Absurd Truth: Whoopi's Naked Protest Idea

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I don't know why you would do anything like that. Let's see this woman. Women are very particular about their cooking. And this Florida woman, I like how it's Coral Springs talk. After allegedly stabbing her boyfriend because he would not eat what she had cooked. Her name is Navita August. And she's 40. She's 43. She's 43. I know this broad is lying about her age straight up.

No, I don't believe you. So she was trying to hide in the bushes of a neighboring building. When the cops showed up, they met with the victim. He said that he was arguing with her his girlfriend, and he did not want to eat her cooking. And she slapped him while he was sitting in the living room. He confronted her about it. And then she grabbed an eight inch kitchen knife off the counter and started slashing at him.

He raised his arms, got a two inch laceration. And then at the moment he was stabbed, a witness called 911. She fled, was found hiding in a bush. They took her into custody without incident.

The other guy had to get stitched up. They took the knife into custody. So she's in Broward County Jail. She isn't bonded out.

But dang, just eat her cooking. You know, I mean, what is it? I just barred Miami attorney gave an Irish pub is his address.

I see old Dublin or Irish pub and kitchen in downtown Miami. It was a it's this has gone on for a year but now he's like apparently going to court. But the his name is no, his Darryl Bobby Fenton. Darryl Bobby. We're going Darryl Bobby. Wait, how is that your name? Because Bobby's a nickname.

You don't get to have two nicknames. That's just up. So anyway, they they were investigating this guy. They visited his bar address, like like literally like what you state with this your the address that you have registered with the state. They didn't find an apartment or home but the they did find the Irish pub. That's what he listed as this his address.

That was kind of entertaining. And let's see this. Oh, a half baked and half exposed pizza customer arrested for exposing himself at Stoner's Pizza in Florida.

He's stoned and exposed himself at Stoner's Pizza. The folks who helped bring you the program. It's our friends at All Family Pharmacy.

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Anybody? I think they should walk out on mass. They should walk out, you know, boys, they're going to be a laugh track, by the way. I think they should walk out. I think that a picture is worth 1000 words. Yeah.

I would pray. Yeah, so I mean, I remember when Democrats said that any kind of outburst or anything to that effect was like, what was it? anti American, some I don't know, whatever the language that they use. Do you remember who was a Joe Wilson who had said that you lie?

Wasn't it him the guy who when Barack Obama was speaking at one of the state of the union, he said, Oh, my gosh, the news about that. Oh, my gosh, they went on and on and on and on, on and on and on. I think it actually looks dumb. You can use tactics like that. But after a while, they lose their luster.

And you can't keep using the same tactics over and over again. Their insistence and I've heard everything from noisemakers to signs to even costumes. I don't even know what that is. I mean, they're treating it like it's Mardi Gras. I don't think that that's going to help Democrats like maybe in the past, it would have been helpful for them. But it hasn't. I don't think it's going to work. It was Joe Wilson who yelled out you lie when Obama said that it was false, that people enjoy during the country illegally would receive federal dollars, medical benefits, etc.

I remember they treated him pretty poorly. But Democrats still don't get it. Look, you've had a lot of people, a lot of people who cast their vote for someone different last election. There were Democrats in order for Trump to win, Democrats had a vote for him.

And a lot of these crucial states, and especially states like Pennsylvania, I mean, you, you had to have Democrats vote for and there are a lot of Democrats in Congress right now who have a lot of Republican voters, and they're trying to figure out how they're going to navigate this going into midterms. And the only thing that they can do is showcase, you know, Trump is incompetent, except Trump's been doing everything that he's supposed to do. It's other members of Congress, they just don't get it. They cannot stop focusing on him.

I've never seen people strategize so poorly in my whole ever loving life. If Democrats want to be successful, they have to start and I say this politically speaking, picking off other congressional members. That's what the sort even the Soros thing is stupid. They had these these astroturfed events. Like the one with Rich McCormick in Georgia, you know, they had it was an astroturfed event. There were tons of people. I know people who went there. We have people who are listeners who are in that area. And also, you know, I was talking to some of the media on the ground. There were a lot of people who didn't even live in that district who showed up like half. It was insane. They knew or the moment that they got there, that, oh, wow, it looks like the call went out. I've seen those type of town halls before I helped lead them back in 2008 and 2009, going into the Tea Party period where we had the summer of discontent. And so it's like they're borrowing our tactics, but they're doing it over a decade too late. So back to my point with this, you had a lot of Democrats who went voted Republican.

Why? That's the question you got to start with. Before you get into why Democrats are messing this up yet again. A lot of Democrats voted for Republicans. Why did they vote for Republicans? Because the Democrats, to put it plainly, were absolute freaks. Absolute freaks.

Nobody wants that. Nobody wants their underage daughter trying to dress in a locker room and having a dude with his frankenbeans 18 years old right there. And I talk about that from personal experience with family that had to suffer through that. And a million other girls across the country had to endure that. That's why parents from every background were standing up, unified all across the country. Democrats instead viewed it as, oh, well, this is an organized pushback.

No, that's how bad you are. Democrats think everything is a psyop towards them. And that allows them to have accountability for the positions that they hold. So again, they had Democrat voters voting for Republicans because Democrats were straight up freaks. They were offering no economic solutions.

Nothing with regard to actually making it legitimately fairer trade. They had no idea. You couldn't count on them to do anything about inflation because they thought inflation didn't exist. They were telling you it was a figment of your imagination. They're freaks. So people were like, wow, looking around before they went to vote. They're looking at the high prices.

They're looking at everything. You know, I think we're going to have to vote normal. It was the normie election. All the normies went out and they're like, we're tired of the freaks.

We don't want our third graders reading about pegging in school. We're done. You know what, Cain? How crazy?

Can I just pause? That actually wasn't a book. And it was in a book in a library down the road from where we live.

No joke. It was a mom who first brought it up. But you know, how bad is it? Cain's recoiling because I said it, but that was okay in a literal public school, elementary library. You see what I'm saying? Like, what in the world? That's my whole point to illustrate the absurdity of what they were reading. What they were holding as priority.

It's insane. They're freaks. So people rebelled against that. They rebelled against the burn loop murder that they saw all throughout the summer. They rebelled against these college brats with their anti-Semitic slogans and their anti-Semitic protests on college campuses. And it wasn't just protest. There's a there's protest, which protects even the most oppressed.

And then there's what we saw, where Jewish students were literally physically bullied away from going to temple and congregating. And I mean, they were hunted on college campuses. And we know this because the people doing it gleefully posted the footage of them doing it. Like it was a big win.

So that's not up for debate. People saw this and they were done. And then Democrats go, Oh, well, you know what? We clearly need to do more of that.

That's what this is. Do you realize how stupid it looks if they show up tonight and they go full on what's-her-face Crockett? Gosh, poor Davy Crockett. Jasmine Crockett ought to change her name.

Is she doing that name wrong? Can you imagine? I mean, not even AOC has gone full Crockett.

And not even the cool Miami Vice Crockett again, just for clarification on the Crocketts. I mean, not even AOC has gone that far, which should scare you. And their idea is, yo, let's get some noisemakers and some signs and let's do all of this stuff that drove away voters. And let's actually put it front and center on national TV to protest a very popular president right now. That'll work great for us.

It'll pay dividends. I mean, go ahead and let them do it. I mean, go ahead and let them do it. I like the idea of having, I think you need competition. Success requires competition.

I firmly believe this. And like legitimate competition. And when you have a Democrat Party that is so unhealthy, it's like, you know what?

Let's do this. And like legitimate competition. And when you have a Democrat Party that is so unhealthy, it's, I mean, I'm sorry, but it's a bunch of freaks and people who can't do math. Antisemites freaks and mathematically challenged people. That's what that party is.

And, oh, and cosplayers, dudes, you want to be chicks. When you have a party that is so unhealthy that they can be distilled down to just those descriptors, and you know that, I mean, you can't really argue against that. I feel like it allows the Republicans to run rampant. And I like winning on conservative principles.

And by conservative, I mean conserving individual liberty in the face of an ever expanding government. They like they need that contrast. They need something to be able to contrast their positions with to show how much better they are. When you don't have that good check and balance with healthy parties, then you get a party that's like, yeah, maybe a little cronyism is okay. Yeah, that's how it works. Yeah, a little cronyism, just a little bit, you know, never hurt nobody.

And then it goes from there, you know what I mean? So I, I think it's incredibly healthy to have that balance. Now they're wrong. And that's okay, so long as they're normal. This isn't normal. And now it's making the right to be a little bit not normal, because the right can just, you know, there's no check and balance. What the right can do whatever and the left is like, well, we're too much of a freak to do anything. So shrug. You see what I'm saying?

I you need to be able to have that contrast. I don't know, that's just my perspective on it. But to do this at the congressional address tonight, that what was it someone one of them said that it's going to be nothing but a MAGA rally. But why is it the view who was obsessed with the nakedness?

Can I just go back to that? Why was it the view who was saying they should storm out naked? Yeah. I don't think that I want to hear a group of questionably fit, advanced ladies, chronologically advanced ladies talk about nakedness. Very politically correct. Again, freaks. Say total freaks. I thought it was very classy how I said it. And they are chronically or chronologically advanced, Cain.

If you looked at it as like a scale of age, they're a little bit on the other side. And I'm not hating for that. I'm just saying maybe don't obsess about people being naked in the State of the Union. Again, freak, stop. Just stop being freaks. No one has told them that yet. There hasn't been a single Democrat has looked at them. They just said you need to talk about these issues, but not even carbon.

None of these people have gone and looked at everybody and said, you know what? Stop being freaks. Just stop it.

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This was so sad. He was 82 years old. It was announced yesterday evening. They were married for over 60 years. And she announced it online saying quote, or they did. She gave the quote that Carl and she spent many wonderful years together for over 60 years.

They didn't mention a cause of death although it was made public that he was diagnosed with Alzheimer's in 2019. But they married in 1966. They met at a Nashville laundromat. And he just hated the Hollywood life. So he would go with her to some things and stay in the background but he hated the award shows. She said that he went to one award show and as soon as they left he was already taking off his tie and was like, I love you but I'm not doing that again. So it was, I mean, they celebrated, yeah, it was over 60 years. They were together for over 60 years. And I think it was, they were married for 60 years this year, I think. So, wow.

The world's biggest, this is the craziest thing I've ever seen. One of. The world's biggest call center is being accused of using AI to whiten Indian accents and improve empathy for British customers. It's, yeah, they said that they're trying to improve empathy for their customers. The teleperformance is using real-time AI software on phone calls to neutralize Indian accents and reduce communication.

It's a French company behind it, Kane, and they said the new AI tool means customer service calls will now resolve far more quickly and making call center workers more productive. Sounds racist to me. It sounds a little, yeah. Sounds racist. You know, I want that one video where they called each other bloody for like five minutes before.

That's, that's the kind of call center I want. Let's see here. Flights to the Reagan International Airport in D.C. They received false collision alerts while landing. Is that just because the sensors are too sensitive?

Because sometimes my car does it if there's a crack in the ground, it's like, and it like freaks out and it, like that's what is going to make me have a wreck, is that. But the FAA said they're investigating after several liners, airliners on approach to land, Saturday morning received what they said were false alarms from their onboard collision avoidance system. And they said it was happening all morning. That's what one air traffic controller was caught, was heard telling an inbound flight. So they said that they had no issues at one hour and then they had six within 11 minutes of each other the following hour at 9 a.m. on Saturday. So they said that they're investigating to see what it is, but that's, you know, it looks like they said that it was obviously a false alert.

Bitcoin tumbles 9%, reversing most of the rally from Trump's crypto reserve announcement. And not all heroes wear capes. A prolific blood donor who saved two and a half million babies and also donated blood for all kinds of surgeries. James Harrison of Australia. He had a very, very rare antibody in his blood. He donated 1,173 times over 60 years, saving millions of lives. He said he hoped someone would break his record, but he passed away in his sleep February 17th at a nursing home in Australia. So well done, good and faithful servant. That's that is X. I mean, that's just imagine. And he just liked being helpful. And he knew that his blood had a valuable antibody that could go and save millions of lives.

And he went and willingly did it. What the hell are you doing here in America? Go back to South Africa! Who is this lady?

This is a Democrat representative, Nydia Velasquez. And she sounds like a racist. She's telling her to go back to South Africa. I feel like, you know, that Mean Girls thing when they're when Lindsay Lewin's character is like, yeah, I was from South Africa. And then the other chick goes, Well, why are you white? Oh, my gosh, this is Democrats. Welcome back to the program.

Top of this third hour. I thought they they don't like him. I guess they don't like immigrants. That's the big I guess, you know, if you listen to them talk. I have to say this is one thing that I get really aggravated about and I've even heard it in my own church and I get really mad when I hear it. I think particularly in church, you, the preacher has the responsibility publicly to be very, very clear and articulate when discussing an issue and not be reckless with one's words. And whenever I hear this discussion of immigration, I realize that well, and you need to realize too, the first battle is the language. And if you lose the language, you're going to lose the rest of the argument.

You have to control the meaning of words and keep that word definitions what they are. The left has has over the past 20 years reconstituted or reconfigured rather, the word immigrant to mean not just people who came in legally and did everything the right way, but people who sneak across the border, or got here as part of human trauma, whatever. Illegal immigration and immigration are two entirely different things, just like stealing is entirely different from making a purchase.

Very different, but people keep conflating them purposefully. The left continues to say things like just immigrant, and they leave out the legal status for a reason. And just last Sunday, you know, I was listening to what was otherwise a good sermon. And the pastor mentioned immigration and said that there was some disappointment in hearing, you know, some people who were Christians talk about immigration the way they were.

And I'm like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold up. First off, don't give me anecdotal nonsense, because this is too serious of an issue. If you're going to cast someone as having a moral failing from the pulpit, you need to be explicitly clear. Number two, by not using the clear distinctions of illegal immigration and immigration, it seems purposeful to conflate the two issues so as to lead the congregation to a false impression. Like if they criticize illegal entry, then somehow they're committing a sin. And I don't agree with that either. I think it's incredibly disingenuous, and I think that it's irresponsible. It's reckless, and it's malicious, especially when there is a clear difference and anyone with more than one brain cell to rub together would understand this and make sure that their words reflected thus.

And that's the problem I have with stuff like this when I hear it from the left. Oh, immigration, he should go back. Well, he did everything correctly.

He came here the right way. Who are you to say otherwise? Who are you to attack and criticize?

I mean, I would definitely say that I find Elon Musk, his skill set infinitely more valuable than I do, checks notes. Nydia Velazquez. Can you tell me what she does? Does anybody know her? No. No. She's out of New York, and she chairs the Congressional Hispanic Caucus, or did for a while, a few years ago.

No idea. I mean, it's just unfortunate. And I don't think that she's, you know, she went to university. She went and got a degree in political science. And then right after she went and got a degree in political science, she decided that she was going to go into elected office and be a basically glorified welfare. So she's been there for a long time. She's provided zero value to us here. So I just, I don't know, I have major issues with this language. Thanks for tuning in to today's edition of Dana Lash's Absurd Truth Podcast. If you haven't already, make sure to hit that subscribe button on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts.