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Did you guys go early vote? That's the first question I'm asking everybody. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! First off, hello Dana Lash, welcome. Wait, everybody out there, you just heard Kane say he hasn't early voted yet.
Dear sir, I will drive you there myself. Doing it today. You don't have to drive me. I'm doing it today. Oh no no no!
I feel like I need to follow you home, and then like follow you to your polling place, and feel like I just need to stalk you until I watch you vote. I'm just I may just helpfully stand behind your shoulder and watch you vote for all the Republicans. Juan, did you early vote? I will today.
Okay, the good good man, good man, good man, Steve. You early voting? I have a local congressperson, but I don't get much of an I don't get much say over here in the district, so. Oh, that's right! Gosh dang!
Well, you know what you're not supposed to. But you know what? That's all right. You got your you got your one rep. That's right.
I kept thinking that.
So people don't. DC was set up like the founders set it up purposefully like that, and it's a bummer for the people who've got to live there. But it's the way it works, you know. The way. But everybody needs to get out an early vote, and because what Potus was just talking about, everything with Iran, everything with energy, gas.
And he's, I think, accurately explaining the lay of the land to folks who are maybe bewildered by headlines, or maybe they're thinking, "Well, how are we going to do this? How are we going to have victory if the approval is this and the energy prices are that?" I mean, again, one of the things I want to remind people because I had someone ask me about this yesterday, and we talked about this yesterday when I was explaining. I broke down a Fox poll, for instance, that had Paxton and Talerico tied, and I'm going to talk all about that. But this was a good question. It was Sarah, and she lives outside of Houston, and she had asked me.
She said, "Explain something to me." And she said she wasn't trying to be a smart aleck; she just wanted to understand it. She said, "How is it that everyone is so confident when you know it looks like the approval rating is what it is, and when they are surveying these people?" And you know the the the trust people trust Republicans and they weren't trusting Democrats, but the approval rating was off. And then people's concerns about the economy are what it is. And she was saying that she didn't understand the discrepancy between all of those and how you can find a silver lining in it. And my my response and what I would tell everybody that has this question is that you have to realize that I don't.
This is a snapshot of such a tiny amount of people, and in Texas, the polling particularly has been very odd. Nobody wants to talk to anybody, and this is one I've heard this again. I heard this again last night. There, that pollsters are having a very difficult time talking to anybody because nobody wants to talk to them.
So, I just don't think that we're getting an accurate. An accurate read.
Now, I could be wrong, but I have not heard this from other pollsters in the past, so that's why you know. Previously in twenty four, I am like, some of these polls are wrong because I see a victory.
Some of you know these things are incorrect. I see a victory. That's why I was thinking the way that I was thinking on this. If that helps to explain it.
So we're gonna we're gonna dive into all of the latest with everything and bring you up to speed just to get you situated for the weekend. As you know, the riots in France are still ongoing. There's more news that is breaking as it relates to Ilan Elmi. Oh, I'm sorry, I mean Ilan Omar. Because that's actually like her legit real name, so everybody just needs to go and vote.
That is your one job today. Go and vote. Go and vote. One job. Go vote, and make sure that all your friends and family are going to vote.
Because the turnout—if you are not going out to vote and you don't turn out—Democrats will absolutely win. They will absolutely win. We need the turnout to be so great that it doesn't matter anything that they do, and that's that's the truth of it. When I went to vote yesterday, there wasn't really a line. We didn't really have a line, so the.
I think I I think it took me maybe five minutes to go in and go vote, and we have a website for our county where we can go and see how long. You might have one for yours. You can go see and how long at each of the polling places it takes to vote.
So there's a couple of places we could have just in our town. You can see like if you're going to go to the sometimes it's in this school slash church and then there's our town hall. And I went to our town hall yesterday to vote, and I think it said like maybe 20 minutes on the thing, which is super helpful. I think that's encouraging for people. I mean, see, you probably have one, but.
Not there's going to be a line after rush hour today. Today will probably probably be the craziest for early voting because it usually is, but go and vote. It's incredibly important. There weren't a lot of people, but there were a lot of Republicans that came in. They said.
Yes, Wed Tuesday and Wednesday, they said they had a good amount Monday, but Tuesday and Wednesday were really crazy days.
Now, keep in mind, Republicans do not go in early vote typically, so all of this like weeping and gnashing of the teeth. Just I I I'm going to tell you this until election's over, that you can never use the early vote as a reliable measure as to who's really going to come out on top because Democrats have always dominated. They've always dominated. I have a friend who's running for a state office here in Texas. A couple friends running for state offices here in Texas, and one of them was kind of freaking out to me last night, saying, "Oh my gosh, Democrats are outperforming Republicans in early vote." And I'm like, "Yes, I need you to calm down, and I need you to go now look at the number of people who go vote on the day of election.
I mean, it's like two to one.
So calm down. You can't use that. Don't let that." Demoralize you, but I'm going to tell you something. If we don't keep the House, and if we don't keep this, if we don't at least keep one one of the chambers, if we don't at least keep one, it's going to be very very bad. We you are going to see.
I promise you, because Trump will not have the. Ability to leverage anything, and either the Senate or the House, and all of the people that were kind of quiet, that weren't really MAGA, all the lawmakers that maybe weren't hardcore Trump fans, and maybe they didn't want to mess around too much with the people that made enemies with Trump that were in the Republican Party. Those people will feel emboldened, and they're going to go side against. You'll watch Trump, his legacy crumble faster than anything if he's lame duck for the remaining two years. You have to think of everything that's on the table.
I don't care if you don't like Ken Paxton. Nobody cares. No one cares. If you think that your like or dislike of Ken Paxton is more important than protecting kids from being forcibly transed, from protecting yourself and everyone else against having your gun rights obliterated, because I promise you, this dude will be one of the first co-sponsors of a gun control bill, and you know that they got those things waiting and just waiting in the wings to just slide on into committee. You're going to see an open border.
If your dislike of Ken Paxton is greater than all of those things, you have a problem. I am absolutely willing to make enemies with all those people and call you to account.
Now's the time for tough love, and all of you out there, you better feel emboldened to tell the people that you hear saying this stuff in your life to set them straight. Set them straight. If their dislike of a candidate, if they think that that's greater. Then the state taking custody of your child, and I'm going to Alliance Defending Freedom. They're a sponsor on the show.
I've talked about them a long time. Y'all know how many court cases they're involved in on that exact issue in numerous states across the country. If you think that cannot happen in the area where you are in, you are as high as Hunter Biden. That will absolutely happen. If you think that they aren't going to come and start outlawing semi-automatic, if you think that your Second Amendment rights are protected.
Oh well, they're not going after it federal anymore. They're just Biden time, guys. If you think that that's not going to be one of the first things on the docket, you are again as high as Hunter Biden. These are all things. This is not fear mongering, and you know why it's not because every single one of these candidates have said this with their own mouths.
We played audio yesterday of James Talarico talking about how it is abusive for a parent to be allowed to deny the "quote unquote" gender affirmation of a minor child. Minor child. Like I said, there are parents that are fighting right now to stop because they, you know, because their kids in school, maybe they decide that they get, you know, I feel like in some of these schools they're grooming the kids and they're leading them towards this like non this trans nonsense, and if the A child says something to anybody at school. The school can intervene. They can call Division of Family Services.
I mean, there's literally a number of cases that, again, like I said, that are happening right now. Like this, the open border. Right now, the border is closed. It's nice to not have headline after headline of just complete chaos in Southern Texas, right? It's nice.
It's nice to have. I mean, we just had a friend of our family who got hit by an illegal alien driving their car. They and now they're like looking for him. Totaled the friend's car and took off. You know how many people I know that that's happened to in Texas?
More than I can count on both of my hands. I'm not even joking with you.
So we kind of like that the the borders close. I don't want to. I don't want anybody in office that's going to reverse that.
So I come back to it. If people don't like Mike Rogers, if people don't like Vivek Ramaswamy, if people don't like Ken Paxton, no one gives a rat's ass. If your dislike of those candidates is greater. Then wanting the border closed, protecting kids, protecting our rights. Then go ahead and change your party affiliation right now.
Get out. Go and become a damn Democrat because you're acting like one. I don't recognize you. And we need to. I'm.
I'm not into this to make friends. I've told you guys this day one two thousand and eight when this program first aired. This is about taking care of the business of the country. Again, it's show business, not show friends. Taking care of the business of the country.
I want to maintain my rights. I want this security with a closed border to continue. I want to finish some of the work that was started. We're not going to get everything done that we want in one or two administrations because all of this didn't get messed up in one or two administrations. This stuff took generations to get messed up, and it's going to take generations to fix.
And the real test of patriotism is the commitment to that effort. Are you committed? Can you get over yourself and cast a vote to protect the republic? Can you cast a vote to protect your kids? Can you cast a vote to protect your rights?
That's the question. And if you can, then you come sit over here because we got room for you. And if you can't. I never knew you, and I don't think anybody else did either. We got more on the way, ladies.
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Now Lorraine says it's also an end of threes. That this completes another round of threes. Hollywood legend, Top Gun star. Tom Skerritt has passed away, ninety-three years old. His family's heartbroken.
This man was has been in every movie. Top Gun. He was in a show that my my mom watched called Picket Fences. Costas Mandylor was in that show too, and he was he was he was a great actor. But Detroit native, six decades.
He had a breakout role in Mash. He was Captain Dallas in Alien, right? And of course. He was V. He was Tom Cruise's instructor Viper, and he was also Sheriff Jimmy Brock in Picket Fences.
That was in '93. I remember my mom watching that. He was in A River Runs Through It, Steel Magnolias, Cheers. He was in everything. A real legend.
Like he did his job, man. He showed up and he acted, and he. Everybody knows Tom Skerritt. He's like one of those guys that has such a wide body of work. Everybody knows him.
Like he's in every. He's in almost like every touchpoint, cultural touchpoint, film, and series. That's a real feat, you know.
So prayers and condolences to his family, employees. This is a crazy thing. They say that a suspect was complaining about lack of work hours before he decided to murder his boss. Shiny Christmas, Dauphin County. Pennsylvania: A boss at Factory Motor Parts was killed Monday morning.
Maryland State Police arrested the employee accused of committing the crime. Mary Kelly was found dead at this Swatara town in Swatara Township, and apparently they say that one of the the employee who did it had been complaining about lack of hours, and when everybody showed up for work. By the way, they found a spilled coffee cup cup on the hallway floor, leading to her office. And then they saw a large hole in the drywall. And as they kept going, that's when they saw the blood, and that's when they saw her.
So yeah, I mean, all the murder instruments were right there in a trash can that they just tossed in there. And I mean, it's all on CCTV. They got it. It's just crazy. And the individual who did it, his name—I mean, do I need to say his name?
Do I want to say his name? I don't like saying these guys' names; it bothers me. But anyway, they're—they got him. Thank heavens. The rescue crews respond after a man.
Oh my gosh, that's not a pothole. If you can fall forty feet into a hole, that's not a pothole, guys. That's that's a that's not a pothole. Rescue crews had to respond in Colorado because a 64-year-old man fell 40 feet into the archbald pothole. That sounds like a canyon, not a pothole.
They had to use a 24-foot ladder and set up ropes to reach him. And two rescuers went over the edge during the operation. And they, I, I mean, I think he's okay. They haven't provided his, you know, his condition. But the pothole they said was a glacial feature.
You guys are gonna have to fill that with something or put like some kind of structure there because that ain't gonna work. That's crazy. Forty feet. That's not a pothole. That's a canyon.
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We're gonna get into some Texas. We're gonna get into some the latest with France because they're shutting down all the tourist attractions and all the tourists over there are really mad. Can we talk about the UK really quickly? I really need to share this story with you. This is a story about a British teenager.
He's a British teenager. This is from several different places, including New York Post. A 15-year-old boy. He was awakened by four West Midlands police officers. This was in August, but now it's like gaining traction because apparently the dude has never gotten due process because that's like just you know questionable in the UK.
So the 15-year-old boy. Had some Facebook posts. You know how they are over there. Telegraph has the stoolery. Says the the fifteen year old was arrested because he compared a stoolery counselor to a rent boy.
So this is a fifteen year old kid. Four police officers knocked on his door at his family house, and. They took him into custody because a local politician was offended by his Facebook post.
Now, you might be asking Dana, well, what was the Facebook post? Was he? He didn't threaten death. He didn't threaten any violence at all whatsoever. None at all.
He made the guy look like a rabbit. No, I'm not kidding. He literally made the dude look like a rabbit. This is one of the dumbest things I think I've ever seen. And again, this happened in August.
But the reason why it's gaining some traction now is because he's, you know, apparently they're throwing the book at book at him. I love how they say they call him a reform activist. He's 15 years old. He's it. It occurred.
In August, but it's only been first reported by the beginning of the month, and he was arrested because he was mocking this guy named Simon Bennett, and apparently he posted a photo on Facebook of Simon Bennett with AI edited rabbit ears and a caption mocking him, and he called him Rent Boy. This is one. Of the dumbest things I think I've ever heard in my life. Oh my gosh! And they went and arrested him for this, and it's actually a fairly innocuous.
I think it's actually fairly innocuous. Post Juan's going to show you what it looks like. This is the dumbest thing. I can't believe that the guy was this. I mean, this is like Xi Jinping being offended over.
Winnie the Pooh, this is this is the counselor that the fifteen-year-old made fun of, and as you can see, he's got AI rabbit ears, and he's got the teeth and the nose and the whiskers. And he complained, and they came, and they arrested him. They arrested him. Yes. Oh wait, there is more.
I know, I know. There is more, but can I just say I don't even think that's offensive.
So he had upload he uploaded this twice. One of them said, "Nibble, nibble, crunch, crunch." Can you hear the sound of a rabbit devouring the last remaining shreds of you know credibility, etc.
Now the police have never actually confirmed the grounds for this fifteen year old's arrest.
Now again, this happened in August. The Telegraph was asking them in just like the beginning of this month, and they could not confirm it. They said his lawyers are accusing it of wrongful arrest and false imprisonment, and there's still an ongoing criminal investigation.
So they say any case against the police cannot be brought forward until the ongoing criminal investigation is dropped. And he was—I mean, there's pictures of them going into his house. They brought him out to the street and searched him in front of the entire street. They took his fingerprints and his DNA, and then they took his shoes, and then they put him in a jail cell. I am, I'm shocked.
He said, if he had posted about something about Nigel Farage, he said, then they would not have never said anything. They would have never said anything, and. Mr. Bennett, can I just tell you what he said? He said, "quote He says he feels Fraser has been manipulated by reform members having attended council meetings from the age of fourteen, and the AI-generated photos were quite personal about my appearance." Now see, I would have made him look like a giant female copulatory organ.
Because that's more of an apt description. Actually, that's that's braver and tougher than he is. I don't know if there's any. I mean, it's a rabbit. They could have made him look like a phallus, which seems appropriate.
But he said, he goes. This is what this lawmaker said. I'm reading his direct quotes, and this is from the Telegraph and GB News. The police have not arrested for no reason. There were a number of posts that targeted me.
Well, you do have bug teeth. You actually do look like a rabbit, and they targeted me. It was two two posts that just made fun of him, and this guy acts like he's being targeted and shelled. Are you kidding me? He goes, "This has been a bit of a problem." You know, he's taking photographs and videos of council meetings.
Oh my gosh, I didn't realize it was illegal because it's not. And then he said this. He goes, "Quote: It was unpleasant, but I was targeted by a child, and I had no way of dealing with it. As though, well, so this is what happens." Oh my gosh!
Now, the Midlands Police. I know the guy's seriously in the wrong line of work. The Midlands Police said, "Quote in line with the College of Policing guidelines, we wouldn't, we will not confirm nor deny the identity of anyone arrested. We fully understand the impact of being a victim of crime, and if we receive any criminal report, we will always look to investigate, even baselessly. Like, even baselessly, this is crazy." Crazy.
So they collected his DNA. They took all of his devices, his phone, his computer. They searched him. He's a minor, and they searched him in the middle of the street at night in front of the whole neighborhood.
So there are all of these pictures of him being searched in the middle of the street because the neighbors were taking pictures of it. And it was four cops and two cruisers that showed up. And they have the Free Speech Union, which has taken on the young man's case, and and his name is Will Fraser. They took on his case, and now the police are saying that the client's comments could your client's comments could be considered a hate crime offense by making the guy look buck tooth and putting bunny ears on him. That's a hate crime.
Oh my gosh.
So this I, and this is ongoing right now. I mean, it is it's ongoing. This is, it is ridiculous. The the the counselor told the Telegraph, because the Telegraph was trying to get the guy to maybe justify why he went to the police. Right?
Like, is there something that we're not seeing here? Is it, you know, what is the issue? It was he threatening you, and he was like, "No, he didn't threaten me." But he goes like he said, he goes, "No, he just targeted me repeatedly in a number of Facebook posts." Hmm. It was two posts. One, two, two.
Targeted him repeatedly. It sounds like this guy's such a gentle little little bunny. He's. And he's really exaggerating this because it was again it's two posts. I and it's the case is ongoing.
Now remember, they've like they've gone after I don't know what this is like the fifth kid in the past like several like in the past just two years where they have arrested them for wrong think on social media. Oh my gosh, wrong think. Wrong thing on social media, guys. This is insane.
So the internet's going crazy. And wait, hang on, hang on.
So now they're, you know what the internet does. If you tell people that they, it's the Barbara Streisand effect.
So if you tell people, oh well, you can't make fun of the police. Guess who's going to get made fun of? Like crazy amount. The police. That's what's happening.
So the internet is doing its thing.
So now the police that were raiding the kids' house have bunny ears.
Now they've also turned them into a rat. They oh, it's getting bad. They're doing. I mean, it's it's yeah. The Photoshop is amazing.
So they arrest arrested a fifteen year old and they took his DNA because a politician was was upset over a rabbit meme. It was one of the most innocuous things. I would I would even consider that like legitimate trolling because it was just too nice. They can't arrest everybody. You know, they.
What needs to happen is there should be a ton of people, more than the police could handle, outside of that counselor's office, all dressed up as rabbits with pictures of him as a rabbit, and just trolling him. I would do that. Oh, I would make it so I. You can't arrest everybody. Oh, I would absolutely do that.
If they, if they, they need to. This is a dystopian. This is dystopian insanity. Here's one of the photoshopped images. There was another where they put little tails on them.
Yeah, they deserve to be mocked endlessly.
So that's what's happening in the UK, right? They don't protect their citizens. They go after their citizens. They don't protect them from real threats. That's not a real threat.
This and this guy. I hope his colleagues make fun of him, but they probably won't. This guy will probably be in in government forever because that's that's typical with these type of people. That's typical. Oh man!
Now one of the stories that we had in headlines, we're going to talk about this coming up more, is the vandal, the illegal immigrant who beheaded two. This this Quantico Iwajima statue with a sledgehammer, causing hundreds of thousands of dollars. He beheaded one of the soldiers, was hacking the other one, and apparently caused a bunch of damage to the base, etc. He was just smashing everything. When the cops showed up, he was mid smash.
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Right, he thought that was going to solve his license plate problem. But y'all, you know what? There was one one error that caught. A trooper's attention. You know what that was?
The trooper noticed that the license plate was not reflecting light the way other license plates do. It was a paper copy attached to this guy's car, and during the day it looked convincing, but at night, a Florida Highway Patrol trooper saw something unusual while patrolling Fort Myers. The plate was not reflecting light in any way that an authentic license plate should, so he stopped the guy. Ended up getting a second degree misdemeanor charge. They shared photographs of it, and they're like, "Y'all, this is not a legal alternative to registration.
You've got to make sure that you have your plates up." Now the copy—I mean, this is crazy that this guy thought that this is going to work. Also, would it have been raining? Because it was not one of those cars. You know how you see some license plates where they like a plastic cover over them, and the back. Have you seen those?
This one did not have anything like that. What if it had rained? What would have happened then? Yeah, and when you're driving around with your paper license plate, getting all wet and torn up, torn up—that doesn't make any sense. It's so goofy.
I guess this is one of the funniest. Oh my gosh! All right, so we got—I believe I can fly, man. A Florida man thought he could fly away to evade arrest. Oh my gosh!
And you know there's video of it. Sanford, Florida. Florida man thought he could just fly away. According to Sanford Police Department, they went to a home after a person with an active warrant who had refused to leave the property. When they arrived, they met Marcus.
Is it Marcus or Marquis? Because his name is spelled M A R Q U I S.
So technically, it's Marquis. Marquis Thurton, of course, who attempted to evade arrest. And he thought he could fly away from the officers, and he went through a window because he was flying away from the officers. He dove through a window, and ended up crashing on the front porch right next to their feet.
So he was immediately taken into custody, charged with resisting an officer with violence and battery on a law enforcement officer. Oh, there's the footage right there. I want showing you. I believe I can fly. Oh, and this man's not.
Oh no, he's gonna run away. He's gonna run away. He's gonna fly. I believe I can touch the sky. The officers are in pursuit.
They're running around to the front porch. Oh my gosh! And then there's there's the window. It's coming. It's coming.
Oh man!
And there's the oh and oh. Oh, he did not clear the railing. The man did not clear the railing.
So to conclude the story. Mr. Marky Thornton, indeed, could not fly, and nor could he touch the sky. He was taken into custody, led away in a police SUV.
So now he's in jail. Ah, let's see. I know that was, was beautiful, wasn't it? Ah, let's see. Got a couple more for you.
Oof. Yeah, we've got also a Florida man who had a knife who was accused of forcing a woman into a bathroom. He was going to attack her. The kind of a large dude. His name is Harrison John Dolo.
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Very racist about color and and nationalities and stuff like that. That I was in almost a pickle myself, and it was it was terrifying. And Trump. Um, supports all this nonsense. Was this?
It's real. Satirical? Purposely? I think it's real. Um, did she fall into some pudding?
I almost got her because of her tan. Are is she sure they weren't making sure that she was just okay? Can we? I'm sorry. Can I have her up on?
Can we? Can we do the split screen again or whatever? Oh, um, she looks like Meghan Markle when Meghan Markle doesn't bronze the rest of her body properly. It's a little uneven. Why is that?
Oh, can you just pause it? Oh my gosh.
I am short circuiting because there's so many things in my head right now. It, I mean, you know those pictures where little kids get a hold of markers and they color their their little siblings. That's what she looks like. Like she got colored by a toddler. None of it's consistent.
She's orange AF. Her hands. This is this is fake tanner that she's using. You can tell it's a lotion because look at her hands. It looks like she like.
It's a little uneven. Was playing with Tang. This woman says she got stopped by ICE because of whatever that is happening with her fake tanner. That's a lot of fake tanner. Yeah, in certain spots.
Oh my! I can't even use it because I get eczema and I break out. I there's I can't even. Look at look at like her chest and her arm are two different worlds. Her face is something else entirely.
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Oh my heavens. She says that she was nabbed because of her tan, and I guess they.
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Is this the same woman? I think it is, Patricia Cruntzill. Is it her? Who said that immigration and customs enforcement detained her after leaving a restaurant because she said that they were questioning her? Oh my gosh!
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So, guess what? An illegal immigrant vandal beheaded a Quantico Iwajima statue soldier with a sledgehammer. It. I read it. It's like anywhere from over a hundred thousand, like one hundred ten thousand dollars in damage.
Somebody said it's probably even more than that. Twenty-seven year old illegal alien beheaded one of the soldiers on one of the two Iwajima statues at the Marine Corps base in Quantico with a sledgehammer. The photos, and it's the one where they're obviously the famous one, where they're raising the flag, and the name Miguel Alonso Maldonado Soriano was caught by cops hacking away at it. They caught him in the middle of doing it, and they took him into custody. And it looks like they're gonna.
I hope that they put him in a can and and eat him across the border back to Mexico where he illegally entered from. Dead or alive, I don't care. But that's we're gonna come back to that because that's enraging, and I'm just this. This is you want more of that? Then don't vote or vote for a damn Democrat because you're with the Republican candidate.
That's you can get more of that. I promise you. Supreme Court says that New Hampshire student IDs can't be used to vote in November. I agree. A student ID isn't the same thing at all.
I mean, you know how easy it is to get a student ID. I'm not saying that I could have facilitated that a college campus for a fee because I had access to everything and everybody administration respected me. But I'm just saying I could have done that. I didn't. I didn't say that I did it for a small fee, but you know it could have been done.
This is very just saying it's very very easy to do.
So that's absolutely why this never should be allowed to be voting ID. Never, ever, ever. Oh my gosh! So thankfully, at least, Dakota said the Supreme Court says New Hampshire can't do that. All right.
So now there's reported problems with touch screen voting machines.
Some of this, I'm going to be honest with you. I think it's patience. And I also think it's the difference between younger and older generations.
So I noticed at our polling place, some of the older folks were complaining if they didn't have the pen that it was difficult to press the button, and then the younger people were like, "All you got to do is hold it there for a second, and it registers." So I think that's. Honestly, because they grew up with this stuff, like my kids were there voting. They grew up with this stuff. They're like, it's like that's all it is. They just don't know how to use the touchscreen.
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