Jokes potpourri

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Visit truthnetwork.com and click on the Africa Needs Jesus banner, or call 888-988-5656 to pledge your gift to put a wind-up radio into the grateful hands of people desperately in need. Speaking of immigrant, Carmen, you know, I heard about this Polish immigrant who went to the DMV to apply for a driver's license. And after filling out his paperwork, he had to take an eye exam, and the clerk showed him a card like they do, you know, with an eye exam, and it had the letter CZWIXNOSTACZ. And the clerk said, Can you read this, sir? And he said, Read it?

That's my uncle. And you may wonder about this one, Carmen. What do you call an illegal immigrant living in Sweden? I'm not sure, Robbie.

Let me know. That would be an artificial Swedener. Or maybe this one will get you. How did the immigrant coronavirus get to America? I don't know.

It flew Delta. Come on, Tony. That was a little bit funny. All right. And while you're thinking about that, I got one more joke for you, Carmen. All right. Let me hear it. Where is the worst place to hide in a hospital? I don't know. You got any idea, Tony, where's the worst place to hide in a hospital? I see you. There you go.