Absurd Truth: CMT + U switch M/N

Dana Lashes of Sir Truth Podcast sponsored by Kel-Tec. It's his life mission to make bad decisions. It's time for Florida Man. This was a 58 year old Florida man in Boca Raton. He was arrested. This was Friday night because he was so weird.

He's in Palm Beach County jail on $10,000 bond. And he saw a group of four kids walking down the street. He was hiding in the bushes. This guy, this weirdo Brian Wood, 58 years old, was hiding in the bushes, wearing a black shirt with shorts, pulled down in his underwear up. And as the juveniles walked by, I guess he came out of the bushes and said, You aren't real, you're demons.

And then he pulled down his underwear. And then after, the Boca Raton police responded to a 911 caller who's the kid's basketball coach. The kid's basketball coach came to meet with them or came to stay with the kids and wait for the police, Charles Coughlin. And so the coach told the officer that he found Wood less than a half a mile away, where he made the emergency call.

The 58 year old was found and taken into custody. Now Wood says that he said he said he admitted to talking to the juveniles, the kids, but he said he didn't pull his pants down, which we all know is a lie. So I mean, is that how he thinks you solve the demon problem? Just Oh, my gosh. Good grief.

I would totally do this six ways to Sunday. I don't know if y'all saw this or not. But this Florida man. It's a video of a Florida man legit wrestling a black bear who tried to get at his dogs on his porch.

The man Walt Hickox, which is that's a that's a cowboy name if I've ever heard one. He at least one of the man's dogs was on the porch with him. He's hanging out.

I mean, nice evening. You know, he's out on this porch. And it was Daytona Beach. And one of the man's dogs is on the porch with him, a black bear decided to come on over. And then a second predator burst through the door. And that's when he lost his mind and blocked the entrance. And he was able to get his dog get his dog back in the house.

But he was wrestling with this bear on video. They had Florida Fish and Wildlife come out. So that's pretty amazing.

I would totally do that too. I completely Florida man caught a burglar sleeping in his front yard. When you burglar home, aren't you supposed to leave it after Jackson County, Florida, Florida man was prompted to call police he woke up to the very unusual sign of a Florida man sleeping on his front yard. And this was like 530 in the morning deputies got a call from the victim saying that he found a man in the yard. And when the victim tried to make contact with the suspect, the suspect started frantically reaching inside of his vehicle. And the victim had armed himself with a weapon for protection when deputies arrived, they secured the suspect and the victim's weapon. But then they saw all the burglary tools and a mask in plain view, right there in his seat right there in the car. And they found also after a simple search of the vehicle, a crowbar a lockpick gloves, masks, knives, brass knuckles prescription medication not prescribed to the suspect and all kinds of drug paraphernalia. And of course, the perp Charles Carter has a lengthy record he was taken into custody. Left it right out. He fell asleep.

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Okay, came out with a song. And it's called try that isn't it try that in a small town. Yeah, try that in a small town. We all know what that means.

Anybody who's ever been in a small town, we all know what that means. So he came out with a song. He's got this video. And the video I mean, it's not.

I mean, there's nothing in that that's controversial. Here's the some of the lyrics for try that in a small town. He says it starts with sucker punch somebody on the sidewalk carjack an old lady at a red light pull a gun on the owner of a liquor store. You think it's cool? Well act like a fool if you like cuss out of cops bitten his face stomp on the flag and light it up.

Yeah, you think you're tough. Try that in a small town. See how far you make it down the road around here we take care of our own. You cross that line.

It won't take long for you to find out. I recommend you don't. So what's wrong about that? Let me tell you something about small town because my family came from a small town in Missouri. Didn't matter what your background was. There's just something about small town mentality that small town people stick together. And people who've never been to a small town, people who don't know small towns, people have no experience with small towns, they don't get this.

It doesn't matter who you are or where you're from. I saw the story of this ice cream shop owner in Oakland. He got held up three times at gunpoint one week in Oakland. That wouldn't happen in a small town.

They get their ass beat. They lay down in in Iron County, Missouri. And it was you know, the one gas station on this stretch of road for quite some time. And it was a popular place for you know, the canoers to stop hunters to stop people things like that. Had some snacks and stuff like that inside.

It was a pretty small pretty small gas station. And she never really saw anything that, you know, got funny. Everybody's pretty well behaved. Although she was a tall woman and mean. And word is she kept a pistol.

By the register. And she's mean enough. She pistol whip you in the street.

If you try to get go sideways with her, she would not put up with it. And I remember one time I was at my grandma's house. And they're getting ready. This is this is how long ago this was. I was I was I was young. I was young enough to still have a bedtime.

And I remember Johnny Carson was on it was Johnny Carson or it was Jay Leno and his hair was still dark. And I had some cousins that stopped by grandma's house and they were getting ready to go to the gas station. Because there apparently were some teens from another town.

And they were getting drunk in the parking lot and causing problems. So what ends up happening? You call you call some family and they come run them off and take care of it.

You just, you know, takes care of itself. Cousin stop gave you told grandma good night because that's what you do. And then they went to the gas station to help out my aunt. I didn't even ask questions. Grandma didn't either.

Just this is how it went. No harm, no foul. But it got taken care of. Because people don't you don't need big government and people are supposed to look out for themselves. Maybe in some way they're supposed to look out for themselves.

Instead of bitching and moaning about why there is no lie in his song. Maybe, maybe people in the media ought to report on why that is. Why is that?

Why is it that there is this difference in how people take care of themselves and care for themselves? Another interesting story. Because everyone thinks that it has to do with white and black and it doesn't. Now the town where my family comes from, it's not entirely diverse. Now there are black Americans, there's, you know, a one family that was in the town.

And the son would, you know, ran around with, you know, my cousins and everybody else. Everybody was all friends and ran around. And there's a story of there was a dust up at the tavern. It was not a bar. It's not a pub. It's a tavern.

Millennials will not be able to do that. Never understand that concept. And the, my cousin's black friend who family lived in the town was insulted. And they, they took care of the offender. I'll put it like that.

There's a little dust up. Now I think cops had to be called on that one. But I'm just saying, it doesn't matter.

Small town, they stick up for each other. That's just the way it is. And I'm just, I just my jaw drops when these people don't understand this. And I was reading all the lyrics in Jason Aldean's song, right? There is not a single anything in there that would lead anyone or suggest anyone to think that this is anything about race. Because the people that are making it about race themselves are the racists. You know, he's sitting here saying in this song, that this, you know, if you do some of the stuff that you see, you know, Robin, like I just told you, the guy in Oakland, Robin, the ice cream store owner in Oakland, or trying to carjack somebody, that is not going to go over in a small town.

And word travels faster than the internet in a small town. Now progressives are desperate to make this about race, to deflect from the ugly reality that the majority of the areas that were destroyed and burned down by their violent riots, were predominantly black communities. Y'all remember the picture of that guy in Minneapolis, setting on fire?

What did he set? He set some kind of courthouse or something on fire. He was a far left commie progressive white writer. And there were photos like that in Nashville, where we're from in St. Louis and Ferguson. There is a there there are all these white progressive commie activists in Chicago that go out and I'm not saying that they weren't black activists, they were white progressives, they were white progressives. Or rioters that didn't burn anything down. But it's the progressive mentality that does this.

And it's the progressive mentality. That's those are the people, those are the politicians that act like they care about minorities the most, but yet they were out there cheering and bailing people out who were burning down historically black owned businesses. You know, all the media that was in Ferguson, do you think they were telling the story of all the black businesses that have been burned down?

What was the one barbecue place when the third generation owned, had been burned to the ground by them? Those riots in Ferguson? I mean, there are stories like this all over the United States. It's amazing how these hustlers care about race.

When Jason Aldean comes out with a song that doesn't have anything to do with it. But yet they don't, when their mentality, their ideologies burning down black communities all over the United States in the name of some BS progressive lack of justice. I don't call it justice. It's an absence of justice. Their words are opposite.

That's what this is. And then you got Sheryl Crow. The only thing that we have in common is we're both from Missouri and both our families are from southern Missouri. I don't know, she came out there and was I haven't cared what she thought since never. She came out, because country music TV, CMT, again, just add a U and switch out the M&N, I don't care what she thought since never, she came out because country music TV, CMT, again, just add a U and switch out the M&N.

They pulled, I mean it, they pulled Aldean's music video because everybody was outraged. And so you get Sheryl Crow out there. And she says, I'm from a small town. By the way, Sheryl Crow hasn't lived in a small town for decades. She went to LA. She went to the big city. This chick has made her career off of claiming that she's from a small town while crapping all over it. Every chance she gets. I get so tired of hearing this.

At some point, you've lived out of a small town long enough that you ain't part of it anymore. But here she comes. She's she found a way to be relevant. Here comes Sheryl Crow with her overly filtered Twitter picture. She found a way to be relevant, guys.

She Oh, wait, I can talk about this. She comes she goes in and says, quote, I'm from a small town. Even people in small towns are sick of violence. There's nothing small town or American about promoting violence. You should know that better than anybody having survived a mess.

Shooting. This is not American our small town like it's just lame. I know what town she comes from my town smaller than the town she came from. And guess what? And the time she comes from they do the same damn thing.

It's funny. She quote tweeted Shannon Watts, the queen of filler. Who's desperately trying to look you know what she made fun of my leather jacket.

Do not correct me. She's desperately trying to look like Lana Del Rey. It's disturbing. You know how like when you see like Lana Del Rey, and then you see like the great value version.

It's very frightening. But she was out there going after Jason Aldean. And then she tried to take credit for getting the video pulled off CMT. I'm not even kidding. Somebody needs to tell that silly cow that Aldean's single is number one on our list. Number one on all the charts. It's number one download.

It's number one, but it's number one now. I think that Shannon Watts lady has been a paid Bloomberg stooge for so long that she actually believes that she has impact without being propped up by a billionaire. Did she go back to Monsanto? So she could defend the forever chemical chemicals and water?

Because that she the only thing that that she knows that Watts knows about rural America is how to defend the makers of toxins like Roundup that poison them. Might want to all check yourselves. We got a lot more on the way because CMT caving on this that way. Do they still show videos?

Number one, like did they show those videos? I Who knew? But I'm so done with this.

I am so done. I was telling my son because my son's like, I don't know why this is such a big story. And I'm like, you know why it's a big story. Because country music is is one of the few remaining icons of like, or I stereotypical icons of conservative thought left. And the it's like, you know how in previously when you would have war and you would, you know, like you would have Islamic factions that would, you know, like tear down a church and put a mosque on the site. I mean, Istanbul is Constantinople.

We all know the song. It's kind of the same way culturally with us. It is progressives and the modern day Jacobins that are that are going after these avatars of what they think are conservative representation and they want to tear them down. That's what that's what a lot of this is. It's why they go after NASCAR.

So they go to football. It's why they've gone after country music now for forever. And now all of the news you would probably miss. It's time for Dana's quick five. Apparently, according to the hill, Chuck Schumer is proposing new UFO legislation.

It's a bipartisan effort along with five other senators. I don't care. I don't care. Impeach Mayor Garland. They said it's non human intelligence.

Everyone's talking about how stunning it is. And it's I suddenly don't care about anything else they do unless they vote to impeach him. And then the Senate tries it. Right.

Right. I don't care if it's an alien can come down from the sky in its little aircraft. And it can say take it, take it. Take us to your leader. And I will say, wait a minute, hold up, because we're going to try a impeachment first. So sit the hell down back in your little spaceship, Martian.

Go ahead. Chill. Chill out, little Martian. Maybe they're not little. You don't know. That's also a sidebar.

Great rap name, little Martian. Humans, ancestors, dogs, bats may have coexisted with dinosaurs. According to a study, I thought that this was already kind of known.

This is peer reviewed research published in current biology. And they use statistical analysis of fossils to determine whether or not placental mammals lived before dinosaurs extinctions. And they're looking at fossils of placental mammals. They've been finding rocks that date less than or fewer than 66 million years. This is after a time when after when the asteroid hit the earth causing mass extinction. So I just always thought that humans and dinosaurs I wasn't that already kind of developed like wasn't already kind of figured out. I mean, at least I thought so.

I just thought it was anyway. Also, this comes from a couple different sources. Bob Iger is reportedly this is the rumor going around a lot of people a lot of credible people believe it is reportedly apparent preparing to sell Disney according to rumors about this transaction. This is after the story coming out that he was looking to put their television assets up. But apparently they're trying to you know, they're they've had acquisitions like Pixar, Marvel, Lucasfilm, etc. But the streaming business is expected to register a loss about 800 million.

And they're just ended third quarter. And so now it's they're looking at maybe perhaps selling it. So I don't maybe it's Apple because there's been a lot of discussions, a lot of rumors about Disney selling to Apple.

We'll see. But one headline said Bob Iger shifts from building an empire to a Disney yard sale. That's that's appropriate, though.

I don't feel bad for him. And Joe Biden is looking to now crack down on dishwashers, although it is facing some opposition regulations targeting dishwaters. It's the Competitive Enterprise Institute, which has been pushing back. The DOE wants to tighten energy and water efficiency to make everything suck and not get clean.

That's just let's just long story short. So coming up, the hearing is underway whistleblower x has been ID Mayor garland light under oath stick with us. We had some cultural we're talking about 2024. We're getting into some foreign policy had some cultural issues as well. With it, we've been talking about the trans issue in the military.

And also this going after tech. There's one headline that I wanted to bring up as it related to the tech issue because I saw this was from the Texan. The I saw this right after I saw the letter of Elizabeth Warren demanding that the SEC investigate must because he owns Twitter.

So goofy. So x Corp, which Elizabeth Warren didn't have a problem with Elon Musk owning. They're suing a bunch of Dallas john doe's for allegedly scraping Twitter data. You remember when they had the weird thing there for like 24 hours where you couldn't, like access more than, you know, a certain amount of tweets. So now they have there's a story that's come out, it says for john doe's have allegedly been scraping Twitter for data processing facilities.

And that's what Musk said prompted tweet, reading limitations. And that they're the lawsuit was filed against john doe's one through four. And I guess they're trying to discover the individual identities. So they said that each of them contracted with businesses in Dallas County that maintain data processing facilities, and they've allegedly been unlawfully scraping data associated specifically with Texas residents. Is that creepy?

That's creepy in it. And that the scraping is a form of unauthorized data collection. And it uses automation and they harvest its data harvesting, and they use it through like mobile applications, etc. And they they they've been placing millions of requests that tax the capacity of servers and pair experience of actual users, etc. So they've been trying to identify them by their IP addresses. And they they saw all of this large volumes of requests reporting according to the Texan to Twitter's website that exceeded what any single individual could send. And they were flooding the signup pages with automated requests.

So that, I mean, it sounds like he was being targeted, obviously, but why just I got a million questions, like just specifically Texas. It's very interesting. So it's a real, they're going to it's going to be kind of a test to see how data scraping is going to be handled in courts, because it's obviously the first lawsuit of its kind from x Corp. And it's going to be the real the real first test for this. So this is interesting. In 2022, the US Ninth Circuit of Appeals reaffirmed a previous decision that it wasn't illegal to, to scrape publicly accessible data.

But prior to that, they found that it can be considered unjust enrichment under Texas common law. So that's that when that's when they introduced the limitations on tweet reading, to try to combat that, because apparently they were trying to scrape every tweet ever made in a short period of time. That's what he had said on social. It's so weird that they're that that he is like targeted as though he is some big conservative or some big Republican because he's not.

He just that's how terrifying the concept of just being able to speak freely is to status. So on this, I have the letter to from Warren that she sent out late yesterday afternoon, to the SEC, the investigation into Tesla over time. And she was questioning in this, the impacts negative impacts, she acts like she cares about Tesla shareholders. I thought she hated corporations. Didn't she hate corporations? Wait, does she like them now?

I'm curious. She said the board doesn't appear to have adequately disclosed concerns about issues to investors, etc. Under she's trying to tell him how to run his company. Who do you ask? Who watches the watchman? Who watches the watchman? Who's the watchers? Who investigates the SEC?