Absurd Truth: The 60 Minutes Interview

Dana Lashes of Sir Truth Podcast, sponsored by Kel-Tec. It's his life mission to make bad decisions. It's time for Florida Man. Alright, so first up, I'm still trying to get over the guy who was taking shelter from the last hurricane on a rooftop.

That seems like a bad thing. Uh, this, let's see. Ooh, no, don't want that one either. We're going to start with this guy who was arrested for stealing his daughter's truck. Who is this?

He looks like a drunk Santa's brother. I don't know. Uh, Marion County Man's face and felony charge. He stole his own kid's truck. Uh, felony theft.

Uh, apparently it was a, the, it was, I don't know, it was a motel parking lot and I don't know. This guy's 44? That's the biggest thing. Okay, I need, I need, Kane.

I don't care about anything else in the story. How in the hell is this guy 44 years old? There is no way this guy's 44. For those of you not watching this simulcast, I mean, he looks like legit, like a drunk Santa. He does. I, oh man.

Anyway, I am completely distracted and I apologize. I cannot believe this guy's 44 years old. What in the world? So this guy, uh, 44 year old John Hamilton, he told the deputy that he had, he admitted he took the truck and refused to bring it back. That's pretty much the glory of the story here.

Uh, they, uh, court date hasn't been scheduled. The biggest thing was I needed to show you that mugshot because I cannot even believe that this guy is 44 years old. Uh, also this few others, a woman freaks out because her Domino's pizza was cold and uncut.

Yeah, but I understand that you might be upset if you get a pizza delivery and it's cold and uncut. Um, and then she decided that she was going to get arrested as a response. So smoking gun says 20, 20 or 22 year old Ricky, just R I C K Y or R I C K I is fine. I don't need R I C Q U I.

Okay. She drove from her residence to the restaurant where she started fighting with the employees. She flung the pizza and busted up their phone. Uh, police arrived. She was arrested for a misdemeanor criminal mischief. She spent the night in jail and then she has to stay away from the Domino's pizza, which is only 1.4 miles away from her house. I mean, I'm sure there were probably better ways to resolve that issue, but you know, if you wanted to go that far into it, but her name is R I C Q U I Ricky. I'm assuming that it's Ricky.

Just, you know, yeah, I'm assuming that that's what it is. Oh, let's see here. Uh, half of these I can't read.

And then of course this froze. So this did, uh, oh gosh, no, not reading that one. That one's a diddy headline.

I don't know why a diddy headline would make it in here, but okay. Uh, this, uh, Florida. Oh, we got that guy in the lawn more.

Um, no, this guy wrecked a 2000 $200,000 McLaren in Florida during a live stream after texting while driving in the rain. Uh, it's a YouTuber. I hate YouTube. I'm sorry.

I, I'm so tired of this stuff. The YouTuber stuff. Some guy, I don't know. I don't want to say his name because I don't want people to think I'm familiar with his content. He just looks, he's like, he was driving around in the rain, texting in the rain while driving a McLaren and he wrecked it.

$200,000 McLaren, $200,000 car that this turd wrecked. I have no, no, nothing. How do you, Golly, that's why you can't give, how old is this guy? I don't even know how old he is. Sorry, I'm dealing with, uh, everything's freezing. I don't even know who this guy is. What is it? He's 20 years old.

Can we stop with internet stars? He was, he, and wasn't he filming himself? He's filming himself and texting and he's looking at his phone and you can see that it's wet and it's stormy outside and he wrecks it.

$200,000 McLaren. Oh, he totaled it. Oh, it's so bad. The whole front end is crunched under the guard rail.

I want to beat him to death. So I don't know. And guess what? It was only for 185,000 people watching. That was the extent of his live stream.

Each of them could donate a dollar and they still wouldn't be able to cover the cost of the car. Wow. Speaking of which, our good friends, Kel-Tec, they're like right in the middle of this, by the way. They're having to really hunker down because they're in Florida, Florida based, uh, company and, uh, they make some, some of the coolest firearms that are out there. And one of those is the P-15. Uh, we've, this is the P-15 is the lightest, thinnest nine millimeter on the market double stack magazine. And it has two versions, the metal and the polymer. The metal frame version has walnut panels on it. The polymer has that gator grip texture.

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It's the P-15. Tell them Dana sent you. But I don't know if, uh, I mean, she's dealing with some bad stuff right now. Can we talk about the 60 minutes interview? Hmm. It's bad.

It's so bad. They asked her if she owned a gun and it was weird. They asked her if she owned a gun and well, this is what she says is audio soundbite seven.

Listen to this. A hard left turn here, but, um, you recently surprised people when you said that you are a gun owner and then if someone came into your house, the first time I've talked about it, that's not the first time I've talked about it. So what kind of guns you own and when and why did you get it? I have a Glock and, um, I've had it for quite some time. And, um, I mean, look, my background is in law enforcement.

Which means nothing. And, um, so there you go. Have you ever fired it?

Yes, of course I have at a shooting range. So he does that. I was watching this interview. Bill Whittaker's interview style is interesting. He's very, he's, I can't, I'm giving him credit.

This is what it looks like when you're supposed, when you do your job. He asks the question and then he just lets it sit and he doesn't, he doesn't do anything else. He lets it sit and then the silence makes her nervous and she freaks out and she's got to fill the time with words.

That's a great, like it's actual, an actual technique. And he does it very well. And he looks down at his notes and then looks back up and smiles. He disengages eye contact to leave her hanging for a moment. It's all, it's like complete, it's just, it is the art of bodily persuasion. And then he looks up at her and she's already freaking out cause he disengaged to look at his notes and then he just purses his lips and kind of smiles at her. Very disingenuous. It's a process smile.

It's not like a real smile of, you know, empathetic or emphetic feeling. It's just, it's very, it is a very interesting interview. And they're totally going to go after this guy. But, cause I don't think he's on the right. I just, and I don't know if I think he dislikes her.

I think he's just done with it. Let's, you know, ask some questions. But she's like, well, you know, I was in law enforcement. Like what, you were storming houses?

The hell does that mean? No one believes that Kamala Harris was out there. Yes, I was in law enforcement. Of course I have a gun. I was out there storming houses and arresting baddies. That's what I was doing.

No one believes it. I mean, in that event, I'd be like, well, it'd be a sig, wouldn't it? Anyway, but she's like, I have a Glock. If Bill Whittaker would have said, what, Jen? What generation?

She would have crumpled in on herself and fallen off the chair. Really, what Jen? A Glock? What?

So what generation though? Just check your notes and look up. And then when he goes, did you fire, have you fired it? And then he just looked at her and would not help her out. And she was incredulous. And then she's like, yeah, I fired it.

Arranged. Had to fill the, had to fill the space. She would have kept going. I think, I think she would have kept going if he wouldn't have asked her another question.

So awkward. No one believes that she's got a gun. I think that she just, I think that she came up with that because she partners with the gun control group that's actually suing Glock. And I think that that was like the first thing that popped into her head.

And that's why she said it. Yes, I have a Glock. No, you don't. No one believes that you have a Glock. Literally nobody.

Just nobody. And then, and then, man, these are so bad. These are, I don't even know what one I want to go to next. It's so bad. Well, first, okay, let's, Tim Walz didn't do any better. He didn't really do any better. Audio Soundbite 18. I mean, this Bill Whittaker just took both of these stooges to the woodshed.

This is so bad. In your debate with J.D. Vance, you said, I'm a knucklehead at times. And I think you were referring to the time that you said that you were in Hong Kong during the Tiananmen Square unrest when you were not.

Is that kind of misrepresentation, isn't that more than just being a knucklehead? I think folks know who I am, and I think they know the difference between someone expressing emotion, telling a story, getting a date wrong rather than a pathological liar like Donald Trump. But I think it comes down to the question of whether you can be trusted to tell the truth. Yeah, well, I can. I think I can. I will own up to being a knucklehead at times, but the folks closest to me know that I keep my word.

But nobody else does, because you don't. I mean, he was not, Whittaker was not letting him go one bit, was not letting him go. Gosh, it was really satisfying to watch.

I think I'm just going to keep playing these for the rest until Election Day, these clips. It was bad. It was bad. And he just was so bad. It was so bad. And they kept, so they released, he sat down separately, Wallace and Harris. The cuts keep coming.

And in the meantime, audio is on by 12. She can't explain her way to anything. Whittaker goes, Well, groceries are more expensive and everyone blames you. What do you say? Well, groceries are 25 percent higher and people are blaming you and Joe Biden for that.

Are they wrong? We now have historic low unemployment in America among all groups of people. We now have an economy that is thriving by all macroeconomic measures. And to your point, prices are still too high. And I know that and we need to deal with it, which is why part of my plan, you mentioned groceries. Part of my plan is what we must do to bring down the price of groceries.

Yeah. Well, how are you going to bring down the price of groceries? I mean, why can't you do it now? Because you're there.

It's almost like, I mean, she sits here and she says, Well, we're going to do this and we're going to do that. Why aren't you doing it now? You're the vice president of the United States. The hyphen counts. You're there now.

Why don't you? It was bad. So she's going off of the tantrum about the hurricane. That's what she used to follow up her 60 Minutes interview and the cuts are still coming. And then the 60 Minutes interview followed that Daddy Issues podcast.

That was bad. And then now she's apparently going on with Stern. Has her stuff from The View even hit yet? Because she taped The View. Has that even hit yet?

Did it hit? I literally never watched those cronies. I just don't. Oh, there it is. Thank you. Thank you, Steve. I didn't watch it because Steve, we can count on Steve doing it. Steve getting it. So this, oh boy, audio soundbite 27.

You heard that answer she just gave on groceries and all that. Remember who's in the White House, right? Remember who's in Biden Harris? Okay, now play audio soundbite 27.

This is so bad. Well, if anything, would you have done something differently than President Biden during the past four years? There is not a thing that comes to mind in terms of and I've been a part of most of the decisions that have had impact. So nothing.

Oh, well, that's comforting. So forward the same. I wouldn't change anything forward. That's what I would have asked. So forward then. Yeah, nothing comes to mind. I don't know. Don't know what I do different.

And now all of the news you would probably miss. It's time for Dana's quick five. All right.

So a couple of a couple of things here. Osama bin Laden's son was banned from reentering France. He looks like a gun control advocate, I got to say. He just does. I didn't even know he was around. But yeah, he's social. He was glorifying terrorism. So he was banned. Are you surprised?

Is anybody surprised that goat doesn't fall far from me? Let's see. The Gen Z can't cope with life or hold down a job and they blame lazy Gen X parenting for their failures. I think Gen Z needs his ass beat.

Just saying it. Gen X. No, a lot of them are actually from baby boomers like like baby baby boomers, like the bad ones, not the good ones. But they said that they can't cope with life. And it's because they were raised by Gen X.

And I just think it's because you have crappy parents and you're probably horrible people and you shouldn't blame an entire generation for it. You know, there you go. Google's new A.I. is going to turn anything into a podcast. Yay.

Let's all put razors in our ears. Yeah, that's how books and podcasts. Yay, Google.

Someone isolated Perry Farrell's vocals from the night of the Jane's addiction addiction fight. And it's bad. Do we have it or no? Oh, OK. Well, it's bad then you can only imagine. It's definitely a hideous 70s interior trend is making a surprise comeback in homes.

Oh, boy. I think this is millennials. Wild sage, lemon, peach, sorbet, mint and avocado are becoming popular colors inside of home decor amongst that cohort.

Younger millennials and Gen Z-ers. They're taking you back to avocado green. Oh, my gosh. They say the retro shades are it looks dingy and nasty is what it looks like. If you're trying to make it a thing, I hope that you have to spend an ungodly amount of money in 10 years just to redo your bathroom because you deserve it.

You deserve the financial penalty. For people that lived in the 70s, they know that carpet was that color. Like toilets were that color. Everything. Everything was that. Everything was that color.

It was horrible. I mean, I I only because I grew up poor, so I just couldn't afford to redo our house. So in the 80s, that's what it looked like. It looked like the first house I ever had that I got as a young adult. That's what it looked like. So, yeah, I'm just saying that's pretty that is pretty hideous.

It is. Fashion designers are bracing a hideous new shoe trend. It's called it's sturdy. Shoes are making a comeback. First off, I hate kitten heels. Kitten heels are flats from women who that who can't commit to higher heels because they either can't walk in them or they don't have enough calf muscles. Make a commitment. Make the commitment. Kitten heels are stupid.

And when I see him, I want to stop them off. Just saying. So they said that sturdy shoes are making a comeback. What does that mean? It means platform everything so everyone can clop around looking like a Clydesdale.

That's what it looks like. You look like a Clydesdale. Women are not supposed to have brick feet. They're not supposed to have giant feet where you look like space Marines walking around. You're not supposed to have that like you're supposed to have dainty ankles and you're supposed to, you know, look like humans.

Not like Clydesdales. Just saying. Oh, I am reacting horribly to this article that I just came about at a tech website, which is called under consumption core. We're in a broke economic period and now people are trying to say that it's because of late stage capitalism. And so now we're at under consumption core. And if you ask them to identify it in a proper journalistic context, wherein the lead is immediately put up front in the first graph.

Well, they can't. They have to later on in the article say underconsumption core is framed as the antidote to overconsumption. I read articles like this and it makes me want to be such a maximalist that I want to consume everything. I have such a rural reaction to this kind of stuff. Like tiny houses make me want to be a maximalist. All white everything makes me want to vomit color. All I can't stand it. They want you to live in boxes and have shiplap everywhere and be poor and eat bugs. That's what they want. That's the truth of it.

Let's just be honest. And a woman was hospitalized after a cauliflower falls on her head in a British store and the supermarket apparently had an insulting response to her. She apparently had a severe headache, nausea and dizziness. Sounds like concussion. But she said that she slammed the supermarket.

They gave her a 25 pound voucher and some taxi fare and she said that was insulting. How does a cauliflower fall on your head? Like, what are you doing that a cauliflower falls on your head in the store? Like, stop.

Just stop it. Well, now there's a hair-raising, eyebrow-raising news story that just hit. I mean, it is October.

Welcome back, Dina Lash with you. It is October. Would you guys like to hear about it? It's about wife guy second dude. Second dude? Second dude. Yeah.

Yeah. Doug Emhoff. He's really leaning into this whole no, no, no. I'm just the husband of the vice president.

She's the more powerful. I think he's doing that as like a veneer to hide like his past indiscretions because, ooh, here's a headline. Quote, Doug Emhoff was a foul-mouthed a-astric-astric-hole and misogynist who hired a trophy secretary because she was pretty and retaliated against women who didn't flirt back at L.A. law firm. Ex-staff. Plural. Claim. Believa women. Right? Isn't that where we're at now? Me too. Attorneys who worked with Doug Emhoff at his former firm Venable say he yelled expletives, held a men-only cocktail hour in the office, revoked work perks from women who didn't flirt with him, and only took young, attractive associates in a limousine to a ball.

I thought this was America. The lawsuit also claims sex discrimination by other partners that he ran while he was engaged to Harris. And he hired an unqualified part-time model as a legal secretary because she was friendly with the powerful men in the office, is the claim. He looks like the guy who does that. He's trying to have like his Taiki Waititi moment and he's just not happening. He looks like the guy who would do something like that, doesn't he?

Can I just say, sidebar, this is why I don't understand, like, sugar babies. The looks got to play into it. You know, money can't make that visage more attractive. I just could not. There's no way on God's green earth.

There's just no way. What woman, you're going to hire a model to be a legal secretary because she's pretty and she flirts with the ugly, powerful men in the office? I mean, they're still ugly. Right? Looks is power.

They're still ugly. I look at him and I'm like, that's not, ew. Just, right? I don't know. Maybe I'm the only, I don't know.

I just, no, money cannot buy everything. So he's, now he acts like he's this feminist ally and a wife guy. Have you noticed that all the dudes who say that they're feminists are typically like abusive jackwagons? Have you noticed this?

That all comes out. Like, they all get milkshake ducked by, like, past posts. You guys know that term?

I think I explained it in one of my books. It was a joke that somebody made. Oh, here's a little duck that loves drinking milkshakes five seconds later. We regret to inform you that the duck is racist. So it's a milkshake duck. Like, you find something in their past that, that you thought they were nice and you thought they were cute. It's like, I'm waiting for Mu Dang to get milkshake ducked.

The little pygmy hippo in Thailand, which I watch all the time and that's all any of the algorithms show me is Mu Dang stuff. It's okay. But he looks like the guy who's, doesn't he? He has that smarmy look.

Okay, another sidebar. Women, you know when you look at a chick if she's crazy. Women have a radar.

Dudes, do you have a radar that is equal to that of a woman looking at a chick and saying, that woman's crazy. Warning. Dudes, can you do the same thing by looking at another dude and be like, mmm, he's nuts.

Warning. Is that, do you have that superpower, Cain? Well, yeah, I can, you can see it in women. I don't know how women see it in men. But in dudes, can you look at another dude and be like, like Doug Emhoff and be like, yeah, he looks like a... Oh, can a guy spot that? Yeah, can you see it in another guy? Steve, can you see it in another guy?

I mean, men are better gaslighters, I think, so probably not. They kind of hide it. No, you can kind of tell.

Depends. There's posturing, there's eye contact, there's breathing, all of that stuff. That body language, it's subtle, but you can tell. Don't you think that in his interviews, Doug Emhoff tries to act like he's, again, he's like, well, I'm a wife guy.

I'm just a wife guy. Right? I mean, this is a guy who, he cheated on his first wife, impregnated his nanny, and now we've got these accusations. And it just, mmm.

And then he slapped that girl in the line at the valet at Cannes Film Festival, which is like the bougiest thing I've ever heard. So I don't know. I mean, they, all of the false accusations that had no evidence against Kavanaugh were enough to almost like derail his Supreme Court advances.

And Kamala Harris led that. So what about this? I just feel as, yes, I do completely believe in James, the ideology of James Brown in the big payback. Yes, I absolutely do. You are a thousand percent correct. So I'm just saying, you know, it just seems like, you know, what's good for the goose is good for the gander here. Kamala, just saying. Thanks for tuning in to today's edition of Dana Lash's Absurd Truth Podcast. If you haven't already, make sure to hit that subscribe button on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts.