Absurd Truth: Menstrators

Dana Lashes of Sir Truth Podcast sponsored by Kel-Tec.

It's his life mission to make bad decisions. It's time for Florida Man. So an inebriated Florida Man was arrested and he was drinking a can of Florida Man beer. There he was, drunk 39 year old Largo Man, Seth Thomas, was arrested after enjoying a nice cold beverage literally named Florida Man.

It was a police report obtained by the smoking gun. He was arrested in Pinellas County. He was drinking in a public place while causing a public disturbance. So it's not just because he was drinking a Florida Man beer. But he was apparently yelling at traffic with the Florida Man in his hand, the can of beer, and walking in the roadway and refusing requests to stop screaming at people and walking in front of cars.

So that's why police showed up. He posted a $100 bond. He had a misdemeanor charge. Apparently, he's got a rap sheet that includes obstruction, trespassing, possession of open alcohol, disorderly intoxication. He seems a wee bit rowdy, one might say.

Little rowdy, just a little bit. This CBS 12 Florida pizza restaurant. Apparently, a teenager ordered a pizza at a Florida restaurant and then robbed the store at gunpoint in Bonita Springs.

A 19 year old. He was caught on video surveillance. There's a revolver, like of all the places to rob for real. Like the pizza joint?

You're gonna rob the pizza joint? You absolute moron. He's got a chin strap of a beard.

It literally just like runs the but he looks like Wooly Willy if you only just did the bottom of his head. You know those things? Remember those things?

Kids today don't. Shush up. But yeah, he ended up getting he ended up getting in trouble. He only got $500.

Apparently, according to records, like really, you really thought you were gonna really win big with that. So he's in jail. Now he's got a 30,000 bond amount. His hearing scheduled for July 31. He could face a minimum sentence of 34 months. He could serve a max of 30 years depending on how they what they decided to go for.

But dang, that's one way to totally screw the pooch. I was laughing at the story that I saw Tampa Bay Times. Florida is America's flattest state apparently and a man says that he's going to the highest points of all the parts of Florida.

He grew up in Boston. I don't know. So that's what he's doing. He it's a flat he wants to go he says the high points are in the orange robes.

And then the parking lot of them all with the cheesecake factory and random roads. And so that's what he's doing. He's you know, everybody's got their goals.

I'm just saying everybody's got goals. Those are his don't you judge or maybe judge. Florida men stole hundreds of gallons of used cooking oil. This is so gross like of all the stuff like why why do this marathon Florida Monroe County Sheriff's Office two men from Miami, Dade stole some used cooking oil from a Herbie's Bar and Chowder House. That sounds delicious.

So it's like $1,300 is the value. They're apparently still on the run. What is the fastest growing international crime network that the world has ever seen?

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That's angel.com. Me and my friends are just like realizing things. Kane's got to go dive for it. In the meantime, welcome to the show. Dana Lash here with you. Your lovable curmudgeon. Pretty rowdy today. No, I got these vibes.

Do you got it? I have those vibes. This vibe right here. And I feel like this year is really about like the year of just realizing stuff. And everyone around me we're all just like realizing things.

I got the same vibe from that. So she's so this. If you're listening to the radio program, which you can listen coast to coast, you can stream it or you can watch the simulcast on YouTube. Always discussion there.

Facebook channel 347 direct TV. This is a women's health CEO. And her company has their own pads for parrots. Sorry, guys. I have to live through this. So you got to go with it with me.

And they wanted a period positive gender inclusive brand. I'm going to say this one more time. Y'all dudes, if you are bleeding down there, please see a doctor.

Don't buy a pad. Okay. It doesn't. It doesn't mean you suddenly have, you know, a vagina. That's not what that's not what's going down. Okay, that means you are injured, my friend.

You are injured. So she's, she keeps calling them menstruators. While she's simultaneously saying that we shouldn't look at it as like a bad thing. You know what, just because there's there's the thing about having dignity.

Right? Can we stop pretending that having dignity is a negative? There are a lot of things that are completely biological, natural acts. But that doesn't mean you do it all out at the dinner table. You know what I'm saying? Like what in the world? Why did this Why do you have to are you just we have too much damn free time. For people to be so obsessed. Let me find my next cause.

My next pet cause. Good heavens. Stop it. So she we played audio some at 11.

What is this 10? So this is her company. And she keeps Oh my gosh. This is an actual thing.

Yeah, she continues. To me is the result of spending years in the space identifying pain points, whether they be around sustainability, like I grew up hating pads, most pads have enough plastic for like three to five plastic bags, right? So very scratchy, very comfortable, but also wanting as much period positive gender inclusive brand. So okay, we are August wanting a gender inclusive name on the back. It says we're here for everyone who menstruates. And I think especially in this age of transphobia, it really means a lot to us to be proudly a gender inclusive brand. But everything about the product, we try to be super thoughtful about from how we designed it to be as comfortable as absorbent as possible, but also as sustainable as possible.

So so with the water, what I'm not sure what's happening here when I get to do a fun little video, I want to make sure pad brand different. That's her only thing. We're for everybody. Well, couldn't anybody use pads and make them for everybody. If you wanted to play pretend here, just just roll with me for a second.

Yeah, but we put it on the box. That's your big thing. Uh huh. So you're not like any different. You're not any better. You're just pretending that you are like you're pretending that your product product can actually be used by men and women. Because again, dudes, if you're bleeding there, see, seek help. See a doctor. Stop it. Oh, man. Chicks like this don't help. You know what I mean?

They don't help. Like as women, we are fighting this battle against being erased by progressives who want to patriarchally, which I'm making up. They want to in a patriarchal manner appropriate the female sex and all these third wavers like this broad are helping them. It's a pad. It's for everybody.

I mean, this is just Can you imagine being on Shark Tank? So here's what makes our product different. So wait, you're a pad. Uh huh. So you're like the always, or the Tampax pads, or the always pad. You're like those like the things with the wings and the stickies and all that you're like that. Yeah, but we're different. How are you different? Are you made the same way? Uh huh.

But how are you different? We're for everybody. What do you mean everybody? We're inclusive. Well, couldn't use the product that is the products that exist already.

Yeah, but we put it on the box. Because you think people are so damn stupid that you're gonna have a man pretending that he's bleeding from his nether regions in the aisle at the supermarket looking at all the products going well, this one says it's for all. Maybe it's penis shaped.

I don't know. You know why the aliens haven't revealed themselves to us? Because this stuff would you imagine you were an alien on a planet and they all go bananas. Okay.

And you got the lady aliens that are pretending they are the dude aliens and the dude aliens pretending that they are the lady aliens and the dude aliens that want to alien feed the baby. I mean, oh my gosh. Would you really at that moment go this seems like the best they seem stable. This is the time I'm going to reveal my existence. Would you choose that point in time?

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So we have, of course I have this, of course. What is up with me in these headlines lately? So it started off with UFO hunting, Harvard scientists seeing debris from an unidentified object that crashed in the Pacific in 2014, where it could be artificial in origin, but wait, there's more. So apparently, they say this one house investigator warns that UFOs are beyond control in our military airspace. Are they? I've got some questions. Very interesting.

Just saying. And you remember that Las Vegas family that called 911? Do you remember this whole story? They said that they were 10 foot tall aliens in the backyard? Well, now they're threatening trespassers because people are trespassing on their property. And they're overrun with UFO sleuths. I mean, they are absolutely overrun. They said that they had a actually install cameras on the roof of their home because so many people are just sending on their house. Is that not crazy? Wow. But also, why haven't we heard more about that?

Just wondering. That lizard guy on the plane. Let's see the anti child trafficking film from Jim Caviezel. Sound of Freedom $10 million in pre sales before July 4. That's a pretty impressive opening. That's according to some of the latest box office numbers. This this for the most part faith based based on a true story titles about a former Homeland Security agent Tim Ballard.

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So it's doing quite well. Also, states are suing the EPA over the damaging environmental impact of residential wood burning stoves. General from 10 states are accusing the EPA failing to review and ensure emission standards. All this 60 day notice of intent. They're fighting with the it's Alaska, Illinois, Maryland, Massachusetts, Minnesota, all the you know, the usual suspects that are filing suit over this. Also from the BBC threads the Instagram, a j they well it's all by Facebook now because Facebook owns Instagram. So threads launched to rival Twitter this morning. And all you have to do is just like sign in if you feel like it.

Do you really want something another thing that you have to update? I wouldn't I'm just saying Texas is heartbeat act according to new numbers saved 10,000 babies Texas scorecard has a study that was done by researchers at john hopkins and they found that it was about actually over 9,799 more births stick with us more in store, which brings us an amazing segue to this video. So I know you've seen this video. We've watched this video. I am still shocked at how high this chick's voice is. One thing she sounds like Miss Piggy. She does.

So let me break it down. So there's this video where this chick she's on the plane. And she is sitting next to some dude who is in a green hoodie. And there's another video that comes out later and you can see this guy in a green hoodie. And she freaks out on the plane freaks out.

She says that he's not human. And apparently, one of the dudes that was sitting three, this is the story. This is the internet story.

A guy who was sitting three rows behind says that the guy in the green hoodie winked but vertically like, like sliding doors as opposed to a window. So this is so now let's play this video because it's crazy. This is not real. He's not real.

And you can sit on this plane and you can die with them or not. Oh my gosh. She's like, really? Now, Juan says that those gummies were hard. Does that do you actually freak out?

Can you freak out on gummies? I don't know. She really believes what she's saying. Now I have a theory. So there's a multiple several different ways to look at this.

Okay. The first way, let's just look at it the first way. We could say it's my second Occam's razor. Maybe she's high as a kite. Who knows? Maybe as Juan said, she had some hard gummies, you know, and they were she had way too many. And she could just be freaking out. Maybe she took them because she gets anxiety when she flies. Who knows? There's some people like that.

I have friends who freak out when they fly. And she just, you know, was helping herself. It didn't look like anybody was getting off the plane with her. Also just look like it was herself. So I don't know, maybe just, you know, maybe she that and then maybe she had a drink or something with it. Who knows? And she's just crying.

Like so crazy. You don't even want to add the Z. In there for fear. It might draw her attention.

So you just say cry. It could be that. And this poor dude who is pictured in a later video with his green hood up. He just trying to hide from the crazy lady.

Could be. Or maybe he's a lizard dude who winked for who winked vertically. And everyone she's like all freaking out over it.

And some other dude who was sitting three rows back. I don't know how he would have seen but maybe he saw I don't know. And she's like she sees it. Because maybe it's like I said, they at least don't want to reveal themselves to us. Or maybe it's neither of those things.

Maybe it's a Rorschach test, a snapshot of where we are mentally as a society. We so badly want to be distracted that we are willing to entertain the idea that there's a lizard sitting on that plane. And that it's not because she had too many gummies.

It's because he's a lizard. And there's a cover up. Someone's hiding something. Now, it's easy to think that there might be because we have been duped. I mean, there was the thing. We just I mean, there's a story that I have here later on that I'm going to that I was going to discuss how, like for instance, you know, there's this list of side effects that now has been made public. Yes.