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So POTUS Welcoming Xi Jinping. The Chinese leader yesterday And The pomp and circumstance, which by the way, I read a thing this morning. The First Lady was saying that Because China apparently I guess they rolled out the red carpet. For us? When we for POTUS when he went to and visited China that Uh That's why POTUS had this type of reception.
For those wondering. That's why he had this type of reception for Xi Jinping. Although I will say I was kinda hoping for a little I don't know. A little trolling. Maybe because I'm a child.
I don't know. But I did. I mean, cane, I can't be the only one. that wanted that, but I'm just saying. Would have liked to see a little bit of trolling.
That would have been nice. Welcome to the radio program, Dana Lash, with you. And we're going to go through this visit, kind of what they hope to accomplish. I will say this. which I'm going to talk about separately here coming up.
But I did think it was interesting that where's this piece at? Where's my story? I did think it was interesting. This story that I have about our laser. Defense technology.
So, we have like two types of kinds of lasers that we've been using. One of them we've been using already in conjunction with Iran.
Some of it we've developed with Israel, some of it is our own, like the iron beam and things like that. But a lot of it has been a collaborative effort, but we've been using that to protect. Uh Our assets. in theater, which is nice. And it's super cheap.
Because you're essentially just like paying for the charge, right? That it's super cheap to use. And it's actually making up for the fact. For the Interceptor. decrease for the lack of a better way to put it.
And this came out while Xi Jinping is visiting. the United States, which I'm going to say right now, I don't think that that was Just a coincidence. I think it was perfectly timed. for that. Interesting.
So, welcome to the show.
So, they kicked off. They had a plain side welcome from POTUS. And The uh Well, I mean, big plain side welcome. I think that that's like only happened like a couple of times. It's a kind of a rare thing for us to do, for the commander-in-chief to meet.
And Meet with a foreign leader there at plain sight because you know who it is. It's usually uh. Like they're, they have people, they have people who do that. They have individuals who do that that meet these leaders' plain side.
So, this was interesting. And then, of course. I don't know if I.
Okay, I have like audio of Xi Jinping, like video of him talking, but I am such. a nationalist that I don't No, if I want to play The commie. Kane, do we want to play the commie? That's cut two I'm looking at. for the people.
out there. Why not? We'll go ahead. It is what it is, guys. Go ahead.
Go ahead. This is cut coexist in peace. As I have said many times, China and the United States as two major countries stand to gain from cooperation and will both lose in confrontation. We do not need to avoid mentioning competition. But our competition should be a healthy one and should be kept within bounds.
It should be a race of catching up with one another. not a wrestle in which one either wins or loses. Interesting.
Now I wasn't able to see it because we can't run the Juan's out today, by the way. He's on, Juan's taking a well-deserved vacation.
So, literally, it's just Kane and I in the studio.
So, we're not able to put out the show that you're normally used to seeing. Steve is in DC.
So, we're not able to bring you the show that you're normally used to seeing. But we apologize for that. But that was some of what he was saying. We do need to avoid mentioning competition, but it should be a healthy one.
So, much of this is performative, is it not?
So much is performative. I don't know. Maybe the, I don't know. I mean, it's just. Uh An interesting reception.
Now, the first lady. If I think I'm looking. Yeah, she was meeting with.
So the first lady, our first lady, was meeting with the. Chinese, they don't call her first lady in China, the first commie lady.
So she was meeting with uh the the first lady of Chicom.
So she's meeting with her. And apparently It was very warm and they're having tea. They're doing their little lady brunch. And that's ongoing. I think they're rapping.
But uh this has been this has been very interesting. I mean, I can understand. wanting to monitor one's enemies. I get that. And especially if the goal is to de-escalate or to avoid certain things, I think we all understand that.
But it is odd. It's super odd. I don't know that I would do the same. Would you do the same, Kane? I don't know.
It's a good question. I mean, I don't like I don't even like sitting at a dinner table at a restaurant with people I don't like. I can't imagine welcoming one to my country and then like rolling out the red carpet. I mean, I legit won't sit down at a table with you. I have no interest.
Diplomacy is diplomacy. On this level, it's going to be a lot different than what we would probably personally do. I see, this is why I would not be a diplomat. Because I just, I mean, you have to get over your own. Biases and represent your country, and in the pursuit of peace and in the pursuit of non-chaos.
I got a pr I have such a problem with authority, and I have such a problem with authoritarian figures that. I don't know. It's um It's just it's I don't know. It's weird. It's weird.
So apparently now he's oh are we getting two pandas couple pandas.
Sorry about stealing all your IP. Best we can do is a couple pandas. Here you go. Here's our apology. Oh, you have video of that?
Is it? In a few days, two pandas, Pingping and Fushuang, will come to their new home in Zoo Atlanta and meet with the American people. To Zoo Atlanta.
Something that's a very good question. I uh okay, all right, so I I we're getting too pandas.
Sorry about uh helping to you know, Iran. Target your assets, United States.
Sorry about supplying you with fentanyl. Hey, sorry about the woo flu. Here's some pandas. Best we can do. Best we can do.
You got a couple pandas. Yeah. No, I mean, I'm not, I love pandas. Pandas are the chaos of the animal world. Have you seen a baby any panda?
They're chaos, they're pure chaos. But I mean I feel like we're gonna need more than that. You know what I'm saying? I mean, our kids were shut up in classrooms for God knows how long. They're shut up in homes out of the classroom.
I mean, everybody's still ridiculous. I have the story of this lesbian bar and mask mandates, and I can't even deal. All we get is a couple of pandas. We've been enduring the TikTok slob, and all we get is a couple of pandas. Mean you've been stealing our damn IP and all we get's a couple of pandas?
I'm at I'm made of questions right now. All right, so. Uh a I told you about the the lasers. First off, I find this fascinating because our technological advances have been a phenomenal force multiplier, and we are developing weaponry that nobody else has. And so now this comes by way of New York Post.
The U.S. military has been deploying lasers in the Strait of War moves to knock out regime hardware, taking out drones, incoming cruise missiles at a much lower cost than using more expensive kinetic weapons like missiles. This is the Department of War confirming this. They said that they can track and target drones and put the spot exactly where they want it, disable the sensors, or just knock down the drone itself. I mean, I'm just going to say.
I mean, in hell divers this isn't particularly effective. Weapon, the literal space cannon. I mean, that's what we're talking about. We're talking about space space lasers. Huh, look at that.
So This is I think this is And oh, and by the way This is what is amazing about this. the control system for it. Do you know what the control system is for this? Laser weapon. I would be amazingly good at this because my accuracy is off the charts.
It's a flippin' Xbox controller. Seriously? For Royal, R-I-L-L. Mm. For well.
It's operated by reconfigured Xbox game console controllers.
So Remember when they were adver when they were advertising for gamers? I just I remember myself as a kid. And I used to read the uh funny pages in the newspapers when I was a kid. And there was always some something in their once a week of, oh, well, you know, like they would have a comic strip and it shows a kid who's a gamer and showing their parents all the want ads for, you know, save this princess and all this, you know. That's what you're you're gonna well, now that's actually true.
This is fascinating because you have a lot of people who are going to be who will enlist that grew up completely familiar. I mean, this system is, these systems are entirely intuitive to them. I just find that fascinating. That's like, that's, that is an amazing. bit of Development.
I love this.
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So the first ever Hanukkah Barbie has sparked outrage and excitement. Because some people are saying that she has a big nose. And I'm looking at this Barbie, and I actually feel insulted if people think that this is a big nose. I gotta say. I mean, I think it's neat that they made one.
But also at the same time, Those pants are hideous. I'm more offended. by these Houndsooth pants than I am almost anything else. But I don't see that she's got I mean, she's got a a sweater with a menorah. She has um The uh They have dreidels on it.
She, I don't know. I don't. Oh, sorry, those aren't pants, those are leggings. And she's in Ugboots.
So, Ann, I don't really think there's a difference. I'm looking at it and I just don't know if I feel like that's a large nose or not.
So it's like half outrage, half not. I don't know. I really don't know. But anyway, that's the news. Bye, guys.
Let's see. Paramount is looking to tap Musk for equity investment. If you want the left to implode further, just tell them that Elon Musk is going to be part owner of CNN. Lose their ever-loving minds.
So that'll be interesting to watch. New York Times is sued by shareholders over what they're claiming and accurately claiming is biased coverage as it pertains to reporting on Israel. There have been so many people in that workplace that have come forward saying that they've been punished for disagreeing with editorial. Editorials, political zealotry, or a number of other issues.
So, this is not shocking to see. I mean, don't forget, Barry Weiss left New York Times and then ended up having, ended up becoming their worst nightmare. That's what happens when you, you know, I'm just saying, they weren't paying attention to this. Let's see. No, no, no, no, no.
Harvey Weinstein got another 15 years for 2006 sexual assault, and apparently it came out that he was offering Gail Sharpton money. to help. Like his image. Huh, look at that.
Look at that. I mean, you know, she'll jump for any cash, no matter what ground you throw it on.
So I wouldn't be surprised. TSA is rolling out a new scanner. Oh boy.
Now, it's saying that there could be a new headache for carry-on travelers. I am a notorious carry-oner person. I do not like checking bags unless I absolutely have to. I think I've only checked a bag twice in 10 years. I'm not kidding.
May two or three times, maybe in 10 years, no more than that.
So they said that air travelers who try to put everything that they can into carry-on could have a rude awakening because the TSA has decided to be more ridiculous. They're introducing a state-of-the-art CT that they set up better capabilities, but they said not all carry-on items may fit through the new machines. And if they don't, travelers have to check their carry-ons. I hate everything. This is so stupid.
So they said that the smaller opening is necessary to make sure.
So it's a smaller opening. I don't understand what. I mean, I think most of these are already in a number of new airports. Those ones that look like alien pods. That I have the blue lights all over I feel like that's already, you know, but Anyway, they said that uh Scanners can check bags without opening your laptop.
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What a weird show today because we've had China and lady bars and all kinds of stuff. Uh and I got kittens forthcoming. I mean there's a lot to and of course the yeah pandas and kittens. That's accurate, I believe.
So, POTUS. Welcomed. The uh TriCom leader. Because apparently, according to the First Lady, one of the reasons why POTUS wanted to have a nice welcome reception is because he felt that he had received one in China. And so he was kind of returning the favor, so to speak.
So Um how that that's, you know, for those who are wondering And then of course We've got the ongoing UN hilarity. With all of this, and we've got the story about our lasers being you. I just feel like it's just a very interesting time for everything. The other issue Where to start? Pally pals?
Let's do this. Let's do this the Pali Pal story.
So we had numerous reports come out. last month that showed there is no starvation in Gaza. This was the United Nations even that confirmed this, which other entities independently have also confirmed. There's no starvation. We know that there's no genocide.
Do you know that even since October 7th, according to? Uh New international figures that the population in Gaza has only increased by over 10%, has increased by over 10%. That's just since. October 7th.
So there's no starvation. The population, except if you're a Hamas combatant, if you're a Hamas fighter, then obviously that's not applicable to you. But The uh All of these reports are coming out showing what we've all known. And There is no starvation. There is no genocide.
The population has actually only grown. It exploded, even, it exploded after Israel. Withdrew. This is why I don't understand when people say, oh, well, it's occupation. The occupiers are the Gazans that live there because they're all Jordanian.
They're Jordanian refugees. And they decided to try to fabricate a new ethnicity for themselves. They're the occupiers. Anyway.
So this other study just came out today, this morning. And It's well, it's one of several. A series of United Nations reports because we know the left loves the UN. A series of UN reports have revealed a severe escalation in gender-based violence in Gaza. What?
Who could be doing this, we wonder? Oh, it's women abused by their male relatives and forced to marry They're Gazan rapists. Oh.
So it's Gaussins. praying On Gazans. Hmm. The United Nations Population Fund. This was, by the way, there are several entities that have done this, but the one that's getting the heat or the one that's getting the attention is because it's the United Nations.
The United Nations Population Fund found that gender-based violence in Gaza has increased over 27% from April of this year to June. One of the studies said 30%. Women and girls are facing sexual violence, the report says the denial of resources by their own Gazan government and domestic abuse. And I mean, it's, you want to talk about a crisis, that's a crisis. They said that.
The sexual violence and the rape and assault are so bad that its quote has become critical in Gaza. This isn't the IDF doing this, this is Gazens doing it to Gazens. One report. stated that incidents of sexual violence that this accounts for like three percent of the total reported incidents Of the gender-based violence from April to June, just in 2026 alone.
So it's already over a 2% increase from the previous quarter. It is a 61% increase in absolute case numbers year over year. And they also added that hundreds of women, they've gathered testimony from hundreds of women in these displacement camps. from Gaza City.
Now remember, Gaza City was the Hamas stronghold. And so this displacement camp is in Gaza, more to the south in Gaza. And it's where those individuals that were living there with Hamas, because they had their headquarters there. They went to this camp in southern Gaza. And so they said.
That they and their female neighbors. They've said that they've been raped, forced into marriages throughout the camps. One man, according said one woman in Conuna, said that a man married off his 14-year-old daughter. For Fid.
Some of them, because it's if you're raped, you have to marry a rapist. And that It'll happen in schools.
So there have been stories of schools where The kid is out one day because the girl is out. The female student might be out because she was raped, and then she comes back and they're celebrating because they're making her marry the rapist. You're talking about like junior high. This is ridiculous. And they said that violence against disabled women was prevalent.
There's countless stories of disabled women who were raped and become pregnant. This is the United Nations. This isn't Jerusalem Post. It's not the IDF. It's not, this is your big lefty UN.
That's how bad it is in Gaza. because of Gazens, that they can't even, you can't even hide it. It's that bad. Uh And all of this is done with their government's sanction. This is how Hamas runs Gaza.
So don't sit here and tell me it's just the Hamas terrorist. This explains to you also why there were so many civilians in the streets when hostages on video, and it's from the Hamas fighters' own video that they uploaded to the internet.
So you can't argue that either. I mean, you literally had hundreds upon hundreds, probably like in some of the bigger cities, there are thousands that came out. and that we're celebrating whenever they would bring these hostages in. They said that um in the tents that they have, by the way, the displacement camps. Hamas fighters actually will store rockets and missiles in these under these tents.
In these quote-unquote humanitarian camps, because they know that the camp. Is a good shield for their stuff. It protects them. That's how they think. This is ridiculous.
So It is, that's how bad it is. Why do the Free Palestine people never talk about this? Why did the Free Palestine people not mention that the population in Gaza had exploded before October 7th and is still growing over 10% after October 7th? I think it's so weird that the quote unquote Free Palestine people never said anything about that. Why haven't the Free Palestine people ever said anything about the rampant sexual violence that Gazans are doing to Gazans in Gaza?
Don't you think that that's interesting? I I mean, they don't mention it at all. Javier Bardem hasn't mentioned this. Javier Bardem was trying to get pink pulled. From as being a UNICEF ambassador because she's Jewish.
And so Javier Bardem has been leading like a one-man little Nazi hunt to try to get her. I'm not even a fan of Pink's politics. I thought she was horrendous after Parkland. And she has said some pretty nasty things about people, full disclosure. Although I think her husband's pretty moderate.
Corey Hart, I think he's I think he's uh Carrie Hart, I think he's pretty moderate. But What's being done to her simply because she spoke out in defense? of Ed Sheeran. and in defense of artists who don't want to give a stage to the Pali theatrics. And she said that she's Jewish.
So people like Javier Bardem The Spanish Inquisition. They decided to go, and he's been trying to get Pink kicked off of being a UNICEF ambassador. Javier Bardum hasn't spoken about all of this violence. that Gazans are doing to Gazans in Gaza, don't you find that interesting? I mean, free Palestine, free Palestine from what?
Palestine? Free Palestine from Palestine. Ugh. This is all Pollywood stuff. They don't talk to you about any of this.
Notice how the Free Palestine people have refused to acknowledge the fact, indisputable, God's honest fact. That there's no starvation in Gaza. And that. the issue with aid. is that Hamas hijacks it.
You know why Hamas met some of the IDF trucks with guns? The IDF sends aid. They're the only, I've never seen it. They have been, they did a whole polio. Uh, campaign just a couple of months ago for all the kids in Gaza.
None of the free Palestine people talked about that.
So interesting. It's almost like they don't really know what's happening there and they just want to read what off whatever TikTok slot comes up so they can borrow some youth from a movement and pretend to be in the know. Right? I find that so fascinating. I haven't heard anything about that from any of the Pally performers.
Mm. Speaking of Pally performers, Oh my gosh, this is an actual story too. This, let me pull this up. This woman, let me find this story. They call her the Palestinian Rachel Tolazal.
Have you heard about this? She is a big time anti-Israeli activist. She grew up, you all remember who Rachel Dolezal was, is right. She was the white woman who went and got a perm, and then she pretended that she was black.
So, and literally ran an NAACP chapter. And then it came out she's wide as a day as long.
So this anti-Israeli activist was busted Hannah Gon, 34. She's a public school teacher. She was once branded Philadelphia's leading anti-Semite. Turns out And she presented herself as literally being a black Palestinian woman for years. Years and years and years.
She called herself, I have this on the rundown, she called herself a black Palestinian woman. That's how she presented herself. That's how she introduced herself. That's what she would write about herself. A black Palestinian woman.
Well, guess what? She is neither black and Palestinian isn't a thing that basically means you're Jordanian. She is neither of those things. She is a white Jewish woman who grew up in a $2 million house. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. She, and I mean, I'm looking at her, a picture of her right now. If you're gonna wear bronzer to try to fake race, you need to make sure you blend it in with your neck. I don't want to see the demarcation line from where you stopped with your brush.
With your white hands. Oh my gosh, she is a white Jewish woman. It's all Pally performance for these people. It all is. This is a mind virus.
Going out there and saying that there's a genocide in Gaza is like saying BLM. It's the same thing. It's like saying Black Lives Matter. It's the same thing as saying 15 days to slow the spread. It's all the same thing.
I just cannot believe the performativeness nature of that. It's just insane to me. All right, so coming up, it doesn't end in New York City. There is a uh animal rescue. that has come out and said that they will absolutely not allow Anybody who is MAGA, any Republican, anybody who is pro-Israel or anything, adopt.
any of their animals. I guess they don't care about their animals getting adopted. Can you imagine being that much of a partisan zealot that you would put your politics above the welfare of animals? This is insane. We're going to talk about this coming up.
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So, first up. This We had a listener who shared this one with me. This comes by way of Maximus. A Florida couple was arrested after their six-month-old daughter was hospitalized. with a blood alcohol content of 0.383.
What? I don't even understand. I can't even.
Someone said that's a tolerance level that most people can only dream about. Oh my gosh.
So this and it's Action Jax, whose web page is completely not optimized and is covered with pop-ups. A West Central Florida couple, they're accused of child neglect. After they're six month old, Had a potentially fatal blood alcohol level of 0.383, according to court documents. The parents Were arrested just actually a few days ago, and they were charged with a felony count of child neglect with great bodily harm. The baby was found unresponsive by her seven-year-old brother, who alerted his parents.
And so they said that. They discovered when they were evaluating her what her blood alcohol content was. She's critical but stable. They said it would have killed her if she would have gone without medical attention. He, the seven-year-old had come home from school.
His parents were sleeping in the living room. He checked on his sister in her bedroom. She was in her playpen, but she wasn't responding, and that's when he woke up his parents.
Now, they denied initially using drugs or alcohol. They said they didn't know how, you know, she had alcohol in her system. And then, They said that they had gone to the beach with other family members and they said it was another family member that put vodka in a water bottle and that apparently the mother's boyfriend and baby's father apparently used that bottle for the child. Oh and that I don't know. They I just don't think that these parents are fit.
The seven-year-olds dropped off, and the parents are sleeping in the living room. What are they doing all day? These sound like absolute deadbeats. Good grief. I feel so bad for those kids.
This uh that's kind of a sad one. This um Florida man threw cash out of a window while leading police on a chase. I said two people were arrested. After police investigated suspicious ATM activity, two men from Florida were arrested. After the police were investigating, they got this tip: Perlin Police.
They said as they We're pursuing The man still wore a mask apparently and he decided to try to get rid of the evidence. By throwing it out the window during the pursuit, which is ridiculous. He threw out more than $6,000 in cash. While he was being pursued. Can you let us know in advance if you're going to do something like that?
We like to clean up that stuff and keep your city clean.
So, if people are discarding money out of the window, please alert Kane and I. Kane and I will show up. with trash bags to collect that litter. Yeah. That beautiful green litter, and we'll take care of all of that.
So just give us a heads up. The driver was identified as LaVon Stephen Jr. He has two first names, so I don't think that that's allowed. And he was charged with evading arrest, tampering with evidence, and so they're still investigating. Yeah.
Oh, let's see. This guy totally got arrested for DUI, looks it in his mug shot, and during his evaluation was told to take nine steps, took 25 instead. And when they asked him to recite the alphabet, he said he forgot. 56-year-old Sean Grubbs. He was weaving in and out of traffic.
He almost hit a couple of cars. Police witnessed him doing it too. They were behind him and they saw what was going on. They're like, oh boy.
So they pulled him over. And immediately they noticed he was drunk. He had bloodshot, watery eyes. He could not even get out of the car. He couldn't stand upright.
His speech was slurred. And he said he was heading to his girls' house on the shore. And then the officer was like, Well, you're not going to the shore, you're driving the entirely wrong way. They released the body camera footage showing him struggle through. All of the field sobriety exercises, especially.
when he was told to take nine steps and he just started he started the heel. toe steps you're supposed to take nine of those i guess and turn around and then take nine back and he just kept walking. And By the time he stopped and turned around, he had walked twenty-five steps. And the officer, he turned around, Grubbs turned around and asked the officer, Is that nine? And the officer goes, Well, you were supposed to be counting.
And so he had to start again. Eventually, he was told to stop. This is not the first time he was arrested, apparently, for DUI. And he also refused to submit breath samples, etc. He was taken into custody and he's going to be going to try.
He's slated to appear actually in a few days before the judge. Uh let's see here.
A um Mm-mm. Oh.
A Florida man speeding stop. Deputies found meth and 11 pounds of berries because, you know, that makes sense. Florida traffic stop. Over 15 miles per hour. And yeah, the guy had lots of meth and also 11 pounds of palmetto berries.
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Like sands through the hourglass, so are the days of the United States. Listen to this, that many Airline pilots. Flight attendants. and air traffic controllers are part of the furry community. What?
Lord, help us. It's terrifying when you think about this. When you walk onto a commercial flight, It's possible that the pilot flying your plane could have a deranged fetus of dressing up like an animal.
Now Hang on for a minute. Oh gosh, hang on. Let me get through this segment. Uh Um so he was giving a speech. about transgenderism being a mental disease, which I agree with.
And he was saying that, um He was basically making a broader argument about mental health institutions, and then he. noted this. I disagree with the pushback. that your hobbies Or Preferences outside of the cockpit have no bearing on your professional qualifications. Because if you're like, I don't know, a recreational drug user.
Feels like that might have some impact on what you do inside of the cockpit. If you have body dysmorphia, to such an insane degree that you're willing to literally flay You're Jimmy's. to like be a woman, feel like that's gonna have.
Some type of impact in the cockpit, especially if you're on a cocktail of big pharma. medicines in order to stop your body from going WTF. I feel like that. I mean, is it? Theatrical how he said it, of course.
But it got your attention, didn't it? And we're talking about really the issue at hand, are we not?
So that's the whole thing of it. I mean, I just don't want you in the furry costume in the cockpit. You know, I mean, if you're an ace. You know. Then I don't want to know what you do.
You don't, I don't sit here and go on and on to you about my crochet, do I? I'm not like every day showing you the projects I'm working on. I don't need to know about your furry stuff. Shut up.
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He pled guilty to felony property damage and was sentenced to five years' probation, 200 hours of community service. But yeah, they found out that he was, it was a big spree, and then he. asked chat GTP uh about how he could avoid having them find out it was him. It's not going to happen. And they caught you asking that as well.
Federal judge orders Texas to air condition all prisons by the end of 2029. I don't want to pay for that. I don't want to pay for air conditioning. I mean If you're a murderer, if you're a child predator, especially, I want you to sweat to death. If you're a child predator, I want you to sweat to death and suffocate in jail.
I want it to be so hot that it's worse than an animal being locked in a hot car. I want it to be hotbox you to death if you're a child predator. They said that it's about cruel and unusual punishment, blah, blah, blah. Texas is going to appeal to this and we'll see. But they said that the entire prison system, they are supposed to be air-conditioned.
Now, I also agree that you, yes, I do agree, ministry with prison. I completely, and there's Chuck Colson was a great dude who did all of that. But I draw the line at rapist. I draw the line at murder. I draw the line at, you know, Chi pedophiles.
particularly um yeah those people no no no put them in a put them in a dungeon with no ac those people Let's see. We also have. This is crazy. This 83-year-old Christian grandmother euthanized against her will. She.
had issues with cognition already. And her family was saying that she wasn't in her right mind when she sounded signed those made, the euthanization paperwork, and that she was rejecting it. all the way up until they did it, she was crying. And then when they were trying to administer The IV, so that they could give her the drugs to kill her. Like, apparently, they couldn't hit a vein, they had blood all over her, so she literally.
I had blood all over her and her hands clasped in prayer when they finally killed her. Isn't that crazy? And her family tried to fight it and they couldn't do it. That's insane. Uh, that's a major problem.
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