in a row. Teams play primetime games in a row a lot twice in a row. I just watched.
Who did I just fucking watch? I don't want to watch. The Giants. I don't want to watch the Rams again. I just watch the Rams.
But like everybody's going to want to watch the Rams because they're the dream team that won't make the playoffs. Yeah. Broncos are beating him this week. I agree. And I'm not a Bo Nicks guy.
And I'm not a Sean Payton guy. No, I'm not the Rams. I'm taking the Rams. Stafford looked like his arm lost a little zip. Who could have seen that guy?
Stafford is not who you guys think he is. Puka's hurt. Devontae is still a G. I miss him. Shouldn't have forced the trade out of here because your boyfriend Aaron Rodgers did it.
They low-balled him. They were offering him. They were offering him. Did you not hear this? Christian Kirk money?
Why would Devontae Adams, first ballot Hall of Famer, take Christian fucking Kirk money that Brian Gutikins offered him? Remember when Brian Gudekins wanted Jordy Nelson to take a $13 million pay cut? Yeah, and then he was late for the Raiders and sucked. That was the appropriate value for Jordy of the time. Yeah, but like But he wasn't going to do that.
He was Rogers' guy. And I would argue Jordy would have caught double-digit touchdowns with Rodgers. I'm gonna I'm going to take, I'm going to, I'm taking the Rams.
Alright, I got Denver. Let's go uh a little side bet on this. I don't care that much. All right, let's go to Chicago. Bears are four and a half point dogs.
Taking on the Eagles. Total is 41.5. I got a quick take. I uh would I Jalen Hurts has all these haters and I don't get it. I would vote for him if he ran for president.
All the guy does is win. The stats aren't sexy. I don't care. He had his best game ever. in a Super Bowl, and they lost.
Then the next time that they played in the Super Bowl, he had a second best game ever, and they won. He already has as many Super Bowl rings as Farvin Rodgers. He's played in two Super Bowls. I get it. Every year, they win a playoff game.
I get it. He's a fucking stud. He's a leader. The Eagles' defense is tough. Bears are going to cover the four and a half somehow.
I don't even know who their quarterback is because Bayant somehow got concussed. Would he fall off the bench? But I. I love Jalen Hurts, and I don't understand the uh. The the the the side of the I'll I'll tell you I'll tell you.
Um Hurt Hurts. My thing on Hurts was. Aren't so good. He When I was saying the top five quarterbacks last year, I said Alan Mahomes, Lamar, and Burrow. And I said, you have to have, you have to add Hertz in that group because Hertz wins.
Hertz has done enough. To like, you have to include him. He wins. The the reason is Fantasy football. The reason is fantasy football.
People take him in fantasy football and then he under-delivers because his stats aren't four touchdowns, 350 yards. But he scores every week on the tush push. People view hurts differently. I'm totally in with Hurts with You. If I'm if I'm playing Against Jalen Hurts.
I'm mortified. He can win. He wins. I love him in this game. I need to say something about Bears fans.
They're NPCs. In a big game, would you rather have Jalen Hurts or Aaron Rodgers? You gotta win. I guess hurts. I've seen him do it.
I'd rather have Rogers, and I would just not surround him with hurts. Yeah. Bears fans now,'cause I'm shitting on him for Caleb. Because they just can't admit that. It was a little much.
Okay, Caleb was hurt, but it was a little much. Just admit, it was a little much. They can't.
Now they're telling me. Packer fans, three hundred three thousand Packer fans sign a petition to. Have Ben Johnson apologize for no handshake to LaFleur. When did that fucking happen? I don't understand.
They're living in a different world. And they're so easy to bait.
So sometimes Bears fans will be like, Wisconsin Wisconsin sports talkers have to bait Chicago fans. Yeah. We do, because it's so fucking easy. I'm making money off you guys.
So I'm going to keep doing it. Why wouldn't I keep doing it? If I'm easily trolling you and you're giving me what I want, why would I stop?
So stop and I'll stop. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. I wouldn't be doing this if I had other alternatives. But this is my livelihood now is Tweeting about Bears fans while I'm at the playground.
So I'm going to keep doing it. Okay. Do you think they're going to beat the Eagles? No. You're taking the Eagles at four and a half?
Yes. Aren't you? No, I'm gonna take the I'm gonna take the bears, the cover at home. You just waxed so poetic about Jalen Hurts. Yeah, and he won't fucking cover because he'll play like dog shit the first three quarters and then find a way to win on the final drive, and the Eagles will win by a field goal.
That's what I'm saying. Not going to blow teams out, but they're going to win double-digit games. They're going to win at least a playoff game. And he's a stud. And if he ran for president, he has this like calm, cool.
He's got like a little Denzel in him. Like, I just think he's like a cool motherfucker. Remember, we thought Malcolm Brogdon was going to run for president? If he wears a beret backwards, he could pull it off. If I wear a beret backwards, like when I tried to do it in the seventh grade, because Jordan was doing it.
I look like a French asshole. See, first of all. Talk about this. I got to get up for a second. I got to grab my charger.
Give us some grace, Bart. We don't know what it's like to have a good QB. I'm trying to tell you. I'm trying to help you. Bears fans, I will help you.
I will help you know what it's like to have a good QB. Beard God says, Imagine a soyboy calling Bears fans NPCs, take those crumbs you're making and buy a hairline. See oh shit. When it's funny, I like it. This is the shit you got to say.
Don't say rent free. Don't say. Cry more. How pathetic are you if you log on the internet and waste your data saying cry more? It's so pathetic.
It doesn't help you. It doesn't make you feel good. But when you can get a shot out like this, It's better for us all. I enjoy it. I take a lot of shit from a lot of people.
If you're going to give me a lot of shit, at least let me enjoy it. At least let me enjoy it. Don't just say the same shit everybody else does.
Soy boy? Yeah, I'm a soy boy because I. I vote for politicians that at least pretend to care about us, even though. They all just circle jerk for a pack anyway. I don't fucking know what to do about that.
I'm with Beard God, though. I love the Bears at four and a half. Again, the total in the game is 40 and a half. Bear down, baby.
Okay. Bear them. Fuck down. Oh, and I'm so tired of those fucking emojis. It'll be Monday.
Yeah. If Horvot has the atypical Croatian hairline, most of us have hairlines like Paul Heyman. I'm actually growing my hair out. I'm in like that awkward. Why did Croatia take away all of Bosnia and Herzegovina's coastline?
Um I don't know. If you look at the coastline, it's like all they like they like fucked over Bosnia. It's weird. Look at that. I don't want to get the Bosnians angry at me here.
We have a pretty big following over there in Bosnia. I think the Bears are going to cover though. I think the Bears might win this. Everybody on Monday is going to be broke from the weekend. And because they're all gonna bet old Miss.
And they're all gonna bet the Packers tonight, and they're gonna be like, How can we get our money back? Oh my god, the Eagles are only four and a half-point favorites over this dog shit. Bears quarterback. And you know what the Bears are going to do? They're going to go in there on Monday night and they're going to take away the football.
They're going to run back a punt or block a punt and they're going to win that game 17 to 13. 17-13 Bears winner on Monday. You heard it here first. Fucking David Hall ain't gonna give you that. Dan Bernstein ain't gonna give you that.
Lawrence Holmes ain't gonna give you that. That's your Chicago coverage right there. Bears. Shocked the world, they beat the Eagles. Victory chicken on Monday.
I'm going to say something. I'm going to say something. And I truly believe this. Yeah. Even as a Wisconsin guy, you at least like the Cubs and Bulls.
Yeah. I like the Cubs. I don't know what I am with the Bulls. I kind of gave up in 99. If you and I.
There was a year where Rusty LaRue Randy Brown was starting. If you and I were doing Chicago Sports Talk Morning Radio. We would We would be the best in the country. There's no doubt about it. I don't know.
I don't know. There's a couple shows I like in Chicago. Waddle and Sylvie's great. They're not in the mornings though, so there we go. You know, you know, I'm, you know, I love.
You know, cap, you know. I don't think I ever tell you this. David Kaplan, he's like, uh He's like, oh, I'm in Wisconsin this week. Last time I did that. Yeah, take that.
I go, I'm in Wisconsin last week. I go, oh yeah, he goes, I have my lake house up there. And I go, oh, like Geneva. He goes, no, Ashkash. And I'm like, what the fuck?
No one goes to Ashcash for vacation. The Ashkash? I looked up where he lives. He told me it's a nice little I mean, there's water near him, there's a bar near him, but It's fucking Oshkash. When you're a fucking celebrity like David Kaplan, man, you gotta get out of Dodge.
Now you can't go to like Geneva or Dork County like everybody else. You gotta fuck like Oshkash. You know, you wanna take a chick in your hot tub. You don't want TMZ there. Yeah, where's my lake house on Lake Winnebago?
Folks, do you know what Lake Winnebago? I grew up near Lake Winnebago. We don't call it Lake Winnebago. We call it Lake Winniseptic. I don't want to burn any bridges, but I don't think there's like a radio show anymore that I need to listen to.
Like back in the day, I'd be like, I gotta listen to Dan Patrick, and I still like DP, but. I just DP I watched Scott Van Pelt at night. And I'm good. I don't even like doing that. I think the problem is now is like.
There's just like you could get sports all day every day Right here with your fingertips.
So it's just, I don't know. I don't know. Sports radio, just not what it used to be. It doesn't help that like if we Aren't on the radio, then we're like, oh, then I'll just do a fucking podcast and do it on my own. Like, why am I going to listen to a guy that doesn't even?
Cheer for the Packers. A guy that can't, you know. Name me the third wide receiver on the depth chart. Talk about the Packers in the morning. But it makes sense to me.
Or listen to a guy who would listen to a guy that talked nothing but Bucks basketball for two decades try to talk about the Packers in the afternoon. Like, that's what I'm saying. Just, I remember back in the day when sports radio, there was now you got Grant killing it. There's a show I catch. Billy and Armin.
And Drill Armin was on yesterday. I watch I watch their I listen to their show.
So I shouldn't say that actually. There you go. There's a show that I listen to. Boom. The huddle?
Yeah, but I don't listen. See what I mean? Like, I don't listen to it. I watch it on my stream, The Huddle. Fox sports.
I just go on the stream and they have, that's what's awesome. But I don't like shooting them right now. What is this? Yeah, but I'm saying there's not a show that I actually have to ge like, that I listen to on the radio anymore, which is kind of crazy because that was my whole life. I think the most depressing I'd be like radio history for Waddle and Sylvie's top five.
You know what I mean? The most depressing thing in radio history. was You had your own show and it was called the Bart Winkler Pregame Show. Yeah, it's fucking bullshit. But there was a time when I would have to listen, I would listen to frames.
I would listen to Bill. Bill always had great guests, and Bill's one of the better interviewers, I would argue. But you know what I mean? Like, frames was a die-hard. That's the kind of radio I want in the morning.
I want a guy that you know he didn't sleep. And he's all fucking bent out of shape about the teams and the Brewers. That's what I want. I don't want a fake fan. And that's where I feel like radio is just not the same anymore.
Not to shit on anybody, but You know?
Well, it's all it's all vanilla manufactured. And then I see ESPN Milwaukee and it's just like Jordan love sucks. Uh You know. There's never been a solid take I've seen come from that app. Again, not to shit on anybody.
Appreciate you, MDK. Travel across this damn country listening to Bart Winkler's show Late Nights. Hell yeah.
Well, we're still here now.
Well, hey, we got all the pics in. Oh. Good. Hoping to uh win at least 60% of them so I could continue to. Survive.
40-24 and one the last 30 days, though, since footballs began. I did bet a baseball game last night. I'm glad I didn't. Were you bored? No, I thought I had it.
I thought it was always so. I've been going this look lately. You like this look on me with the V? Yeah. I got to counter my Elizabeth Holmes eyes.
She's got Elizabeth Holmes eyes. I bet the underground. I'm going to listen to Betty Davis after this. I bet the under in the Mets Rangers game, it was eight, was the total. And it was, I believe.
I believe it was like two to one. No, it was three to two. going into the top of the ninth and I turned it off and I'm like, winner. And the Mets decided to score four insurance runs for no fucking reason, and I lost. Four Dan Shaney insurance runs.
Four Dan Shaney insurance runs. Son of a Biscuit. Luckily, though, I'll be in town here in a couple of weeks for three nights of goose. And guess where I'm staying? Guess where I got a hotel room at?
Where? The trade. Place where I could get all my money back. A place where I first witnessed Joel Embiid at the poker table. Padawatomi, man.
I got a room there. Couple of my buddies are staying there too. We ha I have to see. If I don't see'em, that sucks. You gotta.
You gotta come to at least one night, three night run. Um You could stay here. Yeah, I think I'm gonna stay at Pado though. You can play the drive with me. We can play the drag.
We can play, they should do a concert version for like goose, you know, like next song, oh, Dr. Darkness, oh, slow down, you know. All right. Oh yeah yeah. We're just turning around.
Hold on, so we got. Yeah, I forgot we're actually live. This is just what we do when we sign off. I got Atlanta tonight, but I got them at seven. We got Tennessee, four and a half against Texas.
Marilyn? Florida Badgers Ducks. Titans Steelers? Chargers. I'm feeling like I go undefeated this weekend.
I'll give you a bet. Matthew Golden, should we go Matthew Golden anytime and first touchdown tonight? What's it what is it? Let's see. Um I like John who touchdown.
Alright, let me pull these up. I like Zacchaeus overs. No chance I'm playing fucking Zacchaeus over. He sounds like a criminal in Lion King. Ha ha ha ha ha.
All right. Dude, BJ on this. It's Zacchaeus, it's a chaos, it's Zacchaeus. It's Zacchaeus, it's Zacchaeus. Dr.
Zaius, Dr. Zaius. Oh, Dr. Zaius. All right, Bijan is plus 370 to score two touchdowns tonight.
Here's a bet for you. He's 17-1 to score three, which is one less than Al Bundy scored at Polkai. North Dakota. State. Cover the spread every game the rest of the year.
Alright, so let's see. Because they're gonna make the playoff.
So they got I'm with you on that dude.
So they got Wyoming this weekend at home. UNLV on the road is the spread, like 30?
Something like that. They're just going to kick the shit out of these teams. They fucking want to prove they belong, which they do. They are good. I know.
I think I'm going to take Bijan to score two tonight. Yeah. I mean, I know that that's probably like a public bet, but just like history tells me. Death taxes, opposing running backs and tight ends. Destroying our football team.
All right, anytime touching. Michael Pannick's going to run all over us like Michael Vick? God, I hope not because he has my grandfather's knees. Anytime touchdown. Christian Watson plus 154.
Tucker Kraft plus 186. I'm looking for Johnny for you. Hold on. Ah, plus 600, six to one. Janu?
Yeah, anytime. All right. My guy, my pick to click, Matthew Golden, two to one. Matthew Golden first touchdown. Is there one for Zacchaeus?
Yeah, Zacchaeus is. Fourteen. Eight to one. All right. Sturdivant is a plus 700.
Hold on. Can I, are you, can I set a draft? Whether you leave or not, I'm going to do a DraftKings lineup on the show. I already went to the gym, so my plans for the day are Oh, and I was going to play voicemails. You can leave for that if you want.
Yeah, no way I'm sticking around for that, but. All right. Hold on. Let me get a DraftKings up here. All right.
Okay, okay. I think Sky Moore five to one. You could get the return game or you could get a gadget play. Um No, I don't I don't know about that. They're not scoring a touchdown.
It wanna score is seven to one. All right, we're sharing screens here. If you're like listening and looking for something cool to happen, that ship has sailed now. Yeah. All right, you got you see it?
Yeah, I gotcha. All right. Um, I like Zacchaeus. I gotta put him in the lineup. What does he cost?
Only three grand.
Okay. He's going to be a captain. Bijan's got to be the captain. Oh my God, he's only... He's only two grand.
Okay, yeah, Bijan can be the captain.
Well, yeah, they got a fucking back, they got a left-handed quarterback, and he lines up on the left side. Bijan Zacchaeus. I like Golden. Golden showers. John who's cheap as shit.
Gotta do it. And then I can go love. You know, oh, yeah. I can go to Lovin Watson. No, I can't go Watson.
I think Caleb Johnson scores tonight. Yeah. Yeah. Kyle Pitts.
So, I do feel like Kyle Pitts could have a game against Green Bay because opposing tight ends always do. Even though he's not really a tight end anymore, what the fuck is he even? A slot tight end. He's a whatever a Mike Kosicki is. Should I put in Branch over Zacchaeus?
Has Branch been playing well? No, you don't do shit. What has he got? Two catches this year? Like, nobody's doing anything on Atlanta.
That's the problem. They're going two. Fuck, maybe I go Dotson. He's getting more targets, but they got a new quarterback now. Don't you kind of feel like you should put Penix and don't you think how much is Penix?
Okay. Pennix Love, Smith, Golden, Zacchaeus, Bijan Captain. I like that. Pennix's career is legitimately on the line tonight. Everybody watching.
They fucking brought in Tua. After drafting them. There we go. Cooper Rush. Cooper Rush.
He's getting starts. 20 smaccarinos on that one. All right. I'm all in on Atlanta plus seven.
So hopefully Green Bay wins by five. 2621. We will be live again tonight for the post-game show. At least they're calling. Yeah, call in if you'd like.
I am going to play these voicemails if you want to dip. All right, dude, thanks for having me. Good luck, everybody. I hope Florida wins this weekend, and also, I kind of hope Tennessee upsets Texas. See ya.
Bye-bye. Bye, buddy. Thank you. All right, I got one from Matthew in Chicago. Voicemails from the Carl's Place voicemail line: 402-915-BART.
402-91522. Seven, eight. MDK says if the Bears win the Super Bowl, I'm winning a golf, I'm buying a golf simulator. Of course, you can get that. With Carl's place.
Link below. in the thing there. There you go. Here is Matthew in Chicago. Mark, what's going on, man?
It's Matthew with Chicago. Yeah. Uh, what a week, what a week, and uh, let's see what happens here. Um, I was there with Pops on. On Sunday.
It was pouring rain. I was in the construction rain gear outfit. But, anyways, the whole Caleb thing, too. I mean, it looked bad and it seemed bad, but it may not be that bad, but. Man, just let the man live.
I mean, you gotta remember all the people, you know, going crazy about that and. Yeah. It's football. You know what I mean? But and I'll look and I'll pampling and doing the sending the burgers and everything and And those are Chicago Cubs fans.
You gotta remember. Everyone in this kind of gets together for the bears, but those are Cubs fans being all nervous and everything. They're going to be back. I think they're going to start the third stream, Keenum, Case Keenum, this week. Um, verse Philadelphia on Monday night.
I know y'all got. The Falcons uh Tomorrow night we'll try next. I just have flashbacks of Vic and Gay and 02 and 03. From y'all. Uh winning one and losing in the wild card, but Man, anyways, I want to tell you this one more thing, too.
I had something at the Bears game that it rivals of Brockworth with. uh arrival of the Brownworth at uh Kalegate or or or you know Lambeau. you know, a brewer's game food. It was a barbecue polish. with barbecue sauce.
by a place called Robinson. Barbecue polish with barbecue sauce on a hot dog bun. And it was pretty nice. But, anyways, hey, best of luck to y'all. We'll see what happens.
I'll give you a call back. Hope everything else is going cool, Bert. I see you on the bike thing. I'll talk to you. Thanks, Matthew.
You know what barbecue sauce I love is um McDonald's with the fries and the Dorito barbecue chips. The Doritos taste just like McDonald's barbecue. I don't know if that's good or bad. For Doritos. Here's a voicemail from Aaron.
Hey, Bart. in Minnesota Spot. Question. Brewers win 100 games tomorrow night. Are you doing a live feed?
That's it. Let's go, Brew. Um sure. I'll be on live for the Packers, but We can talk Brewers 100. I'm not going to go live during the Packer game.
Unless it's due to network obligations, of course. Thanks for joining us today. We'll be back tonight. If you're listening on Friday or Saturday for the picks, well, you know, whatever. All right.
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