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But yet people are still doing it. I have to share this story. So this is a Florida man who ate feral pig meat and then contracted a rare bio-threat like bacteria. Oh, what?

What? Actually, I'm fine with eating wild meat. I mean, I have family that would eat it off the side of the road.

I'm not kidding. I've had wild hog before. But yeah, but I'm like, I think that you need to also, as part of you gathering food, you need to be aware of the health of your food before you harvest it. So this actually, like this plague, this guy for a long time, it was at a Gainesville Hospital, he had chest pain, and he lived on a rural farm and he had been in and out of the hospital and it was like a bacteria that was getting into his heart. And they thought he had a, maybe it was a heart implant, you know, maybe a germs behind it. Well, they found out it was a wild hog infection. He had a bacteria.

And apparently, it's something I can't even, I can't even, brucella something. But apparently, it's something that is in like prevalent and wild hogs found in pigs. And it's very damaging to hogs. And it's really not something like brain infections, things like you just gotta be very, you got to be smart when you're harvesting out of nature, right? But man, can you imagine being sick for like years, this guy going through this hospital, being sick for years. Oh, it's because of the wild hog meat you ate two years ago.

That's crazy. Am I gonna have time to get one more in? We're like short on time every segment today. I apologize. I won't shut up.

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21 plus terms and conditions apply. It's just also cringe. Not as cringe as Alec Baldwin getting told off by his wife though. Golly. We need some time on this one.

Alright, so first off, this is, it's audio summary 23. This was at, they have a reality show. The Baldwins have a reality show that they're doing. And Alec Baldwin, as you know, everybody knows what happened with Rust.

I just think it's in such bad taste for them to be doing this right now, but whatever. So his wife Hillary, but she doesn't call herself Hillary anymore. How does he say her name? Hilaria. That's not even her name. She's a white girl from Boston.

Hilaria. Yeah, she's, her name is Hillary and she just decided, I guess, to change her name. But she was born and raised in Boston and they were at the red carpet event for their reality show. I don't even know what it's called and I don't care. So they were at this red carpet, like a premiere event. And they were both being interviewed by a reporter because it's a reality show about them and their family. He really deserves her.

Really does. Watch this. We want more of this. Season two? Do we know anything?

The Hilaria show. No, no. I think we're going to see, you know, it's, we're going to see how it feels to have it be out there. It's going to be great. You're a winner.

Oh my God. When I'm talking, you're not talking. No, when I'm talking, you're not talking. This is why, yes, we'll have to like just cut him out of the show.

No, I mean, I think this is a really raw show and it's very real and we took a lot of chances. Oh, Kane. Yes, ma'am. First off, she can speak English now. She's great at it. She's so fluent. She is. She's really fluent with her English. Move over Melania Trump. This Spanish girl is great at being American.

Jiminy Christmas. Remember the show when she, if we can find, well, we probably can't because it's today's show and NBC will probably give us a copyright violation. She's on the NBC show, some like today's show and she was doing a cooking thing and she was, had a thick Spanish accent and she's like, how do you say cucumber? She's like trying to, you just said it, you dumb B. You just said cucumber.

How do you say cucumber? It was so ridiculous. So that's exactly what she did. And we're like, you were born in Boston. Like you grew up in America. So you're, look, her parents vacationed in Spain a lot.

And I guess she loved the Spanish culture so much she lied about being Spanish. I can't, man. I can't. That's like when you go to the Caribbean and you get your hair braided, like you see little girls get their hair braided or whatever. It's like you just don't, you know, you don't become a black Caribbean Islander. You know, you just don't go, you know what I'm saying? Like you don't go, I'm not going to go to Mexico and be like, I'm Mexican now. I get it.

It's not how that works, right? Oh my gosh, you have it. I think Juan found that cucumber audio.

Juan comes in clutch. Very few ingredients. We have tomatoes. We have, how do you say, cucumber?

Cucumbers. Oh my gosh. What in the world? Oh, I am so dead. Oh my gosh.

I'm cringing to death. How you say cucumber? What do you, what's the English for? What? It was Spanish. It's just a pre-pickle. Oh, so anyway, they had this, they're having their, their red carpet event and she just turns around and bites his stomach.

Can I play, can we play this one more time? Cause he just like, I feel, was he trolling her in the beginning? It's the Hilaria show. Like it's just all about her.

That's how I interpreted that. The Hilaria show. No, no. I think we're going to see, you know, it's, we're going to see how it feels to have it be out there. It's going to be great. You're a winner.

Oh my God. When I'm talking, you're not talking. No, when I'm talking, you're not talking. This is why, yes, we'll have to like just cut him out of the show.

No, I mean, I think this is a really raw show and it's very real and we took a lot of chances. I want to slap her. That's so mean. He's like pumping you up and she's like, when I'm talking, you're not talking. When I'm talking, you're not talking. Oh my gosh, you wouldn't even be here if I wasn't talking. Girl, shut up. Oh my gosh. He deserves her. I think he met his match.

He just found the female version of himself. Okay, so I was at an event in New York City. It's the only event of its kind that I went to. I get really awkward. So, you know, obviously I sit behind the mic and I talk to you guys every day and Kane can attest to this.

It's like a different beast when you're out in meat space, right? And I do not do well at these like cocktail events, so I don't go to them. I don't do well because I just say whatever comes into my head and it's so awkward for everybody. And I don't know, I hate small talk.

I don't know how to do small talk. And so we were at this event in New York and I saw them and I was standing with, now don't get weird about it, I was standing with Mark Thiessen and Don Lemon's boyfriend. Yeah, it's a weird thing. And I dared them. I was like, do you guys double dog dare me to go up to Alec Baldwin? Like we were school kids. I do double dog dare me to go to Alec Baldwin. And in fact, I think it was for our friend Megan Kelly, her book launch. And they're like, oh my gosh, yes, do it, yes, do it. Like Don Lemon wouldn't even go up and talk to him. So I went up and I introduced myself and I told him I liked his body of work, particularly Royal Tenenbaums.

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Or it makes a good point that he has to have a woman, though, long term, that can put him in this place. She is just un-suffrably annoying. Insufferable. I can't even imagine. Because my husband says a lot of nice things about me. I can't imagine being on a red carpet and turning to him.

And I'm actually not talking when I met him. This other part of me would literally probably like apparate outside of my body and slap myself. That's just so... It wasn't funny. And did you see the little awkward moment at the end when she's bringing her hands in? Like, she knew it looked bad. And she's just trying to find some equilibrium.

She knew that it looked bad. Also, why are you dressed like a green screen? You know, four foot three dressed like a green screen.

Four foot three dressed like a green screen. Isn't that the millennial thing to do? Anyway, I don't get it. And he just walks away. He just walks away after it.

Walks away after it. I think he deserves her. He deserves her. Right?

You can see on his face, I deserve this. Does she know... My husband made this point. Does she know that he shoots women?

Right. Someone better tell her. I know.

Better tell a girl. Good night. I mean... I do wish them a lot of years of togetherness. You're so nice. Look how nice you are.

I'm not saying anything about that. You're so nice. I feel good about it. Look at you. Are you going to go home and lay your head on your nice, soft pillow and go to sleep knowing that you're such a good person? Yeah. That my thoughts of their togetherness... You're so full of it. Well, I'm not. And I think it's hysterical.

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First up we've got, I won't, I wish it was all aliens. I wish it was all like amazing stuff from the JFK files, but it's not. We do have a New Jersey mayor who got arrested for being drunk as a skunk on St. Patty's day with her toddler in a car. We do got that they, uh, was accused of driving drunk with her toddler in the car on St. Patrick's day. The Lumberton mayor Gina LaBlanca admitted to drinking before she got behind the wheel to pick up her two year old son at daycare on Monday and then a bystander took video. She's a 45 year old Democrat girl was swerving all over the road. She almost hit a utility pole and they shared it with police. Then they located the vehicle in question at her house and they found an open container of alcohol, a toddler strapped in the rear passenger seat and uh, she said she's going to seek treatment for addition and get help.

Is it addiction or is it just like you're making bad choices and you want to say it's addiction so you don't have to actually take responsibility for it? I don't know. Gold sets another. Get your gold. Gold sets another record as a safe choice. Dana likes gold.com.

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They make the decision today. Okay. That's right. I thought. Okay.

I was like, I thought that was wrong. Uh, but they said that it's up now for six consecutive seasons. We're going to find out some big news this week. I know.

Are they, I mean, we, they told us that inflation was imaginary, so why are they having to do all this stuff? I don't know. Uh, what's up? Denny's favorite fan restaurant closes after 26 years is the chain co what Denny's is closing everything. No, this was the restaurant of my youth.

No, I would go. What? These in New York are being closed at least. Oh, well, yeah.

Cause I mean, who doesn't all have a good moons over Miami, right? Uh, the industry is buckling under the weight of economic pressure and obviously consumers are like, we're going to, we're broke, we're nervous. We don't want to spend anymore. Uh, but they said that, uh, Syracuse, it's closed. A bunch of New York locations are closing. I feel like they're winding down everything personally. I feel like it's not, it's just not going to start here. I think it's going to be everywhere, but, uh, Denny's Denny's and waffle house or where it's at really more emo rock shows.

What was that? They need to do more emo rock. Oh yeah. They need a more mosh pits at Denny's chips and cookies are getting too expensive shoppers are buying less. There's a great health plan from, uh, that was Biden's maha. Biden just thought that they could make everything super unaffordable for you and then you would lose weight because you can't afford to eat. That was how they were approaching it.

So it's the poor diet, right? I'm sure, especially if you're a subscriber, you saw the story that I had yesterday evening, a website that features an interactive map that lists all of the names and the addresses and the phone numbers and the social media details of every Tesla owner in America. And they're demanding that if people want their information removed, that they prove to the people doing this website that they sold their Teslas before the people running this website take the Tesla owners sensitive information from said site.

I didn't link the site. Now the cursor is a Molotov cocktail. What does that tell you, Cain?

Birthday boy? Uh, that the, um, I guess the people that hated January six, they're all about destruction of property for some reason. No, no. Remember they, these people, the, uh, the Tesla folk, the people who were very upset over big balls up a doge, those people, they were, they told us they were very upset about potentially our private information being used. They were, remember they were very upset about this. They said that big balls was going to get our social security number and just, you know, throw it all over the internet like cash money at a strip club.

I don't know. That's what they were. That's what they were insinuating. So weird. They were so concerned about our social security numbers, the left cane. So concerned. So I haven't seen them talk about this.

I would imagine cane. They're super upset about this. I mean, that would make sense, but they don't make sense. They list on their website and it was called doge quest so stupid. If you're on the hunt for a test, a Tesla, this is from their site quote, if you're on the hunt for a Tesla to unleash your artistic flare with a spray can, just step outside.

No map needed at doge quest. We believe in empowering creative expressions of protest that you can execute from the comfort of your own own home. I love executing protests, don't you? I mean, like the act of it, right? They said doge quest, neither. You know what?

I think they think that they're being super cute with their language, but they're not. I mean, it's dude, you're still actionable. I mean, come on. But yeah, artistic flare that you're talking about vandalism. You're talking about destruction of private property.

I know that the left is, has like a very like freaky OnlyFans type fetish with destruction of speech, but it's not. And then they list on here. I want my information removed.

Absolutely. I hope that someone signed this email address up for everything. In fact, I'm shocked that I have not done it yet. Sidebar, when I get emails that I don't want, I will, I sign those people up for everything and you literally will have to close your email account in order. You will not be able to use it. I will ruin your email account. I will sign you up for every God heaven thing on earth.

It's not even not even not even a joke. I swear to you, I do this. I am that petty. So they have their email up here. So they said, yeah, just provide us with proof that you've sold your Tesla.

I'm not saying to do any of this, but it'd be super funny because nobody's nobody's anonymous on the Internet and it'd be just super funny. Yeah. Here's a picture of my Tesla in your driveway as I come knock on your door. I'm kidding. I wouldn't. Or would I? No. They said that, yeah, we only accept scanned documents in JPEG and PNG formats. And that's, I mean, that's, that's, that's extortion.

This is extortion. And this follows a string of now pretty frequently occurring incidents where leftists have key Tesla's in parking lots, they shot up a dealership. They've set fire to dealerships and the left, like I said, they really, really, really opposed Musk and the spending cuts that doge had recommended. They were saying, again, big balls is going to go out there, get our social security numbers, sign us up for publisher's clearinghouse. I don't know what they thought was going to happen.

I mean, these nerds only had, and there was only like a handful of them. They had read only access under NDA of very specific things. But the left is hysterical. Heaven forbid you cut our spigots that go and fund act blue.

Heaven forbid. So they falsely accusing Dodge of having all this access when they didn't. But this was all theater. They didn't really have any actual legitimate concern for people's private information. I mean, if they're willing to use violence and extortion to as retribution for the type of car someone chooses to buy. I mean, that's, that was all fake. They never cared about, they sure as hell didn't care about your private information when it was being leaked out by the IRS. I mean, they sure as hell didn't care about your information, then it sure as hell didn't care about your information when they were going after parents who were speaking up at school board meetings and following them and breaking, I don't know how many laws to classify them as domestic terrorists, you know, surreptitiously under the Patriot Act.

So the left has been professionally agitating since, against Musk, since even before the election, since even before the election. Thanks for tuning in to today's edition of Dana Lash's Absurd Truth Podcast. If you haven't already, make sure to hit that subscribe button on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, it's Ryan Seacrest.

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