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Next day on Hulu. Welcome to the program. I again, I don't follow the royal stuff because we don't have monarchy here in the United States.
So meh, but every now and then something comes up that's so ridiculous you have to talk about it. And one of the things that I'm so tired of seeing, I'm glad that they don't live here, that Meghan Markle and her spare, her goofy, paunchy, balding brat of a husband, who all he does is whine. They sound so insufferable. No wonder they don't have any friends. They sound insufferable.
So they moved from their Olive Garden mansion in Montecito, and they are renting a place. For some reason, they decided to move to the Cotswolds, and then they didn't advance their school security run, and they made a mess of it. And then they blamed not having taxpayer-funded security over there for the reason that. It was made a mess of, even though it was them not properly advancing, engaging the distance between their house and school. I mean, it's the dumbest stuff ever.
I feel so bad for those kids. They yanked out of one school, put in another school, yanked out of that school, and then now I guess they're in a different one.
So anyway, I know there's a lot of there's if people want to follow all that drama, they can read People magazine. But what came out today was that her father is apparently. I guess he's now being investigated for having child pornography images, hundreds or thousands in his possession. That's the claim, and the claim came from her half brother, Thomas Markle Jr., who sounds honestly, if meth was a person. He claimed that he found it.
He said that he found it. In Thomas Markle's senior's home in the Philippines, and so the Metropolitan Police, the same one that showed the lady with the thing on with her finger on the trigger, they said that they were answering whether or not they were investigating, and they said they're making internal inquiries about. I guess the whole issue, right?
So, I don't. The other thing that I don't that makes it weird is that this headline, which just came out, is they say that there was some disturbing 2018 letter, and this doesn't make sense because.
So the way the BBC, let me put this: the way the BBC puts it, is the BBC is acting like. They said that she was informed about these allegations against her dad in 2018, and she said that she was told she stayed. She like released some kind of statement where she was talking about the allegations against her dad, and she said, "I'm deeply distressed." And then she tried to say, "Well, now you can understand why I was distancing myself from my dad." Okay, full stop. This is a person who, with her spare, they created the whatever Archwell Foundation, weirdly named things. They tried to do this whole program, and they promoted themselves as these big protectors of children online.
How is it that she was made aware of this? According to what her own statement says, she knew for a while, but she didn't go to the police. Make that make sense. How did she know for this long? I mean, according to her own statement, she said she got a letter in 2018.
About these allegations, and she was quote given assurance that they were being investigated by whom? By whom? Like how was that? What? That doesn't even make any sense.
So, what also is confusing is that her husband was giving interviews at this exact same time, where he was lamenting. The breakdown in the relationship between his wife and her father—that doesn't make any sense either. None of this adds up. I don't know if it's true or not, but it's just very convenient. They've been trying to ingratiate themselves and have taxpayers fund their life over there because they're broke.
They spend money. She went, didn't she? Do like some kind of charity event where she was wearing? I don't even know how you wear a two hundred thousand dollars outfit, but apparently she was. I don't even understand how any garment would cost that much money, and she only wears like top notch designer stuff, stuff that she could have never afforded.
Before she literally married a prince, and then had the has the audacity to call herself an empowered woman, I I don't understand that. The whole thing is weird, and it just does not make sense.
So I would just think, if you knew that something like this was like when you've gone to the police and raised like great alarm. I mean, the statement I feel like just makes it worse, and it she sort of like implicates herself. I mean, the police were saying that they apparently did not launch an investigation into him, and that was Daily Mail. Daily Mail was saying that they did not launch an investigation into Markle, and they're apparently on. They're trying to look for this so called letter that was claimed that she received in twenty eighteen.
As of right now, they're like we we don't know what any of this is. What do you mean a letter? What in the world?
So I don't know how that all works. None of that makes sense. Does that make sense to any of you? I feel like this was just like it almost seems convenient, like a stunt that was try so she could try to make herself seem sympathetic, and they could get back into their royal family stuff without having to apologize, without having to say that they were sorry and address the fact that they were calling everybody racists. I I don't know.
The whole thing is weird. But the Daily Mail is saying that the police are right now. I mean, they literally said that they did not launch an investigation into him, and they were looking for this so-called letter, and they're making internal inquiries about it because apparently they're not aware.
So I don't know. None of it makes sense. But now her half sister says the half brother is lying. And he's doing so because apparently he was. What she's suggesting is that he was blackmailing his dad for money, or trying to bully his dad into giving him money.
She says it's all made up and it's about money. He says the dad says it's all made up and it's about money.
So I don't know, but that whole like that chick is drama, twenty four seven drama, also drama. Billie Eilish. I'm not a fan of Billie Eilish. I think it's weird that her brother married a girl that looks just like her. They have a too close relationship for comfort.
It's weird. I think other people would agree. And so I'm going to make fun of something here that some of you may like, and I'm not sorry. It's just the way it is.
So this story gets into a jewelry line because you know she is, Billie Eilish is an anti-capitalist, right? How many times has she like raged against capitalism? A lot. Her brother—they've made like remarks at awards shows, and they're talking about they—they criticize what is it? Wealth inequality, hyper consumerism.
Even though she's part of that. And then she they accused people of standing on stolen land, even though it came out that one of her properties that she owns is actually on like American Indian land. Anyway, like when she was at the Wall Street Journal Innovator Awards, she was blasting people's wealth, telling them to give away all of their earnings, and all of this is just nonsense.
So now she's. Come out with all these products, including the latest a jewelry line. Apparently, she's dropping a jewelry line with—is it John Hardy? And for instance, a simple necklace is like seven hundred dollars. No, sorry, one of the simple screwball link necklace is two thousand four hundred dollars.
And this jewelry is ugly. I'm sorry. This is. I'm not sorry. It's actually ugly, trashy stuff.
Two thousand dollars for a silver chain. Her.
Someone said her entire fan base is a bunch of zoomers that are relying on their parents' bank accounts. Why would you pay two thousand dollars for sterling silver? I mean, why? This is so ridiculous. Why would you pay that much?
And it's not even. It's it's just ugly stuff. Juan's getting ready to show you the thing. It's just ugly stuff. It's John Hardy jewelry, and I mean I'm not being ignorant, but I mean why would you pay that much?
Like one of the little goofy rings. Look at the ring; is like six hundred dollars. Six hundred dollars. It's none of it is attractive. It just looks like it was white labeled.
That's literally all it is.
So it's her and her brother Phineas. Oh my gosh! I'm like looking at I'm looking at all of it right now, and the pictures are so ridiculous. It has both of them up there, like with their goofy expressions. I gotta send this to you one.
And some of the stuff is not even stuff that you can get on the website. And it looks just goofy, guys. It's goofy looking. They it's goofy, oh my gosh! One of their bracelets is ten thousand dollars, no, and it's a lab grown diamond for crying out loud, a lab grown diamond that's not even a carat, and it's just like a metal bracelet that's nine thousand, almost ten thousand dollars.
Oh my gosh, this is overpriced trash. It looks so cringe. I am. It's cringe, guys. This look at the website.
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Next day on Hulu. Gosh, where to start? We got some really good audio today as well. We also have an update. For you on Ilan Elmi.
I'm not calling her. I'm not her. I'm not calling her Ilan Omar anymore because that ain't her name. It's not your name, boo. It's not your name.
Her name's Ilan Elmi.
Now it gets crazier. There's a lot. Hang on, it gets a lot. If you didn't think it could get crazier and weirder, it does.
So fascinating. Her marriage certificate. The New York Post got her marriage certificate, and her dad's name is listed as Nur Said Elmi. Oh look, Juan's showing it to you right there. Look at that, huh?
What's the what's the name on that? You see it? Elmi, Elmi. You see it? Oh wow, Nur Saeed Elmi.
If you're looking at the simulcast of the radio program, look towards the right side, and go to the second box down, and you'll see Nur Saeed Elmi. That's her dad. That's her dad. It's listed as her father. That she's, I can't.
This is bad, man. It matches her ex husband's name of Ahmed Nor Saeed Elmi, and her real name is Ilanor Saeed Elmi. By the way, her and her brother look identical. Right? Yeah.
So there is a there is a number of reason following the timeline of this.
So the Elmes they fled Somalia's civil war because they were actually part of the communist dictatorial murder machine that was there. Which by the way sounds like a very interesting, um, post wall thrash punk band that's in Eastern Europe. Just saying. They they were part of it. That's why they had to leave.
And they went to a Kenyan refugee camp. And then they came. The Elmes they they ended up going both to UK and the United States. The I mean, this is just wild. And she swore under penalty of perjury that she had not seen or heard from her husband since June 2011.
She had no idea to find them. Blah blah blah. But they're a social. I mean, all of. These people are not the brightest.
Their social media accounts told on each other constantly. This—I mean—the brother was out there like, "This is my niece." It's odd, y'all, super odd.
So this is just more and more. And when you look at, here's the other thing: campaign finance records that go back to her run for—I'm going to drop this in for the Minnesota. State rep. It's very interesting how she has it, how she has it listed.
So, the campaign finance records. This is from 2016, and it is the her run for Minnesota state rep, and it says she's a self employed candidate. A contribution to her campaign from self employed candidate, and the name Ilan S. Omar. Huh.
So that means that Omar. I mean that it matches everything. It everything matches. There's so much more that I think going to come out about this, especially as all of the. I mean, I've got record after record.
She one of with the with the marriage, and again.
Someone said that her brother is blatantly flamboyant as well. I've never seen any videos or anything of him, so I don't know that. And didn't they get married by a Christian minister, which is also super weird? She was filing joint tax returns with the father of her children that she was married to through her religion, though not under U.S. law until much later, and then.
Remember the only reason that we even learned about, and this is from to get proper attribution, this is from Powerline. The only reason that we had learned about that was because she got busted by, if you remember, the campaign finance stuff in Minnesota. She got busted by that, and the. Going up to the two thousand and sixteen general election, and there were that she had hired a tax and immigration attorney to tie up any loose threads, because all of these rumors were coming out about the inconsistencies with all of this paperwork and her potential sham marriage and all of this, and I mean, there's a lot here to look at. It's a in in fact there's a book American Ingrate that says quote in 2019 the Minnesota Campaign Finance Board revealed that as a state rep she had unlawfully used campaign funds to cover personal expenses including 2,250 to tax and immigration attorneys.
What's more, the discovery related to that case indicated that the payments were related to a crisis that arose, namely the allegation that was in August 2016. Namely, the allegations regarding her marriages. Emails show that she submitted a team. That sought to coordinate efforts to combat the rumors and painted those raising the allegations as bigots. And one of the emails circulated as the team sought to get its message straight.
It discussed killing headlines, etc. I mean, this goes on and on. For and the book notes too as for the tax attorney fees. They concerned, and I'm reading an excerpt from this book, "American and Great." They concerned the September 2016 review and correction of one or several issues in Rep. Omar and Ahmed Hersi's joint tax returns for 2014 and 2015.
One known issue. Is that the couple filed jointly when they were not legally married? In fact, at the time, Omar was still legally married to Ahmed Nor Saeed Elmi. And when asked by the AP, Associated Press, in June 2019, if she would release her tax returns, Omar's campaign quote did not acknowledge and quote the request that was from the AP. Yet Omar, clearly not seeing the inherent irony, adamantly demanded that Trump release his tax returns.
She's never answered. She never. Provided that never answered that question, I mean, and it says her prior to she's it came up the way it's worded is whether there might be issues with other tax returns she filed prior to her marriage to Hersey in twenty eighteen.
So this, I mean, I think it's also even wouldn't you say it's also tax evasion? It kind of sounds like it's tax evasion too, to be honest. This is. Stunning, and it just keeps getting worse and worse for her. And the longer they wait, the worse it's going to get.
The worse it's going to get. This is a. Oh, this is Podis. Cut to, he's demanding that she resign. Listen to this.
When asked whether or not she married her brother today, they asked her, "Did you marry your brother?" She said, "Not to my knowledge." That's one of the worst answers I think I've ever heard. You know I've heard some bad political answers. I could go over a lot of them, but that would be about the worst, not to my knowledge. I don't think so. Did you have children with your brother?
I'm not sure. She didn't know whether or not she married her brother. She wasn't sure, so it's not looking good because. She used a fake name to be sworn in. I assume she must immediately have to resign from Congress.
So, so please inform our great Speaker of the House of Representatives. James Michael Johnson. I bet you didn't know that James was there. I just thought it was very classy. I'm always going to use it.
He's great. He's a great guy too. That the Democrat Party is just she's got to resign. Here's something else to point out as well, and this is this.
So this has to do with the New York Post's copy of her sister's marriage certificate, describing their dad as Nuruddin Elmi. Elmi. It lists his profession as military officer.
Now, here's the problem with military officer. And again, this is New York Post, the official copy. Illinois Mar Sisters marriage certificate describes their father, Nur Said Said Elmi, his profession as military officer. Why is that a point that you should kind of put a little note by? That's because.
Her immigration claimed that she was a quote child refugee, so the entire family were claiming that they were refugees. This is way different. From saying you are a military officer, because if he would have come in and said, "Yeah, you know what? I am an officer. I was part of the communist dictatorship.
I killed a bunch of people in Somalia, and the whole bunch, all the people in Somalia rose up and overthrew us, and so we fled, and now we're here in the United States." Pretty sure immigration would have been like, "Yeah, no, we're not allowing a war criminal." To claim refugee status, so they her dad lied, she lied. The whole family needs to, you know, be yeeded back over to Somali land. That's what needs to happen, and that is a huge matter of consequence. The occupation of the father and how she listed it, because that's that sets the legal conditions or determines the legal conditions for asylum for granting asylum. That's incredibly significant.
He was a colonel under Siad Bar, who was the dictator and ran the Somali military, and they that was what they they went after the Asak population during like all of the the eighties, going up into the very early nineties, and. He was. He's described as either a top colonel or like number two. There's different descriptions of his level of influence within the dictatorship, but one of the things that everybody agrees on is that his rank, his length of service, his position in the chain of command, made it incredibly impossible for him to be unaware of the of Siad Bar's. I guess campaign against the Issak people of Somalia, and he was always portrayed as like this teacher slash trainer, and now it's.
I mean, it's incredibly evident that he was so much more than that.
So him not being forthright about that when applying for asylum to be an asylum is incredibly problematic. That's if you are lying. On a federal form, that is a crime. That's a criminal act. It's a felony.
If you lie on your forty-four seventy-three when you go buy a gun, that's a felony. If you lie on this form, it's a felony, and it is very clearly spelled out to you at the time of application. It's all over the damn application.
So he used different names too. That's the other thing. Nora Omar Mohammed also used the name Nora Said Elmi. And I mean, it is crazy. There is so much there.
It's not begging the question. It's observing what already happened. That's the reality of it.
So, this is is this crazy? And there's a lot more to discuss about this. But watch how Democrats are circling the wagons.
So. But she's a key in this whole red-green alliance. Ilhan Omar and this rise of these Islamist candidates are key players in the red-green alliance here in the United States. I'm surprised Tucker hasn't come out to defend her. Although, watch it—he's probably like recording that in his cosplaying cabin right now, just saying.
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So, do you know that Zoro Ramon Mandani has only signed now mayor of New York? He's only signed one law, one law in ten months, because apparently his obsessed because I think he cares more about Gaza than anything else. But also, they say his staff are obsessed with clout chasing. Really, that's actually kind of what it comes into. They're clout chasing.
They're they're they're obsessed with it. They want to become what detractors are saying is they want to become a content farm. He has a hundred, nearly a hundred bills waiting on his desk, and they've been there building up since January. And he's the only one that he's actually put his seal on so far, is signing a law allowing year-round outdoor dining on city sidewalks, and that was in August. He was asked about this.
This is cut seven. He was asked about this by the press. This is what he said. Watch. Can you please explain why you've only signed the one bill so far and simply let the others go into effect?
And also, do you believe it's important for the mayor to sign legislation? I I is that is there more to the question? Also, why sign only the outdoor dining bill? Thank you for the question. I think the most important thing is that New Yorkers can see pieces of legislation becoming law.
What? What? That's not an answer. Thank you for the question. I just think it's important that they see stuff becoming law.
That's not a question being answered. He didn't. Did you feel that he answered that satisfactorily? Satisf with no, you didn't. You know, of course you didn't, because he didn't.
Bottom line, okay. But it's one law, numerous bills he's left unsigned now. He's apparently far behind everybody else, like all other mayors before him. The it's called the returned unsigned kind of thing, and apparently, I think Eric Adams had already signed over thirty at the same point in his term. Bill de Blasio had signed forty-seven before that, twenty-eight to thirty.
The usually the whole what he does, the whole not signing it and just returning it, that it's not normal. But it's the way it's been described as it's a tactic that can be used to protest legislation that they don't agree with, or if they don't want to be associated with a bill that he can't just veto. That he won't be able to beat with a veto, rather, and that's what they're saying that it is. But I don't think he understands that because so much of this, like they had one that was passed by the city council that required required ICE banning sanctuary rules be posted at all schools and all city owned buildings, and this is after he's literally. Putting out a video in Spanish where he's trying to coach people on how to illegal aliens and how to evade ICE.
So I just don't think that he wants. I mean, he really doesn't want to do his job. There are a lot of there were apparently sources in City Hall that are saying that, and this is apparently one quote. Via the post, they say, "quote The mayor and his team are just obsessed with becoming a content farm, and they can kick boring government meetings so the mayor and his staff can hold pitch sessions for social media videos. He get he gets pitched comedy sketches more than Lauren Michaels." The source added, "There's a lot of laughs, but there's very little work." End quote.
Wow, so he doesn't want to work. He doesn't want to do the job, and so, I mean, they literally, for instance, they had a bill that required wellness checks on elderly New Yorkers when the temperatures gets up above ninety five degrees, and they had another that had to do with one of his initiatives that expanded free childcare programs. One that created a rent assistance program, and people. Are trying to figure out why that is because a lot of this super far left stuff that he campaigned on. I just think he doesn't want to do the work.
How many social media videos has this guy done? It's been a lot. I just don't think he wants to do the work. That's all there is to it. They say that he only likes flashy.
One source said, "Quote: He prefers flashy executive orders that play well on social media." End quote. Another city hall staffer. They're all talking about him. Said, "Quote: Oh, this is snotty. It's easier to govern by TikTok than it is to actually perform the duties of the job." These are all people that were in city hall.
Hmm. Wow. They said he's lazy government. Oh, here's another city hall source. Says, "Quote." It's lazy in two ways.
One is you are not taking a stand. It's easier to do nothing than figure out where you stand on something. And it's lazy from a practical perspective. You cannot focus city hall staff to hold hearings, write the briefings, and execute the bill signings.
So if his wife isn't on one of her million vacations, demanding taxpayer security wherever she goes. Then it's him not doing the work that he's supposed to be doing as the mayor, which is stunning to me. That you don't do your job. You would think that he would want to really push these far left initiatives as well that are just sitting there in bills languishing on his desk. Would that not help him?
For a re-election bid, because all of his enemies are going to come and point to all of this stuff. Look, he talked about rent expansion. Look, he let this bill sit on his desk. Oh my gosh, he talked about quote unquote free childcare. Expanding that.
Look at this bill just sitting on his desk. Makes sense.
Now, a few other things that we have to touch on. This. Oh, let's hear it. Let's AOC cut eleven. This is.
Doesn't make sense, but we're gonna go ahead and do it. Watch. But I support the rights of trans women because I'm a girl's girl, and I think that all of our our bodily autonomy is is tied together. I'm a nuts nut, so I like to support men being women because I'm a nuts nut.
So great. What does that even mean? All of our bodily autonomy is tied together. Ma'am, I don't have a penis. It's not.
All of our bodily autonomy is tied. What does that even mean? Think about that word salad that she just spit for a second. All of our bodily autonomy is tied together. That would suggest that we share one unifying autonomy, which means that you don't.
It's the opposite of autonomy. You dumb bartender. It's the opposite. No offense to smart bartenders. It's the opposite of bodily autonomy.
That is dumb. What rights of trans women? What does it even mean? You support the rights of trans women. What rights do you support?
Well, I think they should be able to play sports. They can on the men's team because they have a penis. That's that's how that works. What other? What else do you support?
I mean, I support them being able to go in fitting. They can go in a fitting room, a man's fitting room, because they're men. It's kind of what happens when you have walls. What, like what? It's true.
It's true. Does it make any sense? All of this. I am so tired of the word "salad" from Democrat women. Thirteen, cut thirteen.
Here's another one. Oh boy, I'm sorry. It's Friday. You need it. Never let someone else's limited ability to see your capacity be a limitation on your ambition.
Let me repeat that. Never let anybody else's, somebody else's limited ability to see your capacity, to be a limitation on your ambition. That's their limitation. That's not our limitation. Capacity for what?
Capacity for what? Limited ability to see your capacity be a limitation on your ambition. I would just say don't let other people determine your ambition without all that other stupid word salad. But she has time to fill, Dana. It's like when you're writing an essay the night before it's due, and you have to meet a word count, and you're trying desperately to get it done.
So, like, you're just filling in words. She's got a new accent. Cut fourteen. New Kamala accent. Get ready.
Oh, Mississippi matters. Mississippi matters. Mississippi matters. Mississippi. Mississippi.
What does that even mean? All right, we got work to do. What does that even mean? Oh my gosh! We got 12 days.
We got 12 days. I don't think she's an effective rallyer or fundraiser, and I think that was all chicks that were in the audience. That works with like you know dilly bar headed Democrat women, but. I don't think that works with everyone.
Now, before we go, I have to play this too because I want to get. I'm. We're just doing all the broads. Let's do the dumb broads. This is Elizabeth Warren cut 15.
Laiawatha has a meltdown. This 2026 midterm really is about. The money or the people, because the Democrats have got the people on their side. The Republicans have got the money, and they think if they can spend it, they can maintain control of this country. And I sure hope they're wrong.
Troy Jackson is the Democrat who's running against Susan Collins in Maine. This is what he said last week. Troy said that I have all these billionaires.
Well, I would point out that we have no idea who is financing Troy's campaign because he has yet to file a single FEC report outlining his outlining his. Trumpeters and his expansion. The camera just keeps zooming in. I'll give you the report tomorrow morning. How about that?
Is that enough? Because we we see yours, and I know that no billionaires funding me. A report that was subsequently released by his campaign shows he has accepted donations from at least four billionaires. Just get to look. The report says there there are billionaires.
Take a long enough to ask a question. Do you think that he needs to address that contradiction?
So look, really, that's where we're going to make the focus. But that's how you made the focus. But you did that. No one else did it. You did it.
You. Oh my gosh. You literally made that the focus, though, yourself, because you brought it up. You were the one who kept going after billionaires over and over and over again, and now. She had no answer for that.
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What is it like in the seventies here? I don't know what it is.
Some of you, seventy-eight. You know, I made mention about the beautiful fall leaves.
Some of you out there are very sweet, and some of y'all are trolls. Because y'all be sending me stuff.
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Now, I had made mention. Hold up. Of the UK, and I didn't get to get to the story yesterday, and I almost forgot it. Apologies to Juan.
So in Britain, we were talking about their police, right, and how a fifteen-year-old was making fun of this counselor in West Midlands in the UK, and the bobby showed up at his door to arrest him. Because he made this counselor look like a rabbit with AI, and gave him ears and gave him butt teeth, and the fifteen-year-old was arrested in August in the case. Believe it or not, that's the counselor, Mister Simon Bennett. The case is ongoing. This grown man told the police, "Well, he was attacking me on Facebook.
The kid made two posts, and all he he wrote like some pretty innocuous stuff." So anyway, the police that arrested him. Are getting really dragged for that, but that's the second time they're getting dragged this week. The first time they're getting dragged had to do with this metropolitan police officer, PC Fiona Sheikh Umar. Oh boy, you had to know. It's this European, yeah, very British name.
So, how to start it? This woman, she was recognized for what they said was—I'm reading this—outstanding contribution she has made for women in policing.
Now, keep in mind, I don't actually—that's her. That's uh, they had a whole oh who I know. We're going to discuss this. Hold up, I mean, just you know the. I don't know what she actually did to contribute to women in policing, other than just merely having a vagina.
But that's it.
So they had this police federation conference this week, and she received an award. and And then apparently there was a lot of questioning of this photo that was released because I would not want this woman policing anything. She's like flagging the guy's crotch with her finger on the trigger. No, but she's in a hijab.
So who who needs gun safety when you can just like virtue signal about being Islamist? This woman, they she they said she was recognized for outstanding contribution she's made to women in policing. I don't feel like her being an idiot on handling a firearm is. In any way, an outstanding contribution to women's policing. In fact, I think it reinforces the stereotype that some people have against women police officers because her fingers on the trigger and she just looks awkward.
And so, what they've been trying to do is say you're just criticizing her because she's Muslim. No, but that would be the second thing. The first thing is that she's an idiot when it comes to firearms. Her fingers on the trigger. I mean, a child.
That's the first thing that you learn is keep your your you know keep it off the trigger. Wants showing the close up of this here in a moment. He's going to throw this on screen, and just to show you what we're talking to. See, this is how she was. This is how she was.
That is a big bad no no. Oh, she gets an award for women in policing. Really? That's the. And nobody taking the photo was like, "Brod, get your finger, get your, get it off the bank switch.
What are you doing?" And so they decided to blast everyone. Commissioner Mark Riley has responded to the unacceptable online abuse directed at a Met officer who received an award at yesterday's annual Police Federation conference. They're trying to make it out as though they're criticizing her because she was a Muslim, and it's because she does not understand firearm safety at all whatsoever. This is ridiculous. I mean, she's—it's stupid.
Now, this is what she had said. This is what she said about it online, because she went online and was trying to hit back at everybody, Miss. Fiona Islamism, she said. For clarity, it's a dead firearm, not loaded. And this was on Careers Day.
I wasn't trained at the time, and I, you know, I went on to learn weapon handling. But that's irrelevant because they released that photo anyway. The Met released that photo, and it still looks ridiculous. They should not have even let you hold it if you hadn't even had training. Number one.
Number two, how do you get that far in policing and you still handle a firearm like that, regardless of whether or not that was so stupid? This is the the Met Police posted that, and then they're mad that everybody reacted to it. These people are absolute clowns. You gonna go and arrest everybody for people making fun of your Islamist priestess here, with her booger picker right there on the bank switch? Come on.
This is ridiculous, and flagging the guy as well. I mean, I I don't know. The whole thing is ridiculous. Nobody said anything about her being a Muslim. Everyone was talking about her handling and how awkward she looked.
And then they decided that they were going to make it about Islam because they realized how stupid they looked trying to defend someone. They, they, they. Posted that to virtue signal about women and policing, which only actually made women look worse, and then her response made women look worseer, and now they want to act like it's all about Islam. We're not buying that. By the way, you don't get to use that anymore because we don't blanking care.
We don't blanking care. Bottom line, and then they disabled comments. What are the rules? What are the rules of firearm safety? Let's go over them real quick.
Number one, first and foremost, I don't care if it's inoperable. I don't care if there's not a mag in it. I don't care if you don't have anything chambered. You treat everything like it's loaded. End of.
That's rule number one. Rule number two: You don't point it at anything that you are not willing to destroy. You do not put your finger on the trigger unless you are willing to take something out at that moment. Rule number three: Know what your target is and know what's behind it. It's all very important.
Know where your target is and know what's behind your target. They sit here and they act like, well, this was unacceptable abuse. That's unacceptable handling. And people who would have to be policed by her have every right to sound off on that. Damn, they really do not have any free speech over there.
How do people stay over there? You got Islamists in the damn street on their prayer rugs. You got this happening. I mean, it's just ridiculous. This is just.
Keep your booger hook off the bang switch, y'all. That's like number. You know, these are universal safety rules, right? You treat every.
So her go, her saying now, well, it wasn't loaded, is still a violation of rule number one. You treat all firearms as loaded.
So she's still demonstrating she does not know what tango foxtrot is going on. You know, you never pointed at anything. You're not willing to that. You're not willing to shoot. You never put your finger on the trigger unless you're on target and you have committed to squeezing that trigger, and you know what your target is and you know what's behind it.
Those are like the the four rules of firearm safety. And I I don't know, just wild that they're defending this.
Now you kind of get it, right?
Now do you see, like, even if the riots in France come to Britain? What are they? Are they going to send these people out to do anything about it? But and so let's get to the the fact that she is a Muslim.
Okay, what if she has to go out there and police the streets when Islamists start rioting in London the way that they're doing in Paris? Do you trust her to be objective? All the people that sit here and talk about dual loyalty with Jewish Americans or Jewish British people or whatever don't say a damn thing about the Sharia dual loyalty of Islamists.
So where is her loyalty? Hmm. Oh, if you are going to be a police officer and you are uncomfortable answering that question, you are not cut out to be a police officer. I feel like that's a fair. I don't feel like it.
I know because I am right and I am one hundred percent factually correct that that that is that's a real concern. Speaking of France, golly, more and they're planning for wide riots tomorrow. And isn't the NFL, Steve? Let me ask you this real quick. Isn't the NFL in Paris right now?
Are they like they're like playing or something tomorrow? Saint Steelers Sunday, yeah. Ooh, how's that going to go? That they said that they've got. I read a story on NBC that said that.
Oh, they got security concerns, but they're they're still going to do it. Roger Goodell has a very high comfort level. And their plans for security. I hope that that does not come back to bite him in the backside, right? Yeah, Steve says money talks.
The I it just it's going to so the where the game is going to be. It's the Paris suburb of Saint Denis, the site of the Stade de France, where the Steelers Saints games are going to be played. That's, I mean. They say the preparations are continued, but the riots were even there. They had writing there.
So what are they going to do? They said that they're they're used to hosting events like the Super Bowl, but that's in the United States with United States security. You're in France with French security, and how is that going to work? I think a lot. I mean, seriously, there's they're going to be serious riots riots all weekend in France, and they're going to try to kick it off elsewhere.
Don't they have the? Hang on. What is it? Do they already have the No Kings rally and all that stupid stuff here?
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Next day on Hulu. Welcome back to the program. We're finishing out this third hour of the show, and the just ended up. I hate Daily Mail's website because they have these stupid pop-up ads, and it's not. I mean, I almost just lost the story that I was like telling you about FBI officials.
They're charging Hunter Biden's. They're being charged over Hunter Biden's laptop as this huge cover-up is exploding. They have these two former senior FBI officials charged with making false statements to Congress about their roles in the investigation into this laptop in the final weeks before the election. Two senior officials, Nikki Flores, forty-six, Bradley Benavides, fifty-six. They appeared in court today.
Before the judge, each charged with one count of allegedly lying to Congress about their roles on the FBI's foreign influence task force and about their roles in the investigation. This is according to Janine Piero, U.S. Attorney. They were charged by a criminal complaint, so that means prosecutors haven't yet secured the indictment in either case from a grand jury, which I feel like is just a matter of time. They said that.
Flores is a former intel analyst who headed up the bureau's Washington field office. Benavides formally served as the deputy assistant director of the FBI's counterintelligence division, and they announced these charges right before elections.
Someone said that's highly unusual. I don't think so because they've been first off. I don't care if you think it's highly unusual after what you guys did in New York and the raid in Mar-a-Lago.
So you can just you know eat my shorts. That's number one. Number two. It's it's not unusual because it's been an ongoing investigation. You single celled organisms, it's an ongoing investigation, and this is when I think the timing just happens to be very serendipitous.
So, end of these are your rules, y'all. Your rules. I mean, and you can see some of the messages that they had that they were sharing with each other about this.
So, I'm running a shadow government at this point, and basically, I'm basically running a shadow government across the FBI at this point. They were, I mean, clearly. Think about like how many times you've had these agents that have come up in these investigations. It really makes you wonder the extent how widespread this was, and that apparently the committee also, after all of this, the House Judiciary Committee said the government the cover up didn't work. Everybody was trying to cover up this mess.
This guy's mess. That Tucker Carlson is—he's been trying to rehabilitate this guy, having him on his show, sending him on his friend's shows, because he basically gives people after he interviews them, he gives them his cast, he gives them his castoffs.
So, I mean, this is this is pretty wild. Of course, Biden got pardoned by Daddy after he was convicted on gun charges and tax offenses, but you know. He got he got pardoned by Daddy. Yeah, after Biden, which you know he was lying. Biden was like, "I'm not going to pardon my son." You know he was going to pardon his son.
Good heavens! All right, today in stupidity, Kane. All right, should it be Tan Lady or AOC? What do you want? Oh, I don't know.
Maybe Tan Lady, maybe AOC. I don't know. Go pick pick. All right, let's just do AOC. It's a little shorter, and I think it's marginally more stupid.
Tan Lady, she's just you know. That was a that was a real winner. She was just a little uneven in her application. All right, this is AOC. Listen to this stupidity.
But I support the rights of trans women because you mean men. I'm a girl's girl, and I think that all of our our bodily autonomy is is tied together. Tied together. That's not what that means. If you you're you're tying your bodily autonomy to a man pretending to be a woman, then that means you don't have autonomy.
You walking mental abortion. That's not what that means at all. Got hurt, right? Don't you? Wouldn't she experience a little pain?
How did she make drinks? Saying stuff like that. How did she even make drinks? How did she make a complicated drink? Good heavens!
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