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But this isn't a moment for politics. It's a moment for clarity.

So let me be clear. Peaceful protest in America. Violent protest is not protected. Peaceful protest is. It's against the law when violence occurs.

Destroying property is not a peaceful protest. It's against the law. Vandalism. Trespassing, breaking windows, shutting down campuses, forcing the cancellation of classes and graduation. None of this is a peaceful protest.

Threatening people, intimidating people, instilling fear in people is not peaceful protest.

Well, wait a minute. I thought it was a mostly peaceful protest because that's what they told us, like all through Blim. BLM, burn loot murder. That's what we were told that it's, you know, it's. Mostly peaceful pro I mean, yeah, there's some like Arson and all that fun stuff.

There's an election here, too. That's weird. What? I said that was an election year, too. That's weird.

Yeah, so you know what, Kane? First off, ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to the program. It's your lovable cremudge and Dana Lash. We're making best friends today.

And uh it is uh Thursday, top of this first hour. You can listen coast to coast on Terrestrial radio, you can listen on whatever streaming device. We're on YouTube and X and everywhere else. Beautiful day here in the Republic of Texas. It's a balmy 71 degrees, too cold for me.

I need some triple digit heat. But that was the president and and Kane brings up a very good point And that It is an election year. That is so crazy. I am sure. That it is entirely A coincidence.

Yeah, that it's an election year and there's rioting. Hmm. Is so coincidental that Democrats always do this every single election. This happens every single election. We see it every single election.

It's weird, isn't it, Kane?

So weird. I mean, it's almost like it's planned. But guys, we know that these are good, moral, straightforward people and that it's not planned at all, that it's entirely organic. Mm. Whole foods grade.

Mm. We know this. And we know this how?

Well, because. Wait, what? Yeah, yeah, mm, because that's why. That's what, that's what it is.

So they've been, it's been happening in all these universities across the country.

Now, here's the question. That yours truly has. And forgive me if President Albino Turd for just forgot to. mention this in his remarks. But The original protest on a college campus.

That took place. At Columbia, right? And then it moved to like a couple of others. But why did it start in Columbia? At Columbia University.

You remember why? They were saying they want their university to divest from Israel because apparently they had some sort of academic program, whatever. If it's anything Jewish adjacent, the Nazis get upset.

So, you have the little Nazis that are on these college campuses. No, it's not a rap group. It's their movement, Lil, L-I-L, with the apostrophe. That's how you know it's modernized. They're not like those old Nazis, they're little Nazis.

So, you have these little Nazis. That are on these college campuses with hits like Globalize Infantada. Everybody knows that hit. That's a banger. And then don't forget their other hit, From the River to the Sea.

That's kind of like a folk hit.

So there's various iterations of that. But the reason that it began is because they wanted that deinvestment.

So why are all of these other little Nazis at all of these other universities, why are they protesting? Because not every one of these universities has any kind of academic association in which they share resources or do anything, even at a tiny percent or a fraction of a percent with Israel.

So why are these other universities, why are these other people protesting? Has anyone answered that question or asked it? Yes, Kane. The one time they were asked, they just didn't know what they were protesting. Oh, they didn't know.

Yeah, they didn't know what they were protesting. Oh, they didn't know. They were just like realizing stuff and like them and their friends were realizing things. They were wishing they were more educated and they didn't know why they were protesting. Do you know?

You can watch. The lifespan. You know how you watch the lifespan of a butterfly? Right. You got a caterpillar.

And then it turns, they put a cocoon or is it a chrysalis? A chrysalis is for moths, right? I think so, yeah. My that my kid who knows about bugs is at college, so I can't, I don't know. I'm sure he'll text me later and be like, you got this all wrong.

And then they turn into a beautiful butterfly, right? Yeah. It's interesting that you can see this progression. From Caterpillar to butterfly. In the lifespan of a boxed wine suburbanite aficionado.

It's fascinating. And do you know do you know what the larval stage of that is, Kame? It's the larval stage is what you see in these college campuses across the country. You see it? Like you, you have these.

Look at me. I'm out here with my dog Har, and I've got my picnic blanket. No matter where it is a scarf, it also doubles as a head covering. It could also be a sarong. Or parro.

Any of those things. It's quite the accessory. Can also be toilet paper. It's amazing. But.

That's the have you noticed that that's the evolution? of the boxed wine suburban aficionado. They start That larval stage, much like these protests, you're seeing the larval stage, the caterpillar, well, not the larva, I guess, the caterpillar stage of this. You're seeing this stage right now. They're going to grow up to be box wine moms demand members.

Why? The caterpillar stage is more like those kids that were falling on the floor in the grocery store. And then. the chrysalis stage, because let's be real, they're moths. is the protesting.

And then the Beautiful moth butterfly is them sitting in their driveway drinking. Box wine. That's right. And then talk and smack about everybody else. And speeding in the pickup line.

I think I saw this in the Encyclopedia Britannica. Yeah, it's a it should be if this it It's like the real housewives of boring bitches. Anyway, so. the that's the I see this, I see it. You that's the lifespan of it.

But let me just tell but for though, why are they protesting? If their universities are not invested or in any way financially associated with, why are they out there protesting? Because they're pathetic, thirsty little seamsters, is what it is. They're wannabes. Like that one chick who was out there who really probably should have taken the opportunity where she was isolated.

isolated in an encampment At college, she probably, it looked like she needed to take that opportunity for a healthy fasting period. But she was, you know, those people who were demanding snacks and food, you know, because the revolution must be catered. You know, you have to, it's so bougie. I mean, those, this is what we're talking about. Why are a lot?

Why are all of these people protesting? And I got to tell you something, I don't want to hear another. gosh damned thing about about toxic masculinity. Because let's hear for the boys. This is frat boy summer, y'all.

It's frat boy summer because them boys are out there. They are saving the day. You know that they were getting into it at UCLA protecting the flag? You have Fred Bros at UCLA. Dusting it up, protecting the American flag.

Gentlemen, I salute you. What was it? I love the description on the GoFundMe at the Pi Kappa Phi. That was UNC, right? Yeah, UNC.

Well, UNC Chapel Hill. They were the ones that started it and had photo of the year. It's like a Renaissance painting. It really is. You got the guy in the blue shirt, and he's laughing his head off, taking a picture.

You got the other guys holding everything up. I mean, it's like a Renaissance painting. It's absolutely amazing. We asked for them to come on the show. And in some ways, I'm actually glad they said no.

They said that their national organization doesn't permit interviews. And I kind of like that because it makes it, it just underscores the organic nature of this. All of these other cats are organized, but the frat bros are going out there like somebody's got to do the hard work. And they would, and they just go out and do it. God love them with their pastel shirts.

It's amazing. But we were I sent this out. You got the GoFundMe. I love the description, and I feel like this is just really applicable. to all of these different frats.

across the country that have been dusting it up. Because they put it out there and they said that help us raise funds, you know, to throw the fret. They said that the boat shoe proletariat. I mean this guy needs this is just I I love it and I love what they wrote with the with the update because they've raised half a million dollars now Holy smokes. They said that it was 48 years ago this week that Cubs outfielder Rick Monday snatched the American flag from the grimy hands of long-haired Trotskyites, saving it from incineration.

The crowd thanked him with a standing ovation. And today you are that crowd. You gave these great flag-saluting patriots the honor they so richly deserve. And they said, We hope your generosity is a message to every college campus in America. From sea to shining sea, this country is great.

This country is worth defending. That flag means something, and America takes care of her own. I really want to go and just lift weights right now and drink protein shakes. They said that the noble-born Brochachos stood down the frumpy hoards with nothing more than a pastel shirt and a smile. And they said that they want to show the guys enough fireworks to blow the Oakley Aviator straight off their faces.

God bless America. It's Fret Boy Summer. And as I said, at UCLA, they were dusting up, and they've been stepping out at a lot of these universities. You know what? I'm going to say, yes, there's some frats that give all fraternities a bad name.

But I actually think they serve an intended purpose. And I love the fact that dudes got a space, a place that they can still call a refuge on their college campuses. I love it 'cause they need the fellowship. They need a brotherhood. Dudes need it.

I think girls need it too, but dudes need it. And they're stepping up. This made this actually Made a lot of people around the country feel fantastic. I can't tell you the amount of comments that I got on social media from this photo when I posted it up. Uh a few days ago.

Oh, attributed with the attribution. I I mean, it's just but this is this is something now we're seeing. Across the nation.

Now, I got to tell you this: did you guys see? Bill Malugin. He obtained, ladies and gentlemen, a Google Doc with a list of needs that protesters at the UCLA camp were requesting. Did you know what they need? Would you guys like to know what the protesters at UCLA, what they were needing?

They need. Vegan and gluten free food. Because the revolution must be gluten-free. A vegan.

Now, Cain Remind me, jog my memory. When all the JSIC stuff was going through, and they were, you know, blah blah blah. Didn't somebody have like zip ties in their little backpack when they went to the Capitol and someone said that was a weapon, the fact that they had zip ties, it was a weapon and that meant that they were going to do harm? Remember that? That was correct, right?

We all remember that, right? They were saying that, oh my gosh, there was somebody at J6 that had zip ties.

Okay, so that me that means they're terrorists then, right? If you have zip ties, that's what the left established. I just want to check because on this list, they ask for rope and zip ties. What in the juicy sommelier hell is that? Rope and zip ties They need lotion.

Oh.

Okay guys, that might be a little much. They need Silence of the Lamb shopping list. It puts the lotion in the basket. They need headlamps, airsoft goggles. Skater helmets.

Sissies. Rain ponchos. They need, I mean, they're very specific. We need utility gloves without reinforced knuckles. We need EpiPens, non-steroid inhalers, headlamps, organizational pens.

I mean, you're not flipping, you're not a daycare. And then they want this. Hot food for lunch, you absolute welfare rat bastards. Vegan food, gluten food, ice, no packaged food. What No package fared.

No nuts.

Well, you are. You got plenty of them there. This is the, they sent out, y'all, they sent out a list. And they want zip ties and rope. And lotion.

But no sunscreen. But no sunscreen. Well yeah, why do they hate sunscreen? We want a revolution, but make it comfortable. We want a revolution, but with hot nails.

The revolution must be gluten free. You know, you hear people talk about a civil war and you wanna know why I'm not afraid. Because of just stuff like this. Oh my gosh! You'd hold up a banana and they'd lose their minds.

Look at this piece of bread full of GMOs and gluten. And they They'd melt. All right, we got more on the way 'cause I'm Not even halfway done through this segment. We got to talk about 2024 because there's some interesting stuff coming out about this. Plus, this all is, keep in mind, this is a youth, this is an effort to.

Multiple birds, one stone. Put pressure on Joe Biden, try to get out the youth vote, and try to get out the vote in general. We're going to talk about this. And we got economic news. We got all kinds of stuff as we roll.

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and the liberal college administrators and politicians. who refused to restore law and order and to protect other students. These little gazas are disgusting cesspools of anti-Semitic hate, full of pro-Hamas sympathizers, fanatics, and freaks. The terrorist sympathizers in these little Gazas aren't peacefully protesting Israel's conduct of the war. They're violently and illegally demanding death for Israel.

Just like Their ideological twins, the Ayatollahs in Iran. That's Tom Cotton, if you couldn't tell. He's remarking on uh Lil Gazens. You could say a little keffy too, right? I don't know which one I like better.

I feel like I may have to put up a poll later. I don't know. Welcome back to the program. Dana Lashley with you, bottom of this first hour. And yeah, Tom Cotton, I'm just sidebar real quick.

I had told Kane on break, I'm like, he's got. Because of his accent. He could just be sassier in his tone. I'm a little disappointed that he's not. You know, when you can roll a vowel like that.

I just feel like, you know, you need to up. Especially when you're talking about this, just up the sassy a little bit, and men can do it. If you're a southern man with an accent, you can do it, and it's okay. You don't sound goofy. He could do it a little bit.

And I think it would, I don't know, some about it, I think it'd cut more. I'm just saying, oh my gosh, I would be so overdramatic if I had an honest to heaven.

Southern accent. Y'all wouldn't even be able to get through a whole hour with me. It would be ridiculous. Ridiculous. But it's Frat Boy Summer.

Let's hear it for the frat boys. That uh I We're talk we were talking about this, um All the protests on the college campuses, and how I don't even know why some of these. Cats are protesting, like and they were protesting at colleges in Oklahoma. Like how w you're in Oklahoma. What do you What are you protesting?

college doesn't got any kind of investment with it. What are you even doing? It's because they're lazy. We all know. Lorraine pointed it out too.

She's like, it's 'cause they don't want to take finals and they're all lazy. I mean, and that's and that's true. That's exactly what it is. They see it and they're like, we want to do that, Tarot. They're like sheep.

Yeah. They all want to do the same thing. That's a sheep, right? Not a goat.

Okay. Same difference in terms of sound. They all bleat. Shut up. But you guys know what I'm saying.

They say.

somebody do it and they're like that looks cool I want to be a revolutionary too It's like me and girls. I saw Regina George wearing army pants and flip-flops, and so I went and got army pants and flip-flops. I I saw Lil' Gaza having a coffee tote, and I wanted to be a little gazo with a coffee tote. That's exactly what they're doing. They're doing just that.

They see it and they're like, that looks cool. I also want to do that. Except you don't look cool. You look like a dork. You look like a little Nazi.

You look like a little Nazi dork. A dumb little Nazi dork. I mean, that just keeps piling up because it's all all the pejoratives, it's all true. Did you see the mess they left at UCLA? It was like a rabid pack of homeless crackheads went through the quad.

tore the hell out of everything, and then left. Have you seen the photos?

Now I've never been to UCLA. But I know people who have, I know a couple of people who attended it and they're like, oh my gosh, that used to be one of the most beautiful campuses. In all of America.

Now it looks like Hunter Biden's backyard. It looks horrible. There's trash everywhere. The vandalism, the trash. It probably smells like feet and toms of Maine.

Because that's one thing we all know to be true. In order to be revolutionary, you got to be stanky. And you can just look at these people and you can tell. I mean, look at the mess that Wants pulling it up, getting ready to throw it up for y'all, simulcast viewers to the radio program. An absolute mess.

And nobody knows how to put these big environmentalists. They want to make everything look like Gaza. And by the way, that's what Gaza looked like before Israel defended itself, before their popularly elected government took hostages. The moment the colonizers got Gaza from Israel, they decided to wreck it. I mean, who's going to be cleaning all that up?

Oh, you know what? Oh, it's going to be the oh, it's going to be like the the janitorial staff, right? The sanitation staff. You mean all these little trust fund little kefies are going to make The help clean up their mess. Golly, it is so unbelievably ironic, and the fact that these people can't see it.

Just goes to show you that we need to get a refund on all our tax dollars because these people ain't learning a damn thing at these institutions. Self-awareness, at least among them. Didn't they hold the janitors hostage? Oh, yeah, they did. That was at Columbia or City College or some of the damned.

Long enough to clean that up. Yeah, probably. Yeah. That's what they did. It's the same thing.

Occupy Wall Street, they totally did this. Antifa totally does this. The Chaz Chop people. With the SoundCloud Warlord, still one of the best things. I mean, you can't make this up.

Quick sidebar, indulge me for a second. That's still, I think, one of my favorite sidebars. of any story ever was at Chas Chop. There was literally a dude who was a SoundCloud warlord. He was a rapper on SoundCloud and he was giving away guns out of his uh EV.

It was the craziest thing I've ever seen. I'm like, only in Portland. Anyway. And I think it was one of the guns that he gave away where somebody got shot and killed at one at that encamp encampment by one of the things he was giving away out of his trunk, if I remember correctly. But This is what they do every single time.

It's a get out the vote mechanism. They're trying to pressure Biden on Israel. While they imperil Democrats' youth vote, they want to hold Biden hostage. That's their favorite thing, is to take hostages. They want to hold Biden hostage, and they're trying to amp up.

The pressure on him with regards to Israel while also providing a get-out-the-vote mechanism for Democrats. But Democrats are torn on this because they don't want to look like little keffis, right? They don't look like these people. They don't want to be out there like, yeah, we totally don't like Josh Petball. Yeah.

Pep hole. They don't. That's the. Mm. They don't want to look like that because there are a few, you know, some.

That are a little bit more John Fetterman-minded, that are looking at this like, wow, you guys are literal Nazis. This is crazy. It's 2024. Guess the Allies didn't kill them all.

So That's They there some of them don't want to be like that. And everyone else is out here looking at them and realizing that, yeah, that's who the Democrat Party is now. Joe Biden, when he spoke earlier, he couldn't even just put, he couldn't even say, oh, we can't have anti-Semitism. He had to create this straw man and act as though there's Islamophobia. No, no one is scared of getting, no one is scared of a statistical reality.

We're just simply acknowledging it.

Okay. There are a lot of terrorists in the world and There are all kinds of different people of different backgrounds that can become terrorists, but the most... are radical Islamists. Let's be real.

So Observing statistical reality isn't a phobia. Like, I don't have a phobia of getting walking out in the street and getting run over by a car. I just am aware of the statistical reality of what happens if I do that. I just laid it out for you very clearly. But he couldn't even go and say, well, there's, you know, we have to downplay.

Nobody's blocking Muslim students from accessing buildings. No one is forming human rings around Muslim students and assaulting them. No one is screaming Kill the Muslims You don't have to sit here and backpat. this community because you're so eager to buckas them for votes. And I want to point out too, I hope that Uh People in Michigan, or as it's affectionately called, Dear Bornistan, the voting community that Democrats have been trying to court, who have been pressuring them on Gaza.

I mean, I I want everyone to remember who was it that was introducing pronouns in your kids' school? What party was it? That was introducing books where kids were putting on strap-ons and engaging in sexual intercourse in your children's elementary schools, Michigan. And everywhere else. Because it was Joe Biden.

It was the Democrats. It was that administration.

So, what's going to be more important to you? Your children? or politically fallating an elected terrorist group in Gaza. What's more important to you? I mean, they're used to sacrificing kids, but are you going to sacrifice yours?

Honest question. What's the Lil Gaza starter pack, Kane? You know how every group, like you have the e-girl starter pack, which is always like bad makeup and a horrible cat eye and a super low-cut top and an ill-fitting foundation garment? What would you have for Lil Gaza starter pack? Like two minutes looking at the news, I came up with a little bitty list.

It's a Kaifa, right? Kefia. A Kefia.

Some plywood, ski masks, goggles, some sort of. Repulsive smell. Oh, must have um eau de butt, yes. Yeah, something like that that is always burning permanently on the clothing or the skin or something. Yeah, some that seems to be the starter pack.

Some go a little beyond that. Mm. But that's typically how they all start. It's that Tom's amain. You guys know what Tom's amain is?

It's that hippie deodorant that you see in the Whole Foods. But do you know how it's made? I don't.

So they take the armpit jam of dirty homeless hippies and they mush it all up. Uh and uh then they pack it into the shape of uh deodorant and they put it in a plastic container that's labeled Toms of May. I had no idea. You didn't know that? I didn't.

Sats made. Wow. It's like I could be the, I could just do an episode of that show for you right now in this second. How it's made. That may not be 100% true.

It is a thousand percent true. It's a scientific. Yeah, it's armpit jam from dirty, smelly, homeless communists. And they take it and they pack it all up. And uh all they have to do is put organic on it.

See, organic is a band-aid that covers a lot of offenses. Like, rustic. Rustic can also mean crap. Like shabby chic is just Poor broke white colored stuff. That's what it is.

We all know this. You guys know that. It's the thing back in the aughts. It's like, that's just old, tattered grandma crap. That's what that is.

Stop. This is what Tom's of Maine is. You didn't know that, did you? I just gave away their secrets. I'm probably going to get sued.

I was about to give a hat tip to their marketing team, but you kind of nailed it there.

Well, see, if you say Tom's of Maine, you're thinking, probably, oh, a guy named Tom, he seems responsible. He's from Maine. Yeah, it's beautiful up there. Uh so yeah, that makes sense. It's it uh yeah, that checks.

And so and then people use it and they're like, why? They put it on, they're like, Why does it smell like Why is it so bad? And then they tell themselves, maybe it'll improve with my body chemistry. It's not going to. But then you just get olfactory fatigue.

And then you can't smell how bad you actually smell anymore. But we all can. Yeah. Kills us all. That's how long COVID is.

You didn't know that? It's true. These are facts. Hashtag facts.

So uh Hmm.

Okay. Some of the other things we're going to hit on today. Everybody always forgets Gen X. I was reading this thing where they were looking at Democrats going after the youth vote. And they always talk about millennials and Gen X and then baby boomers.

That's what they were talking about. They're like boomers. Oh, and then millennials and And Gen Z. Nobody touched on Gen X. Because Gen X is most certainly not millennials.

My husband and I have this huge argument. Because he's eight about eight years older than me.

So he's a Gen X, and he wears it like he invented it, and he's the gatekeeper for the entire generation. He is the unelected gatekeeper for Gen X. And he always very disapprovingly tells me, I think you're probably like an elderly millennial. And I really want to cut him for that. I mean, we've almost divorced.

Like, no, I'm Gen X. I am Gen X. Yeah, but you had email in high school. Again, no one used it. And it was the discs with AOL where you put it in and it was like, and then when you ever had, you got onto the internet, it went, fam.

It was like dubstep. And That's what it sounded like. And I'm like, nobody who is a millennial had that. Anyway, they always forget about Gen X.

So they were doing this. They're very concerned, and they're hoping. What? Some are telling the hill and politico and axios they're hoping. That Okay, maybe we can, you know, maybe these protests can start getting people.

On everyone's side. But then you got James Carville. I can't. Yeah. James Carville is He's art.

We're going to talk about this. I've known him. I worked with him at CNN when I was the token there. We did election night coverage. He's actually a very genuine person, and he was actually one of the most respectful.

courteous people to me out of the entire industry. There are about I there are a handful of people that I can say were some of the most courteous. Respectful people that I've ever worked with, and it will shock, it might shock you because you know James Carver, but it was when he was one of them. And um I always got along with him, even though he was so wrong on everything. God love him.

He's just wrong. But we're going to talk about this because He decides to He had a some tough love. For millennials, we're going to talk about this coming up as we roll. Into, oh my gosh, days of these United States already for real. As we, golly, really?

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Mm. Like sands through the hourglass, so are the days of the United States. On there, Palestine! Hit the father. It's the bottom.

Hold on to the soul. Open up the presence. What did he say? Open up the Prison doors? Oh yeah.

I was g oh. That's so late. I love how they We can't even chant unless we got a guy who's leading us to chant. Oh my gosh, that's so lame. I know, they're all such individual thinkers, little Cuffies.

It's a low coffee movement. That's gonna be like a Nickelodeon Like, it's gonna come out after Bluey. Right? Here's Bluey and his big gay dads, and then here's Lil' Keffy. And little Keffy goes out there and he's all about the infantata and all this.

That's just gonna be blowing up his classmates. Just same. Man, I'm telling you. What are they going to do when school's over? Losers?

What are you going to do? Guess they're gonna have to go back home. You're getting gonna protest and no one's gonna see it. For real, like uh classes are gonna be over before the month is. What are they going to do?

I I don't know. All I'm telling you, though, is we need a pastel shirt brigade, and I am not one for pastels. The broletariat, man, the frat broletariat. Saving America, one pastel shirt and boat shoe at a time. Just going out there living life.

I feel like To honor it, I may have to don a pastel shirt. I literally don't even own anything pastel. Like to me, if you're like Dana, what colors do you have in your closet? I'm like White? I think that's what you'll wear for Easter, is maybe something like white.

I think I have an red thing and then and every now and then I buy something that is one pop of color just to make Juan happy so he's not bored to death every damn day 'cause I'm always in black. And That's it. I don't have to otherwise I don't Man, I think I'm I may have to do that. It's Frat Boy Summer, man. May have to get Kane.

You're going to have to get some pastel. You don't even own anything pastel. I'll get a pastel polo or something. We'll be fine. I don't even own a khaki.

I don't even own that. Yeah. Yeah, we'll we'll have to figure it out, you know. You're making the goth the former goth kid support the pastel stuff. All right, we got a whole other hour coming up.

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26 UO. You don't feel like the election's important to me. They're not addressing the issues that I care about. Give him some balloons. He looks like that dude from up.

That's James Carville. He just Dude, I'm all for this. Let's just correct him. Sit back, eat your popcorn, and relax. Just let him go, man.

Welcome back to the program. Top of the second hour: Dana Labs with you. Just let him go. I told you I worked with him when I was the token at CNN and we did a lot of election coverage. And he was, there's a handful of people in the industry.

that I can, you know, there's actually a small number of people in the industry I can say really good things about. And uh, he was always incredibly respectful, very courteous. Uh, and uh, I always got along with him. I liked him, he cracked me up. Him and his wife, I liked Mary Madeline, I like both of them.

Uh, and so I just think it's funny. I mean, God love him, he's wrong, and we got along so well, but he's so wrong, and that's he could be wrong, it's okay, it's America, free country, you can be wrong. But this is hysterical.

So he's commenting on these 20-year-old, like the youth vote, because Democrats are kind of struggling right now. Huh, imagine that. You mean the same party that voted to centralize all of the college loans under the government is struggling? The thing that drove up college costs for everybody, they're struggling. You mean the same government, the same party that determined to change standards in education and introduce DEI and CRT, running down actual academic learning?

You mean they're struggling with the young vote? Really? Surprise. You mean the same party that locked down schools and parks and ruined People's lives. People lost their graduations, their proms, their athletic events so that they could get scouted for scholarships and have a better way of life.

You mean all of that stuff that was all pushed by one particular political party? That they're struggling with the same people that had to live under those rules? Huh. It's pretty amazing. Pretty amazing.

I'm not shocked at all.

So, Dana Lash with you at the top of this second hour, and you can listen coast to coast terrestrially, and you can also watch the simulcast. Uh on X, Channel 347, DirecTV, we're all over the place.

Now I was, I sent this out for the, if you get the prep, this is in the prep. Because They are struggling. With The younger. Voters. Democrats are on the struggle bus a little bit.

And it seems, it's weird because it seems like the younger they are, the more that they're not. I don't know if November hinges on it. That's one of the things that The Hill has in an editorial. They're saying that November hinges on the youth vote. I don't think so.

I do think that the elections are always determined in the margins, which is why independents are so incredibly important. But the youth never turns out the way that they're always projected to. I mean, as many elections as we've seen, every single election cycle, they're always like, get out the vote. MTV used to do a huge get out the vote thing. You remember that, Kane?

Like MTV. Like back when you had like TRL and all of that, they did this like huge get out the vote thing every election cycle. And guess what? Nobody went out and voted. It was always like record abysmally low turnout from younger generations.

And it hasn't changed. That's just that that's a generational thing. That's a that's they they haven't changed. But as Kane points out, that's one of the reasons why Biden's trying to motivate them by quote unquote forgiving all of their student loans and indulging them with these. stanky hippie protest.

the little kefis that they're doing all over at these college these universities. And so Now I love this is what cracks me up. Because the hill piece, they're talking about, oh, the youth vote hinges. The only people who think that are far-left people, high off their own farts. It doesn't hinge on, it does not hinge on Gen Z millennial.

It doesn't. But you know what? And Carville pointed this out. Because people are motivated by the issues that most impact them right now. Which is why Biden's doing the college stuff.

And I think the younger you are and having been, you know, a teenager, a nineteen year old in a in my twenties before. I can say that, yes, that's true. You tend to react. People are, they don't look into the future as much as they ought to. But this cracked me up because this opinion piece says, well, for starters, it's time to push back against cynical GOP attempts to link younger voters to anti-war protests.

Actually, we're not. Leftists are the only ones doing that because you're trying to claim them. We've been talking about Frat Boy Summer. Right? The proletariat.

The Boat Shoezians. We've been talking about them. That's not they're not part of that. And I see a lot of old stanky hippies out there. You got what's his face?

Who's a um Co cot Bill, um, can't think of his name now. He launched Barack Obama's campaign cane. The Weathermen. Oh, yes, no. Mm-hmm.

Bill Ayers, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Bill Bill Ayers, Barack O'Ball got a start in his living room. Sidebar, my dear friend and former boss, Andrew Breitbart. Went to one.

this thing where he went to a dinner. with Bill Ayers and that other terrorist chick that he was with from the Weathermen. and they hosted them in in their house. It was like a th raffle and he won it. And he said things like, oh man, Bill, these Canopes are the bomb.

Because Bill Ayers literally, his group set off a bomb and killed a dude. Oh my gosh. That was their thing. It's just legendary.

So The $146 billion in debt cancellation. They're trying to capitalize on that. They're trying to pay these people to go back in the fold. But guess what? That's not going to move people.

I think that that grossly misunderstands the psychology of millennial and Gen Z. You know why? Because they try to do this stuff to Gen X. They would try to woo you over. They try to, oh, the only thing that they can kind of move the needle on is when they sit here and talk about abortion all the time, which is why they always talk about abortion.

But nobody, honestly, they don't really care about student loans. And the smart college student is going to go, why did you have to do that in the first place? You epic moron. It's because your party voted to federalize everything, which drove up the prices exponentially. They just don't know.

I think that Democrats, in some respects, are forgetting how to campaign to younger voters. It does. And that's why they've been losing a little bit of them.

So you have Democrat strategists that are trying to, you know. trying to warn them on this. And The gender gap, they said, is emerging even amongst younger voters, 18 to 29 years old. Interesting.

So, going back to what James Carville said, because he's hysterical. He's not wrong on this. He's just saying it in a tough love kind of way. I'm not going to correct him. I think I'm just going to sit back and eat popcorn.

But you know what? It's not that much different from what the VP once said. Can we roll back this flashback of Vice President Kamala Harris? Remember what she said about younger voters? Check it.

Mm-hmm. What else do we know about this population, 18 through 24? They are stupid. That is why we put them in dormitories. And they have a resident assistant.

They make really bad decisions. I mean, where's that mamala? I'd love to see like all the writing on canvases in the on a side screen. When Drew Barrymore was interviewing her, she was like, You need to be the mama of the country. Do you think that's what she had in mind?

That mama? You're stuck. Open. Do you think that was the mammala she had in mind? And I hate Demo the other thing I there was the reason I say that that Democrats don't understand how to campaigned younger voters because Look, the road to the White House doesn't lead through a hoard.

of blue-haired fat chicks with facial piercings. It doesn't. So stop acting like it does. But that's what they do. You know, I'm right.

Kane's dying, but you know I'm right. Come on. Yeah, where's that mamala? Right. I can't believe I'm going to say this.

But when she said that, do you know what I did? 'Cause I was that age once and I was stupid. You know what you know what I thought? Uh-huh. Yeah.

That's exactly what I thought. She not wrong. She's not wrong. The Free Beacon has a piece called The Invisible President. And this piggybacks off a couple of other pieces that piggyback off another piece where they're talking about Joe Biden.

I mean He waited. You had Trump that has gone out and spoken about this. all these other lawmakers, and finally just today. Joe Biden came out. And and Said some things.

He also said a couple of other things, too. It was pretty bad. But He's been Where's he been? He's been like the New York Times had a piece out, and this is one that it piggybacks off of. It talks about Biden and the Columbia protests.

It says he's a bystander. It calls him a bystander. That's the New York Times. You know, they're super conservative over at the New York Times. Cain, you know this, right?

I mean, they're so conservative. They love Reagan. That's Pretty fascinating. And, you know, they have the handlers that surround him and they shuffle him onto Marine One and shuffling back and This guy who is this president who's tweeted all of this stuff about everything else has been so silent on this. He's being called a bystander.

Now, he said something else today. I don't know if you guys. Oh man, this is bad. Biden called our ally. Japan, quote xenophobic.

and said they don't want immigrants.

So I put this in Slack. Corrine Jean-Pierre. was asked about this literally just a little bit ago. Because that's kind of Oh man, that's a...

So he was asked about this sound bite. She was asked about the sound bite. Listen. The word xenophobic is a very pejorative and negative word, particularly to use against an ally. Is that what he meant?

Look, he I think he was I think look the president was very clear and I think he was very clear. I mean, that's why we're asking you well look here's what I'm saying. He was talking about what who we are as a country, right? He was talking about the importance about being in a country of immigrants, especially as you see the attacks that we have seen very recently in the last couple of years on those attacks, on immigrants in particular. And so it is important for us to remember that we are a country of immigrants.

I'm explaining what he was talking about and how he was what he was focusing on in those comments. Country of immigrants, it makes us stronger. It is important to let to be very clear about that. And the president's always going to be Really clear on speaking to issues that matter to the American people. What does that have to do?

He said that Japan was xenophobic.

Well, I'm in a word salad and things and stuff and it's where we were, things and stuff as a country, policies, maps and things. And it's where we are as a country with the things and stuff, immigration, Biden policies, you know, allies and things and salads. That's what she does. That's what she just said. I personally believe that U.S.

Americans are unable to do so because some People out there in our nation don't have maps and I believe that our education, like such as in South Africa and Iraq, everywhere like such as and Oh my gosh, that's the best. That's KJP. She could have been, that could have been her, man. That could have been her. We have more on the way.

We got headlines coming up. And in addition to all of that. Uh, more 2024 stuff. We're also going to get into uh, you know, Hamas rejected just the latest uh offer, right, of ceasefire. Yeah, they just rejected another one after they rejected about 15 to 18 before that.

Yeah, who's serious about ending this now? Exactly.

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So Florida Governor Ron DeSantis signs a ban on lab-grown meat in Florida. And he says, take your fake lab, growing meat elsewhere. We'll talk a little bit more about this now. Because Kane's like, yes, ban the lab-grown meat. I'm like, do we.

I don't like lab-grown meat, but the people who would want to eat lab-grown meat, I kind of want them to eat lab-grown meat, solve some problems for me. You know what I'm saying? We're going to come back to this. Also, this, a man was charged with stealing a food truck in Wilmington. What a loser.

24-year-old Jowell Silva was charged with. Stealing a food truck. Uh, and it was, let's see, he was, he was trying to get through the food truck's window. He's being held in a $50,000 secured bond. He was charged with felony, larceny.

He actually, I've never seen, I mean, this guy doesn't look like he doesn't look like he's combed his hair in forever. I think he probably has drug issues. I don't know, that was a boring story. Police found an ATM robbery suspect. Guess what I found him?

Casino. Yeah, that's dumb. KTLA says that a Southern California casino, it was a guy who targeted an ATM maintenance worker. And stole a whole bunch of cash, fled the area, two suspects, and then they were at the casino having a great time, was the quote from police.

So now they're in jail. That didn't work out very well for them. Oh my heavens.

So USPS is delivering more newspapers. The United States Postal Service. Publishers want dependable service for their subscribers. I'm full of jokes right now. I only say this because I think that one of the people Who does our, I like our mailman.

He wears a cowboy hat and he's awesome. But then we also get like some for certain deliveries.

Sometimes we'll have a guy who just throws stuff over. Like into your driveway. I don't understand it. It's not, it doesn't seem dependable to me. Let's see.

The U.S. is to require automatic braking, emergency braking on new vehicles in five years. Which they can control. I am not a fan of anyone else controlling an automobile that I'm driving at all, at all. That's that is this sounds so dangerous because the government have driven our country into a hellhole.

I don't trust them driving anything else. Apparently, thieves stole 100 pounds of fish in Seattle. The smoked salmon, smoked salmon is delicious. I mean, let's, you know, let's be real. 100 pounds of smoked salmon from a Central District fish market on Sunday, according to the business's owner.

Out of, that's a very weird. specific robbery. Yeah. They said it was at least a hundred pounds. And it's $27.99 per pound.

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How much is APAC paying you, you erase traitor? Race trader, really? Yeah. So, I'm not a teacher. Why the United States is supporting a Jewish supremacist country?

Outside agitators aren't allowed. You're working for an entity, you bastard. Get him out of here. Get out of here. Get out of student.

That guy's really old to be a college anyway. We had to play White Riot from the clash coming into this because that was a bunch of little keffies. Calling Byron Donald's a race trader and an Uncle Tom at George Washington University.

Now I, oh man, first off, welcome back to the program. Yours truly. Dana Lash. Uh it's all about Frat Boy Summer. And where you can listen across the country.

So that was at George Washington University in DC, right there in Foggy Bottom, that's what they call it. And uh Byron Donalds was there. He just, you know, there checking out. They're uh look hefty tantrum. He's getting heckled by the oldest guy.

Yeah, who is that old who is that old dude? How do fellow kids? Howdo, fellow kids. I mean, that guy, 50 years ago, that guy was getting the early bird special at Denny's. Dang, like Who who's he?

Who's this the guy? This old man. I said Donald's was like, you're a little old to be in college, you think? Who's this guy? There.

Calling him a race trader and an Uncle Tom. Why? What? I mean Man, I'm telling you. If you want to talk, I don't want to give a history lesson on the The spread of Islamofascism and the beginnings with Zoroastrianism and the conversion of certain Persians into Islam.

But, you know. You want to talk about such subjects, we can. Good heavens, ma'am And he just kept his cool. And just was up going on. I'm just telling you.

That's what they needed. It's a desperate, Hail Mary, get out the vote. Let's try to Pad our numbers at the polls by making all the kids mad. But you know what? By the time the elections come around, Think about it.

What happens when all these kids are going to go? When kids, they're young adults. What am I talking about? What happens when all these people go home, Kane? What happens when they go home?

What are they going to do? You don't even got any really malls to go protest at. Right. You know, you can't even go and do a mall protest. What are you going to do?

That were they gonna do? Woo! For real? Like, I'm actually curious. What are you going to do?

I'm going to set fire to something. We're going to go riot. Where? Ah, yeah, see, that's it. It only matters because you all are concentrated at the quad.

Okay, after you leave, media is not going to care anymore. You all go back to your own respective communities. What's gonna happen? Nobody's gonna care. You're just gonna look like a bunch of brats who should be working when they're not in school.

It's gonna look bad either way. I saw this uh one of my friends And she's a friend of mine, Megan McCain. I've known her for a long time. She had tweeted. that Trump now has a powerful ad.

In his Arsenal. Because they have the statue at George Washington University. They have the statue of George Washington there, and they covered it. With one of the kefia, the little picnic blanket, and a Gazan flag, and then they coated him with stickers. They vandalized him.

That's an ad. Before George Washington, and then the after, after the little Keffies got a hold of him. That is an ad. I retweeted it. I'm like, it is super powerful.

That's it. I mean, you just literally made Trump's ads. This is why these stupid progressives are just you all made his ad form. He didn't even have to hire anybody to do it. All I gotta do is take a picture before and after, boom.

You know what I'd be doing? That would be handbills. I would be like guerrilla warfare with this stuff everywhere. That's crazy. Crazy.

To see that, I mean, they got his whole head covered because that's what they think. The first president of the United States of America. And they have him He's got the Gazan flag. And just a reminder, I don't say Palestinian because Palestine is not a real place. just like unicorns aren't real.

And it was literally a figment of Hadran's imagination. And he spitefully renamed an area to punish the Jews after the second Judean uprising after their enemies, sailors from Crete, 200 years after the Philistines were even there. And they think that that's somehow what it means, and it doesn't.

So it doesn't exist at all in antiquity. Juan's showing you on the simulcast right now. George Washington before and George Washington after Lil Gaza got a hold of him. Stickers, the Gazan flag, the little little Kefi picnic blanket on his head. Lil Gaza.

Damn you, little Gaza. With bangers like Globalized Infantada. Golly. By the way, speaking of uh Gaza, I don't know if y'all saw this. What did I tell you about the aid?

Remember? The aid that uh was gonna be sent over. Who who did I say was gonna go to? Oh, Hamas. Yeah.

Okay, so Hamas has been shooting at anybody who gets near the AIDS trucks. The aid trucks, yeah. Like shooting them. Yeah. This has happened before.

This is not the first time. They actually will beat you and shoot and kill you. And they take a lot they take the aid trucks for themselves first. And only Hamas gets the aid, they sell it. to the people who voted for him.

And then those people still go and vote for them. Not even kidding.

So they sell them. They they steal the aid. They take it and then they sell it to the civilians that vote for them and still give them glowing reviews and surveys. Kane, you got. Yeah.

You're made of words over there. I saw what happened. I'm the government giving money or. materials for aid? I'm going to also make sure That my aid, my money, my materials are getting to the people that they're intended to get to.

This administration is incredibly lazy and just what, dropping it off on the shore? Yeah, remember they didn't they kill somebody 'cause they dropped it in the air? Yeah. It's unbelievable.

So, what do they think is going to be any different because it comes from the floaty pier, the little pier out there that Biden's building? $320 million? Yeah, the price went up. I know I said $280 the other day. It's probably going to be higher because it's still being attacked.

And they're shelling it, yeah.

So. Good real good strategy here by this administration. I'm really good at the board game risk. Like, I'm we're not allowed to play it in my house. Like, there's There's two board games that we're not allowed to play.

Because we're that family. We're a very competitive family. Monopoly and risk. that people break down in tears and it's just And in Monopoly, it's my It's my youngest son and my husband who are really good. And in risk, everyone becomes my slave.

And um I just take over everybody's countries. And it's a merc it's a merciless campaign of death, and I own you.

So we're out, they're banned. We're banned. We are not allowed to play those games in our house. And Uno is pretty much as competitive as we can get because we are a very competitive family.

Now I say this because If I was going to make bad moves and risk. You can apply this strategy. into securing and protecting your people and expanding your interests. In a board game, there's some lessons that are formulaic, right? And it's not hard to see that.

This wasn't well thought out. From the administration. Your one ally in the Middle East is attacked. And so you Then determine that you're going to condemn your ally for being mean in their response when the opponent still has. tons of hostages from their country and tons of hostages from the United States.

And instead of demanding that Hamas have a regime change or just go away altogether, you demand that. Israel has the regime changed. And then you establish this. Over cost inflated. Peer In which you demand that the people that Hamas attack, the elected government of Gaza, And whose hostages they still have, and apparently they're being also held by civilians.

that you they have to help you provide the enemy with aid. that the enemy then takes and doesn't actually distribute it. They would not last in a board game. They're not lasting now. This is ridiculous.

This is real life. And in the meantime, Israel's they're apparently, I mean, the the Response and the clearing out of Rafah is on. And that's what everyone says, Oh, you shouldn't do that. It's mean. But nobody says anything.

About the hostages still. Not a single? Same.

Now, I said a little earlier, I was going to come back to this, and I'm coming back to it. This is from our headlines. How in Florida, DeSantis is banning lab-grown meat.

Now, are you for or against banning? Lab-grown meat. Are you asking me directly? Mm-hmm. Well, since we don't know anything about it, I'm about.

Pausing, lab grown meat, until we can determine any sort of long term effects. from consuming lab grown meat. I don't understand why we just don't use real meat. Like what are we what that it makes no sense to me? I think it's weird.

And I think it's freakish, and I think it's weird and nasty, and it's not. No, I want actual livestock. I don't want cultivated, it's a fake meat. And it's a smart move by the governor to do that because I guarantee that he's a capitalist. He's not against capitalism.

So if you've turned out some sort of meat product that's great, then good for you. I don't want him to ban meat. He's not banning meat. No, he's banning the lab grow meat. I don't want him to ban lab grow meat.

That's not meat. I don't want him to ban it. It's not meat. Not for the reasons that you think. No, I'm not even going to say that my position is one born of a more libertarian small government role.

Not that at all. This is interesting. I don't want to ban lab-grown meat because I want the people who want to eat lab-grown meat to eat lab-grown meat so that when things go sideways, I don't have to deal with their asses anymore.

So you're playing 3D chess. I'm not even, I'm playing regular checkers over here. I'm fine with it. Like, go ahead and let them have that more lab-grown meat for you. Nom, nom, nom.

Here's your lab-grown burger. Delish. Right? Let them eat it. Have another.

Have another, yeah. Encourage them. I'm fine with it. It's like a self-cleaning oven. Let it do its thing.

Be like bubba gump shrimp only with lab-grown meat. Yeah. Oh, lab-grown shrimp. There's another thing. Give them all the lab-grown stuff.

They love that. Yeah, look at it, people. Here's your lab-grown proteins. I'm just going to stay over here with my basic livestock, but that's okay. You can have and make it bougie for them.

Right? It's like it's like put an accent or something over the E and meet, and they'll think it's fancy.

So these people are like, ooh, it's lab grum meheet or something like that, you know, just Add an extra E on it with an accent. And they'll they'll go to town. Let them eat it up. I am fine with that. If people want to do stupid stuff to themselves, like when you have progressives that are like, I'm just going to.

I'm going to sterilize myself for climate change. Why would you stop them? Yes, you're right, you should. More people who think like you should not exist. That's correct.

Save some of the good air for the rest of us. Encourage them in these things. What did Sun Tzu say? You think I'm joking. What did Sun Tzu say?

Well, actually, it's not really Sun Tzu. But never, never kill your opponent when he's murdering. Never murder your opponent when he's killing himself. have to do with anything just sit back and go yes well let me let me aid you Right? Progressives, they pushed euthanasia.

Let him do it. Is that mean? Am I mean? Because I just feel like I'm being practical and very logical. No, I think you're being very strategic.

Practical.

Well, see, me, I was just like, no, meat, lab, meat, bad. And I was just very caveman about it. You, on the other hand, were very cerebral. And I think Well, I understand it because you immediately are smart to have that reaction.

Well, it's just natural. It's thousands of years, if you believe modern science's timeline. Right. It's thousands of years. of investment into trial and error.

That have given you that very expensive reaction. Exactly.

That cost a lot of lives, so don't downplay it. It did. You're right. It's ingrained in my DNA. It's a very expensive.

Yeah, I agree with that.

So I just I mean, I'm not being mean to them. I'm saying give them what they want. It's like a Darwin 2.0 thing. And they can't get mad at you for giving them what what are they going to get? She wants me to eat the lamb grown meat that I want to eat.

Wait. Yeah, give them what they want. Then they can't get mad at you for letting them have it. And then, guess what? Then they'll peter themselves out.

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I know this one's an old one. But this was sent to me actually just an hour ago by a listener. This is an older story, but somehow we miss this.

So I have a rule that Whatever your name is, you should not get arrested for it. Or try not to put yourself in, like Anthony Wiener, right? Do not send Schlongpics to people when your last name is literally Wiener. And like this woman, don't get arrested for crystal meth possession when your name is Crystal Methfin. Yeah.

WFLA, a Florida woman. He was arrested. on charges of crystal meth possession. and her name is Crystal Methven. M-E-T-H-V-I-N.

Legal name? Legal literal name. She had drug charges at least 14 other times. Mm Why? Methven?

I don't, I think I'd choose a different name than Crystal. See, this is why parents need to name your kids something that makes them shoot for the stars. Not Crystal Methven. Like the guy, Steve, who's the guy, the football kid? His name is literally the coldest to ever do it.

Like, that's what, I mean, if you're, then you gotta be like somebody hardcore. You gotta be like a professional athlete. Right, does he play college ball now? Or he just get drafted. What did we tell you?

That's what you don't name them crystal methane. Right? If your last name's Wiener, change it.

Okay, super simple. Your kids will thank you. Your grandkids will thank you. America will thank you. A man was illegally dumping tires and decided to also illegally shoot at an alligator while illegally dumping tires.

People still dump tires. Yeah, I mean Still?

Okay, well, and oh, also, he was on private property. He was doing all the illegal things all at once. And he got caught by Florida Fish and Wildlife because wildlife, those game wardens are everywhere. They're in the bushes, they're under your car, they're watching you all the time. Uh, 40-year-old dude facing criminal charges.

Uh, he um Was dumping tires on a private area. He went through the gate and around a no-press trespassing sign. And there were already about a thousand tires in the area. I don't know how long he'd been dumping them there. And then apparently, Uh he started firing shots at a Gator.

And he got caught. Because they're always there, the game wardens. And so he had. Littering, no trapping agent license, no vehicle registration. He had open alcohol in the motor vehicle drugs and all kinds of stuff.

Yeah, and trespassing. We have a third hour on the way. Biden hates Japan. Stay with us. Yeah, Alex, I do.

And that is that unfortunately, I think Republicans are trying to weaponize anti-Semitism. They want to bring bills to the floor that actually divide Democrats. And what we really need to do, if we want to tackle anti-Semitism, which I believe every Democrat does want to do, and many Republicans, we would bring a bipartisan bill and we would have a whole of government approach that involves educating people about what anti-Semitism is and what it isn't, and making sure that we are all speaking with one voice. I think it's With one voice, huh? That's uh Premier Jay La Paul.

J La Paul. Who is um Well, she's saying that it's the Republicans that are weaponizing. the left's anti-Semitism? I don't think you have to wait. I don't think that you have to weaponize anti-Semitism, it's kind of weaponized.

Already, by nature of what it is. Welcome back to the program. Dana Lash here with you. She keeps saying this. This is her.

She keeps saying this quote over and over again. She's like, oh, they're bringing up bills we'll vote against, so they're weaponizing it.

Well, what? Actually, I gotta we and we gotta talk about this for a moment. This um there was a bill. And I was reading about this. There is a bill that Mike Lawler had brought up that.

I'm going to pull this up right now. Uh gets into This uh gets into anti-Semitism and it This was brought up in the past. throughout all of the college protests. And it was brought up by Congressman Mike Lawler, who's out of New York's 17th district. And there's some some criticism of the wording of this bill.

And there's been some pushback because of the wording of the bill. Uh There have been Marjorie Taylor Greene opposed it. And She said that The language, I don't like policing language. Let's just put this out here right now. Marjorie Taylor Green was saying that the language.

In the bill, policing language. actually kind of opens the door to really censorship. And she isn't incorrect in that regard. Here's the problem with this. You cannot police somebody's speech.

If someone wants to be a racist, if they want to be a sexist, If they want to be an anti-Semite. if they want to be a horrible bigot. They're allowed to be that. And You should thank your lucky stars that we have the freedom. To allow it, and here's why.

Because in nature, things that are poisonous typically aren't they brightly colored? as a warning Okay.

Well, consider that Brightly colored rhetoric as a warning because that's also poisonous. Same thing is applicable here. Let people's freak flag fly. 'Cause you want to know who you're dealing with. You don't want government forcing everyone under veil.

And then you end up working with someone who is an absolute raging Nazi, and you have no idea. I don't I I'm 1,000% against policing the language on this. You don't need to have any bills on this. I disagree with Mike Lawler proposing this bill. You don't need anything like this because, guess what?

You already have, again, it's the same gun control formula. It's the gun control formula. Laws. That Deal with assault? and unprotected speech like slander, libel, Defamation.

Uh actual Inciting threats. Mean there's already Laws that cover all of this. You don't need anything else. You already have laws that deal with unprotected speech. Things that people can litigate over because it is not considered protected from any kind of.

uh legal action Injurious speech if it's proven in court. You don't need another bill for this. That's not going to solve the problem. Are you serious? And it's censorship, it's anti-speech.

Free speech is designed to protect everybody's speech, even the most ridiculous, hateful people amongst us. Because sometimes what's considered hateful can be arbitrary, as the left has shown. If you refuse to call a man a she that's considered hateful.

So, I'm not, I don't even think that you need to get into the weeds of the language of this bill. Which it is poorly written from just what I've seen. It's poorly written. And it would actually open the door to more Actual more policing of speech, not less. It doesn't do anything to protect anyone.

You don't need anything like this. I get that people want to have a slam dunk on this kind of stuff and they do stuff like this to make it look like they're standing with the communities that are targeted by certain speech, but this is not the way to do it.

Now, barring students from accessing buildings.

Okay then, now you're getting somewhere. This is already legally established. Just enforce and go through that legal pathway instead of trying to come up with a new law that. actually goes against the First Amendment. First Amendment just doesn't apply to stuff that you like.

It doesn't apply to kitten and sunshine speech all the time. It's it's the First Amendment is not measured by whether or not you agree with it, whether or not it's moral. Whether or not it's ethical. Whether or not it's correct. Whether or not it's fact.

All of this is irrelevant. And again, If you are engaging in libel, slander, Defamation, what laws established as fighting words, things like that. Then, those you can still say them. You're free to say them, but what you're not free from. is any legal ramification As a result, If injury is proven in court, whether it's to reputation, professional, financial, whatever.

And there's a reason why these are the hardest. cases to litigate. Because the bar is very high. You're talking about a natural right. I've just been, and it's not a super long proposal.

It's, you know, it's one page, but it's just not well written. It's not. And I feel like Lawler maybe has good intentions, but. This is dumb. You don't need this whole separate.

You don't need a bill on this. This is stupid. You don't need a bill on this. Again, it's the gun control formula. Oh, well, we are going to need more gun laws.

For what, you already have existing laws. Oh, we need more speech laws. You have laws, you have the First Amendment, and you have laws against speech that's not protected from any kind of legal action. You already have it. That's it.

Do you know what gets rid of bad speech? Good speech. In an era where you dislike what's being said. The freedom to have more speech has never been more important. And that's why bills like Mike Lawler's, no matter how well-intentioned they may be, are wrong.

And I'm kind of sad that it has as much support that it does in the House. You can be against raging little Nazis. Without wanting to compromise a First Amendment. And by the way, don't misunderstand people who are saying, oh, yeah, First Amendment covers this stuff. That's not an endorsement of this speech.

That is a myopic, stupid, lazy argument made by people too feeble-minded to enter the argument with any kind of goodwill intention. It has nothing to do with that. Yeah. Free speech covers stuff that you don't like. People say stuff I don't like all the time.

But free speech protects it. What it doesn't protect as breaking windows and buildings, assaulting students, preventing them from leaving. or threatening their lives. and that being actually an actionable threat. You don't get to do that.

And that's all, again, laws are already established, well established. that regulate all of that.

So I don't know why Lawler is Um I don't like I said I don't I don't want to get into it's only one page I don't even want to get into the weeds of what's the language because the whole bill is just wrong. The whole proposal's bad. to break it up and argue piecemeal would suggest that parts of it are correct and I don't think the whole concept is bad.

Now, speaking of bad, boy. Joe Biden Called Japan xenophobic. Oh my gosh, why are you doing this? He called Japan xenophobic. This was like right after what was it two weeks ago?

That he had uh Kushida? The Prime Minister of Japan over? Mm-hmm. When he was speaking about China and Russia, he was calling certain countries xenophobic. He was at a campaign fundraising event in Washington, and he was saying that, oh, they don't like immigrants, and he included Japan.

He called Japan, China, and Russia xenophobic. And now he's getting blasted for it. This is a huge diplomatic blunder. And in fact, it's being described as not something diplomatic to say, you think. I mean, you're comparing Japan with Russia and China?

Japan with Opponents? He said, quote, Ria Reuters, why is China stalling so badly economically? Why is Japan having trouble? Why is Russia? Why is India?

India is not. Because they're xenophobic. He goes, they don't want immigrants. No, they're communists, you desiccated cheese fart brain. They're commies, that's why.

Japan though isn't and Japan's not having issues. Not like that. And it's doesn't have anything to do with immigration. China has frillions of people. But guess what?

They had a one-child policy. They have strict government involvement in all their business affairs. That's why they're doing poorly economically. It's not because they're xenophobic. They're not going to be able to keep up.

The younger generations are not going to be able to support the older generations because, thanks to their one-child policy, where they cut themselves off at the knees. I mean Russia? Same difference, India's been exploding economically, I mean, with also with tech, and they just overtook China as the most populous nation in the world. This is just a bad move. Not diplomatically, but I don't know, did someone tell him to say this?

Remember, he was supposed to be the statesman with all the foreign policy experience when he ran with Barack Obama. Remember? Does it seem like it now?

Now you can see why everything was such a blunder. during that administration because you had the the blind leading the blind, so to speak. two people who were completely clueless. on the issue of foreign policy. And now, all of the news you would probably miss.

It's time for Dana's Quick Five. This is the craziest video.

So, this was in Seattle at Woodland Park Zoo. And there are all these parents that took their kids to the bear exhibit, right? And they were watching this bear behind some glass. And a little family of ducks landed in the bear's water and began swimming in front of the bear. And the mama duck realized things were bad because the bear got in the water and began eating her ducklings one by one like chicken nuggets.

And then grabbed her and got her too.

So ate the whole fam family of ducks. This poor mama duck. And the kids were going, That's not. And I mean people were an absolute horror. That I mean, this, oh my gosh, and the kids screamed, the adults screamed, people were crying, it was a mess.

And uh, yeah, like he was there with those little duck nuggets, or she, Juniper the Bear. Man, nature's cruel.

So, uh, a supercomputer predicts humans are gonna face a triple whammy extinction event. And what, how much do you wanna bet that it has to do with some stupid programmable stuff about climate change? You do you kid? You guessed it? That's it.

So, a face eating is all the rage apparently now. Again, on the Vegas Strip, a 31-year-old man accused of murder. Ate the victim's face at a bus stop.

So police showed up and the dude was just gnoshing. Colin Check, 31, was gnoshing on this dude's face. He had The biological matter in his hair mouth and all of her clothes. Was this the best salts thing? I don't know, but he was literally.

This is, I'm gonna tell you. He was gnoshing on an ear and an eyeball. He took a bite of an eye haul as police approached him. Wasn't that four years ago when we saw a face-seating story? I was in Florida.

Bath salts. Paramedics took this, dashed the severely injured victim. Uh, to the local hospital, but he didn't make it. He had a, he was missing his eye, his ear. I mean, it was just horrific, and so this guy's.

He used just his teeth and hands. That's horrific. That is absolutely horrific. Wood chipper. Wood chipper.

That's it. Oh, let's see this. Oh, Yolo County. Oh boy. Oh, what kind of stuff did they get up to in Yolo County?

Let's go see. Oh, well, you know, there's a whole party that happened, they pulled over a stolen vehicle. Where they got over 70 grams of meth. hundreds of counterfeit pills, goats, and chickens. All in this stolen Mazda pickup truck.

out of Seattle. I don't know, but they said the animals, y'all worry about the goats and chickens. They're okay. The driver is, he's in jail for a bunch of charges. But yeah, Yolo, Yolo County.

It makes sense. I'm glad the story lived up to the name. And the Wow. Wow, this is New York Post. Hi.

Man, karma. The missing emergency slide. that fell off a Delta flight that was it was found. Washed up. In front, of a house Of the lawyer whose firm is.

is suing. Boeing. Yeah, you heard that right. The slide that fell off, you know the inflatable slide that comes down? That fell off this Delta flight that was leaving JFK on Friday.

Two days later, it washed up. Literally in front of the beachside home of the lawyer whose firm is suing Boeing over safety issues. Jake Lynx. The New York attorney. It literally, like the Lord said, here you go.

God delivered the evidence. There you go, right there. You need this. I feel like you're going to need this. Oh my gosh, they said that there were he said he looked outside his window.

and told the New York Post it was sitting right there on the breakers. That's insane. Can you imagine? And they can't. I mean, he's going to have to bring it up in court.

He's bringing it up in court, and it's, oh man. We have more in store, including Goodness, we got a lot. All the college protest stuff, we got stuff happening in D.C., stay with us. Craving a daily dose of intellectual adrenaline? Look no further than the Dana Show podcast, where curiosity meets courage by following on Apple, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts.

I need you guys to look at these absolute unit. Protesters. As we play the 18 theme on the side and the radio program on the simulcast, you're watching these absolute unit protesters at a college campus running with their third piece of a plastic garbage bin as a shield right towards cops like absolute morons. And of course, they just, the ones who didn't fall down upon the sheer force of colliding with the police were taken into custody immediately. It's like they played the dumbest game of Red Rover I've ever seen in my life.

And they were, were they training? They were all coming. They all had their little bike helmets on, and they got their little face masks on. And God love them, they need cardio. And they're running.

Some of them got umbrellas and they're running. They they cut up a plastic garbage. Pale. And like sections, and they're running with it right towards the cops, and one just runs boom into the ground. What did you think was going to happen?

They're not sitting in their best guys. This is why I don't are you you watch this and are you afraid of a civil war? Yeah. Ha ha ha ha. Oh my gosh.

I can't, I can't even, man. I'm telling you what. Welcome back. Dana Lash here with you at the bottom of this third hour. Where c what college was that at?

I'm just in Portland. Bless them. They're a little blue. All right guys, we're gonna cut up this trash. What the what's the trash can supposed to do?

Block you from mace. From what? I don't know. Oh my gosh, we have this other. Speaking of units, we have this other video for you.

Okay. Let me just set it up for you.

So I have I'm I'm struggling. Can you guys just? I am really struggling very hard. Because I see this stuff And I can't take it seriously. Part of me is like, are we getting played?

Is this a psyop? And when you see what I'm talking about, if you're watching the simulcast on X or YouTube or Facebook or Channel 347 Direct TV of the radio program, you're gonna be like, Dana, I think you're onto something here. Because I can't imagine that people would willingly, I mean, they do, but I can't. Get myself into the headspace where people make themselves look like this and sound this moronic.

So, this is at, what protest is this at? This is at one of the college campuses, another college campus. Yeah, and some I don't know. Just Let's just go ahead and start it. I can't.

I can't anymore. Go ahead. We're here at UMass's campus supporting the students in their encampment. They're demanding for divestment from war profiteers and warmongers. I'm here with Yaffa who just spoke to the students in like the most inspiring, beautiful way and I think really rejuvenated as a crowd.

Thank you. It's been such a pleasure to be out here. You're able to come out, come out. If you're not in Massachusetts or Western Massachusetts, go out to an encampment and your students all around are starting these encampments. Kenny Rogers' sideburns happen.

Feel free to show up. He just, like, keep it going for a moment. She, because he looks like, this is what it looks like when you find your mom's old clothes and when you're kids and you play dress up. It looks just like this. Like he's got mom's house coat.

I guess he thinks isn't that is that supposed to be like a Muslim woman's coat? Why is he wearing that? He would get his ass beat in Gaza. Uh, he's wearing the uh little kefi on his head. He's got some whatever the in the plastic world is that on his ears.

I am trying to figure out what's happening with her cocker spaniel side part here. Like, her sideburn's happening. What in the world? Like, you're going to color. The part of your hair that's closest to your face and make it more flesh-colored to make your face look fleshier when it already is pretty significantly fleshy.

That's correct. That's what we're doing? How can I make my face look bigger? I mean Again, it's like kids that play dress up in their mom's old clothes. Yeah.

I How do you not kill the messenger when they send these people out as messengers? I don't even know what they're saying anymore. I'm like, what in the house code hell is that? He What is that? And then he's got the little keffy on his head.

I I don't I don't and I n I don't know. You got Kenny Rogers and dress up. I don't know, man. I don't know. Actually speechless.

What are they talk oh, the B D S stuff. And he spoke about what? What did he speak about? What is his experience in? Why is he dressed like that?

I as a woman want to bully him. Yeah. Why is he dressed like this? Yeah. Okay.

I can't take this stuff seriously. You see what I'm saying? When you guys see this, you think, are we being, is this a trick? It's the revolution, Dana. The Revolution Wilby Cater, bring us your old house coats.

We need your old house coats. I don't know. So they had demands. I think they're actually damaging their advocacy here. if you want to call it advocacy.

I think that they're they're hurting themselves.

Somebody asks why he's dressed like Jomby from Pee Wee's Playhouse. Maka lekahai makaha ni ho. What's the word of the day, Jombie? Just saying, I don't know. I can't.

I can't. I can't take seriously demands from people who. are going through Nan's old clothes. Just not. Not happening.

Are you are they mocking the protesters? Seriously, genuine question. Are they... Are they mocking the protesters? They seem like they're genuine.

I mean, she really committed by dying her sideburns, blonde. Yeah, that I think that was unironic. I don't think it was ironic. Is she wearing a crop top? Yeah.

I'm trying not to be mean, but It's uh unavoidable at this point. I feel like My Stephen Miller, not that Stephen Miller, a different one. He goes he caught his comment was, Hey, we noticed you from across the Renaissance Festival, Palestine encampment, and we really liked your vibes.

Okay, uh I think they're confused. They showed up to the wrong festival. They showed up. a little early to the wrong festival. Oh my gosh.

I can't take it. What are they all going to do? This is their woodstock. They love this stuff. Because otherwise, they'd have to go get jobs and make livings and stuff like this.

This way, they can go and they can eat and they have some place to, you know, be at. In the name of a protest. You see how that works? Ah, we don't have to work and we don't have to provide for ourselves or meet any kind of responsibilities externally from this encampment.

So there you go, problem solved. But then at some point, it's all going to fall apart. People are going to get tired of DoorDashing them gluten-free tofu and everything else.

So I don't know. I don't even know what's in tofu. I can't. It's just soybean curd. I'm allergic to being near it.

It's a true story. Not really. But it could be. All right, so.

Okay. This ongoing, and Biden's paying him off. We told you yesterday he's got another $6 billion. and college loan Forgiveness because he is now the Lord who can forgive the sin of college debt. That somebody willingly took out.

It doesn't make any sense to me, but okay, you know, that is what it is. Just doesn't uh mm-mm.

Now in the meantime, I wanted to switch to total gears and I wanted to touch on this Jeff Goldblum. Quote, I like Jeff Goldblum. I don't know that he's ever been super political. He did this interview where he was talking about. his two kids.

That he has he I think he has s other kids. This is his third wife And he's got two kids with his third wife. And he says that they should not grow up expecting a windfall. He said he already told him pretty much that. Quote: You know, you got to row your own boat.

And he said that he. Wanted to teach kids to be self-sufficient and value the knowledge that they'd made it on their own, and said, I'm not going to do it for you, blah, blah, blah. Can I be honest? You're a liar. Liar.

Row your own boat? I don't demonize. What what is the point of working hard. And having money for your family.

So that If you want to live a certain way, if you want to do certain things. Then you can do those things. It's why you work, right? You work because you pay bills. You want to have a place to live.

You want to be able to eat. You want to be able to afford some things. I get it. I don't look down on people who want to leave money for their kids. I don't think that it negates your ability as a parent to teach.

kids to be self-sufficient. I feel like that's a very communist narrative. that Somehow, if you leave your kids any money, or if you give them any money, or if you assist them in any way that you are not allowing, you're not teaching them to do things on their own, what in the hell is the point of working hard? If to not make it To where the next generation doesn't have to have it as hard as you do, I grew up. Poor as all get out.

All these people that talk about poverty, I know it sounds probably insufferable how I say it, but I'm like, y'all didn't even know poor. Like I was poorer than poor. Po I was like ba about a statistic. If my mom hadn't worked three jobs, I'd be a statistic.

So it's like, I know how hard it was and how rough it was. I mean, it wasn't just we couldn't afford luxury items, we couldn't afford some basic everyday necessities. And I always wanted to work hard because I never wanted to have to worry about that.

So I I made sure that I wanted to have that work ethic. And I don't think that. That wanting to provide for your kids means That you also are somehow compromising an ability to teach them a work ethic or how to or cultivate that within them. I don't get that, right? I mean, it's kind of like what he seems to be seeing.

I always feel like people are patting themselves on the back when they say that. And As though they should get like a some kind of an award.

Okay, well, good for you.

Okay, and if you really believe that. Having your kids grow up more comfortably than you did means that you are somehow. Unable to cultivate within them a work ethic, that looks like a shortcoming on you. Not a statement on class or the economic reality of stuff. I just don't get that.

I also like what Steve Harvey said. Because Steve Harvey's like, well, if there's money left over, I'm going to spend it on me and your mom. He's like, but if there's money left over, then you can have it. I think that's funny. Like, I.

I mean, I also think that parents work for themselves. And if you want to spend your money how you want to spend it, then you don't have an obligation to leave it to the next generation. I think, you know, as a good parent, you know, you want to make sure that your kids are. not struggling. But I just, I hate this idea that, oh no, they have to go through it the super hard way because we're too stupid to teach them work ethic.

That's just dumb. That's like a new parenting thing. That's a newfound thing. That's not something that's been in the days of yore. That's a new thing.

Tocqueville wrote about this when he was writing about the differences between why the American Revolution was so much more successful than the French Revolution. And this was sometime after the French Revolution when he went on this tour of America. And he was writing about how in America they don't have this mindset of protecting wealth. In fact, economically, we get the death tax and all of this, whereas in Europe, they go above and beyond to make sure that they protect generational wealth and that. But he said, still, you know, you'll have families that.

Where it came from nothing and are very successful, and they still make sure that their kids start out with something, but it's different because the work ethic. that the parents have, the kids also have to prove themselves if they're going to be capable of taking the family farm over, if they're going to be capable in going into a different business or going for a higher education or going for education at all. They have to prove themselves in some way capable. And that's more expected in the United States, Tocqueville was writing, than it is in Europe. And it's a culture, it doesn't have anything to do with money that's given to people.

I have met people just in my line of work who grew up very wealthy. And they really had very comfortable lives, but their parents expected the world of them. And they had that work ethic driven in them. It's an approach of parenting.

So I don't get this. Like I like Jeff Goldblum, but I just feel like that's a commie talking point sometimes, right? I'm not saying he's a commie, but I feel like that's like a new narrative and I've just like roll my eyes when I hear it. I think it's natural to want to give your kids stuff and then you want to resist that because you don't want them to be fully unprepared when they go out into the world. And I think that's kind of what he was trying to say, but Yeah, I see what you're saying.

Yeah, yeah, there you go. Oh my gosh, I love the internet because now, Gilbert Kitchens, God love you. He'd made the AT music. Under that amazing video. Yeah, you did!

Thank you, Gilbert. Follow Dana on Apple, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts, because knowledge is your ultimate superpower. Not not a joke. Look what's going on. Look what's going on in Japan.

Japan is in a position where traditionally women are as well educated as men, but the tradition was once they had a child, they were to drop out of the job market.

Well, I spent a lot of time with President Abe as vice president, and guess what? There's a call Abe Economics, they're talking about it, we're calling out. And that is, there's an entire move, because they are xenophobic, because they know I want to invite other people from outside their country to come in and make up the workforce, they have fewer workers. then they have a need for workers. And so what Wow, he's just a diplomatic genius, is he not, Joe Biden?

And he's already getting pushback for this, obviously, because That's crazy. He's crazy. This is crazy. Welcome back to the program. Dana Lash with you.

Ah, always good to be with you. And don't forget, sign up for the newsletter over at Substack Chapter and Verse. Always have good stuff out there coming for you. I'm done with my federal jury duty. I was on call for two weeks.

I had to call in every night before to find out if I had to go in the next day. And then I got the word last night that I don't have to call anymore.

So I didn't get called in. I think Maybe they perhaps didn't want me to be On a federal jury. Yeah. Why ever was it? I don't know.

I'm a joy to have around. You know, I am. I'm a true joy. All right.

So that's all good.

So I will be back with you tomorrow. We don't have to wait for me to call in and find out. All right.

Today in stupidity before I show Kingston. Speaking of xenophobic, that Biden just accused Japan of being, Corine Jean-Pierre was asked about that today and to clarify things. And boy, did she clarify it? Listen to this. A negative word, particularly to use against an ally.

Is that what he meant? Look, he. I think he was. I think, look, the president was very clear. Oh, okay.

And I think. He wasn't very clear. I mean, that's why we're asking you.

Well, look, here's what I'm saying. I think that he was talking about who we are as a country, right? He was talking about the importance of being in a country of immigrants, especially as you see. It wasn't about a country of immigrants. He clearly was saying they were scared to have immigration.

Yeah. He wasn't talking about America's country. We just played the audio for Cry Now. Yeah, it wasn't. It wasn't that at all.

KJP. Yeah, and there you go. Folks, that does it for us today. We made it through the week. Tomorrow's Friday.

We made it through all the way to Friday.

So have a wonderful rest of your evening. And I will be back on air with you tomorrow. Mm-hmm.