Robby's Jokes From The Butcher Block - Steak Out

So speaking of meat, that's interesting music. Anyway, from what I understand, Eric has been known to exclaim, you know, we don't have time for vegan nonsense here. Not at the butcher's block. There's too much at stake. Just saying.

Did you know that? There's the music that I was hoping for. So, Carmen, here you go.

I got one for you. Do you know what spending a Saturday without grilling is? A crime.

Do you know Carmen? I can't hear her, but maybe she said it. But here's the answer. If you wonder about what is it called when you spend a Saturday without grilling, it's a mistake.

Mistake. Sounds good, Robbie. There you are. Hey, Carmen. And here's my favorite. And you can try your...

I'd be really impressed if you guys could answer this one. My favorite on the list is, do you know why cows have hooves instead of feet? No, I don't. You got any ideas, David?

I can hear you listening. What do you think? Jamie, got any ideas why cows have hooves and not feet? Your guess is as good as mine on that one. They lack toes. They lack toes. See, they have hooves, so they don't have toes, David. They lack toes.

He's supposed to laugh hysterically. That is really, I thought, one of the best I've told in a while. But anyway. You know, at the end of that shenanigans, I actually would have a Bible riddles. It's sort of a Bible riddle. It goes along with the whole idea of meat. But here's the riddle for today is, what does every butcher hope to hear? Every butcher, they hope to hear this when they get to heaven.

I can assure you, if they didn't hope to hear it, they should hope to hear it, okay? Every butcher. In fact, everybody that works at an Outback Steakhouse, all these different places, they're looking for the same thing when they get to heaven. For the gifts, I got my brother-in-law an amazing birthday gift here. We bought him one of those big cutlery, wooden, beautiful, you know, hand cut like an oak platter.

And a gift card. Like a butcher's block. A butcher's block. I tell you what. That's almost a play on words. I about wrecked my car listening to your lactose jokes earlier. The cow, the hoof, and I'm like, how does Robington want to come up with this stuff? Unbelievable. David didn't laugh about the lactose.

I thought it was hilarious. Nikita, people all over are rushing to the butcher's block. Just to meet the Russian nightmare.

The Russian nightmare so their carnivore dreams can come true. God bless you, man. Alright, we're going to be here till one. So Nikita's show is coming up live. Man up with Nikita. It's time to man up. We've got a half an hour that you've got to get over here and get it signed. We're fixing to stake out here. The Russian nightmare. I'm getting ready to sample this stuff for real.