Absurd Truth: A Reading From The Book of Gender Queer

Dana Lashes of Sir Truth Podcast, sponsored by Kel-Tec. It's his life mission to make bad decisions. It's time for Florida Man. All right, so first up, this Florida Man stole an excavator and then decided to Kool-Aid Man through it with it through a Walmart wall. You know what I mean? Right? Like he busted the wall?

Gainesville, Florida. Dude's in custody after police say that he straight up stole an excavator and then drove it through not one, but two buildings. They said that they located a storage unit, and that the suspect also drove through. So add that to it. And they said that he drove right through the wall of a Walmart. And it's like Florida Man versus the Walmart wall.

Like why in the world? Could he not drive it? It happened in the evening. The police had a bunch of pictures.

It's from Click Orlando. He went on this like joyride on a stolen excavator, but I don't think he like could actually drive it really. The department did not release his name or age, but they did say that the person was in custody. You know it is a dude. Come on.

Well, no, drove like a woman. So could be, just saying. But yeah, went through. So two buildings in a storage unit.

Just want to make sure we get it all right. Oh my gosh. That's just too, it's, yeah, so he's, he's in a lot of a lot of trouble with that one. All right, this, this Florida Man, who, oh, this is, no, this is a sad story.

I don't want to read any sad stories. Let's see the DUI golf cart. This 20 year old was, I still I get it like golf carts, but I've also had stories, Florida Man stories where a guy has been given a DUI and a lawnmower and also a horse. So a 20 year old was pulled over by police after reports came in of a drunken golf cart driver leaving the gas station. It was in Key West Monroe County.

So this 20 year old dude was arrested over this past weekend. They said he was intoxicated during a traffic stop. They said that James Jackson from Key West was pulled over at 5pm on US Highway One. He was driving a Key West Golf Club golf cart. And he was stopped after people were calling the police saying there's a drunk guy driving a golf cart.

Y'all need to be looking into this. And so they found a number of opened and unopened bottles of alcoholic drinks in the golf cart. And they had dense and bent portions of the golf cart along with a portion of the windshield missing, tons of damage to the front tire. So hmm, the Key West police there, they were investigating reports of damage done earlier in the day to the golf club course with a stolen golf cart. So they arrested this guy with charge him a DUI, larceny, vehicle theft, criminal mischief, property damage, possession of alcohol while underage, and he also had a fake ID.

So the they put it up on their Facebook page. They said that they're also looking into the damage that was done at the golf course as well. That's like pretty ballsy though to be to get caught drunk driving a golf cart because how fast do they go? Like what? 25 miles per hour?

Steve, how fast the golf cart go? Oh, not even that? Yeah. How would it like you're not going to get away? Would I I'm just like I'm mystified like as to how you think that you're you're not going to be easily seen?

I'm just trying. I'm trying to figure out how that happens. Let's see a feud over a television led to the arrest of another dude this because you know, families argue over changing the channels, right? So this a man who had to stand off with police Margate police responded to a domestic disturbance call between two siblings. And they got into a fight over changing the channel and then one sibling assaulted the other sibling. There were two brothers. And they said that upon arrival, officers spoke to the victim, he told officers the dispute escalated quickly.

And then one the victim was struck forcefully in the back of the head with a remote control. They ran downstairs, the brother, the other brother followed suit. shouting angrily, they called 911, and then a brother and a sister. So then the brother grabbed a stone and began chasing her. Then he took her phone disconnected or call. I mean, this went back and forth. And then he had a little standoff with police with the remote control on the stone. The rock, he had a big rock.

Of course, he was arrested. Golly, just you know, it's a television television channel. Just, you know, compromise. You've heard me rave about the Keltyke KSG shotgun for a long time. And the fact is, I cannot say enough good things about it. I mean, the KSG is the one that started it all made ordinary shotguns obsolete and still reign supreme.

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Let me read an excerpt from that quote. I got a new strap on strap on harness today. I can't wait to put it on you.

It will fit my favorite dildo perfectly. You're going to look so hot. I can't wait to have your in my mouth. I'm going to give you the **** of your life.

Then I want you inside of me, end quote. Mm hmm. You know what's so funny about this? So this is first off, you guys know who this is? This is Senator Ted Kennedy, or sorry, sir, you know, could have been actually, no, it's Senator John Kennedy out of Louisiana. And he is he's there, they're doing this, this hearing on books and schools, etc, etc.

And they had the Secretary of State in Illinois who came to speak out against it. And this is the book that's called genderqueer. There are it's not just one book by itself. There are it's this book and tons of other books like it that are not only in and not just in the system online, but on shelves in junior high school libraries. In fact, it was the school down the street from where our studio is, that a mutual friend or a now mutual friend, a woman whose daughter was in junior high at the time pulled this that book off of the shelf. And her library junior high took it home.

That's how the mom found out and took pictures. And that was the when it first went viral. They I cannot play the audio uncensored on my radio program.

Because the FCC will drop the hammer and program directors around the country will freak out. But Democrats are fighting to keep this book and many others like it not just on the library shelves. This was this book and others like it. We're also on reading lists that were recommended. That's a whole other story.

Maybe you missed it, but they were. Welcome back to the program top of the second hour with you. I'm Dana lash, your lovable curmudgeon. And the wild thing with this is that he can't I mean, the left is freaking out because he read it. And they're saying, Oh, this is so disturbing. Can you believe that he read this? It's so disturbing.

Ooh. If you think it's disturbing that anyone's reading it, then why are you not disturbed that it's it's available for kids street? I can't tell you the number of people that I've come across on social media that didn't believe me until I shared photos. In fact, some of the photos were the ones that my friend literally had texted my phone that ended up first making the rounds. And then other parents started going and finding out that if the books weren't on the shelves in their library, they absolutely were in the system. And they were on some actual scholasticy reading list that came recommended. That's that's all true.

I so I mean, I need to know which is it there's one of our one of our listeners, he goes by the beard guy. He goes, your kids must have access to this book. Okay, let me read some of it to you. They're out of line. Get out of here.

You're a freak. I mean, that's literally how the left is is reacting to this. So which is it? Do you think that kids should have access to this book?

Or do you think that this book is too crude and age inappropriate for even a lawmaker to read on the floor? Like we didn't even know if we could actually there was like a part of that audio. We didn't even know if we could play. We're like, I don't know. I don't know. That's a question actually, that I never thought Steve was gonna ask me off air. And I'm like, I don't know. That's you. Because I'll tell you. Yes.

So I'm the absolute wrong person to ask if you know the question. Can I say this on air? Because I will tell you yes, every time. But if he can't read it, you should see.

Oh, my gosh, I wish I could show you all of the stuff that I pulled up. The left is losing their minds at Kennedy right now because he read it. They said that he's disturbed. They say that, oh, they're really going at him. He's disturbed.

He's really having one today. He's I mean, they're, they're, they're, they're livid that he read it. And they're acting like he's a disturbing freak, because he's reading a book that they're fighting to keep in libraries.

I'm just he's been reading, by the way, that's not the only book that he's been reading a bunch of different excerpts of these books. See, that's the thing. They're not even actually banned. That's such a misnomer.

Can we just correct that real quick? This is not like what the left did with Dr. Seuss, like the left legit wanted Dr. Seuss out the school. They did not want them even on a list of being available and accessible in the school. They wanted them out of the school.

Same thing with like Mark Twain and all of that. They wanted them banned. The parents here never said to ban the books.

That's a fact. And the parents, the Keller School that I was talking about, they never said to ban the books. What they said is that they are age inappropriate. And any book they said that and it wasn't just and this is the other thing the media doesn't touch on. It's not just books that deal with sexual nature. It's books that deal with sexual nature.

It's also drugs and violence, like serious violence, and drug usage and stuff like that. They said that why is it that you're ignoring that we've asked for, you know, make us aware and make sure you have our consent before talking to our kids about all of these subjects, not just one. You know, that we're the parents, I mean, it's age, they do that, especially with family planning classes.

And by family planning, I mean, teaching kids how babies are made. Like they go through the whole science of it. Everybody's been through that class in junior high where you sit there and you learn the names of stuff and all that.

It's a very science clinical approach. Parents were always I remember when I was in school, we had to send we had to bring a phone form home to our parents. And if you and if a parent wanted you to opt out of the class, and you could opt out, and they still do that in schools today. I don't know why that's not applicable to this book or why the left acts like you can't apply that to this book or to talking about recreational drug use or talking about violence.

And that's the other thing. Parents never wanted anything banned. They just said we want to be a made aware before you begin any kind of study and using these materials, we want to be aware and we want to have consent because we are the arbiters of what is or is not age appropriate for our kids. I have no problem with that. That's not banning. And if people think that that's banning, you're a moron.

You are I mean, I hate the fact that your parents gave you a trophy for existing, but you're a moron. I mean, if you really believe that those two things are the same, the left literally demanding that like Mark Twain and the Dr. Seuss books not just be not on the shelves. It's not even about getting parental consent.

It was about literally removing them from the database of books available, not ever having them on the shelves and not offering them as an option to any student. Whereas this was parents saying, there are age appropriate things and age inappropriate things. And we consider this age inappropriate. We do not want our children to have access to it at this time, because it's not age appropriate. One banning something because you hate the author or and you don't want it anywhere near kids is one thing.

Saying that we're not demanding you take it out of the system. We are demanding that you get parental consent before showing this to our kids are two different things. And it's about age appropriateness. And apparently, Congress doesn't even think that, you know, Senator Kennedy reading this is age appropriate. I mean, it's not age appropriate. It's kind of what I mean, it's kind of what I'm getting right. I mean, yeah. It's, I mean, they were absolutely speechless. And I guess they think that that that these books don't exist in school when people learn exactly.

What is in this and how easily accessed it was, doesn't matter what side of the aisle they're on people, the adults are going, Oh, what? Wait, wait, wait, it's true. It's absolutely true. So, yeah, we couldn't even play that uncensored on air.

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And now all of the news you would probably miss it's time for Dana's quick five. I just thought as the vocals started on that song, I'm like, I'm never gonna play this song again for a bumper track. It sounds way too millennial.

And it also sounds like a douche commercial. And I just can't do it. So sorry.

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He totally agrees. Okay, so this guy, this Pennsylvania prisoner, this he apparently was seen last night, like he broke into a heart attack. home last night, Danilo Calvacante, 34 years old, he was spotted last night in Chester County, South Coventry Township, 20 miles north of the prison, broke into this house, and stole a rifle from the garage of the homeowner who fired several shots as the fugitive fled. He's still on the run, they found a green sweatshirt and a white t shirt. So they said that, I mean, it looks like he's changing his clothes, and he's trying to avoid being captured. So they said that they're still searching, they got a perimeter set up, they said it's a large area that's wooded, and there's a lot of hilly terrain.

It's not something that they can just send a few people in. So he's got a 22. It's got a scope and a light, according to police. And so they said people were they sent reverse 911 calls to people within three miles warning them of danger.

But that's man alive. I tell you what, they're still looking for that guy. The JFK assassination witness is now offering new details that undermine the magic bullet theory. Apparently, they say that the book is the new account is breaking with the Warren Commission's findings. And they said that a Secret Service agent who witnessed the assassination broke his silence about it, casting doubt on the findings of the commission. Paul Landis, who admitted that he long believed that Oswald had acted alone, now wonders if there may have been additional people involved. He told the New York Times, you know, I'm beginning to wonder, he said this, his newfound skepticism results from discrepancies between the Warren Commission and his own experiences on the day that it happened. And he said that that's, you know, he's got he's got some doubts now. Let's see a Burbank mayor Constantine Anthony sparked outrage when he apparently posted video of himself being spanked by a drag queen.

I hate Instagram sometimes. And when people who literally like our voters and live in his area responded, he said, What are you jealous? He goes, No children were in a drag queen. That doesn't matter. You're the mayor, though, don't you think you should just have like a little bit. There's just certain things that you just you know, you're a do you want to have a career or not?

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We got a lot more in store. Did you hear about the six year old that was suspended for using a finger gun? This is Bagley Elementary School in Jefferson County, Alabama. It is in Alabama, Alabama. Why are you having this issue? Alabama?

Why are you having in any issue like this? Little kid, JB, his dad's Jared Belcher, six year old attends Bagley Elementary School in Jefferson County, Alabama, says the school is not going to be able to do that. The school overreacted to a game of cops and robbers. They said that the child committed a class three infraction on September 1, because he used his fingers to shoot at another student.

In a letter that was sent to school officials, Belcher's attorney demanded that the school immediately and publicly confirm it's going to remove any such record. And they had Gun Owners of America, they partnered with the attorney and Bama Carrie to send a letter to school administrators. They said that the students were playing during recess, and they made pretend guns with their fingers and said bang bang at each other.

And some busy body Karen with a whistle on a rope swinging it around during recess time decided to lose her britches over it. And they got the kids in trouble. They said that the play did not threaten any other students.

It didn't disrupt anything. They were literally on the playground. It was during recess. Oh, but they had to report the finger guns to the school administration.

Whereupon Donna Page, assistant principal at Bagley Elementary School, she decided to save everyone from finger guns. They said that he committed a threat infraction. What? They were playing they said they can't use any they can't cyberbully or intimidate or blah, blah, blah. They can't they use any threaten to inflict harm involving the use of any kind of knife prohibited objects.

That is the dumbest thing I've ever read. These teachers should be publicly mocked. The school administration should be publicly mocked. So they charged the six year old that's essentially the equivalent of a felony because of finger guns. Now they allowed him to be returned. They allowed him to return to class.

But the attorney, which I agree, says it's too little too late. And this is just asinine, absolutely asinine that they did this. And they labeled him as a potentially dangerous student. You know, that could they if they don't expunge, it's going to follow that child all throughout school.

This is zero zero tolerance with some stuff like this. A lot of people have lost common sense. How many people have used finger guns?

My gosh. It's they're six years old. You're you're teaching fear and you're foisting your adult baggage onto these kids.

I think I've told the story before when one of my kids got in trouble. School in Texas, because they were drawing army army guys, killing terrorists, him and a friend. And the army guys had guns and they drew they had guns with it. And the teacher just thought it was just all that you shouldn't and it was it was like a free period. And they had finished their work. They weren't bothering anybody.

Army guys in fatigues in the battlefield, shooting and killing terrorists. On the teacher took exception to it, send it to the principal's office. And I just about lost my ever loving mind on this teacher. So we went up to school, which is the last thing any school official wants to see, because I'm only going to visit you if there's hell to raise.

You know, I'll send you donuts and some coffee and stuff. You know, if I feel like y'all having a bad time, or it's finals week, but if I show up at your office, that means hell's coming with me. So we roll up to the principal's office. They already knew they're like, we know I'm like, I don't think you do because this teacher is still here. I see, I also have a zero tolerance policy as a parent. I have a zero tolerance for absolute bat crap and sanity from busy body teachers who are too stupid to have sense.

I have zero tolerance for that. I have zero tolerance for the bigotry that is in the heart of this teacher that is going to follow my child for the rest of the quarter and semester. So what are we going to do about it, principal?

So that was pretty much the response. That teacher wasn't there. I didn't finish out the year at the school. I'm not saying it was because of me, but it may have been all the other parents that I had also reached out to. But I just don't deal with that. And neither should these parents.

I kudos to this father for going full scorched earth on this because he should. The only way you're going to- this is bullying of a different sort. This is threaten- threatening and intimidation of a different sort. When you are brainwashing kids into thinking that they got to walk on everything that they want to do, you're going to be in trouble.

You're going to be on eggshells because you're going to have some, you know, pansy teacher who's going to freak out of her finger guns. That's by itself intimidation and teaching fear. And it should be met with scorched earth rebuttal. So good on this father for doing that. Yeah, I don't- I don't think it's going to be done until whoever decided to report them is gone. Because you don't want that to follow any other kids. And that should also be a part of that teacher's permanent record, too. This goes both ways. Welcome to today's edition of Dana Lash's Absurd Truth Podcast. If you haven't already, make sure to hit that subscribe button on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts.