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Welcome back to the program. Your hostess with the most as your lovable cremudge and Dana Lash sitting in with you. Getting you set up for the weekend. All right, you guys ready, ladies? Man, you might want to move out of the way 'cause your lady's about to have a real one right now.
I'm going to be playing some audio for you, and your lady ain't going to like it. You know how. I love it whenever my husband sees that something's gonna just Flip that What I call the bitch switch.
Sorry.
Sorry, y'all. I'm not Door of the Explorer. He just steps to the side. We've been married almost 26 years. The man knows what's up, right?
He knows when to be like, now woman, calm down. And then he knows when to get out the way. This is gonna be one of them times, ladies. Everybody else is gonna need to get out the way from around you. I want you to hear James Tallarico in 2024.
How would you? How would you describe A woman. This is how he does. Every one of our neighbors with a uterus. being the property.
Okay, dear Lord Bob. a hand over my mouth right now because I'm about to be ungodly. About to be ungodly right now. Not as ungodly as this serpent. Right.
Oof, oof. Wom neighbors. With a uterus. How do you think? Any Texan's gonna vote for something like that.
Neighbors with the uterus. You mean women? You sexist oppressor You mean females? Ladies Women. I mean, w a woman, why is that so hard?
for them to acknowledge. That is erasing the existence of women. Only women. have uteruses. Only women were designed with these Attributes.
So don't sit here and erase us. by saying neighbours with a uterus. This guy's trying to be two manufactured by half. This is so ridiculous. This is not going to go well.
Don't listen to the press. That doesn't mean you sit on your laurels, but this is not going to go well with Texas voters. at all, because even moderate Texans are like, uh, what? There's certain things we used to all be able to agree on. You know what I'm saying?
Green Day is not punk. People that have vaginas are women, right? Taco Bell isn't really that bad. And uh Dudes have male copulatory organs, things that we used to all be able to agree on. And now, at least two of those things are lost in the wind, and it's the scientifically most obvious ones.
You just can't. Make this stuff up. And this is so this is I I mean he is this is sexist. That is he is a sexist oppressor Now, all of the times that the left sits here and goes, oh, Trump is going to be like that handmaid's tale. I had someone ask me if I ever watched that, and I don't watch chick flicks.
I don't watch chick flicks where women complain and moan and flail about the place and act like they're so victim. I just don't do it. But what's funny is all of the talk about that, and remember, every single time Trump, they always have protesters, feminists, that show up, dress as hand, is it handmade tail? It's a Margaret Atwood book, handmade tail costumes, right? And Yeah, the handmaid's tale.
They all dress up like this. And they would they still do it even today. You have actual Democrats erasing you from the lexicon, and you're mad at Trump. You're mad at Republicans. You have Democrat males.
Refusing to even acknowledge your existence, erasing you. Neighbor with a uterus. It's like saying person with sperm. It's not nice. to erase people.
Just what a fruitcake. What an absolute fruit. We got some audio of this guy. He's just this is not going to go over well at all with voters. It's just not, not at all.
And I got a play for you. This was also a year ago. where Tallarico Opened a legislative session invoking communist jargon. And heresy. Listen to this.
Holy Mystery, you have so many names. The Torah calls you Creator. The Koran calls you peace. The Gita calls you destroyer. The Dharma calls you truth.
And the first epistle of John calls you perhaps the most beautiful name of all. Love. You are the strange love uniting all things. the love that drew elements together after that big bang. What?
The love that drew life itself from those primordial oceans. I mean, he's trying to cover it's it's this is like a Portlandia episode. This is a Portland. I have to check all these boxes.
So I can Make sure that I'm reaching out and touching everybody and I'm including everyone so no one can say anything. No one can say anything. That's it. You know, a lot of people say, oh, well, you know, he's not as bad as Paxton. You know, Paxton.
You know, he was a fornicator. At least Kent Paxton knows what a woman is. Yeah. Also, I think there's a difference. My friends have been having a big debate about this.
I think there's a difference between. uh doing things that We know are not right, that are questionable, especially your covenant, et cetera. And then literally preaching heresy and trying to mislead people on a warped Pied Piper's path to hell. And I told you how yesterday that that's That's a pretty big penalty in the Bible for that. Tallerico, he's going to try to outgo shoes, Paxton.
But one of them is going to be voting for all of this stuff that you just voted against. One of them is going to be supporting DEI. One of them is going to be supporting gun control. One of them is going to try his damn nest to get men and boys into your girls' locker rooms and bathrooms. That's a fact.
And it's not going to be Paxton.
So what are you voting for? Because if you don't vote, you might as well vote for Tallarico. This is not one that you set out. Not at all. This is not an election that you set up.
We don't everybody needs to get over themselves, pull up their breeches. And do and vote. You have to look at these people like they are tools to advance what best advances your pieces on the chessboard. That's how you gotta look at it. And if you can't look at it, then that means you can't look at it that way.
Then I question whether or not you can get over yourself enough to save the country. That's what it's about. Yes, it's harsh words. I mean every bit of it. I mean, for crying out loud, even the gays in Germany are getting it.
I'm still sorry. I still find this hysterical. I had this during headlines. All the gays in Germany apparently are turning like fast against mass immigration, and they're overwhelmingly voting for Germany's alternative for Germany, the AFD. It's their.
like Conservative Party. And Kane and I cannot. They as Kane said, well, they don't want to be hung from cranes.
Well, I can see it. But I mean when you have the gays in the German gays voting conservative, you know that you've lost the plot. as a leftist. Because the Sprockets people Now's the time that we dance. We cannot vote for the left.
We don't want to be turned into girls and hung from cranes. It's true. I mean everybody. Is waking up and realizing okay, this is bad. We can't be doing this anymore.
This is so bad. It's true. They're all waking up and realizing it. Like this: this is, oh, gosh, Cut 11. I got to play some.
He's still around. I gotta play some Tim Walls. He's basically what you would get from Beido and Teller Rico in a more. Older form. Watch.
Do you want to hear more from members and leaders from the smaller community to say We need to hold our, we need to look at ourselves, we need to hold our own neighbors accountable, because look at the damage that this has done to our creators. What do you want to hear more from instead of just saying don't blame us? Do you want to see more ownership and oversight from within Look, it's not law-abiding citizens. If that were the case, there's a lot of white men who should be holding a lot of white men accountable for the crimes. Wait, wait, wait, wait, what?
Okay, hold up. He says his direct quote: it's not law-abiding citizens. If that were the case, there's a lot of white men who should be. I don't even understand what this means. What is that sentence It is not law abiding citizens.
If that were the case, there is a lot first off, there are, not is, because you're talking about a plural subject. There are a lot of white men who should be holding a lot of white men accountable for the crimes they've committed. What are For example, what's the problem? He said, every community has this in their own midst, but to blame them and say they should have been responsible. Do you realize that out of all of the people?
And there's been like what, sixty some odd? Uh convictions, only two were not Somali. One was half.
So one and a half were not Somali. You know that, right? Damn. That's truth.
So Mm. What? And then, then, then he says this. I think we have to educate folks about why they shouldn't commit crimes. What?
What? So basically, what Tim Walt is saying is: well, you know, Somalis are stupid. They don't know how to not do crimes. We got to teach these dumb bastards how to not do crimes. Is that okay?
That's what he said. Very much.
Sorry, I'm not Door the Explorer. I'm not PBS. I will make you rue the day you sit your kids in front of me for entertainment. Don't do that or do that. I don't know.
I had I grew up with it and I was fine So That's what he's saying here. He says, no, the idea that the Somali community is to blame, that's how we got into what? Mm-hmm. They are.
So yeah. are to blame. And he literally was the guy that Edit it. He was over, he had direct oversight of all of this stuff. What is he talking about?
This is insane! I can't with these people, Kane.
Okay. Really quickly, can I go back to the Ferrari?
So Ferrari, they're trying to say they're they're leadership is trying to say, no, people love our EVs. They're loving them. We're selling them. Demand is up. Demand is up, but they're not.
No one's buying it because it looks like the Nissan Leaf. It does. It looks just like it. This is really a cur. This is an AI.
No, I know. Don't get mad at me over AI. I think a lot of the hysteria over data centers is overblown because it's a Chinese psyop to get you to try to stop development in the United States so China can take the lead. But this ad's hysterical. This is cut 14.
Uh Some cars don't just change your lifestyle. They change who you are. I'm gay now. Ferrari Lukes.
So, if you're not watching the silo cast, the dad drives up. in the new and it's not loose, it's luce. He drives up in the Ferrale Luce and he gets out and his clothes change immediately. Like he gets out and he was like in a dark jacket and then he gets out and he's like in Cosby wear. It's like if Cos if Bill Cosby did a suit.
That's like the Cosby sweater but a suit. And his wife is like, What is happening? And he sees his kid and he puts his hands on his kid's shoulders and he's like, I'm gay now. Because he got the luce.
Okay. I mean Mm-hmm. Seriously. I would think that that person, if you pulled up in that car, I would think the same thing without you telling me. No cap.
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Something very interesting is afoot in Germany. German gays have turned against mass immigration, and they are overwhelmingly voting for the AFD, the Conservative Party. They surveyed over 60,000. Gay Germans. Through an app.
and they overwhelmingly said that they're going to be voting for AFD. Man, what do they do now? Do they They lost the games in Germany of all places. I don't know what to make of this. Up is down, black is white, everything's crazy.
What do we do? That's hysterical. Oh, what are they going to do now? Adversaries are targeting U.S. military in war zones using app location data.
This is apparently something that the Army Times reported yesterday, citing a Reuters article. It said that. U.S. Senator Ron Wyden, an Oregon Democrat, Said apparently that CENTCOM had received multiple threats, multiple threat reports concerning adversary exploitation of commercial location data to target a surveillance personnel in theater. Remember how the French soldier last month figured out where a French vessel was because the guy was using.
Some app, what was the workout app? Yeah, I don't know. And they were able to find him because of that. That's not smart. But they said that they got to be, you know, the apps know where people are, they share the data.
And it records typically whereabouts every two seconds.
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He calls it time for a final determination on whether or not we will see an extension. A 60-day extension to the ceasefire and the war with Iran, and in that time, here's what he wants to see. This is what he has put out on his Truth Social. Iran must agree that they will never have a nuclear weapon or bomb. The Hormuz Strait must be immediately opened.
No tolls for unrestricted shipping traffic in both directions. All water mines, bombs, if any, will be terminated. And then he goes on to say, ships caught in the strait due to our amazing and unprecedented naval blockade, which will now be lifted, may start the process of heading home. We are awaiting word from the men.
So we're just waiting to see what POTUS does with this, because it's going to happen at any time, and we're going to have to take it when he comes out. And just to let you know, when that happens, we'll update you about it. and let you know what's going on. The reality is that he's because he's in the cabinet room, or he's in the cab with this cabinet right now. And this is all supposed to be all of the latest with.
Is it's not a negotiation to end the conflict, it's a negotiation for ceasefire.
So we're not even. at the point where we can have you know, a complete stoppage of hostilities.
So, just so you know, that's all this is. It's just a way to get to the ceasefire, and then from there. go towards Maybe. Maybe stopping hostilities. But then Iran has also said that they don't want any kind of.
stewardship of the strait that they want to maintain control of the strait, and that's just not something that POTUS is willing. To compromise on.
So that's expected. I mean, Kane is expected to happen literally like any minute.
So it might be kind of jarring for you guys if you're listening because we may have to be like, oh, wait, we got to go because we're going to have to take, because it's all going to be that. And I want to make sure that, you know, because we have to talk about it, so we have to play it. We have to take it live when it happens so that we also can know what's happening and can share that with you.
So, welcome to the radio program. Dana Lash with you. We're at the top of this first hour here, and that's the latest.
So, we talked a little bit about it yesterday. The What maybe kind of what to expect from it. What not to expect, we'll see. But The point is that It's supposed to be just the negotiation with also all of our Gulf allies, you know, the Saudis, et cetera. They've all.
Have been a part of this, UAE, etc.
So we'll see. What comes from this? But it's expected to happen. I mean, he's been in this meeting all morning. He was in the situation room with his cabinet.
He's been in this, he's been there literally all morning. And Now, Kane, what did you? You dropped in Slack. You don't think he's going to come out until after the market closes, really? Yeah.
I mean, we've seen it already before over the past couple of months where he's like, especially with this Iran situation and the way oil, remember with that weekend when. He he actually postponed it. And then oil dropped because of the futures. Everyone thought that that was the thing.
So he came out after the market closed, and then the oil futures dropped after the market closed.
So most of the volatility in the market was avoided because he did that.
So I'm guessing that maybe something that he'll do this time. And again, this is just speculation on my part.
Now that you said that he's not going to do it. Yeah. Now that you said that he's going to be like, no, you know, Cain said this.
So, yeah, I'm going to have to do the other thing. I'd rather get the information before the market closes, actually.
Well, yeah, I mean, I think a lot of people would also. I think a lot of people would also.
So that's, I mean, that's a possibility, but they're all meeting in there. The cabinet, they've assembled. They we went back and forth on the, I guess, the psy up of it all because there were conditions that were kind of sort of released bit by bit, like a drip drip. It's it's like what Iran did to the United States the first time they were negotiating the ceasefire, and they were trying to act as though, oh, the United States agreed that Lebanon is completely a part of it when they weren't. Lebanon wasn't privy to it at all.
Lebanon even actually came out and corrected the record. Which was pretty embarrassing for the Iranians. They were like, we're not doing this. This is not at all what is happening. Lebanon is not part of this at all.
Stop it. And that was because Pakistan got its busy body in there and they were mucking it all up for everybody. And they were doing that because it was all to protect Hezbollah.
Well I don't I don't think anybody really, they don't, they said yesterday that they had. a significant percentage hammered out. But it was just some of these other finer details.
Meanwhile, we're all waiting to see what happens. Everybody's waiting to see what happens with gas prices, with the market, with everything. That's it's all a wait and see, right? We're all just kind of waiting and seeing.
So, like I said, if POTUS does come. come out. And Uh But because he I think he's gonna hold it probably in the situation room, I would think Then we're going to take that. We'll take that live as it happens because it's going to be important.
So we'll see that.
Now he tweeted out: hold up, let me pull this up here. He had tweeted, posted this out. He had said, and remember also, it all came comes down to the dust. The dust. That nuclear dust, which this is the first time, I think, in the whole discussion that I've ever heard of that referenced.
Am I wrong on that? Have they ever talked about nuclear dust before? Or am I just did I not pay attention previously? I think there's nuclear dust because of what we did on the original strike on Iran last year. No, they, well, they were, they were, well, yes.
And we were trying to get, we're just trying to get everything that we can get. We're trying to take control of it.
So. That's We'll see. But they said he tweeted out. Let me pull this up because this was, bear with me, because this does not want to open. All right, here we are.
He had tweeted out: quote: Iran must agree that they will never have a nuclear weapon or bomb the Ormuz Strait must be immediately opened. No tolls for unrestricted shipping traffic in both directions. All water mines, parenthetical bombs, if any, will be terminated. We have removed through detonation numerous such mines with our great underwater mine sweepers. Iran will complete the immediate removal and/or detonation of any mines that are left, which will not be many.
Ships caught in the strait due to our amazing and unprecedented naval blockade. Oops, he says that he said the ships that are caught in the strait, that's all that's going to be lifted. They can start the process of heading home. Say hello. He goes, say hello to your wives, husbands, parents, and families from me, your favorite president.
He tweeted, he actually had that in there. Yeah. So he said The enriched material, sometimes referred to as nuclear dust, which is buried deep underground with virtually collapsed mountains caused by our Powerful B-2 bomber attack 11 months ago, sitting on top of it, will be unearthed by the United States. He says, which it is agreed is the only country, along with China, that has the medical, the mechanical, excuse me, capability of doing so, in close coordination and conjunction with the Islamic Republic of Iran, plus the Atomic Energy Agency, and destroyed, et cetera. He said no money will be exchanged until further notice.
He said other items of far less importance have been agreed to. He goes, I will be meeting now in the situation room to make a final determination.
So that's the It's what they have buried under what our our bombers took out.
So that's the nuclear dust, the enriched material, which is buried under those, because the B-2, when it dropped bombs, that's.
So that's and they and we want I almost said custody, possession of that. We want possession of that.
So That, I mean, anytime, if he does wait for the markets to close and it's like at the end of the show, I actually am going to be mad, I think. Why?
Well, because that means then we're going to have to watch all what everything happens tonight and tomorrow. You know, like do it now. I'm tired of waiting. Is anybody else tired of waiting? When I get aggravated enough, I'll pop you.
I just don't want to sit here and negotiate it. Right?
Well, I understand it takes a little bit longer to pull this regime out by the roots. There are, look, when he negotiates, and then they're, hey, look, we got a deal, and then. They come around later and say, no, we didn't agree to that. It's constant back and forth like that with these guys.
So my guess is he is just getting the finer details and confirmations on all of these points in the agreement. And making sure that they're not going to just go back on their word like they've done every single time in this conflict. I just don't know why we're we're pretending that they aren't going to go back on their word. Like this is the eleventieth time. It is the third regime and half of it's gone.
The 110th time.
So you're saying there's a chance. I think we just need to send a bunch of southern women with flip-flops over there. And make them all go cut their own switches. It would end today. Jim and Christmas.
If you send a bunch of nanas and Gigi's over there and Mimi's. Holy craw. Yeah. Yeah. That'll get done.
They'll pull them out. They'll pull them out by their ears, is how they'll do that.
So, we're going to keep an eye on all of this as well. We got a number of other things to get into in addition to this.
So, I am. I actually was really mad yesterday after the show. Because I see this thing that pops up. First off, I saw it in a meme, and it was a meme where you're looking at a picture of people sitting. Uh like a a like a crowd shot.
And it says, look at the corner, look at the, look at the corner of the picture. And you look at the corner of the picture, and it says, don't read the caption. You read the caption, it says, don't look at the shirt. And you look at the shirt, and it says, aliens.gov. And I was like, what?
And so immediately, my first thought was: when you hear aliens.gov. What do you think of? actual like aliens, right? E.T., man, like little green dudes and stuff. They're going to, you know, probe Uranus and all this.
That's what I. I was talking about the planet, you godless heathen. Or not.
So you go to the website. And I mean, it's like that has stars. It has like a Matrix X files font. They walk among us. For 60 years, the US government has kept a closely guarded secret.
Aliens have been walking among us, living in our neighborhoods, and interacting with us in our daily lives.
Now, I got to that part and I was like, I knew it. I knew it. Yeah. Don't call me naïve. Stop it.
The world is boring and full of horrors. I wanted some excitement in my life, okay? If I'm not going to get hit by a giant asteroid, God willing, it could still happen, then at least maybe send some aliens to cause some chaos. And it goes on. It says they've shopped in the same stores.
They've attended the same classes as our children. They've lived seemingly normal human existences.
So at this point, I'm like, all the people that I think are weird are probably aliens, right? Right?
Yeah. It's the first thing I'm thinking of. Yeah, I'm like, oh my gosh, who do I know who's potentially an alien? Oh my gosh, this broad is totally an alien. This guy's totally, oh my gosh, it's like that men in black episode when they're when they realize Elvis is an alien.
He just didn't die, he just went home, right? And I'm thinking of all of this. Like, this is actually such a men in black way of telling everyone. It's sort of disarming, right? It disarms you.
So you're not freaking out about. you know, aliens who could come and melt your face off. I'm like, oh yeah. And it goes with one exception, they do not belong here. I'm like, yeah, they don't belong here.
What? That's right, E.T. Unless, you know, you're coming bearing gifts. I mean, I would take that. It says millions arrived under the cover of darkness.
I'm like, ooh, they got here at night? That explains all the lights in the sky, right? Crop circles, et cetera. Countless presidents and congressmen and senior officials knew what was happening. Yes, they did.
Oh my gosh. And it goes down, and you're reading, and it's President Trump was the first to call out the real danger that aliens pose. I'm like, oh, they pose danger. They post danger! Oh my gosh, they're yes!
And I'm so excited. Like, yes, Space Force, I'm gonna enlist right now. And it says, The truth is no longer out here, it's right here, right now. And then you go down and it's illegal aliens. It's not exciting.
I mean, granted, yes, they don't belong here. I like that. But And you can go all to, like, they have an interactive map where you literally can go and see the criminal charges. This is so smart. I mean, they did what we were telling them to do, but not like this, though, because saved this for the real aliens.
Because this is what's going to happen. They're going to come out with the real aliens. Like, oh my gosh, people, they're going to suck your brain out through your ear. You got to wrap your head in foil and run away. And they're going to have like a serious, and no one's going to believe them.
No one's going to believe them because of COVID, because of the masking, because of the clot shot, because of the six feet of separation, and because of this website. No one is going to believe it. We're going to look at it and be like, whatever. And then all of our brains are going to get sucked out of our ears because we didn't listen, because we didn't believe, because there was no trust. Do you see how this happens, Kane?
We've committed suicide by crying wolf too many times. I mean, it's clear as day. Clear as day right here. This is just them softening the blow for when they're like, okay, remember the illegal aliens, okay? Here's the real ones.
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He carved a triangular opening, entered the store, got twelve thousand worth of cards, and left. How he apparently the store thanked everybody on social media because they were able to, I think, like he they got the guy. They tracked him down using license plate reader tech.
So, good heavens. These people. Let's see. Um a Florida man this is Mm-hmm. Yeah.
Let me ask you guys this. If you found millions of dollars washed up on the beach, would you hand it in? Millions? Maybe I'd hand some of it in. Would you?
Maybe some of it. Like, here's 20 bucks. I'm going to get a bit of it in, I'm not going to lie. Here's 20 bucks a fun on the beat. You know, all those after school specials?
They were like, oh, you found something, give it back. And I'm like, you're stupid. I'm being honest with you. There's no way I would. Yeah.
If you found Steve, if you found millions of dollars on the beach in Fort Lauderdale, washing up on the beach, what would you do? I'm I'm a big karma guy. I found a stack of money and a rubber band on my college campus when I went there and I did turn it in once.
So the cops got to have it, not you. I mean, in hindsight, twenty twenty. Yeah. I would you know what you know how you take care of the karma you give some of it to charity Is that how it works? I'm just saying.
You steal it and then give it to charity.
Okay. Yeah, yeah. Wand's like, that's not how it works. But it can. LLC.
You didn't steal it, you found it. Right. It wash, okay, the whole reason I'm bringing this story up. Is this Florida man was on the beach? and millions of dollars washed up.
On the beach. In front of him, like in a bag, millions of dollars, just casually washed up on a beach in Fort Lauderdale, right? And this man, he didn't try to run away with it. They haven't named him yet. He just was they just know he's wearing red trunks.
And so he called police after finding the money. He didn't know what to do with it. He thought maybe it was drugs, the way it was packaged, because it was all right. I still would have opened it. And uh he turned it in.
I literally would not. I would not at all. I am being honest with you. You know why? Because the IRS gets to take all of our money.
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Right. There's no givesies backsies. At least I'm being honest with you about it. And no, I'm not. But I would give some to my church.
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Well that was my respect for Conan O'Brien. He previously tried to keep him, I think, tried to stay above it, but I don't know. This was such, this is just a stupid, it's stupid because it presupposes that Trump is talking about all immigrants. And he's only talking about illegal immigrants. And the fact that they lie to you and they omit the illegal part.
be they do that because they know that their argument is lost. They just still don't like it anyway.
So, they have to manufacture a completely different position than the one against which they're actually arguing. It's not he doesn't he's not opposed to immigration as opposed to illegal immigration. That's the big difference.
So you could ask, well, what if illegal immigrants? That would be the more proper way to ask, an accurate way to ask that question. What if illegal immigrants contributed? Ask that instead. And then see what kind of answers that you what answers you get from that.
That was just incredibly disappointing. I thought he was smarter than that. But you know what? The moment you start actually liking someone beyond just being okay to be entertained by them is when it all goes downhill. You just can't ever invest actual real sentiment into most 99% of people anymore.
You really can't. Because you're always going to be disappointed. Yeah, he was playing to an audience that was underinformed and over-emotional, too. Just like him. This heat is doing the most, and your patience isn't.
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I'm not going to listen. We're still going to call it that. Let's see here. Oh man, uh we also have ooh a builder. Ooh.
Wait, what? A builder, a 62-year-old builder, was accused.
Okay, really? Of indecent exposure. He was working without a shirt on under his high-viz. And it was in, oh, let me guess. This is in Britain.
Of course, it is. It's in Liverpool. A builder claims he was accused of indecent exposure for working without a shirt under his high-vis jacket on a construction site during the heat wave. Because, as you know, the temperatures, because they measure everything in kilometers in Celsius over there, it was about 95 degrees Fahrenheit. 62-year-old Jim Haynes was laying concrete slabs at the University of Liverpool during the bank holiday weekend, and he's a grandfather of three work sleevers in a high-vis vest and no t-shirt.
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