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Yeah. It's time for Florida man. Again, another machete, man. I by the way, all people from Florida still to this day. I get emails and comments every week about how, yeah, everybody has machetes down here.
I've never been more entertained in my life. Why is that like the gator and the machete? Ought to be like the nash the state symbols.
So, a Florida man was arrested because he had a machete and he chased a dude with it and then broke out the dude's. Uh car window, vehicle window? Lee County the they called him the Machette maniac Machette. He it was a disturbance. He was wheeling a machete in Lee County.
Cops responded as the man identified as Leodongallo drove to the victim's apartment complex, initiated an altercation, and then followed the victim's vehicle erratically, as if there's any other way to follow. At the intersection, he got out of his vehicle, struck the rear window of the victim's vehicle with a machete, shattered the glass. And the sheriff said the deputies acted quick. They they got him and uh oh man, he was making a scene all over. When they uh apprehended him, they found not one but two machetes within arm's reach, so he could dual wield.
I'm just adding the dual-wheel part. I'm just assuming that he did. A Florida man was arrested in a bizarre forklift and ATM joyride through the streets. Is this Tallahassee, he's in custody. Police say that he was involved.
In this alter, this crime spree, he stole a forklift and then an ATM. Early Monday morning. He took both of them and then he just drove through town trying to flee from officers. He was trying to flee. With the forklift on an ATM, and it had the lights spinning, so it was like not hard to see it.
The chase was described as brief. And he was safely apprehended without any reported injuries. They walked up to him, they go, What's up, bro? And he's like, what do you all got going on? They're like, you.
You right now. Oh my, he was in a yellow hoodie, and he got out of the forklift, like, I don't know what's happening. What's going on? What are you guys doing here? Like, they couldn't see him.
I don't know, man. I can't. Let's see here. We got a couple of others. By the way, how fast can you go in a forklift?
No. I need to ask my stepdaddy. He's forkless certified. Yeah, not fast at all. And that's intentional.
And then a Florida woman went 107 miles per hour on US 19 trying to get to Little Caesars before it closed, according to police affidavits. She, Yasmin Arazo, was just, she meant business. She was going 110 miles per hour on a 55-mile per hour highway. She was done trying to get to that little Caesars so she could get her a slice for supper before they closed. They closed at 12 a.m.
And she was asked, Why are you driving so fast? There's no emergency. And she said, Officer. Little Caesar's about to close.
Now I gotta get there. Gotta get, gotta get a pizza.
So yeah, she was placed under arrest because apparently not only was she speeding out of her mind, but she was driving recklessly.
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Lee Zeldon. George Bush, Wynne Raid. McCain Palin. Rick Lazio. I just wanna be clear.
If this is the standard that we gonna make, just know we're gonna expose it all. And just know that the FEC filings, they are available for everybody to review. This is absolutely ridiculous. You just Wow, her staff should be fired. Because They don't know Jeffrey Epstein is not a unique name.
That's Jasmine Crockett. Jasmine Jasmine Crockett. Queen of the Hair Extensions It's not her hair. She doesn't even go here. She the donors that she listed.
It's not Jeffrey Epstein. In fact, One of the ones to Lee Zeldon was from a Dr. Jeffrey Epstein. Who is not the same Jeffrey Epstein? that she's talking about.
You know, sometimes there are people. With The same name. I was telling Kane on break during 2016, there was a gooner on the right. Who on the right. He was not really on the right.
He just couldn't make money on the left. Uh who Confused me. I grew up in an area where there was someone else that had my first name and my maiden last name. And He confused both of us? That person is like three years older than me.
and like did this whole like Twitter thread about it. I'm like that's not even me. I never lived in this town. Like you idiot. And had to delete them and never address it again after he was like, you know, sometimes.
Like my stepdad, for instance, has a very common name. He got detained one time by TSA because it's a very common name. See what I'm saying? This This is not All of the Jeffrey Epsteins that she mentioned. Look, as much as I don't like some of these other Republicans that she mentioned.
That's not the same one. Her staff is really bad. Her staff just was, they went online. Oh, look at this. His name is Epstein.
Must be the same guy. Must be it's the same person! Because you can get information about these people when they donate, it becomes public record, and you got to put your address and all that stuff down. Um they weren't even the same people. Like one of them didn't even they didn't even have the same middle names.
None of the ones that she mentioned. Are the Jeffrey Epstein? A couple of them are the same Dr. Epstein. Jeez.
I had my team dig in very quickly. Yeah. All they did was, oh, see, oh, look at his right there. He's not a doctor. And then the other guy didn't, it's not even like his same middle name.
One guy is is like from a ha uh a different part of the country. This is so stupid. I mean, whatever it takes, right, for them to. Like, for instance, you know, one thing that we do know is he had dinners with Hakeem Jeffries. Yeah.
Mm-hmm. Yep. He had uh dinners Get to know you dinners with Hakeem Jeffries, New York Post. The House Oversight Committee, James Comer, showed that Jeffrey's campaign. They asked Epstein for money.
Like Stacey Plaskett. asked him for money. They cited this 2013 email. From this firm. inviting this notorious pedophile to a Democratic dinner and a Get to know you dinner with Hakeem Jeffries.
There is the said email. They invited him to attend and meet privately as part of their effort to win. The majority.
So Hakeem Jeffries Was asking for money from Jeffrey Epstein. Stacy Plaskett. Was asking for money from Jeffrey Epstein. The Clintons were asking for money from Jeffrey Epstein. Who else are we going to see?
What bandones? Who else are we going to see asking for money from Jeffrey Epstein? The message And this was well known, by the way. Everybody knew that this guy was being criminally investigated. Everybody knew it.
This is in 2013. All of this kicked off like in the mid-aughts by the way. It said, Dear Jeffrey. We are thrilled to announce that we are working with Congressman Hakeem Jeffries. one of the rising stars in New York's congressional delegation.
They literally wrote in this pitch, quote, sometimes referred to as Brooklyn's Barack. He's a staunch supporter of President Obama. and a progressive voice. for the people of New York City. And they included a video.
And then all of the these like press clippings of Hakeem Jeffries doing stuff. They sent that out. And then they were, it's like begging. They were begging. He's committed to electing a Democrat majority.
Shoot us an email or give us a call. If you would like to get involved with a dinner, or would you if you would like to get an opportunity to know Hakeem better? Can you believe this? Yeah, they sent that out. Huh.
By the way. That was after he had been convicted in 2008 because he pled guilty to solicitation of prostitution and solicitation of prostitution from a minor. In 2008.
So that had already happened. Oh. Ooh Got that dirty money. Ooh. That's so gross.
But they didn't care. All they saw were dollar signs. They didn't care. Oh, and then she has Jasmine Crockett's top notch staff Yeah. An equal bunch of gooners getting up there.
Oh, let's go. Oh, look, it's the same. Yeah next. Same Jeffree Epps, same one. It's like John Smith, the name John.
All the John Smiths are the same. I mean, man, he was like a teacher and a doctor and all this stuff. Like, who knew Jeffrey Epstein had so many professions? Because it's not the same one. She's not The sharpest knife in the drawer, is she?
Mm-mm. That's embarrassing. Do you think she's going to come out and be like, now I know when I said. My staff, she spent more time. weaving them extensions into her hair.
Than she did looking up this information before she went out on the floor.
Now, I just want you to mull that over for a hot second. I'm not begrudging anybody their beauty routines. But I am when I know for a fact that it takes a hell of a lot longer than the time that you spent looking up this information and then taking it to the floor. I mean, now you got this poor old dude, Dr. Epstein, out there who's not that Jeffrey Epstein, and he's still living.
He's just a dude. And people are going to be going at him. Because The brainiac Jasmine Crockett. Couldn't believe that there's more than one Jeffree Epstein in the country. I've just the dumbest thing I've ever seen in my life.
Well, that's I'm sure somebody will top it before the day ends, but for today is the dumbest thing I've seen, Kane. Good night. Can't even believe that there's more than one Jeffrey Epstein She was so proud. Them new extensions run into the floor. I actually liked the Bob better.
That has to give you a headache having that much fake hair upon top of your head. The bob looked chic. I don't get it. Anyway. But I just, it's embarrassing.
So, how do you come back from that?
Well, if you're a Democrat, you don't have to worry about it. That's the fact of the matter. Can you imagine this? Good night. Now I had a couple of people that were a little They got their panties in a bunch.
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And now, all of the news you would probably miss. It's time for Dana's Quick Five.
Sorry, I just saw that I'm gonna have to have a fight with my friend who just said Mexican food was overrated, and I just about ready to take off my slipper. Telling you what, all right. We're gonna have a conversation about food.
Okay, it's Thanksgiving. I can't. I'm distracted. I can't now. A guy in Michigan named J.D.
Vance got two years in prison for threatening J.D. Vance. I mean, at least he made it easy for the police, I guess, right? In Michigan, he threatened Vance and Trump. His name's James Donald Vance Jr., literally J.D.
Vance. He pled guilty to two felony counts after he threatened that if they ever visited his city again, that they would, quote, leave it in a body bag.
So J.D. Vance was arrested for threatening J.D. Vance. It's the Spider-Man meme where they're pointing at each other. Housing alarm, this is a correction.
Half of U.S. homes fell in value, biggest drop since the Great Recession.
So it's a correction. It's not like a new. But Kane, you gotta freak out. Everything's horrible. We're all gonna die.
Whoa. Crypto markets shed more than $1 trillion in six weeks. By the way, one of the taint brothers. Um, what's his name? The bald one that doesn't have any shoulders, it just slopes off into his elbows.
Yeah, he lost like $800,000 because he's so bad at this. Like in one, like one morning, he lost all this, all his money. He's going to have to get those ladies out there doing tricks on OnlyFans to get him more money since he doesn't want to get a real man's job. Anyway, I said it. Middle-class shoppers are pulling back.
Retail industry is freaking out. They're saying, hey, everybody, we got a lot of distress on the way. I always say, like, isn't the Black Friday, don't they use Black Fridays a major gauge of this?
So that's like, that's how you're going to see the rest of the retail sector through Christmas.
So we'll see that. And the man poured liquid on a woman and set her on fire in a Chicago subway. This is right after that one woman was stabbed to death. And here are some, what is happening in Chicago? Good night.
She got set on fire on the train at 9:30 at night on Monday, 26 years old. And a man, a 45-year-old man, poured liquid on her, unknown fluid, and then ignited it. And then when the train came to a stop, he fled. She stumbled out of the train, fell to the ground. The flames were extinguished before police arrived.
She's being treated for severe burns. Thankfully, she's still alive, but she's in critical condition. The witnesses, the witness reports are really rough, really rough. Uh, horrible. We get some more headlines on Chicago, but coming up, Texas Governor Greg Abbott on Islamism.
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So these are military members.
Sounds to me like they're going after sec war. Yeah. Hmm. Yeah. So they're saying these lawmakers, not every one of them have military background, some intel.
They did this video and they're telling them, refuse it. What illegal orders are you talking about? Welcome back to the program, Top of the Third Hour. Dana Lash with you. Alyssa Slockin.
Six other lawmakers, or five other lawmakers. What are the threats to the Constitution coming here? There's no specificity. Of course not. Where, like, give me an example.
What are you talking about? They've been trying to Limit. POTUS's ability to deploy the National Guard. And you guys know what the National Guard is doing, right? They're protecting, and this is literally all they're doing.
And it's completely within the power and the authority of POTUS to do so. Federal Buildings? Federal installations, federal employees from these nut jobs that you see in Chicago, et cetera. that have been out there targeting them. At Democrats.
Encouragement. And they're upset over the narco terror. Action. Stand up for our law. It sounds like they're telling you to be insubordinate.
They didn't make a video like this, by the way. When we lost 13 service members in Afghanistan. They didn't make any kind of video. on that. Remember when Under Joe Biden and General Milley.
They decided to. Leave. Bagram And remember where they went? They went to Hamid Karzai, right in the middle of Kabul. The completely unprotected Hamid Karzai International Airport.
in the middle of populous cobble, That was completely controlled by the By Taliban actors. And remember, the Taliban was already coming up through. I mean, they didn't make a video then. SecWar said stage four TDS, and he's right. I think that's shameful that these people did this.
Absolutely shameful. that they did thus. This is uh You know, I expect it from Democrats. It sounds like an insurrection to me. That sounds like an insurrection.
They're mad because they lost an election, and now they want the military. to intervene. That's what I'm hearing. They want the intelligence community, which already has been, by the way, let's be honest, to intervene. It has been.
Don't sit here and tell me it hasn't. That's what, go back to 2016. You had a FISA judge completely sign off. On a surveillance warrant. To go after people because they were upset over the 2016 election.
So, this has already happened. You already had the FBI looking at parents who were speaking up at school board meetings. I mean, so we've already been, we've already done this. Democrats already got the intelligence community to intervene. Thankfully, there are a lot of good whistleblowers who called it out.
God bless them. But now they're telling the military to do the same thing.
So they think that the military Should be, if they don't, I mean, that sounds like a police state. They don't like how the election went, so they want the military to intervene. I think they should be censured. I mean, I actually think they should step down. I think this is traitorous behavior.
It's absolutely traitorous. It's unbecoming of elected office, and shame on you. For thinking, for having such little respect of our military men and women, that you think that you can just call them out to be your personal enforcement squad whenever you lose an election. It's disgusting. I mean, you can see why under Democrats military recruitment dropped.
These are the people who had no problem with, like the Air Force guy. Shown up to work in a skirt. And lipstick. Entertaining Mental Illness Trying to make it a sociological experiment instead of a lethal fighting force. That is what Democrats wanted to do.
This doesn't just sound subversive. This sounds Treasonous. This doesn't just sound subversive. This is an insurrection. That's what they're calling for.
They're calling for an insurrection. Golly, can you imagine I know, again, I hate saying this, like, it's not what about ism. It's showing the hypocrisy of it. Can you imagine if Trump did a video like this? Kane, can you imagine if Trump made a video?
where he was telling the military members. To ignore order orders. Commit. to themselves to insubordination. During Biden's administration?
Can you imagine if he did that? Yeah, they already weaponized the intelligence community. Let's not forget all of the intelligence community that signed the letter. lying to your face. Where they said the laptop wasn't real, it was Russian collusion.
Fifty one. members. High ranking members. of our intelligence community, including former heads. of CIA.
Yeah. Sign this letter. and they knew it was false. Remember, there were some who signed it who surreptitiously got it to the press that We actually knew it was a lie, and we had to sign it, and we signed it anyway. We knew it was a lie.
I mean, they already got the intelligence community to intervene. And now they want the military too.
Well, I think they've done enough damage to the military, don't you think so? I think that they've done enough damage to the military. This is like a deep state ad. One of our listeners, Adrian, says The deep state got together and they filmed a seditious ad campaign to warn the military. not to not follow the type of orders that Biden gave regularly for four straight years.
True. Absolutely true. I mean That That is dangerous. I wouldn't want, man, when Democrats are in office, honestly, I don't. I don't think I I get why enlistment's down.
Nobody wants to serve under that. Nobody wants to serve under a Democrat administration where they will go and get people killed. It's like it's on purpose. Shame on these people. It's just disgusting.
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