Absurd Truth: Partisan Sheriffs, OG Girl Dads & Gay Hands

Dana Lashes of Sir Truth Podcast, sponsored by Kel-Tec. It's his life mission to make bad decisions. It's time for Florida Man. All right, so I lost all my stuff. All right, here we go.

Boy, oh boy. So there's a million I want to start with. Why? No, I don't want to do that one. I don't want to do the screwdriver one. Oh.

Oh, Cain. Good luck with that one. Okay.

Um, how do we do this? Because it's an, let's skip this one. There is no way that I can share with you a story about a guy, it's a Florida man who, I don't know how to put it, imbibed a screwdriver through a place that's not his mouth.

I would say he loves tools. Yeah, let's not do that one. There's no way I can talk about that one. But I can talk about a Florida man who was arrested for alleged upskirt photos of women at a Florida grocery store. Oh my gosh. This guy, 45 year old man, was arrested by detectives on suspicion of taking upskirt photos of multiple, multiple women at a Florida grocery store.

It occurred in June of this year. Deputies were called out after reports of this very suspicious individual. He was like sticking his phone trying to get pictures under their skirts. And he would place his cell phone in a shopping cart and then like get it close to, I guess, like on the bottom part of the shopping cart.

He's being held on $60,000 bond. I gotta tell you, I, if I would catch somebody doing that, I think I'd beat them to death in the store. I mean, so there must be some restraint on behalf of the ladies who saw it and did not do that. So just saying that's, now this guy, boy, oh boy, he's the guy who kind of looks like Post Malone. But not like, like if Post Malone were a total bad guy and totally, well, this guy, he looks like he's crawled out from under a rock. Dylan Fogle. So Dylan Fogle got really upset because he was kicked out of a strip club due to inappropriate behavior. Now I'm trying to figure out how you get kicked out of a strip club for inappropriate behavior. Like what are you doing? Like grabbing people?

Like what are you doing? So this happened about 4.20 in the morning. It took place just a few days ago. They were responding to the parking lot of the Emperor's Gentlemen Club. So taking it up, not just the gentlemen club, but the Emperor's Gentlemen Club, where a truck had crashed, according to Tampa police. Now, eyewitnesses said that 25-year-old Dylan Fogle had been kicked out of the club, but got mad and then drove the truck into people standing at the entrance because he was mad after having been kicked out of the club. And they said he did it. He killed our friend. They were all pointing to him when law enforcement arrived.

They said there were no break marks, skid marks at the scene, no evasive maneuvers at all. He definitely according to court records wanted to hurt someone. He wanted to drive them over. Oh my gosh. So yeah, that's I that's, I mean, he just doubled down on the insanity. That guy.

So this one, let's see. My favorite story I think of all time is the Pizzeria guy. We had that I put that on I put that out and Twitter because no one believed that story. This guy Local 10, a Florida man bleeding from the head was arrested at a Miami airport after along with his companion. He refused to get off the plane.

Miami Dade. They got arrested Miami International Airport. They boarded an American Airlines flight. They were going to Vegas. And then they noticed that 27-year-old Eugenio Garnier was a Vegas was bleeding from his head.

The woman was Florida woman. This isn't what he's going to Vegas bleeding from his forehead and had a bandage wound or bandage around the wound. So they were asked.

Miami Dade said Hernandez Garnier. He was asked to clean up the blood replaces bandages, but he said he didn't have any clean ones. They asked him to deboard they were concerned about his medical contamination in the fact you know, body fluid contamination. And they said if they couldn't fly, no one else could either he and his companion. So they would not leave.

So they and it's apparently up on TikTok. And the woman was saying he had just had surgery. And they were told please, you know, you're gonna have to get out or you're gonna have to be escorted out. So they had to be escorted out. They were handcuffed, they were placed under arrest. And every other passenger was forced to deboard as well. So the flight was delayed. They didn't say why he was bleeding. They didn't say that. But she was saying the woman with him was saying that he had surgery. So that whole flight was delayed.

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Let's just say let's just say if you know Kamala Harris is elected, do we even have an idea as to what her policies are going to be? Because all I get out of everything is that money's bad and vagina. That's it. All I get out of it.

Right, Kane, that's going to help you a lot pay your bills, right? Seems to be the feel the stress coming off your shoulders from that whole week the messaging has been I'm not joking audio sound by 20. This is a DNC video. What I forget which one this was because we have a let literally 70 million cuts of this stuff.

Poor one is like, feel like we got to wash his brain now. I know it's an abortion, but was it like one of the pre prepared or was it one of those broads that they're taught? I can't remember anymore. This is this is what I'm talking about 20 credible moment in history. We've seen women stripped of their most fundamental right to autonomy over their body. Okay, stop, full stop, full stop. Who is stripping women of our full right to autonomy?

What is that? That's a phrase right to autonomy. It's kind of redundant, isn't it? Like you don't even need to say right to autonomy. You would just say autonomy.

You don't need to have this like, complete, ridiculous word salad. But who's doing that? Who's making you have sex and get pregnant?

Anybody was during lockdown. That is the only time I have ever seen anyone stripped of dignity, of autonomy, of other rights. They act like what is what do you mean?

What decision over your body? Let's start there because that means that sounds like rape. So you're saying the government is raping people.

The crux of it is what you're saying. Where's that at? Where's that news story? I don't see it. Where's MSNBC? I would imagine that if the government is getting women raped and getting them pregnant, then that would be a major news story, Kane, right?

So where is it? Oh, wait a minute. It's it's women who are choosing to engage in an activity that can result in pregnancy.

And that's according to Planned Parenthood's own publicly available statistics. It's the same stuff over and over again. All these chicks need to get a new line. It's amazing. This is what I'm talking about. This is all it is. Any time a woman comes up, it's just this.

They say the other issues for the men. By the way, speaking of videos, waltzes audio somebody 16, his introductory video once again, once again, incorrectly identified him as a command sergeant major in the National Guard. Watch after his 17th birthday and served 24 years in the National Guard, rising to command sergeant major. Oh, boy. Oh, boy. Oh, boy.

Yeah, that's not right. But, you know, and then people are like, can you believe that he is being criticized? He's being criticized. No one's attacking his service. They're attacking him for lying about it.

This is the other thing that really bothers me that I think is is not getting enough attention. He lies about the goofiest things. So again, last night, they were talking about abortion. And they were also misrepresenting the women who which we're going to talk about coming up the women who had received abortions. But they they keep saying that he had he and his wife had IVF that they underwent IVF even though his wife came out and said no, that wasn't what we did. We didn't go through IVF.

They went through a different process that was not at all IVF. But the reason they keep touching on IVF is because they're trying to make it something that they're trying to act like Republicans are against it. Trump has literally come out and said he's not against it, that it would not be anything that he would oppose in his administration, regardless whether where you stand on it as a Republican, or as a conservative. That's I mean, he's already said that. So why are they I don't get why are they trying to claim that they're they're trying to they're creating that's an actual straw man. They're they're creating something to fight against.

It's never not a position that the right holds. Or like this. Who's this chick? What's she the ag? I'm scrolling through our million dollar audio, or a million counts of audio.

She's Oh my gosh, audio soundbite 11. So I tweeted this out. I said no one. Absolutely no one.

And then Michigan ag Dana Nessel. Listen, try this wedding band from my cold, dead gay hand. My first thought was, no one cares.

Literally no one cares. My second thought was gay hand. That's so cringe.

That probably sounded better in her head. Gay hand. I mean, I've heard of Nick caves is red right hand, but I've never heard of the gay left hand.

I've never heard of that. Gay my dad. I love my dad. Gay son. I'll take it off my dead gay hand. Are gay hands different from regular hands? She got like an extra finger on it or something. I don't know. I don't know what's wrong with it. What makes it different?

Every finger is a different color. You're just stop trying to be special or than everyone else. Stop it. No one cares. No one said anything. She gets up there and she says she does that. Oh my gosh, that's embarrassing. That is embarrassing.

Like no one was talking about literally nobody was talking about this. And then she gets up there. You know, right off my dead gay hand. Okay, Heathers.

All right. It's like Kurt's sister. Kurt's dad Kurt's sister from Heathers. It's a deep dive. It's a deep cut. See, that's what I'm talking about. It's all like they keep trying to create things to argue against. No one's taught.

No one. That's the again where I'm not arguing about IVF because the Trump team already came out and said that's not anything that they're opposing. So it's not even going to be a part of the administration. So why are they doing that?

I don't get it. Why are they mad? And then they get mad at Republicans because Democrats fubar'd Roe v. Wade. That wasn't anything Republicans did. And Democrats are trying to target Republicans so their own base doesn't get mad about how over how poorly they handle that. If Democrats were really concerned about what they call quote unquote women's reproductive rights, why did they not do anything state by state for decades? They focused everything federally. Even Ruth Bader Ginsburg before she passed was warning them all. You this is a horribly determined case and it's going to be contradicted and it's going to be undone.

You need to do something about it state by state. I mean, she is what she was saying. They never did anything. And then the inevitable took place. And they got mad at Republicans because they didn't do anything. Again, you're creating you're making up stuff to argue about that you did yourself or that no one is arguing. But this is them. But do you want to hear what the most uncomfortable point was so far?

I miss this because I was off air but can I play audio soundbite nine please? Ashley Biden just showers her dad with praise. Joe Biden is the OG girl dad.

No one else had daughters before him. He told me I could be anything and I could do anything. As a child, I would sit on the leather chair in his office doing my homework.

And he would sit next to me doing his work, drafting the violence against women act. And then we had a shower. She wrote that in her diary that she claimed was hers and took ownership of and then the FBI took possession of and then they tried to sue people over it. So don't sit here and tell me that it's not real because she wrote that in her own hand in her diary and she claimed that it was hers. So moving on. That was weird.

Right? It was weird. My dad told me I could do whatever drug I wanted. Remember the by the way, the reason that that diary came into someone else's possession is because she literally left it in a flophouse a drug flophouse in the mattress. Yes, actually, I don't know whose house it is.

I don't know the person but I know someone who does. It was a it's a it's a she was using it as a flophouse. It was like an ex lover and left in the mattress and apparently another female found it. That's what happened.

That's how that diary came out. So weird, right? Awkward. Super awkward.

Tonight's gonna be even more awkward. Oh my gosh. It's gonna be because Kamala Harris is going to be speaking or wait a minute. Do we have what did Clinton call her?

Hold up. We have that audio like soundbite 70 million billion. It's my fault, too. We have Oh, gosh, where's it? Where's it? Where's it? Where's it? Where's it? Where's it? Oh, yeah, yeah, just real quick.

It's like five seconds. You guys need to hear this because where's the outrage? Go ahead.

Ask for their help and then follow our leader. Kamala. Oh, wait, I heard that's wrong. He said camel.

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And now all of the news you would probably miss. It's time for Dana's quick five. So apparently, okay, I neither Kane, Kane or I find this to be scientific. They say eating meat raises risk of type two diabetes, says the study. What regular consumption of 50 grams of processed meat a day. You're supposed to see you're supposed to eat bugs and sit in the desert. It's equip processed meat a day.

I know that's the problem. They go if you eat regularly if you eat processed meat, equivalent to two slices of ham that's associated with the 15% higher risk of developing diabetes. They said eating 100 grams of unprocessed red meat.

They said raises the risk by 10%. I don't even believe that either. I think that's a lie. I eat red meat as often as I can. You should eat red meat. You know why? Because you have canine teeth.

You have enzymes in your liver and different chemical, for the lack of a better way to put a biome in your gut to process meat because we are carnivores. The end. You can choose not to be, you know, but that doesn't change the fact of it.

This is just them trying to swindle you into not eating red meat because they want you to eat bugs and be sickly and anemic and sad and live in the desert in a tiny house like you see on HGTV's tiny house nation. That's what they want. That's the whole point. For aging men, they said finding a spouse unlocks the fountain of youth. This is bad news for the Taint brothers. Finding a spouse unlocks the fountain of youth.

A happy marriage actually helps I think everyone, men and women, age gracefully and live with vigor and vitality. Did you really need to study for that though? No, you didn't. Let's see.

Commianism. Ford delays the new EV plant and cancels electric three row SUVs as it shifts strategy. I'm happier about this. I think more than anybody I know because you guys know I hate EVs. Not because I don't like the gadgetry of it. Because I'm tired of the proselytizing about EVs and that's what all of this has been. So now Ford's like, nobody's buying our dumb cars. Guess we're going to have to make fewer cars than we planned.

They said they're shifting to deliver better capital efficient, profitable EVs maybe in the future, but they also have been like also shifting to hybrids. So Americans think it takes two and a half million dollars to be considered wealthy in 2024. Well, none of us here are wealthy then. Wow.

No, that's, that's crazy. Thanks Bidonomics. Thanks inflation. You see, my mom in her steady, quiet way lived out that striving sense of hope every single day of her life. She believed that all children, all people have value, that anyone can succeed if given the opportunity. She and my father didn't aspire to be wealthy. In fact, they were suspicious of folks who took more than they needed. They understood that it wasn't enough for their kids to thrive if everyone else around us was drowning.

So my mother, okay, this is I wanted to play this. I know this is from the other night, but I have other audio from tonight that gets from last night that gets into this, because this is this Marxist garbage that is permeated and it's just it's this is what the DNC is now. Welcome back to the program. Dana Lash with you.

Find us Channel 347 DIRECTV and also at Rumble where the conversation happens. The audacity of lecturing people about, well, you know, they don't want people who take too much, took more than they needed. How many houses is more than you need? How many houses is that is more than you need? I was just looking at the beautiful Obama property portfolio.

I don't know if you're aware with us aware of it. I mean, they're worth what $80 million net worth. They have multiple properties all around the world, luxury real estate holdings in Chicago. They have a beautiful estate in Hawaii. In fact, didn't they buy the old Magnum PI estate, and then they ended up getting they paid off the government so that they could do something to the shoreline that they apparently actually hurts the shoreline, but they're the Obama's and they got millions of dollars.

So, you know, the difference between them and everyone else following these rules is that they got money and they got property in Massachusetts, Washington, D.C. In fact, Homes and Gardens did a huge tour of their coastal retreat on the beautiful Massachusetts island looking up at the Hamptons on Martha's Vineyard. They said it's one of the more impressive properties on Martha's Vineyard and I will say after looking at the aerial shot, I can't disagree with this. It's a beautiful piece of property when you have a huge circle drive, you have this huge courtyard that you pull into, you have a nice walk all the way out to the beach. It's oceanfront property that's worth over $12 million and it's right there. It's considered one of the world's best homes. It's a 28 acre compound, coastal decor, detached barn and as if being right there on the edge of the sea wasn't enough. You also have a huge swimming pool. It's a 7,000 plus square foot house. It's on 30 secluded acres and you also have, you're right there between two coves and you have a pond.

It's beautiful. I mean, it was built in 2001. A well-known local contractor built it and they love this property. They're there all the time in the summer.

It's the one showing you right there. That's part of their pool. That's just part of the house.

It's a huge estate. I mean, is that too much? Is that, I'm curious, is that what you would consider more than you need?

Is that more than one needs? I'm really curious about this. I mean, she's millions of dollars. They left the office worth millions of dollars, went in not worth as much.

I mean, I'm just curious. You have Jack Schlossberg, one of the most ridiculous, egregious nepo babies of all time. Caroline Kennedy's kid, he's going to inherit over $100 million. You have J.B. Pritzker, his family worth is about $4 billion. I mean, the second, Doug Emhoff, he's worth about $10 million, though Obama's over $70 million.

So how much is more than you need? I love these people that hoard their wealth and then lecture everyone else if they dare reach beyond the status to which they're expected to stay. Now, that's more than you need, as though it is a moral failing to want to do well for oneself and one's family. This is what they do. This is one of the reasons why they run this identity politics. They want to make everything that they dislike a moral failing so that they can, the moral, actual moral failings, they elevate.

But non real moral failings, they turn to moral failings so that they can emotionally blackmail you and can control you. And that's what this is. So I'm just curious, is this is this more than one needs? I don't have a cane. I bless my check in my very humble property portfolio, which consists of and property.

I don't have a beautiful estate in Martha's Vineyard. No, nope. It's kind of absurd. Yeah, it's kind of absurd. Is that inequity? Sounds like it.

Feels like it. I would love to be equitable with the Obamas. Based on what we were hearing last night.

Yeah, because that means we get three houses and like luxury vacations and all kinds of chefs. You know, mine won't drown. But, you know. Those are the people telling us. Yeah, I'm just saying.

So I don't I don't know. And it's not just her. Oprah Winfrey. Now, this is what really gets me. Oprah Winfrey was talking about this, too.

Audio Soundbite 7. Let's play this. From the Redwood Forest, love those redwoods, to the Gulfstream waters, I've seen racism and sexism and income inequality and division. I've not only seen it at times, I've been on the receiving end of it. Well, and yet she was still able in this amazing capitalist free society to make herself a billionaire and have all kinds of businesses, properties, you know, fame, everything, everything she could ask for influence, power. She can be a kingmaker.

But is she instead of focusing on the blessings that freedom allowed her to achieve, she wants to use those things as a way to hold other people down. And that is the big irony of it all. I mean, imagine someone like Oprah Winfrey, who also has a beautiful Hawaii estate, lecturing other people on income inequality. I mean, I would also like to be equal or equitable with Oprah Winfrey.

That would be great. But there is no country on earth, and some countries are infinitely worse, that does not have its own issues to some degree. But what makes the United States so different is that we have freedom and we have the ability for one to make their free will decisions and choose to achieve things for themselves. The problem is that we have this Karl Marx laziness amongst some people that think any kind of effort is tantamount to torture. And they should be given it because someone else's hard work is not the same thing.

They don't have to aspire to that. So they call it equity and demand what other people have worked for. And the irony of someone and the left totally missed this, by the way, because I made mention of this on social media, kind of like a Rorschach test. And I was doing this in combination with the discussion about J.D.

Vance, right? And I said it was kind of weird for Oprah with her Hawaiian state, her multiple homes, her expensive wardrobes, her frequent luxury vacations to talk about income inequality. And someone saying and they're going, someone responded, well, how dare people come from nothing and who've experienced this along the way tell Americans the stories to where they are, especially if they're people of color?

Yes. Thank you for completely proving my point. The left, which has literally spent three days denigrating the American dream, wants to invoke it only to defend the sheer irony. These people have zero moorings. None.

That's it. So it's OK if there are people, if Marxists somehow succeed. But anyone else, it's disallowed because then you are committing the moral failing of ambition. You are taking more than you need. Well, who gets to determine how much someone needs?

I think that what determines how much you need is how much work you're willing to put in the choices that you're willing to make. That's that's it. No one's holding you down. I reject that. That's such you know what? That's a lie that Marxists tell you to hold you in place. And the people who perpetuate it are evil. It is one of the most evil things told people in this country. That no, no, no.

You know, you have to stay in the state as to which you're born. That if you try to exceed too much, then that you go in for more than you deserve. It's emotional blackmail. But there is a lot of this. A lot of this. Then you had this from Oprah. Audio Soundbite 8. This was wild.

Listen to this. We are not so different from our neighbors when a house is on fire. We don't ask about the homeowners race or religion. We don't know who their partner is or how they voted. No, we just try to do the best we can to save them.

And if the place happens to belong to a childless cat lady. It was weird how it turned out. Well, then she's out of J.D. Vance and she got a lot of criticism. Speaking of wildfire, she got a lot of criticism because they said that she was taking focus away from the people impacted. And there was a lot of criticism about because she was asking people for money for the victims of the Maui wildfires and all of this.

And she got a lot of criticism for it. But here's what I find absolutely fascinating about her remark here. Because, again, she's saying this about J.D.

Vance. This was, you know, she said, well, you know, they I guess when she says they are I suppose she's talking about Democrats. But she's saying that, well, they don't ask about the homeowner's life if their house is burning down. But interestingly enough, they did ask about vaccinations. And they did threaten to deny care for people who opted not to get shots or who had natural immunity.

That's what's so interesting about this. You actually did do that. You did threaten to withhold care in hospitals to people who didn't bend the knee and get the shot, even if they already had the virus and thus develop natural immunity, which for the first time in, you know, history. Apparently, natural immunity didn't work. Crazy. Thanks for tuning in to today's edition of Dana Lash's Absurd Truth podcast. If you haven't already, make sure to hit that subscribe button on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or wherever you get your podcasts.