Absurd Truth: DEE-Santis? DUH-Santis?

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It totally severed the utility pole. The driver was nowhere to be found. They found him at this home. He was seen with several injuries on his face and legs. He told deputies that the truck had been stolen. Then he changed his story several times, saying that he has seizures and doesn't remember things. And then they found that his he was totally drunk as a skunk. They did a blood blood alcohol test and he was taken into custody. I don't know how you conceal a sword.

How does that happen? So this is Coral Springs. A Florida man is charged with carrying a concealed sword. I'm made of questions.

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Learn more at Celtic weapons.com that's K e l t e c weapons.com secure your world with KelTec. Why not take any questions from voters? Governor, how come you're not taking questions from voters? Coming up to me talking to me? What are you talking about? I'm not here running with people. Are you? Are you blind?

Okay, so people are coming up to me talking to me whatever they want to talk to me about. Oh my gosh. So this is like one of the top stories today. This is so mean. He lashed out. The scientist lashes out reporter. He lashed out reporter. Welcome back to the program.

Dana lash here with you. Bottom of this first hour. That's what these that's what they're saying. Jonathan Allen over at New York Times and NBC quote, after declining to take audience questions after his first New Hampshire campaign event today. Rhonda Santas lashed out at a reporter for asking him about it. Well, he was sharing with chatting with members of the crowd. Then there was the other one who said, well, you heard the question. The guy was like, Why aren't you talking to voters?

He asked him that while DeSantis was literally standing in a crowd of voters, talking to voters, answering questions from voters. And this is they're freaking out. They have no idea what to do with this dude.

They have no idea what to do with him. So this is what we got there. If you look as to the today's scandals. The one of the places that sometimes I look at is I hate this website memorandum. Although sometimes they have conservative stuff up there. But it's really all of the stories that the leftist press wants to push. And they're not going to push.

And then although all of the links under each main story amplifying it, that's really what it is a measure of. And if you looked at memorandum, you would have no idea that anything else is happening in the country. They're like, oh, distrust inside of Trump legal team, and all of that.

And then there's a Jeffries and McCarthy caught a side deal. And then it's DeSantis. They're mad at him. They're absolutely mad at him. So they, the one piece from you have this reporter, who is saying, Why aren't you taking questions from voters?

That's why DeSantis asks them. Are you blind? I mean, who is he standing with? Well, those are voters. Okay, who am I talking to?

Who's asking me questions right now? Yeah. This is what Axios has. This is their big story. You guys ready?

Prepare for this one. DeSantis or DeSantis? His team won't say But here's what is weird, though. This was Trump's narrative from like yesterday. And now it's the media's narrative.

I got questions. So Axios says, they go, quote, some candidates struggle to nail their message. Ron DeSantis struggles to nail his caps lock name. In videos and interviews, the governor has gone back and forth between DeSantis and Trump.

DeSantis and DeSantis. Oh, this is much shock. Whoa, I'm so sugar in. Oh, man. This is so and then they have like, here are the examples.

Here's the video. This is such a quandary. They called it a quandary. Not kidding you. It's this is a whole thing. And then they literally called some dude in Italy.

I'm not even making I just. And they asked Bill de Blasio to about different pronunciations. So what about the pronunciation today pronounce it? I mean, they it turned into the Zapruder film of pronunciations. That's where we are.

It's the Zapruder film of pronunciations. Meanwhile, you have the legal team for the president's son admitting he was high on crack when buying and carrying his gun at the same time that he was negotiating away energy security for the United States by cozying up to the CCP CEFC netting millions for his family. But they are DeSantis or D. Oh, that's the big pressing story. You know, we just had hearings. What the second and 5060 years on UFOs. Last month, yesterday, NASA had this big thing where they said that there's these metallic orbs that we've seen all over the world. Do you want to know why we don't know anything more about any of that potentially extraterrestrial or not stuff is because no alien is going to look down on this sad forsaken rock and see all these people going bananas and think I'd like to make myself known. I'd like to go there. I wouldn't I'd like my damn alien spaceship door and zoom the hell right on through a wormhole into a different part of the unit of the the whatever the hell it is out there. Go somewhere else far away. Deep Space.

Deep Space. I mean, this is just I feel like I'm watching Zoolander politics. It's really what it feels like. No, it's not. I can't believe that is their big thing.

That's their big story. But what gets me is who did they come up with it? Or did because the Trump campaign literally put out a statement yesterday, saying quote, have you heard that Rob does sanctimonious wants to change his name again. He is demanding that people call him D Santas rather than Santas.

Actually, I liked better, a nicer flow. So I am happy he is changing it. He gets very upset when people including reporters don't pronounce it correctly. Therefore, he shouldn't mind the sanctimonious. And that's literally a statement from the president, the former president on his campaign stuff. It was literally an actual press release.

I'm not making this up. I want to burn everything down. Can we just do that? Can we just do that?

Can I say something that's probably gonna hurt some feelings? Hmm. Sure. If there's someone out there that thinks that that press release was smart to put out, I have to ask how many times they were dropped on their head as an infant. Because that's insane. That's a fair question. Fair question. It is. I mean, why?

And now you have Axios going, Well, that sounds like I'm gonna go wrong with that. Meanwhile, nothing on Hunter Biden. Can you imagine if Trump said one thing on Hunter Biden? He hasn't said a damn thing about it. Can you imagine if he said, Oh, what now he wants to now he wants to claim Second Amendment for crack usage? What? Can you imagine?

It would put the focus on that. But that's not what he's doing. He's going dear. Whoa, my last name is pronounced with a vowel that is not in it. No one knows how to pronounce my name because my own fam Damali will not pronounce it the way it's supposed to be.

I mean, if anyone has some gripes about this stuff in me. Everyone's like you're Oh, how did last names lash. You have an O and an E in your name, ma'am. Uh huh. I know.

Don't ask man. It's not actually lash, but that's what we say. And then my husband's like very, he doesn't know how to pronounce my name. It's very particular about it.

Like don't mispronounce nobody's name, especially kids at graduation. Don't do it. So I don't know why this is the big story. But Oh, I do because it's the media. And this is this is what they do. And now all of the news you would probably miss. It's time for Dana's quick five.

So a couple here. First up, this is interesting. Activists have apparently launched Jews against Soros to oppose the mega donors radical left wing influence. Prominent conservatives who were Jewish reject the notion. This is what the left leftists have been saying. They're like, you can't criticize Soros because that means you're anti semitic, which is exactly like saying you can't criticize me because then you're anti white. They're trying to hide behind that as a way to not have to actually answer for all of the stuff that he's been spending his money on. So a group of activists have are actually forming organized opposition to this.

So that's going to be a very interesting development. This I hate when people do this stuff. Tommy Tuberville's musician brother who literally nobody knows who is this guy? The brother of the senator is speaking out on social media, Charles Tuberville.

This guy like no one asked, no one cared. But yet he's all like, Oh, I gotta do two recent statements by him promoting racial stereotypes. He's basically like, my brother disagrees with me politically. So that must mean he's a racist. That's basically what he was saying.

So this guy is a racist, but he's a racist. This guy is is doing everything he can to siphon off his brother's name, and his brother's accomplishments to promote, I guess, his artistry. Dude, you're like a 90,000 year old art musician. You're never gonna make it. If you haven't made it already. Guess what, Chucky?

You ain't gonna make it now. Hang it up. Geez, I can't stand when the media does that with family members. And when family when family does stuff like that.

That's so trashy, but they're so desperate to like, you know, get some for themselves. Also, let's see here, Amazon is going to pay over $30 million in FT settlements over ring and Alexa privacy violations. Ooh, the ring doorbell unit 5.8 million they're settling with the FTC over over privacy and Amazon has to pay 25 million with a separate suit.

Just for Alexa, they were saying that Amazon violated the FTC act and the Children's Online Privacy Protection Act by retaining kids information to their profiles with the Alexa assistant. I don't like I don't have any of that. I don't have I don't have Alexa. I don't do the robots. I don't do Siri. I don't. I tried. I think I've disabled her. I don't like any of that stuff.

It all freaks me out. I don't know. Let's see a woman wins a cheese rolling race.

Despite despite being knocked unconscious. I am a huge fan of this. I know all of so there's this. Okay, I know all about this.

I wrote this I read. Watch this whole documentary on this. It's Cooper Hills cheese rolling race. They have it each spring. And it's like 180. I mean, it's a huge steep wheel, or steep hill and they chase a wheel of cheese down that they that they produce locally. And they've had this for like over 600 years. It is like a huge thing.

People come from all over the world. They have teams they train for it, and they roll the cheese down the hill but the hill is so steep that they fall and like basically knock their brains out of their ears all the way down the hill. It's one of the funniest and most dangerous things I've ever seen. And a woman literally fell down the damn hill and knocked herself out but she won because she made it to the finish line before everybody else.

Her she's a Canadian named Delaney Irving. If you get a chance look for the try to find a documentary on this on Netflix because I guarantee you it's wholesome. And it's non political and it's one of the funniest things you're ever going to watch because they are devoted to this. It's great. We got a lot more on the way.

Stick with us. So we have all heard the LA Dodgers. They've been what is the name of this? I'm looking at the name of the group. They're just they're the it's the trans non group.

Yes, something like that. Well, they're not actual nuns. It's like drag nuns.

I don't even know. I mean, they mock Christians. I mean, they in some of their performances, they put somebody dressed up as Jesus on a cross and they do all this stuff and hold the sisters of perpetual indulgence.

Okay, there you go. And they've been at first, I don't think that they were going to be included in some special baseball night. And then the Dodgers came back and said, Oh, yes, we're going to do it.

You know, we want to make sure that we're inclusive. And so then it does sound Steve asked what kind of music they make. I mean, honestly, it sounds like an offshoot of, you know, Sisters of Mercy, if I'm being honest, but they had two Dodgers players that have spoken out. So the relief pitcher, Blake Trianon spoke out against the team's decision to invite the sisters of perpetual indulgence, indulgence, which is the transgender drag queen nun performance group.

Gosh, what a mouthful there. And they, so this relief pitcher came out and said that, you know, his his choice to honor this group on June 16, because it's apparently what, you know, they're doing. He said that, you know, he was a Christian. And he said that, you know, it was it, you know, it mocks, you know, the faith.

And he had a very nice, I mean, he's being very statement of fact about it. And Clayton Kershaw was the other one, the other Dodgers player who came out and said that he didn't agree with making fun of other people's religions. Washington Nationals pitcher Trevor Williams also denounced it. And they were, it was the pride, it's the Pride Night festivities that they're having apparently June 16. And they were excluded. And then they had a tantrum, a public tantrum.

And then the Dodgers invited them back. And I don't know, again, I don't know if you've seen there. I've seen videos of the stuff that they've done. They literally had a one of their performers up on a cross, like Jesus naked. And it's rough, man.

It's rough stuff. There's no other religion that they mock like that. Maybe it's because Christians don't go cutting people's heads off. I don't know.

Yeah, that's probably part of it. But I'm so tired. You know, if I'm so tired of people mocking Christianity.

You are a crap artist, that that's all you have. Do you know how long people have been doing it? It's so cliched. It's such. It's just basic. It is so it is basic bitch to do it. It really is.

It doesn't require any imagination. It's been so done over and over again. It's not even controversial anymore. People just roll their eyes. But I feel like you know, I mean, this group, they were excluded.

Not because people were discriminating against trans or whatever. It's because of the stuff that they do. They trying to purposefully be offensive. Any animal can be offensive.

Any animal can be shocking. It requires a little bit more creativity and artistic endeavor to rise to more than that. And they just they're there. They think that just trying to insult people is an art form.

Unless you're George Carlin, it's not. And so they brought them back and they're going to have their thing. Did you know that? What is it the luggage twink? What's his face? Sam Brinton? Yeah, the dude who stole them ladies luggage.

He wasn't he part of this one of the groups like this in DC or something like that? I mean, it's one thing to have like adult drag queen stuff. It's another thing to have drag queens at a pride thing where they do that kind of performative, purposeful offense. I mean, it's just trashy. It's not even it's not cool. It's not artistic. It's not edgy. It's just trashy. Yeah, I mean, you have a bunch of dudes and thongs with their hairy butts up there acting like what? Trying to recreate the passion in the most offensive way possible for the love. I'm just so tired of this stuff.

Then you had some of this I'd loved this exchange. This one chick. What's her name?

She's a reporter with USA Today, Lindsay Schnell. And she said she got really mad. She goes, every time I hear someone say that I'm a tired of this stuff. Then you had some of this.

I'd love this exchange. This one chick, what's her name? She's a reporter with USA Today, Lindsey Schnell.

And she said, she got really mad. She goes, every time I hear someone say, she quoted this person, every time I hear someone say trans women competing in sports is fair. I think of these words, you know, is LeBron fair? Is sports? It's sports. Nothing's fair. What? It's literally all fair.

So I love one of the people I follow said, Yes, amen. Let's eliminate the WNBA and other women's leagues and make them compete with men for a spot in a single league. No quotas or affirmative action. Pure competition. Deal?

Yeah, let's have a Bernie Greiner go up and compete against LeBron. Let's see how well that works. I mean, what in the world? It's not fair. Yeah. Okay. Well, then stop. If you don't think it's fair, then stop having different leagues then. And let's just see how see how it's about competition.

It's literally about competition. Good heavens. Thanks for tuning in to today's edition of Dana Lashes absurd truth podcast. If you haven't already made sure to hit that subscribe button on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, wherever you get your podcasts.