Absurd Truth: Don't Tread On Middle Schoolers

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Dana Lashes of Sir Truth Podcast, sponsored by Kel-Tec. It's his life mission to make bad decisions. It's time for Florida Man. A naked Florida man was arrested after attempting to break into some Kissimmee homes in Florida. A bizarre naked Florida man. He was, according to WFTV, a homeowner woke up to... Now remember, the last one we had was a guy on the front porch. This is a whole different naked man on somebody's ring cam. He's on the back patio. He's different from the fellow last week.

So they wake up, check the ring camera, back patio door, and there's a naked man on the back patio. And he's involved in some activities of a solitary sort. And this wasn't apparently the first place that he did it either. He was in someone else's backyard on the same night, and those people also called authorities. So authorities got two different calls about this guy, and he was captured.

Giovanni Alagraz. And he tried to run away naked in the neighborhood. That doesn't sound like that's a fun thing to do. But yeah, he was taken into custody.

I mean, not once. So the guy that we had last week was in the front porch. This one's in the back porch. I can't believe I have to sit here and differentiate because there's that many, but here we are.

All right. Can we just I don't know why this is needed, but Floridians are advised. And we're praying for everybody in Florida, by the way, with the hurricanes coming. Floridians are advised, please do not wrestle the armadillos unless it's necessary. I love how that caveats onto that because they're talking about leprosy.

You know, armadillos carry leprosy, which I literally didn't even know until like, you know, it's Hansen's disease. And apparently this is something that they're still like they're there every year. I think they have to tell people this, but they're like, look, you know, there's some just stop it unless it's necessary. Unless you've got a cat, you get it off of something, just leave it alone. That's what they're telling people.

But they suggest that it's endemic, this disease in Florida. This isn't the first year that we've talked about this or the first time we've talked about it. I just think that's kind of interesting. Unless it's necessary.

Unless it's necessary. That's what that's all y'all need to know. This Florida man was arrested and charged with killing his sister over an electric bill. OK. Orange County sheriff, they said that Roby Severe, that's his name.

Of course it is. He admitted to killing his sister after they he engaged in an argument with her over the electricity bill. He killed his 40 year old sister, Miguel Brown, and he was arrested, taken into custody. And he admitted to it, according to Local 10. He said he did it and didn't really seem to show any kind of remorse.

He also faces charges of first degree murder and aggravated battery, according to the Orange County records. I just feel like there's probably a number of different ways to solve that problem. Also, a couple of others here. No, I'm not going to do that one. Not doing this one either.

Well, do I want to do this one? Is he clothed? Hang on.

I just got to check. OK, so this guy, a Florida man faces a strangulation charge because he choked his brother over a travel expense. What?

I don't know. That's just what the story is. This guy's facing charges of felony domestic assault. He got mad that him and his brother were arguing over travel expenses.

Broward County. And they responded to a report of an alleged domestic battery. And this guy had been beaten up by his brother and strangled. It was an 80 year old versus, I think, like another 70 something year old. So does the whole like charges against the elder because isn't like a crime against somebody over 60 or something like that.

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So take care of your liver with Liver Health Formula and get a free bonus gift at GetLiverHelp.com slash Dana. Speaking of schools, I got to share this story with you. This makes me so mad. I'm just, oh boy. If this was my sweet precious little baby boy. The sweetest little boy.

He is so sweet. He's got his little haircut. Look how big his backpack. If you're watching this simulcast, look how big his backpack is on his back. God love him.

He is so adorable. So he had a patch. He has a number of patches on his backpack and he had one little bitty one. And it was a Gadsden flag. And this kid was they tried to get him in trouble with the with the dress code. They were trying to say in this email, the rationale for determining the Gadsden flag is considered an unacceptable symbol. They said that it had to do with white supremacy groups.

It is a military authorized flag. And they said that it's associated with hate groups. And then they linked to this.

Let me pull this up. Some stupid piece written by some moron over at a website that I don't even think is accurate. I don't think this is a real website. It's so goofy.

This is like trying to really try to cherry pick his reasoning here. And they link to this thing where they say, oh, this this. Who is this guy? Let me pull this up.

This freelance editor, Jeff Angles. This is who this is. And they claim that it's oh, it is it's a hate symbol and it's related to white supremacy groups, patriot groups, I guess, because they're trying to look at like what, patriot groups, as though that's like the same thing. They're trying to conflate them and saying that this this is his evidence. Like this is what I you know, it's a symbol of intolerance and hate. Here's, you know, et cetera.

So this this little boy, he's so adorable. He wanted to stand up for his beliefs. So he got kicked out of class and then he asked his mom to take him to the news station. The news station didn't want to do an interview. The director was saying that the rule that they claimed that this boy broke, quote, it had to do with a piece of clothing accessory, et cetera, that had to had to do with drugs, tobacco, alcohol or weapons or something. That's that's basically what they were saying.

It's because they it it has to do with their politics is what it is. So there's video and documents like they took video. He's a seventh grader. It's Vanguard Secondary School.

His name is Jayden. And they they took video. They were in this meeting with the principal or this is sorry, the assistant school counselor, Nicole Longhofer. And they were saying, no, that's that Gadsden flag. It's associated with white supremacy and slavery and the slave trade.

And Vanguard Secondary School is in as part of the Harrison School District two in Colorado Springs, Colorado. And they said that Jayden has to remove the patch from his backpack or basically he can't go to class. And then they said, well, you can just take everything out of your backpack and carry it and carry those things around yourself. But you can't have that patch on. It's a military authorized flag. And they they literally said on video, we can't have that.

It's a very long video. They said that they can't have that flag around other kids. That's what they said. They can't have that flag around other kids. It's just it's, you know.

And the parents, they correct her. They said it's literally one of our standards. We flew it in the War of Independence, for crying out loud. It literally had nothing to do with slavery. But this moronic school doesn't know the difference, apparently, between the Gadsden flag and the Confederate flag. They have no ideas about any of the flags. I mean, the Gadsden flag, a military authorized flag. You guys know it. The yellow flag with the snake.

No step on snake. And it's the it's I mean, it was a military standard. It's authorized. It flew during the War of Independence.

Oh, my gosh. It was named for a Brigadier General in the Continental Army, Charles Gadsden. And it was I mean, the whole point of it. It was it was at the the the 13 colonies unity, the unity of the colonies. And the whole point of it was a message to the British saying FAFO. That's the whole point of the flag.

Don't violate our individual liberties. That's the point. Or the single rise up. That's the whole point. That's the point of it had nothing to do with slavery. Oh, my gosh. But that's not what the school was saying. So they cited the Equal Employment Opportunity Commission and they said, we've determined the Gadsden flag is an unacceptable symbol. How much you want to bet, Cain, the school's teaching about genderqueer and all of the other books.

There's like a million titles, by the way. If we had a rainbow patch, he'd have been. Oh, my gosh. Yeah. You've been green lighted.

I mean, grade. So they there's I mean, I'm just it's infuriating. This is so infuriating.

And they I mean, this is, I think, a violation not only of his free speech, but it's also abusive. Now, Jared police weighed in. Jared police tweeted this morning, quote, Obviously, the Gadsden flag is a proud symbol of the American Revolution and an iconic warning to Britain or any other government to not violate the liberties of Americans. It appears on popular American medallions and challenge coins through today.

And Ben Franklin also adopted it to symbolize the union of the 13 colonies. It's a great teaching moment for a history lesson. Jared police said that so good on him for saying this. But I think they need to calm down like a stack of bricks on that school because that's ridiculous.

He's a Democrat. So good on Jared police for saying that. But this is insane. This this this kid, I feel so bad for him.

So now they're trying to get the word out. But the NBC affiliate didn't think it was a good enough story. But he was kicked out of his class. 12 year old Jane kicked out of his class. So what I mean, I feel like this, these educational officials, I feel like these teachers and this counselor are too stupid to be in an academic environment in which they're in charge of children. This is just abusive.

Good on this kid for standing up. You know how many kids are just, I think, are too afraid to do that? Because this is this is what you're conditioned to do. You're conditioned to be too afraid to speak up. You're conditioned to be afraid to stand up for yourself and your beliefs.

Otherwise, you'll get canceled. So this kid was in the right. Good grief.

This is a case of homeschooling or private school if I ever saw one. Ridiculous. Just ridiculous.

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That's K-E-L-T-E-C weapons.com. And now all of the news you would probably miss. It's time for Dana's quick five. According to the Guardian, a live worm was found in an Australian woman's brain in a world first discovery. She complained of forgetfulness and depression. Oh, it's a worm, a round worm that they normally find in pythons. And the neurosurgeon, it was eight centimeters long and I'm done with the story. It's disgusting.

She had a lot of symptoms. It's gross. Oh, I can't do it. That's it.

That's not for that story. My mouth is numb talking about it. This is horrible.

So gross. Also, Eminem sent a cease and desist after Vivek Ramaswamy tried to rap with Lose Yourself. And I'm waiting for Wooly Willy to send a cease and desist to Eminem because of that beard. You know, the magnetic thing that you drag the little shards of metallic bits and you put them on Wooly Willy's bald face, right? It's the same thing.

It's the same. Come on. You know that he did like beard for men or something like that. Beard growth for men. It doesn't even look natural.

Stop. Doesn't. Laughter can heal a broken heart like literally. According to a cardiac health study from the New York Post, they say that scientists in Brazil set out to prove that laughter therapy can improve cardiovascular health and use symptoms of heart disease. And in fact, that is what they found. They said laughter therapy can be implemented in institutions and health systems for patients at the risk of heart. So comedy, basically, right?

That's why we need comedy. This, let's see, this mask study that was published by NIH suggests that N95 COVID masks may expose the people who wear them to dangerous levels of toxic compounds. And these toxic compounds have been linked to seizures and all kinds of cancer. They've been linked to cancer, all kinds of stuff. It was a very quietly reshared study from the National Institute of Health.

It was this spring. It suggested that the masks will and it was done at Jeonbuk National University in South Korea. And they looked at two different types of medical grade masks. They said that these masks release chemicals and that they're eight times the recommended safety limit of what they call TVOCs or toxic volatile organic compounds.

And when you inhale it, it's linked to health issues like headaches and nausea and then the prolonged and repeat exposure. That's really been, that's even worse. It gets serious after that.

Very serious. So this 5,000 pilots, according to MSN, are suspected of hiding major health issues and most are still flying. This has to do with, some people are saying it has to do with the Vax. Federal authorities were investigating 5,000 pilots suspected of falsifying medical records to conceal that they were receiving benefits because some of it has to do with heart issues, too. I was hearing that from a friend who's, that's a pilot's all I'm going to say. But they say that there's some things that make it unfit for them to fly and they're hiding it, although you're required to disclose it by law. Speaking of law, coming up, the AG of Missouri, he won in court defending against puberty blockers.

We'll talk next. Does the White House see any connection with the changes that the Florida governor has made in teaching about African-American history to the kind of violence that we saw in Jacksonville? That's one of the dumbest things that I've ever heard. A reporter asked at this White House press conference yesterday, saying, well, you know, the changes in teaching on black history in Florida, this guy apparently is clueless that Florida actually has mandated teaching on black history with the Stop Woke Act. But does this guy, so does this reporter think that graphic pornography in cartoon form in children's books, like literal children, like under the age of 16 in their libraries, it's a real thing? What does that have to do with black history? You creeper. Welcome back to the show.

Dana Lashar, top of this third hour. I'm sorry, but if you're asking this type of stupid question, and you're pretending that this kind of pornography that's in kids' schools is actual education, are you a pedophile? Because that's what a pedophile would say.

For real. What do you mean? I mean, so they're sitting here, they're actually thinking that by not teaching kids how to use strap-ons in junior high and elementary school, because that's what was included in at least two of the books that were pulled.

Because parents are like, that's a little age inappropriate, you know, I mean, sorry, but if you're not going to be able to listen to Wu-Tang in elementary and junior high, then how in the hell are you going to be listening, like reading, you know, the age appropriateness is the point. But I mean, that's what that, so is this guy saying that not being able to teach kids about strap-ons and graphic sex in elementary and junior high, that that caused the Nazi to go and shoot people? That's what he just said. That's what he said.

I don't really want to know his name, but I do, that reporter. But that's, that's dumb. That's what I would have said in return. But I'm like, wait, so you're telling me that you think that teaching always, you know what, I would, I hope that in the future, Republican administrations have just copies of those books and those photos ready to go. Because I want to see how many networks can't show the images that you show up at the podium of what your, of the stuff that they're saying is actual academic, like bring the big giant stack of books with all the stuff in it. And just, you know, throw it up there. Just throw it up there.

Just have a big old poster board. You couldn't even show it. You couldn't even show it. We can't show it to you. We'd get in trouble.

We could pull off DirecTV. I just, I'm just curious. That has nothing to do with it. That's what they've been, they're trying to do this thing with, they're, they're, Republicans were very successful last election, and in Florida, particularly, Republicans were very successful, because a lot of black parents were kind of fed up with everything being closed. A lot of people all over the country. That's why so many people were going to Florida, and all families, and particularly minority families. They didn't like the CRT stuff. They didn't like that.

They wanted actual education. And so you had a lot of non-tradition, Republican voters that voted Republican the last election, and Democrats are desperately trying to figure out how they can drive a wedge in there. They, because remember, Joe Biden said that you're not authentically black if you don't vote for him. If you don't vote Democrat, that's what Democrats have been telling minorities for, for eons. You're not authentically a woman. You're not authentically gay. You're not authentically whatever, anything, you know, black, Asian, whatever. Actually, I don't think they care about Asian Americans. You're not any of those things unless you vote Democrat.

They want to own and have a patent on the identity politic so that they can use it, claim it as their voting block. And as Kane noted, the Jacksonville killer left school in 2020. And also the Jacksonville killer. I mean, this dude had been involuntarily committed. There's all kinds of stuff, but I just failed to see how removing those age-inappropriate books next to Nazi go shoot people. I failed to see I mean, are you telling me that strap-ons are just like that's part of the authentic, you know, that's part of what's going on in the United States? You know, black culture experience.

I'm just curious, Kane. I mean, you're dying over there, but this is what they're saying. But they don't have that.

Go on, say it. This is what this content is. This is what it is.

This is what they're talking about. Show them the graphic cartoon sex in these books that they expect junior high and elementary to read and be like, Oh, wait, what? I mean, they didn't even have black characters in it for crying out loud. Several of the books just featured actual like penetration with like, with white cartoon characters.

What's that have to do with black history? Parents are like, can we not have that in sixth grade? That'd be great. I mean, we're just we're just trying to get them get the basics of algebra so they can start that in seventh. Can we do that in seventh grade?

Just not. Instead of learning about how to do taxes, boys can boys can have a vagina. That's what schools are teaching. Like to learn how to do my taxes. Boys can have periods. Like to I'd like to learn how to bank and understand finance. Women can be dudes. That's what schools are teaching.

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