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It's time for Florida Man. He was involved in a criminal mischief lewd battery involving a victim age 12 to 15 years old. Well, if you're looking at the simulcast of the radio program, Juan threw it out there.

It's Hernando County Sheriff's Office. Oh, it's because of his insane face tats. That's he, he has like the harlequin marks on his eyes. And then he's got, I don't know, I guess it's supposed to be like where his bone would go for his top jaw. I don't know. So eating licorice?

What is that? I don't even know. It's they're just bad.

They're just bad. At least he doesn't have no ragrats on his neck. You know? Yeah, no regards or ragrats.

Yeah. So anyway, he was sent back to jail. One day, you're in jail for a decade, one day, and then you go back. Because you immediately are breaking the law. They said that he his GPS tracker, they noticed it had been at the same 711 for a real long time. They thought it was suspicious. And so they found that he had removed it, and it put it in the trash. So then they got a call about an overdose less than a mile down the street, and it was him. He immediately gets out, takes off his ankle bracelet and goes and overdoses.

Chimney Christmas. So he's back. He's back in a Florida man was arrested for selling fentanyl disguised as ADHD. Oh my gosh, it was actually fentanyl.

This is terrifying. People I didn't realize that people abuse ADHD medication. Like to the extent to which they do. I didn't know that. Like they use it.

Yeah, they use it like as like an upper or something. The suspect, Jaquan Jones McCreary, was arrested and charged with trafficking of fentanyl. They showed a photo of the pills. They found 43 and a half orange tablets that weigh over 18 grams.

That's holy. Wow, that that could kill everybody. Oh my gosh, that is so dangerous. So they say drug dealers may tell you they're selling real meds, but these homemade press pills can be filled with fentanyl.

I mean, at that point, how would you not, if he's got the intent to distribute, how is that also wouldn't it also be like, you know, some kind of murder charge or attempted murder, because one of those pills would kill somebody, like you're giving them death, you're giving them death. That's what there's there's that's it. Because only a tiny fraction of that is all it takes to kill somebody. Wow, that's terrifying.

Absolutely terrifying. Also, Florida pants are seeking 15 million after their daughter was disfigured and scarred by a hot chicken nugget in Florida. Why the parents handed their child their child a their four year old a piping hot nugget.

A little baby tendy. Nobody knows. The Broward jury jury found upchurch foods and McDonald's liable for burns. They said she was severely burned by chicken nugget. She's disfigured and scarred. They said that McDonald's was negligent. Do the parents have any though, like responsibility in any of this?

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Secure your world with Kel-Tec, Kel-Tec weapons.com. Marjorie Taylor Greene, they went after her yesterday. Whoo boy. So this was after we were off air. This was early evening.

This was what, maybe like almost five o'clock yesterday. And Marjorie Taylor Greene was speaking at the hearing. And you know, sometimes they, you know, lawmakers bring visual aids and things like that. And that's exactly what she did. Audio soundbite too. She displayed, they, now these images were censored on the poster board. I want to make that clear. They were censored. They didn't show no bits and pieces. But here she's displaying images and talking about what's happening during the hearing yesterday.

Listen. Mr. Chairman, of Hunter Biden making sex, excuse me, this is my time, making pornography. Should we be displaying this, Mr. Chairman, in the committee? The little lady's time has expired and went two and a half minutes over.

Mr. Mokume wants two and a half minutes. He can have it if he wants to yield some to Ms. Ocasio-Cortez. They were so mad. And by the way, we had to, we had, DirecTV was going to complain if we didn't. So I would have, I would have just shown you. You know why?

Because if you can't show it in Congress, why in the hell is that stuff in our kids books? Oh, you think I'm joking? It's not. Like, it literally, it's just interesting.

I don't know if it's on purpose or not. But the images that she showed on that poster board were literally, I mean, the large one that you could easily see was literally, like the real life image of the stuff that she showed on that poster board. That's in the book Genderqueer that's been in middle school libraries across America. And my friend whose child attends Keller, the ISD in Keller, found it, not online, in the library, physically brought the copy home. She's 13. It was a graphic novel about pornography. So I don't want to hear this. And she sent pictures everywhere. In fact, some of the pictures that are being shared online of that page of that book are the ones she posted on Facebook.

So don't tell me that they're not good. I mean, and that's just one of a whole handful of stuff where it's like that I was sharing some of the I can get some of the stuff I can't. I mean, I went right up to the line yesterday with some of the stuff that because there were progressives who didn't believe it.

But I made this point yesterday about Marjorie Taylor Green. I'm like, well, hold up here. They were all flipping out. They were so mad. Can you believe they were saying it was revenge porn.

Did you see that hot take? I mean, he's the one who posted it online. The difference is that, you know, his was censored.

So she shows this. And I mean, it's censored on the thing. And what you know why it's it's germane to all of this because I hope it didn't escape your attention that that at several instances, and there are receipts on this that have already been publicly posted, Joe Biden had to pay his hooker bill. You guys remember when that came out one of the hearings? He Joe Biden had to pay the S for the escort services of Hunter Biden. Was he using laundered money to do it?

I'm curious. That's not an accusation that is recorded fact. With receipts that had been published. Just because there's a media blackout on it doesn't mean I'm going to go along with people's you know, the fantasy that it doesn't exist. And, I mean, it's, it is I just the reaction that everybody had. Oh, my gosh, it's, you know, for all the people who were mad about it, there were some Republicans who thought it was beyond the pale shut up. They weren't any different from the images in the books that the left is demanding that kids read in schools. Like the one of him who was being he was being serviced by some woman that was literally one of the pages out of genderqueer. And by the way, the images she showed were censored.

The ones in the kids books are not. So if it's not okay for Congress, those same people who are flipping out about it, you know, the same people who insisted the P tape that never existed was real. So where's their opposition to this stuff being shown to kids in schools? I mean, and those, and then parents who objected because they wanted to be made aware of what their kids were had access to, and they wanted to be able to weigh in on whether or not it was age appropriate.

They were called terrorists, and they were surveilled by the FBI. Wow. Somebody should write a book about hunters illicit drug use. And, you know, like give it the genderqueer treatment, but like the graphic novel style. I mean, they have books like flamer.

I don't even know if you I saw the images I can't even the text I definitely can't. Some of these books that they have in middle school libraries are, I mean, it's unbelievable. But you know, you can't show it on congressional floor. It's crazy.

No, I'm glad she did. I'm tired of pretending that this isn't happening. I'm tired of pretending that the white trash family that is in the White House isn't exactly what I described them as. And now all of the news you would probably miss. It's time for Dana's quick five. Stop it.

You know, she has a sister named Madison and it's like SYN. The headline is should you be boycotting movie theaters starring the SAG and WGS stocks? No, you shouldn't.

Anyway, I answered it like I saved you a click. Also, there's a lawsuit that says that somebody's filing suit because their Thai food was too spicy. I'm not even kidding you. It's a spicy appetizer in Los Gatos called Dragon Balls at Koota Thai and it's at the center of a lawsuit filed by this woman who says the dish caused severe chemical burns to her vocal cords. Her esophagus, her right nostril. Did you snort it?

How does this happen? It's described as spicy chicken balls with mint, shallot, green onion, cilantro, lime leaf and all this stuff. It's spicy. Yeah, if it says spicy on any kind of Thai menu, that means it's going to set your head on fire. If it's like mild or no seasoning, then it's going to be spicy.

If you're not used to eating spicy food, then it's going to be spicy. So I mean, learn. Let's see. Kids that are entering the country illegally apparently are bringing tuberculosis, at least in a number of different sites. According to the Washington Times, they're saying that these kids that are being brought illegally across the border, we're talking young kids, with tuberculosis infections have actually increased. They've released into 44 states and it's actually increasing the number of TB infections.

What? They said 2,500 kids with latent infections were released into 44 states over the past year. That's a court ordered report on how Health and Human Services under Xavier Becerra, we're going to talk about this here coming on next segment, is treating kids.

126,000 total were released indicating an infection rate of one in 50. That's terrifying and incredibly sad that man, good heavens. And now DOJ. DOJ is apparently now looking into how Texas is dealing with illegal entrants. We're going to talk about that coming up.

Stick with us. A couple of other things. As I was telling you, I sent out a piece this morning on the whole situation with Jason Aldean.

So I think it's a I'm pulling the story up because I have it if you'll forgive me for a moment. I think it's ABC that's not moving. Grand Ole Opry.

And I love how all of the progressives who have to Google even had the correct spelling of that name. They they were trying to push on them to cancel. He's got like a date coming up a performance date in August. And I they were trying to all of these Karen, these rage mob people, they were trying to push back and trying to trying to get the opry to cancel him. But so far, it looks CMT pulled his video from rotation, but he's number one on all the charts. And ABC, I think is standing ground. So not everybody's I mean, I think that they finally I don't think it's working the way that they wanted to.

I don't think it is. So people are blasting ABC because ABC aired it at CMA Fest 2023. And they were they got blasted for it. And so that was yesterday they played it. They and they they played a song he they he performed it.

It was pre taped at Nissan Stadium in Nashville. And people are like, Oh, it's it's divisive. It's there's nothing. There's nothing. It's pro lynching. I don't even know where they get that from. That's them projecting on to Aldine.

Because there was nothing. Oh, leave it to progressives. If a conservative or Republican or somebody who is just not them condemns violence, then you're apparently encouraging it. They have to this is their whole shtick. They are they're desperately trying to rewrite and rewire the public perception on this as a way to dodge responsibility and accountability. They want to rewire how you perceive this with performative outrage.

That's what this is. And again, I've said, I said this yesterday, they're so desperate to make this about race, because he mentioned he condemned the violence from rioting and the violent crime rate in generationally run Democrat cities. They have to try to make this about race somehow, so that they can dodge that, you know, these, it was the Democrat controlled cities that are most affected by crime.

It was black communities that were damaged most with these progressive riots. But I do think it's funny that this song came out in May, you know, and progressives are such huge country music fans that they're only just now discovering it. Thanks for tuning in to today's edition of Dana lashes absurd truth podcast. If you haven't already made sure to hit that subscribe button on Apple podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts.