Absurd Truth: Boebert & Noem

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It's his life mission to make bad decisions. It's time for Florida Man. Whoo boy. All right. So first up a floor in Florida, someone crashed their SUV into a Florida another Florida man's pool. Mm hmm. A South Florida homeowner was very surprised Friday night because someone drove their their SUV through his fence and plunged it into their swimming pool replete with video. The thing is, is that it was almost like tailgate up, and then they had to pull it out. Can you imagine? Oh my gosh, thankfully, there was like no fatalities. But I mean, that guy's properties, you know, that's, that's just a, that's a bummer.

Let's see. Also, a Florida man was accused Oh, golly, a Florida man was accused of pouring bleach into his co workers drinks, because he said that they were difficult to work with. Now, I think everybody has had, you know, like an issue with not getting along with your, you know, fellow employees or something like that. I think everybody's worked a job somewhere. But this was at the Dollar General.

Like how hard can it get? You know, you're at the Dollar General and this dude, Jerome Ellis, he's a Deland Dollar General employee. He was arrested on charges of poisoning food or water and then tampering with evidence after video surveillance showed him literally pouring bleach into a co workers can of Pepsi. The victim he and the victim got into an argument the day before the victim told police that he thought that Ellis was holding a grudge against him. And so the man told deputies that he placed a Pepsi he was drinking on the counter went to the restroom came back and he said it tasted like bleach or cleaning supplies. And they found that video of Ellis, you know, pouring the bleach in, but it also showed him trying to unplug the camera system. So when he was confronted about the video footage, he said, Oh, I was cleaning it.

Yeah, that's not how that works, dude. So he was booked in a Volusia County Jail. Can you imagine like what's so stressful with the Dollar General that you got to do that? Like how bad was that dude to work with?

Sounds like you're probably pretty bad. You know, a Florida man accused of murder in a squatters den was captured. Gosh, this headline keeps on giving. A Florida man accused of murder in a squatters den captured after but the cops bust him with cocaine cookies. Yeah, so they responded to an empty home Miami police and they found this this fatal shooting victim. They said that there was a squatter in this empty house.

People were calling the police. They investigated and at 45 year old Larry March he was fidgeting they found cocaine cookies, which the article sadly never explains what those are. I immediately thought of like cookie monster. By the way, he was booked and he's facing all kinds of charges. But it's literally like you cook it into a cookie form.

You cook it into a cookie at the shape and that's the shape at the bottom of the beaker and you make it in a Pyrex beaker. I actually looked this up because I'd never heard of that. Does it seem like every time you turn around or open up your wallet, you're shocked at the changes that have directly impacted your life in just two and a half years. There's something that you can do to protect the value of your hard earned savings and retirement accounts. Contact the folks at American Hartford Gold and talk to them about your options and diversifying your assets.

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And then she shouted a security guard and she gave another the middle finger and she was like, Do you know who I am, etc, etc, etc. Well, now there's more that is coming up. First off, theater is annoying enough without you having to like add the vaping and the flash photography and you know, some of the other stuff that we see, right? I mean, it's already annoying enough.

For people like me who don't want to go see musicals, you sure as hell are not enticing me to go and see one Beetlejuice or not. I mean, for the love. So now, it came out that she was with her Democrat boyfriend, Quinn Gallagher. And how do I say this? Yeah, he was going to second and third base.

Both of them were he got a handy in the theater. And she basically was halfway top off, all on camera. And I mean, I just don't know. Do you know how awkward it is to talk about people that you know, like this? This is weird. This is why I don't like being friends with politicians. Because eventually, at some point, I have to talk about the stuff that they do. This is one of the reasons why I'm a hobbit. And I don't like to go to parties. I don't like to go to events.

I literally will dig myself into a hole and not come out. Because of stuff like this. So as it turns out, is she really was ejected, I think for a little bit more than vaping and something and some of this other stuff. I mean, the footage is, is, is pretty, pretty bad. There's a lot of touchy feely, rubby stuff that's out that shouldn't be in a theater. And I don't know if it was all ages. I don't know if there were kids in there or not.

I don't know. I mean, it's Beetlejuice. So it was it's like a family friendly film anyway. And I would imagine that it's an all ages, you know, it's not like, you know, a Rocky Horror Picture Show.

It's Beetlejuice. So she had issued a statement. She said there's no perfect blueprint for going through a public difficult divorce.

She said she was sorry, you know, the past few days have been difficult and humbling, blah, blah, blah, blah. It is. I mean, it's not a good thing. I mean, she's he's like rubbing her chest.

She's got a hand in the crotch. I mean, it's just bad. It is bad, bad, bad.

And it's also bad how she handled it after she was ejected from the theater. So we got to this is the other thing and this is what I mentioned. I said this over the weekend, quote, You're supposed to be angry or angry, and you're supposed to be angry over the weekend. other thing.

And this is what I mentioned. I said this over the weekend, quote, you're supposed to be angrier over Boebert than the chick with the chatterbait account in Virginia. So Democrats can cancel out that controversy in Virginia and pick up two seats because that Susanna Gibson lady, she's the Virginia candidate for the house who didn't think to maybe not publicly stream her and her husband's marital sessions for money. She, I guess thought that she could still do that and run for office and no one would find it. And when people found it, she raised a fit and said that her privacy was being violated because people pointed out that she had publicly posted videos on the internet where people can watch them and people watch them. So she said that people watching her videos that she publicly posted on the internet for people to watch were an invasion of her privacy.

Okay. Now, I didn't say you couldn't pass judgment. I never said that you couldn't hold wildly misbehaving politicians responsible for violating good sense and values that are the foundation of our ideology.

I never said you couldn't do that. I just was very, I just said the obvious about Democrats motives. This is the party that had no problem lionizing a guy who literally drove a woman into a pond to die, but that's all water under the bridge for them. I mean, it is also the party that had no problem with the 42nd President of the United States using the Oval Office as his own little champagne room for his favorite intern.

Close, but no cigar. So they have no issue with adopting or skewing any values as needed to attract voters, because you can't shame people for violating deeply held beliefs if they don't have anything to deeply hold. So this is what's happening. They're acting outraged on behalf of Republicans whenever Republican lawmakers violate our deeply held beliefs, because it's a tactic to shame you into acting consistently because it benefits them. Now, I know that sounds weird, but please note this is literally the only time that the left wants you to act according to your values. This is the only time that they are cheering you on to act according to your values. Now, as I said, I'm not telling you not to hold anybody accountable. I'm just telling you what Democrats are doing.

Now, I also think it's consistent to win. And this is why I ticked all the left off when I made my remarks about Herschel Walker. Remember that whole thing? You had Raphael Warnock, a senator who literally co-sponsored an abortion bill that wanted late term abortion, basically abortion on demand up till the moment of birth, financed by the taxpayer. Don't tell me that that's not what he wanted, because that was literally the language of the language of the bill that I read and linked to you in a newsletter that I sent out to all subscribers. And it had 30 something other Democrats that were on to it.

Herschel Walker was like, yeah, I had this in the past. I don't believe in it now. That was a vote to not have taxpayer funded abortion. So I refuse to play the left's game and they went apoplectic over it, because at least, you know, I'm being honest about wanting to keep the seat.

Privately, I think that a politician's inner circle and donors should rake them over the coals when they do wrong. I got a lot of friends in Colorado. A lot. And I'm hearing from a lot of people that I've known for a very long time that this is happening now. I am hearing a lot from grassroots organizers that I have known and some I've even been on the ground with before, and a lot of donors who are actively mulling over a primary challenger for Boebert.

And it's not just for this alone. These are problems that have been building for a long time. One of the biggest complaints that I have heard from people is that she does not campaign enough back home.

I hear that over and over. Meanwhile, the guy who's going up against her is doing almost nothing but that. Her district is what you need to understand is more moderate than it is conservative. And the Republican in office before her was a moderate. And then before that, it was a Democrat. It was that Salazar dude who was talking about wanting to ban women from carrying on campus. So her seat was never entirely a safe seat, like a safe district.

It requires maintenance. I think her biggest issue in the video is her entire lack of self-awareness when in a public space and for lashing out at theater staff. I mean, people, like I said, people were asking, well, why was there a night vision theater in the camera?

I'm asking why the hell conservatives don't expect that there isn't, you know, you've got to expect that there's night visions in a camera or night vision cameras in a theater. She does not have the goodwill to react the way she did, not in her district. She barely won reelection by 546 votes. 546 votes.

Barely. She does not have the goodwill saved up to act towards, you shouldn't be acting, elected officials shouldn't be acting like that to anybody in their district, period. I think that's a lack of self-awareness that is absolutely inexcusable.

She created a symphony of errors for herself. And if there is one thing, y'all know this about me, if there is one thing that I cannot stand, it is politicians who make unforced errors and as a consequence, they become liabilities for the voters that they are supposed to represent. Now, before y'all get any ideas, like I said, I know this is someone who knows her personally. I've gone to fundraisers for her.

And you've heard me say this many times, I'm not in this to make friends. I think voters deserve a return on the investment of the consent of their vote. But I think that this is the voters choice and not Democrats choice. It's not Nancy Pelosi's choice. It's not Joe Biden's choice. It is nobody's choice but Colorado voters. So nobody has any business on demanding that she resign.

This is for Colorado voters to handle. And if she wants to keep her seat, she needs to keep, you know, a respectable behavior about her and not be lashing out at people and not be doing this kind of stuff publicly where you're flipping people off on camera. I mean, we can sit here and talk all day about what you can and can't do, you know, in a theater. I also think that you need to be aware of how you're behaving, especially when you barely kept your seat.

She's like, do you know who I am? Well, barely, because 546 people. That's the, well, that is the margin of victory you had in your district.

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So couldn't happen to a nicer person. Kane and I are both in agreement on this. Officials say that five prisoners saw by the US in the swap with Iran have flown out of Tehran. This is Oh, by the way, all of the talk that you hear about this because we've had like $6 billion in Iranian assets were unfrozen. I was listening to Oh, who was it?

Not not John Kirby. But yes, thank you, Antony Blinken a little bit earlier today. He was saying that it wasn't a vibe that it wasn't. They weren't doing anything. They weren't on undoing sanctions, except that's literally what they were doing because the freezing of the $6 billion in Iranian assets was literally part of the sanctions against Iran for their terrorists activity. And so that's absolutely rolling back those sanctions. This they said this planned exchange unfolded amid a major military buildup in the Persian Gulf with the possibility of troops boarding and guarding commercial ships ships in the Strait of Hormuz, through which 20% of all oil shipments pass. They said that five innocent Americans who were imprisoned in Iran are finally coming home.

And they said that this now of course, you got all those billions now that are going to be unfrozen. So yeah, Valerie Jarrett's celebrating somewhere. Let's see UAW is going on strike. They went on strike after a contract talks failed that they had months to agree on a new contract.

It didn't happen. So United Auto Workers are officially on strike against Ford, GM, Stellantis and formerly Chrysler in an unprecedented labor strike that could cost billions of dollars in lost economic activity. The big three wanted to use record profits to roll out new EVs with the which the administration has been cheering on, saying that these new concepts carried heavy production costs. They wanted a significant pay raise a 40% increase over four years. During negotiations, they walked it back to mid 30s. And now it seems like it actually jumped almost 50% though. So they wanted a 46% pay raise 32 hour work weeks with 40 hour pay restoration of traditional pensions. And they wanted a whole bunch of stuff. They said it was way more expensive to do EVs.

And you know what, they're not wrong. It is way more expensive to do EVs. So this is what you get Biden. This is what Biden's green new energy deal is going to and everyone who doesn't know who people who know absolutely nada about all of this, they think it was just going to be kittens and sunshine and super easy. Oh, hell no, you're gonna hurt.

You will hurt. Also, the plane took off without a single checked bag on board. They did have the passengers though. So this was Swiss International Airlines. They took off from Zurich this past weekend, all the passengers without a single checked suitcase on board because they had no ground.

They had a huge lack in ground staff. So they had an initial delay and they took off. They said they would be able to make a return flight to Zurich before the nighttime flight being kicked in. They said that they were going to try to deliver most of the luggage the next day.

Wow, Japan Airlines, they started a year long trial of a service that lets you rent a set of clothes and get it at your hotel on arrival. If your you know your bags go out without you. So can you imagine though I bet those people are not too happy. And in eastern Pennsylvania, fugitive pet alligators, according to the Wall Street Journal, are invading multiple sightings along a four mile stretch of this river I cannot pronounce because there's a lot of consonants in it. Raise alarms as winter looms. They said we just want them caught. We are running out of time. They said that they were they people were asking if they were missing their pet alligators.

Now on Kristi Noem. Story came out. And I don't think anybody's denied anything yet that the married South Dakota governor and one of the advisors in the Trump campaign Corey Lewandowski, they're accused of having a years long affair.

A lot of stuff about it. Now tell you this. A few years ago, I was at the Trump Doral in Miami. And I was attending a neighbor's house. And I was sitting in the Trump Doral in Miami. And I was attending a Republican conference.

This is a few years ago, I think maybe it was in 2019, to speak on gun rights. And at dinner that evening, we were in the hotel's restaurant. And there's like this circular bar.

And then there's like a couple of different levels where everything's open, but there's a couple different levels. And then there's a private room after you go through one of the doors past some tables and my husband and I were having dinner with two friends of ours, Ryan Petty and Andy Pollack, both of whom became very tragically known through losing their daughters in Parkland. And during the meal, there were various attendees that had arrived, Donald Trump Jr., Sarah Huckabee Sanders, you know, we had the we greeted them, we said hello, and they sat at their respective tables near us, you know, after we said hi and all that stuff.

So later on, Corey Lewandowski arrived with the South Dakota governor. And it was just that they arrived with each other and there wasn't a group with them. And I, it was weird to me at the time, because I didn't know that they knew each other. And they seem very familiar with each other. They went to a table in an empty room of that empty room of the restaurant, you have to like walk past our table to get there. And I didn't see anybody else walk into the room in which they dine later on, some people walked in to say hello, but I think it was just the two of them having dinner by themselves.

And like I said, I thought it was odd because I didn't know that they knew each other. And I'm always super hyper aware of how the press loves to play guessing games with the love lives of politicians. Because and unfortunately, it comes with the territory and politics is one of the reasons why I travel with my husband to shut people up.

I've had Democrats and even some Republicans who have tried to do this to me six ways to Sunday, and they've never been able to do it successfully. Because for over a day, actually, since I've been in politics, I was like, you know, just to play it safe. Because I know how people are.

I know how the left is. I heard rumors about this first from people who worked in the Trump campaign. I've heard from Trump campaign insiders, people who weren't inside the Trump campaign. I mean, everybody has speculated about this. So my question is, who leaked or pushed this to the press? And my initial thought is that it is someone who is in the VP competition to be Trump's VP and they look at know him as a threat. Is it Byron Donald's? Like, who is it? I don't even think it'd be Donald's because I have also heard from people that he wants to be the next governor of Florida.

So I don't know. It's just odd that it came out now after everybody. I mean, this has been years that people have been speculating about this. I will say that when I saw Sarah Huckabee Sanders enter, she arrived with she had like two aides with her. I've never seen that woman not travel with an aide. And I've just seen that's just the nature of the business.

It is just the nature of the business. So and I think that, you know, I don't know. I know Kristi Noem has ambitions to do more things. She's gave herself a makeover. She had a John and Kate plus eight hairdo.

She's done a lot of she gave herself a makeover, all kinds of stuff. And she's trying to get away from her record. She wanted to shut her state down under lockdown. Literally, the Republican legislature thwarted her. We've talked about some of this before.

I don't dislike her. I'm just telling you what I saw. And it wasn't just me. It was a table full of people. So I don't know, I just I never said it. I just I just thought it was because I didn't even know that they knew each other. And I was like, well, maybe they're discussing. I don't know. Maybe they're discussing business.

Maybe there's, you know, I don't know. It was just just FYI. Thanks for tuning in to today's edition of Dana Lash's Absurd Truth podcast. If you haven't already, make sure to hit that subscribe button on Apple podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts.