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It's time for Florida Man. Yeah, was fired in June for alleged misconduct alleged, says the suit. His termination was contentious and not amicable. And this disgruntled former Disney employees being accused of hacking into the menu creating software that they use to falsely indicate certain food items do not contain peanuts. He worked at Walt Disney World as a menu production manager. While he was there, he would create and publish the menus for their entire restaurant portfolio. So he got fired from his conduct. And apparently, they thought that initially the changes were benign because they noticed a three month over three month period that the menu prices were changing because he continued to access the software from a personal device after he was fired. And so he would change the menu prices and then he added profanity.

And they said those changes were more benign, but then he made changes that threaten public health like altering the allergen information on the menus. So man, that's like a level of meanness and, and spite and pettiness that I it's heretofore unforeseen. That's supremely evil. Wow.

That's pretty amazing. A Florida man broke into Mark Zuckerberg's yacht and began throwing all of his stuff in the break into his yacht. And why is his hair so much longer and he wears weird clothes now? Yeah, I don't know. Technically, that's piracy, isn't it? Dude, he's a pirate. Yo ho ho in a bottle of rum. He went to his mega yacht. And he so the the I can't it's not really a boat. It's a yacht. I guess the yacht that he acquired is a 387 foot mega yacht feed ship. And it was for Russian oligarch and he got it.

And it's called the I guess I don't know what it's I don't know what the name of it is. This is mega yacht. It was like 330 300 or 350 million to make it and this guy broke into it. You would how do you break it? How does like some rando break into your super yacht? Like how to because if you're at a dock, those things are pretty well protected.

I'm just curious as to how anyway. He named the vessel launchpad. So with launchpad, he also brought a supporting vessel called dapple. Because you know, when you got big boats like this, you have to have a supporting vessel with it.

It's crazy. And apparently the guy just like was able to just like board it right on the marina was able to just get right on the on the yacht right in the marina. And that's that's how it went. And he started throwing all of his stuff overboard into the water. He was promptly arrested. I just don't know what he thought he was gonna get into.

Just random items. Apparently he was under the influence and he was out of compliance with legal requirements from a previous arrest. So a man in his britches was accused of destroying and stealing Adams from a Lake County mini golf course. Lake County Sheriff's Office, I swear to you, it's called Smugglers Cove Adventure Golf. Well, he was in his he was in his Smugglers britches, that's for sure.

Francisco Mayorga. He was booked in the Lake County jail. He stole two boxes of ice cream bars, coupon envelopes, cups and a sign. He was walking around the business damaging random items including a napkin dispenser wooden gate removing a fire extinguisher busted a door open. When they asked if he was alone. He replied nothing to deputies. He's facing multiple charges burglary, just a bunch.

I'm not gonna read all of them. And he also gave false ID. And he's in his britches. Did I say that because what is up with that?

Like stop it. I don't even know. Did I ever tell you about the guy named Lucky who shot a man in the butt and chased another with a screwdriver at Waffle House before he was arrested with MDMA. I know I'm telling you. So Lucky wasn't apparently that lucky.

This is Escambia County. This dude, he was from Pensacola, Florida, man. He shot a man in the butt, chased another man around a Waffle House with a screwdriver. His name is he's I feel like at some point you have too many letters in your name. Dequanterise Jamaral Lucky. Actually, I think I did that one good.

Okay, yeah. He was arrested, accused of attempted homicide, aggravated assault, distribution of schedule when narcotic blah, blah, blah, blah, a whole bunch of stuff. He pulled the gun out and shot a man and then the bullet hit the ground and ricocheted into the man's butt. And then the man who had been shot in the butt ran into the Waffle House. Everyone started running to the back of the business.

Everybody's losing their minds in the Waffle House. Then he tried to run out the front door. Lucky chased him with a screwdriver, and he found all they found all kinds of drugs on him. So he was taken into custody.

I mean, you cannot make these stories are crazy. Let's see. This is what else we got.

Well, I got more. We also have the Uber driver who was a Florida Uber driver, who was charged with stealing Halloween decorations and eating people's food and spitting on a customer. This is in Bartow, Florida. He's facing multiple criminal charges. He spit in a customer's face, stole food from another order, and took Halloween decorations from a customer's yard during a late night delivery.

Alexandra Aguilar, 29, was arrested, remains in custody. And it began when a female customer placed an Uber Eats order. And this is a chick that did this, by the way. She removed food from, she like, apparently the customer saw her take food out of the bag. And she stole signs from other people's yards and that so. And then when one customer saw her stealing from their yard, she confronted her and that's when Aguilar got in her face. So she's in the pokey. She's being arrested.

Yeah, I think so. I mean, what would you do if an Uber Eats person spit in your face when they gave you food? Oh, I'd be like, that's assault. I'm going to ruin your life now. That's what I would do.

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And it's unamerican. Oh, oh, oh, my. Well, hey, what's up? Garbage? Hey, garbage. How y'all garbage doing out there?

Yeah. It's a garbage Wednesday for garbage people. It's good to be with you garbage people. Yeah, we're the garbage pill kids. Oh, yeah, man, they were the best.

I'm telling you what, I think I still have some of those cards in my mom's basement somewhere. I'm not even lying. It's like garbage pill kids need to come back today of all days. Welcome garbage. Dana last year with you at the top of this garbage.

First hour this garbage Wednesday. And I mean, I'm just saying I feel like Joe Biden is a plant. I just don't know how else to put it. So the his remarks last night. The the way his supporters his, his, his, I guess, like, inner circle are trying to spin this is such a chef's kiss.

I got a post coming out at you later today. Schrodinger's apostrophe, which we're going to talk about. So welcome to the garbage program, you garbage people. So he was saying and I mean, the way that they are trying to defend this, there's literally just no other rule.

There's no other there's no way you can defend it. Biden just absolutely stepped in it. When he was making this remark saying that all of President Trump's supporters are garbage.

That's literally exactly what he said. I mean, we heard it. Can I hear it one more time? Because I know it is marble mouth. But can I just hear it one more time?

Just it's a quick cut. 14 seconds. Just let's one more. Rico, where I'm in my home state of Delaware.

People, the only garbage I see floating out there is just supporters. You know, he almost said Puerto Rico, where I'm from. He almost said that. You heard it.

So this is why I wanted to play it again. Because his, his well, defenders are out there trying to say that that's not what he said. In fact, they're trying to argue. That Biden actually meant to it's a there's an apostrophe.

It's the dumbest thing I think I've ever seen in such a long time. They're trying to say no, it's an apostrophe. The one of the guys who just signed a contract, what's his name?

I was some dude I don't care about. He's over at MSNBC now. They they took the quote out of context, excuse me, and they they rewrote the White House rewrote the transcript to hide what he said. So what they're trying to do is they're trying to say no, it's an apostrophe.

To hide what he said. So what they're trying what they're saying is the only garbage I see floating out there is his supporters and they try to write apostrophe s. Now, this is where being a nerd is fun. So let's break that down, shall we?

Let's have a grammar lesson for Marxist blank holes, shall we? So here's the problem with that, right? Because it's just it doesn't make any sense. Not even in that context. In fact, it makes it worse.

Adding to this imaginary grammatical stupidity. Are they saying it's just one supporters garbage? Because supporter s u p p o r t e r apostrophe s. Well, that's discussing the garbage. So he's saying I see one of his supporters garbage is what he's saying. If you believe the White House transcript, and they rewrote the comment, they're trying to say no, no, no, he's it's just one supporters garbage, guys. It was it was one supporters garbage.

So that was the transcript that they came out with. So even so did is it just one supporters garbage, like one in particular, like which one of Donald Trump supporters has their garbage in Joe Biden's line of sight? Or did they mess up the rewrite and mean plural supporters, which would be s apostrophe s garbage, but then did they also mess that up? Because it's properly s s apostrophe s before a consonant.

It is only apostrophe s when it's a plural if it's in front of another s. That's the only time. So they missed either way. It's fubar'd. They fubar'd it so hard.

It's ridiculous. There's no other way to put it. So which is it? You dip wads wouldn't I mean, Tim waltzes description of JD Vance here is completely applicable concerning the person who decided to grammatically incorrectly rewrite the transcript and make it worse.

You literally just made it worse. And that's the correct usage because they actually did. So it's either one of Donald Trump supporters who's throwing garbage on Joe Biden's lawn, or it's plural supporters, but they fubar'd it because they're morons. I mean, which is it?

Which is it? Because see, there's no possessive here. He's not talking about the garbage belonging to a supporter. He's talking about supporters, period. That's what he's discussing. Supporters, period.

There is no way to walk away from this. And what gets me is they'll make up all this stuff. Well, Trump supposedly said per Michael Flynn, who per somebody per per this person, says the source. They say stuff like that and hammer that all day long. Joe Biden is literally on camera in front of the nation calling half of the country garbage.

And they're like, what? No, there's an apostrophe there. I have not seen such crazy grammatical analysis since Bill Clinton couldn't define what is was. Remember is?

Remember that whole thing? Bill Clinton and is. I mean, there hasn't been I mean, they have garbage grammar, and there hasn't been that much. You know, that much discussion of it. Since Bill Clinton with the defined is you guys remember that, right?

Let's rewind to September 13 1998. When Bill Clinton replied, it depends on what the meaning of the word is, is because he was asked whether or not he was getting it on with Monica Lewinsky. And he had said there is no improper relationship. And then they were asking, Well, wait a minute, is there something going on between you if it there is no proper, improper relationship? And he goes, quote, it depends on what the meaning of the word is, is if the if he if is means is and never has been. That is not that is one thing. That's his direct actual quote. Well, chef's kiss.

Am I right? Kamala speechwriter. Dude, it's like Kamala has always haunted them.

She's haunted them forever. It's pretty amazing. So it's Schrodinger's apostrophe. It's exactly what is happening here. This is just crazy. So they're they're trying to rewrite this. But then you also had, here's this what is this is what is this Josh Shapiro trying to say trying to defend it or trying to spin it?

Didn't you didn't you drop that slack? Okay, okay. So that was a screenshot of their first version of the spin yesterday on this.

Yeah. White House says Biden was referring to hate hateful rhetoric at Madison Square Garden rally as garbage. Well, he said his supporters he didn't say hateful rhetoric.

I mean, I think it's adorable that you guys are trying to like edit this. But hey, you guys said he's the most sentient person who's ever lived. He is the smartest genius ever. And so these are his words. This is what he meant. Dem's drools. You can't have it all the way.

So you don't get it all the ways. He called half the country garbage. Suck it. That's exactly what happened. Own it. Run with it.

That's what happened. Suck it up. He said it.

Now you got to deal with it. And so I mean, I don't know it. These they're bizarre explanation. I don't think anybody's but are you buying the apostrophe? I'm not buying it because it doesn't make any sense. It literally it doesn't make any sense. He's trying to assign the garbage as something that belongs to the supporters as opposed to calling the supporters garbage. And it's it is it's a sad attempt at cleaning up, you know, dementia Biden. Yep. And so, I mean, let me ask this other question.

Is he a plant? Because I've never seen anyone try to torpedo somebody's campaign harder than Joe Biden works against Kamala Harris. How do you how does one do this?

How does it happen? I mean, first everyone was called deplorables, then Nazis. And now Biden's like garbage, but journalists are trying to spin it. And they've been trying to save her campaign from this.

I mean, that's those were his exact words. And Trump responded to it. And then Kamala, what is Kamala going to do?

How do you do with this? There was where's the audio she finally did. She finally did reply to it. This is audio. Oh, gosh.

26,500 audio soundbite 26. Let's roll with this first. President Biden sent this comment last night about garbage. Listen, I think that, first of all, he clarified his comments. Let me be clear, I strongly disagree with any criticism of people based on who they vote for. This is the most she's ever disagreed with him in her life. And barely, it's barely, she's like barely so she thinks he clarified it, but then she still felt like she had to distance herself there.

That was interesting. She was asked again, Are you concerned about the impact that his garbage comment has on your campaign audio soundbite 27 Are you concerned about what impact this may have on voters on the divisiveness of the election, and whether or not it's going to dissuade some people from supporting you because of your affiliation with the President and this administration? I've been very clear with the American public. I respect the challenges that people face. I respect the fact that we all have so much more in common than what separates us and that most people want a president that understands that, that gets that and approaches their role of leadership. That way, I've been very clear from my earliest years as a prosecutor, I've never asked anyone, are they a Democrat or a Republican? Do you sympathize with any voters who do feel offended by or insulted by the garbage comment? I am running for President of the United States. I will be traveling to three states today to do what I have been doing throughout, which is talking with the American people about the fact that first of all, I get it in terms of the concerns they have about challenges like the price of groceries.

Second, my highest priority is to address that and to lift them up around their ambitions, their aspirations and their dreams. I mean, this is Washington Post. Did Biden call Trump supporters garbage?

It comes down to an apostrophe. You are morons and you deserve to be. Oh, my gosh. May the good Lord above put a hand over my mouth today because I am just done.

And now all of the news you would probably miss. It's time for Dana's quick five. All right. So starting with, let's see, a 105 year old woman says that the secret to long life is drinking Guinness. I feel like this is a very scientific analysis. This is this woman's a genius.

I don't. She probably is also not only the oldest, but one of the oldest people in the world, one of the most genius people in the world. One hundred and five years old, Kathleen Hennings. She had a pint of Guinness. And when she said that she drinks Guinness and that's what it is.

She had her birthday party with fellow friends, residents and supportive staff at her care home. She got a hamper. Was that of the famous stout brand?

What is a hamper of beer? I guess they just gave her a whole bunch of stuff. I guess it's a box and she had pint glasses and apron chocolates, all kinds of Guinness. And so she says she and she drinks like the chocolate looking stuff because she's hardcore.

She's born in 1919. I actually agree with her. I think she's on to something, Kane.

It's a yeah, yeah, yeah. Very, very official. The Colorado secretary of state is a moron who posted the spreadsheet with voting system passwords, all public. Literally, they were they were side by side. She posted a spreadsheet to the website that had a hidden tab that showed all of the voting system passwords.

In Colorado, Rocky Mountain High. There you go. I mean, I don't think of this. Look at this stuff. Puerto Rico's biggest newspaper. Of course, they endorse Kamala Harris. Of course they did. They endorsed the vice president yesterday. In fact, I first saw this. I think I first saw this come out like yesterday.

It was like early yesterday evening. And it's their second endorsement ever. Well, that's fine, because USA Today and Washington Post aren't doing any kind of endorsements because they think it's biased and they're correct. And then also we've got a few other things here. The OK. Yeah. This person, a random voter.

Some of these some of these people like I've gotten all of these protests where they think these people are just nuts and they all have like like I don't want to play it because it's just you guys know that they're crazy. Arizona momentum has shifted towards the GOP. Kamala Harris is pulling money out of North Carolina.

We're going to get into some of this here coming up. She's pulled money out of North Carolina and now is looking to spread it in some of the states where she is under the most threat. And SCOTUS is not going to allow RFK Jr. to take his name from two states ballots. There's an ABC station that mistakenly aired an election result test during a Formula One race. I guess they just filled in the blanks, but they.

Yeah. WNEP Scranton, Pennsylvania. Apparently they posted something and they said they they came out and said they were testing their lower third because it was like on the lower third and they were trying to act like Harris beat Trump. I guess those are the numbers that they just put in and they said they mistakenly they they aired this. They showed they issued a statement about it and they said note from WNEP election test results mistakenly shown on air.

The test results aired for several minutes during coverage of Formula One racing. Juan showing you what it looks like. Hmm. I'm just saying. Yeah, I don't know. Seems.

Kind of. Why would you have to put any numbers in? Why can you just have one one one or zero zero zero? Why did you actually have to put numbers in? Because either way, it doesn't matter, right?

If it's a test and you're just like making it up, why did you have to put any numbers in? Save that screenshot one. We'll see. Yeah, for real. Save that screenshot.

I don't know. They said they were randomly generated test results sent out to help news organizations make sure that their equipment was working properly in advance of election night. I already voted. I've been tracking my vote, making sure it was tallied. I was watching all I watched my whole household's votes like a stalker, like a creepy stalker every day, multiple times a day. I was checking because Texas has it where you can monitor everything.

And I was making sure that everything you know, everything counted and been been watching it. I think you need to go on early vote for sure. And then if your state has a way and it should be up on your secretary of state's website.

I mean, it should be not super difficult to find. Find out and then track your ballot. Track your vote. Do you think this was an accident, Cain? I hate everything, so I'm suspicious of everything. I'm willing to believe that. I'm willing to believe it.

Deep, deep, deep down, though, I don't. But I'm willing to believe it. I'm going to get really mad if, say, the left decided, you know what, let's really actually cheat a lot. I think it's very difficult to cheat in a decentralized election. However, not if you mess with the census and you try to reapportion seats and influence due to fluctuations in either it's in like in migration in the United States, between citizens, citizens going from state to state or people coming into the country illegally. Just saying.

I mean, the fix could already be in because of that. I'm very curious to see where it's close. We're not going to know. Everybody's guessing Tuesday. You know why? Because polls are garbage. And even if the polls were right, nobody believes them. Nobody believes them because it's confirmation bias. People want to have their belief affirmed.

They want to see it represented. So that's why none of this matters. Nobody knows until Tuesday.

And anyone who's telling you otherwise is a moron that is grifting off of you. Nobody knows. They have no clue. But I don't I don't know.

I just the thing that makes this weird for me. That WNEP thing is why do you got to put the numbers in? Like if you're just doing a test.

I mean, Juan, you're running the elements and all that you can put whatever you want in the lower third. You could put 00 percent if you wanted to. You don't have to have like 52 percent.

You could put it. You don't need numbers in there, right? So then it makes me wonder why they put numbers in if it's just a test. Right.

How does that work? I don't know. They said the numbers shouldn't have appeared on the screen.

Juan ads in Slack. There's something called preview. Maybe they didn't have preview. I don't know. I just this stuff is what makes people suspicious.

Recklessness makes people suspicious. Also, they wouldn't have kept it up for as long as they did. How long was it up there for? I guess according to that story, it was like a couple minutes. Jeez.

So if that's the case, then that also seems to be a little bit more than just a mistake. Yeah. I don't know how long it stayed up there, but it's just really weird to me.

It's super. I don't know. There's a number of different ways they could have done that without putting the numbers in.

And as Juan was saying, I mean, they actually have a preview and you can look and you can see and it's just weird that this was the way that they chose to handle it. And I don't I'm not buying the response. I'm not buying the excuse. I'm just I'm not buying it.