Absurd Truth: Miss Alabama

Dana Lashes of Sir Truth Podcast sponsored by Kel-Tec.

It's his life mission to make bad decisions. It's time for Florida Man. I love how Daily Mail is like exclusive. Okay, I'm about to share with you maybe one of the freakiest Florida Man stories of all time. If you're having your lunch nummies right now, I might ask you to hold off on those numbs here for a second. Okay.

Yeah, it's one of them. Here's the headline. We're just going for it.

All right. Florida's man colon explodes after coughing and sneezing at the same time in a diner causing his intestines to fall out of his body. Dude, dude. Man was eating breakfast with his wife when a coffin a sneeze at the same time left him with a freak injury. His colon exploded.

And it made his I don't know how your intestines fall I'm so sorry. His wife called an ambulance. Paramedics said that they saw it. And they were like, he was immediately rushed to the hospital.

They successfully fixed him. He's been he was in the hospital for six days sent home, experienced no further complications. They're putting this case in the American Journal of Medical Case Reports. They said it's a rare but serious complication of surgery.

When that especially after it's healed, where it can be reopened. And it's a freak thing that it happened like that. I actually am curious as to whether or not he tried to suppress it. The sneeze in that. Like you can't do that.

That might have been what did it never suppress because I've always wondered what would happen if you would cough and sneeze at the same time. Apparently this your guts will fall out. His whole guts fell out. That's crazy. All of his guts.

That's all but godly. Can you imagine? This is the dumbest Florida man ever. He jumped into a pond to avoid arrest.

What have we talked about with ponds guys? It's where the gators live. Yeah, I'm just looking at the pond and it's like a blurry still from a body cam footage. And it looks dirty and murky.

Why would you do that? This is gator country. Anyway, he jumped in the pond Jeffrey. Guys, Jeffrey Treffy. Jeffrey Treffy.

46 of Naples. Jeffrey Treffy. Jeffrey Treffy.

What? He's a real person. He was in a red BMW. And he sped past the deputy in a marked patrol car. They chased him. He crashed under a dirt embankment. Jumped into a retention pond. They got him out. Thankfully, no gator ate him.

Nobody no gator ate anybody but good heavens. Oh, man. Let's see. This one. Let's see. I'm gonna get into this.

I don't have this on my list. But this is a Florida woman who called 911 on herself during an attempted carjacking so she could do it legally. She was trying now she wasn't being carjacked. She was trying to steal a car from a dealership. And Christy Turman, age 37, called Lee County Sheriff's Office, because she wanted the authorities to know that she literally said this during the 911 call quote, because I'm trying to steal a car that's not legally mine. So y'all better come and make a report.

I'm reporting this. They arrived. They found her exiting the driver's side of the stolen Toyota Corolla. She Oh, wait, there's more. She told deputies she was being trained in a game of black ops to steal a car, but called authorities to make it legal. She's arrested and facing trespass charges.

Narrator says, Yeah, it's not legal. I'm trying to figure out she was being trained in a game of black ops to steal a car. Where does that come from?

Where is that? And then she called the police. That's like the cops episode that I watch, where two women were fighting over a crack rock in the street, because apparently one woman purchased the crack rock and the other woman like stole it. And the woman who purchased the crack rock called police and said she reported the other lady literally called 911. So she stole my crack rock. And the cops are like ma'am, you know, crack is illegal.

I swear to you, he's this guy. She goes, Yeah, but ain't stealing illegal. This woman legit was thought. Wait.

She thought that you could make it legal just by calling the cops and tell her tell them you're doing it. Is that a setting to six? Yeah, what is that? What is the whole black ops to steal a car?

Is that Yeah, is that GTA? Jiminy Christmas video games lead to violence. They say shut up. Oh my gosh, but wait, there's more.

Let's see. This is a this headline is just adorable. A pair of middle fingers leads to road rage ramming at Wellington Green Mall, Wellington, Florida, an exchange of middle fingers on the road to the mall at Wellington Green led to a scary scene. They said that one of the drivers in a Honda Accord went to the parking lot.

The other guy turned in and they hit the gas Volkswagen Passat met the Honda Accord mashing and chaos. There were arrests. Our partners over at Hillsdale College Hillsdale is all about imparting tough knowledge on strong people. Hillsdale is a great institution. And they've been empowering students since 1844. They're all about education and liberty and they understand what how education is important to preserving liberty.

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I want to touch on one thing real quick. Have you guys seen this? I'm just sure you've seen it going around on social media. The fat national American Miss Alabama.

All right, I want to we got to be careful with us. So that is not I'm sure you've seen it. It's been everywhere. They're like, this is the new Miss Alabama. Can you believe this woman? And she's, you know, she's, can I say it, she's obese. I'm not saying it to be ignorant and make fun of her size. This chick is literally morbidly obese. It is unhealthy. She is morbidly obese. That is not healthy. That's not body conscious.

That's taking the lazy way out and making people more comfortable in harming themselves. But it's like a body positivity sort of pageant. So this chick is it's being promoted all over social media by a lot of our friends, as this is the Miss Alabama. This is the new Miss Alabama. Can you believe that this is the Miss Alabama?

It's not though. She is the there's the Miss Alabama pageant. And then there's the national American Miss pageant.

They are two entirely different things. So this 23 year old woman, won the title because she shared her body positivity method. She won the National American Miss Alabama. The actual Miss Alabama looks like a living, breathing Barbie doll. She's very pretty young woman. This woman is not the actual Miss Alabama, as you know, Miss Alabama.

It's the National American. There's all these different pageants out there. And the Miss Alabama, she looks like she's I mean, she's she looks like a beauty pageant winner.

Like you would think. So this Diane, yeah, Diane Westhoven is Miss Alabama. Sarah Milligan is the National American Miss. And the participants apparently are a younger demographic. So Miss Alabama is older. National American Miss is younger.

So that, you know, there you go. And it's not that she's an ugly woman, her face. She's very pretty in her face or very pretty. She's just so morbidly obese, that I don't see a long lifespan for her because of her health that is impacted by her size. It's not healthy. And it's not ignorant. It's not bigoted to say that. Just like if you see someone cutting open their veins, you would be like, wow, that's not healthy for you.

How dare you be bigoted? You see what I mean? It's it's not healthy. It is. That's a killer.

And so I don't know, I'm, I'm amazed at, you know, it's spread and everyone was mad at the Miss Alabama pageant. They're not the same. They're two totally different things. So I want to make sure that we're, you know, we're right on that. By the way, speaking of, you know, correcting stuff.

Steve corrected me. It's Wallen, not Waylon. I always think of Waylon Jennings, who's the best? Waylon Jennings is the goat. It's Morgan Wallen.

I always immediately think I see everything. I'm like, Waylon. I know who he is. I just I see I hear and I see think when Steve was like, I got to tell you, it's not Waylon.

It's Wallen. That sounds weird for me to say like, it's, whenever I talk about like the MyPillow people, I have to stop myself because I want to say pillow. We have this huge fight on air every time or off air. I say things weird.

And I blame it from it's like an Ozark twang being from Southern Missouri. I say milk, I say warsh, and I say pillow. And my kids are going nuts because they're like, there's no are in it.

Where is warsh? I'm like, I don't care. Do you need a washing machine? And when I'm on air, and especially if I'm doing lives, I have to be very careful with how I say words, right. And it's I sound sometimes I feel like I sound fruit because I'm like, wash. That sounds so weird. Sounds so weird. It's weird because you make it all long at the ah part.

Yeah, cuz isn't it's Yeah, just wash, wash. No, that sounds so dumb. It's worse. Sounds way better. We got to move. We got to move. We got to move.

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It's time for Dana's quick five. So do you remember the McCluskey's mark and Patricia McCluskey from my hometown of St. Louis. So they are demanding they were the ones who BLM protesters broke through onto private property and were like, on their property like threatening them. Well, they're demanding that the city returned the two guns that they took from them. They they were the because they went to court they were charged there. They filed requests to have their convictions wiped away. They pled guilty to misdemeanor charges in 2021. On Wednesday, one of the judges the judge expunged the charges from the records following the incident because they were legitimately threatened and you could hear threats on audio and that that area is literally private property. They destroyed the protesters destroyed a fence to get there. And this they said that they want their guns back. They want the records expunged. So their fight still is continuing. And we'll, we'll see how that goes.

I mean, it's you know, St. Louis judges, we'll see. This is a new link associated with xylitol xylitol and a lot of keto stuff. And so it's a common sugar substitute.

Now they're saying that it's linked to blood clots and all this stuff. I'm sure it's not the VAX though. There's literally never been any problems with it up until like, I just don't like the taste of it. I can taste that I'm not a fan of the taste of xylitol. But I'm sure it's not the injections guys.

Sure it's not. This it's an at home brain zapper that helps binge eaters lose weight. This sounds kind of dangerous and it looks ridiculous to wear.

They said that it can be carried out at home. It helps people lose weight, a lot of weight in six weeks. They said it's called trans cranial direct current stimulate stimulation.

And this sounds comfortable. It fires a gentle electronic pulse via electrodes on the scalp causing a slight excitation of brain cells. And it's supposed to like stop the people who are binge eaters.

And apparently they're saying that it helps them. I bet you have to wear this wrap on your head and it's weird. You look weird. It looks weird. I don't know. Would you do you want to look weird?

Or do you just want to like work out and watch what you eat? I don't know. Now a new test is promising to predict dementia nine years before the diagnosis. Kane who hates the injection says that you can. Well, he adds that he can predict it too, if you took the VAX. Oh, gosh.

You really it's not like you really hate it or anything, right? Yeah, it's a new test. They tested 103 people who had dementia. 81 had brain scans between five months and eight and a half years before being diagnosed. And they said that it can predict with up to 80% accuracy, dementia. And they analyze the network of connections in the brain when it's an idle mode to look for early signs of the condition.

It was Queen Mary University of London. And they said their method is better than memory tests for measurements of brain shrinkage. And so they looked at what 1100 people from around the UK, a database that contains genetic and health information. So that's they said it's pretty they they're saying that it's accurate. They're saying that it's really accurate. So we'll see.

We'll see if that actually is something that is helpful. Kutter has issued an ultimatum to Hamas. You better take this deal that's been passed or get out. That's what they're saying.

Take the deal or get out. And I don't know, it hasn't been really widely reported by a lot in mainstream media, but we'll see. But that's their ultimate issue. We were just telling you too that the writings from the Nashville trans Tifa activists, those journal entries and all of that stuff has been released. And we were going over some of that.

We'll have more of that to go over. You're not going to be able to lie to people. You can't lie to people in the news media about what they're paying for at the grocery store. You're not going to sit here and lie to somebody about how much it takes to fill up their tank. You're not going to lie to them about the reality of how far their dollar stretches. That's not something that you're going to do.

Not at all. And this is what's so frustrating about this. Like, no one's buying this.

No one's buying this at all. Somewhat related, I got to tell you about this. So remember the air conditioning rules that Biden proposed? Well, those are going to come into effect in 2025, guys. Mm hmm. The way that it's promoted is that they're going to undergo significant upgrades in 25.

Right? Because they want to improve energy efficiency. They want stricter energy efficiency standards. And this is a part of a broader effort to reduce energy consumption, etc, etc.

Under what authority? It the refrigerants that you that are going to be using the units that has they have to be phased out in favor of what they call, which are crappier, environmentally friendly alternatives. They're worse, they're bad. And they said that you're rolling out these new refrigerants and we're they're not going to do they're stopping production of the current refrigerant that everybody uses.

It's great. That's not this is not what is contributing to quote unquote, global warming, guys. Are you kidding me? And then they have the they have the it's that HVAC refrigerant mandate.

And the new are the new systems are going to be more expensive. Listen to this, they like throw this out like it's an aside. The guy who heads this, what's his face? His last name's Howard. Paul Howard.

He's, I don't know. Some, he was saying that the increase in cost in terms for an AC install, when all of this new stuff comes out, you're looking at an increase of 20 to 25% cost for consumers. So they've made it more expensive all around. Because you can't use that new refrigerant in current units. So they've made it more expensive all around.

And then I Oh, my. So 20 to 25%. We got that money lying around, Kane, right? Yeah, we just we got it lying around. We got it.

We got it. So they have that this is all they have a deadline in 2025. So it's like when they did that phosphate stuff with the dish. So yeah, they also convinced us to subsidize with solar and wind and a lot of states including Texas has done it. But has it reduced your energy bills?

No, no, no, of course not. It's all lip service BS. I think that the people who are so hell bent on making everything be electric and all that I think that you should have everything powered only by solar or wind. I think that the people who promote all this stuff, they should drive EVs that can only be powered by solar or wind. No electricity, because you know, electricity is manufactured and 86 over 86% in coal powered plants. That's where the electricity comes from. So you should only be able to use. See, if I were president, I would make this executive order your only life you're pushing this you are only allowed to power your home on solar or get wind or Yeah, I was thinking of hydro power.

You know, maybe if they live like near waterfall or something. That's it. That's all you get. You can only power your stuff on that your whole house, your vehicle, everything. If you got to go to the hospital, only wind or solar, you know, if you believe in it so much can only be powered by wind or solar. That I would, I'd break that EO. I'd push that EO I'd see somebody I would make that happen.

I'd be like, Yeah, even when you got to get surgery, all the instruments all that that that's your heart machine keeps you alive. Now, only wind or solar. That's it. I mean, because you believe in it that much, right? Prove it. Prove it before you make all of us change our lives. Prove it. Just saying. Forever you get your podcast.