Absurd Truth: KamalaGBT

Dana Lashes of Sir Truth Podcast sponsored by Kel-Tec. It's his life mission to make bad decisions. It's time for Florida Man. This is so creepy. So it's a Florida Man, but it's a Tennessee Walmart.

So that's why it counts as Florida Man. Like baby doll and a stroller to hide stolen merchandise from a Tennessee Walmart. Madisonville police responded to an area Walmart after reports of a shoplifter running out of the store pushing a baby stroller.

Officers tracked him down in a nearby parking lot. When they looked in the stroller, they didn't see a baby. It was a doll. I mean, it's kind of lifelike. I mean, when you look closer, you're like this a fake baby. They said that the doll was dressed up as a real baby and they made a baby bottle for the doll.

To hold as a disguise. He used the stroller to smuggle merchandise. They found $1,000 worth of stolen items. Now he lives in Florida. He's been caught stealing from four other Walmart stores in Florida. So he's, he was charged with burglary, theft of property, possession of drug paraphernalia. He should have been probably like also charged with being creepy. And then he was taken into custody because that's so oh my gosh, it's so. So this. Um, oh man, Miami Herald, a nonprofit manager stole $766,000 because she said she was addicted to theft. Oh my gosh, it was from Silver River rendering and instruction. They called police about a fraud case involving their manager.

And so these are like youth that have problems in public schools. And so she apparently like was writing herself all these extra paychecks since 2016. And she said, Well, I was addicted to it.

So I kept doing it. She turned herself in a Marion County jail. She faces felony a charge of felony organized fraud. So she's in a lot how addicted to theft. Just pay more in tax problem solved right there.

See legal theft. So we were kind of laughing about Kamala Harris being named as the AI czar. So, you know, the czar of artificial intelligence. They said she's the she's going to make sure that the technology is developed responsibly. Do you believe that she's going to be able to do that? She did such a great job as the borders are, you know, I mean, snow issue there.

She did such a great job. We're going to we are going to get marked by robots. That's what's going to happen. We're going to get killed to death by robots in the next like six months.

If her work as AI czar is anything like being an AI czar, she's going to be able to do that. The borders are Oh, my gosh, to death. They'll kill us so hard. We'll die. Ah, we're gonna we're gonna go into matrix hell.

So I'm going to delete it probably after the show, but I did the free trial and jet chat GPT because I wanted to see what it's like. And Cain is my grandmother. I think he's possessed by her. He's like, Oh, just go Did you go ahead and download the Satan? Download that demonic device, the Satan device?

Chad GPT is the devil. I'm not wrong. I'm not gonna say I'm listening to I wanted to ask it. This is what I asked it. I said write a short summary of what it is like to be unburdened by what has been in the style of Kamala Harris.

Oh, please read it. Well, it's it writes, quote, being unburdened by what has been can be a liberating experience. I have to perfect her voice. It allows us to move forward without the weight of past mistakes or regrets holding us back.

It's an opportunity to unburden and start a new with an unburden perspective, a fresh perspective, a renewed sense of purpose. Maybe she has been using AI. Is she AI? I mean, she has been.

Yeah, it's a little terrifying. And Steve asked her, or asked Chad GPT, same difference. Draft a speech by Vice President Kamala Harris in which she talks about restaurants and entrepreneurship.

Can you play that soundbite real quick that we just played for today in these United States last segment? Because this is what we got the idea from, you know, because she is the the AI czar. Yeah, yeah, this is what she'd said. So just where we got the idea. And you know, when I speak with small business owners and entrepreneurs, some of our younger small business owners actually self identify as entrepreneurs. They're small business owners also.

But we'll go with whatever you like. Small business owners are entrepreneurs. Small business owners are entrepreneurs.

Okay, just go along to get along. So Steve asked it. Draft a speech by Vice President Kamala Harris in which she talks about restaurants and entrepreneurship. Did not disappoint.

Oh, yeah, no, it's good. Good evening, everyone. I'm delighted to be here with you today to talk about my two favorite things. Restaurants and entrepreneurship, which is spelled wrong. As we emerge from the pandemic, we're reminded of the resilience and determination of the American people, particularly those in the restaurant industry that they shut down.

She says that, well, this is Chet GPT. Throughout the pandemic, restaurants have been the heart of our communities providing a place for us to gather, share, meal, connect, blah, blah, blah. She talks about entrepreneurship or the Chet GPT thing does. Oh, gosh, here's, we must also support our restaurants by promoting diversity, equity and inclusion. The restaurant industry has the potential to be catalysts for change. We must ensure that it's a welcoming and inclusive place for all. Steve wants to ask Chet GPT to have in the style of Elizabeth Warren, explain her ancestry on it right now.

That's well, he Yeah, he was thinking, I just can't even imagine what that is going to be like. Oh, my gosh, I my first my first prompt was in the style of Kamala Harris, explain, compose a text about why you love McDonald's. She's like, it's a lifelong Californian.

I've always been a fan of the Golden Arches. Like, what does that even have to do with it? Oh, my gosh, it's too funny. It can't. It's terrifying. This thing is actually terrifying. It really is.

I don't really actually. Yeah, it is. It's like demonic. It's, it's, I don't know, it's weird. You so my youngest son, he's like, he goes, he goes, well, if the devil is going to be on earth, I think it's AI. That's what he said.

He goes, it's totally AI. That's weird. I mean, think about it. It's like the worst aspects of humanity. But without the morality, it's all logic. Because see, even logic, like if you go back to when I was in college, I remember learning about Peter Singer, and having to read his books.

And he was, he talked about ethics and logic, etc. And ultimately, what I learned is that to sometimes what is right is not logical. Sometimes what is good is not logical. Sometimes what is good is not logical. But there is no sort of algorithm to infuse that knowledge into AI.

AI is going to make a decision or, you know, a policy or hold a position based on what is logical and what makes sense, what is mathematically correct, etc. And sometimes good and, and true, aren't necessarily, they don't necessarily fit. And that's the problem. That's kind of like, what Singer believes, like that he would, he, there were certain things that, you know, certain scenarios that he would discuss, and that I read in these books in class, and they weren't right, sometimes they would result in the death of an innocent person. But if it was for the benefit of all, well, then that's, of course, you know, that's the end, that's the, that is the proper end. So it was one of those things that all the means are justified if it, if it promotes and accomplishes the main goal in the end. That's a terrifying, terrifying, terrifying concept. But that's the reality of this.

I mean, a sterile, you know, completely for the, in just the most descriptive sense, you know, very sterile, clinical, soulless logic that doesn't recognize nor value morals or ethics. That's terrifying. Absolutely terrifying. On that note, your Elizabeth Warren speech is in The Riddle Tops. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. So he asked to write a speech in the style of Elizabeth Warren in which she talks about her Native American heritage and being a public school teacher. Oh, boy.

It is so bad. Okay, I do. So Elizabeth Warren in chat, GPT on being an American Indian states, she said, in American Indian states, quote, my fellow Americans, I, I stand before you today as a proud Native American, and a former public school teacher. My heritage and my experience in the classroom has shaped who I am, and have driven me to fight for the values that matter most to all Americans. Growing up, my family instilled in me a deep respect for our Native American heritage. Oh, my gosh.

I want to ask it come up with a claim chatter recipe for powwowchow part two. Just to see. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. That's so bad. That's so bad. But this is it's actually kind of it's terrifying. And it's the last paragraph just read the last paragraph of the Elizabeth Warren thing of the Elizabeth Warren her as chat GPT.

Oh, boy. So today I stand before you as a proud Native American and a former public school teacher, ready to fight for the values that matter most to all Americans. I believe that we can build a better future for ourselves and our children, one where every person has the opportunity to build a better future for our children.

One where every person has the opportunity to succeed, and where our diverse backgrounds and experiences are celebrated and not denigrated. Well, they were denigrated because you're a fake. You blonde haired, blue eyed person.

I mean, not that there's anything wrong with having blonde hair, blue eyes, but she literally filled out American Indian on her Harvard job application. Oh, my gosh. Are you arguing with a robot right now? I am totally arguing with a robot. You are damn right. I am. See, this is the problem.

Then you're in like the cyclical thing of arguing with robots. Man. And now all of the news you would probably miss. It's time for Dana's quick five. So here is a headline.

I'm just gonna tell you how I how I have it down on this rundown. It says caps lock. No one cares is what I have this listed as here's the headline.

It might be mean. Governor Sununu is also going to make his decision on 2024 by late June. So for all of you have been on tenterhooks waiting for Governor Johnson, you know, or Chris Sununu, whatever the NEPO baby to make his announcement for everyone who's been so excited on the edge of their seat. It's coming at the end of June. Oh, my gosh.

That's for the Sununu stands. There's nobody out there. Nobody's out there.

I feel like that one dude from Seinfeld in Jurassic Park. See, he's running. He's right. Nobody cares. See, nobody cares.

See, nobody cares. A swarm of bees. This is like the second time this week there's been some bee issues. They latched onto a wing and delayed a flight for four hours at the Houston airport.

This was on Wednesday. It was a Delta Airlines. They all latched onto this wing on the plane of a Delta Airline flight and they delayed everything for four hours.

The staff was trying to figure out a passenger live tweeted it. Please tell me I think they did get beekeepers. Because if you got pest control on there, I will pest control you. We need to protect our honeybees. I will fight you over a bee. But they said someone approached it with a hose and they had a whole I mean, the wing was covered. So the bees left when they turned the engine on but I can't even believe get a bee.

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With Caltech. Lego has launched a gender neutral range. And what they say is a bid to break stereotypes. Okay, your plastic blocks. I'm really confused as to why they would need to announce anything but okay. But that's, I mean, they're, they're, they're plastic blocks.

I, you know, I don't know what that means. So they said that. So this is it's really big in Australia. So this is where it's like, first, because it first hit a couple of years ago. But it's like, really, apparently they're introducing this now in like, Australia.

So it's making news again. They're Danish. And they've been they've already pledged to remove gender bias from their toys. I don't even understand what gender bias is. I mean, have you seen the Lego people?

I can't tell you the chick from the dude. You know why? Because they're yellow blocks. Okay, they don't they don't even have like genitals. Not that I mean, it shouldn't even matter. But you know, whatever your minifigs don't have genitals, because they're minifigs.

And your minifig doesn't have a minifig. Anyway, they actually never expanded on what they're going to modify. They're just like, yeah, we're gonna gender focus, you know, whatever. And so now they're they're been they've been pushing this.

Daily Meal has the story. They've launched it in Australia. They have it's cool. Here's the name of the collection. Lego dreams. Yeah, Lego dreams.

D R E A M Z Z Z. And it's going to include a Pegasus. Why do you need to say Pegasus horse?

Stop it. Blue and pink bunny called Bunchu and a nightmare shark ship. And none of this looks like anything I would want to play with as a chick. It all looks kind of dumb.

The one has some of it in the simulcast. If you're watching is the bunny is the kooky little thing with the it has wings. Like what would you even do with this? Now I'm going to say the nightmare shark ship looks kind of cool. Like looks kind of cool. But you don't have to be like, oh, we got to put some pink on this, or some blue on this. Let's put some yellow and blue and pink to make it more just stop it. Because then it just looks stupid. Right? Nobody's gonna see if you're gonna have a cool looking shark ship, you're not going to make it pink and all that.

You know why? Because it's a shark ship, you morons. You're going to try to make it look like the color of the sky. You're going to try to make it look like color of the water.

I mean, is this also something that's going to be able to traverse sky through water like seamlessly? I just think that you would want to make it look like that instead of trying to virtue signal so hard about bits and pieces that you're going to put colors like pink on it. It's so stupid.

That's like having pink camo, which I think is dumb. If you like it, that's fine. But you know, I don't know. I just the whole thing, but it's called Lego dreams is and it's going to have gender.

They have a show they're going to be launching a TV show in Australia, May 15. And it's going to have gender inclusive characters. I don't even know what that means. Why? I there's I don't this is so goofy.

And I honestly I don't know why they think who decided to make these things and call it non binary, or call it gender neutral. The bunny just looks stupid. I wouldn't play with that.

Looks dumb. I love Legos as a kid. I would play that's stupid. I don't would grown up playing Legos. And even with my kids growing up playing Legos. There was a lot of imagination that went into this, right? So I think this whole gender neutral crowd, their imagination can then imagine that these blocks are gender neutral.

Why do we have to have the company do all this? It to me, it doesn't make any sense. Everything you make looks like Pepto Bismol.

And Easter eggs. It looks stupid. Stop it. I can't. It's so dumb.

All right, we've got we got more. I just I it is mind numbingly ridiculous the links to which these companies go to. I just wouldn't play with any of this. I'm looking at the I'm looking at some of the images of these. I just wouldn't play with any of it.