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Okay, let's get to this one. This is an 84-year-old man came. Who shot his son in the face for not visiting his mother in hospice care? Not all old people are innocent. Wait, don't get mad at this old man.
He's he's well, he shouldn't have done that. Why not? He shot his son in the face because the son and his spouse did not visit the mom over the weekend while she was at in-home hospice care. William Nowack. Was charged with attempted murder.
He was at his home, lived with his wife and their disabled daughter. His wife was put on in-home hospice care. William was taking care of both of them. The son and the wife came to visit. Apparently they did so every week.
They arrived around 6 p.m. And the dad began to express how upset he was that they didn't visit over the weekend. And he told his son, get out of my house or I'm going to shoot you. And then he went and did just that.
So, uh, man alive. It's a man of his word. Yeah, he, yeah, is the man of his word.
So that's not good. And now, who's going to take care of the wife and daughter? That's the stupid thing that this guy did. Like he I get that he's probably upset because his son's not helping out more. But what he just did made it infinitely worse.
And how is he even going to be there when his wife passes now? See, that's awful. Awful, awful. Oh, I don't really. I I found this one.
Keynes is really bad. And I realize that it's lunchtime for some of our listeners. Oh boy.
Okay, so 500 pieces of roach excrement were found at a Coral Gables restaurant. It's called achimi ramen bar. and coral gables. It is the eighth restaurant to get shut down by state inspectors. Uh it apparently it racked up a ton of violations.
And even after they re-inspected it, it still stayed closed. because it was so bad. They said the There was an accumulation of debris inside of the washing machine, debris on the exterior. They said approximately 200 roach droppings on top of the dishwasher. They said 300 all over the kitchen and cook line, 300 roach droppings all over the kitchen and cook line.
Another 50 were in the reach-in cooler. They said they found live roaches everywhere, one inside a food bag in the storage area. They had noodles, tofu, mussels, and fish. That were at a temperature of 50 degrees. They were supposed to be under 40.
Uh oh man, it is bad. They said soiled cutting boards would get like rinsed off but never sanitized. I can't read it anymore. I'm sick. Oh my gosh, I'm sick.
That's nasty.
So, pay attention to those health inspections. That's a big thing. A Florida man stabbed a retired and beat a retired nurse to death with a wine bottle after he was kicked out. Ah, Julian Trevino, 19, was arrested. Uh she was severely injured at Polk County.
Uh and a neighbor called the sheriff because he hadn't seen his friend in a few days. And uh the friend allowed the guy to move in with him. And uh uh I don't know, man, that's just Oh man, they described the injuries. They're really, really bad. But anyway, afterwards, this Julian Trevino was using the victim's credit card.
And uh like basically robbing Uh the victim Uh after kept beating the victim to death and even used the victim's car.
So, homicide detectives ran him down and arrested him, and he confessed upon arrest.
So, he's going away for a really, really long time. That's just horrific. Uh let's see. Oh, and a fl inconsiderate Florida man stole another bride's limelight with a lame marriage proposal. Yeah.
Wow, this is really. Why are all the pop-up ads? That's tech. Yeah, so it was on, it ended up being on TikTok, and it was a couple proposing, and then there's a bride in the background, and you realize they're guests at a wedding.
So at someone else's wedding. They proposed and stole her. If you do that, you're trash. If you announce your pregnancy at somebody's wedding, if you propose at someone's wedding, I feel like that you should have to pay part of their wedding bill. Absolutely.
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At all. And I told the room. Because I spoke at this Dallas Jewish Conservatives event, a great organization. They also had a pastor speak. At the event.
They had a rabbi, they had a pastor. It almost sounds like a I mean, uh not to Not as a pejorative, but it almost sounds like a joke. You know, you have a rabbi, pastor, and a. Loud Second Amendment advocate that walk into a bar. It's kind of funny.
I didn't hold back and I told people, I said, we are. in the middle of a psyop. We are. I would bet the house on it. There is an absolute psyop happening right now to the right.
Because the right has been so effective. Think about this for a minute. I want you guys to really think about this. I don't care if you've disagreed with Trump on whatever. I don't care.
Just stop for a second. What is the state of the border? Kane, what's the state of the border right now?
Okay. Even though that's what Biden's administration said, it's closed. Like, legitimately said. It's closed. What did I just tell you all at the start of the last hour?
Which, by the way, you can go to the Apple Podcast if you missed it. What did I tell you at the start of last hour? I told you that.
Now you have POTUS suspending visas from a number of nations, and also an additional 15 nations are going to get further enhanced restrictions, right?
So This this is a real it's a huge thing. This is massively significant. We've also been really locking in some good trade deals. We've been locking in some really good trade deals. And I feel, I mean, that's incredibly important.
We've been Making some inroads where it concerns the Middle East as well.
Now, I'm not a fan of the administration's relationship with Qatar at all. I understand why they're doing it. to a degree. If you feel, if you in any way have any kind of common ground, be it business or whatever. with cutter, then technically you can control The agitation of that area to a certain extent.
And I think that that's kind of, I feel like that's what the administration's approach is with Qatar in terms of having the base there and having this non-aggression, whatever, this unofficial protective clause. I feel like that's all about making sure that they are not used as a variable for Iran. and to further agitate in that area to that degree. I don't like it. I kind of, I mean, I do understand it to a point.
That said. These are major gains that have been made. Major games. While They're also dealing with oil and gas. and very quietly, slowly, but surely, Building up whether it's five eyes.
Also, presence in the Pacific. Our geopolitical enemies see this. strength building. And it is. And I'd and if it wasn't, I'd tell you.
I call balls and strikes. I don't care. I don't need any of these people to make my living like some of these digital whores out there. You were a geopolitical foe. and you wanted to weaken your enemy and dilute that strength, what would you do?
At a time when the right, the first time in ever. At a time when we have built a coalition. A coalition. People say big tent. Call it what it is.
It's a coalition. Stop using DM phrases like big tent. It's stupid and vague. Coalition. You're working with people the 80-20 rule.
My 80% friend is not my 20% enemy. You're working for Accomplishing major gains on these bigger issues that we all share. And then we can fight about the rest. If you were a geopolitical foe, you would want to dilute that. How would you dilute it?
By getting the right to argue against itself.
So, please note: right as we start getting all of this, all of these gains. This stuff explodes. And it takes advantage of a couple of things. I got some harsh words coming up. It takes advantage of a couple of things.
Namely, it takes advantage of a subsequent portion of, I think, Gen Z, disaffected young dudes. who, by the way, were made disaffected, I think in large part due to COVID. You gotta think you had a lot of kids that were shut up for like two years. Because of COVID. It rewired.
How the youth socialize. It rewired. How the youth socialize. and how even how they approach public life and professional life. And I think that this psyop leverages that subgroup of disaffected young men To further agitate.
It also, you know what else it also traps up? And Kane, this is going to be kind of harsh, but I don't care. Again, don't care. Not a digital horse, so I don't need, you know, don't eat it. I think there's a bunch of older, white, more progressive-leaning women out there.
I see them all the time, especially with Candace Owens. I feel like there's a bunch of old white progressive-minded women out there who desperately want everybody to know that they listen to Candace Owens so they can't be racist. That's what I really think it is. And then the other half of the audience is like, you know, how we all watch Britney Spears dance with knives. It's the same thing.
You watch it because you're like, damn. That's nuts, right?
So I feel like that's another part of it that's inflaming it, also being leveraged. And then you have these thirsty influencers on social media.
So many of these digital whores are so desperate for an audience. You have people like Piers Morgan. Piers Morgan is a digital whore. I've known Piers Morgan for a long time. He and I have battled back and forth.
We first were fighting about guns all the way back in 2012. That's why I never understand why he shows up getting fallated on all of these conservative cable news networks. He hates you. He will always be on the terrorist side against the innocent, unarmed innocents, always. He was mad about guns over the Brown University thing.
He called me after Newtown happened, Piers Morgan. called me Adam Lanza's mom. If I wanted to hear the dumbass opinion of a foreign digital whore, I'd ask Piers Morgan. But we fought a war to not have to listen to British people opine ignorantly on American politics. And we want it, remind you.
You can clip that, it's okay.
So You have that subgroup that's also being leveraged.
So it's a Quilt. Digital horse Uh racist white progressive women. And then a disaffected young subgroup, a subsection of Gen Z. And it's all being leveraged, and it's all being promoted for this purpose: to get everybody on the right at each other's throats. And I talked about this.
Yesterday. Give him my speech. It's not America first to try to divide. Probably the strongest coalition the right has ever had. That's not America first.
It's not America first to pretend That Israel gets more, or is like somehow the biggest welfare recipient, or something, or that they just get aid money without anything in return. That's a psyop. And it's a lie. It's not America first to believe. Islamist lies about alliances.
And I'm going to address that coming up at the bottom of the hour. It's not America first to go after and attack stalwarts of American life. People who have held it down through thick and thin. And again, you know, I'm trying to be I'm trying to be nice, but I'm quickly over it. Because I don't care.
I don't need associations with Tucker Carlson to live my life. I don't need to kiss the ass of any failed Nepo baby. I don't need to go out there and kiss the ass of these racist white progressive Karens who desperately want everyone to know they listen to one black commentator so they're not racist. I don't give a rat's backside about any of these people. I never have.
These are all of the tools that are being leveraged to divide the right. And it is not America first. to go out and fillate this stuff.
So that you can be more adjacent to power. And that's what it all comes down to. None of that's America first. Spare me. Spare me sitting here talking about Christ as king when you go and you're purchasing land over in a desert nation where they don't even allow you to put up a cross.
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And now, all of the news you would probably miss: it's time for Dana's Quick Five.
Okay, here are a couple of other headlines making the rounds. We're going to go back to the meat and potatoes after we get through. Just letting you know some of this.
So, you all remember the lady? We played this video yesterday. She was wearing the red Freedom, you know, Charlie Kirk shirt in Target. She worked at Target, this elderly woman, and she was being harassed by this chick who thought it was a good flex to record herself harassing this woman and posting it online.
Well, she's been identified, Michaela Ponce, P-O-N-C-E. They found her employer, the internet did in low health.
Now, normally I don't agree with something like this, but this woman made such a spectacle of herself. She works as a nurse, which is why I say normally I wouldn't be worried about something like this. But the fact that this woman literally works as a nurse and takes care of people, what if a patient comes in wearing a shirt like that? What is she gonna do? What is she going to do?
I just had a story last week of in Gaza, they killed a hostage by putting air in their IV. I don't know. I don't trust these people. I don't trust them at all.
So now Ponta's employer says police are investigating. They have been flooded with calls. In Lo Health posted that the Chico Police Department was investigating a social media post on the account of an Inlo Health employee. They said they were concerned about the tenor of the post and the response it was creating from people. And they said that they are investigating it.
They're also working with the Chico Police Department to look for any potential criminal activity, etc. And so they said that their switchboard and their clinic phone lines were absolutely overwhelmed.
So there you go. This chick brought it all on herself. She works as a nurse. It's not like she works as a receptionist somewhere. She's literally in charge of patient health.
So, absolutely, when you do something like this and you film it yourself and you upload it yourself to social media, you are writing your own professional epitaph and you deserve everything that's coming to you. That's not cancel culture, that's accountability. Very big difference. Also, science. scientists have extracted new secrets from the woolly mammoth.
It's RNA. Uh why do we keep talking about bringing back extinct animals? Woolly. Yeah. It's a hairy elephant, basically.
Well, anyway, I feel like there's danger, danger, man. Flu cases skyrocket New York City earlier than expected, but I'm still not getting the flu shop because it's dumb. Let's see.
Son inherited his dad's classic car collection, and now once it's gone, I'm going to come back to this one because it hurts the heart. Stick with us. There's too damn many guns and the wrong types of guns on the street. And I don't want to hear how do you define an assault weapon. I damn sure can assign what it is and describe what it is and tell you what it does.
And unfortunately, we have a whole bunch of parents now who know a lot more about what these weapons were meant to do. Not meant to shoot deer. They're not meant to plink whoever a Republican senator said he likes to plink, and how dare we take away his plinking. They are meant to kill large numbers of people as quick as possible. No, they're not, you absolute low testosterone sack of meat.
They're not. I'm sorry, I was going to try to let that play out, but it wasn't happening. That's Time Walls there, that guy. Tommy! Who's like, well, I I couldn't sign it.
I wrote rip rip rock. No, you can't. Stop it. I can own whatever I want. I mean, you can c try to come and take it.
Not going to work out well for you. But, you know, there it is. Welcome back to the program, Dana Lash. With you, we're at the top of this third. aware and uh Don't forget over at Substack.
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So. He went on. Cain, when was this? Like yesterday after we were off air? He went on.
Wals was on a little tear. He went on a tear. About Pew Pews, correct though? Yeah, he was on a tear about guns. and very upset.
He was pupset, one might say. And Is I don't know. I I'm I'm amazed at some of the stuff. That comes out of these people's mouths. He's saying in his soundbite: first off, again, Islamism is the issue.
He's like, I don't want to hear how you define it. I can yeah, well you know what? The problem is that different laws come into play. depending on the words and definitions used.
So don't tell us that it doesn't matter when you worked really, really hard to pass. Law. that makes it matter depending on what type of words You use. That is fact. That is absolute fact.
And then he says this, cut nine. Good grief. They're going back to this well. That tells you that they're in dire straits, y'all. Listen.
We had time. We should have been doing this. But this is a run-out the clock. This is the oldest strategy in the world. Oh, I don't know.
I don't know if we can define what an assault weapon is. I don't know. Do you really think limiting them to less than 100 bullets is going to do anything? Yes. Yes, it is.
Yes, it is going to save lives. Just like the extreme risk protection orders, which I can pull quotes from many of these folks who said, this will do nothing. This will not protect lives. This will take away our freedoms. It's time to start reporting that that is all bull Uh but it's not though.
It's not. all BS. That's what he was going to say. It's not all BS, by the way. It's uh not even remotely in the slightest.
Because they say they'll go after things like in the assault weapons ban, they had that. Just to recap, it didn't work. It didn't work at all. In fact, it did absolutely nothing to reduce crime. It's not just me saying that.
The RAND Institute, which is a left-leaning institution, by the way, they came out a couple of years ago, said, Yeah, it had absolutely no effect. Not only that, But our own DOJ at the time, under Obama Biden, with Eric Holder as AG, they also concluded. Doesn't have any impact. I want to share this story with you. enrages me.
It's related. This comes out. From The New York Post.
Now Before I get into this story, can I remind you? Uh The Numerous photos. and videos. That showcase The police In Bondi Beach hiding. Everybody kind of remembers this, right?
They remember all of these people, these cops hiding behind cars and stuff like this. In Australia. Where they want to make it difficult for even for average everyday citizens to own firearms in Australia. The Bondi Beach killer renewed his Australian gun license, Eat the Dad, even as his son. was being investigated for ISIS terror links.
Wow.
So one of the terrorists He was granted a licence in Australia. And remember, they're not even, they just moved there. They're not even Australian. They moved to Australia. Recently.
Only a couple of years ago, he had applied. For a license And that's according to New South Wales Police Commissioner. And it was submitted within the same period. Right after. The Sun had fallen under the watch of their Australian security intelligence organization.
And it was because He had links to a failed terrorist named Isaac L. Matari. He had been on the watch list for over six months. and then taken off the watch list. And this was at the time that dad was able to do all this stuff.
Now The Son has a crazy background of anti-Semitism. The dad's a little quieter.
So you have These Australian lawmakers. That are promising, and they're insisting that they have to pass more gun control. As if the problem lies with. the law abiding innocents that are targeted. They have not said anything about migration.
They haven't said anything about people coming in, migrants coming in from different Islamist nations. They haven't said anything about that. They Haven't said anything about reducing the influx coming in from these nations. No, they want to go after the one thing that people could use. As a means of defending themselves against the terrorists that Australia is importing into its country.
Because that's the issue. Cain, that last terror attack that they had. Who was that committed uh who was that carried out by? I mean, the last every terror attack that they have is. But the problem is the guns.
That's it. I I It it's Uh is sickening.
So, this is why, you know, when I hear people like Tim Wall say the stuff that he's going to say, say the stuff that he says, it's. is so asinine. Thanks for tuning in to today's edition of Dana Lash's Absurd Truth Podcast. If you haven't already, make sure to hit that subscribe button on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcast. This is Matt Rogers from Lost Culturalistos with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang.
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