When Candace Owens Conspiracies Meet Ballistics

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This is a job for Indeed Sponsored Jobs. Welcome to the program. I love Gail Sharpton, ballistics expert, going, I don't think he was shot by a gun. What do you think? I don't think he was shot.

What is that a millimeters, maybe for projectile, exploding microphone? You know, the Jews with their space lasers like zeroed in like a laser cannon on the microphone and like melted it and it blew up. That's not. how energy or those weapons work, but okay. Um mm.

I don't know. I um and she got $300,000 for showing up. Man, that's the easiest money she ever had to make since marrying her gay husband.

So Okay. It's true. And then she did an ad in the middle of it. Because of course, you know, just saying, because of course. No, I didn't watch it because when I kill brain cells, I like to do it with liquor.

You know? Like, I don't. I don't want to watch some Yeah. Gal Sharpton. try to I mean it's I I she doesn't have intellect.

There's nothing all, it's just a grift. She's just been grifting off of her dead former employer that she stabbed in the back. That's it. That's all that is to it. I mean, I don't even find it in the beginning, it was.

You watch because you were like, why is she so nuts? Why is she so desperate? Like, are they broke? Like, who does this? Who pimps that hard for money?

And then it just lost interest because Like Katucker Katarlson, she just goes out there and says whatever, never has to prove anything. Never has to clarify, never has to substantiate. There's never any evidence. It's just a feeling. And it amazes me, especially any 2A person that would watch this and be like, well, she's what?

I don't know. It's an interesting theory about the gun stuff. It sounds like Joe Biden talking about guns. This woman knows nothing about firearms. She knows nothing about ballistics.

She never held a gun in her damn life. She never shot anything ever.

So I I just can't take Any of it seriously. It's so performative. You guys know it's just a performance. It's just that it's a reality soap opera. starring one of the biggest prostitutes in America.

I mean, the less respectable one. 'Cause, you know, at least prostitutes are honest, like the, you know, the more traditional ones. I just don't, I can't even bring myself to watch it or even, you know, follow the fights online. Every day. Can you imagine that's your life?

Every day I have to get up and spend some more BS about My dead boss that I stabbed in the back and tried to retcon it and act like Bruce BFFs all these years later, even though he never he'd like banned me from the TPUSA events and didn't even invite me to his wedding. And I'm super jealous over his much prettier and successful and smarter wife. I don't know. It's just an interesting trajectory for someone who started out. Suing white students.

Based on false accusations of racism. That's how she started out. She worked with the NAACP and she did those press conferences, and they were racist to me and all that stuff.

So she went from that. to attacking conservative gamers. With Gamergate, and then she did her social autopsy website where she was doxing people online like a leftist. And then all of a sudden realize there's a ceiling. on the left because the left right now is prioritizing trans.

And I guess she decided to go against the trans thing and then switched and tried to be a righty. And that's that was the mantle. She's a cautionary tale of why you why you don't allow people who claim that they're new converts And they've never really fully explained the conversion, why you don't put them in the control room. That's a really great example as to why. I mean, it's and if you get, if you're like, well, you shouldn't, you shouldn't.

You can't be the bouncer for this, or you can't gatekeep. It's not gatekeeping. In fact, it's biblical. This is what Paul said. In the New Testament, about new converts.

You're not gonna make them leaders of the church, you're not gonna make new converts elders. And there's a reason why, a number of reasons. That's just as good for them as it is for the body.

So if you don't like following biblical precepts to guide your life, then I guess that says a lot about who you let guide you instead of Christ, right? Huh. See, that's the difference between Christ as King and Jesus as Lord.

So Moving on. The uh I got a lot of audio here. As we, because half of you, let's be honest, half of your kids are going. This is like the first day some of you are either at work without having to deal with kids. Uh, before you left, or you're at home and you didn't have to deal with kids before you left.

Uh, a couple of other things. This, oh man.

So in Dearborn, Michigan. The police chief Decided to make a video That was mostly in Arabic. Dearborn Little Mogadishu. He released a video on social media addressing the city council meeting that is next Tuesday, right? He was telling local residents to stay home and avoid confronting outside agitators, including some right-wingers who are going to be protesting.

to stop Islamification. He spoke in English, but the video featured Arabic subtitles. and translations. Watch this video. This is cut 23.

I'm Chief Issa Shaheen. And we're aware that individuals and groups from outside our community may come to the Dearborn City Council meeting on Tuesday, August 18th. We've been monitoring the situation closely and coordinating with our state and federal partners. We have a plan in place and you will see an enhanced presence of police officers. But here's my direct ask of our residents.

Please stay home. These groups that are coming here are coming for one reason. And that's to provoke a reaction and generate attention. If nobody shows up to react, they have nothing. The most powerful thing that this community can do is refuse to give them an audience.

If you have business before council, You're welcome. and you'll be safe. We'll make sure of it. But if you're thinking about coming down just to confront these people, don't. That's exactly what they want and it puts you at risk.

Let our officers do their job. Don't let a handful of hateful outsiders define who we are. Dearborn is stronger than this. Thank you. Good heavens on earth.

Um So he's And this is not the first time that he's actually done stuff like this.

So he's telling people. First off, that's I don't know. I've never seen a public update that's in Arabic like that before. Have you, Kane? No.

Never. I've not seen that. And it it I just think that if you come to a country, I don't expect to go to a country and have everything delivered to me in English. I don't expect it whether I'm in Europe. Whether I'm in the Nordic area, whether I'm in the Caribbean.

whether I'm in anywhere any Polynesian island. Whether I'm in the Middle East, I don't expect anybody. To issue through their government and include an English. Translation of it because that's their country. If I should learn that language, and I think the same thing applies here in the United States: English is the language for a reason.

Secondly, He's telling people Don't come to a public meeting because I can't trust that you're not going to go aloha snack bar on anything. And that's really ultimately true. You know this.

So there can, so the Christians that are protesting in Dearborn. are considered agitators and the enemies. Not the Islamists. That have entirely taken over the community, have thrown rocks, have gotten violent. And have also fleeced the hundreds of thousands, millions of taxpayer dollars.

By the way, it's interesting, this Issa Shaheen. was recognized with a Racial and Social Justice Award from the Michigan Roundtable. It's a powerful full-circle moment for him and a career dedicated to federalist public safety and reform. Did you know that? He's a he is a um he he himself is a Muslim.

Isa Shaheen is a Muslim. And apparently, they're like, oh, he's the first Muslim American police chief in Michigan. Does he believe in Sharia? Because I'm curious as to how you can do that job wearing the badge and follow. a faith that demands a separate system, a separate legal system.

And don't sit here and say that it's a way of life or whatever. I'm not a moron. You know, I mean, good heavens. I know what the Quran says. I know what the Hadith say.

I know what it says. It's literally Islamic jurisprudence. It's not just like a cultural suggestion for how to live life. I mean, it's literally how to meet out. issues within the Islamic community.

So I just, you know, you got to put on all the robes or none, okay?

So The Conflict there to me is a little interesting.

So Kane, I think you make a very good point. The issue isn't with what he thinks is the reaction or overreaction of the Christians coming to protest. The ongoing Islamification of the Midwest, but he's telling the other residents that live there: I think that you're going to go too hardcore Aloha snack bar. He thinks that they are Two. Unstable.

to actually go out. and deal with any kind of differing thought in the form of a protest. I agree. and tolerance. He's basically declaring that the Islamist that he is seeking to to Provide Favor for.

that they are too intolerant to be around any differing opinions. I mean, you're confirming what everyone is saying. He's literally just taking the L by confirming everything, just like that. And also, Kane, you've noted, and you can say this, we've, I mean, being able to. Appeal to our government, the redress of government is a right.

Yep, it's our duty. It's a right and a duty for us to do it, and of course, we're going to do it.

Now, whoever reacts to that, that's their own emotional instability, and that's what this guy was talking about. He understands that Muslims, a lot of the violent ones, they don't care about any sort of decency, they care about. reacting on their emotions. And if they find something that gets them emotional or triggers them in some way, then violence is their only recourse. They don't they don't debate.

They don't care. What is this guy's weird lighting in his video? And then he puts his hands together like he's holding a ball. He's got this like weirdly lit video, and then he puts his hands up. Have you seen that?

That's weird. It's incredibly weird, but it's always well, you know, don't come out. These people are agitators. Why are they the agitators? Why is that never set up, for instance, the group of older Muslim males who decided to put their little prayer rugs outside of a Jewish school and hold prayer outside of a Jewish school?

on video. Or I mean, why is that not a thing? You want to talk about not. Seeking a reaction. Why is nothing ever said of the, you know, again, the billions of dollars actually that were bilked by Islamists from taxpayers by people in this area?

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So Kane goes, Kane asks me.

So, on a scale of, what did you say, like on a scale of one to 10, how petty are you? And I'm like, Richard, petty. But that wasn't your point. No, who's about how petty the left is? Yes.

So this story.

So Florida has a newly Named airport, right? It's the President Jonald. That could, we could do that. Palm Beach International Airport, there was a bill the Florida legislature approved to rename it to the President Donald J. Trump Airport.

Right? And Now, I didn't, of all the things, maybe it's maybe I'm being naive here. Because the left has a problem with everything. Why would I be surprised that the same people who have a problem with literally what is on the box of butter. That, why did I think that there would there wouldn't be any objections over this?

So there is Uh, what is Live and Let's Fly? That's a I guess a memo. Right. I guess it's an airline industry.

So it's a. United Airlines and another airline, they're doing the reciprocal program, I guess, for their travelers.

So that little program. had a memo that they sent out. And apparently some passengers want to change their flights because they don't want to fly Into President Donald J. Trump International Airport. Kane, do they, is it because of the name?

Or maybe is there something wrong with the airport? It's it's because of the name. It's that's all it is.

So it's just the name. Yeah, they don't want to land at the airport they've always landed at. Because of the name.

So this internal memo Apparently, it's allowing people who don't want to land at the President Donald J. Trump International Airport to change their flights for free. If they can go to Fort Lauderdale or Miami, if they don't want to come into the Palm Beach Trump airport. The guidance even included a suggested response for agents: quote: I understand that you'd rather not fly to this airport anymore. You know.

United Airlines told Fox Business that their memo was poorly worded and not accurate. What?

So How much money do you think that they're losing on that? It's their fault. They're accommodating these idiots. If the company is deciding to accommodate these idiots, the whatever losses they're incurring is their own fault.

Well, and I'm looking at this piece here. And Yeah, they can switch to Fort Lauderdale. They can switch to Miami. It just seems like that's kind of a drive if you're going. Without having to pay extra.

Wait, would you have to pay extra? If you, wait, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Kane, say that you were like, I don't want to fly into Fort Lauderdale. I'd rather go to Miami. Would you have to pay extra?

Yes.

If you don't want to fly into the President Donald J. Trump airport, you don't have to pay extra. It's only free if the airline themselves made a mistake. And then, you know what I mean? That's when it's free.

But that's not how it's happening here. The airline is accommodating these people because of their feels. Ugh. How much is it usually? What's the fee to change?

I don't change airports because I'm very big. It depends on the type of ticket you buy in the very beginning, like how much. Because you do have the option to have a non-refundable type ticket as well.

So they said if their customer doesn't want to fly to the airport, use your. This is the memo. Dear heavens, I'm sorry. I'm just, this is so stupid. It's making me angry.

If a customer does not want to fly to the airport, use your empowerment to offer acceptable alternatives, such as Fort Lauderdale Airport, Miami International Airport. And if they don't want to land, they give them like suggested responses. For instance, one of the guidance offers this as something gate agents, I guess, or agents can say to the passengers, I understand that you'd rather not fly to this airport anymore. We can look at nearby airports like Fort Lauderdale or Miami instead. Is that an acceptable alternative?

It sounds like they're talking to to toddlers. Ugh. That's so Insane. This is so stupid. Who cares?

Fort Lauderdale is 45 miles south of West Palm Beach. Miami is over 70 miles away.

So that's still a haul. If I were United, I would just say, you know what? Get TF over it, you walking mental abortion. or don't fly. In fact, I would say, no, you know what?

I'm taking your ticket. You're too retarded to fly. We don't want this nonsense in the air. We do not want this nonsense up in a pressurized tube 30,000 feet in the air. Because someone may go crazy at you because you're that stupid and petty.

Who is that? By the way, these are only rich people that this affects. These are rich progressives that are doing this. There is no person who is counting their pennies who's like, well, I just don't want to fly into this airport. I don't like the name of it.

If you're flying to West Palm Beach, you're not poor.

Sorry, you ain't. He ain't. He ain't poor. These are just rich progressives that are bitching about it. That's all this is.

Get over it. Get over it. There's so many things. What's going to change them objecting to this airport? What are they fixing?

Look, I solved world hunger because I switched my flight instead of going to President Donald J. Trump International Airport. So many words. I switched my flight to Miami International. Look, I stopped all world hunger.

I ended racism. I stopped the conflict in Iran. Just by switching to this different airport. What are you accomplishing? What are you accomplishing?

You know? I don't want these people to not be able to do that, but I wish there was a follow-through. Like, is there a way? This is again why you never should vote for me. If I ever run for office, just know that it's an alien who's wearing me as a suit.

Because I Hate people too much to want to like represent them. I'm sorry, I do. Actually, I'm not at all sorry. I don't want the grief. I could never, I would never want to represent anyone who would vote for me.

But if I was in elected office, I would be like, okay, well all of these people, we're going to round you up for forced sterilization. You're too stupid to procreate. And you're never allowed to fly again. You think China's bad? Oh, dear children, no.

No, under a Dana regime? Oh, it's gonna be it would be ridiculous. I'm just being honest, Kane. I'm just telling you what I would do. That's it.

See?

So be thankful. I bet I don't want that done to me, though.

So, you know. But The airport said they have to change the name by state law, and it does not affect its ownership, governance, or operations.

So, I mean, what do they think is going to happen? You think, oh, well, if I do you think that if you fly into Donald J. Trump airport, your taxes are going to lower? Oh, no. I mean, what do you think?

You think the border is going to close more? Like, what are you upset about? Good heavens, people are just so dumb. It's just one of the dumbest stories I've ever seen. And it's real.

How many? But the thing is, for there to be that much, for there to be a story about this. That means a lot of people were complaining. For United to literally have to craft a memo? That means enough people were complaining.

Was it United that crafted the memo? Was it that live and let free?

Well, the United's part of that little program. Right. And the other airline that I can't pronounce.

Well, if the math on the internet, that one. Yeah, that one. Those two airlines together, that's like their frequent flyer, whatever travel program.

So, yes, it's partly united. Virtue signaling, and maybe a few people complained and they found an opportunity to virtue signal here. I think that could have been it. But I just don't want to think that humanity is the stupid or a good portion of it is the stupid. You really?

I don't want to think that. I mean, I keep getting the evidence thrown in my face to the opposite, but. Oh, no, I need to see evidence to the contrary. this point. I need to see I need to see evidence to the contrary.

So I I mean Well, maybe, you know That's More those are more flights for you. If you're in Florida and you want to go out of Palm Beach, those are more, look, you got more flight opportunities because you have these people that are self-canceling.

So, I can't really, you know, empty middle seat. Yeah, right. Do you do yeah, oh man, empty meal, that's right. All right, we have more on the way.

Some of the stuff we're going to get into.

So I saw that movie, it's because it's available for streaming, backrooms. Have you seen the back rooms? It's so wait, just everyone out there, because I can hear some people going, but I don't like horror movies. It's not really a horror movie. There's no really blood and guts.

There's nothing like that in there. It's very mental. It's very good, though. It was done by literally a 20-year-old. Kane Parsons, who was Kane Pixels on YouTube.

And his dad was in FX in Hollywood.

So he grew up out in California. And then he decided he was obsessed with making videos. And he did this like 12-video series on YouTube called The Backrooms, and it's exploration of liminal spaces. It's a really cool idea because it presents the environment as though it's its own character, which is very much, there's a very. It's almost like influenced by Kubrick without Kubrick, if that's possible.

So, you know how The Shining, The Hotel and The Shining, is its own character. And I love films like that where the structure is that present and is that. Heavy and active in the whole story. And so this explores. The way that he put it, which I thought was incredibly smart, it weaponizes nostalgia.

Brilliant. That's that's an even better pitch than Al Ruddy's. I'm going to create an ice, you know, you know, an ice blue movie about the people you love, or something like that. His famous one-line pitch.

So I saw backrooms and it was great.

So, if you would watch it if you haven't, if you like horror films particularly, but apparently, the Odyssey.

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So, apparently, you're going to want to hear this headline. Let me share with you the NPR taxpayer-funded Government Pravda. Headline, and I quote. Hunter Biden says being stripped naked in the public square was a gift.

Okay. Oh, I'm not even done.

So he's been on, I guess, a podcast? Tour So to speak. And he says quote I was given the gift of being so publicly shamed and humiliated and literally stripped bare, in some cases literally stripped naked in the public square. I had nowhere to hide, nowhere left to hide. We saw your hide.

I had no secrets that I could keep. Who stripped you in the square hunter? Who took off your clothes, Hunter? Was it you? Because you took off your own damn clothes cavorting with hookers.

and bragging about your crackstash. What in the world? He's the one who did it to himself. He is the one. who burned our eyeballs out.

by stripping naked any KKI D. And recording himself, so many recordings and so many pictures. And he was the one who upload he had like Didn't it? Didn't he have like a porn channel or something that he uploaded stuff to, in addition to just putting everything on his laptop? Like, he had at one of those porny sites.

Didn't he have? Like his a whole channel. That he put his stuff on, and that's how because not everything was obtained from the laptop. Apparently, a lot of those videos were obtained from his little porny channel that he had. We're all so grossed out.

It's like an athlete's foot if it was a person. And so he now thinks that I guess it's a virtue. I'm trying to understand how he's spinning this. He said he was given the gift. He was the one who recorded himself doing it.

Can we be real with? This. How real do you want me to be? Oh my god, I want you. to be so real with this because look listen The honest part of this is the media and the left did everything they could to spare him from the true quote-unquote public square.

That's what they did. And him complaining about the fact that he was actually protected that much in the media to the point where they said it was Russian disinformation. This is what we're talking about. Remember how the media shamed you. How dare you?

How dare you attack the President's infant baby fetus child? Hunter Biden, his almost sixty year old baby fetus. Hunter Biden. They they infantilized him. They acted like this was like some just misunderstood kid.

Instead of a what, fifty six, fifty seven year old dude? With children as old as us, they were trying to make you think that he was just this little baby hunter. You can't how dare you go after the President's son, who stutters, by the way. Have you heard about the President's stutter? Why do you hate stutterers?

That's the kind of stuff that the media did. They they over and above protected this guy. over and above. They shielded him. Do you remember hearing about how his wait, let me sorry, I gotta get it straight.

Sister-in-law. Wait, ex-sister-in-law. Lover late. brother's ex late brother's wife's yeah. That became his girlfriend that he also got hooked on drugs.

And then she stole his pistol and literally threw it, literally threw it in a trash can at this bougie supermarket that's directly across the street. If you look on Google Maps, and we showed you at the time, directly across the street from an elementary school. And Secret Service had to get involved and retrieve the gun. Did you hear the media talking about all of that? No, you didn't.

Because the media was protecting infant, baby, fetus, almost 60-year-old little baby Hunter Biden. That's why. And he acts like I was so publicly shamed and humiliated. You were publicly shamed because you publicly decided to publicly upload your public videos where you were publicly getting naked, your flaccid white ass, out there in front of America. You did that to us.

I'm traumatized. I am traumatized. Are you trying? There's a class action something here. I deserve compensation.

I too also deserve. said compensation, for having to witness that. It was all over everywhere. You couldn't get away from it. cavorting around with these like trashy hookers.

And they were trashy hookers. I mean, you know, if you're spilling over your corset just a bit, like muffining out. Maybe spend the couple extra dollars. Just saying. But that went to the crack, right?

Wasn't he bragging about the size of rocks that he had? I can't deal with this stuff. I can't. And now Biden's like, now Hunter Biden's going, I wanted to go in the Lionston with people that have pursued me the most vociferously over the past several years. No, he's going on with like.

Lil Hitler's. He's going on with grapers. That's who he's going on with. And then they're palling around and acting like they're BFFs. Because it's horseshoe theory.

They are all the same person, that they are really all the same ideology. Does he actually think remember, he was pardoned because he was convicted back in twenty four of a federal offense because of his Elite on his 4473.

Now any one of us would have been completely in trouble. We would have had the book thrown at us, but not Infant Baby Hunter Biden. Because he got a full pardon by daddy. after daddy told everybody that he wasn't going to pardon him, which we knew was a lie. He knew it was a lie.

So listen to this sentence, because Hunter Biden was acting like, well, Mm-hmm. He said, if my dad had won, he would have kept his word. He would not have pardoned me.

So, you know, he pardoned him because he lost. That was it. If he's going to lose, he's going to pardon me. This is the dumbest thing ever. Remind me of the Parmesan cheese thing.

Mm-hmm. He had bragged in an interview that he smoked.

so much crack that he's probably smoked more parmesan cheese than anyone else because When you see like if you're addicted to crack. I guess you're seeing those little white little parmesan cheeses and you think it's crack.

So he's smoked Parmesan cheese. I know that the family is hard up for money. Because Joe Biden's book bombed, nobody cared. Oh wait, I forgot. Joe also has a book that is is supposed to be coming out and he did that cut that ad for it and he couldn't even talk.

Some is the murder book. How dare you make fun of the President's daughter?

So They need money. Why doesn't he just like revive his You know, only hams. Channel. Right? Why doesn't he just do that and just make money for his family that way?

He's got to do something, I guess. I don't know. But they're clearly hard up for cash. Hard up for cash. By the way, Now, speaking of Hunter Biden, there's meth pipes that are taxpayer funded that are going to the homeless.

Homelessness Math pipes cut for Tax payer funded Math pipes. How much is a math pipe? I don't even know. Watch this. This is, this is no, sorry, cut nine.

Cut nine. I lied. I lied to you. It's not cut four, it's cut nine.

Sorry. This is a meth pipe. I didn't get it from a drug dealer or Hunter Biden. I got it from a government-funded nonprofit in the middle of Los Angeles for free. This is the Skid Row Care Campus.

It opened last year with a mission to do harm reduction. That might sound nice, but in reality, they're handing out drug paraphernalia to the homeless. No questions asked. We went inside with a hidden camera to see exactly what was going on. We got spray sheet.

We have cholium jelly. It's simple. The staff gives out free pipes, needles, and drug supplies. and the homeless smoke, crack, and shoot fentanyl in the courtyard. No treatment, no rehab, no rules.

See that chain that dude had on his neck? Yeah. I wouldn't cheat. Taxpayer funded. math pipe.

So people can still do they can do more drugs.

Okay. Taxpayer-funded meth pipes. I, how much do you think something like that goes for? How what what is a state program like that? This is one of the craziest things I've I think I've ever perhaps seen.

California's known for wasting billions upon billions.

So I would imagine it's probably in that range. A billion.

Well, remember, they went through billions with their, they were going to try to help the homeless, et cetera, and it didn't, you know.

So, right now, apparently, the program that operates it, it's Homeless Healthcare Los Angeles, HHLA. they get about twelve million a year in government funding to operate their clinics, needle exchanges and distribution counters.

So that's twelve million dollars. And then the California Overdose Prevention and Harm Reduction Initiative, which is called CAPRI, And they get $61 million for a four-year period to fund.

So you're looking at millions upon millions upon millions upon millions of dollars that's funding all of this. That's what this says. And that doesn't even include some of the federal grants that they get as well, because they also get federal grants. For instance, the Federal Substance Abuse and Mental Health Services Administration, they previously allocated a $30 million harm reduction program grant. Oh, this is and they got the safe smoking kits.

Mm-hmm. And everyone just stands out there and smokes meth. And that's how they do it. They make people easy in their addictions instead of empowering them to overcome them because you can't have a captive audience if they're overcoming their drug addictions. And they're going to go for the people who are giving them the free paraphernalia.

I mean the only thing they're missing is an actual crack rock out there. Does meth come in rock? I don't know. What form does meth come in? I don't really actually know.

I don't know enough about my drugs on that. All I know is can't you make it with the stuff under your sink? For the most part. Yeah. I think it is.

Oh, meth? I don't know. I don't know how you make it. Just something fun. Where's Walter White?

Yeah, no joke. I'm terrified to Google this. Oh, I Googled meth recipe and it said, I cannot provide actionable instructions for creating meth. That's what AI told me. But Vanderbilt University's got me.

It came in clutch. Let's peek. Yeah. So you need, oh, this is why you can't buy SudaFed without anyone thinking that you're, you know.

So apparently. To make meth, you have to have Ephedrine, pseudoephedrine. Alcohol. I think it's ephedrine. Ephedrine, whatever.

I don't care. I can't even pronounce this stuff. Tooline, which is brake cleaner. Ether, which is Engine starter. Sulfuric acid drain cleaner, methanol gasoline additive, lithium camera batteries.

Oh, so they're green. Uh oh, a gun scrubber. Triklab Landing. And then you got a farm fertilizer ammonia, sodium hydroxide, lye. Red phosphorus matches.

iodine from a vet product.

Sodium, metal, which can be made from lye, table or rock salt, kerosene, gasoline. Muriatic acid, camp fire fuel. paint thinner and acetone.

So then they, no wonder all of it blows up all the time. Who came up with us? Right? That's a precise list.

So, this is like when I was a kid, and I used to go into the bathroom and mix shampoo and conditioner and like toothpaste and be like, I'm a chemist. This is my potion. It's like the same thing, but then they snorted it. Good heavens. I hope AI now doesn't think I'm a drug addict.

It's going to think I'm a drug addict, isn't it? It's going to be like this chick is smoking meth. Or snorting it or whatever. She's doing the meth. Yeah, she's making it.

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So Zorimdani. is opining on Why rape statistics have increased in New York. And He tries to explain it, and I want you to listen to what he says here. And what I think is important to know is a lot of the increase in rape also comes from an expanded definition of what counts as rape, as well as survivors coming forward for acts that took place years prior. But Is he trying to just like to subtract from the responsibility to reduce this?

Well, a lot of it, you know, it's expanded definition. as to what it is.

So he's claiming that the reason That they that Rape has increased in New York. is Because of what constitutes that. Oh, it's just changed, you know. It comes from the expanded definition of what counts. Um He got women to vote for him somehow.

So just, you know. They're burning churches there. Para you've got rents that are up. People are leaving. Rape is up.

Violent crime is up. Wow. Yeah, a lot of it's expanding from what counts. As rape. That's just going really well for him.

I didn't know that it had such a. Dynamic, ever-changing definition. I mean, it makes sense that Graham Plattner was able to get as far as he was when you hear this kind of stuff, right? I mean, what if you just stopped counting women altogether? I bet it would go away, wouldn't it, Zo Ran?

I mean, I wonder if it has to do with. I mean, I would be interested in looking and seeing, you know, some of the. statistics as to who's doing what. I But I'm just I'm just shocked at some of the stuff that he says. He's going to probably get re-elected, you know, this, when he runs.

I mean, I know he's like still early into his term, but he's probably going to get re-elected. I um, that sounds like a very, would you, you know, what this makes me think of? Um, what was that cut on the that was that soundbite on the view? It was, um, Whoopi Goldberg, who had said, Well, I guess that's how do you define rape as rape? Or how, what did she say?

She said something like, Well, you know, it's got to define it, rape as rape. or she was trying to dismiss something. But I mean, that's a very platinar-esque. I guess explanation of what he's saying. I just, I don't know.

The bill that expanded the definition of rape. That Was signed at the beginning of 24.

So it's been a couple of years now. But The increase In twenty six. Is not because there's all of these different definitions that are being filled. or hit It's literally because there are actual more rapes that are occurring. I mean, that's Kind of Weird.

I don't know. I I don't have any. I don't I don't this guy. You get what you get, you get what you vote for in New York. You get what you vote for.

The the law that Hochl signed. Included various, but I mean, I'm reading this. Can I just be honest? I'm reading this, like, non-consensual sexual contact. It looks into why, I mean, all of this stuff seems pretty.

Obvious. I mean, in any other context, it's already counted as sexual assault.

So, why are they acting like this is a new thing? Do you see what I'm saying?

So, it's not. As though they've expanded anything. The stuff that they're mentioning here. Is already by every other state considered parts of that. It's considered.

Rape regardless. It's kind of a dodge what he's saying here. Because all of this stuff still counts as a sexual assault. And it's counted, but the literal as you know it. Sexual assault or rape, that statistic, that incident in particular is increasing.

I'm not just talking about like statutory rape. Or anything else, that verbatim is increasing in New York. And he's trying to brush it off by saying, well, It's because all of these other, all of that, by the, I mean, that's kind of, it was already considered that. That doesn't address the fact that this particular occurrence or act Is increasing by itself, separate from all of these other definitions. that are already in existence.

Oh, Lorraine's got the quote. It was about Roman Polanski, how he wasn't guilty of rape, rape. She said that. She said that. She said that I know it wasn't rape rape, it was something else, but I don't believe it was rape rape.

That's what she said. Yeah, that's very Zo-Ray Mamdani. Very, very, very Mamdani. I'm just saying. Very I I thought it was that just the way that he tried to kind of deflect from that.

I can't believe that there weren't the feminist cottage industry that didn't at least call him out on that. They've completely given up. They have completely abandoned their grift. Because anybody else would have said a statement like this and they would have been all over it. The Linda Hirschmans, the Gloria Steinems, the Jezebel publication.

That literally is a publication called Jezebel. I'm not even kidding. That's where all the brain-dead chicks that were so bad at writing they couldn't even get hired at Hallmark. Ended up. Cobbling together their Sylvia Plath-esque freshman diatribes over at that website.

Man alive. All right. A couple of other things to get into as well. We got this. We've got, oh.

Transgender actress. Ellen Page, who changed her name to Elliot Page. And I watched a video of her recently at, I guess it was the Odyssey premiere, where she walked out in this weird, like turd-brown-colored suit. And Looked like Martin Short playing a character. Anyway.

She has this about the alphabet people and how it extends to animals. We're playing it. Go ahead. This is cut 20. In terms of looking at nature as if it's some sort of cis heteropatriarchal structure is absurd, and that this gender binary that we've created is nothing but a quaint little myth.

And I think her work and this documentary really, really shows that what we have been taught in school in regards to these structures, men being superior, women being inferior, submissive, or what have you. She being this heterosexual existence is just completely false. And I think what's so wonderful about this documentary is it really illustrates. you know, why that information has been so suppressed and how important it is for us to all learn about this and how it's only Expansive and exciting, all of this information. I want to go to the gold.

The animals are gay. I feel like I'm watching a South Park skit. Her voice is really bothering me. That's because of the hormone stuff she's taking.

So it's a myth. I mean, I couldn't it it was hard to listen to her. All the hormones that she's she's gonna like lose her voice, is is I guess to try to give her voice some bass. You need an Adam's apple for that, but you gotta be born a man for that.

So she says it's absurd to think. Basically, she's talking about how it's crazy to think that animals can't be gay. Are we so empty of responsibility in this life. that we have to now project. Human Ridiculousness.

On to animals. She was talking about Uh L G B T Q animals. The T includes trans. Are there trans animals out there? No, there's not.

Elliott Page, though. The esteemed intellect of Elliott Page. I Look, you have to be more than just mentally ill when you're out there saying with confidence. that nature doesn't have a binary aspect to it. And that it's a myth of some sort.

Yeah. I mean, it's not, but it's not a construct. There's something that she had said there, though, where she said that, well, you know, men are taught, we're taught that men are superior and women are inferior. Who teaches that? She has her own baggage about women that she projects.

And believes she's so self-absorbed, she thinks that everyone, if they don't share her viewpoint, should share her viewpoint. If you're looking at men and women and you believe that society teaches that they are superior and women are inferior, that is your own bigotry towards the female sex that you are projecting onto everyone else. I have never in the entirety of my life been taught that. The only place that I have ever heard that is from the left, particularly from the cottage industry of feminism. They've got to have a grift.

Otherwise, all these broads are going to actually have to make sandwiches.

So they have to have a grift. No one has ever taught that. I have only ever heard that from them. Ever. And they say it so much, you have to question whether or not they're the ones who believe that.

Do they believe that women are inferior? Where are they basing this off of? No one says this. They are different and distinct. But one's different set of gifts does not mean that one is weak.

That's like trying to judge whether or not a fish is successful as a fish based upon whether or not it can climb a tree. This is stupid. It seems they're projecting their own baggage onto this. And I've like I said, I've only literally ever heard that. from the left.

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Somebody decided to take a little souvenir. from Fort Morgan down in Gulf Shores, Alabama. Y'all wanna have any guess as to what that souvenir could be? It was some historic cannonballs.

Now, that takes some big cannonballs to take some cannonballs, let me tell you. And that's exactly what happened. TSA found five cannonballs. It was on July 18th. Because the TSA officer was like, is that a medicine ball?

Like, what is this? on his x-ray machine. And they had no idea if they were explosives, so they had to bring out the explosives people and all this other stuff, and the sheriff's department. And they ended up not containing explosive material because But the official said the passenger had no idea how the cannonballs were taken. Are you kidding me?

I don't know how these cannibals got into my carry-on luggage. It's just a mystery. Don't even know. That's literally what they said. They had no idea.

They didn't notice the weight difference. Nothing, huh? Five cannonballs? Come on. A bride to be was accused of setting fire to a church building while preparing for a wedding.

Bride Zola. Woman was arrested. She was sent up for her wedding. It was supposed to take place the next day. Lenita Joy Moreno was arrested facing an aggravated arson charge.

Oh my gosh.

So, apparently, they were setting up for the wedding and they were about to leave. The fire alarm went off. People were grabbing the fire extinguisher. And apparently. She did it with lighters, apparently.

She grabbed lighters and she stole the lighters. The fire caused more than $108,000 in damages.

So, yeah, so she started a fire within the church while all these people were inside still.

So, she's going away for a lot of, she's got a lot of charges on her right now. Let's see. A woman wins a settlement after her bladder was removed during a surgery for a benign cyst. What?

Mm-hmm. Emily Mitchell, everyone's like, what's the hospital? It was in Kennebec County. It's in Maine. And it was at the Northern Light Inland Hospital and Northern Light Health.

It's apparently one of the largest medical malpractice awards because she won in Kennebec County. It occurred in March of 23. She went in for a benign cyst removal, and they apparently took out her whole bladder. And wow, I can't even imagine what that was like. Her life has been hell, obviously.

And she has the permanent effects of the injuries after the original operation. She has to have a catheter multiple times a day. I mean, she's like in it.

So, yeah, they. Oh my gosh, can you imagine? Is this what happens when you have like AI? Like everybody cheats on everything with AI. Right?

Like the doc, like the college professor who hid white text in one of his exams and everybody failed it. Makes me wonder. Everybody but two people.

Sorry. They said that now apparently This is a sad story. There was a teenager who was killed by lightning. While in Denver, Colorado, while trying to protect their younger brother, it was a teenage boy who was killed, another seriously injured. There were two other adult males in the same group that had minor injuries, and it was on Mount Blue Sky.

And the family, how horrible. A 15-year-old killed, he was trying to shield his younger brother. They airlifted him to an area hospital. He didn't make it. They airlifted others to hospitals as well.

But that's terrifying. They said that around every, if you're curious as to how many people are struck by lightning, about 300 people on average every year across the country, 30 of them are killed.

So, on average, you're talking about 30 people killed from lightning every year. That's terrifying.

So, remember all the times your mom and granny were telling you: get out of the field, get out of the pool, get out of whatever when it's lightning, listen to them because they know a little something about a little something, right? It's called statistics.

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It seems that Gen Z has the same kind of cynicism that Gen X does, but Gen X is more like, meh. Whereas Gen Z is take vengeance on everyone. And Kane made a really good point in that. The Absence of social media. When Gen Z was coming to a of age in the 90s.

or sorry, Gen X was coming of age in the 90s. That social media repetition, the doom and gloom. If we had had that, we probably would have been as. cynical. As Gen Z.

And it's that social media doom scrolling, and Ryland said it, the black pilling. That is really contributing to that cynicism. I think it's fascinating. And the reason I keep, I focus, I'm obsessed with it is because I feel like the Republican Party has no way of dealing with it. And they're just kind of out there trying to figure things out on their own.

Don't you feel the same way? Yeah. How did we get the woke Reich? Yeah, exactly. That's, we're going to talk more about this here in the days to come.

Today's stupidity came. All right, Juan, this is Cut 13. Both self-described journalists. Nicole Wallace and Jim Acosta discuss How they journalism. Listen to this.

I stopped carrying Sarah Huckabee Sanders' briefings. Um just refused to carry him because having worked there, it like actually Hurt me to watch her lying. And I'm not saying that every press secretary in every White House doesn't, you know, try to get the best coverage they can or put the best possible light on the things that their boss is doing. That's not good journalism, is it? No, that's not good journalism.

That's like not journalism. Ignore what you don't like. That's not a good formula for journalism. No, it's not. Folks, that does it for us today.

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