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Mr. Character, have you briefed former President Trump on your findings so far, and has his campaign asked for any changes in his security going forward after yesterday?

So I've had a conversation with the former president. You know, we've explained and we've worked with the campaign. The president is aware that he has highest levels of protection that the Secret Service is providing him. No changes in specific reaction, what we saw yesterday? We constantly evaluate based on threat.

And yesterday what we show is that our agents and our protective methodologies, and there's a lot of tactical assets in place, things that have been put in place as a result of what happened 60 days ago, those elements are working and that demonstrates the redundancies that we have. And so we constantly evaluate. We will, of course, look at this and see what lessons learned from it. But as of right now, we are constantly evaluating that threat. And if we need to ratchet up additionally, we will.

Thank you.

Well There's the latest, that was Secret Service press conference about this, what we know, some of the latest and what we know. regarding the second assassination attempt. And what gets me, we'll talk about this coming up. And I made mention yesterday of the media, some of the media reaction and all of this, is that they're acting like, well, because it didn't kill him, it's not technically a. Or because the guy didn't t get a shot off.

It's not technically a An assassination attempt. I don't know if you've seen some of that. But that's literally what is being argued by some of the people in the press. And I'm. I I mean I guess, you know, some of the the partisan depravity knows no bounds.

But that's just some of the latest of what we know. And If you are a subscriber over at my Substack chapter and verse, there's a great piece up. He was known, again, here we go, he was on the FBI's radar. he was a known entity.

Well, I mean, he kinda knew. that he was a known entity, being that This guy was already in trouble with the law prior to all of this. I mean, he had been in trouble with the law because he. Uh had well I mean had a criminal record and it went beyond just like Some traffic violations. I think there I read a piece where they were trying to say, Oh, we had some traffic violations before, it was more than that.

And Furthermore, I mean, the guy was he was a I mean, technically, I don't know how he wasn't a prohibited possessor. If you're found in violation of NFA law, you know, the National Firearms Act, if you're in violation of that and you're in possession of something, I don't know how you I mean, the normal person wouldn't be able to. Just, you know, walk free. I just got a lot of questions about some of this stuff. You know, I feel like.

That's it's You don't want people to be conspiracy minded.

Well, then do a better job of not making it look like there are conspiracies out there. I mean, I just don't know what else to tell you. Welcome to the program. Daniel Lash with you. We're at the top of this first hour here on this.

Tuesday It's already Tuesday and it feels like a Friday.

So... Or not a Friday. It feels like a like a double Monday. Kane's back in studio. It feels like a double Monday is what it feels like.

And so. This is just, you know, we've got further some more of the media reaction, et cetera. I just want to know what's going to change. What's I mean is are we going to be back in the same position? talking about this again, I mean, how many times can you survive?

Instances like this, and I've got a bone to pick with a lot of the reporting as well, as you would imagine I would.

So welcome. Again, Dana Lash with you.

So, this, um, I let me pull up, let me get some of my stories organized here. I had them all up here. Couple things. Couple things. Let's start here.

First off, It is weird to me. That You would not consider this? An attempt on someone's life if the guy wasn't successful in getting a shot off, right? I mean, Kane, do you still describe it as being Someone made an attempt. I mean, this is an attempted assassination, regardless of whether the guy got a shot off or not.

Oh, yeah. That's how I look at it. No, absolutely. And you have to. And there's so much video and audio in just the last six months alone on the media and Democrats literally inciting violence, if not calling directly for it.

It's just so silly to have this take the media's take on this.

So, of course, he was on the FBI's radar. Yeah. assassin. The FBI admitted That they got a tip In 2019, Lorraine's got a good piece up at Substack. They had a tip.

In 2019. that this guy this s this, you know, attempted assassin That He was in a he was a felon. in felony possession. of a firearm. And then the FBI apparently passed that local that information to local law enforcement in Honolulu, where they're very anti gun, by the way, the Honolulu folks.

I don't know if you're you're aware of this, but the Honolulu folks are not They're they're they're not very uh too a friendly with the laws out there. But they cl they did I guess they just didn't investigate it and they closed it due to lack of uh additional information, I think is what the uh is what was said. Due to lack of additional information, And they just the investigation was closed. This guy In a, he was hit with two federal gun charges. And this is the big question that I have.

He only gets two charges. He gets two charges. Two felony gun charges. That's all I get. Is that weird to anybody else?

I mean, he was there to kill, try to kill the former president of the United States. And he gets Two felony gun charges. One of those being that he was, you know, a felon in possession of a firearm. I mean, there's there's There is, you know. You you you have the I don't know what charge it would be, lying in wait to try to kill a president.

I just feel like that would be, I don't know. But the other issue, too, that no one is addressing that I haven't heard adequately addressed. By Anybody. With Secret Service or really anybody in Congress. I don't know if they're going to, are they going to have more hearings where they talk about this?

I mean, I appreciate the hearings and I appreciate Republicans trying to keep it all out in public, but I.

something needs to be done also. A little bit more than just hearings need to happen. Uh I mean this guy 12 hours posted up on the golf course in a bright pink shirt. And I was reading one specific. It said, so they did not advance the.

Because they said it was off schedule. They didn't sweep the golf course The entirety of the area before Trump went out there, they only swept, what was it, like 500 yards in front of them? as he was playing.

So they swept the area uh as he was playing through. And It was only when one of the Secret Service members saw a rifle, like, I guess, coming through the. The landscape shrubbery. that they saw him and uh that's when they took the shot. What?

And did you hear too, there was when they were talking about it, they said, well, because he's not President of the United States, so he's but they do, but they do provide this level of security. But because he's not the President, he doesn't get what, you don't get the premium package? You're no longer president, so you don't get the premium package anymore. I mean, how many people have to shoot at you before you get the premium package? of security with secret service.

How many people gotta take shots at you before people are like, uh Maybe maybe we should level up. They've also admitted to an international threat as well. Yeah, maybe we should, I don't know, level up. It just seems like that's something that you may want to look at. And watch.

I mean, at what point? And again, that's like my million-dollar question. At what point do you get the premium package? 'Cause I what what level is he at now? I feel like this is like when you're leveling up in space marine, right?

And it's like, okay, you know, you pick your class. You know, are you playing Bulwark? Are you playing Vanguard? What are you playing? And then are you going to be like the Raven Guard?

Are you going to be like, you know, what are you going to be? You know, and then you got to level up and you got to. This is where I start sounding like Vince Clortho from Ghostbusters. And I'm talking about, you know, and many a slur was upset that day. But I'm just saying, I mean, I'm looking at this like video game stuff.

Like, how do you, at what point do you level up? to the next and get the next thing. How many times do you gotta get shot at? Before you get the premium security service package. I you know, I I don't know.

They they haven't answered that. You saw the guy's bright pink shirt, didn't you, Kim? That would have stuck out to you, I think. Yeah, yeah. Bright pink.

I mean, that's you know what you wear if you're going to go and you're going to go assassinate. And I guess you wear a bright pink shirt.

So We've got more on this. I also wanted to play this. This is the other big story that's been totally destroyed. Remember in uh Ohio. Right?

how there were reports of Bomb threats coming in because J.D. Vance talked about Haitian illegal immigrants eating cats, right? I wanted to play this audio soundbite because Governor Mike Dewine says that all of those were hoaxes. Listen to this. Leased 33 separate.

Uh Bomb. Threats. each one of which has been Um responded to And each one of room has been found uh as a hoax.

So 33. Uh threats. 33 hoax. I want to make that very, very clear. None of these had any validity.

Uh at all. Uh we know uh Hmm. They were all fake. Who knew? All those bomb threats that they were saying got called in as a result of J.D.

Vance talking about this, they were all fake. Who would have thought it, Kane? Not I. But no, that's uh and that's Governor Mike DeWine saying all of there were 33 of them.

So they were and they apparently they all came out of state. They all came out of country, I think. Yeah. is what they said. It was all fake.

Fake as the day is long. Fake as the day is long. Because I saw people I'm looking at my timeline. I saw people actually on my mentions demanding that. Trump has gotta He's got to Condemn this stuff, these bombers.

Why does he have any obligation to condemn a hoax? That's why does he have any? Why does he, he doesn't have any obligation to condemn a hoax? Stop with that stuff. Stop with it.

So I, that was all, that was all fake. Who knew? Now, coming up, this is some of the stuff we're going to discuss because we got the VP debate. Oh boy. And uh Hillary She's the latest Democrat who speaks openly about wanting to jail Americans for misinformation.

They really hate free speech, these people. And Israel came up with a very ingenious way. to uh contact Hezbollah. Wait until you hear about this. We're going to get into that as well.

I also have some polling and surveys, women voters, apparently. According to some of the latest surveys, Women, younger women voters, are more liberal than they have been in decades, says a Gallup analysis. I would say brainwashed, but I digress.

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I'm wearing The baggy jeans today, and I feel like I hate myself and I want to throw myself off the roof because they're baggy jeans and they're not black stovepipe straight legs.

So, there you go, right there. You don't care. I do.

So, that's why I just said it on air in headlines. Do I care about Puff Daddy? I don't care. Throw him off a cliff and be done with it, right? Oh, give him his due process.

We know he did it. He's on the. But he got arrested in Manhattan for being a dirty perv, a dirty human trafficking pervert. I mean, I don't know. I'm immediately gonna suspect you if you call your name Puffy, if you say your name's Puffy and then you call yourself P.

Diddler, and then you are beat P. Diddler. He is, he's the diddler. That's his, that's gonna, you know what? That's gonna be his newest Marvel character.

It's the diddler. He's gonna go quick. But he was arrested in a sex trafficking probe, and I. I mean, isn't this kind of obvious? Like, everybody, there were rumors about this for a long time, right?

I mean, Usher, even, you know, otherwise, doesn't have anything to do with the economy. If he's a criminal, throw him off a cliff. Convict him, throw him off a cliff. You know? Be done with it.

Let's go on. Jane's Addiction, Perry Pharrell issued a statement, so they canceled their whole tour, if you like Jane's Addiction. And Perry Pharrell spoke out about it. He's been a big boy and taking responsibility. He said that he apologizes to his bandmates, particularly Dave Navarro.

And he said that, you know, he apologized for it happening. He apologized to his fans. And he said, you know, my breaking point is inexcusable and I take accountability for how I chose to handle it.

So good for him. He took it. I hope he gets whatever help he needs. It's just sad. It's sad to see.

Never meet your heroes, although I never met him and he's never been a hero. Let's see. Hunt, is it Hyundai? Yeah. Because I have certain family members that say Hyundai, and I just, it confuses me.

Hyundai pauses ads on X because they're giant female copulatory organs. If Elon Musk doesn't bend a knee to speech censorship, then they're like, oh, he's creating a Nazi hellscape. That's what X is. You realize that they are bouncing accounts that are in violation of the terms of service as soon as they see them, right? It's not, they don't, they have to be made aware of them and then they do it.

But because it's not done before the person offends, the left is using that as justification for claiming that they're like promoting and nurturing a petri dish of Nazi social interaction.

So they had a Hyundai ad that appeared next to a Rando who posted stupid, he was probably a Rando troll who posted Hitler content. And there was a Hyundai ad that appeared next to it. And now everyone's freaking out about it. And all of the people who hate Elon Musk and hate speech are trying to, they're putting pressure on Hyundai to drop any ad association with X. And I just think that all of you people need to shut up.

I'm so done with it. Like, stop it. Like, you know what? They've done more to curtail this than the Secret Service have done to curtail presidential assassins.

So, stop. Uh, let's see. Uh, several dead after trying to cross the English Channel. Why? Why would you do it?

Why would you cross it? Stormy weather, choppy water. Why? Eight people they were trying to call across the channel from France to England. Uh, and they said that, uh, and of course, they were people who were trying to claim asylee.

You're not an illegal immigrant. You're not, not everybody can claim asylum. And the Norfolk Southern CEO was fired over an office relationship. Speaking of diddlers, he's married. He had an inappropriate relationship with an employee.

So he was big pimping in his big old CEO office, and he was ended up, he ended up being fired.

So, you know what? I just don't mess where you get your bills paid. Just don't. We got more on the way. Stick with us.

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So Donald Trump, someone has attempted to assassinate Donald Trump twice using an AR-15. Is Donald Trump doing any Rethinking about his views on the weapons that have been used in both those incidents.

So, Donald Trump, that's Nicole Wallace, who's like, maybe we, I don't know. Is anyone rethinking about Secret Service protection? Maybe we could start with that instead of going after an instrument that someone used. I mean, they got there with cars too. We're gonna go ban the cars, which actually are involved in more.

you know, vehicular thefts and all that other stuff. I'm just, you know, curious. Welcome back to the program. Dana Lash here at the bottom of this first hour. They're really trying that.

They're mad because he hasn't called for gun control. I think actually, if Trump did call for gun control, Democrats would suddenly be against it because it's Trump. You know? Like if Trump was out there and if he went out there and said, Let's ban all the assault weapons And borrowed their made-up phrase. I really think the Democrats would hate it because they just hate Trump and they would be suddenly like the Second Amendment.

I honestly think they would. I'm not even kidding you. I don't think they would be like, finally, he said something smart. I think just out of petty spite, they would forget. their machinations and they would just embrace it.

They would they would yeah, they would like, oh, we just we we hate it now because Trump proposed it. We hate all the things. Like if he came out with a cure for all diseases, they would hate it. Because he proposed it. You know.

It's just it's it's goofy. But she's she's asking, is he rethinking his views on the weapons that have been what are you talking about? What do you mean, why would he rethink his views on the weapons that are used? Maybe I'll be rethinking your views on how you're providing secret service and the security Orchestration around previous presidents and potential next presidents. Or, I don't know, here's the thought: maybe you guys shouldn't try to.

Use language to press the buttons of nutjobs who are looking for excuses to justify their murderous fetishes. I mean, that could also be a suggestion. But I realize that that completely falls on the smooth brains of the people who are pushing these talking points on all of the other alphabet agencies. I mean, this is just. That's I'm it's so dumb.

And I keep see I keep hearing this over and over again. Who is this? I don't even know who this one dude is, and I don't care. Audio Soundbite 8, just the talking point. This other guy, this dude that I see on MSNBC, and I'm purposely Preventing myself from learning anything about him because I don't care.

But this is just a repeat of what Nicole Wallace said. This is 18. Listen. Eighteen, eighteen percent. I do not feel comfortable having yet another conversation.

About the horrible gun violence in this country without talking about the guns. Because I agree with Tim, I want this political violence to stop. And to me, I would propose a solution to this. I call it the protect trade. Trump.

Uh uh at all costs, assault weapons bare. No. How about you you just not be a jackwagon? and claim that a dude whose policies you don't like isn't the next Hitler or isn't an existential threat to democracy. And maybe that won't, I don't know, like inspire people to go out and try to merc him because of all the rhetoric they hear people like this dude spout.

That's just a thought. You know? I will never understand the people who think that the rights of the innocent should be determined by the actions of criminals. We'll never understand that. And that's what he's proposing here.

That is exactly what he's proposing. But it's still the blame Trump thing. Audio Sun by 16, Wolf Blitzer over at CNN. I mean, there were tons of these headlines last night. This is one example.

Listen. It's interesting, SC, as Amisha just said, the Trump campaign is seizing on this apparent assassination attempt as a way to rile up. his base uh but how do you see it He's trying to rile up his base. Do you know the Hill had a piece yesterday? that said Republicans seethe.

Yeah. Uh the headline. This was over at the hill GOP seethes. after second apparent assassination attempt on Trump.

So Democrats are cool then? Yeah. They're totally fine. They're just pointing out that Republicans are upset. Like, why are you guys upset?

It should be totally a normal to kill people that you just don't like. I mean, you know what? I'm going to warn you people. Don't ever, ever make that a reality. Especially with people who buy ink and ammo by the barrel.

Don't ever do that. Just saying, that would be so dumb for you to do. Yeah, that it's uh they this is the this is the paragraph. This is the hill. GOP lawmakers return to the Capitol angry and upset.

Oh. Oh. It's a Republican thing? It's a GOP thing? Who knew?

Who knew? They're uh they seethe. That's Mm-hmm. They don't care. They don't care.

They don't care about any of this. They didn't care that they had their base out in the street rioting. You know, up in up and leading up to 2020, they didn't care. They didn't care that a church was set on fire near the White House. They didn't care.

They didn't care that entire, actually historically black neighborhoods more often than not were looted and many of them burned to the ground. They didn't care about any of that. It's okay. See, because they're the left. and they can do whatever they want.

If the right gets fidgety, if you see a riot. And I gotta say, J6, I I still think that there were plants there, but I think that there were people on the right who just went along with it. But it was a small fraction of the people who were blocks away at the rally. Or just the riot that happened there. I don't, I've never known anything of a riot like that really happening with the right.

And again, The only fatality was someone who was shot by Capitol Police, which, you know, that I question that. But that's an officer-involved shooting that the left loves. They love it if police, if cops are sh are shooting Republicans, I guess. Dino, that's so incendiary, is it? Or is it just accurate and the truth hurts?

I kind of think the latter.

So this uh a whole thing The left in speech. Hilary, we've th we've got this audio. Hilary, wants people to be jailed, over misinformation. She says there needs to be a deterrence. in this latest audio.

This is audio sound bite 5,000. Thank you, sir. Just as Mueller indicted a lot of Russians who were engaged in direct election interference and boosting Trump back in 2016. But I also think there are Americans who are engaged in this kind of propaganda. And whether they should be civilly or even in some cases criminally charged is something that would be a better deterrence because Well, first off, foreign entities and foreign-run companies can't hide behind free speech to seed the populace with propaganda.

I mean, that's not really so much a First Amendment issue because you're talking about foreign entities that are trying to exercise the rights of the citizenry in order to propagandize to them.

So that's a completely different thing, number one. Number two, what the left defines as misinformation is usually fact checks upon their own propaganda. And so they want to control all of this. This is they've started this misinformation thing to try to control speech on the digital sphere. And this all of this latest effort, this effort to exert control over the guy who founded Telegram and going after Mark Zuckerberg and going after Elon Musk, all of this stuff is these are all efforts to try to control speech much in the manner that they were able to control and assume control over broadcast.

I mean, that's just the truth of it. But what is misinformation? I mean, to her, the laptop was misinformation, even though it was very real. Right. I mean, what is misinformation?

Her husband Having some romantical times in the Oval Office was misinformation until it wasn't. It's misinformation until you drown them with receipts. But For her to say this, she wants criminal charges, people who are spreading propaganda.

Well, that's just simply anti-speech because she's not talking about foreign entities, although she's trying to conflate the two. What She's specifically discussing is going after American citizens with us. That is a huge difference. You're talking about going after the American citizenry with us. And This is I mean, it's tough.

Because we have protections. You know, you you you ab you have protections for that as citizens. But they don't really They don't really recognize any of that, you know? That's not something that they recognize, which is unfortunate. But that's the lat I mean, and that's the latest.

They they want to control speech. They they want to jail people who essentially disagree with you. I mean this is I mean to jail them Is there anybody on the left that is not obsessed with diminishing the rights? of Americans. I'm just curious.

Anybody? I mean, by the way. This is, let me pull this up. This was a very. Interesting piece that I was reading.

It was a piece from Jonathan Turley. And he was getting into the EU and the s the f the free speech laws. And suppression with regards to the EU, how the European Union was, this was back a couple of years ago, they were warning Musk to not restore free speech protections. Clinton and other Democrat leaders were demanding it. People like Elizabeth Warren, et cetera.

I mean, she has helped Hillary Clinton herself. Has helped, along with other Democrats, the EU, prosecute these people over free speech. They wanted speech suppressed. I mean, they even looked, they said that in this piece from Charlie, they talked about Elizabeth Warren and Hillary Clinton. They were looking to Europe to fill the vacuum, call upon their European counterparts to pass a massive censorship law to, quote, bolster global democracy before it's too late.

And it was back at the time, she was the Prime Minister of New Zealand, Jacinda Arden. But they said that it's free speech. The EU censors assure Democrat leaders they're not going to allow free speech to break out on Twitter. Regardless of the wishes of its owner, this has been happening for a long time, this fight over free speech with the EU, because the digital sphere, it's not really so much the town square anymore, it's the world square. And this has been a huge problem for the left because they can't control, they want to put out their misinformation, case in point.

You know, all of the stuff that you see with the lockdown, with the pandemic, and all of this. But they've been doing this Digital Services Act, and they also want to push it something similar here in the United States. They want censorship laws. They don't think that people's speech on these digital platforms should be protected. They're arguing that any speech that challenges the narrative is speech that is dangerous and speech that cannot be protected.

That's what they're fighting for. It's Is there a Democrat that isn't out there trying to shut people up? Compromise rights. I mean good grief. It is fascism.

It's absolutely fascism. It's here. It is here.

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Get the lowdown on the latest news with a side of laughs. Whenever you want, subscribe to the Dana Show podcast on YouTube, Apple, or wherever you get your podcast. Yeah. Like sands through the hourglass, so are the days of the United States. The former president has another opportunity, after surviving yet another assassination attempt, to show the country a better way forward, to lower the rhetoric, to lower the tone, to use less aggressive language in his speech so that.

We as a country can move forward in a more peaceful and nonviolent way. See, Jane was raped, and Jane could go a long way in helping to prevent this from happening again by making sure her skirts touch the ground and not showing any ankles or wrists and making sure that her figure isn't visible to attract that negative attention. She ought to just cover up. It's the same logic. Exact same E exact same brat dumbass energy.

It's it's the same it is, you know it is. Brat, spread summer. Golly. Welcome back. I have never felt more Gen X.

Every now and then I get a Gen X overwhelming feeling, and today, tiz it. It's a warm, stale stagnant. Fuzzy feeling.

So familiar.

So welcome back. La la la la la. Dana Lash with you. We're at the uh we're rounding up this third, their first hour.

Well, that's how it is that who was that guy? That was uh what what stoge was that?

Some guy. Oh, was it? Who was it? His name is Kerbella. No, I don't even know.

We don't care. Can we name him? Can we name him ourselves? Yes, of course. Duke Stoogum.

Sounds right. Yeah, it sounds about right. Anyway. He's uh I mean The idea that it's I mean, you're the dude getting shot at and it's your fault. I mean, he was playing golf or crying out loud.

Hey, if you just let us control your speech, you know, you'd be a lot safer. I mean, why I mean, you know, he couldn't he exists, and people are shooting at him. I mean, maybe he couldn't exist. You know, that would go a long way in helping. Speak like we want you to speak, or hey, that's how you'd be safe.

Exactly. Yeah, these shootings will continue until the morale improves. That's what we're hearing right now. It's what we're hearing right now. It makes me feel this is see look.

There are a lot of people out there like me, but they're just busy. Like, this is my job. This is what I do. And I'm very grateful and very blessed. And then I get to do what I love.

But there are people out there, lots of them. A lot of them are watching now. and listening now, who think like me. And they're just done with it to the point of exhaustion. And I'm telling you, these are the people That you do not want to make enemies out of.

Because when these people cross that Rubicon, mentally and emotionally. Falling down is but a fairy tale. The movie with Michael Douglas? But a fairy tale. That's not even.

getting for an appetizer that's not even the drink at the door as you come in and say hello to everyone at the party Right. That's not even the pregame before you leave. It's not even the start. All I'm saying is that Those people. who are just fed up with it.

and kind of just want to live their lives and do what they have to do and spend time with their family. while they are here on this God forsaken rock. The last thing that you want to do is make those people enemies. The last thing that you want to do is to make those people exert. More energy having to talk back to this nonsense than they want to exert in any given day.

Because you'll get your A double snakes just eviscerated. And this I mean, we're all there. We're all there. You know, don't make us go back because the thing is, is Gen Z. We're petty and we revel in it.

And there's a certain enjoyment. It was our only company for a while. Like, these people think that they're smart asses. We were born in it. Yeah.

Gen X, we were born in it. It's like Bain, right? You like, you merely adopted the dock. I was born in it. Wait, I gotta do it properly.

You merely adopted the dock. I was born in it. That's how we are. That's Gen X. I mean, we've played in the pits.

They were our toys. Just sayin'. I just, this, all of this, this, stop with your speech suppression and blaming people for lefting nut jobs, attacking, and that's the thing. It's now they're trying to. put space in between these people's political inclinations and what they did.

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but not federal law. In addition to holding the suspect accountable, the public deserves to know the truth about how this assassination came to be. Yeah, I think that's good. I mean, he's there launching a criminal probe. Oh this attempt, this is some of the latest stuff that's out.

And uh out uh to actually I was out this morning. And he says the public deserves to know, and he's right, the public does deserve to know. How much? I mean, there's still so much that we don't even know. Just about Uh Butler County.

I mean, there's a lot. And so, thankfully, he's this is something that DeSantis is leaving. He's not going to allow them to. sweep this under the rug, or take attention off of it. And there are things that he can do with some of the departments that are state-run.

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where the chat happens daily. We're also over on X. He's got this dude, the state level probe is going to run on it's going to be simultaneous with the federal investigation. And they could bring more charges against him. And I was I was actually Lorraine and I were in Slack last night discussing this and Because I, I mean, I'm just amazed that this guy gets two, you know, for right now, what it is is two charges.

He has two felony gun charges. And It's Wild that he has just, you know, these two charges. That's, you know, he had, and one of them, Some of his history, you know, 2002 incident weapons of mass destruction. Was a binary explosive with a 10-inch diameter and a blasting cap.

So that was an explosive. that he had.

Some were saying that it was full auto. That was an explosive that he had. Oh some reports had r had had classified it as such. I also too want to know how this guy Had the money to travel. And how did he?

He lived in Hawaii. He traveled to Ukraine. How did this guy get the money to do all of this? Wasn't he like this broke roofer? This attempted assassin from Florida, wasn't he a broke roofer?

He apparently, there was a GoFundMe. Page posted by his fiancé. He traveled there. They raised he wanted $2,500 for GoFundMe. They raised $1,800.

And They said that That this guy had arranged for a delivery of 120 drones to the front lines. He literally, I think, just made up stories about himself. This is like royal tenen bombs to the nth degree. Isn't it? Like maliciously so.

They said that Ukraine's land forces command, their foreign legion, told CNN that apparently this guy contacted them several times, but was never a part of the. How did he even contact them? How do you sit here and contact the Ukraine Land Forces Command Foreign Legion? How do you just sit around? You're a roofer and you contact them.

Guys This is weird, yo. Yeah. Spooky. There's certainly no way a government agency would have been involved. Yeah, it's spooky, isn't it?

I mean it is spooky season, Kane. This is a very spooky story. Yeah. He was trying to get fighters from Afghanistan to Ukraine. He was frustrated by lack of progress.

And apparently he said that in his meetings with Ukrainian officials he got yelled at by most everyone. Did he actually ever meet people? One of this this one dude said who's with, I guess, Ukraine military, said, We can confirm that he reached out multiple times online. He was offering us all these recruits, but it was obvious that it was not realistic, and we didn't even answer. There was nothing to answer to.

He was never part of the Legion and didn't cooperate with us in any way. But then how did he get How does he get all these New York Times stor he got interviewed by the New York Times and Newsweek. How does this happen? That just tells you the left does not put any effort into these damn stories. They just run with them.

They just pick any Tom Dicker Harry off the street and run with it. This is wild. They said Evelyn Ashbrenner, an American citizen who served in Ukraine's International Legion for two years, told CNN that they warned this dude multiple times, you have to go through official routes to recruit people to fight in Ukraine, but he wouldn't listen. And then he got mad because he saw it as Ukraine's unwillingness to accept his help. She said he had this delusion of grander thing, and all it did was cause headaches for everybody.

They already have a recruiting website. There's no need for you to do this. They said he was off. A person who should not be in a war zone. I I don't know.

I have but how did this guy Get Again, how did he get in front? Newsweek interviewed him. He was on television with CNN. We played some of these sound bites yesterday. He was.

on with them, doing interviews with them. How? How? I am Positively mystified Kane. Mm-hmm.

How does this happen? He lived in a tiny town on the north shore of Oahu. He worked in roofing. His he had a dilapidated house that was apparently falling apart. There was a guy who gave his company a bad review on Facebook.

Uh he said that uh He's I mean, he sounded like a nut job. He tried to run for mayor. He had a makeshift vote for him website. And, but his, yeah, his house was like falling down. He had a delusion of grandeur.

He wanted to depict himself as this globetrotting freedom fighter. And I don't know. I mean, what gets me? CNN I I he wrote uh CNN had interviewed him. We had this.

We had all of this. He was uh interviewed by CNN. He was on Uh, what is it? New York Times, uh, Newsweek, uh, MSNBC I think. And now they're having to write about this guy who was detained, but they treated him like he was a real.

Like what he was doing was a real thing. I am amazed at this. No one's, are we not? Are we going to gloss over that? Because I can't move past it.

We had some of this from yesterday, some of these sound bites from yesterday. Uh How I don't know. How in the world? Does this happen? And he when he was remember when he was interviewed He I'm going to pull this out.

When he was interviewed, he was interviewed as a guy who. uh was like in the know with all of this stuff. They had this New York Times reporter Thomas Gibbs Gibbons neff. He interviewed him. He They were in Ukraine.

And he interviewed him. And apparently that I mean, I I don't know. I guess did he not confirm as to whether or not this guy was legit before putting him on television? They helped build up this guy's delusion is my point. They helped build up his delusion.

And he was critical of Trump on social media, so that probably didn't hurt. I don't know. No one's asking these reporters, like, wait a minute, why were you interviewing this guy? Yeah, Cut 15 is them admitting it, and Cut 21 is Joy Reid completely lying about it. But you do what you do.

Yeah, audio 7 by 15 play this, because this is so this is CBS. This is a totally different network. Yeah, a completely different network where they talk to him, listen to this. Ryan Ruth was the suspect in an alleged assassination attempt on former President Trump. I immediately recognised the name because I had been in touch with Ryan Ruth for over a year in the early stages of the war in Ukraine.

Like thousands of other international volunteers, he apparently went to Ukraine to help. I don't believe that he was fighting himself, but he had put up signs in Kyiv, Ukraine's capital, offering to help other foreigners find places in Ukrainian battalions.

So New York Times Same headline. New York Times reporter revisits earlier interview. With this guy. How? Now this guy said he was working on uh an article about foreign fighters and volunteers in Ukraine.

and he had interviewed this guy, fifty eight years old. And I guess One of these media stories I guess kicked off perhaps the other media interest. That's usually what happens if like there's a producer sees that You know, you're doing, you know, an interview with Someone, and then they, you know, they turn around and they book you for their show. It's kind of how it. And I'm wondering if that's if it went, if that's how it was.

But why is no one, no one's talking about this? There's just no Um D I I'm I'm just how does this happen? This this is what we also need more. more answers on. A few other things to get into.

I'm just perplexed by this one though. A few other things to hit on. The VP debate.

So apparently, because I guess it's going to be CBS, their leadership over at CBS, they have tons of Democrat donors and they're hosting the VP debate. How? Okay. And I mean Democrat donors meaning that's those are the people that are in their Uh their executive level. I mean like the leadership of CBS.

So they are hosting the only vice presidential debate at probably. Will end up being the last debate of the cycle. It's going to take place on October 1st. hosted by CBS, obviously between J. D.

Vance and Tim Walls. And they said that a number of their leadership. have donated hundreds of thousands of dollars. to Biden and Harris. And then Pelosi's Victory Fund as well.

And some of them are also board members on Paramount, etc. There's been a lot of money raised for them, and some people are wondering whether or not that. Um That Compromises CBS's ability to hold a fair and impartial. I don't mind if people donate. I think money is speech.

I don't I don't care if somebody donates their own private money. in their own private time. to a politician. I mean, are we to suspect that Preventing them from doing so is going to make them into a conservative or make them be more unbiased. No, not at all.

I just, I wish that. That they approach their jobs with a certain level of unbiased. But I don't care what people do with their own money. I'm not going to be one of those people that demand that if you're On this board, then you have to forfeit your speech and you can't donate your money how you see fit. But I do, I don't know why we're it's a CBS thing.

I don't know why we keep agreeing to these. It's always on the left, these like far left. entities that do it. That's uh that's gonna be on October 1st. that debate.

I would imagine that that's going I I Tim Walls I don't think is disciplined. But he's older and he's more seasoned and he's a lot more nefarious than people give him credit for. And J D Vance can have his buttons pushed too. He's younger. He's hungrier.

And that can open you up for mistakes.

So this is going to be kind of an interesting I think JD Vance is smarter. Uh but Tim Tim Wallace is going to try to out every me and him. How's that going to work? There's a point where you can't out-everyman someone because then you sound like you're pandering. Burn a gun.

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So the first image of the ill-fated Titan submersible wreckage was revealed at a hearing into the tragedy. You know, you can't send a little capsule down there that's controlled with, like, what is it, a PlayStation Gen 1 controller. I think that's gonna work. First image of the Titan submersible. They said that uh they they've they've Publish that image, it's spooky looking.

It's definitely, I wouldn't have gone down there, but you know what? That's just, you know, that's me. But they said that it's the first, it's part of this hearing. It's the piece that's in the photo is the broken tail cone. and that's on the hazy blue floor of the Atlantic.

So, that's just depressing. Family of a veteran claims that his body was cut up by what? And sold in North Texas by UNT. Oh my gosh, this is crazy.

So, this is local media, they had an investigation into the Dallas Medical Examiner's Office. that's apparently been sending bodies to UNT's Health Science Center to rent to companies for medical research. This is a crazy story. Unfortunately, that's all they give you in this because it's a video, so it's not much of a headline. This is Brazilian mayoral candidate hit his opponent with a chair during a live debate.

The candidate, Jose Detaña, a TV presenter, was expelled from the debate. He hit Pablo Marcel with a chair. He just got mad. And it was like a Jerry Springer episode, it was a televised debate. And it descended into total chaos.

And one of them had threatened to hit the other prior to the debate. And then it just got crazy, and the guy picked up a debate and crashed it down on Marcel's shoulder. And just, wow, I don't know, I don't know if that's gonna go over well. you know, with voters that have Yeah, it may not. Instagram is automatically going to put teens into private accounts with increased restrictions for the teenagers whose parents are too stupid and lazy to monitor their own children's social media consumption by themselves.

And so, so as to prevent the government from stepping in and putting further restrictions on what private companies can and can't do, Instagram is going to automatically put teens into private accounts. They say they're testing ways to corral teens into these accounts, even if they lie about their ages.

So, parents, don't be lazy and monitor what your kids do on social media. It's not difficult. Be a parent or keep your niece kissing. And, I mean, that's like sound advice, this is from my grandma. I just don't know why people let their kids just once.

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So Over here.

Sorry.

Sorry.

So I've had a conversation with the former president. You know, we've explained and we've worked with the campaign. The president is aware that he has highest levels of protection that the Secret Service is providing him. No changes in specific reaction to what we saw yesterday. We constantly evaluate based on threat.

And yesterday what we show is that our agents and our protective methodologies, and there's a lot of tactical assets in place, things that have been put in place as a result of what happened 60 days ago, those elements are working and that demonstrates the redundancies that we have. And so we constantly evaluate. We will, of course, look at this and see what lessons learned from it. But as of right now, we are constantly evaluating that threat. And if we need to ratchet up additionally, we will.

Constantly evaluating the threat. I mean, I don't know that I'm happy with his response there, Kame. That's Secret Service Acting Director. Yes, he's got the highest levels of protection that they're providing him. I just want to be paid for just sitting around and evaluating my work.

I'd like to just evaluate stuff. That sounds very generous of you. Like, this is the year of like evaluating stuff, and me and my friends were just like evaluating him. That's the energy I was getting from him. That's exactly what it was.

It felt like it, yeah. I mean, it did. The, um. Issue though. It's just like, I mean, what all you need to evaluate.

Don't let him get shot. Don't let people, I mean, do you realize how I don't want to make light of this or make this sound. Awkwardly disrespectful. But it is almost comical. That this dude was only spotted when they saw his rifle, the barrel poking through the shrubs.

Well, he is in a bright pink shirt. It's not like he was a mountain goat in a ghillie suit. In the side of a tree. He was in a bright pink shirt. Posted up there for 12 hours.

Nobody thought, Hey Maybe. Maybe we should. I don't care if it was a last minute you know, if he was playing golf at the last minute or not. You How is this just how is this even possible? I mean, I got a lot of questions about this stuff, you know?

I got some questions.

Sounds like it was easier to get near him than it is like anything else. I don't know. It's just it's It's odd. But that was the acting secret service, the the acting director of the secret service there who was remarking on that. I don't know.

Maybe we'll see if this, you know, what are they actually going to change? Don't know. Uh I wanted to to get into this story with uh Israel here. With Hezbollah. Guys remember Pagers?

That was like a big thing in high school. Pagers. If you had a pager, according to Nana, you were a drug dealer or a doctor, one of the two.

Okay. No in between. Yeah, there's no in between. You were either a doctor or a drug dealer, according to Nana. If you had a pager, serious, but can I just point out, like, I get it if you're like a doctor and like you get like a 911 code on your, I get that.

But if you're a regular person with a pager, like you had to go and find a phone and call somebody, that was so dumb. You know it? You know how dumb that was. How did we live before call waiting? Article waiting, call caller ID.

How did we live before that? I mean, now I can ignore people's calls so much more easily with caller ID than I could ever before. That makes you not want to use it, makes it easier to not use your phone. Anyway, the reason I bring this up with Hezbollah. Nine dead, 2,800 injured.

The Israeli defense minister warned: look, he was telling the United States: look, the clock is running out on having a diplomatic solution. The diplomatic solution coming from Democrats that are running the government is: well, let's just sit around and do nothing. Maybe it'll evolve. Maybe it'll resolve itself. Just don't do anything.

So today the Israelis uh alerted a bunch of people in uh Hezbollah. In Beirut, their pagers were rigged with explosives. And they all went off this morning. It was pager detonations. And they said that a lot of people were wounded, 200 critically eight were killed in the explosions.

Thousands of Hezbollah members were seriously wounded. thousands of Hezbollah members. It was in, they said one Reuters journalist themselves specifically saw ten Hezbollah members bleeding to death from wounds. And they said that the pagers were owned by a number of workers in various Hezbollah units and institutions. and they exploded.

And the detonations of these pagers used by the group killed some of their fighters. I just want to know how this was carried out because. It's quite genius. The um Wall Street Journal reported that apparently hundreds of these Hezbollah members had these devices. And what they speculated was that it was malware that caused them to heat up and explode.

That is so genius. And also terrifying, but that is so genius. I mean, wow. They say, I mean, you know, you got to protect your people, Howard, you got to protect it. And Hezbollah's like, it's a big security breach.

No joke, huh? They said that the biggest security breach they've been subjected to. I mean, the the there's video of it detonating. There's some there's some It's a Crazy story, Kane. I mean, the the photos are crazy.

They uh ambulances rushing about everywhere. Lebanon's health ministry urged health workers to head to hospitals. I mean, they're all Hezbollah people. That's the thing. They got hurt.

Or blowed up.

Okay, well you're you're gonna say There weren't explosives intentionally put in here? They were just the same. He was like, here's a program that will make the battery explode. I'm not saying that I would like to know how that works, but just curious for a purely educational standpoint. And that's old tech.

Yeah. Good lord. We're doomed. Why? If we don't get this government sized down and their involvement in everything, we're doomed.

Wait a minute. Why are you talking about using this? Because how many different. battery things do you carry around? With you.

Like, obviously, your phone, you have your watch. But I don't carry anything on my person. You don't have your watch on? Oh, I do, yeah. You're going to blow your wrist off.

Yeah, I do. Yeah, you're making me wonder about that. You're all about this stuff. Could it actually heat up enough to do that? I'll look like something from Tropic Thunder.

I didn't intentionally share these videos with Juan. There's the one in the grocery store where you see one exploding off a guy's hip, and he just goes down. His leg looks all mangled up. Yeah, I never wear my phone on my person like that. Like ever.

I carry it in my pocket like that. Yeah, you do. You do. Dudes do. Chicks don't, I don't think.

I even like when driving, have it right between my phone. Oh my gosh. You keep your phone there when you're driving? Yeah. I totally do not.

I don't like having loose things by me in a car. I mean, I'm really rethinking that right this second. Yeah. But yeah, I've done that. See, this is where all my little weirdo tics come in, come into play.

It's like. It's like signs, right? At the very end of signs. Don't sit here and be like, spoiler alert, this movie's been out forever. It's not my problem.

At the very end, the little girl that has water everywhere, and it all of a sudden all makes sense. The cups of water everywhere. And Mel Gibson's looking around, and it's like, you know, he's processing this. He sees the reflection of the alien in the television, which was genius. It's such a genius movie.

And he sees all these, you know, half-drank cups of water, and it's all making sense. And he sees the bat on the wall. You know, you tell him to see and swing. Oh my gosh, it all makes sense. I feel like that's me with all my weirdo tics.

Like, you know, I don't carry my phone on my person. I don't like having bulky items on me like that, except for a gun because. I just don't, I don't want it on there. I don't, I don't like to carry other stuff like that on me because I only want only my gun. I don't want to have to worry about anything else falling out of my pockets or anything else like that.

So I just don't carry those items on my person. And also, I feel weird about it. Like, I don't even like holding up the phone to my head. I don't even like that, right? Oh man, now I'm thinking like earbuds and all this kind of stuff.

Yeah, I'm curious. Are the batteries that we have? I can watch these videos all day or not even all day. I watch and all of that, like, are they different than the batteries in that old tech? Because Then the malware would have to be a little different to manipulate the batteries that are today, I would assume.

But This is scary. I mean Is it? I feel like w we could already do this. I mean, I don't have a pager or a flip phone. But the idea itself.

And don't you feel like Hezbollah used Pagers so they. Because they thought that would be safer. Yeah, like they couldn't get tracked. Yeah, we're going to be a lower-grade tech. Wah, wah.

No, not going to happen. That long dude fell down like LeBron on the court. He just went down. Did he really get that hurt? There was, I saw some video of a hospital.

It's like one minute of footage where they were going to bed after bed, and all these guys have like holes in their sides. And in their laps. Because they had these pagers in their pockets. Because they were terrorists, is why. Right.

Oh, I should warn people: it's graphic button high you're watching. Did you see the number of them? Apparently, there were 2,500 of these. Explosions of which several of people died and many, many more have like holes in them. as they try to survive these injuries.

I mean, that's what happens when you're a terrorist. When you go off and you do actual those are actual terrorists, not like the terrorists that the left tries to act you know say exist here. No, these are actual actual terrorists. And that's what happens when you're a terrorist. When you do terroristy stuff.

Sometimes your page room might blow up. But you do bring up a good point with like the watch and all that stuff. Yeah, and also this laptop I'm sitting in front of. Yeah. Now I'm worried about now I feel worried about my watch.

I just like, that was the one thing that I actually finally broke down and did was the watch. I think it's super convenient. It's great. For heart health. Yeah, it really is.

That was when I had like a little health scare that turned out to be totally fine. And I was like, oh, I can see the point of it.

So I wore the watch because of that. Yeah, I was able to accurately track my sleep and all of that. Yeah, I don't do that. I don't want to track my sleep. I need to.

I don't get hardly any. Can I just say I will never under, I just don't understand the people who track their sleep and count every calorie and keep diaries of their stuff. Yeah, no, tracking sleep and counting calories are two separate worlds. Yeah, two separate things. Those are just like you're giving yourself busy work.

Why would you do that? It's busy work. No, it isn't the watch. I'm just doing it. I'm just wearing the watch.

Like, you just know what time you're going to go to bed. Like, okay, I'll get this amount of sleep. I know it takes me 20 minutes to fall asleep. That's so cute. That's so cute.

You just got a bedtime and you go to bed and go to. No, no, I take melatonin. No, believe me, because I am super, I get super hyper-focused on stuff. I have a whole nighttime routine. It is an hour-long ritual that I do every night before I go to bed to unhook my mind from everything that I do during the day.

I have to do it. Because if I don't do it, guess what? Ain't nobody going to bed. That's how that works. But I've seen your 2 a.m.

messages. That's when my rituals interrupted, Kane.

So, nobody goes to bed. That's why I try. I have to get an X amount of hours, or else I cannot function mentally. Yeah. But when I do, when I am, I can go to my whole point.

I just can't, I can't stand wearing. Jewelry and watches and stuff going to sleep. How do people do that? Are you waiting? A watch when you go to sleep.

I don't want anything that's like monitoring me when I'm sleeping. I don't want anybody to know what I'm doing. Just not that anything's happening. I just shut up. I'm just like trying to sleep.

The phone in the other room, but I'll have the watch on. And there'll be nights where I don't have the watch. What in the world do you do? Why do you sleep with your phone in the other room? Because I don't want to be around it when it's charging or doing whatever.

But you sleep with a watch on. Yeah, so it can track the data. Hardly. You'll just get a little radiation. I'm getting core type sleep or REM type sleep.

I don't do that. I don't care about any of that stuff. I don't care. I don't care about any of it. I really don't even care.

Like, you know, in our old in the olden days, the olden days people didn't eat any of that. You know, Except this is the new in time days. The new days. I don't I'm I'm getting any of that. We got uh more on the way as we rolled awards.

Yeah, Gen X. I just, I don't need that. That's busy work. It's busy work. Busy work.

It's his life mission to make bad decisions. It's time for Florida Man. I I just keep looking at these memes about the the Hezbollah getting paged. It's paging Hasbullah. Paging Husband.

Alright, so a Florida man used a syringe. This is so gross. This is like such a Florida story. A Florida man allegedly used a syringe to squirt a grody unknown liquid on a girl's backside at a Ross dress for less. and then started filming.

It also looks like someone drew his hair on his head with a sharpie. It's true. 25-year-old Florida man is behind bars. For this, Sean Edward Urby is facing a felony charge of battery. On a child involving bodily fluids and a mil oh, so gross, and a misdemeanor battery charge.

He's also accused of tampering with evidence per records. They got his ABC affiliate WPLG got his arrest report. They said that the girl told Miami Dade Police she was shopping at the store when patrons came up to her and told her that a guy in a Miami dolphins hat was squirting from a syringe the stuff on the back of her jean shorts and then filming her. And, oh my gosh.

So they found. Oh gosh, it's so gross. I'm not going to share anything about what was in the syringe because it's probably, yes, it's exactly what you thought it was. Exactly. And, um,.

Yeah, uh and they he's on he's in jail Miami Dade Corrections $8,500 bond Uh See, this is why you carry. Just saying. Why would you shoot and kill that man for doing that? Why would that man volunteer to be shot and killed by doing that? Just, you know, that's the question.

Oh, why are people so gross? Uh, this Florida man A Florida man was yelling, take me to jail, at the cops as he drove down the road with his lawnmower. He was obviously super drunk. He was videotaped. videotaped, really.

He was just like recorded. Driving a lawnmower on the main road, and as police caught up with him, which wasn't difficult, we can't play any of this audio, by the way, uh, because whoo. Uh it was it's in Newsweek. According to the video though, after they the officers caught up to him, he was yelling at them, Take me to jail, the Florida man named Paul Burke. He was arrested on charges of driving under the influence.

You g I mean, he was on a lawnmower, but he was you know drunk. And he apparently had three other DUI charges. And he was trying to drive a lawnmower down the highway, which you can't do, by the way. And then I just yelling, take me to jail. Just, you can't do that.

A Florida man threw a toilet through a window. And then this is in East St. Louis. He's a Florida man in East St. Louis.

He chucked a commode from. A toilet chucker. I don't know. He chucked a commode and then apparently through a window of a school board headquarters. And then apparently he has another one to launch.

They found 36-year-old Dave Tolliver a block away. They the police were sure that they had the right guy because he was sitting on the tech, the second toilet that he was about to chuck. And so now he's in custody. On a trap. On a charge of criminal damage to property, a class C felony on $10,000 bonds.

So the guy who chucked a toilet. Is just on for a higher bond than the guy who was being all dirty at the Rust dressed for less. Just want to point that out. We got more in store. Don't go anywhere.

Third hour on the way. Books are being banned. History is being erased. HPCUs have received bomb threats. And right now, lies and hate.

Are being spread about Haitian Americans in Ohio. It's wrong. It's simply wrong. And it must stop. I'm trying to figure out what's what's Where is the lie though?

You know what I mean? Like, where's the lie? Because the stuff that we've been talking about are again, I can't believe we still got it. This is Biden mentioning this, and we have to talk about it. I mean, it's stuff that.

That um He's Surely he's seen the videos and the.

So, wait, is the argument that? Because JD Vance and others and Trump they've accurately Noted what residents in Ohio have been talking about at their town halls, et cetera. Is is the argument that The Assassination attempt was deserved or justified because what they said accurately made people angry. Is that the Understanding? I mean, I'm curious.

People get mad. Like, oh, can you believe he's talking about these people? What are you talking about? He's repeating what the black, white, Asian, all a very diverse crowd, if you. bother to pay attention to the Um uh video from the town hall Not just the town hall, but all of the other stuff.

If people paid attention to any of that, they'd see. Welcome back to the program. Dana Lash with you. We are at the top of our third hour to day. And that's Biden speaking about the lies, hateful lies about Haitian Americans.

No one's talking about Haitian Americans. They're talking about Haitians who were not Americans, who were here not legally. There's a big difference, and it is so malicious, and it's such a diminishment to the Americans who came here and went through the process, and the people who are here going through the process. properly. Those are the people that you want.

It's such an insult to them. Because you're prioritizing people who break the law. over the people who followed the law. And you're acting like those who disregarded the law, that action has made them more valuable under the law, which is actually, if you want to have a discussion about rights, is against rights because you're promoting one group over the other in face of the Constitution, and that's just unallowable. I don't know.

I mean, like, what's their. It's just it's goofy. Stop it.

So this is The Latest from him. Audio Soundbite 9. You even have Clinton trying to act as though this is all on him. This is all on Trump to do this. Listen.

I worry about threats. I worry about what's being said online about many, many people, not just the former president. He should be doing if you were really a leader. He should be doing what he can to calm the waters, not try to just continue to throw red meat out there to get people riled up. Wha what do you mean c what does he have to do to calm the waters?

People riled up.

So she's saying that the attack on him. was justified, right?

Sounds like it. Do you realize how many? I mean, I keep seeing video after video, and people are posting them too on my timeline. Just tons of video, different videos, some that I hadn't seen before of. different members of like Springfield, Ohio and other community members who went up and they were recorded and they were they were talking about um Uh uh everything that's been happening in their uh in their town.

With these people that are there illegally, and yes, they're there illegally. You can talk about the temporary protected status, but that doesn't individualized thing, that's a thing that. They um they use That's applied to entire swaths of people from an entire country or an entire region. And there's not a lot of effort to make sure that individuals are who they say they are and that they have their documentation, et cetera. It's just, this is just.

I but why is it uh his fault? Why is it you don't have to like Trump to to recognize that Speech is not an excuse. for violence. You can dislike something that somebody says all day long. Heaven knows that I do.

But it's not an excuse. for violence? Violence is the last refuge of the coward.

Well, I mean, in this context anyway. I don't know. that we and just over and over again. This is like Audio Sunbite Six. She she this is Hillary Clinton at this forum in which she was participating.

This is from yesterday. And She's, I guess, trying to criticize the media. For not accurately, I just was just wild, for not accurately talking about how dangerous she thinks that Trump is. Listen. I think that's really a critical question, and I think there's a couple of things going on here.

You mentioned the press, and sadly, the press is still. Not able to cover Trump the way that they should. They careen from one outrage to the next. What was outrageous three days ago is no longer on the front pages, even though it threatens the physical safety of so many people, particularly as you point out, immigrants that he and Vance have decided to demonize. And I don't understand why it's so difficult for the press to have a consistent narrative about how dangerous Trump is.

Let's uh d remember this flashback? Audio Sunbite 22. This is Stacey Plaskett, a big one of the top surrogates for Kamala Harris. Uh do you all remember this? Having Trump not only have had the codes, but now having the classified information for Americans and being able to put that out and share it in his resort with anyone and everyone who comes through should be terrifying to all Americans, and he needs to be stopped.

From the overflow of the heart the mouth speaks. Hmm? Hmm. But they keep But they're they're they're saying that, oh, it's Trump's were Marx that Have caused this to happen. Is it though?

Audio Soundbite 22. This is just one of the parents. that have spoken out about. the people that are coming in that are not here legally. And that's a huge thing.

They are not here legally. Your criticizing the former president And his vice presidential nominee For accurately Recalling what these citizens are talking about in their town that is being overwhelmed. with people from Haiti that are being brought into their country Outside of the legal framework for the immigration process. Listen. I think they are trying to get even interpreters to teach the kids, let alone.

Get to this part. We have a huge problem, I think. It's kind of ridiculous. Trying to teach. There were 45.

Patients that started kindergarten this year. Whoa. 45. How big is kindergarten overall? A kindergarten class is probably no more than 60 at most.

At most. Yeah, and like one classroom is probably like a 20 kids, I'm thinking. Maybe 25. Yeah. Wow.

I don't know. So like the majority of the kindergarten is hatred in what, two years?

Something like that? Like the next year. Yeah, pretty much half a year. And they don't speak English? The younger kids speak more English than the older kids.

I remember when when we went to um Turks and Caicos, which is where we like to go, and we go and fish there and just, you know, like you hang out on the beach and go there for summer vacation. And it has changed. We hadn't been there in a while because they had some pretty draconian. Requirements for lockdown, and I wouldn't. I already had, I got, I contracted the Wu Flu naturally, so there was no way I was going to discount.

Hundreds of years of science about immunity and pretend that it didn't exist so that I could take an experimental injection from the government. And so When we had the requirement that you had to get all the shots to even go there, and so we didn't go for about five years, we didn't go. And this, well, four years. We went recently when they lifted all of this stuff. And it was, there were, it was a different feel when we went, and we were talking to a lot of the folks that we had known there that we got to know over the years.

And they were saying, well, it's different. It's not really because of the lockdown. They said it's different because of what's been happening with immigration. I was like, what do you mean? Because in TCI, they are very, very hardcore about immigration.

In fact, if you had that attitude here in the United States, as the actual indigenous Turks and Caicos residents do, TCI, Turks and Caicos Islands, then people would be calling them racists and bigots and nationalists and all this other stuff, jingoists. And Uh xenophobes. They'd be calling xenophobes. They were noting how they have such limited resources because it's a small island, it's a couple of islands, very small. And they said that the issue is that And he clarified, one of our friends clarified, and he said, the issue isn't that it's Legal immigration, he goes, because that's strictly controlled.

And he said, the people who want to come in. And they are going through the legal process, they understand and they respect the resources that we have and how we are trying to preserve those. He said the problem. is those who are here illegally. And it was like 99% overwhelmingly Haitian.

And they've had problems where they would have boat fulls. And I was there on the beach when one happened. Where they had a boat of Haitians that were trying to dock, and they, out of like the literally like the shrubbery and everywhere else, they had like all fully kitted out. They had their security respond and they had to. They had to take them into custody and then they deported them.

They said that they couldn't handle it. You know, we have such a small population. They said that lately, because of the left-leaning policies and the lack of law and order, they've allowed these people coming in from Haiti to totally take control over the area. And they said that the crime has tripled. that they're pushing drugs.

uh to the younger generations They're gun running, they're smuggling in guns, there's a lot of gang activity, they're going around and trying to extort the innocent members of the community. The guy that, one of the other guys that we were talking to that we had gotten to know, like the last couple of years that we had gone there. uh was saying that his uh brother Who owns several properties in the area and he lives in one of them? He runs condos and he was upstairs and he heard commotion outside and he walked outside of his condo and he, uh, right as the pair, like seconds later, gunfire erupted because it was a gang that was calling to collect from, I guess, one of the lodgers, one of the people that was renting from him. And they shot and killed that guy, but then they also shot and killed the brother who walked out, the property owner.

And that was an accident. They shot him because they were just letting bullets fly. And uh he said that the crime is is so extreme. And it's becoming very dangerous. And in fact, there have been a lot of discussion about whether there should be an increase in travel restrictions or travel warnings, and it's all because of the completely unfettered.

A deluge of illegal Haitian immigrants that have just completely overwhelmed TCI and it's becoming a problem. Everybody was talking about it. Literally, they will volunteer it to you. They'll talk to you about it. And they are very upset.

They're like, used to, you would come here and you would work with people who are indigenous to this area. And now it's not like that anymore. And they said that there's so many people coming in, it's a strain on their resources. And even if they are taxed more, they still can't acquire enough resources to keep up with the population explosion. And they're going to hit a crisis point.

This isn't just a problem for Ohio. It is a problem that's running rampant everywhere. And the idea that accurately acknowledging this and talking about it. Volunteers one for assassination is asinine and it does nothing to help the people that you claim to want to help. In fact, I doubt that they actually want to help these people because every step that they take just makes the situation worse.

And now, all of the news you would probably miss. It's time for Dana's Quick Five. I don't get why people are freaking out about this so bad.

So they say that Amazon workers have to go back to the office. Five days a week now, starting in January, according to their CEO. What? Oh no. Oh no's.

What? We have to go back to the office. Oh no. How many days are in a week? Seven.

Oh my gosh. Five days a week starting in January, according to the CEO. They posted the message on the company's website and they said that they were implementing the change to help them more effectively collaborate. I would see that. They're like, you know, I think a lot of people do get used to.

working from home. And that's, I think that's impacted a lot of things, including this new trend to tell women to not wear heels and put everyone in horrid. Horrible flat shoes. I had to emphasize it. I'm sorry.

I'm gonna go on a, I could rage about that. Flat shoes are horrible. They're horrible, and you should not wear them. Flats, ladies, unless you have a health issue, stop it. You look, it makes your ankles and calves look stupid.

Stop it.

God gave his heels for a reason. All right, moving on. I get really upset about that, the footwear things. It's just the chicken me. Uh ooh, Pennsylvania.

Pennsylvania Well They couldn't do this before? Pennsylvania gas stations and grocery stores can sell canned cocktails and hard seltzers. That's not something that everybody could do? I thought you could. Where is this at?

In Pennsylvania. Steve. Steve, Steve, Steve. He's our Pennsylvania guy. Whoa, whoa, whoa.

You guys couldn't do this in Pennsylvania? Uh no, when you have to pick up, like when I was in college, you'd have to go to like a beer store on the corner to get it. You had, they didn't sell it groceries. Real? Yeah, that just changed this year.

That is so foreign to me because in the Republic of Texas, Not only can you like walk into anywhere and get like a canned cocktail or a hard seltter, But they made it to where during lockdown and then Abbott signed it into law, they can deliver you drink kits. As long as you get some food, you can get you a drink kit. These restaurants will legit put you like drink kits together. Even the little accoutrements, like if you got like a Like a Bloody Mary cocktail kit from this place that has good chicken called Whistlebrides. They got good chicken.

Then they bring you all the accoutrements, like the wing and the okra, and all that stuff. There's an accent coming out: the okra, sorry, the wings and the okra, you know, they get all that. And they put it and they bring it to you. I can't even believe that that's just now, like literally yesterday, they can do that in Pennsylvania. What has been wrong with you Pennsylvanians?

It's not them. I didn't even know that they, like, you did not demand that until just now. How is that a thing? You need it with this political cycle. Stick with us.

We've got more to come. Not able to catch the full Dana show? Follow Dana's Absurd Truth podcast and get news and laughs delivered in short, easy-to-digest episodes, ideal for your busy lifestyle, on Apple or wherever you get your podcast. Thanks, Green. Donald Trump blamed President Biden and Vice President Harris for the latest assassination attempt against him.

He claimed without evidence that their rhetoric is causing him to be, quote, shot at. How is the White House responding to those comments?

Well, I love that you added without evidence because I want to be very clear here. The President and the Vice President have always forcefully, forcefully condemned violence in all forms, including political violence. And we certainly have never... Do you remember when they were like promoting the bail fund for the violence? I love they very forcefully.

uh condemn the violence that they try to incite. with their words, but they just, you know, they condemn It's such a shame that someone, you know Tried to do this. I mean, you can understand why they did because Trump's so bad. He's like Hitler, you know, just the greatest threat to democracy ever. Didn't even win the election in 2016.

He's an illegitimate President. But hey, it's a s shame that somebody would react to that.

So she just said, welcome back. What is she wearing? What is that? Can I like put her put I'm sorry okay all orange.

Okay. Can I I'm so sorry to do this, but certain things get me. Juan's got it up. I don't mind monochromatic outfits if it's like black or brown or white or even gray, but this just looks like you're gonna walk on with a circus hat and introduce the elephants. Stop it.

What is with this outfit? Like clown orange? No. No, we're not that's not no. What in the world?

And she tries to be colorful with her outfit choices, but that's so much orange. I just feel like if you just could just sit on the highway and you would think she's the cone. Stop it.

That's not one of the colors that you Yeah, she's like the con she's the highway cone. This is my serving hot highway cone looks. Riz has so much Riz. Slay Yeah. I just had a horrible, horrible time.

Joke texting Gen Z slang to someone. It was bad. It went horrifically. I can't say what it did. But That's how bad it was.

Cain can attest. It's bad. Yeah, the Gen Z slang. Although, can I just one quick thing, we're going to get to the meat and potatoes. Do you guys remember Pauly Shore back in the day?

particularly in Ceno Man.

Okay. That's Gen X. So I feel like Gen Z thinks that they're look at us with our weird language. You don't know weird language until you watch Pauly Shorn and Cenoman. You don't know weird language until you see the dinner scene when he's telling the dad to stop harshing his mellow.

and then he makes that weird weasel sound with his mouth. Stop. You don't even know what weird is. That was the height of it.

So you can have Riz and Slay and all this other stuff, but what you don't have is Pauly Short in Incino Man. The end. We can't play it because we'll get totally like.

Well, can you play it on the radio? Just play some of it on the radio. Can we do that? Because, see, with the digital aspect, they're like, no, it's copyright. We're going to take your video down.

Because what I play goes over television. I know, I know. We can't do certain things, it's a bummer. It's it's just the way it is.

Alright, so. A few things that I want to oh, I gotta get the cult I gotta get this culture stuff out of the way. Because I did promise you. Oh, and I have a whole thing about otters, angry otters. I don't even know how to work that in.

The gender neutral submarine. Can we just touch on that real quick? The hell does that mean? I almost said the most inappropriate joke. On air, that I would have gotten fired for, and I didn't.

But where are the reproductive parts of a submarine? Stop it.

It's just the frank. The beans don't come with it. Yeah, the beans have been removed. It's just the frank, so and it's inverted, so it's gender neutral. I don't know.

It's the USS New Jersey. It's a fast attack Virginia-class submarine, 135 Navy personnel. It's the fr. It's the first US submarine built for both genders.

Okay, I'm going to need a moment. Um It's Designed to fully integrate male and female sailors. Is that a problem? Like I just think, can I be real? I've known women that have gone into the Navy.

They don't GAF, okay? They don't need a boat for their ladies. They don't need a lady boat. Disgusts. You know what I'm saying?

Like, they don't care because they're the type of women who just want to go kick ass. That's all they want to do. They don't need no ladyboat. That's a distraction. They just, those are the chicks that wanted TCB.

Why do you like acting you know how sexist it is? To act like, oh, well, there's the women in the Navy. Guess we gotta make a lady boat. Gotta make a boat for the ladies. Gonna put these cup holders in it.

You get lighted vanity mirrors, ladies. But these ladies have testicles or no? I just feel like they don't care. I mean, I don't want to speak for women in the Navy, but, you know, I feel like they just. The women that I have known that have been in the name, they don't care about this stuff.

And out of none of them do. They don't care. Yeah, of those women, I'm not questioning them. I'm questioning. Oh, you mean like these types of women?

Call me Ma'am, those types of women. I'm sitting if this idea was born of. Ladies with testicles being offended that they're not being called ladies. You mean men? Yes.

So they said that The Navy, when it lifted its ban on women in submarines in 2010, concerned about living quarters being too tight and lack of privacy, prompted the Navy to retrofit subs and designate washrooms. The USS New Jersey was designed for two genders from the outset with the accommodations like increased privacy in the washrooms and sleeping areas. I just feel like if you're going to go into that, you kind of got to know that this is part of the territory, right? Access to top bunks and overhead valves were also designed with height, reach, and strength of women in mind. Oh, so we're making things easier to open for the women?

Yes, this jarhead, to this nuclear sub, to this nuke right here, is going to be easier for you to access, you dumb weak women. Means it could fall out. I'm d I don't know. Have you, when we went on a tour of some of the submarines in Hawaii, we were at Pearl Harbor. There was literally one bunk over where the warthead was.

There's a dude who slept atop of a nuclear warhead. Back in the day. Just saying, they're built different. I I don't know. I um the nuclear powered submarine was officially nicknamed Jersey Girl.

Its interior spaces are decorated with posters and memorabilia representing the state, including a guitar signed by John Bon Jovi.

Well, if you hate Bon Jovi, you're in hell. You can't get away. You're gonna be in the bon we're here. I'm in the Bon Jovi ship. Going down.

In a blaze of glory, it's 377 feet long, 34-foot beam. But does it have lighted vanity mirrors, though? Am I I just why does it why do they need to do this? I still don't understand how it's different. Like, how would it be so different that now women and men could be on there?

Second. Said a man, it's a boat for a man and a woman. I reckon Oh my gosh. I don't know guys. Are the washing machines bigger?

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know what it is. I don't know. But they, yeah, that's.

Is that a big deal? I don't think it is. No, I don't. I just don't know why they gotta do this. Gonna retrofit this, but we'll just get it in.

I don't need to do any of that. With high for women, isn't it already pretty tight quarters in there? Do you really need to lower anything or make anything more? like adjust anything for a tight for women because It's pretty cramped in there. And that and those and the subs that I've been in.

To tour. I mean, I don't know. These were olden day subs. I don't know if they're like bigger now. I don't know.

But I've never fit in any sub I've ever taken. I got a little claustrophobic. I got to tell you, going through them, I was just like, It's uh a little tough.

Okay, I got another one though.

So that's the ladyship. Mm-hmm. We all live on a lady submarine. A lady submarine. A lady's submarine.

Northwestern universities banned fat jokes. I think it was probably a fat person that did it. Uh they said that making weight related jokes counts as harassing conduct that may create a hostile environment. You'd think Northwestern administrators would focus on weightier issues, said a commentator.

So Northwestern University in Illinois, via campus reform, has a policy to discipline community members who make weight related jokes. The restrictive provisions fall under the university's policy on discrimination, harassment, harassment and sexual misconduct, per the Daily Caller. The policy?

Well, you could land in some super hot water. If you make a fat joke according to the policy, quote Northwestern prohibits discrimination and harassment on the basis of race, color, religion, creed, national origin, ethnicity, case, sex, pregnancy. Yeah. Sexual orientation, gender identity, gender expression, parental status, marital status, age, disability. Yeah.

Citizenship status, veteran status, genetic information, reproductive health decision making, height, weight, or any other classification protected by law per the policy. It's a lot. Fell asleep towards the middle there. What are we talking about? I like the I forgot the last things they said.

They said that displays of electronic. or electronic transmission of derogatory, demeaning, or hostile materials related to one. Or more of the actual or perceived protection. What if you identify as fat and you're thin, and then you want to be offended? Are you protected?

You identify who Who are you to argue? You know, they're weight fluid. Who are you to argue? Whether or not it somebody identifies as such. The disciplinary measures could range from verbal or expulsion.

Professors could lose their tenure. Ooh. Yeah. Uh they had uh Campus Reform reported that. There was a course at another university called the F word.

examining the science, culture, and politics of fatness.

So they don't like the word fat.

So you can't make fat jokes. You can't Make any jokes. You can't. None of it. You that oh, my gosh Yeah.

These are rules for kindergartners, not for adults. But it feels like we've been through this before. Yeah. Is this another wave of it? Yeah.

'Cause back then I just thought just call him Gigi's, which is greater gravity. Oh, yes, they are. You know what? They're pro. It's unfair.

have an oversized command of gravity. That's actually unfair. It's a positive spin, and you're not saying fatty or anything like that. It's just greater gravity. They're just Gigi's.

Gravity hijackers. What to do when your neighbor commands more gravity than you? I am gravity deprived. They I mean, it's They they I mean they're they're doing these classes like they have a class in New Mexico. at their University of New Mexico in Albuquerque, where they They don't call it that, but it's basically literally like a fat studies class.

and students are required to put together a plus sized outfit. for some reason. And consider Anti-fatness as another form of oppression. I don't even know what anti-fatness means. There's like a whole thing.

Uh oh yeah, mm. The whole industry that's on anti-fatness. Fat liberationist movements. Is that a thing? That's how they justify giving you like these hydrogenated oils instead of water.

You know what? I thought that was just like the ice cream truck. the fat liberationist movement. I have an idea. I do too.

Yeah. Like can I can I i uh Here's one of the assignments that they have. This is one of the assignments that they have at the fat class in the new the New Mexico thing. Quote. For this assignment you will be online shopping.

You will put so lazy. We need the exercise. Go out to the mall. You will put together two outfits for the same occasion of your choosing. One will be a straight sized outfit and the other will be a plus sized outfit.

Then you are going to reflect on the experiences of shopping for straight sized clothing versus shopping for plus size.

Well, my first initial thought was that One the underwear comes on hangers and the other doesn't. Um The second thing was, why? Who cares? Why is this a thing? Are you supposed to be Are you supposed to feel bad over other people's choices?

Or why is this a class? How does this benefit society? How does this make the economy stronger? How does this make us more energy independent? How does it help our supply chain issues where it contains the ingredients for antibiotics?

How does this help us build more refineries? How does this help contribute to greater stabilization with regard to foreign policy? How does it do any of that? How does it help make us more energy independent? Oh, it doesn't.

This is like the stuff that crumbling societies teach. This is stuff that you find in rotting, decayed empires. This is how empires die when they start doing this kind of stupid stuff. I just, I don't know. What did you say?

Say it. Say this, Kane. Instead of fat, we just use the the the name. people who were fooled by a government food pyramid. I think that's more accurate.

Piffy guffip. Piffy guffip. Sounds right. That sounds right. Yeah, 'cause the food pyramid's a lie.

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I'm surprised they found even one. Who's that person? Yeah, don't even. It was probably Kamala Harris dressed up as someone else. No, my name is Shmamala.

Imagine if they were Harris. Mm-hmm. Imagine if they pulled people who can't actually afford to go to restaurants. Imagine if they did that. Yeah, and I I'm curious as to what restaurants they went to.

Yeah. I mean, you don't know. I'm just telling you, you don't know.

So, yeah, they couldn't find any. Like I said, I'm surprised that they found one. that they found just one That that's it. Goodness.

Now The uh we've been following a number of things here. All right, the VP debate is going to be up on October 1st. We get the gear up for that. Oh boy. No, I'm not doing a drinking game with it.

And I don't stop asking me this stuff because you guys are so unhealthy. It's life-threatening. Yeah. Stop being unhealthy. I'm going to get you guys some green juice or something.

All right. Today's Stupidity Kane. What are we doing? All right, it's Joyless Reed on MSDNC. She is talking here.

Well, actually, she's just straight up lying.

So I think it's more intentional than stupid, but it just comes off as stupid here. Listen to this. All of this, as Trump faces his second brush with death via a gunman shooting at him in Palm Beach, Florida, just as happened in Pennsylvania. Neither of whom were Haitian or any kind of immigrant, both of whom are white American Trump-supporting men. What is it?

What? Neither of them were Trump-supporting. Neither of them supported. Brandis mentally ill human beings. I mean, they they supported Democrats.

One guy had a Harris Biden sticker on his truck.

So, you know, mm-hmm. That does it for us today, folks. Make sure you go find us over at Facebook, YouTube, like and subscribe. Also at Substack chapter and verse, have a great night. Back with you tomorrow.