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It's time for Florida Man. department on that's like one of the worst things ever. You're lying about that. They said that a video posted on the Sheriff's Office Facebook page. So the mom is Shanna Hudson. And what ended up happening is she lied about a burglary to get people into getting Christmas gifts for her kids.

And it's Lee County Sheriff's Office. They said that the 39 year old mother faces a false report to law enforcement charge after she told police that a burglar stole gifts for her kids and they had nothing to open on Christmas. So the Sheriff's Office said she had actually just stashed the gifts elsewhere. And the detectives investigating felt sorry for her kids, and they organized donations. But then somebody tipped off Crime Stoppers and said that actually, no, that's not what happened. She just hid the stuff. So they found the items that she hidden that she had reported stolen.

They she had him at a family member's house. And they're they thought this is horrible. I mean, she this is why people think twice if they're if they see like fundraisers and stuff like that, because people like this ruin, you know, the believability of it. It's horrible.

And it hurts people who are actually in need. So they said that somebody was dressed as the Grinch taunting her, literally somebody dressed up as the Grinch as they led her to the police van after her arrest. They they found it.

They found all these presents wrapped up stashed behind a washer and dryer and televisions that she had purchased hidden in a bed. That's so lame. That's just so that's so bad. Like why do people why are people like this?

This just I don't know. Let's see this story a Florida man's loud music sparked a weekend brawl. The Sumter County they said 36 year old Eduardo Ruiz he decided or Ruiz he decided to have a very loud playlist. And so it all went down according to this Fox 35. The victim was just trying to relax.

And this Eduardo Sanchez Ruiz guy was playing his music super, super, super loud. Anyway, long story short, fists were thrown. They said they described it as classic domestic drama stuff. And the yeah, so that's by the way, the story is written like garbage. By the way, it's a horrific written story. Like it's so bad. Like people at Fox like ESPN, don't just take Fox 35 story and just repost it. Don't have your people try to be clever. They're not good enough writers to do that.

They really aren't. A Florida man was this is horrible. How are you doing this around like it's another ESPN story so we never know how this is gonna turn out Florida man busted for x rated outdoor performance in Manatee County. I don't like it either. I can't say the guy's name because I literally can't say it. There's so many consonants in his name.

It's ridiculous. I can't say his name. Can you say his name?

You want to try? You sure his middle name is Anthony? Yeah, that's easy. That's the easy part.

That one's that one's easy. I'll just call Tony. Yeah, call him call him Tony. So they said that this guy 38 years old. He was on a nature trail in Manatee County. And he decided to create a peep show for people who were walking the trail.

And as he was exposing himself, if people weren't looking at him, he would holler at them to make sure that they did. Yeah, he was taken into custody. In fact, and he faces charges of indecent exposure. And apparently he's this is his routine.

So his charges, he's got some more serious charges as well, because this is the first, second or third time he's done this on a nature trail in Florida. Right? Stay with us. Our friends over at Hillsdale College want to wish you a Merry Christmas and thank you for all of your support for their amazing institution. This past year, as you know, Hillsdale was founded in 1844 to offer the education needed to preserve civil and religious liberties and they hold true to that mission today. So their students are able to pursue their academic studies and engage in really robust and good will academic debate on all the issues that we're told to, you know, we have to we have to be brainwashed to discuss anymore today. They teach critical thinking, not critical race theory at Hillsdale College. So they have a special video featuring their sacred music choir singing in a little town of Bethlehem, you can access that only at Dana4FORHillsdale.com.

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It's not for smart fiscal moves. They just want to give away everybody else's money. It's called the Neighborhood Homes Investment Act. And they said that they want to promote homeownership and they just want to give people money for homes.

That's it. They want to give people money for homes, and they act like that's somehow going to generate revenue, which I don't understand how that is. I mean, the reason the housing market is in this mess right now is because you got the Fed that's trying to deal with that's dealing with inflation.

And it's a bit of a mess. You have the rising what I think it's like the most rapid. They said it was the most rapid clip of rising rates since the 80s. And that's why borrowing costs are so high right now. You have two decade highs, and the supply of homes that people can even buy.

There's not a lot out there. I mean, the inventory is kind of low. They think that this that just given money to people to buy homes, that's going to solve it. That's going to solve the whole issue. Are you?

That's not going to do anything. You okay, Cain? You're all right over there. You feeling okay today? We had our Christmas dinner yesterday.

Our radio Christmas dinner. You feeling you ate a lot of red meat, didn't you? You okay?

Yeah, I did. Had some scotch, some red meat, and some wine. Some ice cream. Crazy ice cream drink.

Yeah, you had some ice cream too. Yeah. So yeah, so add that to the stupidity that we're looking at right now. Yeah, because you look like a dad that like pulled the car over and just already took his kids and beat him out of the road.

That's what you look like over there. The Fed has already committed to lowering rates in 2024. So we're seeing somewhat of a tiny rebound in the real estate market, at least in the near future. What he's doing is same thing with the borrowing, the student loan stuff. It's not his money to do this.

This is like trying to explain whack bat to somebody. Right. He thinks, well, we'll lower the cost of borrowing even more by just giving people money to buy a house. Look how much we lowered the cost of buying a house. With no self-realization that by doing all of these things through the government, you're increasing inflation, which then the feds have to increase rates. Well, this is the government's money, Cain. Right.

Then they have to increase rates to battle the inflation, which is what's causing the rise of mortgage rates now. It's dumb. This is dumb. Just giving them the money from the government. No, no.

Don't do that. Man, who's in charge of their economic policy over there? I would love to know that. This is wild. So yeah, in addition to the forgiving air quotes of the student loan debt. Oh, but wait, there's more.

Would you like to hear more? So do you remember how Gavin Newsom, one of his biggest boondoggles, is the high speed rail? The high speed electric rail that's going to take people from L.A. to San Francisco. So now there's a new rail called Brightline West that's going to take people from L.A. to Vegas in just two hours. You know, you can drive that right in two hours. You literally can drive from Vegas to L.A. in two hours.

It's something you literally can do. It's actually I think it's a pretty drive. They said that they're going to, they just gave this project three billion dollars, the Biden administration, so that you can now take a high speed electric train from L.A. to Vegas in the exact same amount of time that you can drive.

So great. They said that the cash infusion comes after officials at Brightline said they needed federal funding to help bring the project to life because nobody else was interested in it. They loosened the way this is billed.

Oh, man. It's the Brightline West. The planned route will traverse the notorious Nevada desert in just two hours and only cost twelve billion dollars to create. You want to know what's funny? Your car can traverse the notorious Nevada desert also in just two hours and it doesn't cost twelve billion dollars.

It's pretty amazing. It's not even twelve. It doesn't even cost twelve billion dollars to do that. This is so stupid. And they said that the planned route is the brainchild, I love that's the phrase that they try to use to make stupid stuff sound smart, of Wes Edens. So he owns a football team.

He owns the Bucks and then Aston Villa FC and he founded Brightline. And they, I mean, this is so stupid. Why do you need, why do you need to do that? And it's interesting to where all it stops at, because remember the high speed rail that they were trying to get in L.A. to San Francisco? It got so ridiculous. It ended up costing something like a million, eleven, two hundred billion dollars. And it was stopping off everywhere that even in rural places where there was nobody getting on a train there because everybody wanted a piece of the pie. You get like subsidies.

Everybody wanted a piece of the pie. So they said that this, so it goes from Vegas, it's supposed to hit Victor Valley, Hesperia and then Rancho Cucamonga. And then they said it could also, that's the planned route. And then they want to link it up with the California high speed rail. And they also have plans to maybe link it up with Amtrak. And I mean, there's so many, you see it now it's going to get crazy.

And then they think that they could probably have it meet somewhere near Palmdale and then that could go up to the Bay Area. I mean, this is going to be so bad. It's not going to cost this much. It's going to cost fifty thousand times more than this.

But they just got three billion in taxpayer dollars. Why are they so obsessed with trains? Why? I don't know. This is a great question. I know.

I really don't know. In the meantime, while they're spending this money on trains, inflation is so bad. Now they say the American dream. Guess how much it costs now to get married, buy a home and raise kids, cover health care and retire. And then you got to, you know, consider your eight thousand in today's dollars, eight thousand dollar funeral.

Three point four million. What? I don't have that.

Well, I guess you're not going to get buried, man. I know. I got something. Yeah, that's from Investopedia. They said raising two kids costs about an average of five hundred seventy six thousand.

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All right. Oh, you're going to you're I'm going to share it with you because if I have to know what you do to inside the Durango Casino and Resort is Las Vegas's new seven hundred and eighty million dollar 15 story casino built miles away from the Sin City Strip. It's just for locals. It's just for townies. It's they designed it as a contemporary desert. I just heard the thought in Cain's head.

I'm going to challenge that. Designed as a contemporary desert oasis. And they said that it's 83 square feet of casino floor. I don't gamble, but I like the showbiz aspect of it. You know what I mean?

Like, I like the rat pack, like the rat pack kind of stuff. But yes, seven hundred eighty million dollar casino and hotel. But it's only for locals. They're only targeting locals. They're not telling you you can't go if you're a tourist. But they'd prefer it's more of a local thing. It looks real ritzy on the inside. But now they have apparently there's polished brass everywhere. I felt like that that was singled out in this.

Washington Post staffers walk out in the biggest labor protest in 48 years. So I guess, you know, that democracy is going to die in darkness over there. I've been waiting.

You know how long I've been waiting to say that with something like this? Locusts are swarming the skies of Mexico, leaving people fearing the world is ending. Like some. No, locusts are gross. I'm thinking of cicadas. I like the noise that cicadas make, but they're gross. I just don't like looking at them. I pretend they don't exist.

I pretend it's the sound that the tree makes. Locusts freak me out because they fly crazy. They're weird. They're ugly. They're gross. If I see one, I think that the world's ending. So I can't even imagine what people in Mexico seeing, like hordes of them, swarms of them.

Yeah, that's nasty. But they said that it's been horrific. Just these swarms of locusts.

There's video there. I mean, they're just all over. This gets horrific. People have to shut all their windows. They said that the gardens are being stripped. The lemons are being chewed on.

Everything. And they said that it's just because these insane locusts. It looks like if you put a bunch of pepper on your scrambled eggs, that's how many locusts look. That's against the clouds in all these videos. That's how many there are.

It's just so gross. Let's see here. Tiger Woods. I don't care. I don't care about any of these other people. So here's the other thing. Hunter's online grody habit was one fifth of the total Owosco business line of credit expenses in 2018. I am not even exaggerating. I. That's a lot. That's.

Did he keep the industry alive? Like, that's so nasty. Seedy has a new definition. It's just Hunter Biden.

It's just synonymous with Hunter Biden. That's so we're going to be talking about this more. We're going to be talking about this a lot more.

And last but not least, let's see. Hollywood. Hollywood jobs are down about 20 percent this year. But it's not because of the strikes. They say the Hollywood deadline had the story. They said it's not because the strikes. They said that the it peaked in April. But now they said there's almost twenty five thousand fewer workers. The strikes contributed to it.

But there's a lot of other things, including, yeah, inflation hits everything. Stick with us. Recognizing your resentments and trying to let them go. That's the way that I do it.

The way that I do it is, number one, I recognize that none of this is necessarily about me. They are trying to in the in their most illegitimate way, but rational way. They're trying to destroy a presidency. And so it's not about me.

In their most base way, what they're trying to do is they're trying to kill me, knowing that it will be a pain greater than my father could be able to handle. What in the world? What a self-aggrandizing cokehead. I mean, he's a he's a. He's a male whore. He's ho ho ho. Merry Christmas.

Hunter Biden there saying that they're trying to, I guess, talk, I guess he's talking about Republicans. This ongoing investigation saying that they're trying to kill me, knowing that it's going to be a pain greater than my father would be able to handle. Now, you're doing that yourself, dude. No one forced you to do the blow. No one forced you to hire, you know, five million dollars worth of hookers. Nobody forced you to do any of this. You did it yourself because you thought you were untouchable. And then when they when you get hit for it, then you're like, well, this is this isn't about me. What a way to dodge accountability. It actually is literally about you.

It's literally about you. And by the way, it's not just Republicans. I mean, honestly, this came to light because of Democrats, Democrats that are trying to push out Joe. So it's really not just about Republicans either. Welcome back to the program.

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YouTube and Facebook. No, this is exactly this is this whole. Do they really think that they're like the Kennedys? When you hear him talk about that, when you hear him say this stuff, that's what it seems like that he has it in his head. He and his family that they are like these.

They're some kind of aristocracy, American aristocracy. And it's just not the case. He's in the situation because of willful actions that he performed.

That's all there is to it. And he was reckless and sloppy. And that's why he got caught. No one set out to get him. You're not that precious, dude. It's not about, well, it's because of who my dad is.

It's you acted like a fool and you expect every other American to follow laws that you yourself reject and make a mockery of. Audiosumbite19, he still insists that this is a Russian disinformation thing. This is just wild. Is he high?

Like, I can't make heads or tails of it, whether he is or not. Listen, which, by the way, this whole idea that this this may not in every aspect be a Russian disinformation campaign, but it has literally every earmark of what the Russians did. There's what's it called? It's called eliminationist rhetoric. Eliminationist rhetoric was something that the Nazis came up with as a tool to to undermine their political rivals. And then Putin has fine tuned it. So everyone who is criticizing him for spending five million dollars on hookers and blow is a Nazi.

And it's all Russian disinformation campaign stuff. Anything else he wants to add there? Is there room for, like, some Italian fascism? Like, what else can he add there?

Is there more room on that board? Let's just add it. So everyone criticizing him as a Nazi. Wow.

Godwin's law on Coke. I just. Wild. He really believes that he should be beyond the realm of accountability. Notice he's never said, yeah, this is me. I mean, it's all him. We know it's him.

They I mean, they've been admitted as such in court documents. What? Just say, you know what? I messed up.

I made some bad decisions. He can't even be prevailed upon to say that. Because that would denote humility.

It would denote accountability. Two things that are entirely foreign to him. You know, he probably has to. The only reason the only way he can get women is to pay for him, apparently. I mean, when you hear him talk, it kind of makes sense, right? That whole family is just messed up. What a cracked out family. Does it terrify you to know that the guy who could make that kind of the call nuclear war that his kid, his 50 something year old infant baby who's the high as a kite is running around the White House and has access to all this stuff like the top secret documents in his garage?

That's kind of a terrifying prospect when you think of it. I mean, you either have that or you have. I mean, at least Trump's documents were in the bathroom of Mar-a-Lago.

I think he only he only used that. So that was some, you know, bathroom reading compared to this. I mean, if you're really if you want to have that conversation, this is crazy. Wow. Just the disassociation here. Well, see, they're raised to think nothing's ever your fault. Every wrong that you every offense that you commit, the consequence of that isn't a result of your incorrect choices. It is a direct result of the fight against this family.

They act like they're so proud. Joe Biden being president was a fluke. It was a fluke.

I think he did it because he was trying to protect his family from all of their grifting and money laundering and everything else. That's what it seems like. Good heavens. What if that's an actual hot take from him? Thanks for tuning in to today's edition of Dana Lash's Absurd Truth podcast. If you haven't already, make sure to hit that subscribe button on Apple podcast, Spotify or wherever you get your podcasts.