Absurd Truth: Fauci's Failed Soliciting

Dana Lashes of Sir Truth Podcast, sponsored by Kel-Tec. Welcome back to the program, top of our third hour. Man, it did not go over so well.

This was when you had, what is it, back in 21? All this video is coming out. It was supposed to be this documentary about Tony Fauci and the Fauci Ouchy, but it didn't work out so well for them, did it? Welcome back to the program, your lovable curmudgeon here, Dana Lash with you.

And coming up, Carol Roth is going to be joining us on all of the banking drama and the bookery and ESG and everything else. But no, this was, he was in DC and he, the way that they had, that they were presenting this was that he was battling vaccine hesitancy is what, he's rolling his eyes so hard. You almost lost those eyeballs, man.

You almost rolled them right out your head. But that's what it was, that's what it was supposed to look at is on PBS and they were looking at, they were going door to door encouraging residents to receive their quote unquote vaccine. Who was it that said that they had just gotten coronavirus again?

Dick Durbin? He said that he got it again and he's like, oh, thankfully I've got all my vaccines. How stupid is this? Like, oh, can you imagine how much worse this virus that I contracted would have been if I hadn't gotten the vaccines for the virus?

How stupid does that sound? Then it's not a vaccine. It didn't prevent transmission.

I'm saying that it did. Good grief. So this, uh, it didn't go well for him.

And then he said, listen to this audio song by Thirteen. This is from the, more from that Fauci documentary that is not going over so well. Apparently they received a lot of hesitancy when they were walking around in DC.

And I just got to ask you, DC votes normally what Kane? Oh, it's blue. Let's listen to what he says here. Listen, what are we going to do about those other States?

Oh my God. They're going to keep the outbreak smoldering in the country. It's so crazy. I mean, they're not doing it because they say they don't want to do it. They're Republicans. They don't like to be told what to do. And we've got to break that, you know, unpack that.

How you guys doing with vaccine? So he's in DC going door to door in DC and he's getting pushed back from a generationally hardcore blue area. And he's like, well, it's the Republican States that are going.

You know what? He's, he's saying this because he wants to ingratiate himself with the city. He is so eager to ingratiate himself with the left.

If they give him a little attention, he laps it up and he just, he just, he wants more of it. He wants to show that he's obedient to their ideology. And in a way that indicates he says he's not a political animal.

It's garbage. It's irrelevant. He indicates that he is because he's so willing to adopt and do whatever it is necessary to, as I said, ingratiate himself to them. But he's in a super blue city walking around and talking to probably Democrat voters who are pushing back on him.

And then he goes, oh, it's the Republicans. They're going to keep the outbreak smoldering because they won't get vaccinated. And then we learn later, the vaccine doesn't do a damn thing. If anything, it helps. If anything, it made people think that they were not going to transmit it or contract it and then they went out infecting everybody else.

How about that? It's a pandemic of the vaccinated. It was all BS. I see this and it makes me so angry.

This is why you don't give over a portion of control or any of it to unelected bureaucrats and stand back and allow them to make major decisions about health care in the country. Infuriates me. I love that people were pushing back. I love it. Love it.

Love it. Oh, I got to tell you a story. Oh my gosh. Can I just tell you guys something? I normally don't get aggravated at people, but I did yesterday. Okay, so hold up. So I was on my way, on my way to, because James O'Keefe was in town and his O'Keefe media group were doing a, it was basically like a fundraiser for O'Keefe media group.

And it was very well attended, very well supported. And on our way to where the event was, was pulling my car around the parking lot and some chick with her super blonde hair, and I'm not hating, an older lady, and has her little vape pen and she clearly did not know how to drive her car. She took such a wide turn. She almost hit me and I'm basically stopped at that point because I can see this broad coming from a mile away and I'm like, this broad cannot drive her car. She just speed around that. And then she sort of is like, I didn't know what she said. And I, I like to drive and I am mean, but I also know traffic rules and I can drive well.

And um, you know, I just, you know, didn't think anything of it. Uh, but I thought it was kind of ridiculous, you know, that she, cause she was speeding through that parking lot and taking that tight current turn at like, you know, 35 miles per hour easily. I'm like, if I hadn't been stopped, she'd have probably hit me. So anyway, but she had the vape pen. I parked and I get out, uh, and she had parked and I thought, please do not let us go into the same event cause I may have to kick her ass at this thing. So, but she had her little vape thing, right? I watched this broad get out of her car, her little vape and huffing on her little vape thing. And then you know what she does? She puts it away in her bag and I thought that was the end of it. Then from her bag, she retrieves the face mask and puts it on her face. The face mask after she, I hands to sky. And then at that point Katie bar the door, I could not shut up. Puts the face mask on her face. She was in the car by herself vaping. She gets out of the car by herself, puts a face mask on her face going into the restaurant. First off, it's March of 2023. Okay.

They don't work. That's number one. Number two, I think her being fat and vaping is more dangerous than not wearing the face mask. I may have said that loudly walking by because someone has to, you know, someone had to do the public a service came. You should be proud of me cause that's all I said. You ended it right there? Yes. Wow. You're getting better at it. I'm trying.

New year, maybe new me. But for real, dude puts the face mask on. She's like, mmm, make sure face cover goes in. I'm not going to repeat what I said when I walked past because I normally don't get into anybody's business, but she was such a reckless driver and she was vaping and then she puts it on. So as we walk past, I just said, I would just think that being a reckless vaping fat ass is probably more dangerous than not wearing. And then I walk, it's not my not guys.

It is. I know I repented later and I was like, I'm sorry. But that was all I needed to see, man. All I needed to see. Oh, I swear to you.

Some people, it's like a, it's a virtue signal. Look at me. I love everyone else. Not enough to drive safely in a parking lot, but I love everyone else. Love your, value your lives. Wear my face mask.

It's 20. I mean, I get it. If you have some disease and you're worried about maybe something that a mask can stop, I don't know. I'm not going to judge you and or say anything if you're just a normal person doing your stuff. But when you're that broad and you, I just can't, man, no jury would convict me.

Would you, you would probably say something too. Oh yeah, for sure. So, uh, yeah, that was yesterday. I had to share that story because the thing with the masks, I got so aggravated. This was the, this Fauci stooge was the guy who was out there telling, well, you got to wear your mask. You're going to perpetuate this. You're going to perpetuate it and it's going to, it's going to smolder if you don't, uh, if you don't wear your mask. And then all these studies come out, they don't do anything. The masks don't do a thing. Not a thing. So I don't know.

I just, I had to share that story. I don't mind. Like I said, I don't care if people are gonna wear their masks, do what you're going to do, but don't be like vaping and huffing and puffing on that vape pen. You know, like you're under water and that's the last bit of oxygen in that tiny canister. Don't be doing that. Right. And then put on your face mask.

I'm healthy. I just can't, I just can't stand it. Anyway, I had to share that cause that made me mad and this reminded me of that and I can't believe I didn't share beforehand. I've talked a lot about the Kel-Tec KSG shotgun over the years and it's no secret how much I love it. It's become the go to shotgun for law enforcement and home defense and for a really good reason.

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It's a headline though and I got to share it. So apparently when Hillary and Chelsea Clinton were at the theater, Shubert theater, uh, this is according to page six, uh, someone just straight up poop right in the aisle, right? I mean, I'm not kidding you. Can I, I'm not trying to be 10 years old, but it was at a performance of some like it hot, which I am not making up. I swear to you. They said that it was a regrettable one off incident, but apparently the theater staff told page six that quote, last week when Hillary and Chelsea Clinton were in the audience, the lights came up for intermission and there were two human turds in the aisle just near them. They said the house crew dealt with it very appropriately and quickly and that Hillary and Chelsea remained in the theater for the second act. Oh man, I don't have any, I don't have anything to add to that.

The everything about that is just like the perfect storm of a story. So Idaho has passed a bill to allow firing squads to execute death row inmates. I approve that is they passed a bill allowing firing squads when lethal injection drugs are unavailable. Um, so, okay. Yeah. So, and I mean, anyway, they said, I mean, I mean, considering the, it doesn't seem like that would be pretty painless compared to the other way that they do it. I don't know. I'm just saying, but good on Idaho. Good on you.

I'm gonna eat more of your potatoes. Uh, let's see the speaking of Idaho, Idaho hospital, they're stopping labor and delivery because they're citing political climate and doctor shortages. Really? It is Bonner General Health located in Sandpoint a news release. It's a 25 vet hospital. They have to go to birthing centers and elsewhere spoken or accordingly. Uh, and they drive to other hospitals or birthing centers. They delivered 265 babies in last year and they admitted fewer than 10 pediatric patients, but it's all because of Roe V Wade and they're saying it's political climate.

We can't do that. A CNN crew was robbed while covering street crime in San Francisco. They were the back glass of their little crossover was broken out and they said that it had the, it's not their windshield.

Did these people know parts of a car here over at Mediate? They said got robbed again. They were at city hall and stay in broad daylight, city hall in San Francisco to do an interview. They had, they had security watching their rental car and crew car. They said thieves did this in under four seconds.

Security stopped them from stealing the other bags, but they go, seriously, this is ridiculous. Isn't that what you guys supported though? I mean, come on.

I mean, you guys cheered it on mostly peaceful protests and all that. Did we all forget it? I'm just wondering cause I didn't forget it. Those people didn't forget it. Just saying.

And St. Francis Brooklyn, a division one, they eliminated their entire athletics program. While all of this was happening, if you get my email prep list, if you're a subscriber over at Chapter and Verse, they had at the White House press briefing yesterday, the cast of Ted Lasso and they had them all there. There are five cast members there.

Some of the, you know, the, the, the stars of the show, including the guy whose name I can't remember, but he was really upset over his salad dressing because his one kind of skanky wife went out with Harry Styles, who wants to be Mick Jagger, but dress is too small and dresses too much like a chick. Who's the guy, the Ted Lasso guy? Kane? Him? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Jason Sudeikis? Okay, Jason Sudeikis. I mean, he's a, he seems to be kind of an insufferable leftist, but no, at least I kind of do like him, except apparently the season's supposed to be super dark because that's when he was going through everything with his wife. So fun things to look forward to. Anyway, that's not even my point.

My point is this. Yesterday at the White House press briefing, you had the cast of Ted Lasso and I love the guy who plays Roy Kent. He's the only person that I like up there.

The guy who plays Roy Kent. They had them all up there. That's just the optic that I had in mind while that was happening at the White House. You had Xi Jinping and Vlad Putin meeting.

They had the cast of Ted Lasso to talk about mental health. Do you really need to do that? Do you really need to? And then there was a guy, what was it, from South Africa today who was so mad that nobody had called on him. Listen to this audio soundbite one. This man could not be contained.

He was so mad that Karine Jean-Pierre had not called on him. What did he say? Seven months? Listen to this. Yeah, right. You're right. You're here for me.

Right for me. No, no, no, no, no, no. Nope. That's not, we're not doing this. We're not doing this. We're not doing this. We're not doing this. Okay. Welcome. Welcome to the press briefing room. Okay. Are we ready? Are we going to behave? Seriously?

While many folks, I love it. Apparently some of the other press members got real mad. And he's apparently been, he's been warned before by the White House press corps or the correspondence association. So he was upset because he had been called on for quite some time. And they were, I think they had Jason Sudeikis get up there and say a couple of things about mental health.

Can I just, don't you think that, you know, she could have been like, hey, mental health, something, something. Do you really need all that? What is the point of it? Because that, you realize that they were getting ready, they're getting ready to kick off. Well, didn't they, is the first episode out?

I don't know. They're getting ready to kick off Ted Lasso. This was kind of like a promo tour for them and they tied it in to a White House press briefing.

So I can understand why that guy was mad. Now notice how no one in the media could say anything about it because he's, he's a South African reporter. You heard probably perhaps his accent.

The left can't say anything to him. He checks too many boxes. Hell, he's not, he's from a different country. He's a minority. Oh my gosh. And he just wants to, he just wants his questions answered. You can't say anything about him.

He checks too many intersectional boxes. But I did think it was funny. The, the, I can't remember her name, the blonde actress who plays the owner of the team in Ted Lasso. At one point he, he said something and she was behind Corinne Jean-Pierre and she just went, ooh, and kind of looked down at the stage. She seemed to be like the only one to understand kind of this guy's struggle and everyone else just, it was just weird.

That was happening while you had Xi Jinping and Vlad Putin meeting. I mean, day two. It's a weird optic, right? Am I, am I being too sensitive to this? It's a weird optic. It's his life mission to make bad decisions. It's time for Florida Man. Hoo boy.

All right. So in Cocoa, Florida, a woman was arrested at a McDonald's accused of brandishing a gun in the drive through and pointing it at an employee due to an argument over a non-existent menu item. So what was the, what was the item out of curiosity? So apparently the fuss was over a cheeseburger bundle kind of, I don't know, like what, I don't even know what that is. And she, she, the employees were saying that wasn't an actual menu item. So she pulled out an M&P shield and I love how they sit here and they talk about this gun. I cannot even deal. Whoever wrote this article about this gun has no idea about guns.

God help us all. But the affidavit said, this was last, this was last week, her name is Kwavi Young, 26 years old. She says that she wanted a cheeseburger bundle and the employees were telling her that doesn't exist and things were a little busy, employees told police in the drive through lane. So they were trying to get her to go, order something or go, it doesn't exist. And she then began brandishing the gun and verbally threatening the people inside the McDonald's. When police were called and arrived, they learned that she did not even have a valid driver's license. So she faces a lot, because you can't brandish, that's an actionable offense. And so she was driving with a suspended license. She got a brandishing charge, aggravated assault with a deadly weapon with intent to kill because she was saying she was going to kill them and she had the means to do so. So it was a felony charge. And she was she bonded out on about 7500 that over a non existent menu item. An 18 year old who crashed a car into a Georgia Walmart gave the judge a middle finger at the hearing. Thanks for tuning in to today's edition of Dana Lashes absurd truth podcast. If you haven't already made sure to hit that subscribe button on Apple podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts.