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She needs a dictionary. I can't she's a she Uh first off What do you think the DEI does? It actually balkanizes that balkanizes people. You're talking about breaking everybody up into these. Hateful.
subgroups And they go at each other's throats, right? That's what D that's why you have the trans fighting the gays and and uh ev the everybody else, the feminists all fighting. And oh my gosh, it's just a nightmare. It's like the just horrible dysfunction. But that's the balkanization.
It's weird to hear her talk about literally what the left has done. And accuse the right of doing it. Oh, well, if you don't hire people based on their skin color, then that is fascism. That's what she's saying, because that's what DEI. And again, this is all the Frankfurt School of Marxism.
That's all it does. She's that's I mean, it's it's literally incorporating Bigotry and race politics into making determinations because you. you have to guarantee outcome, not opportunity. That's not, I know they're not that, but that's what equity over equality is. It's CRTDEI.
She's the one. Who has helped break everybody up into these mutually hostile groups? She just seems very far. I can't even, I mean, honestly, I just want to. We I wish that we had someone.
In the Republican Party, that a number of people that were brave enough to reform education the way that we need it. Because then we wouldn't have to have all this H-1B visa discussion if we actually provided a proper education. The fact that The fact that we even have to have this conversation about H-1B visas because of the argument. That we may not have enough talented people here. What an indictment of public education.
What an indictment of public education. It is shameful. that our students don't even come out mostly prepared. And then, when they finish college, they're not prepared enough.
So, we have to import in a ton of. Foreign labor. Wow. That is it's a horrible indictment Of public education, and you would think that lawmakers would have the spine to say, We really have to change things, we really need to overhaul some of this stuff. You would think.
But they're not that smart. And they're not that brave. And they don't have your interest in mine.
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Visit forthepeople.com for an office near you. Did you hear about this? I tweeted about this the other day. This was hysterical. You know, they got the Miss Universe pageant, right?
And they had a uh one of the contestants is the First ever Miss Palestine, which is a country that doesn't exist. And it was actually, once again, I'm always going to say this. Just for the people who don't know. That's It was the name given to an area by a dead Roman emperor. As a punishment for the Jews after the second Judean uprising, naming them after one of their greatest enemies that had not been in the area 200 years before.
That's when they'd been gone for 200 years, and they were seafaring people.
So it's It's a country that doesn't exist. The contestant And apparently Because there's going to be a Miss Universe, there's a Miss Universe pageant. I don't know when it is. I don't watch any of that stuff. What is it?
Oh, the universe, Miss Universe pageant was yesterday. I didn't watch it, but they had Miss Palestine. who is married to the son. of Hamas's most wanted prisoner, Marwan Baghudi. And her son is even named.
after Hamas's most wanted prisoner. In the missed universe. Pageant. Uh and Her name is Nadine Ayub. And The way that the New York Post writes about it, they're saying that she appears to be.
She appears to be. Uh, she got into the top thirty. And they said she appears to be a 27-year-old U.S. and Canadian citizen living in Dubai, and she was competing to represent. the territory.
that is not recognized as a sovereign state because it's not. And apparently, now her personal life is starting to get out there.
So. I don't I know that there's a process to even get in Miss Mexico 1. Yesterday. And so, Miss Palestine was in the top 30. The first time that they've ever had someone from that territory compete.
But she isn't even from there. She's not even a s she lives in Dubai. She's lived in Dubai forever. And She has Her father-in-law is one of the head honchos for Hamas, and she named her baby after him. She's married to the.
Son of the head honcho of Hamas, and is very supportive of Hamas, by the way. There were posts that the New York Post found. That she had on social media where she was very, very sad when any of the Hamas people were killed in the response of October 7th. And I just thought it was very interesting that. This rise, how this woman was competing in this.
And as I said, so did the New York Post.
So they were digging through. And she apparently never won or even entered a qualifying pageant. Like I said, there's this whole thing that they do. Where you have to compete, it's like the Olympics. You have to compete in certain things to qualify for the Olympics.
For Miss Universe, you're supposed to compete in certain things to qualify for the Miss Universe pageant. I don't know what all those are, but the New York Post said. that in the piece Quote. Uh she apparently never won or ever entered a qualifying pageant. Oh.
Well, how did she get in there? She bought an organization in Dubai and gave herself the crown. That's kind of interesting.
So Uh she bought her way in there. They couldn't find, the New York Post couldn't find any record of her, of there ever been a pageant that she was in that would have qualified her for Miss Universe.
So she runs the Dubai-based Miss Palestine organization. But she's a missus.
So, how is she competing in a miss? Missus for unmarried women. She's married and has a baby. And that's she got that she runs that group and that's and crowned herself.
So she basically purchased the rights. to host a national pageant. didn't even host it and just gave herself the crown. They're colonizers, I'm telling you. She's only competed, I think, in a couple of different pageants.
That's it. Wow. So I don't know. She didn't win, but she placed in top 30. I I mean uh I don't know how you can represent a country that doesn't exist.
It's like, hello, I'm, you know. Mm-hmm. I'm here representing terrorist terrorist stand. Yes, I'm representing I miss terrorist Ann. I'm I'm Miss DeLulu of Terroristan.
That's It's the only thing I I can think of. Miss De Liloo, a terrorist stan. I don't know. But she didn't, yeah, she barely got, she bought that whole organization and didn't even get in the top ten. Bought that whole organization just to crown herself, and she did not even get in the top 20.
Oh my gosh, what a waste of money! But I bet they don't see that, it's colonization. But yeah, she named her son after her terrorist father-in-law, who was, um Who's a huge leader in Hamas from the beginning? He's like one of the generals. And uh He is, he's a big Hamas supporter.
He's oh, but he's in Fata. He's within. They're all the same, by the way. Just, you know, Hamas has taken over the authority. It's all the same.
Fatah and Hamas are supposed to be different factions under the authority. Hamas has taken everything over. Bottom line is that. They weren't exactly sad on October 7th, let's put it like that. And the New York Post has a bunch of screenshots of some of the posts.
She scrubbed her social media. Which is weird if you're competing in Miss University, you would scrub your social media page, right? Doesn't have like a lot of stuff on. She's not like a pageant person. That's a whole industry.
Which, by the way, I love the different subgroups of humans, Kane. You have the boaters. Like are the cruisers the yachties? The pageant people. What else?
Cat people. The knitters Uh who else? The crochets are different. It's a different skill. And Yeah, the pageant people are very Very interesting.
It's like when some people were getting, were criticizing Erica Kirk for the way that she was drying her tears when she speaks. That's a pageant thing, y'all. In fact, that's a TV thing. 'Cause you don't wanna get all your eye concealer off. That's like.
And she's a pageant. She was a pageant girl.
So it's a whole different person. She's not even like a proper pageant person. A PPP cane. She's not even one of those.
So yeah, from terrorist stain. They crowned Miss Mexico. And she has way too many names. And she uh what did she apparently got into it with the host, I don't know. I don't care.
I don't really don't really watch it. It's not really my jam. But, you know, whatever. But I just think it's funny that this chick who is a daughter-in-law of a terrorist organization legit buys an entire Beauty pageant in Dubai so she can compete. And some people were saying, Oh, it's so, it's so mean.
Have a heart. And these are all the people that were celebratory on October 7th. They say, Oh, have a heart. You know, I mean, she's, you know, maybe Palestine could have their own pageant. if uh they weren't being bombed.
She wasn't even in Hamas. Or Palestine. She wasn't even in the, she was in Dubai. She wasn't on the Gaza Strip. She's been in Dubai her whole life.
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Thanks for having me. Visit forthepeople.com for an office near you. And now, all of the news you would probably miss, it's time for Dana's Quick Five. All right, so apparently global housing bubble, we have these headlines every day, is about to burst. It's the same thing as it was yesterday.
Blah, blah, blah. US Bank shelved $20 billion. I'm so tired of these headlines because it's all like fear-mongering. I'm not even gonna repeat it. It's a bunch of fear-mongering nonsense.
You know it is. It's all, they want you to think that everybody, you, you're, everybody's miserable and the world is gonna end.
So they force you into making a decision out of necessity and limit your choices. And I'm just not gonna go along with it. I'm so tired of it. You know why I woke up this morning and that's all I saw? Was, I get it, times are tough, inflation's bad, we need it to work better, and Republicans need to kind of kick more ass.
I get it. But at the same time, you are being played into thinking that you have no other choices except the ones that they give you.
So that's why I get very hostile towards this stuff. Like this one, banks are shelving a $20 billion bailout plan for Argentina.
Now, Kane, we had a whole segment on this with Carol. It is not a bailout. I understand it. Carol Roth, who is very libertarian when it comes to money and investing, also disagrees with us. They're discussing a smaller, short-term.
Way to help Argentina make this $4 billion debt payment in January.
Well, they lower taxes and they stop spending and they're pulling in, you know, they're reining everything in. I get it. A main mom is challenging a court order forbidding her to take her daughter to church because the girl's father, who is a piece of meat slop who never married her mother, says it's causing her psychological harm. The father sounds like the male version of Carrie's mother from the movie Carrie. Uh this guy got a court order so that he could stop his 12-year-old girl from going to Church with her mother.
And it's not like, you know, it's like some kind of crazy cult church. It was just a regular church. And the dad's, he sounds pretty abusive. I would say that all of the psychological problems, I mean, if the dad's refused to marry the mom, he sleeps with the mother, gets her pregnant, refuses to do the honorable thing to step up and marry her. And now he's trying to abusively control her, you know, after.
No, no thanks, no thanks. That's how feminists are born, by the way, progressive males like that. A police chopper was forced to take emergency evasive action because it was targeted by a UFO over a US airbase.
Now, there's more and more stories of people coming out saying that they see these things near like nuclear facilities or military installations. This one in particular was a US military base in England around Lake and Heath. And they said that it came close, this Thing, this craft came close to colliding with the chopper mid-air. The way that they described it, their National Police Air Service over there, was that it was targeted, like the chopper was targeted by this thing.
So, this they had all these reports about drones and all this stuff reaching. This is, you know, we're talking about this with U.S. military air bases in Jersey. Was it a drone? They didn't seem to identify it as a drone.
It could be, though, I mean, if it's still technically an unidentified drone. Flying object that doesn't necessarily make it, you know, extraterrestrial, but I don't know.
Well, they're gonna find out, you know. Uh, speaking of aliens, an experimental airship was seen floating over San Francisco, but a lot of people said it was an alien ship. I don't think aliens are, you know, why it's not an alien ship. First off, it looks like a blimp. Number one, that's what it looks like.
Number two, no alien's gonna go to San Francisco. There's no alien that's gonna look at San Francisco and say, I think I need to go there. That's a better thought. Unless their entire planet is powered on feces and needles. There's the blamp, Juan showing the blamp right now.
That's not an alien spacecraft. Have these people never looked up? I mean, it's the tech capital of the world, so maybe they haven't. Maybe they just need to go out and touch grass. Who knows?
But that's that's pretty unbelievable. I don't know. I still, I wish it was aliens. Although, maybe they're gonna do us a favor and target. Oh, Eric Swawells also announced he's running for governor.
He entered the governor's race along with 20 million other Democrats. All of whom are more equally ridiculous than the other. He's been in Congress seven terms now. He represents the Bay Area. He announced it on Jimmy Kimmel Live last night.
He went on Jimmy Kimball to announce it. You know, so nobody saw it. That's why it's news to you today. There was a, I saw this list from this chick. on social media.
And I thought this was interesting. There was a lot of responses to it. She wrote a list Green flags in a man's apartment.
So, this means that this is a good. If you're at a man's apartment and you're considering him for a relationship, these things. you should look at as a green flag. And she listed 11 things. expensive candles, nice hand soap, actual toilet paper, not a single ply situation.
no clothes on the floor, no dishes in the sink, uses face wash, Sorry, wash. Uh Owns a hairbrush, plants that are alive, wine glasses that aren't stolen from a bar. clean sheets that smell like detergent, and more than two things in the fridge. and nothing expired. And one of the comments was: Apparently, your type is my gay uncle.
When I first met my husband, He had nothing. in his apartment. It was like his grandmother's inherited furniture that Looked like it was never used. He had like and dish, and bowl, and cup. Um And then I was most, the thing that really stuck out to me though, he had like, he didn't have a scented candle because he wasn't, he's not gay.
Sorry if you guys do. Kane has one, but I gave it to him as a housewarming gift. That's because it was comically huge. That's the only reason I have that one on the list. Yes, that's because a woman gave it to you, so that's okay.
Um But he had um It's just like the right, you know, the soft soap that's like at a grocery store, right? The soft, it's literally called that, right? Just soft soap, it's clear soap, it has a pump.
So, I guess. One time they did a partnership with that PBS. Cartoon Arthur? The anteater? And they put it on the soft soap, like the image of Arthur the anteater on the soft soap.
And so the first time I was at his apartment and I, you, we were going to a movie and I used his restroom, and I went in and I saw the soap. on the sink and it was one of the funniest things I've ever seen in my life. Because here was the single dude that had You know, the Arthur's soap. On the sink, and I just was dying laughing. I'm like, what man in his 20s?
Like, nothing. It was just hysterical.
So I'm curious. What You guys have. Do you have any of these things?
Now, Caleb, let me start with you because, okay, number one, you have because you have a can of sitting. You know what? It's funny because number two, I have because of you. You gave me the gift of that Buff City soap. Yeah, that's really good.
So I have to, I got to keep the gents like, you know, we got to keep them topped up with the nice stuff here on the show, right? I've always had two ply, never single ply. Yeah, I feel like she doesn't know men. Men, I feel like, are bougier on that kind of stuff than ladies. Yeah.
Nobody wants the thin stuff. Yeah, nobody wants that. Use the stuff I used to paper houses with back in the day. Right. I do sometimes have clothes on the floor.
Face wash, I don't necessarily have a focused face wash. Yeah. And it can't be a three-in-one bonus if it's not three-in-one. I do own a hairbrush, but I also own a comb, and it's mainly for my beard. It's not for my head.
Right. Um. I don't have any plants that are alive. Yeah. can think of.
Right. I do have wine glasses that aren't stolen. From a bar. There you go. Which is nice.
And I do have clean sheets. There you go. So that means you're like, yeah, those are good. And there's probably things in my fridge that are expired. Yeah, I think everybody has that, especially if there's more than one person living with you.
Everybody has that. Steve, do you own any kind of scented, expensive candles? I did run through this list. I only have expensive candles because my mom works at Kirklands. We've talked about this.
This is my favorite story that you guys don't know of on the show. Like, Steve's mom is an OG man. Hand soap. Kirkland took up. Everything else, I don't, I'm pretty clean about dishes and clothes, so I'm good about that.
But, like, I don't have greenery in my apartment. I think that's a flaw of mine. And I do clean my sheets, but then my fridge is a little weak.
So a little bit half of them. Your fridge is a little weak. Wait, you think not having a plant, you just, the way you describe that is a flaw of yours? Women do look for greenery in men's apartments. That is a huge thing, especially in cities.
I don't know why that's a thing. Yeah. Hmm. Interesting. I don't know how I feel about that.
I don't think you need a necessity. I put up a Christmas tree anymore. It's like I'm against it. Wow, interesting.
Okay, Juan said he had The good TP. No clothes on the floor. Why does that not surprise me? Juan is very particular from what we know of Juan. Juan's very quiet.
He's very pure soul. But I also get the sense that, like, he brings his protein, he's very, very particular. Uh he owns a hairbrush. And he has wine glasses that aren't stolen from a bar. He's got a lot of these things: the clean sheets and more than two things in the fridge.
So yeah.
So I mean it sounds like You know. These are all normal things. I don't I I don't I wouldn't judge a dude if he if you know a single dude on his own if he had wine glasses that you know were stolen from a bar. I mean, my husband still has beer steins from Mississippi Knights that was on the landing that closed back in the day. Yeah.
Yeah. Oh, yeah, we got some of those. We have to take them with us everywhere. Every time we moved halfway across the country, we had to take them with us. But yeah, he had like nothing.
Everything was like. bizarre, super clean to the most to almost where it was like, did you just clean everything with bleach before I got here? And he had the Arthur hand soap. That I will never forget that. The Arthur hand soap.
And it was hysterical. But he had nothing in his fridge, nothing. But he had clean sheets, and I don't think he had any wine glasses at all. Also, sometimes I will have dishes in the sink. They won't stay there too long, but that's the temporary hold before the dishwasher gets done.
I just think it's funny that people were going, your type is my gay uncle, or Or some guys were like, I have no reason to own a brush. Or like, men own combs. What is wrong with you? These it's hysterical, but it sounds like that. It almost seems like she's describing a single woman's apartment more than Yeah.
So let me ask you guys real quick before we finish up this segment. What is give me like one or two red flag things in a woman's house or apartment, single lady's abode that would like you where you're like ooh. No. Uh I don't know. Pull out couch.
A pullout couch. I don't think people own those anymore. I would think if she has dolls or stuffed animals, that's freaky. If she's a grown person and she's got like dolls or stuffed animals, remind me of that friends episode. Where Ross dated a girl that had stuffed animals in her apartment, and it was weird.
Yeah, I never looked at that as any red flag. I don't know how to think about that. I think it's just if you see it in the eyes, you know to stay away. You know to stay away. That's the litmus.
What about you, Steve? What's a red flag for you? One time I hung out with a girl that had a pet bird in her bathroom, and I never saw her again. That was the weirdest thing ever. Uh A pet bird in her bathroom.
It was so weird. What kind of bird? Did it could it talk? Yeah, well, it didn't like repeat what you said, but it was just why are you storing it in the bathroom? Like, I'm using the bathroom.
I am dead. Oh my gosh. All right. And then, oh, want. I knew he was going to say this.
Juan says a girl having a dirty bathroom is a pretty big red flag. He's right. He's right. And I think dirty cars, too. I cannot stand a dirty car.
My car is like. I have nothing on my car except sunglasses. Even the middle console? Even the middle console. Nothing but sunglasses.
I am hyper crazy about suggestions. I think the middle console, when it's filled with like three-year-old lipstick, no woman's going to store lipstick. Unless it's a trans man in her car, 'cause that stuff melts.
So Juan says, a girl having a dirty bath. I agree. That's a pretty big, that's a red, yeah, that's a big time red flag. Thanks for tuning in to today's edition of Dana Lash's Absurd Truth Podcast. If you haven't already, make sure to hit that subscribe button on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts.
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