Friday Night Jokes (Hour 3)

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We should get kicking off in a few minutes. We've talked to Mike Sanford Jr., former head coach of the Colorado Buffalo's, former quarterback for Boise State. He came by last hour and joined us.

If you missed that conversation, go ahead and hit rewind on the free Odyssey app. We talked about last night's gutsy play calling by Dan Campbell, head coach of the Detroit Lions. Talked about Matt LaFleur. We're going to get into Michael Pennix Jr., speaking of former college, quarterbacks now playing for the Falcons.

I guess sitting behind Kirk Cousins, hoping that he plays for the Falcons. So we're going to get into some more football on the professional side. I'm going to get into more of your calls as well. 855-212-4227.

That's 855-212-4227. Hickey, we don't have no comedians, huh? Everybody's afraid? I guess so. Just kind of unlike comedians.

Yeah, he thought they'd think that they would be brave and bold and ready to share their trade here with the, well not the country, with North America. And better luck next time. How about this, folks? This is not comedy. This is serious stuff. I need you to think O'Reilly Auto Parts for all of your car care needs.

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We show us up, Everett. My brother from another My brother from another mother. How you doing my brother?

Oh my goodness. It's been a long time How are you it has been brother? I miss you being on late at night when I'm traveling at night So I just finally called you here I'm here in Columbia, South Carolina And it's always great to hear your voice you do an outstanding job And I really truly am blessed to have an opportunity to listen to such greatness Here across the airwaves, but I want to talk to you a little bit about this whole playoff scenario Yes, we all knew at some point there was going to be some people left in and some people kicked out for whatever reason But I look at the hottest team in the nation right now in my opinion as a former University of South Carolina Football player back in the early 80s.

Oh boy game cops. Hey one six Six in a row and beat four ranked teams out of the six Last week as we all know they went up the tiger town, and we got a little tiger meat and brought it back We haven't been able to say that too often, but at the end of the day Clemson wins tomorrow against SMU and they're in Well, I think there's no rhyming reason on how this thing works I think well you are you are correct I would agree with you there, but in trying to find some logic in the situation in South Carolina I think to their their detriment they came on too late I think that's what it is and I get it you would you would rather be hot late than too early But they do have those two consecutive losses in the middle of the season to both Ole Miss and Alabama And I think those are probably the reasons why? They are not in Well, you know we go back early in the year when they played LSU in Columbia here at Williams price And I hate I don't like talking bad about officials But when you look at back some of the late calls that were made I mean they took LSU to the outhouse Thank them pretty good, but LSU as always has a great football growth program and a great tradition They came back and hung in and end up and finding a way to win I'm a firm believer you win the games that you're supposed to win right and hopefully That you know things work out for you I'm not sad that the Gamecocks are not in the in the title pitcher And I think it was a lesson learned and coach Beamer Has done a great job, and I hope he continues to do a great job. I hate to say this I truly do as much as I hate Clemson.

I'm saying go Tigers tomorrow. Oh wow okay? All right, okay. I did not expect that Everett. Well. Thank you so much We'll see what happens and look I'm looking forward to seeing what solace can do next year, but string together the whole thing Yeah, I tell you Dion Colorado's another one of those teams that I think would have been great for the playoff scenario But at the end of the day the job that prime has done out out in in Colorado and Boulder.

Oh my god It's unreal that what he's done in two years, but at the end of the day if Travis Hunter is not the 2024 Eisemann Trophy winner Then well, maybe we need to go back to the point because he's the best talent in the country he is well Let's see what gents. He does tonight that may also have a say so with with how the Heisman rolls hey every Thank you so much for calling. Okay. Hey, brother. You take care of yourself. God bless you you as well Have a tremendous weekend Thank You Everett a pleasure talking to Everett from South Carolina And as I say that the Boise State Broncos are here running out onto the field And trying to go ahead and win their second straight Mountain West Championship here against UNLV whose starting quarterback quit in the middle of the season 855 2 1 2 42 27 that's 8 5 5 2 1 2 42 27 Oh Hey Kiki, we got we do we got people who call with jokes is this what it for Friday? We got a few jokes in the line, and I I will say some are pretty funny Do I need to have a drink a to drink one of them to listen to these jokes um?

No, no This is sober, and you'll still laugh. Okay. How about this you vetted the well I guess you have to write good idea to vet the just to make sure You know a lot of comedic jokes are very dirty Which I am all for except we're on the radio and not pay the fine It's not gonna be me or you right right. Yeah, I hear that well. Let's let's go We got jokes from all over the country. Hey. It's the I don't know pick it We got a new segment for Fridays now I don't know I like it could be catchy Could be the starting point in the launch pad for a comedian's career it could Friday no no no for real seriously Let's do this every Friday.

Let's see what we got here 8 5 5 2 1 2 42 27. Let's go to Michigan Andy is representing for the great state of Michigan. Maybe as a joke about Dan Campbell you on the JR Sportbreeze show What's up, Andy?

There's no joking about Dan Campbell first of all and it is great to be a Michigan Wolverine, but my joke Are you ready? Yes What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? What's the difference between a chick one makes hummus? I don't know it is same thing aren't they did the same thing I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face oh My goodness Andy How long have you told that joke Andy oh, that's the funniest joke ever I didn't know how long have you told that joke I?

Stole somebody about a year and a half ago. You stole it from okay. It's gone over I didn't make it off nobody makes up jokes. You know, but it's it's going over well Dude, you're the guy to answer the phone Bust it up. I can't believe you're not laughing in fact everybody. That's listening right now is laughing except you oh well Maybe we don't know that you don't know that maybe no maybe I know maybe I'm a tough critic. We'll see well Thank you All right, man You two you two hickey that I heard his feelings. I thought it was funny. I just I just had to go oh, okay that was Interesting I may have set the bar too high for Andy I did burst out laughing it caught me it took me a second then all of a sudden like oh That's actually pretty funny.

Yeah, well I was listening to him I was really trying to establish. I believe and I could be wrong because I'm not a here I go here I go you ready for this you ready for the whole yeah I'm not a pea ologist okay, but I thought a Chick pea in a garbanzo bean. I'm also not a bean ologist.

I thought they were the same thing I Have no idea. I eat. I eat chick. I literally I eat chickpeas all the time hmm That's good a good protein in it. I eat chickpeas or I had chickpeas and my salad before the show started Yeah, I eat. I eat hummus all the time. I eat hummus as a snack, so Maybe that's why I was thinking more so about is a chickpea and garbanzo being the same thing and he came through with a Friday night joke to say the least eight five five two one two forty two twenty seven Ryan is calling from Columbia Ryan you're on the JR sport re show. What's up? Yes, thanks for taking my call on the previous caller said that nobody comes up with their own jokes.

I come up with all of mine I'm ready to share one. You might need three drinks for this one My wife got crotchels panties recently. Oh my god. I'm really excited because I want to learn how to sew oh My oh wow are you really you're not really married. This is a joke right?

Oh, no I'm married by I told that joke on stage all the time my wife loves it. Oh, yeah, but she does people crack up Wow Wow, yeah, and the gamecocks got robbed I will say that too because there's no way that Alabama loses to Vanderbilt and makes the playoffs. That's ridiculous So why do you why do you think the gamecocks didn't get in?

the LSU game specifically But also, I think it's kind of weird how like in March Madness If you get on a streak at the end of the season they consider you a hot team and they want to put you in But in college football if you get in a streak at the end, they don't really consider that I think that's kind of weird. Do you hear the the explanations from Ward manual every week? Do you hear his explanations? Yeah, they don't make any sense They well, there you go Thank you.

Thank you so much Ryan for calling from Columbia. Oh my goodness. Oh Hickey man, you sure these jokes are clean. I guess they are right. I mean at least for the FCC They're clean.

Yeah, they're clean. This is a clean enough eight five five two one two forty two twenty seven No one has a wholesome joke, I guess Evan is here from Grand Rapids You're on the JR sport we show Evan. What's up? Hey JR, how's it going? Great Hey, I just wanted to talk about the Lions a little bit I've been hearing all day from Lions faithful about how oh If Dan Campbell didn't go for those fourth downs, we wouldn't have won that game last night But you know if one or two more didn't win us the game then people would be saying Oh if he didn't go for those fourth downs, we wouldn't have lost last night So it's a it's the same exact flip side of you know Being aggressive and going for it Everybody wants to criticize everybody wants to say what they want to say But it could easily gone the other way Evan anything.

Why do you why do you even entertain it? But the Lions are 12 and 1 why would you even care what anybody says at this point? I love the Lions I'm the one of the biggest fans of the Lions that I know but Honestly, I think I was watching the whole game last night It did not feel to me like we scored 34 points our our defense played their ASF is off staff and I got a hands-on one of the game golf through three touchdowns. I called him Stafford for a minute Yeah, I love I love golf He threw three touchdowns. So what did you your team is twelve and one you're complaining about the people that complain about the Lions I'm complaining about people who are over excited about The game that I mean, I love the fact that we won and then we're twelve and one and okay It's so exciting and everything except.

Okay, it could easily gone either way. Yeah. Okay enough about the football what you've been doing So far this Friday. Now you've been participating in some activities, right? I've been working all night. I've been delivering listening to radio talk shows.

Love you show JR. Okay. All right.

Thank you Evan appreciate you man. No, you don't got no jokes. I do get a joke. Hey Uh, what do you know where the frogs car is? Do I know where the frogs car is? Yeah, it got towed Okay, okay There you go, thank you Evan from Hickey I found that one funny. I don't know. That's the ironic part is that one?

I thought was okay the weakest of the three And you that was the one that got you the most, huh? No, because maybe it's because the the reep remember that I told you the repo man used to call my show And that's right. This guy was repossessing cars and he would call me up. Hey JR. It's your favorite repo, man No, you're not anybody's favorite anything No, you're you're the last person a human being wants to see the repo man.

Oh No, hey Hickey. Do I give a shout out to the repo man out there? Do I do that? stay Away, well because I mean I will say they are doing for the most part if you're a repo man, right? You are more or less working for the good guy Essentially what excuse me if you're the repo payments, you know, who's the bad guy if you're not making payments? You're the bad guy and the guy taking the car is the good guy. Is this like reverse Robin Hood? I so I mean he's taking back what you're not paying for and I would say that's Maybe not noble.

That's a little maybe stretch but Admirable me. I mean you're putting your life on the line for someone who's on a pay And we all seen those shows. Oh Repo man gets shot at yeah, it's not so you got to be a little sick to do it So, you know if your favorite remains listening, I support him. Don't come after me.

Whoa Wow on that repo man. He told me he got shot at it. He called up and said Yeah, Wow tough guys. You got me tough to do that Could you imagine not paying your bills and then shooting a guy that comes to take the car? How dare you?

Yeah, how dare you take the car that doesn't belong to me that I'm not paying for I'm going to shoot you Oh, wow. It's a wild world out here. Oh my goodness It's the JR sport reshow here with you coast to coast on the infinity sports network eight five five two one two forty two Twenty-seven, let's talk about some of the NFL games that are gonna take place this upcoming Sunday We'll get into panics and cousins. I told you about that We'll get into more of your calls if you think you got a better joke than those guys knock yourself out We have so much more to do the JR sport reshow on the infinity sports network You're listening to the JR sport brief It is the JR sport reshow here with you coast to coast on the infinity sports network We've done a lot of talking about everything taking place in college football UNLV Boise State.

They are already underway the zero to zero About eight minutes left here in the first quarter Eight five five two one two forty two twenty seven is the number. I'm gonna get back to all of your calls Momentarily, I did mention to you earlier in the show that a lot of the NFL games this upcoming Sunday I'm just I'm just kind of rolling my eyes at them. We got some major implications for some of the teams Some of the games I'm just like, okay spare me I'm really looking forward to Sunday Night Football with the Chargers and Chiefs That's just to see if the Chargers can compete with the Chiefs something that they haven't done How different is this going to be with with Jim Harbaugh now running the show is is to be seen And so one game that I'm looking forward to Is Kirk Cousins going back up to Minnesota To take on the Vikings because we have seen Kirk Cousins think the joint up over his last three games zero touchdowns Six interceptions and Kirk Cousins first nine games He threw 17 touchdowns to seven interceptions and now he's just zero touchdowns and six iron tees I don't know if Kirk Cousins is old.

I don't know if he's tired. It's too late in the season I don't know what the deal is, but they're a long way away from him going out there and swag the surfing Pretty bad right now and Kirk Cousins going back to Minnesota He expects what to be cheered to be booed. Listen to Kirk They're great football fans and I would think as a result, they'll make it as hostile as they can for us you know, so it's a great fan base and I believe the last time the Falcons played there.

It was an empty stadium probably if I'm remembering right so they didn't get to experience That it then but in 2019 they did and yeah, it's a it's good fan base All right, whatever Kirk enough about that crap. Are you gonna stink the joint up? But what are you gonna do? You're gonna break out you're gonna light them up for four touchdowns and zero interceptions. What the hell are you gonna do Kirk? Hopefully you know, we got to get back on the right track and You know, the best thing we can do is get another game here So I would love to play today really with how you want to get back out there and get this taste out of your mouth so, you know, that's what we're that's what we're chasing for on Sunday is a much better outing and and They're not gonna give it to us. I know that Enough of that guy enough of him Kirk Cousins so calm I guess that that's what makes a good quarterback, right?

You got to be calm. I Want him fired up. I want him after the game. Hey, how do you like that?

You like that? I need that from Kirk Cousins so calm. I think you'll have a good game in Minnesota. I think he'll turn things around I think Kirk Cousins for a week at least will make people stop asking From Michael Pennix jr. And of course Michael Pennix jr. Wants to go out there and play Is he going to get that opportunity or is he kind of waiting to sabotage Kirk Cousins? Not that he's gonna hit him in the knees or anything like that head coach Raheem Morris the man who ultimately makes the decision along with Fontenot and Arthur blank Raheem Morris, he says nah Michael Pennix man. He loves Kirk. He's helping him out.

He got his back He's getting the line. He's getting ready and if he's called upon he'll be ready. I believe he said that best and right now he's in full support of Kurt and he knows Kurt's gonna bounce back and like we all feel the same way and like Part of the reason Pennix was picked for moments like this because you knew he can handle it You know the detail and the pressure that we put on all of us, right? I believe Jared said here in September and said, you know We're gonna talk about this all year right and we made it this far without him talking about it in the minute He showed up.

I knew we'd be talking about this, right? So it's like Yeah, we're ready for those deals We're ready to deal with those pressures ready to answer those questions and ready to ignore the same noise that we ignore it when we Draft the clinics, right? We fell in love with a young man that we felt like and take us into the future And that's what he's gonna do and that's what he's preparing to do and right now we're all here to support Kirk Cousins and to Be a rally around him so he can finish the job that he started for this football team Now whatever listen, you know, you better go to the playoffs. That's all I gotta say Rahim Morris needs to go to the playoffs You playing in this division. This is a crap division Carolina Panthers in your division Buccaneers have been busted up and hurt throughout the course of the year They're in your divi- the Saints are here.

There's no excuse. I expected things to be potentially close with the Bucks Falcons have too much damn talent and Kirk Kirk better light it up 855 212 42 27 Richard is here from Atlanta. You're on the JR sport b-show What's up, my brother from another mother you know what this is? I sure do know. Yeah, you holding it down at the VA Richard What's up?

Hey, man, they just still holding it down. I see they still pimping over there in Tennessee Oh boy. Oh boy.

You saw that story about the uh, yeah the 32 Well, I guess officers who decided to have relations at the VA. Okay Yeah, that's not you Okay I remember going to what was uptown comedy corner when it was in Bucky. Okay, and it was an open mic night But it was okay Okay, and one of the guys tried to put me in this front show as being this probation officer.

Oh my god. Wow Yeah, cuz I was dressed. Well, okay. Well, that's better than going to Freaknik, right? Well, I don't know. I was I was in the middle of Freaknik too. Oh boy I had to work with the city of Atlanta.

Okay. Well you at least you got paid to be at Freaknik other people got robbed They tell me about it, but the thing is over They they've been bouncing out from different locations since they left Bucky I know I was telling my new producer that I wouldn't see took my F to see cat wins last year at the Fox And he turned it out Yeah, but then again, he got out of it. He was that he was there, you know after you know for a minute. Yeah In fact, he was always fine Yeah, well cat Williams. Well, if you if you enjoy cat Williams, he'll be at State Farm Arena here in Atlanta next year So go ahead.

No, and Martin first of March. Hey, hey question for you before I move on to the next guy Uh Pentax or or Kirk Cousins Richard. I mean you don't pay the brothers of his money So you might as well give me one more ride to it If not, you know when if you don't if it comes out of the bus then you go to plan B That's what you draft important in number eight.

Yeah, I hear you. I Richard have a good weekend. Okay, I'll talk to you next week All right. No, you know I'll be here. Thank you, Richard All right, my brother from another mother. Oh Oh be blessed you too, Richard. Thank you for calling for me. He's like I was a police officer at freaking it Hickey, isn't that great when the police officers get to work the fun events?

Sure. Yeah, I don't know what freak neck is. Should I ah, oh, oh It sounded interesting Oh freak Nick.

Uh, how do club is it a place? Uh, no, it was It was an event. Mmm Yeah, if you have time over the weekend, maybe before football starts tomorrow You can search the a Hulu documentary for a freak Nick's.

Oh, yeah freak Nick documentary on Hulu Yeah, okay. Let's say it was there's a lot of things moving in the streets. Okay. Oh Yeah, imagine a parade at hickey. I was gonna a parade of yes that Wow the free connects Wow freak Nick's parade of is this still going on or is this a outline? Hold on. Let me just say this quickly parade of freaks Okay, I'm not saying it's been outlawed.

They try to bring it back as more of a festival just to You know be a little bit more progressive. Mm-hmm I'll send you the trailer for freak Nick. Okay Hickey.

Okay. I'm looking forward to it. You got it Don't look don't look forward to it too much All right, eight five five two one two forty two twenty seven is eight five five two one two forty two twenty seven I did tell you that Raheem Morris. He better get this damn team these Falcons into the postseason There's another coach and trying to make an impression not so many Expectations on him a matter of fact, he's from here in Georgia's from Atlanta Tucker Thomas Brown is making his debut with the Bears as they take on the broken-down 49ers we saw the 49ers break down at least Christian McCaffrey and Mason did in the snow this past Sunday Sunday night football Thomas Brown is the new man in instead of Eber flus He's been the offensive coordinator here for the for the Chicago Bears as well as the Carolina Panthers last year So he's getting his first crack to show everybody that hey, I'm not here just to run the offense I'm gonna run the show and forget Eber flus. I'm gonna do this now This is what Thomas Brown had to say about running the show. Let's think about just a moment I said it's a really good job trying to help me stay level-headed and that's They don't make the moment bigger than what it is I have to understand the role that I'm in understand what might come with it, but also understand that we make Most situations bigger than what it has to be because of the outside noise what everybody else puts a value on it I have a job to do. I'm excited about my job and committed to it every single day Yeah, just just do the job at minimum, right?

There's a just show up and do the job You're gonna do good or you're gonna do bad. Nobody's expecting anything out of them They just want Caleb Williams to get through the season alive. That's it as simple as that Hey, how about this is the team that I told you about they the Bears are taking on the 49ers What about the bills? The bills are just here to get through the rest of the year and hopefully go to the Super Bowl They're gonna take on the Rams the Rams are trying to still get into a spot in the postseason Okay, if they lose this they are probably cooked. He told me a good stat Matthew Stafford has been a hot like fish grease over the past several weeks. Okay, eight touchdowns Zero interceptions in the last three games. Look do I think the Rams gonna win anything? No, but if they keep this up they can get into the postseason 855 212 42 27 as 855 212 42 27 Josh Allen He knows how hot the Rams have been listen to this We understand we're going all the way across the country to a team that's Very hungry. They've been playing really good footballs of late their defensive line is one of the better units You'll see they've got a lot of dogs up front.

I know they're young up there, but Some some really really good players some studs over there on their defensive side of the ball So and then you got one of the best quarterbacks to in my opinion play play the game of football and Matt is And that's trying to go to the Hall of Fame. I know that eight five five two one two forty two twenty seven Let's go to Knoxville, Tennessee and talk to Dustin Dustin. You're on the JR sport reshow coast to coast Hey, man, I love you.

Love your show man. Thank you. I had a joke for you. Okay All right. Why can't you hear the pterodactyl use the bathroom?

He's flying high. I don't know Cuz the P is silent. Oh Oh Yeah, I got here I got one for you ready for this Dustin you ready for this yeah, yes, sir spell pterodactyl I don't I don't know how to spell it either. Does anybody know how to spell terror?

I don't know the t-e Tty r-y-a-d-t-y-l. I don't know Now listen to another talk show a local sports show here and there's this guy on there And all he does is tell a bunch of dad jokes. Oh, no, and that was a good one I heard I liked it.

He sounds like Yana cetera cumpo. Hey Dustin, you enjoy the weekend. Okay. Yes, sir. You too. Thank you Thank you so much.

Shiki. I don't know pterodactyl. I don't know how to spell that Spelling here was I close. Can I try again? Sure stop me the minute. I'm wrong Yes, yes, okay It's he you're wrong. Oh You are I had a feeling you're gonna get it wrong.

You think joke think I'll try again. I'll try again He told me there's no he says the P is silent Okay, is he YP? No, come on If there's a silent P, where would it be? I Don't know. Come on, how do you beginning it pterodactyl starts as being spelled? PT get the hell out of here, bro, which I was kidding.

Oh my they decide do that I have no idea. Wait a minute. We're talking about the same the flying bird that flew around Dinosaur extinct. Yes 30 million 100 million years ago 201 point 3 million years ago and became extinct 136 point 4 million years ago How many how long ago it became extinct 136 point 4 million years ago. Yeah, I remember I was a lot for that Yeah, it had a shelf life of words that about 80 or so 75 not great. Could you this stupid rock?

Is that demo? Well, I guess how long we've been around for way less than that. So maybe I should show some respect to the pterodactyl. Oh, man Wow Can you a man TER?

PT ER why oh Here we go. Okay pterodactyl D a c t y l that part I could do. Yeah These these science people think they're so damn smart hickey makes no sense PT pterodactyl Give me I did I did learn I think it's in New York the Museum of Natural History Did you see they found one of the most complete? I don't even know what the hell is called It's one of the famous done the one that people know the one with the spikes on his back the little he looks like a turtle With the spikes. Oh, is it triceratops? No triceratops got three horns on his face icky three three You're talking just the spikes on the back Stegosaurus.

Yeah him they found a very the most complete one I think ever really where yeah I don't know this they found it the Dakotas or something. I don't know. It's pretty cool. Yeah, I guess you like dinosaurs Yeah, I'm interested by them.

It's interesting Hey, where's your ex fan by myself? Hey, you're violent person. Okay, you're violent, man Hey act you like you like dinosaurs Actually, I have to be honest after Dino from the Flintstones hadn't Oh I get it. I like dinosaurs not more. I'm okay with them. You know, I've never run into one So, you know, I'm good.

Oh, I know if you I know a few dinosaurs. Okay, I Know we got a few coaching and I thought there you go. No Well, one of them is looking for a job right now. Hi Bella check Anyway, it's the JR sport reshow here with you coast to coast on the infinity sports network when we come back. Yeah, it's Friday We'll get some more of your jokes and people telling funnies cuz it's Friday So we'll do that and then as well get to some more NFL action. It's the JR sport reshow on the infinity sports network You are listening to the JR sport brief It is the JR sport reshow here with you coast to coast on the infinity sports network I need you to think O'Reilly Auto parts for all of your car care needs Your guaranteed low prices an excellent customer service from the professional parts people at O'Reilly Auto parts Man, we talked a lot about coaches today.

Damn it. We had a coach on last hour Thank you to Mike Sanford jr. Former a coach of the Colorado buffaloes former quarterback for Boise State He came through and joined us and we also talked about Bella check potentially going to North Carolina We'll get more into that at the top of the hour. Apparently there's a little bit of an update No bill Bella check hasn't been hired North Carolina still doesn't have a head coach But we'll give you that update at the top of the hour Also army is beating Tulane right now seven to nothing.

We have 14 minutes to go here in the first half Here's another update totally unrelated. I think yeah, I just sent this to you So my brother is a high school Basketball coach a girls high school basketball coach and he just sent me the score shoutouts to Big Mike in New York City Hickey Do you see you tell the people what the score is? 40 to 1 Am I allowed to laugh when I say a 40 to 1 You know, I'm actually surprised it wasn't worse Like if you're playing a team that scored one point and I'm assuming on the free-throw line the entire game You would think they can't defend either. It'd be like 60 to 180 to 100 to 1 I Said did y'all play 5-1-3?

He said no, and I said is it when you're in high school ball? Is there no mercy rule like can you run up a score like 40 to 1? I Gotta see that box score. How many shots did I mean they played 25 from the field?

It says it on the board. They played all four periods man. That's crazy 40 to 1 Hickey if I was on that team I'd walk out Like I'm not doing this for the in basketball season just started in high school Like I'm supposed to do this.

What is it? And like, I don't know February. I think March hell no Not doing this crap You know what credit to the team that won two by the way Because I'm sure like when it's like 30 to 1 with like five minutes to go You're like, okay this game's over like we got it and you can take the foot off the gas Maybe let him score a basket or two They kept guarding till the whistle was blown in the final horn sound and they didn't get many gimmes I respect that. I wonder how many shots they blocked. I'm sure that was embarrassing Just just he probably shot blocks Yeah Just just smacking the ball the poor other young ladies probably can't dribble a terrible a shout outs to a big Mike in New York City 40 until one what a What a score that is.

Is that what Bella Bella check goes to college? Is that what he's gonna do? No, right a 40 to 3 not happening.

Uh, yeah, I don't think so. He wish it he wish it would 8 5 5 2 1 2 42 27. Hey Mike is here from Tennessee. You're on the JR sport reshow. What's up, Mike? Hey guys, how you doing? Excellent. How are you? Good. Yeah doing good.

Thank you very much. Good. Good I got a joke for you and three quick things go go Lions go Wolverines and hope the Buckeyes never fire Ryan day We like him exactly where he is. He make I get it. Is that the joke? No, no, the joke is this yeah, what is the difference between roast chicken and pea soup? What is the difference between?

Roast chicken and pea soup the last guy who said something about peas. It was a dirty joke. Is this a dirty joke better? This is not dirty.

It's clean. What's the difference between? Roast beef you said Oh roast beef roast chicken either one works Oh, let's stick to chicken because roast beef has a never mind. Go ahead.

Tell your joke one more time. Go ahead Hey, but what's the difference between roast chicken and pea soup? Hey, yeah, anybody can roast chicken Anybody I don't get I'm stupid Hickey. Do you get it? Nobody can nobody can pea soup Hickey help me out here You don't get it like no one can like literally pee out soup, but anyone can roast the chicken. I Don't I still don't get it. Well Hickey got it.

So that's cool. I got no no, no, we got it I got to think of Mike. Thank you for calling from Tennessee.

I'm an idiot Don't want me and you guys have a great night you as well Mike is such a pleasant fellow Hickey helped me out I'm dumb. I feel like it's literal. He's literally saying nobody can pee like, you know, urinate urinate soup Okay, but anybody bro can roast a chicken.

I I don't get it. Anyone can roast a chicken like anyone can just get a chicken put in the roaster What I like like fit like no way you can if you wanted to roast the chicken right now leave the show and roast the Chicken you can do it. All right, but if somebody said hey urinate soup You can't do it. You literally can't you can't do again, but I eat it. I don't want to pee it I know it's not it's not the real piece to be saying pee like as in piss as in like number one No One's going number one and coming out. Oh, yeah, if you ate soup you pee out God, you never had chicken noodle soup in the broth you pee out the broth.

Yes. Oh, I mean not That was a terrible joke. That's why I didn't get it. I you know, I laughed I think it was pretty good I think just bad audience good joke bad audience me Let's ask this guy hey Greg is here from South Carolina Greg.

Did you like that joke? Not exactly, you know, I didn't okay Okay, what else you got Okay, all this talk about Carolina not making the the playoffs, you know if they take care of their own business if The rest call that roughing the quarterback the right way. The quarterback actually was a defensive player at that time.

Um, And if they make the field goal, yes, Alabama and are prepared to play Ole Miss they may lose Ole Miss, but they weren't even prepared We will be talked we're having this discussion. You have to take care of your old work, you know Yeah, I hear you sick all and complaining about the Gamecocks, huh? Well, they are the sour grapes The People say blew it with four or five games this year. They were nine games. I think they had an outstanding year recruiting went well He's still recruiting same beavers on a magnificent job He's actually won more games in four years as Steve Spurrier did his first four years. Oh, we know that that quick quick Quick belly aching.

I look for the future look for a better time and Game cops gonna be just fine. We're playing a tough league and it's hard to go undefeated in the southeastern conference Yeah, we yeah, we know that Alabama Well, not as much on the Georgia. Yeah Ole Miss even though they beat everybody except for George Even though they did it this year. You're right Greg. Thank you, man Yeah, hey, I got I got a joke for you. You got a joke.

Go ahead. You got a joke. It's not dirty good There's an old Indian feather not thought standing on the corner Good looking girl walks by he goes hmm chance and girl looks at and keeps walking Another pretty girl goes back, you know, it is this room chance Kind of scratch your head won't know real good-looking girl comes by he says mmm chance and she stops and turn she said aren't your Indian decent?

Yes, she said I thought it just said how he said me know how they won't chance. Oh my good. Hey, okay I like that one. Okay. Thank you Greg. All right.

Thank you, Greg. Yeah, that was picky. That was clean, right? I Know how I sort of missed that one. I feel like you know at the whole pea soup joke I that one kind of went over my head. Oh It well, it wasn't necessarily the the most politically correct jokes Yeah, that's not that you know native american fellow stands on the corner He just he's knows a few words.

I guess he's that Native Americans speak English, by the way Then they know more words than they said how and chance, okay Yeah, oh my all my Native American brothers and sisters if you got it, you know what? He let's not do that. Okay, cuz I think if they call up, I think I know exactly what type of jokes They're gonna have I think there'll be jokes in reverse. So hey, and we're still gonna do this I think we're gonna do this segment every Friday. I do like I think it brings a nice little close to the workweek Yeah, and surprisingly so far would have had like five or six jokes. I'm surprised.

No one is Gotten us fired. Yeah, that's it. Yeah. How about that is Thank You people I appreciate that and you didn't even need to pay for a two drink minimum. Y'all are great. Y'all are terrific I'll give you an update on Bill Belichick on the other side of the break Is he going to college football and we'll give you an update on these championship games this Friday. You're locked in It's the JR sport reshow coast-to-coast the infinity sports network don't move