Absurd Truth: I Can't See Anymore!!

Dana Lashes of Sir Truth Podcast sponsored by Kel-Tec. It's his life mission to make bad decisions. It's time for Florida Man. Some of y'all people need to stop. By the way this guy's head, if the mug shot white, he doesn't have as much of a top part of his head as he does.

It's weird, right? Florida Man is accused of temporarily blinding a Brevard Sheriff's Office pilot with a laser pointer. Stop doing this. It was it was a helicopter Sunday evening assisting the Palm Bay Police Department with the search for a shooting suspect and they said that 33 year old Dean Bolle decided to shine a laser at the helicopter multiple times despite everyone including toddlers know that you can't do it. The laser refracted through one of the pilots night vision goggles that blurred his vision to the extent that he had a hand control of the helicopter over to a tactical flight officer who thankfully happened to be a pilot. So he endangered the crew, put the officer's lives in danger because it interfered with the equipment they were using also to track the the armed suspect.

And so the Sheriff's Office flight crew was able to direct the officers to the source of where they found Bolle. He was arrested and charged. It's a felony.

So he's held on $5,000 bond. Stop doing that stupid stuff. Good grief. Like who gets out there like I'm gonna shine this in the eyes. Well like come on Dean. I got to share this one real quick on Miami Florida Miami Herald 33 year old Dorleans Filiodor was in Miami Dade Circuit Court on charges of burglary and grand theft and he was sitting in a wheelchair next to the judge when he tried to throw excrement at her his own before closing arguments began. I'm not even kidding. I'm not kidding either when I say that the story continues and says that Filidor yelled at the judge it's protein it's good for you. Not kidding. This comes from an affiliate. I am not kidding.

It is an actual thing and apparently witnesses said that he then had protein himself. I'm done. That's that's so nasty. I cannot.

Why? All right a Florida man bit an officer. Yeah I don't know. He bit an officer after hitting another one with his car and then he danced in traffic. An Orlando man fleeing winter garden police struck an officer with a car bit another one on the leg and caused thousands of dollars in property damage at a convenience store. It was a mobile gas station Malik Smith 27 years old. He they authorities they apparently was trespassing then he jumped on the counter of the smoke shop located in the store. Destroyed their display cases. Pulled a light fixture out of the ceiling according to the affidavit.

They responded. He left. He was harassing customers.

So he's in jail and this was after like they had to chase him and wrestle him down and he bit everybody but you know golly just the floor and you know what he makes DC look sane. So apparently Biden's gonna be going after light bulbs. Well and is already going after light bulbs. Which is the dumbest thing I've ever heard.

This is they've done this before though this is kind well somewhat similarly. It's a light bulb ban that is expected in the coming weeks as a part of the climate agenda. They're gonna prohibit retailers from selling incandescent light bulbs. This was apparently this was a regulation finalized by the Department of Energy in April 2022. It's going to go into effect in August of on August 1st of this year and the DOE is going to begin a full enforcement of the ban on that day. They've urged retailers to begin transitioning away from the light bulb type and issuing warning notices to companies. Jennifer Granholm said that we want to build a better and brighter future blah blah blah blah blah. They said that it's going to cut carbon emissions by a made-up number amount.

It's official made up number now. And they said that there they under the rules incandescent and similar halogen light bulbs will be prohibited in favor of light emitting emitting diodes or LED alternatives. And a lot of people have already used LED. Fewer than half of households apparently are using mostly or exclusively LEDs.

It's a huge jump from what it was previously. I think 47 American households are coming. This is the residential energy consumption survey. About 47% of households use mostly or only LED.

I can't even believe that I'm like serious. It's a damn light bulb. Who gives a rat's backside what you're using? Really we have to have the government we're we need to micromanage the light bulbs that you got in your house.

Can we uh can you show some light bulbs? Energy regulations according to survey data. Guess who it's going to impact the most? Lower income Americans. 54% of households with an income of more than a hundred thousand per year use LEDs.

30s only 39% with an income of 20,000 or less you use LEDs. I mean that's good hey you know what us banning certain types of light bulbs totally solved China's pollution. It's all gone.

All gone. Why do we have to wait whoa whoa whoa just let's just hold up for a second here. China doesn't do a damn thing. They're the biggest polluter in the world.

The United States has done more to be good stewards and conservationists than these other nations so why are we why do we have to make all these sacrifices? I mean I don't even know if I use incandescent light bulbs. I don't even think I do but I I want to now right.

When you tell me to not do it I want to do it now. So in my house there's like certain things that are divided up and I consider light bulbs to be man's work. I do. I'm not even gonna lie about oh I'm very that's man's work. Is it does it have to do with the lawnmower? Man's work?

Light bulb? Man's work? I'm just oh I don't want to hear I I don't want to hear anybody from anybody desperate to prove themselves hardcore but I I do that I don't care. I consider that in my house that's man's work. There's I I completely I have it all that's just how I look at it. I don't want that stuff I don't want to mess with you mess with it and and there's just you know how it is.

I'm not gonna explain it. I'm sure I don't really mess with the light bulbs. I like I want to be able to dim them that's all.

I just want to be able to dim it you know just I just want that ability. I don't care. I don't really care what it is and now I want all incandescents though. I want to get I want to buy all of them just because they said I can't have them because that's not something the government needs to be involved in. Look if it's but if it's a better product and it's gonna save people money and if it lasts longer then allow people to people are gonna come to that decision by themselves.

You don't need the government out there doing anything because usually if the government is involved it's usually wrong. I mean pretty much like almost all the time but there's they're flexing so hard and Granholm and Department of Energy are acting like this is a oh look at we're being so responsible and now and then they want all these efficiency regulations to make your gas stove worse. This is after they've done stuff with air conditioners and refrigerators and washers and all of this stuff. So the president signed an executive order his first day in office if you don't forget to make major revisions to appliance regulation standards. They can't let anything that was done by the previous administration stand. He's got to go through. Golly he looks like a like a jilted lover and not like a president like that's how the administration's acting with this stuff.

So the light bulbs but this is just it it's not it's not gonna it's this is not doing anything there's no like real serious impact here there's not I will argue with you all day this is so dumb. And now all of the news you would probably miss it's time for Dana's quick five. Some dude announces a POTUS run some dude named Ryan Binkley I don't know he's in Texas he's decided he's gonna run anyway moving on yeah former UFC superstar Nate Diaz is in custody after he was accused of choking out a dude outside of a bar he's supposed to fight Jake Paul in weeks. Now I gotta say Jake Shields had posted like a screen by screen thing disputing the fact that Diaz what or disputing the accusation that Diaz was the aggressor and it was pretty powerful I gotta say I mean I didn't see him putting no hands on anybody you know but I did see that guy getting really aggressive with him so it's like don't be don't FA with an MMA artist and then FO and then you know like especially because he's capable of doing what he can do you know I'm just just why do people I don't know why people do that anyway he turned himself over to police in New Orleans and he's being charged with second-degree battery that I mean he could be in eight years in prison with that that's the maximum penalty the back of the guy's head was cracked but I will say the shield stuff that he posted showed the guy being the aggressor and like chart like basically like like pushing on Diaz and getting in Diaz's face and Diaz was had his hands down and was trying to like de-escalate the situation from what I saw from what Jake Shields posted just saying it just you know I mean there's sometimes more from you know the story um this is a Delta plane made an emergency descent after leaky bathrooms jammed its controls and shut down autopilot how does that happen okay so they said water leaked from the planes bathrooms that were meant for Delta pilots and they lost their autopilot system so two bathrooms flooded and it caused ice to form around the plane controls the crew declared an emergency they descended before the pilots could get enough control to land at JFK Wow Wow Wow Wow that that is that's yeah that's that's anyway a man who said a psychic promised to remove a curse has filed his third lawsuit a local man what in the world this is LA he uh he's going after the psychic he said that a psych the psychic defrauded him out of $1,000 caused him emotional distress distress in court he literally searched for psychic through Google he said to help him in his marriage and 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secure your world with Keltech Keltech weapons.com tell them Dana sent you so I wanted to also continue with our three-pronged attack influence unity and economy the United States a couple of things here so speaking of New York and Alvin Bragg in Manhattan a garage worker was charged with attempted murder after shooting a thief a Manhattan parking garage attendant he was shot twice because he came upon an alleged an alleged an alleged thief and he after the confrontation he wrestled the gun away and then he opened fire on the suspect the overnight worker identified as 57 year old Musa Diarra was also hit with assault and criminal possession of a weapon so he saw this guy like trying to bust into cars on the second floor of this parking garage and the attendant brought him outside asked what was in his bag and instead of cooperating the man pulled out a gun so that's when Diarra tried to grab the weapon and it went off and it shot him in the stomach grazed him in the ear and then he was able to wrestle it got it from the thief and shot him in the chest apparently the thief at Charles Roadie 59 he was also charged with attempted murder assault and criminal possession of a weapon and police had Diarra with attempted murder but it wasn't I mean who knows if prosecutors are gonna actually follow through because we're all of the outrage remember Jose Alba he was the bodega clerk in Manhattan oh sorry how does Jill Biden say it Bogota bodega that's right good night so remember July 1st last year Jose Alba defended himself and he was charged by Bragg's office so Musa Diarra who is you know he clearly he was trying to defend himself some of the people within the family are speaking out and they're like you're hitting this dad with these charges this guy tried to rob him he's there for security it's literally his job and now they're gonna end the criminal possession of a weapon because he was able to rest he was able to take the gun out of the hand of the criminal and then use it to defend himself and they're gonna charge him with possession this is one of the stupidest things like this this office is the is the anus of hell I don't know how else to put it that's the that's that that yeah it is it is and I don't regret and I'd say worse but I get fined and the people who work nearby were absolutely incredulous about all of this they're like this is a in fact New York Post was interviewing them and and they were all going this is an April Fool's Day joke right the fact that he got charged how does the hard-working guy get charged for defending himself but this is Alvin Bragg's office now remember Jose Alba he was in Rikers for like six days and it wasn't until an intense amount of public pressure that the charges were dropped now both the guy who was defending himself and the criminal who tried to kill him were taken to Bellevue Hospital in stable condition so I mean this is the office with which we are dealing and this is this is part of that restorative justice with these Soros back prosecutors and I'm so tired of the media trying to get everybody to shut up about this by saying that well it's anti-semitic to point out that it's Soros back when no one's talking about him being Jewish that's like me again telling everyone that if you disagree with me you're sexist no his actions sources actions a are public the how he spends his money is public and this has nothing to do that's just a dodge that people are trying to impugn your character to get you to shut up about what this guy's doing do not take that it's a Soros back prosecutor all and and he funds all of this breakdown in law and order in all of these cities and it has contributed to that I mean it's like half of these cases now brags office downgrades so you're gonna get more stories like this so this story a Texas man used a $30 Apple AirTag to track down the thief who stole a Chevy truck and then Sean and shot and killed him in a shopping center parking lot 20 miles away so seeing this isn't San Antonio okay what's the party that runs San Antonio thank you so you have the 44 year old criminal who stole the truck well no 44 year old Andrew Herrera is the guy who he's the one who was shot by the truck owner Herrera a criminal and in a truck thief stole it drove it 20 miles he was located because the owner tracked it with an Apple AirTag and confronted him you're gonna have more cases of vigilantism the more restorative justice you have the more you protect and coddle the criminals the more cases of vigilantism you're gonna have because people are not going to expect the system to work on behalf of them and this is all by design it is all by design all of it what gets me is all the people that are writing about this you know the angle that they took with it the danger of Apple AirTags well why don't we talk about the reason why a man would feel the need to take this into his own hands maybe it's because he doesn't feel he can get justice anywhere else maybe it's because this is you know I mean you're seeing the breakdown of law and order in major cities all by design yeah would the dude be dead if he hadn't stole the drug this seems like an important question to add to ask for some clarification nobody wants nobody wants this this these cases of vigilantism like this you want to be able to have the system work as though it was intended but I'm telling you now on brag apparently the New York Post notes that he was he would they were considering the charges I guess were there they were dropped this morning they were they were dropped against the victim this morning so brag has decided but it was only again just like with Jose Alba the bodega owner of Manhattan only only after an intense amount of public pressure I mean he wants to jail the innocent and exonerate the guilty but that's all part of it absolutely all part of it thanks for tuning in to today's edition of Dana lashes absurd truth podcast if you haven't already made sure to hit 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