Absurd Truth: Thieves & Rumors of Thieves

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It's his life mission to make bad decisions. It's time for Florida Man. If you were to decide that you wanted to strip yourself of clothing and then decide that you wanted to go attack people, would you do that inside a gym of people who are learning to box and some of them who are actually probably very good at this? This happened at a UFC gym in Midtown Miami. One of the participants decided to strip naked and then start attacking people. He was eventually tased by the police and the video from inside the gym, and this is from outkick.com, shows the man already undressed attacking and throwing punches at others who are trying to work out, seen in the footage wrestling with a man before trying to put some of his boxing training to use, and watching the video, I mean it's not that great a boxer, but it's awkward fighting naked.

It is. And it's awkward grabbing a naked dude. I've talked to cops about this, that it's just, it feels weird to grab a naked dude. I got into a, well I shouldn't even, well I will, now I've dug myself a hole, I have to admit this, I got into a fight when I was in wrestling as a young man in the locker room with a guy and we were naked. It didn't last long and I don't want to be a braggart so I won't say who won, but it was really weird because you feel very very awkward when you're naked.

You feel vulnerable. That's not how I would choose to do it. On the other hand, if you are in Florida and you're going to decide to steal 600 grand from somebody, you should probably drug them first because that way you can't get caught. And right now apparently this woman's not caught.

Police are searching for a woman who allegedly sold six hundred thousand dollars worth of jewelry from a man she met at a Miami club. And this happened that May 8th, the man brought the woman back to his building and they say where, and I don't want to say where, the two met at a club. Can I just point something out? Perhaps this is me being a, what am I, a Ned Flanders.

My daughter thinks I've turned into a Ned Flanders. There's no good reason for an adult human being to want to go meet another adult human being in a nightclub. There's just not. If you're looking to establish a relationship and get married and something of depth, dancing and drinking do not combine into, hey let's explore each other as souls, as people created by God, as people of nuance and depth and gravitas and all those other things and humor.

You know what that's about. It's always about the same thing in these clubs. And I don't mean to offend people by that because perhaps you're the one person who says no.

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We do a big story of the day section here is data show and the theme is thieves and rumors of thieves and it starts on a personal basis and works it way up and that maybe that's an uber theme of the show today. A woman nurse remember when they were heroes and then they didn't want to get injected then they were villains that was a fun period of time and they made all the dance videos and then when they didn't want to get injected then it was no more dance videos for you. She was coming home from work and those are long shifts and nurses generally speaking get into this business for the right reason and are still I think largely largely uncorrupted nurses although our system is getting attacked. So New York nurse she's going home she rents one of those silly junk bikes and thoughts on that later maybe one day and there's a confrontation. Now she's already lost because she is a lowercase W white person and the gentleman well he's not a gentleman the guy who wants the bike is uppercase B black so he's already won and incidentally is black what okay I don't want to get it see I could get off track on this in a major way so I won't I will focus. So here is what people saw on the social media the platforms you know they're not publishers yes they are they're publishers and the Supreme Court should recognize them as that they shouldn't be able to have this liability but they do I'm probably wavering from liability but they do. So this is what people heard with the corresponding video and then rendered their judgment that this woman is a racist pig and was attacked and attempts to dox her and incidentally as I understand it's her employer I believe it's Bellevue Hospital as I understand that her employer is placed her she's out on leave and will remain on leave pending a review of this incident and this is what people heard and on which they render judgment right here in clip number 11 you're not crying you're not going to reset the bike I'm not resetting the bike. So from from from this from that interaction it was determined that she is the dreaded Karen word which makes me sad because my favorite people in the world's named Karen and a racist pig and apparently according to media reports on leave until this is all figured out Bellevue Hospital has her on leave she's surrounded by people in a city where people are commonly beaten to death and because their capital word or capital letter B black and she is lowercase W white she's already lost now honestly to give credit to the mob that's a pretty gentle mob and I'm sure it didn't feel gentle to her I'm sure it was terrifying secondly you know you can't go in and stop this stuff because you're gonna get in trouble Daniel Penny but instantly there's a capital B black woman although she's gonna become a lowercase B black woman because she's come out and said I was on the subway Daniel Penny the guy who had to take the unfortunately take action against a crazy man on the subway that was self-defense so here's what's turned out now apparently she has the receipts not not the not the colloquial you know slang word receipts she's got the receipt it was her bike so I wonder if the guys who are surrounding her will now be on leave from something pending a review did I say there's a theme the the thieves and rumors and thieves remember Sam Brinton so the people who run Joe Biden are so obsessed with performative politics and performative politics is the it's like it's it's like chrome veneer on a rusty on a rusty wheel so it is so important that performative be the top thing this is what we look at not what's below the surface so let's make Sam Brinton the head of how we deal with our spent nuclear waste even though he's apparently a sadomasochist even though he apparently likes to teach kink to two young people and others even though he's fanatical about his cross-dressing even though he sings her it's just weird weird songs to father Fauci truly he does let's put him in charge of our spent nuclear waste you know the story he went in stole a lady's luggage and she happened to be a pretty famous designer and she looks and says that's my clothes I made those he fled and has had to be tracked down and arrested as a fugitive from justice but he made all the sense in the world to run our spent nuclear waste program the thieves and rumors and thieves and now all of the news you would probably miss it's time for Dana's quick five in cut number four Barack Obama says there's things he's worried about and it's a divided conversation because we have a divided media I'm most worried about is the degree to which we've now have a divided conversation in part because we have a divided media right so I'm much older than you Nate you don't look at though I can't stand it I can't stand it Steve I can't stand it we got it we got to stop it we got to stop Obama it's the pauses he's got worse about the pauses the point is this he wants to go back to the good old days where the conversation was completely controlled that's what they're trying to do and Bank of America is there to help Facebook's there to help we'll talk about the Supreme Court thing and in narrow way Supreme Court did a reasonable thing in a broader sense it completely failed utterly wrong and for Barack Obama to talk about facts if you like your plan you can keep it's 177 times knowing every time he said it was false he needs a rest well we need a rest from him we should all move to Minnesota because in Minnesota they are playing they're paying activists to rest because it's very very difficult work being an activist Oh pardon me no I'm sorry it's not activists it's capital B word black activists because it's hard work being a black activist but not a white activist which raises the question if you identify as black do you have to identify as taking the rest and they're literally paying them but 50 grand just to take a rest oh by the way this isn't just Minnesota this was done in the separate country of Washington as well just for black activists there are the I said years ago that the left and the leftist states were becoming the new segregationist the new the new Confederacy they are did you know that there are full-on employee trainings that are segregated in those countries Washington the separate country they literally put out notes saying white people are gonna meet here white employees all the sainted BIPOCs are gonna meet over here in Arizona the Constitution it can once again be shown at a State University Arizona State University had has taken some measures to make sure that the Constitution wasn't handed out to students and the measures included charging an ASU student with handing out copies of the United States Constitution because we certainly can't have that because that could get us to a united set of facts and it was no Barack Obama wait wait did he want United State of Facts not those facts dummy those facts are problematic they contain actual ideas of equality not made-up equity they contain constraints on the form of government we have you remember when Barack Obama said and this has been just memory hold the the the the the the fatal flaw of our Constitution is it's a series of negative rise things the government can't do but nothing has to do for you his dear friends Obama's Diane Feinstein and we'll hear this later in the show to the degree that you can understand her and incidentally age is not funny dementia is not funny she has something far worse than shingles which is neurologically degenerative that she has she she was talking to reporters and unaware that she had missed the last three months in the Senate it's simply I know I've been here I've been here voting no you haven't performative politics it's it's hard to criticize them when really it's just performance we'll talk later about the guy who was formerly in charge of a nuclear waste and then he decided to steal women's clothes oh by the way he's a state of masochist apparently according to his website etc he's another guy that's performed if they had to track him down fugitive from justice they almost had to do that with Feinstein oh then there's this in cut number five sometimes Barack Obama's demand I'm probably Biden's dementia tells the truth right here fast offender of women's rights I need not even mention that the right to choose but I want to thank every single person in this room for leading the way in that fight it's a critical fight it's about democracy it's about freedom and I also want to thank my buddy Kamala who I work for and up in the White House well like I said in dementia Veritas it used to say in vino folks your financial freedom is at stake when the government thrives on creating unrelenting inflation and astronomical debt crippling interest rates and market turmoil that we haven't seen in decades and now you have an administration that wants to tax everything that you have to fund runaway entitlement spending you 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I remember back in the day back in the day I worked in tech and I'm sorry for that and big data and I'm even more sorry for that and we started to talk about the fact that that coders were inventing devices that would put them out of work code that writes code and this is where a lot of the artificial intelligence is headed in fact it is happening in tech companies now because there's a lot of repetitive tasks in code writing some of its very inventive it'll take a while until you can just say hey build me a thing that does this or write me code that accomplishes this but for little pieces write me a print driver mass pretty easy so at Dropbox there's been 500 job cuts and some people are blaming artificial intelligence for that Wendy's it's not really artificial intelligence in fact it's sort of a return to AMW root beers and maybe that was a West Coast thing where they brought you your food and roller skates and all that or like banks where they used to I still have one of those banks where there's a little tube that brings your money they're creating underground delivery systems for mobile orders that sounds weird it's the restaurants and then the food which is very very fresh ish and you order on a machine and then someone cooks it and they put it in a device in an underground drone truly goes through this tube and then floats up to you and here's your food and pretty soon of course the people from that people removed from that and it wouldn't be faster just to like install fast food patches and people are just melded into us I look forward to that day where we 3d print food and don't think that's not gonna happen that goo you just you know you sit in your house and you wait hey did we get our goo shipment and the goo will be like print it'll be like printer ink and you got your protein goo and your your carbohydrate goo and your fat goo and then you put it into the printer and look hamburger so with all this Bernie Sanders has decided that this is the time to double the minimum wage to $17 per hour up from $7.25 per you know it's just not right these these drones they're making more money then then then the people well yeah but they're not people and they're not making money they're designed to cut into labor costs now in truly how hard would it be to create a Bernie bot honestly I mean I don't think you could probably code this there's a guy I used to work with at Microsoft and I has an organization called code org I don't have no connection to it but they teach kids how to code just really elementary code if news then minimum wage increase if challenge then white person if if if man then woman and you could just code that all in real quick and I think a junior high coder could probably accomplish that so Bernie Sanders once again showing why he's the senator from Vermont and I guess this isn't wait you know what the other thing you could do is you could have you read his sex poems I know this maybe this is old news to people maybe it's not some people don't know about this that he was paid per word to write what are truly rape fantasies so you could also have an AI bot that in you know interprets Bernie's deepest deepest ID desires or I would say big huge sin problem we all have that Bernie's just happens to be crazy rape poetry but then again the public schools government schools and I caution people in in red states please please do not toss out all teachers or schools I live in a pretty reddish state and we've got some fantastic teachers so don't let this stuff these other states cause you to just hate schools or gosh hate teachers but there is this a small town decided it would like to not have failing schools and so they wanted to have some school competition and and maybe allow some for some some reform it's Colorado town of Woodland Park and they own twenty eight point six percent of students scored at grade level so they decided to make some changes just some reforms loosen things up so that you could do things from a school level and innovate the unions parachuted in to say there will be no innovation on the other hand there's good news at a Tennessee Governor Bill Lee signed a bill to free teachers from the unions that's the way by the way in these government schools free them from the unions and then dissolve the National Education Association and any bureaucrats in DC that have anything to do with this an active duty army officer came home hoping to sell her house but it was no longer hers so to speak thanks for tuning in to today's edition of Dana lashes absurd truth podcast if you haven't already make sure to hit that subscribe button on Apple podcast Spotify or wherever you get your podcasts