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Dana Lashes of Sir Truth Podcast, sponsored by Kel-Tec. It's his life mission to make bad decisions. It's time for Florida Man. I got a good guy Florida Man story. An elderly Florida Man, so see, this goes into Keynes, you know, the elderly aren't innocent, old people aren't innocent, says the elderly Florida Man saves SUV passengers who crashed into a backyard pool So a driver, I love how they act like I know this is like a long running thing for decades. But you know, SUVs aren't, you know, they're driven by people. They don't just like decide I'm going to go into a pool, says the SUV was carrying like it carted off a male driver. It was a man driver, a little girl. They were both hoisted out of the car by the elderly homeowner and the sheriff's detective who was passing by. This thing went straight through like an intersection right into this guy's pool.

76 year old William Martz. It was a North Lauderdale. Florida said that he heard the SUV plunge into the pool went outside to look at the noise.

They said that they thought lightning struck the house and it was he goes it was a tidal wave right across my pool. And that's when he noticed the Silver Ford Explorer sitting right there in the middle of it. They pulled it out, but he actually got in and and helped get them out and see that's actually really cool. So kudos to him. That's a very nice Florida Man. This is not a nice Florida Man. Police are looking for this guy. An incident that happened on September 2, a man who is a pervert. Oh, yeah, he exposed himself to a woman on a links bus at a Florida mall. Mm hmm.

In Orange County. He got on the bus around 645pm looked at the victim. And well, he exposed himself. That's the woman said that she's seen the man on the bus before and that he frequents the area and there's a reward of $1,000 being offered if information leads to his whereabouts, or an arrest.

Why don't I don't understand people. And also I would have hit him. I think I would have hit him. I'd have just hit him and knocked him out.

I kicked him right in the neck. So you do a Florida man won $5 million was a lucky scratch off ticket. He took almost a lot of money as a one time lump sum payment of almost $4 million of Volusia County ma'am. He said he was doing what is it the $20 Monopoly Doubler 61 year old and he ended up what did he go went out for a sandwich and came back with $5 million almost $5 million Lucky Duck.

And also I gotta have this story for you. So a Florida man stole an ambulance from an Alabama Taco Bell. An unlocked ambulance parked at a Taco Bell and then found the keys because they decided did they leave the keys in the ambulance?

I mean, I would just think that's like one of the things you don't do. Don't leave the people in the back and you don't leave the keys in it. And he took off Wednesday afternoon. Joyride didn't last long WSFA had the story they said police found the stolen ambulance a little time later. And the suspect as many do tried to flee, but was unsuccessful and quickly apprehended.

The ambulance video from the restaurant police were able to identify the subs the suspect as Bradley Paul Hereford. Hereford was transported to the Butler County Jail, where he is being held without bond on charges of first degree theft of property and attempting to elude. He's also one wanted for probation violation in Florida. He had been released for literally just got out of state prison on September 1.

He served three years for assaulting a cop. And that's according to Florida Department of Corrections, he literally just gets out of jail. And he's in Alabama, and he sees the ambulance in the parking lot of a Taco Bell. And his first thought isn't I'd like to have a taco or chalupa.

His first thought is I'm gonna steal that ambulance. And he's already been twice already. Two different jail terms in Florida. He had grand theft, child neglect, and all convictions and four counts of aggravated battery.

So he's got a pretty significant record. And literally, he's out for 20 actually, yeah, 20 days. Not even 19 days.

He's out and he's out 19 days. And he immediately reoffends and he's held without bond. So I mean, it sounds like that's what you do if you want to go back to jail, right? Sounds like he wants to go back to jail. So don't be like don't be like that guy.

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Plus Canadians across the country, you are valid and you are valued. Okay, so what the hell is biphobia? I'm going to ignore the fact, I'm going to ignore his passcode that he put in here. What is biphobia? Fear of binoculars? Bicycles? Fear of bicycles? That could be it. Isn't biphobia binary?

Yes. How can you be biphobic if binary is a societal construct? I had one listener go, it means that sometimes you're afraid of gays and sometimes you're not. But is that fear fluid? Like today I'm afraid of the gays. Yesterday I wasn't afraid of the gays though.

And tomorrow I may not be either. Or one of my friends said, is it like people who hate bifocals? What are all the stuff that starts with bi? Bicycle? Bifocals? Bicarbonate?

Yeah, bicarbonate. Like, I guess they had, hey, baking. What is that?

We're just like making up stuff to be like terrified of. What is that? By Felicia? By Felicia.

Yeah, by Felicia. Okay, so help me understand his passcode. The L is for lesbians. The G is for gays. The B is for the bi's. The T is for the trans. The Q is, I guess, I thought queer was a slur. Is it? Well, that's a category.

I mean, not in the Robert Frost sense of the word. You know, my little horse must think it queer. But, and then the I, I don't even know what that is. Plus, whatever that is. What is the two thing though? The 2S?

The 2S is two spirit. Okay, we're back to that? Back to binary. But that's Wait a minute. Wait, how? Wait, wait, wait, wait, that's that's binary then.

But if I am so confused, what? Now SAG-AFTRA. If you saw this in your prep, this was entertaining. They've been complaining that the strike is preventing them from making world changing content about rainbow glitter stuff. About alphabet stuff. Bounding into comics at the story, where they have the the union as they're striking, they said that they were trying to push the alphabet agenda. And that the strikes are detrimental to the alphabet representation. I'm going to need to yeah, give me some letter people now that it's it's detrimental to the alphabet representation. There we go.

You got to have this. It's the letter people. Come and meet the letter people. They're they're being prevented guys, from making their world changing stories. What world changing stories? The letter people guys remember that show?

I just remember tall T Texas T. He had big teeth. So they they I guess the alphabet people are worried that they said that the companies are complicit in this regressive push. They're preventing artists from getting back to work and making their worldview changing stories. Everyone deserves to grow up seeing their identity authentically representative and nobody does. People deserve a good story. Half of these stories are garbage. Half of these characters and storylines are forced into it.

I mean, it's like a tiny percentage of the population. But yet you're supposed to have like, you're supposed to have like a trans character now like in everything. And what way like there's I mean half in what way there's no way to make that look organic. That's just so lame.

There's I can't stand when it's forced, then it's manufactured, then it's corporate, then that's selling out. Yeah, they want they want the they want the culture because then what's downstream from culture came? Ah, that's right.

Then the policy the policy. Mm hmm. Yeah, we want to make our well tangent stories on rainbows and glitter.

It's what we want. Gosh, I'm I don't know. I I don't understand what the I mean, some of the stuff is just so over the top. Like it's just preachy. You know how most so much television is garbage anymore. I don't watch regular television. I do not watch regular television. The only thing that I actually watch is sometimes I'll have I'll sometimes I'll watch Fox. But it's usually C-SPAN. I literally do or local news. I watch the local news of when it's a turn nighter season.

But that's it. I don't even watch television anymore. Everything that I watch is is it's Apple TV. That's what I what I watch. I watch Apple TV. And then it's either documentaries and my family makes so much fun of me because I like Rick Steve series.

They make so much fun of me. But it's it's a good it's a good show. Or I'll watch horror films.

Because that's how I relax. You know, I watch horror films or I watch historical. I'll watch documentaries or alien stuff. I watch the alien stuff or Bigfoot stuff. That's kind of it.

I don't even watch television anymore because it's so like over the top and stupid. And every I did watch what's one of the series that I watch always sunny in Philadelphia. And then anything with who's the guy from the office?

He was in a quiet place. I can't remember his name right now. And he did the Jack Ryan series. It's fantastic. I watched the Reacher series too.

That's really good. Lioness was actually pretty good except for the lesbian story arc. It's like really like why did come on. But it's all I don't know, I can't watch it because it's over the it's you guys know what I'm talking about. It's over the top.

It's so over the top. I noticed this when I was watching like the Hallmark Christmas stuff. It's like now they have to have and it's all it's such tokenism. It's token representation.

And that's the other thing. People in the out the alphabet people they it's like they'll settle for that. Like why don't you make your own stuff? Have your own alphabet network. You have your own alphabet network. Why don't you do your Christmas stories? Why don't you do that stuff? Like now with Hallmark, it's like you have to have the gay friend. And it's always the gay friend.

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And now all of the news you would probably miss. It's time for Dana's quick five. So a moose versus a Colorado woman that went about as well as you would have expected it to go. It was in Boulder, Colorado. A woman was out walking her dog and she was charged, headbutted and stomped on by a cow moose. And Colorado Parks and Wildlife said it happened yesterday along the South St. Fran trail near Ward outside of Boulder.

They said that they surprised him. They surprised the moose and they were out walking. And the moose charged her, headbutted her, stomped on her several times. She was able to walk to a nearby neighbor's house where she called deputies and she was, the dog had minor injuries. I think the dog was okay, but oh my gosh. So yeah, you got to be careful with that stuff.

I mean, just because it's like, you know, moose will, if you get in their territory, they will charge you. You got to be careful with that. Oklahoma death row inmate was executed by lethal injection for the brutal 1996 rape and murder of a ballerina. He got his last meal and then he said he would probably wouldn't be able to eat it.

Anthony Sanchez was pronounced dead at 10 19 a.m. So justice was delivered after he was convicted of the brutal 1996 murder of a 21-year-old ballerina. She was abducted, sexually assaulted, bound and then shot in the head. He maintained his innocence. But he, I mean, the DNA evidence had him, the footprint, all kinds of stuff. Witness that there was there was a lot of stuff that had him.

There was an overabundance of evidence. And so justice was delivered there. So Budweisers, apparently nobody cares really much about them, but they are going to stop cutting the tails off the Clydesdales after pressure from activists. The concession comes as they try to move past a consumer backlash over having that dude who cosplayed as a chick sell beer. So they're going to stop cutting the tails off of the horses, they said, because they said the practice is cruel.

They didn't need to do it. I actually agree with that. So good. I mean, take care of the take care of the Clydesdales. It's just sad that they said about all this. This is an insane story. So Tim Ballard, who is in Sound of Freedom, has now been accused of sexual misconduct. And I mean, he was rumored also to be just now getting into the Senate race in Utah. And then as that news was coming, seven women came forward and accused him of misconduct. Of course, his life story and the work that he did with helping traffic children was the subject of the film Sound of Freedom, starring Jim Caviezel. Now he's facing this firestorm.

He did step down from Operation Underground Railroad because the allegations are that he stepped down from that some months prior because some women were making accusations. But I don't know. I mean, it doesn't seem like there's any kind of a criminal investigation, though. So that's what's like confusing. I don't know. But it's just a let's see. This teen girl found an iPhone in an airplane bathroom and her family says that it was put there to record her.

A 14 year old. She discovered it taped to the back of a toilet going on a flight from Charlotte, North Carolina, to Boston. And they think that a member of the crew taped it there to actually record her. It was and they said it was a male member of the crew who used the rest of the first class bathroom first. And they told her the seat was broken when she entered. And then she realized that there was a largely obscured iPhone on the back.

And she took a picture with her own phone and left the left the bathroom and told her family. And now they're investigating. It's just insane. You got to just be so hyper aware.

There's evil in this world. How many of you have like the ring doorbells and stuff? I mean, I think it was everybody has an Amazon account. But how many people have like the rings and the Alexa's and all this? Right?

A lot of people do. So this guy realized that his name is Jackson, he realized that he lives in Maryland. One day he this is back in spring, he got locked out of his Amazon account. He couldn't access anything with Amazon Web Services, which runs everything from I mean, they run some stuff at the Pentagon, but this International Space Station.

I mean, it's, you know, Jeff Bezos makes more money off of you know, a lot of stuff than just making packs delivering packages. And his home is like pretty much, you know, super automated, he can't get I mean, he had to turn on his lights manually, he was locked out of everything. And he soon discovered that the reason that he was locked out is because Amazon suspended his account. And the reason that Amazon suspended his account is because they said a black delivery driver had heard a racist remark from his video doorbell. Now, this blew Jackson's mind because no one was home. When this driver, the delivery driver showed up. Furthermore, Jackson was flabbergasted because he is black and his family are black. But that didn't matter. Because the delivery driver said I heard a racist remark.

And without even contacting Jackson, they suspended all this stuff. He had to prove that a they weren't home that be because the ring doorbell, you can select like, you know, it to say things for you. And when their family isn't home, his doorbell has an automated response. And it says, quote, Excuse me, can I help you?

That's what it says. That's what the delivery driver heard and then falsely accused that guy, the homeowner, who is black, his family are black, of saying something racist. So they had I mean, he lost access to all this stuff that he pays to have access to, right? They had to prove all this stuff. Like they, you know, they weren't home and they weren't doing that all of this. But what it I think shows to is that this is has gotten so dystopian, that now all a number one, all you have to do is be accused of something to the court of public opinion, also includes tech companies that can shut you out of things.

And three, I mean, who really owns your stuff? Right? So this is something to think of. I'm going to put this story in your prep for you subscribers over at substack chapter inverse. The link is in all the profiles on my bio and up on Facebook as well because you got to look I want you to be familiar with the story for we deep dive on it tomorrow. All right, today and stupidity came.

All right. It's our national security adviser, Jake Sullivan, talking about the funding for Ukraine. He wants it to go beyond this CR talk. He needs more money. It can't end.

Listen to what he says here. Resources from the Congress on October 1 to be able to ensure that there's no disruption in the supply of funding to what would there be a disruption if we pass? What date would there be a disruption given the fears about this not passing? Well, I mean, there's a sliding scale of disruption, but the day after the funds laps or run out at the end of the fiscal year, there would be a break if we do not get a literally don't care.

They care only about Ukraine. It's unbelievable. Yeah, no, no, thanks. Thanks for tuning in to today's edition of Dana lashes absurd truth podcast. If you haven't already made sure to hit that subscribe button on Apple podcast, Spotify, wherever you get your podcast.