Absurd Truth: Dana's Attempt At Not Feeling Sick

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How do you even do that? He hit a female customer with a huge cup of lemonade. He grew irritable when the customer had payment issues and then he tossed a big gulp at her.

And three other customers witnessed it. And apparently he was charged, detained in County Jail felony battery. And he was released. He apparently lives at Clearwater Motel. And now he's, oh, he's got, faces some serious charges because he had a past conviction. He's a pedophile. So, maybe he should, maybe he can accidentally go back to jail and be thrown in gen pop. Just wondering, you know, just wondering.

Yeah, that would be, I'm just saying, just put him in gen pop, that's all. Let's see, this, I got a couple, I can't read. No, that's okay. This, I'm gonna do it. This one.

So this, no, not that one either. This was a Florida Man who robbed two banks in two hours. According to deputies, that's a lot of, that's a lot.

Two banks in two hours. They said it was in Seminole County, Florida. He was arrested. It was in broad daylight. And he's 35 year olds being held at the John E. Polk Correctional Facility with no bond. It all happened Wednesday afternoon.

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Secure your world with Kel-Tec. So we're all trying to not talk about this one bit of audio that we have on the audio list. I know it's a big story, but I legitimately want to vomit.

So because I did actually have someone say you need to spend more time on the chest feeding thing. I'll vomit. I'm not saying that as like a, you know, I'm not. It's not an entertainment thing. I legitimately will puke. I can't deal with it. I have. Okay, so let me tell you this story so you understand my perspective.

It's not that I don't think it's super important. I legitimately will get sick. So I have this tick. I guess you want to call it that. If I see someone vomit, if I, or if they even act like they're going to sometimes, or if they, you know, I will, it's, I mean, it is just I can't stop it.

I don't even think about it. It just happens. I'm going to tell you a horror story.

Okay. One time when my youngest son was a little baby, and he was in this little baby, Bjorn baby carrier, right? And I had my oldest son who was like three and a half, four at the time. We were at the Super Walmart, right? Had to go get some groceries. I got the youngest one some fries, or the oldest one some fries because he likes, you know, he'd sit in the cart and he'd eat his fries or sit under the cart when kids did that. Are they allowed to do that anymore?

I don't know. Eat his fries and I'd go and I'd get groceries. Well, for whatever reason, he got sick and threw up under the cart on himself, and I could not even deal with it. I knew that I had had this.

I've been like this since I was a little kid. And I'm sitting there and I'm looking at my youngest son who threw up some fries on his shirt or my oldest son threw up some fries on his shirt under the cart and I just threw up on the baby that I was wearing. I throw up on my baby all over my baby's head. It was horrible. That's like the third, that wasn't the first time that happened.

It happened two other times too. Like later on in life when I'd be carrying him and I'd be dealing with a sick kid and somebody would, if a dog vomits, I will. I can't handle it.

It will happen without even me being able to control it. Now you're like, Dana, what does that have to do with the story and this mystery audio that you don't want to play? So the chest feeding thing. So we had a listener who sent an email and people vent, you know, and they were outraged. Did you see the story? Blah, blah, blah.

What are they getting? What kind of noxious excretions is the child getting? And I got to stop there because it's already happening. And the way that they were describing it in the email, I actually had to grab my office trash can. It was one of the I was like, Oh, I just couldn't. Oh, it is so nasty. I cannot even get there to discuss it. You know what I mean?

Yes, I do. Your mouth, like your everything gets fuzzy. And you're just like, why is that?

And the sound gets quieter in your ears. And then the next thing you know, you're throwing up and falling on the floor because it's so gross. Or is it just me? It is so nasty. I, I cannot believe that we are having this conversation in this day and age.

It is. I mean, it's one of the crazy and the CDC isn't. The CDC is encouraging literal insanity, like actual craziness. Dudes cannot breastfeed kids. We're not calling it chest feeding. Dudes cannot breastfeed kids. It's the CDC has been that's and they're using your tax to our tax dollars to do this, which is the other thing. It is the craziest thing. They were they were trying to say that whatever males are making is also No, it's not milk. Oh, my ears ring.

Give me a second. I'm not joking. I can't even it's so nasty, guys. I can't. It's so gross.

This is like a professional radio show, but I got my limits. Okay. Mm hmm.

Oh, man is so gross. King. You want to jump in here? I sure don't. Just imagine that. Get a little hair in your mouth. Oh, my gosh. Are you? This is the your dad played at this mic.

He did. I don't like hearing my milk. I'm gonna vomit on it. Stop it.

Oh, golly. Why are we? Why are we we're talking about this?

Because the CDC it's tax dollars. Oh, it's not milk. Oh, I know. It's not. Let's not talk about what it could be. It's gross, but I just can't. I'm gonna need some in you almost.

We're gonna be at that point. I mean, it is your it's your tax dollars. Let's just talk about the economic of it. economics of it real quick. The CDC, which is a tax funded entity, they're recommending that dudes jack themselves up with hormones and everything else.

Chemicals, so that they can artificially engineer some weird liquid to come out of their chest. I don't know. To me, it doesn't feel like this is anything actually not to me. This is what it is. It This has nothing to do with the nutrition of an infant.

This has to do with your satisfaction of having a kid latch on to you. That's what it is. Let's be real.

Let's be real. I mean, you. Oh, my gosh. Are you okay?

Because see, if you if you I kid you not, if you do it, I will ask anybody. You ought to know this. You know this. Oh, I know this. Oh.

Oh, no. This is what our tax money is going to. Does they the CDC was they came out with this and they were encouraging it. The agents Yeah, that's what their thing was. That's that's our tax dollars based on what historical data. None historical data are they going by?

None. I mean, dudes don't have that ability. That's what I can't. So and moms have been I mean, understandably hitting back at the CDC for this because the CDC they were telling people we'll look at the academic the Academy of breastfeeding medicine protocol. And they were trying to break down how men who are men biological men even if they want to cosplay as women.

They come you know have breast augmentation and can chest feed an infant baby. No, they can't. Oh, golly. That's so no, you can't.

You're a freak. Stop it. Stop it. That's this is not there's no you're not the kids not getting any kind of nutritional value from you at all. This is so ridiculous.

It's apps. This is absolutely abusive. This isn't about feeding children. This is about you being a freak. Get mad because I'm much more concerned about the well being of a kid then taking off some grown ass man who wants to cosplay as a woman to the point where they want to do this.

We're not No. And you know, the crazy thing is, is that the FDA, like back in like 20 years ago, we're telling women not to use this drug called Domperidone to increase milk production because it was unsafe for kids. But that's what they're giving dudes who want to identify as women. What kind of I mean, you have to take estradol, what progesterone, this is what they're trying to do.

The Domperidone. I mean, all of this stuff to induce some kind of discharge that you want to call lactation. And you think that's healthy? Are you kidding me?

How was that? That completely defeats the entire purpose of why women choose to breastfeed. This is this isn't about the kids. This is about dudes who want to identify as women and who are expanding their it's a fetish.

I'm just amazed at this. And they act like it's so self sacrificial. I mean, oh my gosh. So I mean, it's you're using I mean, you're using babies as as props is what it is. But it is a fetish. And these guys are they're trying to redefine their fetish as an actual legitimate some kind of nutritional practice. And it's not. And we have got to as a society stop accommodating this ridiculousness. It's not this has nothing to do with health. It has nothing to do with nutrition. It's costs.

It's fetish cosplay. And they're involving kids. And it amazes me. I mean, we, you know, we look back on ancient cultures, and we're like, can you believe that they participated in child sacrifice?

That's what's happening today. And that's what people are doing today continually with kids, whether it's abortion on demand, or whether it's this kind of stuff. It is insane. And people get so upset if you say the obvious, but it is I mean, I think it's it's freakish. And it's and it's they're fetishizing feeding children and it's disgusting. I mean, how is that not criminal? How is it not?

Now? See, it's so gross. That's what do I really don't want to do. I addressed it.

Do I have to play this audio? Oh, man. I'd be fine if you did not. Because this week, it's been about cocaine, chest feeding. And if we play this, oh, no, that's the trifecta. I'm not really interested.

Just to let you know, it's it's audio from it's this dude named Charlotte climber. And I don't really Oh, my gosh, we're gonna have to do it. Aren't we?

This is the last this is the the the trifecta. It's somewhat news. But this is the stuff that we're talking. This was an actual Where was this at?

It was at a q&a that they were having an academic based q&a. Apparently, I mean, we also don't forget, we also had the lady the menstruators thing this week to listen to this. This is what we're dealing with. This is crazy.

I hate everything. I have a really good friend here. Her name is Ellie Langford. And she co wrote a book with at least hope the former president about the history of disinformation and how it's been weaponized by the far right on social issues, specifically on reproductive access. And I've been thinking about this because I love this generation.

I mean, Gen Z and younger are just they're better informed, they're smarter, they're more empathetic, all the things. But every now and then, you know, I'll see something that really concerns me. And there was a there's a tik tok video that went viral, I think, last year. Last year of this young man who was under the impression that women don't actually have a whole team. And yeah, it's like these are things that are very easily solved by just talking to your kids and offering some context or just or just basic sex ed. Right. You know, right. Okay, well, what a note to end on. Yeah, and you helped it.

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Yeah, they like bottled water is actually more expensive. Now, then. That's pretty amazing. SpaceX has a $300,000 flying car. It does kind of look cool.

It looks like a giant Adidas though. It has a range of 200 miles. And they said that their develop FAA officials are developing policies for electrical vertical takeoff and landing evtol as well as regulations and ground infrastructure. But you have to apparently even operate that the FAA is proposing a rule that if you even want a car that flies, you have to become a certified pilot. And that you have to have a pilot's license to do it. I think at some point if they do we really need the flying cars, though?

Really? Can you imagine what that airspace is gonna look like? I mean, have you seen people with drones? Have you seen I mean, it's, it's, I can't even imagine what that would look like. I don't I don't even want to. I just can't problem with parallel parking.

Exactly. cruise ship smacks into San Francisco's Pier 27. Thousands of people were on board.

It remains docked. It smashed into this pier yesterday morning. A spokesperson with Princess Cruises tells the KTVU, the Channel 2 Fox affiliate out there that they were awaiting clearance from the Coast Guard to see if the ship is deemed fit to sail.

As of last night, there was no departure timeframe confirmed. So apparently, I mean, everybody was okay. They had like thousands of guests on it.

Travelers were allowed to get off the ship. Most passengers didn't even know. They had no idea there's anything wrong.

Then nobody felt anything. They're saying that there's a new crisis at the border. Traumatic injuries? caused by falls from the 30 foot wall.

Maybe if you stop scaling it, then you won't fall. There's the thought. We have more in store. Don't go anywhere. People are very particular about how the national anthem is sung.

Are we not? I still say the greatest rendition. One of the greatest ones I've ever heard was Whitney Houston when she did it. Oh my gosh, sweatband and all. She went out there and just rip the roof off. Was there a roof on this stadium?

I don't know. But she did if there was one. It's gone now. It was amazing.

That was like one of the most destroy- it was amazing. If you can't do it like Whitney, then just do it regular. Okay? If you're not Whitney, then just don't do it. Don't do the whoa.

I can't stand that when you have like a jazz run and a one syllable word stop. You don't need to complicate it, right? It's like over seasoning food. You don't need to sometimes you just let the food shine, right?

It's like, oh, if you over-season meat that you're grilling, you got to let the meat shine. You got to let the melody shine. And the anthem is actually one of the most difficult songs to sing. Because all the octaves, all the different ranges, everything else, it's like you have to have a very varied voice. And it's difficult to sing.

Beautiful song. And when it's done right, it's stunning, as you know, Whitney did. Even Chris Stapleton, he's saying it.

It's Chris Stapleton. He's not Whitney. But he did it in his way while still allowing the song, the melody and the meaning to shine is great, right? So you don't have to be have the the vocal cords of Whitney Houston, you can still do it your way.

But the one way that you don't do it is by trying to butcher it on purpose with different words, so that you can make a woke example. And that's what Jill Scott did. She is getting a lot of pushback, which she ought to because this was ridiculous. I mean, it's sad because of how she did it.

But it also is ridiculous because I don't know. I mean, she's been around for a while. She ain't no Whitney.

Oh, I said it. She ain't. And this was her singing the national anthem, but she changed it. She didn't say land of the free. She said blood built this land. Oh, she really redid it. And well, if you want to listen to some of it.

Yeah, Kay made me listen to the whole thing. You did. It's payback. Payback sees Listen to this. Oh, boy. Oh, say, can you see? Okay, that wasn't anything special.

You don't need to like, turn your head over. Oh, you child. Who's? Oh, my gosh. She keeps going.

build this. Okay, I'm done. I can't man I can't I'm gonna like so that was the her version of the anthem. So she changed the words of it entirely. And I just, I mean, if you don't want to sing the anthem, don't sing the anthem. But you don't have to be an ass about it.

And she was. That's some capital B stuff right there. That's ridiculous. I mean, you're sitting here telling people that they are experiencing a suppression that they have not experienced. You're trying to borrow from history to drive a division that enriches you today. That's what this whole grifting cottage industry has become.

I mean, it's, it's, it's insane. I'm going to tell you what, there's no country that's perfect. But I'll be damned if I compare the United States to any other country and act like my country is lacking because it is not. Try to find find one better. Find one better. My gosh, I mean, at least if you're going to go up and do something like that. Good grief. Yes, I it's I'm embarrassed for her.

I'm embarrassed for and that's just shameful. When she decided to preach division, preach division. I mean, constantly, I'm so tired of people doing this. And the people that preach division the loudest are the ones that make the most bank off of it, they get the attention. If you preach, you know what, if you preach unity and peace, it doesn't get any better. That is something that is with the nature of humanity.

And there are actors out there. And I'm talking about performers, operatives, everybody, you got all of these people that it's easier for them to play into the division and the unity because it elevates them. You get to look like you're doing one better, you're pointing something out. You're raising the alarm, the attention is on you.

You get to look like the contrarian thought leader. When you're just pushing division, never offering any solutions, preaching about an oppression you didn't experience. And that wasn't experienced by only one demographic throughout human history. Humanity is just awful altogether. That's why we had to have a savior. Thanks for tuning in to today's edition of Dana Lash's Absurd Truth podcast. If you haven't already, make sure to hit that subscribe button on Apple podcast, Spotify or wherever you get your podcasts.