Absurd Truth: Harry DEI Potter

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Oh my goodness, this is in Florida, WFLA. A Florida woman was accused of attacking a man with a can of Pringles. Orange County Sheriff's Office, they got called to the 7-Eleven for a reported fight. And a man told deputies that Shaniqua Serdahl hit him in the eyes with a Pringles chip can, and then she ran off.

So they said he had a significant cut on his right eyebrow, and he was actually bleeding. They did find her. She did have a Pringles can in her possession, and she was arrested and charged with aggravated battery. So no hitty with Pringles.

Don't do that. She kept the Pringles though? Yeah, I'm sure it was probably confidence. It's probably taken into evidence. I mean, if they do all that, you know, I don't know. A Florida woman murdered her roommate and then poured Mountain Dew all over herself to prevent the police from getting DNA.

It doesn't work that way. They did also find a bloody knife and the cell phones and all this other stuff. So yeah, that Florida woman's probably going to spend decades in prison, and she wasn't able to actually hide any of the evidence either.

Lame. Have you guys heard about this situation? Let me pull this story up while we have it. Have you guys heard about the story regarding the Harry Potter casting? Have you guys heard about all this? So I guess they are redo. I mean, I don't know why they've got to redo this series or do anything like this, but they're shooting this series. This is from Deadline Hollywood, and then they have a thing with Forbes also right up over at Forbes.

And I think you have some of this may have gotten into some of your prep last week. So essentially, so it's an HBO series. It's the HBO's upcoming Harry Potter series, and it features younger versions of, I guess, like Harry Potter's parents and Snape and all of this other stuff, right? And it gets into the background of all of this. There's a lot of discussion as to the casting because they're saying that the casting is basically DEI.

And now one of the headlines, for instance, this is GBN. They said, Harry Potter fans fume at what they're calling blackwashing as HBO's closing in on an actor to play Snape. They're saying it's horrible casting. And this is because I guess John Lithgow is playing Dumbledore, which if that's true, that's a horrific cast. I like, not look, I like him, but not as that character. So apparently, Snape is being played by a black actor. Now, I don't think in any realm where you don't talk about the physical attributes of a character and that doesn't play into the character.

I don't think it's important, but with this, it seems odd to me. The actor, his name is Papa Asadu. He's been cast as sufferers Snape in this series. He was in Gangs of London.

He's been in a couple of things as well. I don't know why that they would change the, I mean, again, it's like casting a blonde haired, blue eyed person as a samurai. You know, it's like, if you're going to, it's like, imagine you do, imagine you do a real life casting of say, Samurai Champloo, and you have like all blonde, blue eyed, white people that you have cast as the characters. It's just weird.

You know what I mean? It's weird. It's like, it's like, I don't understand the purpose of it when you change the character that much. And by the way, the guy that they have that they've cast, he's kind of a cool looking dude. Snape is not a cool looking dude. Snape has been described as a pale, sallow, greasy haired, you know, blonde, black stringy hair, pale eyed, pale, pale, pale, sickly almost.

I mean, he's characterized as a weak goth, for the lack of a better way to put it. And they cast this fit looking black actor as Snape. And I'm sorry, but it's not working. It is not working. Other than the fact that the character is very explicitly described in the series as not black, but the guy doesn't look like a dork.

It's not going to work for me. You know, they said should have played it. And I agree with this casting proposal is Adam Driver. Adam Driver would have been a great Snape. He would have been a really good Snape.

Am I wrong? I mean, can you see this guy? You see this actor. He looks too cool. And he's, again, Snape is a pale, sickly, sallow, blonde or black stringy or blue eyed dude.

Apparently he got better. And he got fit because he's described as none of those things in the book. So I don't, the whole thing is weird. I just don't, I don't, I, the casting is dumb. This is just bad casting. So they said, apparently it's going to get worse because the casting decisions just get, you know, they, so they cast this guy and now everyone's saying the backlash is racist, which I think is lazy.

It's super, super lazy. And I don't know. I, I, I, I don't know.

I don't think that that's going to work. It's like, again, it's like casting, oh, I don't know. Kristin Chenoweth as Mulan. Right? Exactly. It's like, it's like actually casting Kristin Chenoweth as Mulan. It, it makes the same amount of sense.

You know what I mean? It's just dumb. It's like, you know, hiring, I'm trying to think, uh, who's the guy who plays Thor? Chris Hemsworth and having him play Black Panther.

You see what I'm saying? It doesn't make any sense. Would you have Chris Hemsworth as Black Panther leader of Wakanda? Would you?

You know, you wouldn't. So why is this casting choice? Okay. At some point, the character description does matter.

And do you know why it matters with this case? Because the whole death eater lore, uh, is kind of, uh, I mean, it intimates that it's Nazi-esque. I mean, it intimates, they use words like mudbloods and they talk about, it's like very 1930s kind of stuff.

19, very much so. You rob it of that, that, that dark storyline, that fear by ignoring the character's background and physical description. It was for a point. We love gold. Although the URL is Dana likes gold.com. I'm like, like isn't strong enough.

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Listen to Grown Up Stuff on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your favorite podcasts. I'm not kidding. I think it is the worst mistake. And I say this as someone who, who actually leveraged it to have the career that I have now. And I've definitely used it for a lot of good, way more good than bad, some bad, but more good than the bad, very enjoyable bad, but way more good.

Lots of the good. I fully recognize that I would probably not be sitting here behind a mic hanging out with you on a Monday afternoon had I not had the internet. I tried arguing with you about it. You did. And I'm like, no, no, no.

I still, even knowing that, even being fully aware that that's my origin, I still think that it's the greatest mistake that's ever, that human, that humankind's ever perpetuated against itself. And then I said, what would, what would make the internet good for you? And I said, take the people out.

No people. But that is the internet. Yeah. That's it.

So you don't, you know, like internet is bad. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Well, I think you got to look at, what am I thinking of the sum total of it. Okay.

You got to look at the sum total. Think about how they, I really feel like there are more dumber, dumb people now than there were. That I agree with. Or, or, or hear me out. It's just that with the internet, you can see it more. Actually, maybe that's it.

I don't know. I mean, I know that there were dumb people back in the day, whatever the day was. I don't, you and I, and, and I would imagine most of our audience grew up without the internet. We know what life is like without the internet.

And now I got email in high school. Yeah. See, but I used to enter chat rooms playing like Slayer, like coded in there and it, so, it was so stupid.

It's so cringed. I just, we understand that life can go on without the internet, which is why we can recognize the internet for what it is. Right. And I, and it's why it aggravates us. We, my, we were a weird generation because we were like right in the middle of it. We had a childhood free of it.

But then when we got to be teenagers, we had it. What was your first computer when you. I, IBM something.

I don't know. It was secondhand something. And I played a lot of games. I had a friend that had a, like an Apple.

Of course I did homework. Yeah. But we got like a VIC 20. And then with the, I don't even know what mine was. I do remember that.

Had that. Mine was so old and it was like a great value version of whatever you just said. And, and I don't even know what it was.

Don't even know. But it had a dot matrix printer and DOS and everything else. It was wild, wild. The screen was green. But I felt so fancy because it was mine, you know, even though it was like fourth hand, I don't even care.

It was mine. The first computer I used in school was a K pro. And it looked like a suitcase. Like there's like a K-pop band.

The handle was actually the bottom of the keyboard and the keyboard would attach to the face of this like box. Sounds like a kaboodle. And you would take the keyboard off and then there would be a tiny little green screen there with a floppy disks right there.

And I don't know. Gosh, floppy disks. I would have been maybe nine. My kids don't even know what those are.

They're like, what are these weird things? Remember the floppy disk and the sleeves? Gosh, those are the days. And then got into high school and Apple started being everywhere.

And then when I got into college, it was that the big thing in college was the different colors of the Apple computers where you could get like the orange and the blue and the green and that you could. Yeah, that's we had some of those in college and the newspaper staff. But yeah, so anyway, long story short, internet, horrible, great, worst thing ever to happen to humans. Horrible, horrible, so mean to us. And we're mean to ourselves with it. But then I completely understand that there's some great things.

But I think in sum total, I would forego the great to get over the bad. And again, I say this as somebody who knows I am sitting behind the mic because of the internet. You know, I mean, that's how I got I had the internet and we squatted literally in an old abandoned building off of Washington Avenue, downtown St. Louis and did like a web scene. And it was and then got started.

I mean, that's seriously Yeah, so long story short, you know, ignore the squatting part that had nothing to do with the internet. But I just I look at this stuff because I, you know, Hakeem Jeffries puts this out and there are people who are like, well, Hakeem Jeffries. And their reasoning is Hakeem Jeffries is a Democrat, and he's a Democrat with influence in the Democrat Party, and he's elected. So what he says must be true. It's like, believe by association. It's the weirdest thing.

You're confirmed, you're confirming your bias just by association alone. I mean, I don't know I, the whole thing is I still maintain that the internet is making everybody absolutely stupid. Okay, so a few other things. And I think that's also extending to some of the, we're gonna have to do some house cleaning. We gotta do some house cleaning. Thanks for tuning in to today's edition of Dana Lash's Absurd Truth Podcast. If you haven't already, make sure to hit that subscribe button on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, wherever you get your podcasts.