Absurd Truth: Democrats' Wildest Speech Reactions

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Dana Lash with you. Bottom of this first hour. First off, let's full stop. There are difference in claps. Okay?

Right? So you have the, you know, polite little, like, what is it? An opera clap? When they do that, they're like, or a golf clap, whatever. I don't know. There's the little barely clapping because it might be gauche.

Hmm. And then there's the more like, yeah, that's great. Like, I really appreciate what you just did. Then there's the excited, like, valley girl seal clap.

Right? And then you have, like, the clap that affirms. It's more of a, like, the Shia LaBeouf gif where he's, yes, like, I am affirming you. And then you have what she's doing. We call this, kids, the serial killer clap. So there's another movement that goes along with the serial killer clap.

Right? So not only do you have the, I try not to hit the mic. Not only do you have the, but you got to stare like a psycho at the person to whom you are addressing the clap. So in her mind, as she is doing her rage clap, I mean, it's purposeful and she's got, she's so offended. She's so offended.

You can, oh my gosh, it's just almost, the perspiration almost created a cloud of rage over her in the room. I mean, she's rich. She's like, her, her jaws clenched, her lips are pursed together. Her fingers, even though she's clapping, her fingers are pressed together. She's tense. Her thumb is stretched out tense. I mean, her arms are, I mean, it's rigid. She's probably imagining violent acts with every clap. She's rage clapping.

I just wish she would have said FOCA and not POCA. I do not feel bad about this broad. First off, if you are unfamiliar with the stuff that she's claimed in her life, hold up, hold up, wait, full stop right now. Wait.

Am I going to get cited for even like humming it? Gosh dang it. So are you guys, I wrote about her extensively back in the day. Do you guys remember because she said she was in a native American, right?

I don't even remember what all nations she was claiming membership to. Just to remind you how ridiculous this woman is. Guys, she wrote a, she had a book called Pow Wow Chow recipe, Indian recipes, right? Indian recipes because she's an Indian, right? She was telling her, she was literally marketing herself at Harvard as the first woman of color that's on the bar, whatever.

White as can be. And remember, they ran her DNA. It was actually Cherokee genealogists that ran it. And they said that the closest she ever came to Cherokee in terms of genealogy was maybe being near the blood of those her ancestors murdered when they were rounding them up for the trail of genocide.

But I digress. So she said that she was Cherokee. She's Cherokee. You know the famous Cherokee recipe, Kane, of cold omelettes with crab meat. It's a French recipe, but apparently Cherokee were great French food connoisseurs. Did you know this? Oh my gosh, they loved Worcestershire sauce and probably could pronounce it better. They loved all of that. They loved imported mustard. Did you know? Because that's in her recipe.

We're told that the crab dip is a fake. Elizabeth Warren is a famous Cherokee food. And nobody questioned it because she was a Democrat.

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Wasn't it? Like Johnson is the smarmy one. And Vance was the guy who's like, is there a fight? Yeah, it's a fight. Let's yeah, like that guy.

I got that total vibe from them. Welcome back, top of this third hour. That was how Trump started his address last night.

The media's losing their minds. You guys want to, you guys want to hear more? Yeah, you do. So we've got, let's see, where do we start? Do we start with, let's see, Democrats?

Do we start with Booty Juice? Do we start, actually, let's talk with the DNC chair. Audio sent by 28 and all yesterday. They were all apoplectic all day yesterday. The DNC chair does not like Mr. Musk. What would be your message to Elon Musk and his teenage doge dudes who are currently firing career civil servants? Well, go to hell. I mean, in reality is what you're doing is destroying our country. He just told the voters to go to hell. Go to hell.

Career civil servants. That phrase makes me want to vomit. I just react viscerally to hearing that phrase. And look, keep in mind, and I really shouldn't have to say this, I need people to not be sensitive.

I have, I'll get the email from people who are like, well, this, you know, that I worked in a government job or whatever. You know, I agree with you. I follow your show. It's still a little hard to take. I appreciate that.

I get that. I really feel like a lot of the ire isn't aimed at those folks. You know what I mean?

I feel like the people that deserve the ire are the ones who go, well, I don't have to tell you what I do in a week. Well, you're not telling them. You're telling us the taxpayer and by God, I got every mandate. I own you.

As much as I pay in tax, I could buy and sell you. So do not give me that. I will physically come to your house and if I have to force your fingers to type out what you did in a week. Oh my gosh, the one thing that will make me absolutely unhinged is for anybody in any publicly funded position to tell me or you that we don't have the right to know what they do.

By God, I pay mid six figures in taxes. You don't get to tell me that. And if you feel like you do, I'm going to send you an invoice and you can refund me what I am owed since I'm not getting the return on my investment, which is your authority comes from us.

Without us, you ain't got nothing. And I don't feel at all bad about saying it because that's the reality. That's how it should be said. Oh, it's still bad.

Oh, they lost their minds. And then you add, do I want to play Stephen Colbert? I really don't feel like it.

Do I really want to? I mean, he's so insufferable. He's still on air. He's on at night.

What is he on? I don't even know. Isn't that like what 110 year old people watch? They watch Stephen Colbert?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, the people who, what's his face? Willard? Who's the guy who's on the Today Show and he would tell everybody there was Smuckers Jam. It's their birthday and Smuckers. Willard Scott. Yeah, it's the Willard Scott Club. Those are the people that still watch. No offense. They watch the Colbert. They watch him. He was talking about their little, the little paddles, audio somebody 26.

Go ahead. Those little auctioneer auction paddles. That's what they were. I thought it was pickleball.

Can I just tell you real quick? I'm sorry. I have never even seen a pickleball instrument. I don't even know what pickleball looks like. It's probably a ball that looks like a pickle. I don't even know. And I don't know. Is it ping pong?

Whatever. I was trying to ask my husband last night and was like, what are those little, I didn't even, I was like, what are those little skibbity bop rock paddles that they got there? What is that? What are they? The little paddles that they were holding up? I don't know.

Anyway, 26. The man barked out one appalling claim after another, but don't you worry. The Democrats came ready to fight back with their little paddles.

Okay. That is how you save democracy by quietly dissenting or bidding on an antique tea set. It was hard to tell what was going on. I'm just, I'm just kidding. That was very cool, Democrats.

In fact, I made my own sign. I'm not, I still don't think he's funny because he comes off as, I mean that it wasn't that what he was saying wasn't funny. It's just his delivery. He's so full of spite.

And you can tell that whenever he tries to deliver something. I thought the paddles were stupid. By the way, when were they supposed, everybody, like most of, one lady was fanning herself with it. At what point were they supposed, like false said one, Musk lies, but then I saw several, who got what paddle?

Do you get two paddles? Was it bothersome for them that they could only basically have two messages because you only had two sides? You know, I don't know. What was it? Rashida Talib became a meme because she just brought a whiteboard. Why are you that dumb? Why would you do that?

Why, dear heavens, would you just bring a whiteboard and hold up a whiteboard? You're inviting a whole entire Reddit army to meme you. Oh, and they did. They're glorious. They're absolutely glorious.

But they, I really do believe that they just don't know how to react. And I'll play it because every now and then he has to say the obvious thing. See, there it is right there. Golly, with that.

Oh, got her a little picnic blanket. Audio soundbite 24. I do think that there's some truth in this. Listen. It is, I have to say, you can really sense, John King, you can really sense Republicans with a pep in their step and Democrats rather demoralized. I mean, understandably so, given the fact that Republicans control the House, the Senate and the White House, not to mention a conservative lean on the U.S. Supreme Court. But beyond that, even when Republicans are out of power, you sense like an energy quite often when and when when Democrats are controlling things, the Democrats and not to be cliche about it, but they might just say, you do not know how to how to be they don't know how to be an opposition party. I don't feel like hanging on for the 5000 walk in seconds.

Christopher Walken seconds it takes for him to say this. They do not know how to be an opposition party. They do not know how to do. They don't know how to do graceful, smart opposition because they've had a billy club this whole time. They have no idea.

They've got to relearn that. And they just they are a mess. Everyone sitting here talking about the fragility of the coalition on the right, which I acknowledge, and I've been one of the first to talk about it.

I get that. But no one's talking about whatever goopy mess the left is right now. What is happening with these people?

Nobody knows. They're they're a mess. They're not they can't even be on the same page with their little their little paddles. They can't even be on that same page.

Audio sound by 21. This was a hot mic moment. And I thought I was hysterical because Johnson noticed it after he said it. He just kind of moved the mic away. We'll try to be real subtle with it.

Watch this. The hardest thing was doing it during Biden. When the speech was looking at me saw that mic is like, get that down. I didn't think what they said was bad.

It was right. But I like what he said it was when it was Biden. It was a stupid campaign speech. I will say to one of the other things that when Trump walked in last night, so there were a couple of things. The I wrote about this. If you again, if you're at substack, if you get my substack, I wrote about this last night, talking about the lack of decorum from Democrats last night. The there were two instances where I guess they just decided to just say to hell with a norm. The actually it's not what it's it's one thing to heckle.

I don't really even like the heckling. But for you can talk I went to about Marjorie Taylor Greene. They weren't standing. She never stood up and waved a cane and like refused to sit down and was shouting down like entire sentences of the president. You can say what you want, but that she never did that.

I don't care what you think about her. She didn't do it. Al Green did it.

That wasn't even how it started, though. According to CNN and Manu Raju wrote about this and I cited it in the newsletter. Democrats boycotted a long standing tradition. So Democrats in the House and Senate, usually they join what is known as the escort committee to walk with the president into the chamber and through like, you know, statutory into that they escort the president inside. There wasn't a single Democrat that joined the escort committee. You have had Republicans that have previously joined the escort committee for Democrat presidents. Not a single Democrat wanted to do it for Trump last night. And CNN pointed quote new in a sign of protest House and Senate Dem leaders didn't leave to join the escort committee despite being called to do so. And the escort committee typically escorts the president in a spokesperson for Hakeem Jeffries told me, quote, it speaks for itself. So their insolence didn't start during the address.

It started way before when you couldn't see when the cameras weren't rolling. And there were others who were escorted out even after Al Green. That is just shameful. Their respect for the office is predicated upon whether or not they control it.

Just like their their respect for the powers of SCOTUS is dependent upon whether or not they've got one of their people in to be able to make the calls for nominations. But this was such a bad look. I've never seen it. Have you ever seen the speaker have to call for the sergeant arms? No, I haven't seen it. Not like that, especially.

Can I do what do you think? If I was sergeant at arms, I'd be like, I've been waiting for this, you know, because you don't do anything because there's two levels for actually three levels. Technically, number one is like, hey, settle it down. And then hopefully they comply. If they don't, then the speakers like sergeant at arms, let's get them settled down. And then the third level is if they still don't want to settle down, is kicking them out of the chamber. So they actually have many chances leading up to that whole getting kicked out thing. Yep. But it was clear that Al Green wanted to be kicked out. Yep.

Jennifer Hemingway is the current sergeant at arms. And so, yeah, they got to score. You got to score people out. You got to get people out of there if they're not if they're not going to behave themselves.

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Follow the Three Martini Lunch on Apple, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts. And now all of the news you would probably miss. It's time for Dana's Quick Five. So more than half of the adults worldwide will be overweight or obese by 2050 according to a report. And this is from a piece of garbage British publication, but oh, well, it's called The Guardian. More than half of the adults they said in the study, it's published in another journal that I don't really have a lot of faith in, but Lance said, considering everything with Rona virus, but they said more than half of adults and a third of children and young people worldwide will be overweight or obese by 2050. They said it's an unparalleled threat.

So 2.11, you know, well, maybe if, you know, we didn't put so much processed junk in our food for, you know, to, to, to be faster, I don't know what we're faster and unhealthier. The, uh, apparently, I don't know if this is like regular animal behavior. I saw this, I don't know that I would consider this in the headline, but there was apparently a mouse that was videotaped giving CPR to his unconscious mouse friend as evidence of animal first aid. This mouse, this is wild. Are you sure that's what he was doing? See, I feel like this is a Monty Python thing. So, you know, to me, it looks like the mouse is trying to eat his tongue, you know, maybe pick out his teeth, you know, finders keepers, right?

You don't need them right where you're going. So maybe that's what he's doing. And we, as stupid humans are looking at this going, Oh my God, look at the mouth.

That's not what he's doing. He's, you know, cause he's a rodent. Did that thought occur to the people who were studying these mice?

No, they need good results or their studies. Yeah. Oh, by the way, real quick, I don't think I have this on here. I think I forgot to put it on here, but, um, are you guys aware of the woolly mouse? The woolly mouse. Okay. So woolly mammoths are one step closer to de-extinction because ladies and gentlemen of woolly mice.

Yeah. And they're like hairy and stuff or they're like furry. They look like little dust, like little, uh, what are the things I'm thinking of?

The little dusting things, the Swiffers. They look like a little Swiffer with a tail. They said that, uh, a biotech firm called colossal biosciences is behind the effort. Why they want to bring mammoths back? I don't know, but they've been extinct for thousands of years. So they were able to apparently through genetic modification have created an entirely new species called the woolly mouse. It looks like an unkempt rodent. I don't know if this is something that really, I mean, we could be curing all kinds of diseases and now we've got a hairy mice. That's what we got. All right.

Go humans. So, uh, let's see, Texas middle schoolers secretly tattooed each other with a shear needle in the classrooms. Of course they were middle schoolers.

They said that it was temporary ink, but they're very nervous about how did the teachers not notice that they're tattooing each other in the classroom? Stick with us. I think this was a lesson in finding one thing that, that you let yourself feel. And I let myself feel, um, joy about DJ. And I hope he's alive for another, you know, 95 years.

Right. And I hope he lives, um, and the life he wants to live, he wants to be a cop. He knows what he wants to do.

And maybe when you have childhood cancer that crystallizes for you. And I hope he has a long life as, as a law enforcement officer, but I hope he never has to defend the United States Capitol against Donald Trump's support. And if he does, I hope he isn't one of the six who loses his life to suicide. And I hope he isn't one who has to testify against the people who carried out acts of seditious conspiracy and then lived to see Donald Trump.

Pardon those people. I can't believe, I can't imagine anyone that hates Trump so bad that you can't even, you can't even stand up and acknowledge a cancer survivor, a 13 year old cancer survivor, and just be like, that's great that he got that honor. Great that he got that honor.

That's so nice that he got that. No, that was Nicole Wallace over, was that CNN or MSNBC? MSNBC. Uh, and I, so she's saying she hope he doesn't kill himself. What does it matter with you? The kid with terminal cancer, she hopes he won't kill himself. Hey, does, if the media wants to know why no one likes them, I got an example for you. We, yeah, we played Rochelle Maddow.

We played her a little, she did the same thing. That dude is bitter. Uh, why can't you just say that was a nice moment? Why can't you just, see, this is the difference between, I'm going to toot my own horn.

It's the difference between me and the left cane because I can call balls and strikes and I can be like, this is a nice moment. They can't do that. And I don't do it because I'm trying to be nice. I clearly don't care about that. The only thing you ever get wrong is how I feel about old people. Well, it's not my fault that you're, you just, that you hate them.

I can't, and you think that they're all suspicious and potential murderers. It's not my issue. You're going to have to talk with the Lord about that one. You had to bring it up, didn't you?

Had to bring it up just in time. You guys say anything about the 13 year old, the old people? Well, I, but why, why can't they just go, that was a nice moment. They can't even say that. They can't do anything that makes, they don't want to look like they're humanizing Trump.

Even if that means snubbing this 13 year old survivor. This is what I'm talking about. They have no, they refuse to be normal. They think that being normal is like admitting that Trump won. That's the psychology of it. Think about it.

How messed up is that? I can't even acknowledge this 13 year old survivor because it might give any, it might give someone the impression that Trump did something nice. I can't acknowledge that. You clearly have lost when you can't even do that much. And they have lost. All they had left was any dignity that they may have had, which I, after last night, I don't think they do.

I, I don't, I really don't have any words. I, I think that they're going to have to study the mental breakdown of people. You know, what did 2016 do to you? It broke my brain.

That's, they're going to have to, they're going to have to study this. This is wild. Thanks for tuning into today's edition of Dana Lash's Absurd Truth Podcast. If you haven't already, make sure to hit that subscribe button on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts.