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Sean Patrick McHugh, he's 24, he's a Port Orange. He was arrested on multiple charges in the early morning hours. He pled not guilty just recently. He was arrested on New Year's Day, but his court, this is how long it takes for stuff to go through the system.
Only now, it's just going, only now. So he was accused of endangering. He was intoxicated. They said he endangered the safety of another person's property caused a public disturbance. They only just now released the arrest report.
And so that's why all this stuff along with the court action is now why it's making headlines. But he was, Disney Security noticed he was trying to relieve himself into the bushes on the walkway between Epcop and Hollywood Studios. And then he stripped down to his britches and broke the $1,000 sales kiosk. And then he was told to leave and not come back and he refused. So it was third degree felony mischief, two misdemeanors for drunken, drunken disorderly and then trespass. So yeah, apparently that's not the first time. There were two people, two remember just like months prior, New Jersey sisters who were fighting and then ended up tearing each other's clothes. It was ridiculous.
This is also silly. A man accused of a DUI falls asleep in a Taco Bell drive through before he woke up and then hit a parked car. Yeah. Brooksville, Florida, Hernando County. A man was arrested. Deputies say that they believe he was under the influence of a controlled substance when he fell asleep in the drive through of a Taco Bell, crashed into a parked car when he woke up. Someone, a concerned citizen called 911.
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I was a regular fill-in for about eight years. I now do a show out of the high mountains of free America because, you know, I got exiled from Seattle. Ecclesiastes. There's nothing new under the sun, and God uses imperfect people all the time. And I'm just seeing these similarities in how he's using President Trump and how he's used other actual king in this country.
We have a king in the form of the deep state. Check out The Todd Herman Show every day on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts. Just save 10 percent. Can I share with you a really stupid story from California? San Francisco Chronicle.
You're gonna like this. California is about to spend, you know, California has a major multi-billion dollar deficit right now. They are about to spend 239 million dollars to turn San Quentin into a Scandinavian style rehab center. They are planning for sweeping changes, says The Chronicle, for San Quentin State Prison.
They're remaking it, Kane. It's going to be a Scandinavian style heaven, complete with a rehabilitation center and a farmer's market, a podcast production studio, and a self-service grocery store. It sounds like a bougie apartment in D.C. Are you telling me this is a prison?
Uh-huh. Yeah, it's a prison. 239 million dollars.
239 million. Destruction was on track to finish in January 26. It's in California, really. You think that's going to actually happen? They've been plotting the same track of train for 10 years. The first, now this is, I love how they say this. You could just say prisoners, but they say incarcerated people. Like they're people who just accidentally got incarcerated.
How can we get like, excarcerated? It was on track to finish in January 26. And now they said that they've begun using the revamped facility within months of completion early next year. So it is a little behind. And that's not surprising considering, I mean, it's California. It wasn't even a mile, right? That track that they built for the train that was supposed to connect Los Angeles to San Francisco, they didn't even finish that.
Yeah, so I mean, they say in 26, but we all know it's not true. But I'm trying to understand what is this going to do? Newsom called it California's most notorious prison. And that he had declared a moratorium on executions. He began dismantling death row, per the San Francisco Chronicle. He ordered state officials to start the process of transferring the prisoners to other state facilities, and he announced plans to turn the whole prison into this Nordic style center, so they can reenter life outside prison.
He's hired Keynes, a Danish architecture firm Schmidt Hama Lawson, to help reimagine the maximum security prison. I'm not joking. That's actually in the piece.
I'm reading from it directly. But the point of prison was, you know, you don't get to do stuff that you do when you're not in prison. Fight your hate to prisoners, Kate. But podcast studio?
It was a self-service grocery store. What? The influences they're taking from the Scandinavian incarceration system, where prisoners live in detention centers designed to approximate life outside of prison. Yes, because that's the problem. Sure.
Good grief. So they, they say that they've successfully reduced prison populations and recidivism by focusing jail time on preparing people for their release back in society. Let's look at some other jobs you can do besides killing people and selling them drugs.
Let's just. So they said they want the prisoners to have access to so-called normalizing spaces like the self- service grocery store, a cafe food truck staffed by other incarcerated people. I don't know about this. They're spending $239 million on it. Is it all going to be like IKEA? Now what Juan is showing you is like a mock-up. Look at the family.
Is that the family all visiting incarcerated dad? And that looks like corrugated metal on the side of the buildings. I'm sorry. That just looks so trashy.
Assisted living facility. It looks, why does it look so junky? Why is it? That's like weedy and overgrown and it's like, why is it? It looks. It's nature. No, it looks trashy. Who decided to do it? Look at those stupid squaddly little trees over there.
They don't even look healthy and properly trimmed. I mean, you just think, you know, if you're doing a mock-up, you know, maybe sell it. It's $239 million. Sorry.
We spent all our millions. We couldn't better. We couldn't render any better trees than us.
Sorry. Vegetation's in prison too. I'm amazed at this. So they've got this very expensive Danish architecture. They're going to solve all the problems with the jails cane.
$239 million. It's going to have an IKEA inside. They're going to have people committing crimes so they can have this life.
That's what's going to happen. Can I just say, I hate the, and I don't say this as an insult. It's just not my style. I loathe the Scandinavian modern stuff. I can't stand it.
I cannot stand it. My version of hell is literally what this is describing. You don't have to threaten me with prison. Just threaten to send me to IKEA.
Right? Just let me go there. And I'm scared straight, taking her to IKEA.
Scared straight, taking her to IKEA. The holistic initiative leverages the best practices to improve the well-being of those who work and live as a prison's cane. They said that they wanted to make, in California, now here's the kicker as we wrap this. They want to make prison life less punitive. I am not making it up. That's literally a quote. It is literally a quote. This is literally a quote.
It's San Francisco Chronicle. They've dubbed the effort the California model with the aim of making prison life less punitive. The point of prison is to be punitive. So mean, Cain.
Why don't you like our Nordic jails? This is Hans. He's gonna get you checked in. Bend over. I can't.
Where's the nearest bottle of scotch? So let's see it. So basically, you had some California moron go up and convince Newsome, like jail, but like less jailier. So we're gonna put the prisoners in jail, but it's gonna be like way less jailier. Like hear me out, right?
I'm gonna have landscaping and a podcast station, because they can do podcasts, self-service grocery store. This is so dumb. This is California.
What California? I know. Now, I will say you could because IKEA is like a big thing here.
It's a very big, I know a lot of people have IKEA furniture. I don't like to put things together because I like to disregard tools. I look at the instructions, they see them and I'm like, nope. And I try to do it. My husband says, it's like, I'm doing women's math. And it is true. Do you know that women can measure the size of something with their hands on either side of something and then they can keep their arms totally still like a robot and then go to a different part of the room and put their hands down. And that's perfect measurements. It's amazing.
Yeah, it's truly amazing. Or when a woman says, I can eyeball it. Just totally believe.
Just totally believe her. My favorite thing to do when I want something done in the house is to ask my husband. I'm like, where's the hammer? I'm not even allowed to have that.
Evil reverse psychology that you do. And I want to go hang something. And I'm just like, use a Hercules hook for everything. Sorry, Hercules.
The Ozarks coming out. Hercules. I'm like, just Hercules it.
Get a Hercules. My younger son's like, there's a you in there. You know that.
And you just put it in there. And my husband's appalled. He's like that. He says it's trash. And that I'm doing it.
I'm being trashy by doing that. And he's like, no, you got it. And then he gives me a thing where it's a nail and then the thing like all these things for the nail. And you got just what? Use a hook.
What's so wrong? And it just kills his soul. Kills his soul.
I don't even know where the tools are. If I have to hammer something, I got to get a flashlight and beat the thing with it because I'm not allowed to have the hammer. That's the deterrent that you offer your husband. And that's what prison should be. It should be a deterrent.
But it's not a deterrent. If you're podcasting from- Hugh Creed's my own prison. Podcasting from prison.
Yeah. Welcome to the prison podcast. Today we're talking about- Oh, man.
But you know what? I would listen to a prison podcast if it was the prisoners talking smack about, you know, each gang has a prison podcast, right? In today's prison podcast files, and it's like all the dirt on this prisoner. I would totally listen to that. You get some good like move over Real Housewives, which I totally don't watch anyway.
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This is according to Financial Times. By the way, I love shoulder pads. I should have come up into the age in the 80s. I should have come to age in the 80s, not the 90s. That's my decade.
Should have been my decade because that's when the fashion, everything was crazy and it was awesome. I am so happy with structured silhouettes. So I guess you're not a fan of the shoulder pad came. Well, I think they're amazing.
And I'm false things on women. I like it. It makes a nice defined shoulder. I like it. Not on men though. I think if it's on men, it's weird. You guys don't need a couple years of football. That's how I think shoulder pads.
Okay. Well, I mean, in jackets and stuff. I mean, there's not everything, but it looks good in a lot of stuff.
Apparently it's back. I think a lot of the 80s stuff, if we go through a period of economic prosperity, the fashion will reflect it. And I swear we're going to go into another 80s.
I think we will. That's actually very encouraging. Let's see there.
Oh my gosh. 17 shoplifters arrested all in one day at the same store. Linwood police in Washington, they arrested 17 shoplifters all in one day.
They said that there were people confidently shopping, loading up their carts and walking right out the door. And they arrested them. They said, please do not come here and steal from our community.
Now in February at that exact same store, what is happening? They arrested 14 people in a six hour period. That's I've never heard anything like that.
That's wild. Uh, there was, there was a man arrested in Provo after he entered a restaurant, just naked as the day he was born and quote, flexed his muscles aggressively. Oh, and he had a gun. I feel like that should be in the headline too. That wasn't in the headline, but it should be. Uh, it does at least come up in the lead.
A man's facing charges after he allegedly walked into a restaurant naked and armed with a gun. And Ralph, his name is Ralph Laurent. I am not kidding you. Ralph Laurent is his name. 24 years old. I mean, it's literally Ralph Lauren, but with a T a T is doing some heavy lifting in the story. The man told police that he was flexing his muscles aggressive, or one person told police the man was flexing his muscles aggressively and following people. Another person said he had a gun. Now. I don't know why all of them are not saying that he had a gun being that he was naked. I have no idea where you're going to put it.
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And like the house and electricity. Why are we doing this stuff? We got a lot more to hit as we move. Uh, just, uh, back in just a few stick with us. I have an update about a story that we had yesterday that has to do with the, uh, guys remember the dad who left his kids in McDonald's and he went the way that everybody said it. He went for a job interview. Guys remember he went for a job interview. Well, there's more.
So let me lay it out. The, uh, police say the guy lied about being at a job interview next door. The New York Post covered the story and they had a follow up on this along with not the B. Georgia police find inconsistencies in job seeking dad's whereabouts. Remember he left the kids in McDonald's and then a 10 year old, uh, the youngest was one.
There were three kids, 10, 10, six and one. He left them alone at the restaurant and told police that he went to a job interview, right? And he was looking for work at the time.
That's what happened. The mom showed up and a concerned customer saw what happened and called police and he said that he had filled out an application at the West Bank Inn next door and he was just waiting for a callback and he was, you know, doing that. They noticed as they were questioning the dad that there were holes in his alibi. So they went to the Inn where they spoke with an employee and they confirmed that he had filled out a job application about 1 30 but he was not expecting a return call for an interview or they weren't.
But that apparently that's, you know, they, they weren't gonna call him. And then there were, there was security footage showing him walking around the hotel at 1 30 PM but not 4 30 PM. That's when he allegedly left his kids at McDonald's. Customers saw the three kids inside the restaurant at 4 30 as he was talking to someone on the phone. They heard him say that he needed to drop something off. He left the store. The kids were there by themselves for about 90 minutes and that's apparently when they called police. Now the daughter, who's 10, said she and her family had walked to McDonald's from the apartment complex that they live in less than a mile down the road. And apparently the girl said that, yeah, dad leaves us alone frequently when he's watching us.
Like they, he leaves them alone. That's according to the kids. The kids told police that he leaves them alone all the time. The 10 year old girl said, told police that our dad had a backpack, was supposed to give it to their mom. They contacted the mom or the daughter contacted the mom, told her to go to McDonald's. Police were here, come meet us. And apparently the dad said that he was at the apartments looking for the mom, but apparently, but he couldn't deliver this bag that he was supposed to deliver to her. And then while he was there, he just happened to lose his ID and all this stuff came. So the sheriff's office is standing by the arrest. They're like, he was not at a job interview when this happened. And they said, there's tons of camera footage, witness statements.
And they said, you know, they determined it was a misdemeanor charge of deprivation of a minor and that the intervention was appropriate to ensure welfare, right? Okay. And you got former NFL player Antonio Brown, you set up a GoFundMe for him, all this stuff. Oh, wait, there's more though. There's a lot more. Oh, I know because now we've got the Augusta Press that came out and said, oh, there's, there's even more details now about this.
It just gets more because people were defending them. And I'm, you know, and I, and we talked about him on the show, if he's going to a job interview, he left his kids at McDonald's so he could go to a job interview. And someone called the police. That's really, that's, that's really crummy, right?
You know, maybe help somebody out. That's the position that we all had. But it sounds like, first off, the timelines is different. Every article I read, the timeline is different. The amount of time that he left the kids there changes every single time they talk to him. Whether or not he was hunting for a job or dropping something off, that also changes. I just think that if you're just doing one thing, why is your story changing? If you went to go fill out a job application and you left and you were doing an interview and you left your kids at Play Place at McDonald's, then why is your story changing and the time changing dramatically as you're telling the story? That doesn't make sense. And they're, they're saying that there's a lot of inconsistencies about his whereabouts. And they can't even place his whereabouts in a couple, during certain times.
So what does it sound like to you? It sounds to me like he was doing more than a job interview at this point. I mean, they did admit that he went next door and filled out. But if you're just going next door to fill out an application, how long does that take? I mean, it doesn't take 90 minutes.
You can actually grab it and take it back to the McDonald's and fill it out there. Yeah, I mean, he didn't sit down for an interview there. And he wasn't going to get a call back. So how long does that take you?
If you're just, you know, getting an application, it doesn't take 90 minutes. And then that was just at one point when he left him, he left him again. So apparently, he came back and left and came back and left.
So that's changed from what was initially being reported. You know, when cops get a call about unattended kids, they have to follow up. And you can't, I don't, I'm not angry at the police. My initial question yesterday was, who calls the police if you see a dad that needs help? And he's just going, you know, that was my whole thinking. But if he's there, and one of the witnesses says that he, like, went and came back like two different times. Okay, then there's something else that's happening here. What is happening here?
And I don't like it when good people who need help don't get it because it's overshadowed by bad people who do stuff or who, maybe people who do bad things, or who are doing questionable things that call into question everybody. That's not fair. So what's the truth of it? What do you think he was doing? Was he doing drugs? Was he selling drugs? I don't know. What was it?
They don't actually tell you what was, what's the backpack? I saw some other witness testimony talk about how this wasn't the first time that he's actually done this at that McDonald's. So when he gets visitation, he drops his kids off at PlayPlace. Yeah. And they just think, and the dad thinks that well with the chaos of PlayPlace, nobody's going to know that these kids are unattended. Well, there are some customers who did. So this is good because the left has been trying to turn this into a class warfare thing.
But I don't really think it's a class warfare thing. This doesn't sound like a plugged in dad. Right. And also be careful about jumping on GoFundMes like that.
You never know. So we need, we need, I still have questions. Thanks for tuning in to today's edition of Dana Lash's Absurd Truth Podcast.
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