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So Michael Schellenberger said that He's questioning whether or not Joe Kent is going to testify on behalf of Charlie Kirk's killer. Joe Kent has offered to do so. Why? I mean There's There's some theories.
Okay, now if what are you doing over there? There's some theories. What? I think it's because they want to continue to create. And foment the narrative that somehow Israel had something to do with it.
So by admonishing this. furry lover. That's exactly what I think they're trying to do.
Well, they were talking about it because this broke yesterday evening and they've been discussing it a little bit. They're discussing it a little bit yesterday evening. And He remember he had already been sidelined. As the Director of Counterterrorism. And he was sort of, he was sidelined.
His clearance was revoked. They knew he was leaking. That's why they initiated months ago this investigation because they knew he was leaking. And then they are finding out who exactly he who is he leaking to?
Well, Apparently he was th they're accusing him of leaking to people like Tucker and Gail Sharpton. And Test if I mean that's just It's just Mm-hmm. Weird. to see this. Happen.
I mean, this guy. To testify, he offers to testify. On behalf Of the murderer. And he acts like he's one of those guys who's promoting this idea that this murderer who confessed to it. and evidence places him at the crime scene, etcetera.
that he didn't do it. One of my friends said that she thinks Tyler Robinson will eventually plead out. to avoid the death penalty. And that this is setting up a Uh setting up for a what were they covering up and why did they avoid trial part. of the podcast to stand grift.
And I think that's true. Who do you think is? I just, which one of the digital prostitutes do you think is going to first have on Charlie's killer? Who's going to platform him first? Gal Sharpton?
Tucker Catarlson? I mean, there's a list. There's a list of them. They're all the same damn show anyway. Does it matter?
I mean, they'll all go on each other's shows and they'll all talk. I mean, it doesn't really matter. But That's I I'm Unreal.
So apparently, Schellenberger said, former director of National Counterterrorism Center Joe Kent said that the FBI did not properly investigate. the assassination last fall. And he said that the FBI was pretty forceful in saying we couldn't investigate further. What? That's Insane.
And Ken said that he thinks he might be a witness anyway. Even before he made his statements about a foreign nexus, That was involved in Kirk's assassination. Like I said yesterday, I am more inclined to believe that the people who are wanting to hijack TPUSA. I'm more inclined to believe that those people killed Kirk. I don't believe it.
There's more evidence there to support that. I mean, you had some people telling that he was a Jew lover, and then three days later, one of the podcast system members was saying this on social media. And then three days later, he's shot and killed. Mm-hmm. It's just asinine.
But He said the FBI was forceful in saying we could investigate further. I saw no action being taken. I don't know how he thinks that he would see. any action because he wasn't even a part of it.
So other people were saying that that's not even his purview. But the bottom line, you would he would actually jeopardize The Trial? And jeopardize justice?
so that they could continue? This grift? That's That's insane.
So I mean, he could testify. We'll have to wait and see on that. That's something he, I mean, he could testify. It sounds like he may. It sounds like he's going to.
The other really weird thing. About all of this. Let me pull this up because this is another super weird. thing that came out of nowhere yesterday. It's a cache patels.
Girlfriend. Who had this? Peace. that she wrote this series that she wrote On X. And it was Pretty shocking to see this.
Uh Alexis Wilkins. And she wrote this thread. It's already I just now saw that it's already getting community noted. Oh yeah, that's that's so ridiculous. Uh She said that a foreign linked influence network has been running coordinated operations against the Trump administration for twenty two months.
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Now, the data. Actually Looks like a max. Legit. Looks like it tracks. She says the network has a trail.
Catholics for Catholics list, which is a new group, by the way, of all these brand new Timu Catholics that literally just became Catholic a half a second ago, and then now they're wanting to take over all of Catholicism and run out everybody who doesn't agree with them. She says the network has a trail. She writes Catholics for Catholics lists General Michael Flynn as a current senior advisor on their own website. Flynn, she adds, is the anchor of a digital infrastructure that has been repeatedly activated at every major Republican fracture point over 22 months of undocumented data. She says the same accounts appear at every chapter, and the network does not rebuild between deployments.
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And she's got she ran all the data on this, and there's screenshots and video. She says, Chapter 2, July 25, a coordinated narrative falsely identifies. The FBI director's girlfriend is a massage honeypot, and I saw that happen in real time, and that was weird. She says the origin post from a supplement influencer with over a million followers built through the COVID medical freedom movement gets labeled a an inorganic gets a labeled Uh inorganic seeming uncommon twenty million views. She says that's the network's method.
Anonymous mass deployment and then credentialed amplification, and it runs in both directions. And she's got all this data on this. She says the foreign implication is documented RT, which is Russia today, that was created and funded by the Kremlin, run by the Kremlin still. They, and they're literally, the U.S. has designated them as part of Russia's intelligence apparatus.
Posted her name, and then all these, she says, all these accounts amplified it. She gets into Kirk's assassination and how Owens publicly attributes the killing to Israel immediately and targets Kirk's widow by name. Many of these exact same accounts active in the July 25 honeypot chapter activate immediately. There was a moment she says of natural Republican unity was converted within hours into one of the most sustained fracture points of the year. And then she gets into Joe Kent.
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So Bruce Springsteen. Joan Baez, Jane Fonda, and Bernie Sanders are going to be at a no kings rally. in St. Paul, Minnesota this weekend. And Springsteen is kicking off his quote land of hope and dreams tour yawn.
Yeah.
Now Who do they think is going to come out to this? Because, as has been noted, Springsteen at the ripe age of 76, not that that's old, but he's the youngest person on the bill. Bernie Sanders is 84. He is the second youngest person on this bill. Uh What is this?
So, someone said, a parent sponsored by Geritol and local funeral homes. It's the Steel Wheelchairs Tour. I don't know. I'm just saying. Florence and the dialysis machine.
There it is right there. Yeah.
That's right there. I don't know, I've got I've I've this is dumb. They're they're not They're not doing the this is not remember how they had to stop saying no kings? in Britain when they protested. or in some of these other countries where they actually have kings.
The new king thing is stupid. I can't believe they're still running with it. Is Springsteen going to seeing his?
Somebody said his hit Born in the 13 Colonies? I don't know. I hope not. They're so they're all going to be there at the exact same time? Doing their thing.
This is dumb. Who's going to go to this? Isn't the no. Is the no? I thought the no kings thing was like.
Um like a Gen Z thing. Yeah.
Wasn't it?
So these these people are like What's up of Boomer? They're like a buff boomer. I think. They're younger than Boomer. No, they are not younger than Boomer.
Okay, so I don't know what the generation is. I mean, if 76, if Bruce Springsteen's the youngest person. There and the second youngest person's 84. We're looking at the greatest generation at this point. Yeah, that's like, I mean, they should, yeah.
Poor without their greatness, these people.
So in his ballad. Do you want to hear the astounding lyrics of one ChexNotes, Bruce Springsteen? Would you like to hear it? Yes, here you do. Of course you do.
Why doesn't by the way, why doesn't you too join? 'Cause don't they have a little protest song too? Yeah, th that they have one also.
So he says this, quote, Against smoke and rubber bullets. In the dawn's early light, citizens stood for justice, their voices ringing through the night. Because you know night and light rhyme. Yeah.
And there were bloody footprints Where mercy should have stood. And two dead left to die on snow-filled streets. Alex Pretty and Renee Good.
So, see, he had to jack up the grammar there so he could rhyme stood and good. This is. Mastery, masterful stuff here. I mean Let's not talk about any. I guess that's easier to say than what was this.
crazy Karen doing, protesting. On behalf of child rapists and predators. I don't know. What could Springsteen rhyme with rapist? I don't know.
Or predat, I'm not quite sure. I don't know. Maybe that's why he went for light and night and stood and good. And this is some really like. A Alan Ginsburg, Walt Whitman level type stuff here, right?
Woof. I think I would rather have all of my teeth pulled out of my head without anesthesia. than see than even accidentally be exposed to any of this. Right? This sounds horrible.
It's like the worst concert ever that is that they decided to book. I don't know what this is. This is, these are like the, you know how we talk about. Hippies. And now not all hippies are bad.
Some of them, they just really like to make stuff with oats. And uh they like their bacteria tea, like cane, like this gross tea where you literally like try to flex on each other to see who can grow the most bacteria in a cup. And uh birken stocks like that hasn't changed and they and they like macrame There's like some really nice hippies that just want everybody to be. I don't know, every hippie that I've ever known has had macrame hanging up in their house. I don't know what that is.
Was that a thing from the 70s? I don't know. But My point is that There are some hippies that just want to leave everybody alone. They don't want to make you listen to the grateful dead. Or fish.
They don't want to make you do any of that stuff. They don't want to make you eat like bird food as a trail snack. They don't want that. They just want to live in nature and be happy and nice. And then you have these hippies that are actually super stupid and mean.
And they're the commie hippies. They're the ones who are super annoying. And you know what? They smell. The mean ones, that is one of the ways you can tell the difference between the nice hippies that are cool and you wouldn't mind sitting next to at a concert.
And then the mean ones, 'cause the mean ones They stink. Because evil makes you smell, and they do. I don't know. I don't have any other.
So I think these are the evil hippies that are getting together: Joan Baez and then Jane Fonda. Jane Fonda is, yeah, Hanoi Jane. Right. Is this a free show? I don't think so.
Wait, what? You mean Huh. Oh no. Oh, look at this. Oh, Lorraine has the ticket prices.
Oh, look at that. It's like she was in our head and knew immediately what was going to happen, where we were going with us.
So Yeah, it's organized by the No King thing is organized by super well-funded lefty stuff.
So Springsteen per New York Post via Lorain, their fans are enraged because the tickets are very expensive. I'm sorry. I need a moment. I know we're live on air. Holy smokes.
Kane, what is that number I'm looking at? I want to make sure that my glasses, my reading glasses, are working. The charging prices. at up to three thousand dollars a ticket. Oh, oh.
Where are those seats? Are they in Bruce Springsteen's house? Where are those at? What in the world? Yeah, people were saying, how do these outrageous ticket prices reflect the land of hopes and dreams, the hopes and dreams of poor people who cannot afford your tickets?
I paid less than that for my first car. I would not pay three thousand dollars to see anyone. for anything. I mean I Unless Jesus came back and was like, before we go. Here's a show.
I would no, I would for that, but he wouldn't charge. But This is $3,000. For one of these bougie tickets. Holy cow. Uh Yeah, it's pretty that is actually one of the funniest things I've ever seen in my life.
That's like how you have to pay to visit Karl Marx's grave. It's the same principle. The cheapest ticket, you guys want to know what the cheapest ticket is? Oh no. That's the cheapest?
This past Saturday, Uh $279.63, no tax yet. Oh yeah. That's it. That's insane. That was for his Prudential Center show April 20th.
So the cheapest ticket for this looks like it's like $250 to $300. Yeah, and then he's got one coming up May 11th and May 16th at Madison Square Garden, and the cheapest ticket there is 327 bucks. For what? Ah. I mean, you get to see the 76-year-old, no offense to 76-year-olds, but you know, I'm kind of over it with this.
Like w this is so dumb. For no kings, for her. Golly, that just So you willing to pay to watch a boomer have that constipated look on their face the whole time? Yeah.
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Mm-hmm. Ah I did not want to start my day. by having this be the first thing that I read. But here we are. Alas.
Here we are.
So this was variety. And variety has reported. That there is A new Lord of the Rings In the works.
Now let me just say this. If you were thinking of people. Who would write? I guess it's like a sequel to it. And I can't believe.
Did Peter Jackson actually announce this? Oh my gosh. I can't. Peter Jackson was giving an update about the film. They're doing this franchise, and it's Andy, you have Andy Serkis with the hunt for Gollum.
That's coming out in 27. And then The next film after that. is going to be Lord of the Rings, Shadows of the Past.
Now if you had to guess or had to pick or assume or whatever, Who would be the person writing that? Who would you guess? If you someone very well known like Sean Austin, what what's his name? I don't know, he blocked me on X. Did he?
Yeah, he hates me. F Sam Wise hates me. Which is sad, but it's okay. Who would you think would be writing this? Like one of the cast members of the movie, Original.
I mean, that seems right, right? I mean, you know, because Andy Serkis is doing his thing. No, no, that's not it. Stephen Colbert. What?
And his Nepal baby kid. Yeah.
Uh Yeah, he is. He's such a fanatic that he's ignoring the lore. And just rewriting it. I just, I always roll my eyes when someone's like, oh my gosh, I'm such a Chol Keen fan. And I would love to do it.
And then they tell you something that's not even, that's not even. part of the lore, which is ridiculous. Because After Rosie passed away Samwise went to the Undying Lands. Frodo went to the Undying Lands, and apparently it's going to be him and Pippin and Mary that are going to be retracing their steps. After Frodo passes with all of that.
It's not even like proper history of the story, anyway. It's not even canon. But He is going to be writing this. He said that he came up with his idea. talked about it with his son, who's a screenwriter.
And then they worked out a framing device. For the film, and then called Peter Jackson. And then they're working with Philippa Boyens, who worked. on the previous ones to develop a script.
So I guess she's going to be writing most of it. But how is that canonical? But it's Stephen Colbert. I cannot stand him. I can't watch it just because he's involved.
And it's not. Because I dislike his politics. Don't misunderstand that. There are lots of artists. Who I'm sure I don't agree with them, and there are artists that I know I don't agree with them.
But the difference between the Between those artists and Stephen Colbert, is that they're not raging D-bags that seek to purposely alienate you. He does. He hates you. He seeks to purposefully alienate you. He says demonstrably false things.
He is just absolutely malicious. I can't I can't suspend my disbelief. And pretend to have interest in a product that is created by someone who has pretty much said that he hates you because of your politics. He's one of the nastiest ones on late night. And by the way, all the late night things I I watched this um I don't want to play it, but I was watching.
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You feel like You're being lectured. By an angry teacher in a class.
So he says, I can't stand late-night stuff because it's all the same thing, which is true. It's like the same type of guy. It's all what some fifty year old progressive white communist. And That's it. It is the exact, it's all the same thing.
And of all of them. I think it's safe to say that Stephen Colbert is the n he is the nastiest. Don't you think so, Kane? This is audio cut. And play those.
We'll play a little bit of it. This is 18. He was saying that late-night comedians, like the Kimmels and the Colbears, they're all the same. Listen. But yeah, because people want authenticity.
Yeah.
And I think that the talk shows, to a large part, became really agenda-based. Yeah.
They were going to evangelical people to what they thought. You know what I mean? And so people just rejected it because it didn't feel authentic. It felt like they had an agenda. It stopped being funny, and it started feeling like I was in.
A class I didn't want to take. But if you look at what happened to the talk shows and why their ratings are low, it's got only to do with the fact of what you just said, which is they all became the same show. Yeah.
And they all became so about their politics and who's good and who's bad. And it's like, imagine sitting next to someone like that on a plane. Oh, bro, you'd be like, how do I get out of this? I would fart right next to him. Holy cow.
So he's not wrong. I mean, it makes... That makes sense. It's like all the same show. And they're all.
I think Colbert is the nastiest one of them. Jimmy Kimmel's pretty. He's a. I think he is. a talentless hack.
That I don't know why he got a late night show. I would have loved to have seen Adam Carolla maybe instead, or a million other people, but you know, whatever. Uh But Stephen Colbert is like the nastiest. He's just malicious and it's cringe. Like when he did that video when they were.
trying to encourage everyone to go get the clot shot. And do you remember when he was dancing in the street? With all these like protesters wearing their masks, and they were telling people to go and get their shots and all this stuff. I mean, ugh. It was just we all cringed to death.
That's what it is. But he's writing, he's going to be doing the Lord of the Rings series of Peter Jackson. Why? Peter Jackson seems like this amiable dude who just, you know, made probably one of the greatest series ever. But Colbert?
I don't care how much of a fan he is. He's already, again, getting away from Cannon.
So I just am not going to be watching this. I'd rather go and watch the original animated version if I had to watch anything new of it. There's just no way. This is clownery. Why do they have to ruin everything?
Stop. Just stop it. Like with the uh Lord of the Rings, the uh Be that what was like a prequel? that they had. Is that on Amazon?
I think it's on Amazon. And it's based on a lot of the some of the lore in the Semarillion. And I kind of have to wonder if the people who were writing that series aren't even familiar with the Simarillian. That was kind of like this. Encyclopedic, for the lack of a better way to say it, volume that Tolkien had.
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I didn't know all these things. I would have picked him faster if I had known. I would have made a quicker decision. Prior to his career in public service, Mark Wayne had a very successful career in business, leaving school at age 20 after his father got sick. Interesting.
So, Mark Wayne Mullen. Sworn in. Second member of Cherokee Nation to serve in the U.S. Senate. And uh the left is mad.
Why? Because of this chorus. Because unlike Elizabeth Warren, he's real. Mark Wayne Mullen We had to get to the chorus of this Paul Revere and the Raiders song. You know we did.
It's so perfect. And there it is.
So, Mark Wynn Mullen, second member of Cherokee Nation to serve in the U.S. Senate. Robert L. Owen, retired in 25.
Now, here's what's funny. Let me pull up. Yes, I know our T V audience, this of the simulcast, because with the licensing, we were playing Paul Revere and the Raiders, Cherokee people, and we had to get to the Course 'cause it's just it's too good. All right, so because this is perfect for it. The left is livid.
The left is livid because well, let me just give you an example, quote. MAGA called Senator Elizabeth Warren Pocahontas after she said she had Native American heritage. Mark Wayne Mullen says he's a Cherokee, this pasty white wannabe cowboy. What should his name be? I'm going with Blanking Bull.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Um Yeah, I feel like this guy could not be uh ratioed enough. The guy who, the the people who are tweeting this type of stuff, because the left is like, Yeah, I remember when they c were going after. Uh, remember when they were going after Elizabeth Warren?
Oh my gosh. Okay, first off, let's get it. straight. Elizabeth Warren did not say that she had Native American heritage. And I covered this extensively when this happened.
This was back in 2012. She didn't say that she had Native American heritage. Elizabeth Warren literally said that she was an Indian. that she was a Cherokee Indian. She was Insinuating that she was a member of Cherokee Nation.
Now, the way that That Indian nations are organized, they're like nation states within the United States, and they have their own government, they have this, you know, they even have their own police force. Um but Democrats won't let them own their own land. Interesting.
Kinda like Greenland.
So She didn't just say that she had. Native American heritage. She didn't say that at all. She said she was literally a Cherokee Indian. And she said it With her own mouth, and when she filled out her applications at Harvard, she listed, she didn't select white.
She literally filled in. Native American. There it exists. I've written about it and I literally have had photographs of her applications in my stories that were actually when I was writing under Andrew Breitbart.
So She didn't just say, in fact, she did not say that she had Native American heritage. A lot of people have a Native American heritage. I have Native American heritage. She said. That she was an actual American Indian.
And that she was Cherokee. and Harvard. called her their first woman of color. Mm. That was like what in the eighties?
When she was working there when she when she got early 90s Was it? I'm gonna pull up my story here. She said that she was the first Woman of color. At uh at Harvard. And when she was working when she was uh a professor, right?
So that wasn't true, obviously. Fordham also called her Harvard's, they said Harvard's first woman of color. because she was an Indian. She was described in Fordham Law Review in 1997. Her application, I think, was the late 80s.
She was described by Fordham Law Review in 1997 as verbatim. Harvard Law School's first woman of color. Hmm.
Now, what's more? And by the way, she said that she had no idea. That That Harvard was describing her that way. But that's a lie. because she had filled out.
her when she enlisted she had had herself claimed that she was American Indian. That's So MAGA did not do this. She signed, this is the card. It's a 1986 registration card for the State Bar of Texas, which she included in her applications. where she literally listed her race as American Indian.
She wrote it by hand. She didn't pick other. She literally wrote it by hand.
Now, here's how GQ back in, or not GQ, ABC back in 2012 tried to defend her.
Well, she didn't, she was, she didn't list herself as, she didn't list as a minority. They're trying to play semantics. They're trying to say, she didn't technically say the word minority. No, she literally hand wrote. American Indian.
That is a fact. That was her 1986 Texas bar registration card. And where you could check things for ethnicity, she wrote American Indian.
Now there's even more.
So She did a uh cookbook or she was She had this, and I think it was local press in Massachusetts that came out with us. She said that she had a Native American, you know, famous Cherokee. Recipe You know, Cherokee, they had recipes, and this was really big in her family, right? This was back when she was running against Scott Brown. in I think it was twenty yeah, it was twenty twelve.
So she had submitted. This recipe to this book called Pow Wow Chow. And it is apparently supposed to be her family recipes that they published in a book. and it was obtained by the Boston Herald. You know What I I think it was a crab dip that was her recipe.
You know, there's the famous thing that. Cherokee people ate is Crab dip with mayonnaise. Very famous. I don't know if you knew that, Kane. Uh now She Literally, for the longest time, she said that she went with First Woman of Color, she went with all of this.
She tried talking it up on the campaign trail. And then Twila Barnes, who I've spoken to and has been on my radio program. She is a genealogist for Cherokee Nation. She demanded that Elizabeth Warned to come clean.
Now, when you have a genealogist that's Telling people without going into detail that you need to come clean on your family background, the first thing that you do not do is dig the hole deeper. By continuing to insist that you're Cherokee, because she ran down her entire family lineage. And do you know what Twilo Barnes found? Yeah.
Twilight Barnes found that not only was Elizabeth Warren not Cherokee Indian. Elizabeth Warren literally had no. American Indian blood, like at all. The the closest That I'll put it like this, and this is, I think, how I wrote about it at the time. Because I have, I'm not a member of any nation.
I never, I have ancestry, though. But the closest that Elizabeth Horne's family ever came Two. Cherokee people was helping round them up for the trail of genocide.
So her ancestors rounded up my ancestors back in the day. Isn't that interesting? Because we have DAWS numbers. We're listed. Isn't that interesting?
That was the closest she ever came. Fascinating that, is it not?
So she thinks she'd just stop talking about it altogether. And it didn't It didn't really come back up. Again, for like a couple of years, nobody, you know, it was in the news, and it was a big embarrassment for her, and then it kind of went away. Made her happy, I'm sure. And then Trump ran for office in 2016.
And the first thing that he said when she criticized him was he called her folk a hauntess. And they tried to act like it was a racial slur. The white woman was literally appropriating. She was trying to be trans ethnic. She was trying to claim that she not only was an American Indian.
But she was falsifying membership. in an actual Indian nation. And I remember when I went to Crash Net Roots, which was a leftist event. That for those of you who don't remember, back in the early days of social media, conservatives dominated. That's why they had to bring in the algorithms and everything else, because conservatives absolutely dominated.
We dominated social media. We ran Twitter. And they had to bring in these algorithms because the left was complaining that it wasn't fair simply because they weren't as effective. And that all came out of a thing called Netroots. It was this that they don't have it anymore, but it's a tech it was a technological conference that they would have every year.
So and the Wright had one too called Write Online.
So I crashed one of the Netroots ones, and Elizabeth Warren was speaking there, and there was literally a contingent of Cherokee Cherokee. uh members of Cherokee Nation that were demanding to speak to her. And she ran out of the back door. And it was a big thing. And all of the people that were running networks were like, don't tell the press that she just, that Senator Warren, you know, Ryan, don't tell, and it was a big ordeal.
So I mean, she was blasted for this. The genealogist said, You've claimed something you had no right to claim, our history and our heritage and our identity. Those things belong to us and us alone.
So, and then her press secretary at the time, Elizabeth Warren's press secretary, Aletha Harney, said: this is a distraction. Mm-hmm. What? So when Trump was calling her folk a haunt us, You know, he's joking with her because she was the racist who was trying to claim a heritage that is not hers to advance herself professionally. She also made up weird stories, like she was the first nursing mother to take the bar or something like that.
at at at Harvard or something, I can't or no, in Texas. And they had the the uh former head of that law school say that's like the dump. We don't keep track of that. That's the stupidest thing ever. She's just a lying mess.
So it's hysterical. That they Are that the left is mad. That This, they're mad and they say this pasty white wannabe cowboy. He's literally a member of Cherokee Nation, Mark Wynn Mullen. Meaning, he is listed, he's like a citizen of that nation.
He probably can vote. in Cherokee Nations affairs. He's an act. He's everything Elizabeth Warren said she was, but wasn't. And of course White progressives are livid.
Livid. Because something that they used to promote one of their senators. is Now, I mean, that's crazy. Even the Cherokee Nation principal chief Chuck Hoskin Jr. said Warren's claims undermined tribal interest.
And he also congratulated Mullen on his nomination. Hmm.
Yeah, so He's actually a member of it. She never was. She never said. that she had heritage. That's a lie.
She claimed she was literally a Cherokee Indian. In her own hand. It's America's home for home loans, and they want to get you out of this cycle. of Debt, because that's the thing. Your money used to stretch so much further than it does now.
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Yes. Building actual Physical machines. Yeah, it's why I came to IBM. I wanted the experience The culture of building hard things. that others have not done before.
Where do you imagine we are in the timeline of this technology? There will come a point. When it will mature, right? My cell phone is a mature technology at this point. How far are we from that point with condom?
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Richson, the guy who was, oh gosh, what a reacher? I still think the guy's kind of a D-bag. Let's be real. But there's video that came out, and it shows the neighbor standing in the middle of the road while he was riding. Here's uh uh motorbikes with his kids.
And Knocked him off his bike, excuse me, basically. And so, as a result, That's when he got physical with the guy.
So they're saying that they're not pursuing charges. They said that they found his actions were to be in self-defense. Yeah, don't jump in the road while somebody's. I mean, the guy's still debaced, but don't jump in the road. You know, when somebody's riding their bike around with their kids, especially, don't do that.
I mean, he had to stop, and that's when he flipped over. He couldn't, uh, he couldn't. I mean, he had to hurt himself to not run into the guy. Because, you know, if he would have run into the guy, you know what would have happened. I would have said that Richard targeted him specifically and ran into him, and that didn't happen.
California is suing Trump to keep this oil pipeline closed. on the Santa Barbara coast. Heaven forbid. You know, at a time when we really need to be. sufficient with energy.
That they do this. They sued the Trump administration Monday to block what they say is an unprecedented power grab using emergency authority to force the restart of an offshore oil operation that was shut down more than a decade ago.
Now, they filed this lawsuit in San Francisco. They're arguing that This March 13 order. By the U.S. Energy Secretary Chris Wright, it oversteps his authority under the Defense Production Act. And they said, no, it's not a national energy emergency.
It's just not true. Rob Bonto, that's the AG there. He's saying that no, no, it's not an actual. I think it pretty much is. I think we need to be self-sufficient with energy, especially with everything going on in the Strait of Hormuz.
Granted, we only get 2% of our oil and gas out of that, but still, can you? I mean, what's it's just, this is ridiculous.
So it puts the Trump administration and the group, which is the Sable Offshore Corp. Against California environment groups. I don't really think that they should be determining anything on the basis of environmentalism, considering the water desalination plant, what they did with the, what is it, the little animal crossing, the smelt, all of this other. Should they need to stop? This is just so stupid.
And Gavin Newsom will use it as a flex watch. CDC issues a global travel notice. As an incurable, oh lovely, brain bleeding virus reaches the Americas. I haven't heard about this one, Kane. The brain bleeder?
Urgent warnings for travelers headed to multiple countries. They said there's outbreaks of this mosquito-borne disease that can cause brain bleeds. Jiminy, Christmas. Why do we have mosquitoes? Why do we have those?
This is irrelevant. They're irrelevant things. They don't do anything. They said they have a higher than expected number of these cases amongst travelers. Afghanistan, Bangladesh, Bolivia, Colombia, Cook Islands, Cuba, Guyana, all of this, Pakistan.
They said that they, if you're going into any of those, heaven forbid don't go to Pakistan, wear insect-repellent long-sleeve shirts, et cetera, et cetera. But they said people obviously that have Compromised immune systems, children, the elderly are at most risk. The moon was hit by a massive object, as NASA declares it, a once-in-a-century event. No, it's not aliens. It's really disappointing.
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By the way, one thing I forgot to mention when we were talking about Elizabeth Warren just this past segment: the Pow Wow Chow cookbook, I forgot to mention all her recipes were plagiarized. Yeah.
That sounds right. In fact, the one that she says, the crab dip with the mayo. and cold omelets with crab meat. Um Yeah. It's literally a verbatim recreation of Pierre Freigny.
A chef and the original author of the recipes. that he served to the Duke and Duchess of Windsor and Cole Porter. That's the one that she plagiarized. and said was her family's. historic Indian food, you know, because on the trail of You know, the the Trail of Murder, or Tears, as it were.
Uh yeah, they they enjoyed Crab Dip with Mayo. Are you kidding me?
So yeah, she didn't just say that she had American Indian ancestry. She ran this whole thing about it. She ran this whole op about it.
So yeah, we're not doing that. We're not going to do that. I mean. I uh and and the Warren campaign, that's the one thing, by the way, that, um They never actually clarified. Because She Never actually said that.
She. They never actually answered to the plagiarism. Yeah.
Yeah, I'm just uh finding yeah, a French restaurant that was based in New York. That was the chef's recipes. I mean, he's been dead for a while, but yeah.
So I don't know. And she also said she had a poor childhood, which she didn't. Uh she was pretty well entitled. Uh and uh she also said she's not rich, but she has like twenty million dollars in the bank.
So yeah, there it there it is. She's just a freak.
So, all these leftists that are getting mad over this, just have a million seats. Have a million of them. Just so ridiculous. I just can't even believe that they're mad because Mark Wayne Mullen's skin color displeases their progressive racist mindset. I'm not letting that go.
A jury in Los Angeles found Meta and YouTube negligent in a social media addiction trial. I feel like this is stupid. This is the big they said, oh, it's the big tobacco moment for social media.
So because you can't stop scrolling, it's their fault. Because you lack the willpower and self-discipline. It's your. Fault, apparently. I just I don't like this.
I don't like where do you think this is gonna go? I don't like where this is gonna go. Yeah.
I think there it's a path to government controlling these social media outlets. I think this is part of it. Yeah, I agree with you. I think that's they're all pushing to do that. I think they're all pushing to do that for sure.
So, yeah, I um Mm. I'm not a fan of it. I'm not a fan of that. And that's what it's like that's what I always get w um That's why I'm always hesitant when I hear people push for Social media restrictions for their kids and all this stuff, that you should be doing that in your own home. with your children having that you it that that should not be Something that the government has to do.
You shouldn't have the government raise your children. Doesn't make any sense.
So I don't know. But we're going to watch that. Today's stupidity came. All right. It is the minority leader, I guess, Hakeem Jeffries.
This is him talking about who's responsible for the shutdown. Remember, 53 Republican senators, and we need 60 total votes to get this passed. Here he is.
So the Republicans have shut down the Department of Homeland Security because they don't want to get ICE under control. That isn't. TSA agents are being forced to work without pay. No. Americans are being inconvenienced.
They're causing TSA workers to work without pay. Correct. We need those seven votes. We just need seven. Just normal people on the Democrat side to vote this so that we can continue the country's security and get our airports working.
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