Absurd Truth: Ring Around The Rosey

Dana Lashes of Sir Truth Podcast sponsored by Kel-Tec. It's his life mission to make bad decisions. It's time for Florida Man. All right, so first up, I don't know what it is with gators right now. Is it like spicy gator season?

Are they just particularly sassy right now? I'm not quite sure. Daily Caller has this piece of a veteran MMA fighter and a military veteran in an MMA fighter, Mike Dragich. He fought and caught a 10 foot alligator outside of a Florida elementary school. And the image is of literally him with like a pole. And he's like holding all these people back.

Everybody's got cameras. It looks like there's, you know, some emergency vehicles in the back and he's like brawling with this gator. He is a licensed alligator trapper. And it was a glorious brawl. I mean, he wrestled with this thing. He wrestled with it. It was a Jacksonville elementary school and he caught it. It is, I mean, he dragged this thing around.

It was in, I will say the gator was like nearby where the playground was. Holy cow. So this guy needs to be cloned and sent out all throughout Florida.

So yeah, he's, I mean, man, what a that was an amazing brawl. I'm gonna I'll make sure I send that out to y'all. Those of you who get the email newsletter.

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It has two M's and starts with a PS. And the eighth grader from Largo, Dev Shaw, won. And he also spelled some other things that I can't say.

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But dated the bottom line tonight, the White House says the pound simply tripped, and he is doing well. Welcome back to the Daily Pounce. You're right over there, Kane. Can we not just point out what actually happens?

No, we can't. How do you label them as pouncing seizing the pounce? That's it. See that man is that seizing the pounce is good. Yeah, how does that work? Which one comes first? Like chicken egg sees pounce?

I don't know. Welcome back to the program. Dana lash here.

Dana pouncing lash here. The media has been egregiously bad this week. Not that they're rephrase that they're always bad.

They're better this week. Just seems I kind of sat back. I was looking at some of this after the after the whole fall thing. And I was watching the way that the media was like, that's not anything you got to rush to spin. We're not like you people. We're not like y'all on the left for the drivebys listening. We don't go out and make fun of old people falling. You know, we don't sit here. Oh, we don't do that stuff.

That is not. And if and if we see if there would be anybody on our side that does it, and they're within smacking distance, they get smacked. We don't do that's what that's what the left does the left runs out there how can like look the Trump shuffle with the ramp? Look, I'm just like one example. They went out there and immediately began making fun of him. Like, yeah, I mean, like, for maybe for a whole year.

There were there was like, there were animated little cartoons, all kinds of stuff. And so it's this whole way that they they don't need to sit here and rush and jump and try to it's not gonna they don't need to do that. It just looks stupid. But I will say, it does bring up a lot of questions because this is one of many, many, many times this dude's fallen in public in front of everybody. Now that one he made trip to he couldn't really get up very well. And that kind of concerned me the fall didn't concern me as much as like he was struggling to get up. And then you know, he's fallen upstairs. He's fallen downstairs. He's fallen when there have been no sandbags around. I mean, there's just you know, and on bikes.

Let's not forget that that was horrible. It looked like somebody didn't know how to ride a bike. What is up with them? You got Feinstein, Fetterman and Biden. Like they're gonna whatever they got to do to keep something. Maybe we got Putin deep diving for treasure and riding bears.

And we got by well that was like that was like 15 years ago. He's now shaky leg McPillow face. I'm just saying there's some world leaders. He looks like a bald Jocelyn Wildenstein that look at this guy.

Don't Google her. And they lose respect for this guy. Yeah, I don't know how old he was when he pretended to dive for treasures in the in the politics.

See, I don't know how old he I don't know how old he was then. But I just I don't want even if it's a Democrat, I do I do not want the leader of my country to look weak. Right? I basically I want my the leader of my country to basically look like a character out of Broforce, which is a video game if you've never played.

And it's hysterical. But I want my leader to look strong. I want him to I want you to go does he to is he on steroids? I want you to ask that. And I want you to be like he might be crazy enough to push a button. He might he might be aliens are afraid of him. We're not afraid of aliens.

Aliens are afraid of him. That's that's what I those are the kind of feelings that I want to inspire. I'm not electing your BFF. You know, you're you're a Saturday morning cartoon character. I I wanted jackass in the White House.

I always have wanted this because I think that peace through strength and that's part of it. And that's why I think the media is like with the DeSantis stuff. They're Oh, he's so he just doesn't like reporters.

And who would? I mean, you had that one silly cow from what was it the AP who asked him that question yesterday. One of the stupidest things I've ever seen. What an idiot. I mean, he's talking to voters were taking credit for voters.

She's just one of the dumbest things I've ever seen. But they they're trying to Oh, he's too you want it to be just mean enough, but not too mean. And they're trying to make him look like oh, it's too mean. They had it.

They've had a banner week. How do you pronounce his name? People are pouncing on the Biden fall. Oh, and then the Hunter Biden stuff.

Jiminy Christmas. That's a whole other thing. And now all of the news you would probably miss.

It's time for Dana's quick five. So this apparently just happened at Ron DeSantis rally in was in South Carolina. Yeah, listen to this. This lady called him a fascist. We're not going to let you impose an agenda on our kids. We're going to stand up for our kids. We're going to make sure to do it right.

Way to be careful because it just came in. And so she called him a blanking fascist. So you can just you know, let your imagination work there. And I do think that it's interesting. This disruptor apparently believes that it's fascist for parents to control the age appropriateness of the material to which their kids are exposed.

We have a crisis of abject stupidity in this country. Jiminy Christmas. So that just happened. Also, some of the other stuff that that we have here.

This CIA chief made secret visits to China, in a bid to thaw relations. Now is that seem? I don't know. Cain? Is that?

I don't know. It's a Bill Burns traveled to China last month. And he visited secret. Yeah, they went to China last month and they were trying to fix I guess some deteriorating relations. So send the CIA. Yeah, Biden's in China. And now they're being secret with China on this.

It's like this not a good look. Neither the White House nor CIA commented. So I don't know if they're having I mean, surely they have a White House press conference today.

Maybe KJP can be asked of that. Like it was if this was the highest level visit to China by US officials since Sherman, Wendy Sherman visited in July of 2021. And so apparently, it's it was a very delicate mission, trying to restore I don't know if it worked.

But they've been trying to, I guess tried to fix it. I would be if I were China. I mean, you're guys you all are the ones who've been sending spy balloons and stealing IP and doing all this other stuff.

You all kiss our ring. They don't go that way. We don't work that way.

It doesn't doesn't run opposite to that. I just think, speaking of China, they apparently they have this this is a there's videos of these people riding electric bikes and then falling down like boom right in the street. Because they're rent a bike, their e bike, they automatically cut the power off if you ride out of its service zone, or if you go past your time. And it just like well, you'll fall down the middle of the street. I'm like I don't like watching these people potentially break all of their necks. I just it's wild. PetSmart faces boycott because they have what is a pride dog bikini. cat harness. It says, quote, provide your kitten with a colorful and amazing matching harness and leash, while also reaffirming your belief and unconditional love. I mean, I get it, it's probably really important for them that their dog wears a bikini saying that their dude who likes to have sex with other dude parts, and advertise that as they're walking in the park.

You canes dying, but you know, it's true. Here's where I'm going to make people mad. I think if you're putting bikinis on your animals, you're a moron. And I want to boycott you. That's dumb. It's all it is. I find that incredibly offensive. They have a picture of a dog in a bikini.

And it has it's like a rainbow bikini. Now, if you want to advertise that you're a moron by putting your dog in a bikini, of whatever advocacy, go right ahead. I'm not going to stop you. I'm not in charge. I'm not the elected official of the an elected official of the United States. I don't get to introduce laws in Congress like jail people who put dogs in bikinis. I don't get to do that. That's why you shouldn't elect me.

I would never represent anyone who would have me. I'm mad at the PetSmart stuff, their pride, whatever, pet things, and I don't want to, you know, I'm going to boycott them for that. I don't care if somebody, I mean, I'm not ever going to buy it. I don't care if an adult wants, I think it's dumb.

I think if you put that on your dog, you're abusing your dog. And you can get mad at me all you want. You can send me hate mail. I'm going to print it out. And then what I'll do is I'm going to lay it all up my driveway and I'm going to get my purchased on Amazon mini. What is the thing that I have? Cane, the, the, with the wheels?

Segue? And I will drive over it back and forth while shooting. An air rifle since I'm in like a city limits and I can't. So yeah, that's what I'll do. I will do that. So don't send it to me.

Or I'll take it to the range and I'll affix it to the target and I'll take it back 20 yards and I'll blow holes in it. So don't send me hate mail about it. But now donating to the gender transition program for school kids.

Yeah, go ahead. I don't shop at PetSmart. A lot of their stuff is made in China. So I don't and you know, you guys know how crazy I am about that. I don't shop there.

They have too much of their junk made in China. But the pride dog bikini, I just want to make sure that we're going about this in a smart way. If there's like an adult t shirt that has rainbow stuff on it, I don't care what other adults do. I, I do to an extent, but I'm also very busy.

And I'm also trying to, you know, looking at a million other things. But when it starts, when it starts targeting kids is when I have an issue. And I think that there is a fine line to walk when you're talking about conservatism. And then you're talking about being a counter revolutionary as well.

Because counter revolutionaries also realize that individuals you I mean, there is, you have freedom in the United States, but when you're starting to involve other people's kids, or creating a persuasion programs for kids, then that becomes an entirely separate issue that does not fall into policy that falls into propaganda. And everyone has a right to speak out and loudly proclaim that they're not going to go shop at whatever institution or whatever store or they have they have every right to do that. But I think it has to be done in a smart way. Like I'm not going to get mad if there's like rainbow sprinkles offered at an ice cream place. But now if the ice cream place is donating like PetSmart was, you know, hundreds of thousands of dollars to a group advocating for the transition scenes parental consent with school kids, then yeah, I'm gonna have a problem with it.

So I want to make sure that we're being really wise. We got I got a piece of hate mail. What is this?

Where's the set? Steve? Oh, Steve sent it to I'm just gonna say the guy's name. Joseph Waters sent me an email saying, and if you're nice, I won't give out your contact info. If you're mean, I'll do it. I'll find everything about you and plash it all over the internet. I will. Yeah, uh huh.

I will do that. So he sent he goes, just exactly why is Dana advertising for you? For Don? I don't even know who Don is.

Is that the dish soap thinks I think so. Okay, so he writes just exactly why is Dana advertising for Don who is promoting? You can't cancel pride nonsense. She says one thing on her podcast and her advertisers say the opposite on every commercial break. I won't be listening into the alphabet mafia ads are pulled.

Sad. Another sellout. So someone needs to explain to this dumbass how advertising works. Because that's not how it works.

It's pretty simple. So this must be on the podcast. I don't even know who advertises on the podcast. I don't choose the advertisers on the podcast. I don't get anything from the advertisers on the podcast. That isn't how advertising works. And also Don isn't our advertiser. It's tailoring to your algorithm buddy. So oh, maybe Joseph needs to stop looking up pride stuff. And maybe the algorithm then won't cater to him by promoting that kind of advertising to him based upon his previous search results. And that is why you don't email me stupid stuff. Thanks for tuning in to today's edition of Dana lashes absurd truth podcast. If you haven't already made sure to hit that subscribe button on Apple podcasts, Spotify, wherever you get your podcasts.