Absurd Truth: Weight Stigma Czar

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That's just one of the, I'm trying to get over his name. That's the biggest offense in this piece. Florida man lost the drone to an alligator after flying it too close to the water. We need to get some of these gators up in Jersey. Drone operators, I never heard of that, of where a gator got it. But this, and this story, by the way, that's written by a website called Motor Biscuit.

They don't know how to write stories because they bury the lead four graphs down. But a guy in Florida obviously flew his drone way too close to a gator. He was trying to get a good shot of it. And I guess he didn't realize that gators can actually propel themselves up out of the water with their tails. And that's exactly what happened. The gator just like jumped up like a great white shark would jump up.

He jumped up out of the water and grabbed the drone and then went into a death roll. So that guy's not going to get his drone back, Kane. I don't think that guy's, I think that's a loss. Yeah, that's definitely a loss. Yeah, that's, that's not, that ain't never coming back. It's never, ever coming back.

Let's see. This guy stole a Rolls Royce and crashed it into a Chuckers. Now I had to stop here because I haven't heard of that place in a long time.

That's the hamburger place, right? Yeah. The rallies and the Chuckers? Yeah, yeah, yeah. The rallies and the Chuckers. Because didn't Chuckers buy rallies or something like that?

Okay. The roll, it was a Rolls Royce SUV and it was stolen from a valet at a Fort Lauderdale hotel and they crashed it into a Chuckers at 2.15 AM. A Rolls Royce, I don't even know, it's an SUV.

I mean, maybe he was like super hungry. By the way, the restaurant where he crashed it was barely six miles away from the hotel. And the punishment in Florida for Grand Theft Auto is actually based on the value of the property stolen. And the top tier is any vehicle over $100,000.

And this is even more than that. So this guy is looking to face up to 30 years in jail for taking a six, barely six mile joyride, stealing a Rolls Royce SUV and crashing it into a Chuckers. So I don't know. The guy who, by the way, the Rolls Royce owner, he told CBS News Miami that he was sleeping and the valet went and knocked on his door or the hotel did and they said it was stolen from the valet. So yeah, it wasn't found at the Chuckers. It was found inside the Chuckers because he ran it.

Ran it in there. Let's see this guy. I'm not reading that. This because it's gross. I'm not doing that.

Can we just not with the stories about everybody exposing themselves? What is up with that? Is it just because it's humid down there? I don't know. A Florida man was arrested during a treehouse robbery.

Yeah, I don't know. And there's crack cocaine involved. Florida authorities arrested a guy because police said he stabbed a man to death during a robbery in a treehouse. It stemmed from a crack deal.

Of course it did. Monroe County Sheriff's Deputy say the victim, 59 year old Matthew Bonnet, was trying to help a neighbor who's being robbed by two masked men. The female victim lived in a treehouse in the trailer park. So she didn't have a trailer in the trailer park. She had a treehouse in the trailer park and I guess they climbed up there and the deal went sideways and they stabbed her.

The guy's being held in Monroe County Jail. Well, there you go. San Francisco has a new government position. Do you hear about this? No. Yeah. It is a consultant.

I'm not going to play this whole video because it's stupid. Uh, well maybe I will actually. This person is supposed to be the Check's Notes weight stigma czar. Now Kane, I want you to tell me if the person whose image I just placed in slack is qualified to be the Check's Notes weight stigma czar. Well, she.

No, I almost went on a tangent there, but no. Juan's going to be putting up a quick little video of her. What is weight neutrality? I think that's in space, right? You have no, you're weightless.

We'll play this when he gets it. It's that ridiculous. She's working with a team at the San Francisco Department of Public Health. It says here as a consultant on weight stigma and weight neutrality. What is weight neutrality?

What is that? Is that a thing? When someone's neutral? Does it have a flag?

I guess if you're just neutral about the idea of weight or extra weight. I guess as good as mine, but Juan's ready if you're ready. Oh, please. Let's hear this. I'm sorry.

Hi, my name is Virgie Tovar. I'm the author of You Have the Right to Remain Fat, as well as a few other books on fat positivity and body acceptance. When I think about what people might be surprised by or what you wouldn't think of when you think of eating disorders, I immediately think of being a kid. I was a kid in a larger body, a teen in a larger body, and also an adult in a larger body. And the message I always got from my doctor was shrink your body by any means necessary.

And it really felt like there was a sense of a don't ask, don't tell. So because I truly, truly, truly believed and this is where I think the surprise comes in. I really believed that this was about my health. I really believe that my doctor was right because why would I believe anything? That's real.

Um, your doctor was right. And it's not, let's not do fat positivity. I don't believe in fat shaming people unless, you know, that calls for it. But people pointing out that your obesity is a comorbidity is a health issue. That's not people trying to be mean. And I think people need to stop being victims, stopping a victim. I mean, come on, seriously. It's, I really don't understand this, like, idea. What was this a backlash to the heroin chic of the 90s?

Is that what we're living with still? What I don't get is, imagine any other health concern, you know, whether it's diabetes or whether it's just anything health wise. Would you encourage people to continue behavior that would exasperate or make that health problem worse? Would you do that?

Would you affirm them knowing that it would make their problem worse? Why would you do that? When she says, you know, I have a right to, you know, you have a right to be fat or whatever. You don't. And here's why. After you don't.

Absolutely blink and do not. And here's why. After Obamacare passed and we all had to pay higher insurance premiums to pay for people who didn't or couldn't want to pay. Oh, I get to have a say in all of that. So you don't get any rights because you invited my tax dollars in and where my tax dollars go, I follow with a boot in the door. That's what happens. So, no, I get to be involved in it.

Yeah, you don't. My body, my choice. No, no, it's not my choice to pay your damn bills.

So it's not your body to make a choice of. No, if no, if my money goes to it, I'm the boss of you. I will make I will go and knock that zinger right the hell out your hand. I'll put a carrot in its place, OK? Oh, you want to have a little you want to have a little Debbie's fudge round?

Eat some cucumber or broccoli. Stop it. I have a right to. I have a right to go where my tax dollars go. And if you're sucking up more of my tax dollars because you can't get a handle on your weight, then that's a problem for me. I shouldn't have to subsidize that. No one thought of that when they were pushing for the expansion of Obamacare and Jack rising.

They're jacking up everybody's premiums so that we would have to pay for everyone else's care. So no. And everyone's like, oh, Dana, look, I work really hard to stay in shape and I eat healthy and I do intermittent fasting. I do all of that stuff. I've always worked out. I've always been athletic. I've always maintained.

And it's not because a privilege just decided to, you know, fairy godmother apparated out of the ether and was like, I'm going to make you like this forever. It's you actually it's an effort. And I don't want to hear about anyone else's problems or excuses. I don't care. Make the effort and don't expect me to pay your medical bills because that's the situation we're all in.

And as a result, no one can say that they have a right to be this or that. Since you wanted, you asked for this. We warned you. Don't say that we didn't warn you because we did. But back to my first question, what the hell is weight neutrality?

What is that? Like, I'm trying to imagine. So, you know, we have a lot of truckers that listen, God love them. Is that like when do they do that for the weight on your truck?

You know, like if you go in and you're a weigh station and they're like, oh, you're weight neutral to a truck and they're low. Do they say that? No. Yeah, I don't know. I'm pretty positive. No. No. I'm just fascinated by it.

I'm today years old. I've never heard of that phrase, the whole weight neutrality thing. Right. Now, I will say this. I do think that some chicks can go way too far the other way. Like I always bring up Madonna as an example. She, at some point, as you age, my grandmother always said at one point in her life, a woman has to choose between her face or her body. Now, I've already told you guys, maybe I haven't been public about it, what my goal is, because everyone always thinks I've never had plastic surgery or anything like that for the love. But I do have a plan to combat wrinkles when it starts setting in. I mean, I got a little bit here and there, but I got a plan. You want to know my plan?

I'm going to get fat. It's a natural filler. I'm just going to because I choose face. That's it. I choose face because you can't hide ugly.

That's why. Do you have the right to be fat then at that point? Well, I'm going to do it in like a healthy way. I'm not going to be like morbidly obese.

That's totally my plan. All right. My grandmother was like, and she said the age is different. What she told me was this. She was like, at some point in her life, a woman has to choose between face or body. And I'm like, well, she's like, you won't know until you get there. And then she looked at me and she was like, I chose face. And she was like, that's why. She was like, very proud. She's like, that's why I chose face.

That's why I don't have hardly no wrinkles. That's what she would say. And I get it. So that's my, that's my, I'm kind of joking, but not really.

That's my whole goal. But not like morbidly obese. Just, you know, I'm just saying. It's all natural.

We got, but there's a difference. You don't want to be like, like visceral and tawny, like Madonna, right? I don't want to see like your, your ligaments and stuff. Like, I don't, you, a woman shouldn't look like beef jerky. You know what I mean? Like, you're supposed to be soft. I don't, don't, don't be brainwashed by these, you know, fourth wave fembots into thinking that you can't have any fat on your body. Women need it. And especially as you get older, you know, you're, you need that extra, especially if you get older because, you know, it helps you when you're an older age.

So anyway, I still don't understand what weight neutral is. I'm going to hear from every trucker who listens to us. I am going to get treaties on it. That's what's going to happen.

Like big essays on it. I can't wait. All right. We got, we, we got a lot more to come as we roll towards, where are we at? Oh my gosh, are we already at headlines? Is this already the third hour? I feel like Christmas is coming up too fast. And anybody else think that?

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Merry Christmas. That's just dumb to me that we do this. Ban everything. We're gonna talk about this coming up.

Friendship after 50. Apparently they I don't care about this headline. I don't really care.

Moving on. Nobody cares. I don't care. I don't care.

Go make friends or don't. Don't bitch about it to me. I don't care.

Monday for some reason. I'm just done. Start putting a startup that puts ammo. Oh, now this one.

Ammo vending machines and grocery stores. Yes, please. I need to get it. Hang on. Wait, everybody hold up. Pause the show.

I need to make a note of who this is so I can play into it. Okay. Just anyway, back to the headline. Ammo vending machines and grocery stores. There's a startup that plans to grow this and expand its can. It's based in Dallas. American Rounds rolled its first automated retail ammo.

It's in a grocery store, but it's in Pell City, Alabama. Why are you going to Bama? Why can't you come do that here?

All kinds of ammo. That actually is amazing. And then, of course, you have people who are like, you have a social responsibility to make it possible, blah, blah, blah. Or no, you don't. Other people do. When I was younger, I had a friend that had a soda machine in his garage, and I thought that was the coolest thing ever. I would love an ammo machine in my garage. Why? I want one in my garage that someone can just come and they serve it.

Service it. I love this. But this idea that companies have a social. No, they don't. Shut up. That's you. That's when people are too lazy. I'm too lazy and stupid to have my own responsibility about society.

So I'm going to ask the companies that make products they purchased to do it for me. Shut up. Let's see here.

Moving on there, because that's a good one. Species, internobyl of fungus is mutating to feed on nuclear radiation. That's actually kind of cool. Maybe we can send that out on the drone since we lost nuclear. I mean, great job, Biden.

Great job. You literally have one job. But there it's mutating to feed on nuclear radiation. I feel like this is some kid's crazy science experiment in a way, right? And they're trying to say that X has a declining user base. And that's from Mashable, which is the same. It brings you the same journalistic news and literary value as smearing feces on a dive bar bathroom wall.

Same thing. I almost couldn't believe this when I saw it. I don't know who this Clarissa Ward is. People keep saying that she's an actress, and I wasn't familiar with her. She's like decided to she's a British person with CNN, I guess she was.

I don't know. She started at Fox. And I don't know why they say that she's like this, like an actress or something. But she's, I don't know, she's very dramatic, as you will, if you've watched any of this footage when she's gone and saved, saved this dude. So they had this segment on CNN, where Clarissa Ward was over there in Syria, and she's reporting on the collapse of the Assad regime and, you know, all this stuff.

And she saves they save this, save this guy, who is apparently and it was all staged. They acted like they were rescuing him from a prison. And as it turns out, he was actually an intelligence officer in the Assad regime. And I guess he was acting like he was a prisoner. And he was he was acting like he had been kept prisoner. And he's really putting on this like a big show of of being freed. And it turns out he was not only an intelligence officer with the Assad regime, but he also was one of his main torturers. Yeah, he went the main torturers, one of the big guys that Assad used. And they brought him out.

And he's like hugging, he hugged Clarissa Ward, and he's acts like he's so relieved, like I can't believe it. And like this poor innocent man that we've saved. We saved him from the presence and he was just kept against his will. And he was one of the baddies. I mean, they're all baddies at this point. But he was one of like the legit baddies over there. So now CNN had to admit, this was a headline that they had quote, freed prisoner who said he was a victim of the Assad regime was an intelligence officer, locals say. He was actually a literal lieutenant in the Air Force Intelligence Directorate. Oh, oh, they helped free this guy.

He's known for harassment and extortion and all kinds of stuff, all kinds of stuff. You know, CNN, the guy who literally looked at this Syrian interrogator, this baddie, and they thought he was an innocent torture victim. Oh, he's leaning on her. Oh, my gosh. He's like, I'm so happy.

I'm so happy. I can barely walk. Someone get him a chair. This poor man.

CNN has a member of the Assad regime that they're state. And here's the other thing. They take the guy out of the prison cell. What does she do?

What does she do? They sit him down and they immediately go into an interview. They weren't even even if he wasn't a torture.

They were not concerned about getting him to a hospital or anything like that. She's like, oh, no, I've got to sit you down and I have to interview you for my program. Let's do that now. And then he acts like he's shaking and he can't eat. He was jailing people. He was torturing people. He's one of the baddies. He's one of the baddie baddies.

And he acts like he's, I'm just yet but a simple man. I'm just so sad. I can't believe you freed me, CNN, you bastion of reporting, the giant of international journalism. Can you imagine being her and then waking up after you think you've done like a Pulitzer level story. And this happens because you know, that's what she was thinking. She was just like, I watched this, I watched that whole thing. She's like, let's get you sit.

I mean, she was just, but at the same time, it barely masked her glee at being able to have a story like this. You know, oh, let's get you for an interview. They pull the guy right out of a cell. They're like, okay, let's sit you down in a chair. Now it's time for an interview.

I mean, at least she was thinking business first, I guess, you know, that's what CNN likes. And I mean, this may not be a popular opinion, but to me, she's like the female Charles Jaco. Oh, don't, he's going to sue the internet again, Cain.

Good luck, Charles. Do you guys know who Charles Jaco is? He is a sentient skin tag who has some hair on it.

And he came from St. Louis. Well, you said worse than what I said. Worse than what I said. No, I mean that you said that I was like burned, but no, I, so Charles Jaco is the sentience. He's a, he's a sentient skin tag. Was the couple of stray hairs on him. And it's he, it started reporting for CNN and he like apparently faked this whole report about being in Iraq or something like that. And he was on a set Shelled and bombed.

Yeah. And he acted like he was getting bombed and shows the worst acting I've ever seen in my life. And then later, this was like 13, 14 years ago. He, people on the internet were making fun of him and he legit threatened to sue the entire internet. And I was here because when I started on radio, I started at a station in St. Louis and he used to work. It was a cluster. He used to work at one of the other stations there.

And the story goes is that he would go take his coffee cup of coffee that he drank and to warm it up, he would go, he would pour it into the coffee pot, swirl it around and then pour it back into his mug. And he got caught like a couple of different times, according to numerous people that worked. I was only told this. I didn't say this. Other people did.

And that's nasty. It's illegal, isn't it? I don't know. I mean, this was like back in like the early aughts. So I don't know. I wasn't, I don't know. I think when he was there, it was like the late nineties.

I was totally not there at that time. But he's, oh, and he was so nasty towards me, but I always felt bad for him because he was, you know, a skin tag. And, you know, I don't know what kind of future they have. So sad. But yeah, she reminds me of him. They have the same look in their eyeballs.

They have the same work ethic, it appears. And people respond to them the same way. And I've seen all these videos on Miss Ward getting approached by different nationalities, different people, just scolding her over their misrepresentation and reporting. Yeah, the guy was like, I'm a civilian. And he was like, my captors have beaten me.

And you could just see she, the look on her face, she was trying to hide it like, this is too good to be true. And as it turned out, then there was a news outlet that published a photo of this guy. He gave her a fake name and everything. Gave her, he said his name was Adel Gurbal.

That dude does not even exist. They found out that he is First Lieutenant Salama Mohammed Salama of the Air Force Intelligence Directorate, literally the agency that runs the prison. He runs the prison. She thought she was getting this poor victim and said she got literally the guy who was running the prison. And what gets me is that they didn't even bother verifying anything. They're like, oh, let's take this man out of, let's take this man and put him in a chair and interview him immediately.

Gotta have the exclusive. You noticed something about him in Slack. What did you say in Slack about him? Oh, yeah, that he was perfectly manicured and he wasn't dirty. That jacket looked pretty alright. Yeah, he didn't look like he was starved or nothing either.

You know, like what prisoner would want to look, what a prisoner would look like. Yeah. So, and people were saying that they did not trust her story. And there were apparently even some Syrians there like, CNN, what you're doing? What, what, what? This is no, this is not how you do the journalism.

Not. And they said, it came to your point, they said he was too well groomed and did not act like someone who was locked in a dungeon for three months. And that is per number of people on VerifySci. That's why I have to wonder because Charles Jaco was with CNN back in the late 80s, early 90s. And so now we have Clarissa Ward, CNN, all about faking wartime stories around times of tension. Is that intentional by CNN for decades now? That just seems weird. It's a good point that you make. I don't know. I'm just saying, but I don't think she's going to get that pill with her though. Thanks for tuning in to today's edition of Dana Lash's Absurd Truth podcast. If you haven't already made sure to hit that subscribe button on Apple podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts.