Absurd Truth: Tim's Tacos

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It's time for Florida Man. A Florida Man in Port Orange Charles Nelson was booked into Volusia County Jail because he snatched the purses from two women, one 77 year old and one 64 year old. The 64 year old said Nelson jumped her in the CVS.

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She said it was about 930 in the morning. And she said as he was taking her purse, she was so she was so shocked. He knocked her over, and then just pulled it really hard. And then she said before he ran away, he said, I'm sorry, ma'am. He didn't get far. They were able to catch him. He confessed to both and another apparently in South Daytona.

And so he was she was able to get everything back. But she said she's gonna carry mace or a gun to carry a firearm to protect your life. But Dana, why would you risk your life?

Why would you really? Why would you somebody's life for possessions? They're the ones who are gambling their lives to steal possessions. Not you protecting what you have in your life. You have no idea. Are you supposed to guess when someone comes running up to you?

Like what it is that they intend to do? Good grief. Also, this is just so dumb. So this guy is a prohibited possessor. He's a apparently he was a violent felon. And he was live streaming on social media. This 21 year old apparently has a long record. And while he was streaming on social media, he shot himself in the leg by accident.

Yeah, for clicks, apparently. Now, he was in possession of a sawed off shotgun deputies with the Hernando County Sheriff's Office responded after he shot himself in the leg. He had posted photos of himself on social media, even though he literally is a violent and is not allowed to possess a firearm was still showing that he was in possession.

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I'm trying to expand my food knowledge. You know, we've got some cantaloupe you'll be fine. Yeah. What the hell is this even? I'm not gonna sit here and do interviews about my policy but conversation about tacos. Welcome back to the program where today everything is stupid.

We got chunky white dude Minnesota tacos, skibbity toilet and monkey pox. Yay. Dana lash here with the top of the second hour buckle up. Can you're listening to us? Obviously, you can listen to us on the radio. You can watch us if you're watching me. You're watching me channel through 47.

Direct TV also rumble where the conversation happens x. So I don't know what the hell this was. What was this about? You stupid white person in your tacos. Who eats tacos like that?

First off with the mayonnaise and tuna. That's not a taco. That's like a fancy tostada. Then he said meat and cheese style. And meat and cheese is literally what you put in a taco. I've been at the border.

I've been I've been to Latin American. Guess what? That's what they put on there. What you mean Hispanic people have access to things like meat and cheese. I think the white people part though was the fact that they didn't season it.

Right? Like it's not seasoned. Okay, can I just say that people who think that like Mexican food or something is like super seasoned.

They're messed up. It's not not everything is flipping Tex Mex, guys. I mean, it's actually it's dark. There's a stark contrast. Can I think you'll agree?

Oh, yeah. Like you can actually taste the meat. It's not just like all here's a half a bottle of some spices. I mean, there's spice and there's hot sauce.

But I've noticed that it's always these like limousine liberals who think that Hispanic people have way more spice and sauce than and you can't taste anything. What did Hillary have in her purse show she fake carried hot sauce in her purse. She sure did. That's why she got to say that it was racist to not vote for her.

Remember in 2016 because she carried hot sauce on her swag bag. That's what it just saying. Oh my gosh.

Oh, L O R T. Oh my lord. Just can't even. So I some of the responses to this Kamala's relaxed and confident demeanor and waltz is self deprecating humor. None of it was funny. It they it yes people. I know this is like really apparently funny to Marxist boomers.

But some people like different levels of spas. Okay, and I mean, this looks it's staged and it looks contrived. And I don't even know this is how they're trying to humanize themselves. They're so bad.

It's like trying to watch two robots humanize themselves. I also like tacos. I like tacos too. What do you put on your tacos? Geez.

Good job guys. Food I put food on my tacos. Just so stupid. And then she's all I was actually the first vice president to grow chili peppers. Well, is that why you didn't make sure that there were tax cuts or anything else or that you know, we had a secured border because you're too busy growing chili peppers. Is that why?

I'm just curious. Is that why? Golly, and the people who are falling all over this is so dumb. I don't know. I can't. By the way, isn't this kind of bigoted?

It seems like she's making fun of him. You stupid white person. Why don't you like seasonings?

Why people hate seasonings? That's what I'm so tired of this. Right?

Then they then they freak out over the whole black jobs thing that Trump said. Okay, but this is okay. Yeah. Okay. All right.

White tacos. Good. Black jobs bad. Yeah. Okay. Well, this is so just bad. I can't. It's very not good.

So I it's just so cringe and he tries to be off the cuff and it's just not neither of them can do it. He goes well I have white guy tacos. What the hell is a white guy taco? Just ground beef and cheese. Do you have flavor in it?

What does that mean? Spice? No, it has no flavor. It all tastes the same.

It's amazing Kamala. My favorite food and flavor and color is beige. Like me because I'm a white guy. Let's not forget it.

I'm just your standard fun white guy dad from Minnesota. Oh, I mean, that's their whole ad. Oh my gosh, I can't it this sounded so staged and it sounded so bad and I just I don't know. But it's working on their their base eats it up. They love it. I don't know. They just they think it's great. They love it.

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There's a reason why your grannies and grandpa said it. Shake Shack and serve robotics have rolled out autonomous sidewalk delivery robots in Los Angeles, those things are going to get totally jacked. They they they look like these cute little bots, they go out, they send little little little bots out with their little food in it. They're trying to cut down delivery cross through automation, everything's going to be automated robots are going to run the world. And so we need to run the robots. So they said that there's the they're sending these out to deliver food and we are going to completely see those jacked.

There's gonna be a lot of free hamburgers for people. Let's see in California, the city reached an ultra rare $1 trillion real estate home value mark, which means fewer people can even afford to live there. Why would anybody want to avoid?

Why would anybody want to live there in the first place? They said California City, it's I'll save you the click. It's flipping Anaheim. I hate when people do this.

They're like, Oh, it's surprising. Shut up. No one loves your stories and your banal writing enough to sit here and suffer through this godforsaken clickbait. It's Anaheim. There you go.

The Disneyland place. I saved you a click ransomware group claims it hacked the Washington Times and it's hosting a data auction on the dark web. What kind of data? Like I'm just curious. They said that it's a conservative media entity. It's a cybercrime gang. And they said you've got you can bid on this impressive data. Why would you want it?

I'm just curious. They said that they've listed the data at five Bitcoin worth like a little over $295,000. Why would you want it? Like what are you going to get out of it? I don't understand.

Like, what's the point of it? Let's see here. Oh, kim.com is except is set to be extradited from New Zealand to the United States. Yeah, they signed the extradition order for the mega upload founder 12 years after the FBI ordered a raid over file sharing. So he's facing falls me on x facing criminal charges related to the defunct file sharing website mega upload. So he's set to be extradited. You know, he's a big time like right leaning person, right? Everybody knows that way.

Yeah, yeah. So he they signed the extradition order. We'll see what happens. The Democrats don't like him. I know that much. They do not like him. So coming up, I'm going to explain no offense to anybody how no tax on tips is a Marxist thing.

And why we just need no tax period. That's what we need to just go full on there. Stay with us. Can we talk about her? Application on her website. Have you guys seen this?

I don't have this on the rundown, but I was going to. So on her, when you go to her campaign website, they hit you with all these donations, like, oh, let's donate here, donate here. If you want to volunteer, though, you got to sign up and use an application page, right?

She doesn't have any policies on our website. But apparently, there are, like nine pronouns you can pick. Oh, uh huh. Only nine seems limited.

Does it because I was like, I don't know what some of these are. So who and who is one so you have so you have like the basic, you know, your basic boring, totally not special pronouns, right? You can pick he him she her they them. You can also pick who who say fair, what? Dude, I don't even know. There's like 18 of them.

They fair. What is what is that? Is that like if you're like a magical creature? I'm gonna go I don't understand what that is. What is hang on who? pronoun? What does that even mean?

Oh, oh, for the love. It's a gender neutral pronoun set derived from the word who. Human. So it's who hum for human.

But there's two of them still. So that's not gender neutral. Right binary. So yeah, it's binary.

Oh, so is it next to a non binary choice? What is hang on? I gotta look at that. I gotta look at them. Hang on. I gotta look.

What is the fae pronoun? Let's look at this. This is so stupid. I just want. Oh, it's not Celtic.

Apparently. What is this? What is fae? Why can't I just have it? Oh, my gosh, you can actually say fair self. What? So somebody says that they can be fae as a gender like a fairy.

But then they know, you know, I'm like still here on Google page one scrolling and there's actual literally no description yet. What's the definition of it? You can say fair self their neo pronouns. This is as close as I got neo pronouns, or noun self pronouns. Oh, I guess it is fae folk. Oh, my gosh.

Really? Fae went to the store. So you have the nominative, accusative, pronominal, possessive, fae walked fair dog today. Well, fae can go blank fair self. Okay, like that. That helps you.

Right? Fae can take fair self to hell. How about that? Like, see, does that make sense?

So that's an actual thing. She has, I mean, tons of pronouns, you can say fair self. You can pick.

You can't pick a single policy. But you know, you can apparently go and you can have like a million pronouns that you can select. These are just, this is just dumb.

So yeah, you have also what is a m? What? I don't even know what some of these are. I swear there's new ones, Cain. There are new ones. I'm positive that there's always an I'm always discovering ones I've never seen before. Always. Zee Zem. A M E Y E M. I am right now years old hearing this one.

Never seen that one. A M? Like there's they then they're a morning person.

So there's they then and just take off the part. So instead of t h e y t h e m, it's just e y e m. Why? Okay, we're going to Google. Pronouns.

A M. Oh, my gosh. What's it mean? I don't even know.

Even Google doesn't know? I guess if you're if you're offended by What? By lisps? If you're offended by lisps, you're an M or an Oh, my gosh, they can be used by anybody.

And they dropped Yeah, that's literally it. Okay, so the person who the nitwit who created this in 1975, Christine Alverson of Skokie, Illinois, won a contest by the Chicago Association of Business Communicators to find replacements for she and he and him and her. And she created a and M and air by dropping from the words. So you would say a went to the store.

I met him today. What? So that's the normative and then accusative and then you have the pronominal and possessive a walked air dog today.

Or Yeah, what I just the majority of people that I see online have a hard time grasping English the way we grew up with half of the people don't even know the difference between there and there. Right. Okay. This is making things worse. It's gonna make it dumber. This is making it dumber. I can't even. So then you have z in here. Yeah. Okay, I'm confused. Guys, roll with me. So you have z in case you haven't seen it. I'm going to make sure that we have this in slide because it's literally the dumbest thing you're ever going to see.

So you guys can see what's on it. So you have z and here, z e and then h i r. And then a and m e y e m. And then is it z and zim z or x e and x e m? Like what is the difference between x e and z e? It's both.

What's the difference between who and who? That's what we're talking about. It's short for human. That's dumb. That is dumb.

Oh, my gosh. That's what we got. Ladies and gentlemen, literally the same two letters. Yeah, you get to pick your pronouns. Because one's capitalized, I guess. You're asking me things like I know this. This is Lewis Carroll is rolling his eyes and his body in his grave right now.

Juan is showing you on the simulcast right now. I mean, dude. So can someone please? I don't understand the hoo hoo.

That sounds like a like a sling for somebody's Noni is what it sounds like. No, no, it's not Kane. We're gonna drive this car right all the way into the wall. Oh, so you can pick all of these pronouns. While you're eating cat food in the desert. You'll have lots of time to think about it. Oh, my gosh. Thanks for tuning in to today's edition of Dana lashes absurd truth podcast. If you haven't already made sure to hit that subscribe button on Apple podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts.