Absurd Truth: Dana's Vacation Recap/Trump's Supposed Arrest

Dana Lashes of Sir Truth Podcast sponsored by Kel-Tec. Now this all started kicking off as I was coming back. There was this rumor going around towards the end of my days. This was probably about the point that I told myself I need to stop having mojitos at three o'clock because I'm gonna have to go back to work next week and there's a lot of sugar and I just totally disregarded my my ban on sugar personally last week. And when you're, you know, when you're in the Caribbean, you got to have mojitos. It's law. So I'm having my last mojito and I read about this rumored indictment.

It's coming up about Trump. So let me just tell you guys something. And this is all part of Days of Our United States. In America, we have a lot of freedom in America.

Right? We have a lot of freedom in America. We have the freedom to start a business. I mean, granted, there's a lot of restrictions and regulations which call into question the true scope of said freedom, but you know, for the intents and purposes of telling the story, we are free. We got a lot of freedom in the United States, right? Free to get whatever car you want. If I want to get a car with way more horsepower than I can actually mentally or physically handle, I can do that in the United States.

Now my insurance made me maybe pay more for it, but I could do that. I'm free to do that in the United States, right? If I want to grow a garden, I can grow a garden. If I want to make tribal like vines all over his face, he can do that. He's free to do that in the United States, right? He can burn wood chips, right? He can and he does. I have to sidebar.

I mean, the stuff that that was so smells so good, like my office smells amazing right now. All right, back to the show. So you're free to do all of these things in the United States. You are also free if you so choose to pay off your side piece.

To shut her up. That's not illegal. Or sorry, alleged side piece. You are free. Side bargain.

Band name, alleged side piece. Thank you. You're free to pay off your alleged side piece in these Les Itatsune, the United States.

You can do that. It's not illegal, which gets me to the nature of Alvin Rags, whatever you want to call this. I've seen some stupid things in my time.

Okay. Like I've seen the trend right now, if you're unfamiliar with it, the trend right now, which is where apparently like people, girls will wear really high waisted shorts, but like half their cheeks hang out like the materials long on the wrong end. You know what I mean?

I don't understand pleated front high waisted jeans that people are trying to bring back. That's really stupid. Green Day is stupid.

I'm just you know, I'm trying to there's there's a lot of stuff. One of the dumbest things that I've ever seen is the nature of these these allegations. These are not this is not I mean, this is a joke. It's an absolute joke. So basically, let me break it down in layman's terms. I wrote a quick piece about this because I couldn't shut up about it anymore.

And I was supposed to still be breaking and I couldn't break anymore. The nature of these charges stem from Trump's alleged affair with Stormy Daniels. And I say alleged because I don't care right now.

I really don't. And Alvin Bragg is trying to say never remembered the payoff apparently Michael Cohen was the guy who apparently paid Stormy Daniels to shut up because they were anticipating a presidential run. Trump was not running yet. So however you look at it, he wasn't running yet.

So Alvin Bragg is arguing that the reason the payoff is illegal because it's actually not illegal, but he's saying that, oh, well, there kind of is a reason why it's illegal. The reason being is that and here's the kicker, it benefited his campaign to have her be quiet. It benefited when he decided to run it benefited his campaign. That's like saying well, he was born. So his mother should be investigated for an in kind contribution because she gave birth to him which clearly benefited his campaign.

I mean, the act of giving birth to him isn't illegal, but it benefiting his campaign is. That is how stupid this is. My analogy might seem absurd. But it's needed to highlight the absurdity of Alvin Bragg's argument here.

This is why this is so stupid. I mean, there are a million things if Democrats were smart, they would make smart moves. There are things over which you can criticize Trump on for sure. No one's no politician particularly perfect. There's things you can criticize him on. But saying well, you paid off your alleged side piece before you ran for office.

And you know, her shutting up really was a disproportionate benefit to your campaign. So that's illegal. Anything can be illegal.

Anything that you do can be considered illegal and can and misconstrued purposefully as an in kind contribution to your campaign. That's why this is so dumb. It is one of the dumbest arguments. It's killing my brain cells and I don't even have a mojito to do that with right without the benefit of the muddled mint and all of the good stuff.

It's killing my brain cells without all of that. Why? Now Alvin Bragg he nor he now originally, he did not want to do this.

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We're going to get into some of the reasons for that, too, by the way, with all of that because everyone says wokery and regulations and that does actually play into it. I'm sorry, I know this was last week, but I again, I was on the beach watching Days of our United States. I cannot believe Rick Allen, Def Leppard drummer, only has one arm.

And there's literally a song there. Fifty-nine years old. He was attacked by a 19-year-old spring breaker in Florida. He was performing a show with Def Leppard and he was attacked by 19-year-old Max Edward Hartley, who I want to beat up now because Rick Allen should be protected at all costs. He's amazing.

Golly, he's like the drummer of my childhood. He told the teenager to be prosecuted for the incident because the teenager apparently also dragged a woman by her hair. Dragged this kid.

Dragged him. He's doing okay. He's like, he told everyone thank you for your support.

Your love and prayers are helping. He says his wife thankfully wasn't with him at the time of the incident. Yeah, because she would have probably been targeted as well. So he said he's healing, etc. And police have charged this 19-year-old. He was bailed out. And Allen did not refer to the attacker. In fact, the woman who got knocked to the ground and had her hair pulled is a woman who intervened and was trying to help Allen against this 19-year-old.

She has not been identified. So yeah, he was just in Florida. He stepped outside for a cigarette and that's when he was attacked.

Just wild, wild, wild. So they said this like 10 years ago and everybody has to change the timeline now because this hasn't happened. They said Earth is going to hit this very critical point, a critical warming threshold by early 2030s. And I remember when it was 2020s.

I totally remember this. They just keep moving the goalposts. The United Nations report, you know, an agency that's totally at all not corrupt whatsoever.

They're wholesome and completely trustworthy. They say it's still possible to hold global warming to relatively safe levels, but doing so requires taking all of your money, putting it in a trebuchet and launching it at the sun. That's what it means.

That's what you're going to have to do. I mean, right now you have Xi Jinping in Moscow. What is that?

What is that? What's happening here? We're going to talk to Steven Yates about this. I mean, we have what the budget that we're going to be fighting over. They want the debt ceiling limit increased. While all of this stuff is going on, you need to be paying attention as to what the other hand's doing. They want to distract you. Please, please do not be distracted. And do not take your eye also off what GOP oversight's doing.

Particularly Jim Jordan's stuff. Whether it's the weaponization subcommittee, or whether it's GOP oversight committee, Republican led, that got the financial documents and made them available. Who's the fourth person?

Who's the fourth person making fat bank off of CCP? The tweet that I had while we were out, because Biden shared this note, I think it's totally fake. He tweeted, he said this little girl, I guess named Charlotte, wrote him a note saying, men are getting more money than girls. It's a stupid note. And the girl is uneducated on the topic. I'd be like, this is stupid. Who's your parent?

Your parents are dumb. So she writes, she writes, President Biden, I just want to tell you something not fair to ladies. Men are getting more money than girls.

The THEN. I think that you should, yes, I am going to, I don't care if it's a child's letter, it's a letter that's not fair to women. If you want to talk of politics, I don't care how old you are, you're going to be treated like that.

You want to comment? No, there's no kid gloves here. I think that you should fix this since you're the personant.

Even I'm a child and I think we should do something. So some parent thought that was a good idea. Or they totally made it up.

And they just allowed Joe Biden to write it and not change it and then use it. Because it would explain a lot. But he says, yes, women lose thousands of dollars each year and hundreds of thousands over a lifetime because of gender and racial wage gaps. I'm committed to building an economy where my daughters have the same rights and opportunities as my sons. I would, we'd all love to have the same privileges as Hunter, right? I mean, no accountability for lying on a 4473, making fat bank off of like pushing certain bad policies in the United States. The CCP underwrites your whole endeavor and your snort and coke off hookers. There's no accountability at all.

So when do the rest of us get to dodge the federal eye of Sauron? You know what sidebar? That would be like a really good like, super theory. What's the group that we were talking about?

Can they're like the mathematical no vocals, the math theory band heart like, like heavy metal bass in Dallas. Super crazy. I can't think of the name escapes me right now. Yes. Yes. You know what I'm talking about? Like one of the best living guitar players ever. He's under 30.

Yes, Bolivia. That's right. Like that type of band, but federal I have Sauron and they only write about how much they hate about that all their music's about hating the IRS. That's I totally buy that man.

And then I'd probably get promptly audited. It's his life mission to make bad decisions. It's time for Florida man. Man, I don't I don't know what y'all are doing for spring break down there. But the Miami made the Miami Beach mayor called for a spring break ban. After one man was shot and killed on the sidewalk. Partygoers jumped on cars fights breaking down the street shops getting trashed. There's a 12am curfew. Dontavious poke was arrested for one of the two fatal shootings. So the mayor wants to cancel it. I mean, the footage of the shooting is so much better.

The footage looks a little chaotic. I just got to say, what are you people doing down there? I mean, Florida man's got enough on his hands right now.

All people don't need to be going down there causing more problems for for all these Florida people. Come on. Good heavens. Now, a couple of others. This.

This is funny. A Florida man was boating. Well, he let it sounds like he was leading cops on a chase through the the canals of Cape Coral evading police is mugshot. Lee County Sheriff's Office had just has a bandaid on his head. According to Cape Coral Police Department Kurt Snowden 51 was arrested after officers went responded to a call. It was a boating hit and run around Florida.

Around 9.15pm. So this dude apparently was lit, highly drunk, causing a scene playing his music screaming disturbing the peace hitting all the docks in the area with his boat. And the witnesses a ton of witnesses gave their accounts to the cops. So the officers just kind of followed him around. He would not do what he was what he was asked to do. They said steer the boat back towards your house. He wouldn't do it. So he kind of like let him on a little chase through the canals and they finally got him. He was immediately detained and transported to Lee County Jail. He refused to participate in any of the sobriety tests. Thanks for tuning into today's edition of Dana lashes absurd truth podcast. If you haven't already made sure to hit that subscribe button on Apple podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts.