Kingdom Pursuits Jokes From Last Saturday - Kiss Humor Humor

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So speaking of KISS, any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves. Who said that? He's a singer from a long time ago. I've never heard him sing.

No. But he might have sung. I'm sure he sang, I'm sure he sang Jesus Love Me At Least. Then it's not who, I was thinking it was, oh gosh, the guy that played God, George, George... Albert Einstein, George Albert Einstein. I don't think George was part of that.

Albert, do you like that? You know now that you say that and you remember that was here. Ah, yes. Okay. I'll try to give it to George.

All right. And this person, you can guess who this was. We're going to give Virginia a chance or slash Diane a chance to guess this one.

It's all right for a perfect stranger to kiss your hand as long as he's perfect. Who said that? I don't know. Rachel, you got any idea?

I have no idea. I think it'll make sense to you. It was Mae West. It's all right for a perfect stranger to kiss your hand as long as he's perfect. And I do like this as anonymous. You don't have to figure out who said it, but a smile is the second best thing you can do with your lips. Are you guessing that one, Jim? Yeah. Okay. I'd go for first on that one.

All right. So here we're going to actually get to the Bible riddle in a second, but first let me say this. Joey Adams said, never let a fool kiss you or a kiss fool you. I like that. Never let a fool kiss you or a kiss fool you.

So with that, here comes your Bible riddle. So I actually love this. This is a very open-ended question. I'm really looking forward to your answer.

I know you've probably thought about it, but I would love to know what you think about it because this is the idea is you're sitting there in your car or listening on the radio. I want you to think about it. Why do you think Judas Judas betrayed Jesus with a kiss? Why would that all be an oppression in our hearts and heads forever that Judas betrayed along the eyes idea of never let a fool kiss you or a kiss fool you? Why do you think Judas betrayed Jesus with a kiss?