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The new I don't know if you guys saw it, the new rolling stone cover. that went out today. And guess who's on the cover? It's Hassan Piker. They have.
A big problem with Celebrating these Nepo baby terrorists or just terrorists, period, which I think that Hassan Piker actually legitimately is. I think it's safe to say at this point, he's. You say that America deserves 9-11, et cetera. But he's on the cover of Rolling Stone. Let me set this up for you, though.
Let me remind people. What rolling stone has turned into. And The, I mean, gosh, you guys, this has been a long, they window, how long have they been circling the drain? I don't know. Go back, though, for a moment, if you would, to 2014.
And I think this is even before the Boston bombers. The uh Joker Brothers, I think it's even before, because they were in 2013. This story, oh, no, this said the Boston bombers were first.
So, first they put. One of the Boston bombers on the cover of their magazine. And these were the guys who had made. The homemade pressure cooker bombs, and they hid them in backpacks, and they blew up the Boston Marathon.
So you had that, and then in 2014, this is how bad it's gotten. In 2014, The Rolling Stone had this article that they ran from this lady called Sabrina Erdley.
Now, this all dovetails into it.
Some of you may remember this story, it's a little bit ago. This is back in 2014.
So this woman named Sabrina Eardley does this story. And she says that this this um Frat that's there on the campus of UVA that they were involved in a gang rape. And it's centered around this student that went by the name of Jackie, right? And Rolling Stone, again, they published the story, said that Jackie had suffered a brutal gang rape at the hands of the members of Phi Kappa Psi fraternity in 2012. Right.
This is They this was a huge story. Right on the cover. But there was something that was off about it. And the truth started unraveling. the more people looked into the story.
So this 2014 story centered on a UVA student. And her story, this student who went by the name of Jackie, sounded super weird out of the gate.
So, police got involved, independent investigators got involved. And what they found, in fact, was that there was no Evidence of anything this chick was saying, this, you know, so-called Jackie. There was nothing there was there was Nothing that she said that was panning out, nothing that she said that was gaining any kind of traction in truth. Her stories were contradicted. Even her roommates and her own circle of friends were raising questions.
Yeah. And The article was accusing not just the the fraternity, But the associate dean of the school of ignoring Jackie's pleas for help.
Well then The crazy thing. They had to retract the whole story. It was called A Rape on Campus. This huge story. It got a full two-page in the middle, you know, the full two-page spread as the beginning of the article.
Huge article. I mean, that you had politicians remarking about this. It ended up being a huge thing. But then Charlottesville Police told UVA that an investigation didn't find any evidence confirming a single event in the article. Not a single event.
And It started getting sketchy for the reporter. UVA president suspended all fraternities. I mean, these frat brothers, these students had their lives ruined. And you know what the truth of the story was? This chick Who liked one of the fraternity members and was trying to make him jealous because he had no romantic interest in her?
entirely fabricated this story. Falsely not only accused him, but accused the entire fraternity, accused UVA. And Wow.
Now, the reporter, Sabrina Eardley. Did is a I I think this woman ought to be ruined for life I hope that they dragged her in court and took everything she had, including her birth certificate if she had one. They actually had the Columbia University Graduate School of Journalism. They stepped in and they audited the editorial process because Rolling Stone apparently couldn't be prevailed upon to do it themselves. And they discovered that not only was there not a single shred of credible evidence, but there was zero no checks and balance and there was no oversight.
She literally pulled this story out of her backside, submitted it, and Rolling Stone ran it without question. That's not even an an actual exaggeration.
So the lawsuit started flying. And we were joking at the time that Phi Kappa Psi was going to own Rolling Stone.
So not only did UVA, but the fraternity itself, but then individual members, they all filed lawsuits against Sabrina Eardley, against Rolling Stone, and the millions and millions of dollars of settlement started rolling in. Because these students had their lives ruined. Everyone who was associated with that fraternity was immediately under a cloud of suspicion. There were grads that were in that fraternity that were terrified that they were never going to be able to get a job because it was going to be known that they were at this fraternity. And Sabrina Eardley had falsely smeared them, ruined their lives.
I mean guys the stuff that they printed Literally, like they wrote about how someone heavy jumped on top of Jackie and someone got between her legs and someone knelt on her hair, and they were detailed. Like, not appropriate for air detailed. It read like some Gal Sharpton, mommy sleuth, Dominatrix fantasy story. And Jackie's so called friends Told police. They were suspicious of her.
She seemed a little possessive, a little jealous. Completely, not like nuts, nuts, like completely selfish and self-involved, manipulative. And just straight up evil.
Sounded like they weren't her friends at all.
So It was wild. the repercussions. that slapped back. On not just Sabrina Early, but Rolling Stone. And Rolling Stone ran it without so much as fact-checking a single damn thing.
If you do that at work. If you run something that you haven't verified, there are repercussions. The repercussions of this should be on an insane scale, considering the lives that were wrecked from it.
So then Jackie at the center of the story had to admit that it was all made up. It was all made up to just make this one student jealous. And then it got out of hand. I mean, this is she, and she even made up. this like um avatar of one of the students at UVA.
And said that he was giving all the instructions to all of the rapists. Oh, she was saying that there was like a handful of people that did it. Just insane. Rolling Stone had to apologize. Sabrina Eardley had to apologize.
There were settlements. All kinds of stuff. This was so the reason I say all of this. Is because are you surprised now that they put Hassan Piker on the cover of this magazine? Are you surprised that they have him on the cover of this magazine?
I mean, I'm not. They called him one of the most influential content creators of the year. When Rolling Stone tweeted it out, they gave him a metal emoji. I I can't make this up. On the cover.
But I thought he was a streamer. I mean, that's what Debbie Dingell says. That's what Abdul al Saeed says. That's what Bernie Sanders says, but hell, here he is on the cover of Rolling Stone. as one of the most influential creators of the year.
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All right, first stop. First and foremost, this is a weird headline. I got a couple of these today.
So, this FedEx driver, not a weird headline, this is a justifiable headline. I didn't cover this case a lot because it was difficult. Those cases that involved the little kids. I can't handle it. That's one thing I can't handle.
You guys know that FedEx driver, whose name I'm not going to state, who murdered seven-year-old Athena Strand, was sentenced to death. He's going right to death. Uh now Texas law States that there has to be a review of death sentences by the Texas Court of Appeals.
So they're like, well, his sentence doesn't bypass the appeals process. But I'm telling you what. That's not going to happen. This guy's gone. And it's...
It's justified. I mean, he's literally one of the reasons why the death penalty was created. Horrific story.
So apparently now they're saying goodbye, Ozempic, and hello to this obscure. Pill that burns fat without muscle loss or weight rebound from the GLP ones. They're finding all kinds of stuff about this. Honestly, I'm going to be real. If we get rid of the obesity epidemic and we lower people's cholesterol and people are healthier as a result of this stuff, I honestly don't care because it seems like it's more proactive.
I read a study last night that one of my girlfriends sent me that said that they are eliminating, like it's targeting addictions, drug addictions, alcohol addictions, things like that. I mean, obviously, there's concern about people with eating disorders, clearly. But isn't that why it's like all under doctor review? I mean, you got to go to a doctor to get this stuff, right? I mean, it's all under, so I don't think that they're going to be giving this stuff to somebody that's dealing with like body dysmorphia issues like bulimia or anorexia, but still, but they're discovering all kinds of stuff with this.
Several people arrested and accused of ransacking a California cemetery. Who does this kind of stuff? It is San Francisco. That's how bad it is. They're not content with just leaving needles and feces on the sidewalks.
Five people have been arrested on suspicion of stealing thousands of dollars worth of. funeral vases. from a cemetery. Bronze vase thefts. And they said that the families of the deceased, they bring them, they fill them with flowers, they leave them on the headstones.
They're like one of the ones that stay permanently on the headstones. And so now that's now that's getting stolen. There's just no bottom. There's no bottom. Scholars are saying that they might have found the actual tomb of Christ after 2,000 years, and it matches the biblical telling.
This is interesting.
Something like this comes up every few years. They're saying after years of searching, Italian archaeologists discovered this ancient site. Where the description of where Christ was buried per a preliminary study in the Jerusalem Archaeological Journal of Libra and Annas. And they said they found evidence of a funerary landscape. There's a bunch of other additional things that they discovered that further confirm in their minds their view.
They've been doing the final phases of excavations all last year, doing a floor restoration. And apparently, they were describing things that the way that it was, apparently biblically.
So interesting to see this stuff come up. And CNN used to pick up a Dolly Parton Vegas impersonator during a tribute, sparking backlash and eliciting the network's apology to the Icons family for the blunder. Maybe they also used AI to write the story too. Who knows? Probably did this day and age.
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So Brodus is speaking right now at the Johnson Space Center, and I'm of a mind that unless he's talking about blowing up the moon, then we'll go back to it. But I told Kane, I said. POTUS has a lot of, he's got a lot of charisma. Where's that at right now? And it feels like, I know he's giving a serious speech.
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So he was right when he was talking about how. Under the Obama administration, They Pretty much nixed. The ability to get our astronauts up to the International Space Station, if you remember when he cut that. And then at the time, all the libertarians were going, Yeah, because it should all be privately funded. And I'm like, maybe not the part that actually pertains to national security, because we do have to look at it as though, I mean, it's space, it's like international waters.
We have to have some kind of presence there. That's just the nature of things.
So. Otherwise, I agree. But He it I mean, remember we had to did we have to hop a ride on uh what was it called, the Soyuz or whatever, the Russian little thing? Yeah, I think we did at one point. Can you imagine having to hitch a ride with your geopolitical foes to the International Space Station?
So I'm glad that that's been changed. I'm glad that that's happened. You know, this also brings to mind the fight that we've been having. Let me pull this story up. I have this booked mark, and I labeled it incorrectly, so apologies.
But we had this, I know you've seen the stories, and it dovetails into this about the. Um Munitions, like, do we have enough rockets, et cetera, et cetera? And there's been a lot of discussion about this. And whether or not the United States is going to fall behind. Because we've used so much with Iran.
That's what the left says. That's what the left and the woke Reich say. But We've been talking about this for a number of years now. A drawdown in our supply of rockets, our supply of missiles, etc. We need to have.
More munitions, we should actually be increasing the domestic manufacturing of this. I don't know if people realize that a lot of the work, it's dangerous work. Make ammunition. It's dangerous work to make munitions. It's very dangerous stuff.
That's why so much of it is outsourced to overseas. But this is something we've been discussing for quite some time. This was a topic of discussion during the Biden administration. Remember when we were giving weaponry to Ukraine, and some people were bringing up the issue of munitions, and there was a story that came out. It was some sort of Pentagon source that was saying that, yes, you know, our supplies, our stockpile is low.
This has been an issue under Biden. And look, I'm not, I don't honestly, I don't think. I'm going to say something probably controversial. I don't think that necessarily this is a Trump issue or even a Biden issue. I think it's a both things issue.
And I'm not doing a what about is on both sides because it is the both of their faults. Here's the problem: you have Democrats. You saw this most epically under Barack Obama, that we're trying to limit one of the very things that our government was structured to do, which was national security, right? You got one job, America, one job, national security, the enumerated powers. Uh Article 1, Section 8.
National defense, that is our government's responsibility. And rendering that Rendering our government incapable of carrying out that responsibility because you're spending all of our tax dollars, which is also unconstitutional, on entitlements and illegal aliens and everything else. That's a major issue. That contributes to it. Then you have these people within the right that, I get it, nobody wants forever wars.
No one is making that stupid, asinine. Statement. No one's going out there and huffing it to, oh, yeah, I would love her forever. Nobody's doing that. But the idea.
That Wanting to be the biggest player on the globe as a form of security, which is something that Washington wrote about, I will have you know. George Washington himself talked about this. There's a big difference between that and then getting involved in forever wars. Do we understand this? I mean, hopefully, that makes sense to some folks because we do have a contention on the right that.
doesn't agree with any of this at all. That's a big issue. I mean, that's our government's main job.
So you have people that are even on the right that have been wanting us to. uh hold everything down to has they've been wanting us to slow the roll. Let's well, let's not spend this. Let's not oh, you know, we got you're a neocon if you want to increase the number of uh that's why I always pointed out that people use that word so incorrectly. You're not a neocon simply for wanting to maintain the status quo of the United States being the superpower on earth because thank heavens we love liberty.
That makes it better for everybody. And it's true. But we have those people, and Kane, you know them, we have those people that believe that anything of that sort is. Neoconservatism, or that you're being a warmongerer or a chicken hawk or something to that extent. Look, I'll tell you this: one of the things that Washington wrote about, and this was in.
His uh He wrote this. It was his fifth annual message to Congress. And he wrote this, it was in Philadelphia, it was December in Philadelphia. And he wrote this. To members of Congress.
I wanted to read this.
So and it's by the way, you can get it at uh they have it up at at Yale. All right. law.yell.edo. Quote, there is rank due to the United States among nations which will be withheld if not absolutely lost by the reputation of weakness. If we desire to avoid insult, we must be able to repel it.
If we desire to secure peace, one of the most powerful instruments of our rising prosperity, it must be known that we are at all times ready for war. The documents which will be presented to you will show the amount and kinds of arms and military stores now in our magazines and arsenals, and yet an addition even to these supplies cannot with prudence be neglected, as it would leave nothing to the uncertainty of procuring warlike apparatus in the moment of public danger. That was Washington's fifth annual message to Congress in Philadelphia, december third, seventeen ninety three.
So I mean, I dare say is Washington a neocon? I mean, there are neocons. There's definitely a behavior or a belief that that describes, absolutely. But what I'm saying is that all of these people, and yes, they I would I don't even know if I like isolationists. I don't even think that that's the correct term.
Dumbass is the correct term. There are those people out there that believe that America should shrink within, and this is part of multipolarity, shrink within its own sphere. And allies are left to themselves. There is nothing. We don't have any interest outside.
No exports, no imports, no nothing. There are people who really believe this. and they're trying to dictate policy within the Republican sphere. You saw some of them promoting this when they're talking about removing the dollar as the world's reserve currency. This is multipolar.
Hilarity. And it's completely contrary to everything that our founders believed. And the way that they had our government structured.
So, going back to this, you know, our stockpile of munitions. It is our government's responsibility to make sure that it's not low. But we've got scaredy cats on the Republican side who are terrified about being cut in UCAN. And then we've got the people on the left, like Barack Obama, who've been gutting Department of Defense, Biden after him, but yet not to the same degree.
So it's now it's become an issue. an issue that Both. of the major parties. Author, the folks who helped make the program possible. I love my ghost bed.
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It's time for Florida Man. I can't believe we're already at Florida, man. This is wild.
Okay, so um. Oh. Oh man, a Florida steak and shake car hop exposed. Himself to a fast food patron, to one of the customers. Just say customer.
You don't need to say fast food patron. Stop it. Smoking gun. A Florida restaurant worker was arrested because he showed up as Franken Beans, man. He walked to a woman's vehicle while serving her with.
His stuff out. His uh frank was out. Let's put it like that. His name, what a name. Hold up.
Ortavian Cremidi. Crumity? Sure. How do you say that? I don't care.
He's 25. He was working at Stake and Shake, and he made the off-menu delivery, as it's called. And it's on video because of the CCTV footage. Disgusting. He was booked into county jail in a misdemeanor.
He posted a $1,000 bond, and he has to stay away from the Stake and Shake. Oh, by the way, go ahead and kill him because, sorry, I mean, you know, go ahead and have a trial and then find him guilty and then capital punishment for all predators because his rap sheet includes convictions for prowling, child abuse, oh, golly, all kinds of stuff. He was in illegal possession of a firearm, even in spite of the prowling and the child abuse and all of this stuff.
So, yeah, so yeah, you guys know I believe in capital punishment for predators.
So, sure, I feel like, you know, someone like this, try them. Are you a predator? If you're guilty of being a totally gross, perverted predator, you should be put to death. That's my view. All right, moving on.
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A man involved in a hit-run crash was arrested after a manhunt through miles of swamp.
Okay, here's another name. Lichenson De Caius. Lichenson Dicaus. 39 fled the scene of a hit-and-run crash. Running through swamp water, well, as much as you can run through swamp water.
Like some parts of it were race deep. I'm telling you, that's where gators are. It took him two hours, but deputies caught him.
So he was charged with failure to remain at the scene of a crash, having a mother who gave him a horrible name, sorry, that was me, leaving the scene of a crash involving property damage, fleeing with disregard of safety, and obstructing without violence. Lichenson.
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Actually, this is this should be obvious. This should be obvious. Extra pounds are linked to lower death risk in seniors. You know why that is? Cushion.
Falls. Absolutely.
So that's the only. That's also by the way my anti-wrinkle Plan is when I get older. My grandmother always said, like, when you turn, when you get in your 50s, you have to pick between face or body. And I'm like, oh, face all day. Like, I'm just going to, I'm going to eat bread and desserts and just get, you know, get all fat and fancy.
But they said carrying excess fat around the belly was linked to a higher risk of death, even in people whose overall body weight appeared healthy. Being underweight, higher risk of death amongst older adults.
So, yeah, that's also, I'm going to have cushions in case I fall, which hopefully I won't because I'm working out. Always worked out. And Uh also not have wrinkles because I'm gonna be inflating.
So, all the people who are like, Jane is headstrong. No, but that is my plan, though.
So, exactly. That is my own plant. Yeah, my own, it'll be my own natural like filler, face, lift, everything. I'm just going to get a little, just get a little. A little chubsy, that's all.
You know, it's mortal love. I'm not even shy about it either. I tell everybody this, and I'm totally serious. All right. Marmots?
These look adorable though. Kind of want one. They're terrorizing California hikers and stealing their shoes. If only we could train them to go after cyclists. The cute but destructive rodents are criminal masterminds, and they say they circumvent humans' meager defenses.
No way to do it. There's no way to do it. Like people, they go, they go camping if they're hiking. These Marmots will literally Marmot? Is that how you say it?
I'm gonna just stretch it out and Ozark the heck out of it. Marmot. But they said one guy was talking about how he went to camp and he woke up and this thing was licking his face. And he was terrified because what if it had rabies or something? Or you could just be, I don't know, positive and think nature just gave me a pet because I would grab that little thing and immediately put it in a little marmot harness and that would be my pet.
I'm not kidding you. See if I sold out. I wouldn't tell anybody, but there would be signs. I might have a pack of marmots in a and little harnesses everywhere, like balloons. Let's see.
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Like the mind trail, love the mind trail, but that thing jerks you around so much, I always thought my head was going to come off my neck. This is Chelsea Handler from Dear Chelsea.
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