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And you guys inflamed the situation by asking people, so, who did you vote for? Who are you for? You for Guerrilla Monsoon or President Biden? He and Trump are, and I've met both of them. I know both of them.
They are very similar in terms of their behavior. They are. Very similar. Um when POTUS, this was some years ago when I introduced uh him at CPAC. And my husband was with me and we were backstage and I introduced him to uh the President.
We were talking and I can't remember what he said, like you're a a powerful and attractive man, you know, like shook his did the man handshake. The first time we met Gene Simmons, Gene Simmons literally said the exact same thing and did the same thing. And we were like Are they the same person? Never seen them in the same room.
Well, I mean, they were in the same room, I guess, at the Kennedy Center. But that was very, they are so similar. They are so similar. Their mannerisms. They're Uh manner of speaking, their countenance even, very similar.
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I I'm just floored at one of the things that I saw on Netflix, right? Just when you think, It can't get more ridiculous. Let me ask you this. First off, welcome back. You guys remember Mad Libs, right?
Oh yeah. Everybody remembers Mad Libs. And if you don't know what mad libs are Steve, do you know what mad libs are?
So that's okay, okay, alright, alright, alright.
So You know, you would have a story and you have to fill in the blank, and you got to pick a couple of words, and it always tells some kind of crazy story. I feel like that's where Netflix is in their content development. And when I first saw this Much like I first When I first saw the Star Trek, the new Star Trek thing and it looked like Gale in Space. I thought, that's not real. This is no way this is real.
It's too ridiculous. No, no, no. I'm going to learn at some point, Kane, that the dumber it is, the realer it is. Let me ask you guys this: what would you watch? A story about not just about coal mines.
but about a trans woman working in the coal mines.
So a guy. Working in the coal mines in Argentina? No. This is how it's the show, this is how they, under more details. This is how they they tag it.
Okay, this is also so dumb. It says this show is sincere, inspiring, drama, algebraic applause. Overcoming the odds. Argentinian. Intimate.
Fight the system. Oh, the only reason I watch Netflix anymore is because of the Great British Baking Show. That's it. That's all I care about anymore.
So, this show is called The Queen of Coal. And it's about a dude. with a a weenus. Who Pretend like pretends to be a woman working in the coal mines.
Okay. We can't show you a clip because we'll get, even though it's fair use. Uh we get hit with uh Copyright infringements because YouTube is a goat fornicator. And that's why.
So, Netflix, queen of coal, do you want to watch a dude pretending to be a woman dreaming about working in the coal mines, but in a town steeped in superstition and patriarchy? Oh my gosh, wait, full flippin' stop. Yeah. Hold on.
So a dude. Dressed as a woman. Working in the coal mines is bitching about the patriarchy. Huh. I call shenanigans.
Yeah. Nothing says patriarchy. than trying to self-victimize your like be a bigger victim by pretending to be a woman in the coal mines. It is a dude pretending to be a woman in the coal mines in a movie about the patriarchy. He's taking their jobs.
Yeah. I don't even want to. I don't want to watch a movie about a coal mine anyway. It's just sadness and dirt. I don't, and I definitely don't want to watch a man prance around pretending that he's got a.
Did this mentally ill man that dresses like a woman to work in the coal mines invent a new way to extract coal or maybe um I don't know, a faster, more efficient way, safer. way to extract You're really tempting me right now. I mean, we're at the end of the year, so my. filter in my resistance to bad thoughts is at an all-time low, Kane. You're just playing with fire right now.
I appreciate the warning. Um Uh Do you want me to really answer this? I think he wants me to really answer this question. I kind of do. All right, so I don't know.
Maybe. Because when he went into the franken shop, maybe he just got a special poot sack that allows him to extract coal with an appendage. I don't know. I don't know. Like, I just feel if you're going to be stupid with your Netflix shows, then we are going to be equally absurd with trying to figure out what the hell you're doing here.
Do you guys want to watch The Queen of Cole, except it's not a queen? Yeah. It's a dude. pretending to be one. What in the Mad Libs hell is happening?
Who sat around and green lit this show? I really want to know this. Who sat around and decided to green light this show? And it's a real show. I swear to you, I'm not making this up.
I swear, I promise I'm not. It is, uh, would you watch it, Cam? What I watch. Shit. For what reason?
I don't find anything. uh entertaining or that I'll discover anything new or learn anything. The story is about uh Carl. Oh, sorry, Carlita. Yeah.
Guys, he's the first trans miner in Patagonia. All I know is that when his mother looked up on his face when he was first born, she thought, My son's gonna grow up one day, pretend to be a woman, and act like he's really breaking some barriers by being the first trans woman coal miner in Patagonia. Yeah. Right? Do you what would you do if your husband's like, hey, sweetheart, let's watch this great movie on Netflix?
Ooh, what's it about? It's about a man who's pretending to be a woman so he can be the first trans coal miner in Patagonia. Why? Suh. Mm-hmm.
Yeah. Thoughts, Kane? It probably gets 100 on Rotten Tomatoes. Oh my gosh, it's going to get $110,000 on Rotten Tomatoes. That's all those freaks like.
They're like the kookier it is, the freakier it is, the more frankin' weennesses that are in it, we're gonna love it. That's what it should be called. Frank and Weenus in the coal mine. I just retitled it. Look, I saved you a click.
That's what it should be. I can't make fun of this enough because this is just shows. This is why alien hybrid, you know what? We were talking about how Trump was told there are alien hybrids. I found one.
Found it. It's whoever the hell did this movie. They're in the boardroom. All right, who has ideas? Yeah, Bob down there.
Yes, well, I would like to pitch a movie about. A man pretending to be a woman working in the coal mines. That sounds real weird and out of this world. I mean, and it. He's almost caught.
That's that's what happened here.
So they said, um It is an ode to resilience. Do you think that the trans man and the woman in the coal mine work the same amount of hours? Because they're like, oh, well, it's an occupation vetoed for women. Oh, well, look, the man dressed up as a woman and broke through the barrier. You didn't even need a woman to do that.
Just have the man do it. You're just gonna tape it back up there and go out there and address. Oh my gosh.
So that's Netflix. That's what's happening over there.
So, first, you've got Glee in Space, aka Star Trek.
Okay. or they're all layin' in a meadow like twilight, holding hands. That's some fruit. And then you got this. Yeah.
Frank and Weenus in the coal mine. Just saying. I mean, and Kane, to your point. Yeah. It would have been, like, you know, what if they were talking about, well, this person.
Against all odds, figured out a new way to extract coal. It figured out a new way to mine, a new safer way. Right? Right? Innovation.
Innovation. Well they innovated that, you know what? Ooh ooh. They wrong innovation. Wrong innovation.
That's not even innovation, actually. We don't know what that is, but it's not innovation. Oh my gosh.
I can do you want me to Now you're giving me titles, alternative titles and slack, Kane. Yes, not for air. Why are they in Slack then? But it's about the air. It's not.
I don't know, I just feel like they'd want to know.
So is that a rule when in order to do Netflix shows, do they stop and go, okay, well, how many trans are in here? What? I'm not kidding. They're like 0.5%, if that, not even that, of the population.
Now they got to be over-hyper-represented in everything. Wait a minute, we can't do this unless we got a trainee in it. Oh, you can't say tranny, Bob. That's bad.
Okay, unless we got a Frankenwenus in this, it's better. It's bigotry, according to their rules, if not. I'm waiting for the next great football movie where it's. What what was that one with James Cahn? They I had to watch it when I was a kid.
My it's like one of my husband's favorite movies. You know what I'm talking to the internet is going to tell me in droves here. But it's what if they did like an old football movie in that vein? or an old hockey movie and it's the first trans player and it's this dude. You're not revolutionizing everything.
He doesn't have to wear a cup. You know why? 'Cause he got his venus removed.
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This is Matt Rogers from Los Culturistas with. Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang. This is Bowen Yang from Lost Culture Resources with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang. Hey, Bowen, it's gift season. Oh, stressing me out.
Why are all the people I love so hard to shop for? Like me? Exactly. Honey, I'm easy. But you're right.
Holiday gifting is stressful. And all the gift guides out there are boring and uninspired. Wait, what about the guide we made? In partnership with Marshalls, where premium gifts mean incredible value? It's giving gifts!
A series of guides filled with premium gifts at great value for everyone on your list. Yeah, because if I see one more for the dad who likes golf list, I'm out. Right? How about something for the people who actually surprise you? With categories like best gifts for the mom whose idea of a sensible walking shoe is a stiletto, ps, she wants a pair of stilettos.
Or best gifts for me that were so thoughtful, I really shouldn't have. Dying to see what those are. And you won't believe their prices. Just wait till you see what else is in there. It's basically a one-stop shop for everyone you know.
I started bookmarking half the list for myself, honestly. This is the guide for the 2025 holiday gifting season. Check out the guide on marshalls.com. It's giving gifts. Gift the good stuff at Marshalls.
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So China's trade surplus with the rest of the world has topped a trillion dollars for the first time. And some people are wondering, okay, well, it's not really stopping the flood of manufactured goods coming out of China. Their general administration of customs said that for the first 11 months of the year, exports increased by 5.4% compared with the same period last year. Imports fell slightly. That meant they ran a global trade surplus of a little over a trillion dollars that exceeded the 990 billion surplus that was recorded for 2024.
So it's about price competitiveness is what it is, and people aren't willing to do that. And at some point, you know, Trump can do so much, Congress can do so much, but it also has to be the buying behavior of the consumers. That's another thing, too. Uh let's see, Congress is to withhold Pentagon travel funds until it sees the boat strike videos.
Okay. Oh. I just want to make fun of these people for like five minutes. Just that's all I want.
So they said that they're going to withhold a quarter of the travel budget until the Pentagon. They're online. I mean, I don't know what else you were waiting to see. I don't know. I mean, okay.
They said that lawmakers want to look at the follow-up strike. Yes, I love people who have no idea about prosecuting conflicts or really anything in this, and they're going to try to be like these armchair quarterbacks on this.
Okay, all right. Fine, show them. I don't care. And Uh let's see. Uh Oh gosh, now a Scots University is issuing a trigger warning for Harry Potter.
Why? Yes. One of the top universities. It's in Glasgow. The University of Glasgow, they're they're issuing Kane a warning.
the undergrads. They said that it's proof of a triggering epidemic. and that harry potter in the philosopher's stone it features outdated attitudes and abuse Take a shillale and wrap your tight-fisted head is what I'll do. That's so dumb. Come on, I thought y'all were tougher stuff than this.
You know, come on, Braveheart. Just saying. All right, we got a lot more on the way. Stick with us. All of the conversations that I had During my time both in Turkey and in Lebanon, including with many Muslims.
Well the precisely Concentrated on the topic of peace and respect for people of different religions. I know that. As a matter of fact, that has not always been the case. I know that in Europe there are many times fears. That our Present, but oftentimes generated by people who are against immigration and trying to keep out.
People who may be from another country, another religion, another race. And in that sense, I would say that we all need to work together. One of the values of this trip is precisely to raise the world's attention to the possibility that dialogue and friendship between Muslims and Christians is possible. I think one of the great lessons that Lebanon can teach to the world is precisely showing a land where Islam. Christianity are both present and are respected, and that there is a possibility to live together, to be friends.
Well, you know, that's funny because there's some differences in Le Lebanon. You know, it's the Druze that have been kicking the snot. Out of the Islamists up there, Bedouins that have been kicking the snot. The Golan Druze have been just, I mean, their enlistment's like at 85% in terms of military. Arab Christian enlistment has tripled in the last year.
A lot of it's been regional conflict. A lot of it's been as a result of October 7th. Druze, Bedouins, and Arab Christians.
So, yeah, you know what? I'm going to tell you something. You're not going to sit here and nice your way out of getting raped like that one 15-year-old girl that was dragged away by three Afghan nationals. You're not going to nice your way out of getting raped. You're not going to nice your way out of having members of Somali diaspora in Minnesota swindle you out of a billion dollars of taxpayer funds.
That's not going to happen. This idea that it's because Christians haven't been nice enough is garbage. That's not theology. That's Marxist claptrap. That's exactly what that is.
Good heavens. I mean, you know, we used to have their crusades and now we got this. Seriously? We went from the crusades to, it's gotta be nice. Just gotta be friends with them.
You know, you can just nice the terrorism away. You can nice the sharia away. Wow, oh week. Welcome back to the program. That was the Pope, by the way.
Uh Dana Lash with you. We're at the top of this third hour. And uh Islamism, it's a real thing. There's been a fundamental shift that's been taking place across a lot of the Israeli Arab community and a lot of the community that's been in Lebanon, by the way, that's up in the northern area where you've had Christian Arabs, Druze, others that have been pushing back on those on Hezbollah and a lot of the Islamists up there.
So that's something I feel like, you know, there's a reason why. I mean, you're using Lebanon. By the way, Lebanon then drove away all of the Gazans out because what happens after they started taking Gazans in? Yeah, there was civil war and attacks. By the way.
The other big part of this too. I think it's demonic when you sit here and act like people are against immigration. People aren't against controlled legal immigration. I don't know anybody who is against controlled legal immigration. I don't, I mean, that's like saying that the Vatican hates visitors.
The Vatican doesn't hate visitors. The Vatican likes controlled legal visiting. I've been to the Vatican. It likes controlled. legal visiting.
I went there I don't know how many security checkpoints. And that's fine, because I'm going into their property.
Okay. But don't sit here and act like that You have it, so it's okay. And if other sovereign nations require, because remember, the Vatican, that is a sovereign entity, it's a city-state. Don't act like other sovereign entities that have the exact same things. are bad for having the exact same things you have.
And then act like it's somehow more sinful. It's not against immigration. It is against unfettered. Unlimited. Illegal.
Immigration, people you don't know, people who have no documentation. They can't even prove that they're not felons, they can't prove that they're not murderers, they can't prove that they're not predators. That's the objection. And it is incredibly. disingenuous, especially in the name of Christ.
to try to smear people of the kingdom. as being against immigration. when they are simply against anything that is not controlled. Legal. Immigration.
And then you wonder why people have been running away from the church. Probably because of those. Really bad. Examples that you're giving coming from the top of the chain. Yeah.
Why did he try to sound like English wasn't his first language either when he was talking there? That was weird. I'm like, it's like Billy Joe from Green Day when he pretended to be British when they came out with their first with their first album, Longview. Remember? Or that Longview was their song, self-titled.
And that was back in what, 94, 95? And they acted like they were British.
So it's the same thing. Like, why are you acting like this is this is weird to me? Maybe I'm reading too much into it, but you know, it is, it it is what it is. No, Islamism is a real thing. a very real thing.
And um this it was just disappointing to see that to hear that From The Pope. I don't know. A lot of my Catholic friends are very upset over it. A child bride was executed in Iran after killing her much older husband following years of domestic violence. Sad.
She's 24 now, but she was married to this guy when she was. Wolf. I don't even know if she was. she had actually started oh, she was twelve. She was married off to her cousin at the age of twelve, had her first child at age thirteen.
He used to beat her into oblivion, beat their five-year-old son into oblivion. Uh she phoned a cousin for help. A fight broke out. This is like every day in Sharia. It really is.
I mean, in Irving, Texas, remember there were two beautiful girls who were murdered by their father just some years ago because they were getting too westernized.
So he thought the great shame was his daughters wearing just western clothes and, you know, a little makeup. But not killing them because he didn't like the fact that they were bec I mean, good heavens, they were becoming less controlled under Sharia. It's pretty amazing. They had no she had had no access to protections. And this is in Iran.
that practices a lot of this stuff. But this is also, we're seeing it, like I said, Irving, Texas, Minnesota, there have been instances of female genital mutilation. I I mean I don't want people's eyes to gloss over because they hear it so much. I want them to be nervous because they hear it so much, that there's something serious there. There was a Somali national charged with raping a woman outside of a Nashville church.
Have you guys heard about those? This is insane. She sustained injuries and didn't make it out of the hospital. This is crazy, absolute madness. I mean I And then you hear these cases.
Like there was a woman who was uh attacked uh sexually assaulted in uh the UK. And the judge in that case said, Well, we're going to give this guy a lighter sentence because he's new here. He was an Afghan refugee. He's new here. He doesn't understand the culture.
So we're making allowances for culture for this. Because I just think that's incompatible with the United States of America. This is just insane stuff. You don't care blocked me?
So Ron DeSantis came out yesterday. By the way, why is Ron DeSantis doing this and our DOJ not? Where the hell is Pam Bondi? He declared CARE, the Council of American Islamic Relations, a foreign terrorist organization. Don't forget they're an unindicted co-conspirator in the Holy Land Foundation.
Uh and uh He did this with executive order. And he said, I look forward to discovery, especially the care finances, should be illuminating. Care was going off yesterday. They blocked me. Care.
Unindicted co-conspirators in the hold. They're terrorists. They're absolute terrorists. And so DeSantis said that CARE and the Muslim Brotherhood are foreign terrorist organizations, and they are. It's not an advocacy group.
They're chairs. Greg Abbott has designated Muslim Brotherhood. and care as terrorist organizations. Why are Abbott and DeSantis doing this? And Pam Bondi is not.
Where's our DOJ? Their advocacy arm, Washington Free Beacon, has a story on this. CARE's political arm has been operating without a legal authority, without any legal authority across the United States. Free Beacon reports that a probe from two watchdog groups says the group May be guilty of wire fraud, deceptive solicitation, and making false statements to the IRS. Um That's their care action because you have care, that's the Council of American Islamic Relations.
You have CARE, and then you have CARE Action, which is like their little advocacy arm. They in 22 states where they've been raising money and conducting political activity, apparently they have been without the licenses, the registration or legal authority.
So they're evading state and federal regulations in what is looking more and more like a very illicit fundraising scheme. All the people that talk about APAC don't say a damn thing about care. I think it's by design. I'm going to go one step further. I think people are getting paid by these organizations to go after the or honestly, if APAC was so powerful, they suck.
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