TSA Pat Down Lawsuit, & Phoenix Passenger LOSES IT & A Viral 'Green Flags' List

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Okay, a lot of the MAGA women receive gender-affirming care such as lip fillers, breast augmentation, etc. Why do you think they are so against gender-affirming care for trans people? You know, you want to say it.

Okay, well, so I have this thing where, like, you know, a MAGA woman when you see one. They all have a look, right? But they, like, they live to be able to, anyway, that's a whole other issue. But yeah, it's they don't even know because when that was brought up on the house floor, because there was a discussion about this.

So I just feel like if you're Jasmine Crockett and you're talking about another woman's appearance, that that's maybe something you shouldn't do.

So let's do that, okay? Welcome back to the show. Top of this third hour.

So I'll just say it. I mean, you're standing there looking like a double-wide surprise next to a man that actually makes you look larger than he does in the middle. I don't even know how in the world you can reconcile that with your invectives towards women who simply vote Republican. I'm not even going to say anything about that weed that looks like you robbed a horse's ass and you have this, you know, stallion's tail that's like drooping down your back or these shredded spider legs that you put on your eyelashes. Let's just stop.

Don't talk about other women's appearances when you leave yourself wide open like that.

Okay.

Okay, so now that's out of my system. I don't think that that's gender affirming. I think that women just don't want to look old. And there's nothing wrong with that. Everybody do what they got to do.

Everybody always has an opinion. People dye their hair. You know, they do all kinds of stuff. They get tattoos. I mean, shut up.

Good grief. But she doesn't need it. And she's standing next to a drag queen, like a 90-foot-tall drag queen. I don't know. Maybe that's why they can't define what women are, because they don't even know what they look like no more.

Just saying. All right, so. We did not get that out of the system. Speaking of people that, uh, you know, standing next to you Would you let that guy pat you down, Kane, at the uh That dirty queen we saw on screen just now? No.

Come over here and let me see if you're smuggling any weapons. No. No? No. Okay, the reason I bring this up is because there's a lawsuit challenging TSA's ban on transgender officers conducting pat-downs.

The Virginia, this is LA Times. Virginia Transportation A Security Officer is accusing The U.S. Department of Homeland Security. of sexual S E C K S H U L Sexual Discrimination. And it's a policy that bars officers from performing security screening pat downs.

if they're transgender. And It enacted the policy in February. to comply with POTUS's EO about male sex and the female sex. And the internal documents explaining the policy changes, the Scythiana Press. got one.

And it said that uh two former TSA workers Including one current, two former transgender officers will no longer engage in pat-down duties, which are conducted based on both the traveler and officer's biological sex. Uh, transgender officers. See, now this is blah. I'm not even going to read all of it. You get the idea.

This is when cosplay goes beyond. You have no right to force your Self-perception on someone else. If you're a dude, I don't care if you think you're a woman. Your Cosplay stops when it concerns you touching someone else. And to say that, well, I am a man, but I identify as a woman, so I want to touch all the ladies at the TSA security.

You don't get to do that because now you're infringing upon their rights. That's the whole point. This is why I'm like, to accommodate this is madness because there is. a downstream effect. And this is what we're looking at.

So they're filing suit. Our tax dollars are going to have to go fight this. They TSA used to assign work consistent with their gender identity. And then they rescinded that to comply. There is no way in hell that I would let.

A man pretending to be a woman, pat me down. That's sexual assault. It's sexual assault. I don't even like these stupid, barbaric security practices that our government came up with anyway. Unwanted touching.

I don't give a rat's backside if you're a TSA agent or not. I think all of that stuff, if it is, I mean, you're forced into consent, you don't get a choice. And so This was, it was a transgender officer at Dulles. And the guy says that he was not allowed to use the TSA facility restrooms that align with his gender identity. I'm not saying her because that's anti-science.

And He's mad, he says, solely because he's trans he's transgender, TSA now prohibits the plaintiff from conducting core functions of his job. impeding his advancement to higher level positions. That's your choice. You wanted to play pretend at the workplace and pretend that you didn't have a male copulatory organ, this goes along with it. That is your choice.

That's the choice you made. You don't get to override other people's choices. You don't get to force yourself on other individuals just because you think that your decision to identify as a woman is greater than the uncomfortability that a real woman would face at having to be pat down by you. And so Now they're having a legal battle. Over this.

You know, the problem is if we get a Democrat in the White House after Trump. This is going to be reversed and we'll have dudes patting down women again. It's crazy. The other one apparently was at Harry Reid International Airport in Vegas. And the guy, he's a a This, the guy, the other guy's at Dulles, this one.

Is not involved in the, so it's like two separate cases.

So this case in Vegas is not involved in the Virginia case. This guy. Or, sorry, this chick wanted to be a male and transitioned, I don't know, and wanted to pat down men. And then she said, because she wants to be a man, she said, it made me feel inadequate at my job, not just because, not because I can't physically do it, because they put that on me.

Now you put it on yourself. This isn't a real scientific thing, it's a mental illness, and you put it on, you're chose to bring this into the workplace. You don't get to assert your reality over someone else's. You don't get to make your perception someone else's reality. It's predatory.

That's a predatory thing. That's predatory behavior. Homeland Security pushed back, saying that it wasn't discriminatory. And Homeland Security spokesperson said, does the AP want female travelers to be subjected to pat-downs by male officers? Hell no.

Absolutely not. And here's the thing: transgender officers make up such a teeny, tiny percentage of TSA. This new policy is not going to cause any delays, to the contrary. There it does not at all whatsoever inhibit the operation of airport security. And that came from the security expert at the University of Illinois, Urbana-Champaign, Professor Sheldon Jacobson.

He literally helped design pre-check. He's like, no, this doesn't affect it at all. And um I mean, if you're dedicated to your job. Then don't make things that are outside of your job a consequential issue within your job. Would you want to be pat down by a woman who wants to be a man, Kane?

No. No, I don't think I mean, I I hate being patted down no matter what. Correct. I think that's why we go through the damn machine, so we don't have to be patted down. There for a while, I wasn't even given the option of that.

They were pulling me out of the line like all the time. Every time I went through Sky Harbor, I got pulled out of the line. And then one time they detained me for two hours because they said they wanted, I think it was because one of the agents actually hated me. And my husband, excuse me, when we were going through, was like, I think you're gonna have a problem. I remember that.

Yeah, you remember that, because I almost missed my flight. They had already did last call for us to board. And we had to run. I had to run without my shoes to make it. That was at Phoenix Sky Harbor Airport.

And that happened in 2014. And I had to race without my shoes on just to get to my gate. They held me. for approximately two hours and twelve minutes. And they did a swab and they're like, Oh, it came back inconclusive.

For like explosive rep. I'm like, you know how many times this is such, so stupid, the false positives on this. They did two pat downs. And then they tried to take me to a private room and I was like, you're going to do it right here. I am not going into a private room so you can infringe upon my freedoms and sexually assault me anymore.

You're going to do it right here. It was crazy. And one of them actually suggested, why don't you, like, you know, they, because I had a button, I was wearing button-up pants. And the woman was like, I, you know, was like trying to get her hand, and she was like, maybe you should. I'm like, I'm not unbuttoning my pants, so you can molest me.

And at that point, I will get ignorant. It was the most ridiculous TSA experience, and they were so ungodly rude. It like scarred me. And so I don't go to Phoenix. I will not fly through that airport.

I have not been back. I will not go through that airport. Um And no, DFW, their people are great. But I think this was one or two agents that had it out for me because they were looking at me, and my husband was like, I think you're going to have a problem. And I go, What do you mean?

'Cause we're putting our stuff on the thing and he goes, They're pointing you out. And It was, and they were really, they were like, you need to come over here, ma'am. And it was just very, they were incredibly. That was the TSA under the Obama administration. I have a general rule of just, I don't want mentally ill people patting me down.

Yeah. That's just, it's not about sex. I don't think that if you're mentally ill, you should be working in a security job. Right. No, if you have a mental illness, you should not be working in a security job.

This is, if that makes you unhappy, tough. There are a lot of things that I don't like. But this is the reality in which we live. And there are certain jobs, jobs that require certain levels of mental. All togetherness.

I don't know how to put it.

Now I will say by the way Not every TSA agent is like that. There were some, I think DFW has some of the best ones. And the American. At St. Louis International are great.

They're so great. There's some really nice TSA folks out there. The two that were at Phoenix Sky Harbor were really bad, but there's some really nice ones out there. Really nice ones. Um that are actually like Really helpful with like our parents when they fly because our parents have some mobility issues and they're just so sweet with them.

But long story short. You should be able, if you're a man or a woman and you're going through TSA, you should be able to say, I really don't want to be patted down by a member of the opposite sex. That's really uncomfortable for me. And you should have that right to say that. That right, why is that right viewed by transgender activists as being second class compared to their rights?

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Okay, this is a banger of a headline. A fake captain. allegedly flew hundreds. Of plane passengers using forged credentials. Oh my gosh, a co-pilot, he forged certificates to qualify himself as a captain.

For a Lithuanian airline and helmed flights carrying hundreds of passengers throughout Europe. They didn't disclose his identity. He was there for an unspecified period of time and then he'd only literally ever worked as like a co-pilot with like some Indonesian line. And so They uh wow, that this is crazy.

So they ended up, I mean, how do you, how does that guy get past your hiring protocol? That's insane. Oh my gosh. Imagine if you found out that you had been flown previously by a fake airline captain. That's ugh.

Clown Carve Crime, nine suspects emerged from literally a clown carved crime to rob a vape shop. Surveillance footage captured the super surreal moment when nine people climbed out of a little big car to rob a Virginia vape shop. The footage was played on Fox 5 DC, and it was a silver four-door sedan. It backed into a spot in front of the Accolades Vape and Tobacco Shop. And then it Five people got out of the two back seats alone.

The trunk popped open. Two more suspects climbed out. Two suspects in the driver's seat and the front passenger seat.

So nine, two times the amount that the little car was. They don't even have room for the loot. I know. They stole smoking accessories, clothing, designer sneakers. Why are there designer sneakers at a vape shop?

I don't know. But anyway, they made off with $13,000 worth of merchandise, Pokemon cards, and the entire cash register from the store. They're still at large apparently. And they're also apparently connected to... Other robberies in the area.

I am just, I don't even know. This is all so crazy. That's insane. Uh police return- oh no. Police are turning to AI.

to handle non-emergency calls, this is going to be fine. Yeah. Isn't it? Yeah. I'm sure it's going to be great.

It's a Canadian. Startup. I mean, they kill people over there. They have euthanasia. You know what I'm saying?

I'm just, you know. The It's called SARA for Smart Answering Road Assistant. And it's AI, and they said it's crazy how many calls police get that have nothing to do with active police work. I just feel like this is not. Cain This is gonna go horrifically.

Mark my words, we're gonna have a headline. Remember this story because we're going to have a headline about this just down the road. I'm just saying. Oh gosh, it's the 55-year anniversary of blowing up a whale with dynamite. Has it already been 55 years?

Should a whale ever wash ashore again? You all remember this glorious experiment in Oregon. It's been fifty-five years. Do we have audio video of this? They obliterated a beached whale.

It's in the it's in the story. Paul Lindman reported for Channel 2, K A T U. A 45-foot-long sperm whale arrived on the beach on November 9th and they blew it up. They ended up blowing it up a few days later. And then they didn't realize that all the blubber would rain down on everything and everyone.

They blew up this whale and blubber rained down. They said basically like a half a ton of blubber. They thought that it was so dead that it would just be disintegrated, and it wasn't. And it was filmed, and all hell broke loose. There were screaming, it damaged cars, it broke windshields, giant fat, it knocked people out.

giant fat pieces of like flaming hot blubber. Raining down from stinky. flaming hot blubber. Not like Cheetos. Blew down.

This is actually, I think it's like one of the funniest moments in American history. God bless America. I love that they did this and they were like, well, I'll be damned. We didn't know it was going to come down. Oh, we'll come back to this.

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But I have seen it. before and it relates to people who are on the far left. that you're in public right you're in public And you cannot bring yourself to act like a decent human being when faced with someone who thinks differently from you.

So case in point. This was What flight was this on? This this was a passenger on a plane. And They lost their minds. Because someone was on The plane, they had congressman on the plane, and this person could not abide.

They could not abide the fact that there were Republicans. on the fl so they started screaming about Fascism, et cetera. And they ended up getting, this was from Sky Harbor to DCA.

So this is Phoenix to DCA. The passenger was so unruly, they actually had to make a stop in Kansas City. Watch this. This is nuts. Second one.

We've had um I got a united one. Quicks on. Just one more form for you.

So they're all sitting there, they're trying to get her out. She's fighting with the moon.

Sorry folks, they live in the fascist state. She wouldn't shut up. She was harassing these lawmakers who were on the flight.

Now, remember, the lawmakers had 36 hours to get back. This was them all getting on. That's why you had so many lawmakers on the same flight because they were all trying to get back. to DC because they weren't going to vote. And I mean, how are you that?

I can't tell you the number of times that I've gotten on a plane and I see lawmakers. sitting on sometimes lefties. But Is it just because we're on the ro like what makes someone feel like they have to show their backside like that completely? And think about it like this: they had to divert. Two Kansas City during a time when you have cancellations and delays already, Kane.

What I didn't find in the piece is whether or not they were actually able to take off. you know. going to Phoenix from DC, that's a good four hour flight, right?

So They had to stop in Kansas City. I'm curious as to whether or not they were able to like Take off again? Did everybody have to deplain? Like, how did that work? I would have been livid.

Imagine, like, if you had That's insane. That's insane. I don't know. This it's a problem. It's a these individuals, they don't know how to coexist with people.

that have a difference of opinion. I can't imagine living like that. You know, you got to see the humanity in people, which brings me to the sound bite. I loved this so much. I saw this last night.

This is Sharon Osborne.

So she was sitting at a table. with her son Jack, who hunts, by the way, he's a hunter. and Kelly. her daughter. And I want you to contrast what you saw with the plane.

With what Sharon Osborne's talking about.

So, Sharon Osborne, as you know, Ozzy Osborne passed away just a couple of months ago. And Clearly there still. Dealing with the grief of all of that. What do we want to play? The longer or the shorter one?

It's Yeah, let's play this. It's a couple of minutes, but it's worth it. And I want you guys to listen. How she describes And it's almost like when she began talking about her interactions with Trump, because Trump had called. Sharon and left a voicemail.

And he was giving, expressing his condolences, and he was very gracious. And so she's addressing it. And in the beginning, it sounds like. Not that she's afraid of anything. But it sounded like she was a little nervous as to how the digital economy is going to react.

to this, right? And then it's like as she got a third of the way through, it's like she didn't care. Nice is nice, good is good. And it was a very brief respite from The intense tribalization everywhere else. It's worth the listen.

A little long, but it's worth the listen. Compare the lady on the plane. to this. I mean, should we should we play the voicemail? Yeah.

Yeah. Not saying who it's from. Everyone, everyone will know. Yeah. Yeah.

Hi, Sharon. It's Donald Trump, and I just wanted to wish you the best and the family of great Ozzy was amazing. He was an amazing guy. I met him. A few times, and I want to tell you he was unique in every way and talented.

So I just wanted to wish you the best. And it's a tough thing. I know how close you were, and whatever I can do. Take care of yourself. Say hello to the family.

Thanks. Bye. Love him or hate him, he didn't have to. Call and leave a voicemail. You said When it comes to politics, we know nobody comes out a winner.

Whoever you like, there's Half. Half of people are going to go like this. And now it's more so than ever in history, is it? That people's choice of Which party, which politician? You can't come out and win it.

All I know is. a man that I know. I worked with for a month. I spent one month with him. And his wife.

who was always gracious. Elegant Just A delight to talk to his wife. And He was always How are the children? How's Kelly? I'm so proud of Kelly and Jack for what they've done and their manners are great.

And he was just a. A great guy to talk to, and he has always treated me with respect. Yeah. Listen. I'm not American.

I can't vote. I don't want to vote. I don't vote for anyone. Mm-hmm. I vote for no one.

Never have, never will. But the thing is, all I know is he's treated me with respect, your father with respect. He wanted nothing from us. Nothing. Milania the same.

Nothing. And they have been Great. And um for him to take his time to do that for us. And because you know what? He doesn't live in a bubble.

He knows what's going on in the streets. He knows what. What is going on? And I can't say that for our Prime Minister. Ooh, there gives you a little insight right there.

You know, Kier Starmer, the big lefty, she can't say that of their prime minister. I thought there was a nice there was a real nice little touch there, but What a how refreshing is that? I watched that twice. That's the third time I've heard it. It is And I wrote about this in my book, Grace Cancelled.

And the reason I'm talking about this now is because I see the right slipping into this a little bit. You have got to be able to see. the humanity and other people. if you ever hope to persuade those other people. What is this all for?

It's all for persuading people. to see your perspective. And for people who look at it from an evangelist perspective. It's about persuading people. to come to Jesus, right?

When you cannot see the humanity in someone, How are you ever? Going to be able to persuade them? Do you think that you're going to insult them into agreement the moment it gets nasty? is when That's your indication that that individual has zero interest. and real discussion.

They have zero interest. In real debate, because it's not about that for them. It is either about putting a point on the board. Or destroying someone. When I had Kevin Roberts on the show, and we've had a lot, I mean, the Kevin Roberts interview was the one that went bonkers.

We've had a lot of people, we had Randy Fine on the show, you know, and I pushed back against him pretty vociferously. Because it's not about being nasty and trying to flex. Like, I'm really trying to drill down. into the issue. and understand Because when you can understand, then you know how to craft.

a persuasive argument.

So if we're not out there trying to persuade people Then what's the point, right? What is the point of any of it? Trying to flex? That's just stupid. That doesn't move the needle.

In fact, it repels people. You should be judged by how many people you're attracting, not how many people you're repelling. One person that you can persuade is someone that you don't have to fight.

Furthermore, it's an additional ideological soldier for your side. We have got to start. properly. looking at this in politics tactically. intelligently.

Otherwise, we're going to lose. And we are right there. where we are about to have everything that we've been fighting for. Granted, we can do a lot of work in a lot of other areas. But as somebody who has been doing this since the tea party days, And I have watched as Really legitimate, limited government constitutionalists.

have fought and have scraped The victories in the judiciary were victories, spite that football. No, at least getting the tax cuts made permanent against some other Republicans that did not want to make that happen with the one big beautiful bill. That was A small victory, but it was a victory none the less. You have to realize that these victories aren't going to be measured by giant yardages. They're little incremental things, back and forth, back and forth.

And how much ground can you hold? How much more ground can you gain? All of this is about persuading people, every bit of it. And we you can't we can't be repelling people.

So the reason I bring this up Compare the lady on the plane. Was Sharon Osborne? And Sharon Osborne, doesn't it sound like she really came to all of this very organically? And how did she come to it organically? People were kind.

She said things about gun control I don't agree with. She's never been nasty about it, ever. You should be able to have that debate with people. Kevin Roberts It was very amicable amicable, Kane, I thought. They were hard questions, and I give him credit.

Because he knew that it was going to be like this. I mean, we were incredibly belligerent towards the end. And Kane's one of the nicest people ever. He's like nine feet tall. He doesn't look like he is.

But he's like one of the nicest people ever. And it was very out of character for him to be like that, but we wanted to make this conversation happen. And it was, and he knew it, and he still, and everybody was very polite and civil. I don't know why it can't be like that. You don't always have to scream at somebody.

But it sounded like she came to that very organically. And Because they were kind. It doesn't hurt. To be nice about it. It's not a weakness.

Gosh, it is not a weakness. Do you guys know how hard it is? You guys know how hard it is to be nice when you don't want to be nice. It is Hard for Cran it's always been hard for Cranella Jonah jumped in a whale. Nobody, you know.

Nobody. It's hard to be nice. This is where Patrick Swayze comes in. With, oh, you guys knew I was bringing it here. The cinematic masterpiece cane that is Roadhouse probably you know, it should have won Oscars.

Maybe a Nobel Prize for whatever it could be w awarded a Nobel Prize for. Everything about that movie is just pure perfection, including the Advice of be nice until it's time to not be nice, and it's very obvious when righteous indignation is a response and a legitimate one. Like one of the things we're going to be talking about here coming up. Let's talk about nice. The woke Reich.

And I know some of you are tired of hearing about it. But I want you to realize that it's not beating a drum for the sake of beating a drum. It's discussing it to try to figure out how to resolve it. Genuinely. I don't want to make enemies of people.

Some of these people are my friends. I've celebrated book launches with them. I've been to their events. I've had dinner with them. Um A lot of these people I know.

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Like sands through the hourglass, so are the days of the United States. And by this the last one. Any final words from the pain? God bless America. Yeah, God bless America, and we're going to save the taxpayers $56 million, which is good.

We do a countdown of this one. This is the last one. Three, two, one. That's it. It's the last penny ever made now, ever minted.

232 years, the penny cost three cents to make one cent, so it didn't make any sense at all, actually. Right. When's the last time you used a penny? Besides the take-a-penny, leave-a-penny thing at the gas station? I think I have like when I was a kid, but I think that was the last time for me.

I don't even know if I have a penny. What, really? Yeah. Are they going to like blow up in value now, you think? I well, only the ones that were actually made of copper.

Back in the day. Yeah, didn't that pre-1941? Yeah, but didn't and didn't the copper Quotient However, the percentage of copper in each penny, didn't that decrease over time? Yeah, but I don't know what that rate was, but I know that there isn't a bit of copper in them today.

So they're not even a precious metal anymore. And they're still costing 3 cents plus to make her. How is it 3 cents? I could probably make it cheaper than that if you wanted to give me the contract. That's like $50 million, they said, to do that.

That's insane. I'm fine with that. I really don't care. It was like fifty four million to make about sixteen million dollars worth of pennies. The only cool thing about coins are like the old lady coin purses that like my grandma used to carry.

You know, she'd have her big giant wallet with a million things in it. But then she had like this old lady embroidered. You know, little coin purse that looked like it came from the early nineteen hundreds. And I always thought that was so cool. And she would put her coins in there.

And then that's what, and then I always thought that was neat. But it's like, absent that, what's the purpose?

Well, like I said, I collect coins and I do have some Indian head pennies in addition to some of the wheat pennies that they had back in the day.

So I think that's the value there. Lorraine says steel pennies from World War II are worth 10 cents. That's crazy. We have a lot more on the way, including, would you go back in time and kill baby Hitler? I can't believe we're talking about this, but there it is.

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Welcome to the program. Dana Lash with you. We're at the top of the second hour. The chat is at Rumble. And of course, you can watch the simulcast.

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So. I saw perhaps like one of the most. embarrassingly ignorant. Reports that I've ever seen. And we're going to play it for you in a moment.

Let me set the people who listen terrestrially on radio, you're going to be able to hear the report. The people who are watching the simulcast, you'll be able to see it, but we can't play the audio. Because they idiotically decided to put music in it, and we will get uh penalized. If we play it And they're always itching for a way to take our show off of YouTube.

So We can't see you get to watch the b-roll and that's the way it is.

So Let me set it up. The story has to do with, they're trying to make it a snap issue, you know, with the shutdown, et cetera, et cetera.

So the story has to do. With This uh It's so bad. Bison hunting. Particularly, I'm pulling this up right now.

So the bad reporting of this, it has to do with bison hunting. And The Associated Press ran a story where they said tribes across the Great Plains are killing bison to feed people as the government shut down interrupted snap payments, with Fort Peck and other tribes providing buffalo. trout and moose to fill the gap. This is what I'm talking about. Listen to some of this.

Listen to some of this. On the Fort Peck Reservation, as the government shutdown interrupts food aid for millions, tribal members turn to a centuries-old source of survival, the buffalo. Ranch manager Robert Magnan harvests animals for distribution across the reservation. We're going to go ahead and harvest three buffalo. The tribes are worried about how to feed the people, so they decided to bring down 30 animals to help feed the less fortunate.

He focuses on cows to manage the herd. We're overpopulated, full-grown cows. Chairman Floyd Azure says the effort echoes historic community hunts. Everybody did their part so that they could eat all winter long. We got the buffalo.

Somebody needs it. We're going to help them out. The meat is processed and stored for distribution. You can tell it's like, I'm sorry, but it's like some chick who thinks that politics began the day she was born. I bet she was like, wow, I got a great story here.

So let me clue you in because this chick is apparently ignorant. This is what I'm talking about. These stupid reporters, this is dumb. I'd fire this girl. I'd be like, you brought this to me.

Like, this is some kind of big story. Are you a moron? Here's why I say that. Uh first off Fort Peck, the reservation. They do this every year.

If you're not familiar with bison, they breed.

Okay? They are destructive as all get out. If you have never gone on a bison hunt, if you don't understand wildlife management, That's what this reporter sounds like. It sounds like she doesn't understand any. of the history or reality.

You heard what that guy said. He he just mentioned it briefly. Oh, it's overpopulated.

So they do this every year. for PEC. They do this every year. Further you can apply to get a tag, to go into the draw to see if you get a tag. to go and harvest uh some bison And if you want I mean, it's not cheap.

You're looking at. What, two grand? for like a three year old bull. And you can only get certain ones, et cetera, et cetera. It's very, it's all about herd health, it's about wildlife management.

They do this every year. They charge a lot of money for it. They make a lot of money on it. and they get meat and all kinds of stuff. And every year they do this.

They will donate some. And every, I don't know, a safari, a reserve, a reserve, anybody that doesn't do this. They donate, they donate a significant portion. of the meat To like food pantries, things like that, or kitchens, things like that. That happens.

So they're acting, the Associated Press was presenting this as though. Oh, because of Snap they Now they have to start doing this. They have to start actually hunting buffalo. That's the intimation from the reporter. in this video.

It if they're gonna white knight They need to do a better job. It's a necessity. It is a necessity. to annually manage bison populations. We know people that have a lot of land, for instance, out in West Texas.

A friend of ours has a huge, huge reserve. out in West Texas. And one of the adjacent ranches. Does not manage their wildlife very well, and their bison population is out of control. And the bison have stomped the fences.

They have done a lot of damage, actually a lot of property damage. They tear down the fences of our friends' reserve, and there's always problems.

So They came up with an agreement. That Our friend will have guided hunts, and they can go and help manage that bison population. for that rancher and that rancher is fine with it. They're like, yeah, that's great. I mean, 'cause you get free wildlife management for it.

And then the friend can, you know, and because it's on a reserve, because it's private property, there you can manage the wildlife how you see fit.

So. To an extent.

So Up here in Fort Peck, up there in Fort Peck, this is something they it's a necessity. Otherwise, the population gets out of control and it just wrecks the ecosystem. But it's two thousand dollars if you're gonna get like a two to three year old bull.

So that's the first thing. Snap has nothing to do with this hunt. They do this every single year, but you got a white knight associated, you know, probably some Swifty. Getting out there making this video. Oh my gosh, can you believe that they're having to hunt for food?

They always done that. And by the way, that's some of the healthiest meats you can eat. You know, if they were really going to white knight, that idiot reporter who thinks that politics began the day they were born would maybe talk about how Fort Peck is one of the reservations where Democrats have fought against allowing tribes to own their own land. They have to lease it from the government. You want to talk about 50-year mortgages?

American Indians have been doing it forever. Leasing their land, their homes from the government. They don't own anything. They have to lease it from the government. There are some rare exceptions, but there this is not at Fort Peck.

So, they don't get to actually own their own property.

Now, you ask yourself, what does that do? How does that affect? Creating. generational wealth.

Now if they really wanted to white knight it, This dippy AP reporter might have written about that. But she didn't. because she's an idiot. Clearly some city chick who has never been out in the plains And it's like, oh my gosh, they're hunting bison.

So it's embarrassing. I watched that video and I thought, there's not enough cruel words that I could say. to express the level of disgust I feel at seeing this stupid video.

So I don't know. But if they really wanted a white knight, they'd talk about how Fort Peck they don't even get to own their own land. That is one. of the One of the things with some of these reservations and Democrats have always been in favor of that policy, by the way. They've been in favor of it.

Elizabeth Warren. I mean Bye. She's one of those who tried to trade on falsely being an American Indian, but said nothing about the setup. that her party has instituted. the reality of land ownership.

on tribal land. Because the the federal government holds it in a trust, so to speak, right? And so they manage the land for the tribes. Democrats always thought tribes were too stupid to be able to manage their own land, so they fought to own it and manage it and control all the mineral rights and everything else. And it can't be you I mean, you can't do anything with that property without the federal government being involved.

Now, there are some private non-tribal lands within the boundaries of certain reservations, but this is a distinction that's not absolute ownership. And this is the reality at Fort Peck.

So you would think if they really wanted to white knight it, Don't talk about snap. Talk about how Democrats have fought. the creation of generational wealth in American Indian lands. for since the inception of reservations. since they first marched them on the trail of genocide.

But no, we can't talk about that. Just like you don't talk about how Democrats created the Klan, or how you don't talk about how Democrats were the ones that put Japanese citizens, American citizens from Japan that did not want to go back to Imperial Japan. uh in concentration camps in the United States. True. Democrats have they love lists and they love camps.

That has never changed. Speaking of which, let's show this video of Jack Schlossberg. This is a guy who's going to run for Jerry Nadler's seat. He is Supremely disturbed. But also, I guess he likes Nazis.

I don't know. He had this video. Why would you record? This is my thought when I saw this video. Why would you record?

Yourself. Doing this. Like giving a Nazi salute. What audio cut is this? 24.

24. Go ahead and play this for the folks. Yo. Yo, check this out. Yeah, check this out.

Yo, check this out. Get him. Why would you do that? Why would anybody do that? Mm.

Man, Nick Fuentes has to love him, right? We have enough Nazi twinks in this country. Good night. But he's running for Jerry Nadler's seat, that guy. Boy, are you excited about the possibility of him making laws that govern us, Kane?

No. No, nobody's saying this. Happy with that. But I would assume that was him making fun of Elon Musk when he did it. You know what I mean?

But yeah, I mean, that's the only explanation I could come up with. And Elon Musk was waving at people. He was doing a full-on salute right there. But that's there are so many weird videos of him out there. I think he's a twink, dude.

I really do. I think he is. I think that Jack Schlossberg, he's just seems like a freak. And he always talks about Women's appearances. Which Gosh.

Just Man alive The irony.

So just oh. Yeah, that's the left for you. That's the left warrior. We got a lot more on the way coming up. The uh, you know, yesterday marked 10 years after the Battle Clan terrorist attack.

In Paris? It's actually one of the worst mass casualty incidents, two of the worst mass casualty incidents ever. uh involving firearms took place outside of the United States, one and two. We're going to discuss this because. Wow, it's changed over there And we're going to touch on that.

Also, a women's hockey team features four male players. Yeah. When the holidays start to feel a bit repetitive, reach for a sprite winter spice cranberry and put your twist on tradition. It's a refreshing way to shake things up this sip in season and only for a limited time. Sprite, obey your thirst.

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And now, all of the news you would probably miss, it's time for Dana's Quick Five.

I actually disagree with this. It says this is supposed to be a study where they say why your brain might learn best. when it's fatigued. I don't think so. I don't think that you remember anything well when you're tired.

They said that they've studied rats. And they said that they respond differently to the same stimulus depending on the time of day. Uh so and then they say they conclude with don't use this to plan your study time yet. There you go. There you have it.

It's completely worthless. Completely worthless study. Listening to music most days could guard against dementia. according to another study. Unless it's bad music.

Studies have shown that people who listen to Green Day, their brains will rot out of their craniums and slide out of their ears. Isn't that insane? Right, Kane? Oh yeah.

So insane. You didn't even hear what I just said. You didn't even hear. You didn't even hear it. He is over there looking thoughtful, and I'm like, what are you doing?

No, they said regularly listening to music is linked to a lower risk of developing dementia, according to a new study. K-9 said that the study also concluded that green day will make your brain rot and slide right out of your ears. That's true. It's very true. We already see proof of that.

Oh, completely. That's right. The largest great white, male great white shark ever recorded pinged. off of the New Jersey coast. It's a shark's house.

The uh it's called Contender. Dang, what a name. It's like if your name is contender and you're a shark, there's you can only eat people. That's what you do. Like, if your name is the greatest to ever do it, like, you better be the greatest to ever play football.

That's all you can do, right? Uh it's oh my gosh. Cain this shark is 13 feet long. 1,653 pounds. It's 32 years old.

Juan, this shark is older than you.

Well done. The shark is older than you and it has a thousand A little over a thousand pounds on you, man. Cain, you two. This Wow, 32-year-old shark. That's crazy.

It's been migrating up and down the eastern seaboard, going up into Canada. It'll go into the Gulf of St. Lawrence. It goes down to Florida. You know, now he's going back down, trekking back down the coast.

So when it's that big, everything's on the menu. And for so. For them to, for a ping to register, the dorsal fin has to break water.

So that means the fin comes up, and that's how. Oh man.

So he was peeing, he was hanging out at the Outer Banks in North Carolina from April to mid-June. He was really there quite a lot. That's crazy. Do you know how close to the water he gets? I'd like to shore.

I'd like to know. Betty Boop turns bloodthirsty in a twisted new horror film with a gruesome scene. I don't like gruesome for gruesome's sake. It's just kind of lazy. But now, yeah, she's all these characters, she's entered public domain.

Betty Boop is now part of public domain.

So, I love how the first thing that people do when a character enters public domain is: let's make a horror film of it.

So it was Winnie the Pooh, Popeye. This is funny. Mickey Mountwell, Steamboat Willie, I should say. And Bagpipers claimed a world record with ACDCs is a long way to the top. It's pretty cool.

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Daniel Lash here with you. Oh, we're in such a weird mood. It's Friday, and we've been cutting up over the story for the whole day. break So Uh earlier. Supposed.

You know how to start. I first saw it, I think where did I first see it? I think it was over at page six. I'm going to just share with you a couple headlines, okay? New York City celebrates fashion collection made from wool of gay sheep.

What? Gay sheep, sir. Have you heard of gay sheep before? Yeah, wool the wool of uh of gay sheep.

So The Washington Post didn't want to be left out of the fun. This was actually a headline. Quote Once likely to be slaughtered, gay sheep find refuge. and a bit of glamour. They partnered, so they have this story about how Grinder partnered with Rainbow Wool, and I'm not saying this designer's name.

Because I'm sorry. Anybody that has If you're a male and you have like the mom haircut from the 80s, no. Mm-hmm. And they created a fashion show featuring clothing made entirely from the wool. of gay ship.

Yeah. Pretty prote- I didn't know there was a market for that. I didn't know that People were walking into stores going, that's great. What is this made of? Oh, wool.

Is this gay wool or regular wool? It's like Portlandia. It is like Portlandia. Were the chickens happy? Can we go see them?

So, uh And of course, you know when Grinder's involved, it's going to be all class. Oh. They uh wow, it's a real story. They talked about How this designer has no idea, I don't think, how Agriculture or livestock management. work and I really kind of feel like he doesn't know about sheep.

Yeah, that's the oh. Yeah. So he discovered. This is how the story reads. Let me just read it.

This designer he discovered that farms slaughter rams that won't mate with female sheep. In other words, those who say ew to use Or, as the designer put it to the Times, quote, The sheep are killed for being gay. Oh my god.

So He would Got on the phone with Grindr. For sure. And then he put together a collection. It's so, it's like a bunch of the worst, gayest dad jokes ever. I will survive, kill us all.

And It was all just a bunch of like basically YMCA costumes from the village people. the village people costumes and they that's what they wore. And it was all knitted and it looks horrible. No man's gonna wear an entire romper of knitted material. No man's gonna wear a romper.

No man wears a romper after the age of like one. That's like babywear, right? Or sometimes it's lazy women.

So I did not know this was a whole thing. of the gay sheep. And they said that They're trying to say that there are some rams, some of the boy sheeps. Toy sheets. Not making it through this.

It's not making it through this at all. Oh gosh, okay. They said that. As many as one in twelve of the boys' sheeps are non Um they show an interest in other rams and so they just kill them. They kill the sheep for being gay.

So He, I guess. decided to go to these Oops. Ranches and farms, and say, Do you have any case sheep here? Yeah. to get the gay wool.

And um Yeah. That's it. You know. Is that it? And then he says, you know, there's a lot of male animals in the wild that.

will mount other males because they're gay. I'm like, wait a minute, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up. This guy from what I read is like born and raised in New York, so he's probably never even seen like any kind of wildlife outside of Central Park. Do you realize that animals, male and female, Domesticated and wild. Use the mounting as a way to establish dominance.

It's not because they're gay. Or trans. These are weirdo humans that are trying to project human qualities onto animals. Just saying. So I can't even believe.

This is the dumbest thing I've ever. This man's older than I am and doesn't know this. I did ask Google AI. And so they'd Said around 8% to 10%, which is about the number that you said of rams are exclusively attracted to other males.

Now, how they prove this is that. Apparently, according to this health, National Institute of Health and Oregon Health and Science University study.

Some farmers dismiss the same sex mounting as like high testosterone or dominance. Like researchers indicate a specific sexual preference. That one ram was looking at the other ram and going, I really like her horns. Yeah. Bad.

Oh my gosh, I gotta move on. Um Let me add, there's no way to segue. from this. I there was a I saw this list from this check. on social media.

And I thought this was interesting. There was a lot of responses to it. She wrote a list Green flags in a man's apartment.

So, this means that this is a good thing. If you're at a man's apartment and you're considering him for a relationship, these things you should look at as a green flag. And she listed eleven things. expensive candles, nice hand soap, actual toilet paper, not a single ply situation. no clothes on the floor, no dishes in the sink, uses face wash, Sorry, wash.

Uh Owns a hairbrush, plants that are alive, wine glasses that aren't stolen from a bar. clean sheets that smell like detergent and more than two things in the fridge. and nothing expired. And one of the comments was: Apparently, your type is my gay uncle. When I first met my husband, He had nothing.

in his apartment. It was like his grandmother's inherited furniture that Looked like it was never used. He had like and dish, and bowl, and cup. Um And then I was most, the thing that really stuck out to me though, he had like, he didn't have a scented candle because he wasn't, he's not gay.

Sorry if you guys do. Kane has one, but I gave it to him as a housewarming gift. That's because it was comically huge. That's the only reason I have that one on the list. Yes, that's because a woman gave it to you, so that's okay.

Um But he had um It's just like the right, you know, the soft soap that's like at a grocery store, right? The soft, it's literally called that, right? Just soft soap, it's clear soap, it has a pump.

So I guess One time they did a partnership with that PBS cartoon Arthur? The anteater? And they put it on the soft soap, like the image of Arthur the anteater on the soft soap. And so the first time I was at his apartment, and I, you, we were going to a movie, and I used his restroom, and I went in. And I saw the soap.

on the sink and it was one of the funniest things I've ever seen in my life. Because here was this single dude that had You know, the Arthur Soap. On the sink, and I just was dying laughing. I'm like, what man in his 20s? Like, nothing.

It was just hysterical.

So I'm curious. What You guys have. Do you have any of these things?

Now, Caleb, let me start with you because, okay, number one, you have because you have a can of sitting. And you know what? It's funny because number two, I have because of you. You gave me the gift of that Buff City soap. Yeah, that's really good.

So I have to, I got to keep the gents like, you know, we got to keep them topped up with the nice stuff here on the show, right? I've always had two ply, never single ply. Yeah, I feel like she doesn't know men. Men, I feel like, are bougier on that kind of stuff than ladies. Yeah.

Nobody wants the thin stuff. Yeah, nobody wants that. Use the stuff I used to paper houses with back in the day. Right. I do sometimes have clothes on the floor.

Face wash, I don't necessarily have a focused face wash. And it can't be the three-in-one bonus if it's not three and one. I do own a hairbrush, but I also own a comb, and it's mainly for my beard. It's not for. my head.

I don't have any plants that are alive. Yeah. can think of. I do have wine glasses that aren't stolen. From a bar.

There you go. That's nice. And I do have clean sheets. There you go. So that means you're like, yeah, those are good.

And there's probably things in my fridge that are expired. Yeah, I think everybody has that, especially if there's more than one person living with you. Everybody has that. Steve, do you own any kind of scented, expensive candles? I did run through this list.

I only have expensive candles because my mom works at Kirklands. We've talked about this. This is my favorite story that you guys don't know of on the show. Like, Steve's mom is an OG man. Hand soap.

Kirkland's hook up. Everything else. I don't, I'm pretty clean about dishes and clothes. I'm good about that. But like.

Plant, I don't have greenery in my apartment. I think that's a flaw of mine. And I do clean my sheets, but then my fridge is a little weak.

So a little bit half of it. Your fridge is a little weak. Wait, you think not having a plant, you just the way you describe that is a flaw of yours? Women do look for greenery in men's apartments. That is a huge thing, especially in cities.

I don't know why that's a thing. Yeah. Hmm. Interesting. I don't know how I feel about that.

I don't think you need anything to do. I'm going to put up a Christmas tree anymore. It's like I'm against it. Wow, interesting.

Okay, Juan said he had The good TP. No clothes on the floor. Why does that not surprise me? Juan is very particular, from what we know of Juan. Juan's very quiet.

He's very pure soul. But I also get the sense that he brings his protein, he's very, very particular. Uh he owns a hairbrush. And he has wine glasses that aren't stolen from a bar. He's got a lot of these things: the clean sheets and more than two things in the fridge.

So yeah.

So I mean it sounds like You know. These are all normal things. I don't, I, I don't, I wouldn't judge a dude if he, if, you know, a single dude on his own, if he had wine glasses that, you know, were stolen from a bar. I mean, my husband still has beer steins from Mississippi Knights that was on the landing that closed back in the day. Yeah.

Yeah. Oh, yeah, we got some of those. We have to take them with us everywhere. Every time we moved halfway across the country, we had to take them with us. But um yeah, he had like nothing.

Everything was like bizarre, super clean to the most to almost where it was like, did you just clean everything with bleach before I got here? And he had the Arthur hand soap that I will never forget that. The Arthur hand soap. And it was hysterical. But he had nothing in his fridge, nothing.

But he had clean sheets. And I don't think he had any wine glasses at all. Also, sometimes I will have dishes in the sink. They won't stay there too long, but that's the temporary hold before the dishwasher gets done. I just think it's funny that people were going, your type is my gay uncle, or.

Or some guys were like, I have no reason to own a brush. Or like, men own combs. What is wrong with you? These, it's hysterical, but it sounds like that. It almost seems like she's describing a single woman's apartment more than Yeah.

So let me ask you guys real quick before we finish up this segment. What is give me like one or two red flag things in a woman's house or apartment, single lady's abode that would like you where you're like, ooh No. Pull out couch. A pull-out couch. I don't think people own those anymore.

I would think if she has dolls or stuffed animals, that's freaky. If she's a grown person and she's got like dolls or stuffed animals, remind me of that friends episode. Where Ross dated a girl that had stuffed animals in her apartment, and it was weird. Yeah, I never looked at that as any red flag. I don't know how to think about that.

I think it's just if you see it in the eyes, you know to stay away. You know to stay away. That's the litmus. What about you, Steve? What's a red flag for you?

One time I hung out with a girl that had a pet bird in her bathroom, and I never saw her again. That was the weirdest thing ever. Uh A pet bird in her bathroom. It was so weird. What kind of bird?

Did it could it talk? Yeah, well, it didn't like repeat what you said, but it was just why are you storing it in the bathroom? Like, I'm using the bathroom. I am dead. Oh my gosh.

All right. And then, oh, what? I knew he was going to say this. Juan says a girl having a dirty bathroom is a pretty big red flag. He's right.

He's right. And I think dirty cars, too. I cannot stand a dirty car. My car is like. I have nothing on my car except sunglasses.

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A Florida man was walking buck naked in 36 degree weather, claiming he was doing a TikTok challenge. He was arrested walking, quote, buck naked down a Polk County street, according to Polk County, but sorry, it's southern Missouri because that's Polk County. according to the sheriff's office. Polk County Sheriff Grady Judd said that when deputies asked him for his name, the man gave a false name and a wrong address. He was charged with disorderly conduct, resisting an officer without violence, and exposure of his sexual organs.

Yeah, that's gross. Let's see. A Florida man captures a giant python who is told to, quote, put it in the trash. No, let's not. He used a snare and an axe.

To subdue a massive Burmese python. He's coming home from dinner. And it was a 12-foot python stretched across the road.

So he, this is only in Florida, can you drive home to gather equipment you need for catching a snake because they got snake catching equipment. in addition to the machetes. And it's a highly invasive species, so they have to get him out. And he captured it, they're allowed to capture a human, they kill it. And then they said, Yeah, just throw it in the.

Throw it in the trash. But that's a lot of meat on that. I'm just asking for, you know, general. Curiosity, right? You know, like you can do some Python Fritters or something.

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Well He wasn't a very good Secretary of Transportation. I mean, I really don't know what he knew about transportation other than he was the one-time mayor of South Bend, and he was also the. Vice Admiral, Rear Vice Admiral of the Canoe Fleet at Camp Wimpetonka. And he liked buses, you know. Couldn't fill a pothole to save his life though.

And uh His agency, while he was at Department of Transportation, His agency apparently Spent eighty billion dollars. On DEI grants. And apparently it delayed air traffic control upgrades. Huh.

Now, you know, he wants to run for president in 2028. He's very much like he's on board with that. Uh but apparently yeah he Is I in a 2028 presidential run? He told executives that air traffic Control upgrades would allow them to fly more planes, and so why would that be in his interest?

Sources said. They handed out Uh over 80 billion. Over four years. That was half of all of the Department of Transportation's entire budget. for a typical fiscal year, according to records.

They said yes, he was definitely pushing an agenda. and he apparently had quote little to no interest And took Zero. Action towards air traffic control modernization. Oh my gosh, the safety system that hasn't been updated since the Carter administration, and he did nothing there. What do you I mean don't you think okay, this might be a naive question But if you're going to be the Transportation Secretary, shouldn't you at least have some sort of working knowledge about how the hell it works?

I don't know how Department of Transportation works. I know that they're supposed to handle stuff like that. Right? Yeah. And he didn't do it.

Remember, he was also, how long was he gone? He was like gone eight weeks. After he purchased some babies, he was gone for eight weeks. for maternity leave. The best of the cherry on the top was when they both got into like.

like pajamas and sat in a hospital bed. Like they pushed the baby out of there. birth canals themselves. And he uh Did not take any questions. He was basically not basically MIA, according to people within the Department of Transportation, if you remember.

While we had the supply chain crisis and all that stuff, he was nowhere to be found.

So. The uh Booty Juices spokesperson, Chris Meagher. Of course his name is Meagher. His meagre spokesman. Said, no, no, no.

I mean, if there was some like new flight routes and stuff that was added, what are you talking about? They s they had an air traffic controller shortage apparently. And uh They weren't upgrading systems, and he was doing nothing to help with that, according to all of these insiders that are blowing the whistle on him right now. Uh the uh Eighty billion in eighty billion. eighty billion dollars.

On DEI grants. Isn't the thing with Delta that happened over the weekend? Wasn't that said to have done weren't people complaining about. D E I also you know, where they had a pilot that had to take aggressive maneuvers and all this stuff because they got too close to this other jet. A lot of people have been talking about the air traffic control industry.

and how they need more actual Like competent air traffic controllers.

So I mean, apparently, he didn't do a whole hell of a lot over at Dot Kane. He didn't do anything. He I mean, what is the point of having the department if you're not doing anything that has to do with transportation? That'll a CEI have to do with this. You know, if I spent 80 billion, even just 80 billion in that department, which by the way, more was spent.

I would have something to show for it. I would say, hey, look at this. Look at this thing I did with 80 billion. Uh what is he? Have to show for it because there's no improvements in The Department of Transportation as it relates to air traffic control.

Um, so what did he do? Yeah, no, absolutely nothing. Uh, the focus of his on it says under Buddhaj, the focus of the department shifted uh dramatically. They had 400 DEI-related grants approved, and that was an audit of federal spending between 2021 and 2024. grants for diversity, equity, and inclusion initiatives.

Uh they said that programs like Justice 40. which sent about fifty-five percent Of about $150 billion in infrastructure investments to quote unquote disadvantaged communities. pursuant to an executive order that Biden signed to quote advance equitable outcomes.

So that's the Justice 40. Justice 40 initiative, they say the categories of investment are climate change, clean energy, energy efficiency, sustainable and affordable housing. uh remediation, uh legacy pollution. Why That's that's it there. That's it there, yeah.

And uh This was Biden's 21 1.2 infrastructure law. five billion uh equity. That was by the way that Part of that money, do you guys remember the, oh my gosh, this is one of my craziest stories. the electrical the electric vehicle charging stations do you guys remember that So they only built seven. Good.

Seven hundred? Like seven. And That was a $5 billion equity effort. They were supposed to build 500,000 electric vehicle charging stations, and it only seven were built.

Now, you might be like, well. What is that? What do you mean, equitable effort? What is the equity effort? The equitable effort.

What does that mean?

Okay, so. I remember we had this story. Let me just bring it back up because it's been almost a year ago. Let me just bring this back up to you.

So they had this program where they were supposed to build like half a million of these charging stations. They only did seven of them. And the people in Dot, like or or In departments in which they fall under the purview of the Department of Transportation, like the Federal Highway Administration, et cetera, et cetera. They were the ones who started talking to the press about it. And the reason being is because of that equitable thing.

that little equitable equity word in there. That I had mentioned. They were not allowed. Remember, they had all these requirements. If you were going to build a charging station, like you had to be like minority-owned and you had to have X amount of minorities.

Like, it wasn't enough to be minority-owned. Like, if you were a black business owner, but you didn't have enough minorities on your staff, then you were not considered. I mean, that's how crazy it was. And you had to have like an interpreter, and they did, oh my gosh, what was it? Block parties.

Remember all this stuff? And uh People were saying you're not going to be able. To Get anything built with this with these types of requirements, you're not going to be able to get. anything built. And it actually um I mean, it was blamed for holding all of this back.

There were all of these secret documents that came out. Daily Caller had a big thing on it. Uh and uh so did the free beacon. And they were reporting on how All these internal documents. Showed how all of these stupid DEI demands made it impossible to.

I mean, I'm surprised they got seven built, honestly. It was described as a quote mess. And it said that the DEI requirements were hamstringing Biden's. EV agenda. And That was why they were behind the charging station goals.

And I'm saying this because this is all part of this $80 billion apparently that Booty Juice was just giving away to DEI stuff. That's how bad it was. Like, they, you had to be able, you had to show like neighborhood initiatives. Like, if you had held a block party and all that, like, what the hell are you doing? You're building an EV state, you're building a damn charging station.

Uh meaningful public involvement.

Now, it wasn't enough to do it a one-off. You had to prove that this would occur throughout the project's life cycle. They never actually meant. They never actually defined what public involvement was, but they just gave the reason I said black parties is because they gave that as an example. The Department of Transportation documents.

By the way, all this is on the internet. That's the stuff. Yeah, visual preference surveys, games and contests, and neighborhood block parties. Those were some of the examples that they gave. and that the grant recipient Had to provide multilingual staff or interpreters to interact with community members who use.

Language other than English.

So it wasn't even. That you had to have an interpreter for your employees. You literally had to employ an interpreter to talk to the community. You, the person building the EV charging station.

So, Kane. If Kane had a company that wanted to that was bidding for a contract. To build a charging station, they'd be like, okay, well, you're half Hispanic. I guess that's half enough. How many people of color do you have on your staff?

How many minorities do you have on your staff? And if he didn't have enough minorities on his staff, he wouldn't be considered. If he did, then he had to further show that he had an interpreter on staff, not even to deal with his own employees, but to just talk with the community. He would have to prove that they were doing all these events and stuff for the community as part of the quote, meaningful public involvement that was never defined, but was only Really, only showcase by examples of which block parties were mentioned. You would have to do all of that.

Even the sourcing of the materials that you used, you had to make a good faith effort to show that you were getting sourcing for your production from other minority-owned or disadvantaged minority-owned companies or companies in disadvantaged areas. Wrap your head around that. Wrap your head around that. Why do you think we only had seven of these damn things built? This was under Pooh Booty Juice.

And people in the Department of Transportation were like this, like actual other leftists. We're like, this is the stupidest burp that we have ever seen. They said you are hamstringing us. Ham string it.

Meanwhile, the Department of Transportation is out there going.

Well, since Biden took office, the public available charging ports has grown wildly. It's grown like over 90%. Not because of you. Not because of you. So, this was just a slush fund.

DEI is just a slush fund. All it is is another way to redistribute money. That's all it is. That's all it is. It's just a way to redistribute money.

So Going back to this, this was under. This is all that Justice 40 stuff. This is all a part. of that eighty billion dollars. that Poot Booty Juice was in charge of and that he was spending more towards like DEI and all of this other stuff than actually going and pursuing air traffic controllers, upgrading safety systems, doing all of those things.

And what was his, and his excuse was: oh, well, you can walk and chew gum at the same time, meaning, well, I can do this and I can do these other things. Remember that time, that was remember we had that whole thing. But you're not doing the other things is what people are pointing out to you.

So uh I mean he He just I honestly, all of this stuff. I think it's very interesting that we had all of these incidents. That stemmed from the perfect storm of his, if you want to call it, leadership over at Department of Transportation. Good heavens. By the way, we spent $4 billion to refunds for customers because of consumer complaints.

Remember he had that whole initiative set up? That wasn't airlines that was paying that. That was taxpayers that were paying that. We were paying that. Unreal.

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It's time for Dana's Quick Five. This is such a weird headline.

So. If Gen Z is staring at you, it may be more than just a quirk. It's called the Gen Z stare. It's a blank look they said that Gen Zers give to their elders. And it's like another intergenerational.

When they say intergenerational, who are fighting? Because I feel like Gen X, we're just like doing our thing and we don't care.

So, is it like boomers or millennials? Who's fighting with Gen Z? I feel like everybody's fighting. Yeah. So they said that it's called the Gen Z stare.

Like it's a blank deadpan look, and they just kind of. Have you ever seen, I don't know that I've ever seen that. The view? What are I don't know, but they said that that's R. We already have it.

Yeah, but that's RBF. That's like... Not just a blank kind of like dumbfounded like kind of stare. I don't know. Golly, that's the latest though, with it.

Let's see. A woman commandeers the Queen's Inn train for a one-stop joyride, say in white, PD. I don't know how you do that. She broke into a whole train, a whole actual train. It was parked.

And she took it for a joyride and then disappeared. It is their third train hijacking in a year. Yeah, so maybe get somebody to watch them trains. That's all I'm saying. You know what I mean?

They said it took place at 4:30 in the morning and it went to one stop. She got off and. She fled. Hmm. They're trying to figure out how she gained access to it.

I'm sure you are. Maybe figure that out.

So the coroner says that Annabelle Dahl was not present in the hotel room when that dude kicked the bucket. that paranormal investigator, he says that it wasn't. I mean, maybe. I'm surprised you didn't go. Was it the vax?

I'm like waiting for you to say that. Ghost Vax. Ghost Vax. They said it's still an active investigation, but the doll was not in there. That's what the doll wants you to believe.

Just want to say. Just, you know. Uh, let's see. Oh gosh. Doctors played a music bingo game during routine eye surgery, but it apparently resulted in a man's death.

According to Channel 9 News, the guy never regained consciousness. It was, this was like in 2023 in Colorado. They finally settled it, but apparently they missed critical signs in the patient. Stick with us, Morten Store. When the holidays start to feel a bit repetitive, reach for a sprite winter spice cranberry and put your twist on tradition.

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I mean, they're rewriting history, censoring historical facts. It's an un Unbelievable moment. All this anti-woke stuff is just anti-black. Oh my gosh. You know what?

That's actually racist because Gavin Newsom is thinking that all wokery is all race.

So it's actually inherently racist. He's trying so hard to engender himself. to these hosts of this like NBA podcast. Imagine like debasing yourself to the point where you're just Age's like contorting himself verbally into a pretzel. It's weird to watch.

Welcome back to the program. Dana Lash with you. We're at the bottom of this third hour. The um It's it's it's no, it's not. In fact, that's what w He's to say that it's just anti-black.

What is he hitting on Florida? Seems like he's trying to touch on Florida. Remember, Florida passed standards for their education where they rejected the New York Times writer who had basically made up a whole bunch of stuff about black history in America, and a lot of it had no academic bearing whatsoever. And the Florida, their board of education, which were white and black educators, were like, that's actually not even academically honest.

So we can't. Why we wouldn't allow it on the right? Why would we allow it on the left? It was just propagandizing at that point. That's not education.

So that made sense. And you can disagree with it, but to say that it's due to racism or that they were specifically trying to deny the teaching, which is actually mandated under Florida state law, that they were trying to somehow stop the teaching of or history of black America or slavery or anything else is just a demonstrable lie. And the people who want to deny that, I mean, shame on them. Just Yeah. It's and it's more than just race, the wokery aspect of it.

I'm trying to understand. The Slam Frank thing. I actually saw this over the weekend, and Steve's got the. video to this. Are we gonna get hit on YouTube if we play this by the way?

Mm. I hope not.

So, if you don't know what Slam Frank is, first off, it's a musical. And I don't like it, I'm immediately predisposed to dislike it no matter where it comes from, because it's a musical. I'm just not into musicals. I just don't have that suspension of disbelief to think that everybody, except maybe with the, with the. exception of the original Westside story and the sound of music.

I just I have a hard time with it. This is supposed to be a musical satire. in which Anne Frank is Rewritten. as the Netflix Wunderken. A Latinx pansexual girl named Anita.

Here's a glimpse. Of Slam Frank as Kane dies. A LEAUN LIMINTIED LITERAY Ambitions will be clock and tub. Profits and non-fiction. I'll provide precision.

Organize every thought. And dot all these ads to left and a shafter on I've read it, I'll add it and add it until it's better. This the remote revision, and baby, I'm my own editor. I'm finna rewrite my diary until the publishers are hiring. She said fancy.

This fire. I'm finna repeat. Mahayo. Ah, this sounds horrible.

So it's called Slam Frank, and I don't even know. The way that it's There's a lot of controversy about it. It centers on the rewritten Anne Frank Caldanita through the lens of intersectional, multi-ethnic, gender-queer, Afro-Latin hip-hop. Train. Slam frank.

What do you think of Slam Frank? Would you go see it? I immediately said. Did you see it? No, it's stitchy.

I've already seen too much. I mean And people are like, it's satire.

Okay, then what is it satirizing? If it's satire, what is it? Where is the satire? Yeah. Is it satirizing rap?

That's the thing. No one can answer that question. What is the terrorising then? Anybody? Got nothing.

Here's Daily Mail's headline: Holocaust victim Anne Frank reimagined as pansexual Latina with a non-binary lover. and neurodiverse family. What is this even? and she's got one leg, and she's gluten intolerant, and color blind, and deaf in one ear. What?

What? She wins. I just want. I should do it. There's.

What is this? What is it, Saturday? I mean, it's. It's almost To the point where it's satirizing itself. It's so cringe.

Oh. I've seen enough clips. I don't need to go see it in the theaters because Mm-mm. There's not enough Libert in the world. What?

This is how bad it is.

Somebody first had the idea. Then they wrote it Down. convinced others that it was a good idea. those others agreed to it. Then they executed it as written, And here we are.

It bypassed a lot of, um A lot of stops there. in order to get on stage. It began as an Instagram parody. And the guy who created it was joking about making this production. To make quote Latin ex girlies feel included in the Holocaust.

Now, Mike, wait a minute. Is it serious or because you can't tell anymore? And then they did like a full, it like inspire like a full production built around it. And that's how it They said it was a fictional theater troupe trying to decolonize Anne Frank's story, and then it went to this absurdity of characters, etc. Um Is it Satirizing wokery, or is it satirizing non-wokery to the point where it is a joke?

Kane. Steve, what is your thought? My head is hurting. You wouldn't go see that. Uh, I'm yeah, as we know on the show, I am not a I'm not a hater of music rules like you are, but I'm I know.

I appreciate that about you. Yeah, no problem, but it's just uh And Frank was a tough person and tough life and I don't know if we should be making light of that. I know. See, that's what I'm like. I'm like, hasn't, Gallie, hasn't the girl been through enough?

I'm like. Come on. I just I think that this is where people try to get too smart and over their skis. And they create something that does not hit the mark. And someone I think what they were trying to do was like a Hamilton a Hamilton style thing.

And they wanted to incorporate characters that were Like discovering marginalized identities, which is a phrase I don't believe in, because I think if in this day and age, if you if any you can marginalize yourself. But I don't think that people have the power anymore to marginalize you. Unless you're talking about critical race theory marginalizing its non-adherence. is the only thing I can think of. But They uh Sold out 34 performances, and either people think it's daring satire or just deeply offensive.

Like Reddit is full of. they hate it or they hate the people who hate it. That's it. There's no in between. There's no in between here.

How big were these rooms they were selling out? Do we know? No, we don't know. Like the Book of Mormon, they were saying was sat. When I think of satire, I think of space balls.

I think of Mel Brooks, who was the genius. I think of Christopher Guest and like Best in Show, right? That's that movie is one of the funniest things I've ever seen. Spinal tap. That's what I think of when I think of satire.

I don't think of rewriting Anne Frank as like a gender queer whatever Latin X. doesn't know what she is type of thing. How does that that doesn't make it modern. What the hell does that even mean?

Someone said they're trying to modernize. How would you modernize Anne Frank? That's so stupid. Shut up. She's a historical figure.

She was a real person, and you are deothering her. You're or othering her. by stripping her of her identity. That's that's actually the irony in this whole thing. I mean, were they trying to do unintentional irony?

That's a hell a lot. That's a long journey to get to that end. with us. Of course, this is it's like they Netflixed her. Like, how you know, Netflix changes and ruins everything.

Oh my gosh. Like, they're, I think they're doing another pride and prejudice. Can you stop it? We don't need another damn Pride and Prejudice. We don't need another damn Jane Austen story.

Stop! Ah! We don't need any of it. It's all annoying. Othering her, though.

That's what this is.

So I just. I d I I let's not and say we did. Let's just and they called it Slam Frank. That was cringy, that clip. That we played.

That's why I hate musicals. I can't sit there in a theater and hear that kind of performance and go, wow, that's really good. I can't. I can't, it's just the cheesy over-the-top delivery. I'm sorry, theater kids.

It's just not my jam.

Sorry. Just not Just not.

So I don't know. They said it sparked controversy. I think the guy who did it, maybe it might be a leftist. Otherwise, they would have burnt the theater down already. Just saying they would have.

Can we talk about aliens real quick? Oh, uh oh, hold up, hold up, hold up.

Okay, so I got a whole here we go.

So, uh two things. First off. There's a story out. that discusses. alien activity near US nuclear sites.

It's Well, they're saying it's non-human intelligence. There's evidence of it. And it's gaining scientific validation. That's a big headline. What does that mean?

Like, it's been confirmed, gaining scientific validation. What does that mean?

Thousands of objects that they say sent by a non-human intelligence may have been spying on the world's nuclear tests all the way back to the 1940s. It's a groundbreaking news study just published, providing verified evidence that something. or somewhat. Was observing our nuclear sites from space long before our first human satellites were ever launched into orbit, Kane. It is a Nordic, some Swedish scientist in Norway, it's a Nordic Institute for Theoretical Physics.

And they say there's a clear connection between the tests from 49 and 57 and the increase in the number of transients. appearing in the sky.

Now, Keep that on the table because I have another one. Hold up. Let me pull this other one up.

So now Do do do do this is a New York Post. UFO tracker shows Thousands of eerie underwater objects lurking. Along US Coasts, Cain. And there's video and it's creepy. It is the largest queryable historic.

What's it? It's queer? No, it's the largest queryable historical. Sighting database for global UFO sightings. It's called Enigma.

They said they got reports on over 30,000 unidentified flying objects and Anomalous phenomena since they launched in 2022. And it's not just the skies. They said that there's strange objects, Kane. rising from the depths of the sea, or plunging into the depths without so much as a splash. Ooh.

Yeah. Could it be aliens? I think it could be.

Now, there's more. What? Yes. You know that Manhattan-sized space object called Three Eye Atlas? It's grown.

A TALE. According to Harvard scientists, they're from Harvard, so it's post-legit, right? New images revealed the Manhattan sized interstellar object known as Three Eye Atlas. has begun to sport a tale indicating that it could be possibly A maneuvering alien craft. They said after exhibiting signs of an incredibly strange anti-tail since first cropping up in the solar system last July.

Now three eye Atlas is showing evidence of a true cometary tale, according to Spain's Nordic Optical Telescope. in the Canary Island. finding was released in September. Interesting. Do you think it's an alien spaceship?

Looks like a giant Yeah.

Some of its attributes don't appear just randomly natural. Right. So, yeah, I'm willing to believe it. But I also think it's something they want us to believe too. I think it's pretty cool if aliens are like, let's disguise our ship as a giant space rock.

No one will know. Because most everyone's like, oh, just a space rock. I'm just saying, if I were an alien, that's what I would do. Right. And they'd be like, Oh, it's a comet.

Oh, that's what it is. It's probably some j a rock from some astro ooh, wait a minute, hold up, do I have enough time? Do I have enough time? Dana da da da da da da da da da da da da da da there uh uh do I have no time because you know we got a a potential smod, potential smod alert. I'll try to find it over break.

I was going to put it in this segment, but I think I moved it. But it's a potential smod. Just saying. So be wary of the water because there's more than just sharks living in there. The turd sickle in space could be an alien spacecraft.

And also, aliens have been watching our nuke sites since the 40s. There you go. When the holidays start to feel a bit repetitive, reach for a Sprite Winter Spice Cranberry. And put your twist on tradition. It's a refreshing way to shake things up this sip in season, and only for a limited time.

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Check out the guide on marshalls.com and gift the good stuff at marshalls. So, two quick things. First off, here's the headline I told you about: Smod. Scientists spotted a skyscraper-sized. sized asteroid.

racing through the solar system. Yeah. You look excited. Very excited. It was discovered by Carnegie Science Astronomer Scott Shepard.

So they're just saying it's skyscraper sized. It's known as 2025 SC79, so it circles the sun once every 128 days. I don't know if it's gonna get next to us, like to hit us, but it's out there. Maybe we'll get lucky. I don't know.

So you're saying there's a chance? There's a chance.

So that's number one. Uh the second thing is that Java Millai scored a major win. On the election Sunday.

So it looks like, remember, we had Carol Roth on last week to talk about the gambit the Trump admin was making to kind of box out China.

Well, that worked. We'll have more on that tomorrow. In the meantime, today's stupidity came. One, cut 33, please. But we must remember, in a time such as this, we are not the crazy ones, New York City.

Sorry to break the news to you. We are not the outlandish ones, New York City. Yeah, you are. You are though. They want us to think we are crazy.

We are sane. Mmm, man, when you have to explain it like that. When you're explaining, you're losing. Yeah. That's the rule.

You guys know that. That's the rule. All right, Moose out front should have told you. Folks, find us at Substack, chapter and verse, and YouTube and Facebook. Like and subscribe.

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