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Yeah. It's time for Florida man.
Okay, so I don't even know where to start with this one. A Florida man was arrested after trying to pay bail with an alligator he claimed was his lawyer.
Sounds right. This is an actual story. I'm not even. I think it is? No, this is real.
A forty two year old man sparked chaos at the county jail. He stormed in shirtless, holding a live alligator. Uh And uh He said his gator had passed the bar. By the way, he had been booked he was booked in with bonds set at 7,000. The Gator was safely released back into the wild.
But the deputies did have to wrestle him down because he did try to climb over the desk with the Gator. They did confiscate the Gator. He said the alligator was his attorney, but the alligator is not licensed and is not able to practice law. Yeah. He says he passed the bar.
So a friend of mine said, That's what you call a litigator.
So bad. That's so bad. We all just got shaken baby syndrome from that. It's so bad. I really don't want to read this story, Kane.
The people story. I don't want to click on the link because I don't want to see any of it. Did the Did the dog make it, Kane?
Well, I'm from the middle of it From what I hear he did. Is he okay? Is he going to be okay? I think so, but that was what I read last night. I don't know if there's any updates.
You can give me the guy's name because I'm not clicking this link. You know how I am with dogs.
So a protective pit bull. jumped in to shield a 15-year-old girl from a Florida man. who then turned around and hurled the dog off a balcony. Second floor, yeah. Second floor balcony.
Some okay, second floor, maybe he can survive it. I Personally, I volunteer. I will pay to do this. Give me 30 seconds at a lock room with him. Pinellas County Sheriff's Office said the dog is expected to survive.
Um so that's what the story says. But yeah, I still say death penalty. I am all in donating to the commissary the uh commissary if any if there's any kind of prison justice that takes place against this feller. Yes. You guys know.
I mean, I'm sure somebody needs snacks and cigarettes and extra Snickers. Yeah, extra Snickers, cigarettes, whatever y'all need. You know, just. Just saying. Let's see.
Oh my gosh, a Florida man bought a 2025 Land Rover Defender and then his gas tank exploded on the interstate. Uh the woman said h her husband's defender caught fire. Wow, it was a terrifying incident.
Now he said he's never going to buy a Land Rover again. It was a viral video, half a million views. And they, it brand new, driving down to Florida Interstate, and it shows it engulfed in smoke and flames, fire consuming the sides, the undercarriage. You know, he has to get out and it explodes. That's kind of crazy.
She said the first the tire blew and then the gas tank exploded, and then the whole vehicle was consumed by fire. like within a minute.
So, local, the dealership offered to find them another defender, but they said no, that's never happening. They apparently have a history of fire-related recalls.
So in 2023, they recalled one, a single one for a fire hazard, but then. There was another issue that had to do with oil leaking into the exhaust manifold and others. And then Jaguar Land Rover had a huge recall last year affecting over 2,000 vehicles across six different SUV lines, including the Defender that's from Motor Authority. And that involved the oil filter housings that could leak oil at really high pressure into the engine bay and that creates a fire risk.
So they've had some issues.
So they said they, that's kind of scary. Let's see. Where do I want to? Oh, no. Dollar Tree.
Oh, why is the Dollar Tree in? Why is the Grody dude from Dollar Tree in here twice? 'Cause you really want me to read this story. Melbourne, Florida. A Florida man is accused of getting weird and pervy.
with a lady in the Dollar Tree. He was exposing him himself. And harassing her, Blake Walker-Jones. He was totally arrested. And felony battery as well.
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What is happening with Theobon? This is audio sound. Yeah. Audio sound by twenty three Silvouple. I would never take my own life.
I would never take my own life. Okay. You hear that, Israel? I would never take my own. What?
I'm grateful to God for His grace in my life. Um I love my siblings. Is Israel trying to get him or something? I have so many friends and people that love me and people that I want to see their children grow up.
So apparently He's like on the Marjorie Taylor Greene, whatever wavelength and all of this stuff and I don't know. Lorraine was saying that he has been weaning himself off of his antidepressants. But Steve and I couldn't figure out if he was. Trolling? Or trying to make a joke?
But it seems like I guess he feels like he's got to bend the knee and Be like, Israel. I don't know. Is that. That seems to be the vibe, Kane. I think that there's a narrative of You know, people that he listens to and that he's interacted with about somehow Israel being behind.
Taking out Charlie Kirk, and I think he is. You know, he's just kind of buying into that, and he mentions it in passing. He's buying into a conspiracy theory created by a bunch of grifters who just need to hop to one outrage. Lily pad and the from the next outrage lily pad so that they can keep up the momentum. I mean that's all it is.
Accurate. I mean, the fact that you have to have Turning Point actually release statements during a time when they're grieving. I mean, these are people who were with him every day and worked with him and know him to try to like kick off some of these grifters who he hadn't even talked to in a year. It's so stupid. And notice how they're all saying this without receipts.
All these people are running their mouths and they don't have a single receipt.
So I'm just, this is what I don't get from the left. They sit here and the left right. I call them the woke right because these are all the people that make idols out of race. And I just think and ethnicity and Sex and all that. I think when you do that, those are.
That's literally a Marxist theory in practice. That's part of CRT, critical race theory, whether they are smart enough to recognize it or not. That's like the Derek Bell School of CRT. And he's the guy who first, I've been writing about this for 20 years. He's the guy who first introduced this to universities across the country.
Well, maybe 15, not 20. But um the Uh is I don't They feel like they've got they have to like bend the knee and to say all the stuff, especially like about you know Charlie and and all of that. It's just a horrific posthumous hijacking. People are trying to like pick apart his legacy. And use the crumbs to inflate themselves.
There's no other better way to put it. I just don't, these are all the same people that bitch and moan about APAC, and that's the American Israel confab. They complain about AIPAC, but then they are quite as church mice when it comes to Qatari money coming into the country, to the tune of billions upon billions upon billions of dollars. It's a serious problem. And of course, interestingly enough, the universities, and we've talked about this, quite.
at length The universities that receive the most funding from Qatar are the ones where you get all of these kickoffs over anti-Semitism and Jewish students that can't even walk into the building to go to class. I mean, we've seen like two years of this now. I feel like that's a fair question. I get that some people. They're on this like anti-Israel kick.
I think some people do it because they're actual anti-Semites and they just don't like Jewish people. I think some people do it because they think it's cool to be contrarian and they really don't know what the hell is going on over there. I think other people do it because everybody's so terribly desperately trying to emulate Joe Rogan that they want to be considered experts in an area, they want to be considered experts in an industry in which they don't actually have the depth in that particular. of that particular issue to be considered an expert on it. or to even talk knowledgeably about it.
I think it's a lot of it. The people that that genuinely criticize whether the way that the government has responded or et cetera. I think that, that there's a difference between that and everything else that I've said. But I feel like people like Theo Vaughan, can you tell me the difference between Benjamin Netanyahu and Isaac Herzog? Can you tell me what Isaac Herzog does?
No, none of these people can even talk about how the Israeli government is even structured. They can't even tell you what policies have been passed since October 7th in terms of Israeli security. They have no idea what the hell they're talking about. Here's the issue. Do you honestly think that these Islamist countries whose asses you all kiss are going to be nicer to you than anybody else over there?
You're so busy trying to lie prostrate. before these Islamist nations for what? What is the purpose? Do you realize, and I agree with Tommy Robinson, When you have Israel falls to jihadism, everybody's gonna fall to jihadism. Is it better to have an ally?
over in the Middle East to take care of some of this stuff.
So, that we don't have to send our loved ones to do it and expend more resources to do it? Or would you rather us just have to all do it ourselves over there and here? It's a strategy that is realistic in the realistic world in which we live. I would love to be high as a kid to some of these jokers and buy into the kittens and sunshine BS that we don't have to do any of this stuff. But guess what?
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It's time for Dana's Quick Five. Wow, this is the headline. Kane always tries to find me the most depressing. stories. And to start out.
I think you just want to see the reaction.
So this dude Is accused of decapitating a sea lion and putting its head in a plastic bag. He says they're all lies. I really would love a pet sea lion. Uh he says that the government circulated a photo of him. seeking to identify a suspect accused of sawing off a sea lion's head and carrying it away in a plastic bag.
It's the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration's Fisheries Law Enforce. Golly, could you shorten your department name? They released a photo. They offered a $20,000 reward. He's like, he goes, I didn't do it.
I did not decapitate this animal. He said he was at the beach with his daughter. But there was a Monterey resident who said, I literally saw you and your daughter, and you were leaning over this thing, prodding it with a knife.
So I don't know. He apparently told her, we're just taking the head and he wanted the skull, I guess, to dry it.
So, was it already dead, or did he kill the thing and then cut its head off? Because if he killed the thing and cut its head off, I'm all about tying a giant stone to his feet and then throwing him out into the bay. All for that.
So, I don't know. I just think people also need to chill a bit. Just a smidgen. Let's see. Poor salute can age your brain by a year, according to studies.
But what if you're a person who only needs like six hours of sleep? I can't sleep longer than six hours. Because then I feel like I'm being punished because I just have to lay there and like I can't go back to sleep. And it's like when you're a little kid and you're told to go take a nap. And you lay there, and you're like, This is not happening for me.
I'm not a napper.
So I I don't know, this is obvious though. Healthy sleep, blah, blah, blah. How many more studies do you need? Google reveals home AI that can see if your kids stay up past bedtime, and it can even fix the dishwasher. Look at that.
It's exchanging surveillance. For A favor. It's trying to buy off your You just completely accepting surveillance with, well, I can fix the dishwasher. Also, I got some new gadgets. Y'all like some gadgets, right?
So you get surveillance for gadgets. That's the big thing. That's why I don't like this. all the talking stuff on the did what I don't even like you know Siri being on it's weird A pet owner forced a driver to kill his dog to dig the dog's grave at gunpoint. Huh?
What's wrong with that? This is a New York Post story. Alberto Hernandez, 22. Yeah, so I don't see what I didn't see anything. What?
What's the problem? Ooh, speaking of hands, guys. What? I looked this up because I did not believe it. I did not believe this to be true?
Mm. And it is.
So, um Amazon Has Ben removing Firearms from the thumbnail images. of certain movies particularly James Bond. James Bond films have arrived to day On Amazon, and everybody knows there's something strange about them. See, what's strange about these? Why are their hands so weird looking?
Look at how weird. Are you can you Juan, could you perchance zoom in on the Sean Connery one? Or the Piers Brosnan one. Ch one of the two.
Some are worse than others.
So you can find all of the James Bond, and I like James Bond, you can find all of the James Bond movies now on Amazon, but there's something. Missing What a weird looking hand That's because they took the gun out of it. They digitally removed all the guns, From the James Bond films. And now they all have Wancans. One hand?
You heard me. I said what I said. It's weird looking. All of them do. And they all have a It's just weird.
Which makes their facial expressions even Otter. Especially Sean Connery's and Pierce Brosnan's like, yeah, what? And Sean Connery's is like, yeah, and. It's just very odd. They edited all of the Bond, James Bond guns out of the posters, because usually it features them and they're always holding a weapon.
But now they're not.
So like Doctor No, he's just there with Wayne can. I don't know how else to put it. I'm not Dora the Explorer. Don't have me babysit your kids. Uh This is the dumbest thing I've ever seen in my life.
So, wait a minute. You're telling me that someone in their bid to watch. A guy go and murder Gruesomely all the baddies? They're going to be upset. over the image of a gun in the Little avatar on the screen, the selection screen on Amazon.
Uh-huh. Did Tim Walsh come up with this rule? Is this a Tim Walls thing? They've always featured the leading actor holding a gun. And now on they're on prime video and now they're not.
Now they don't have the guns anymore. It is the dumbest thing I've actually ever seen. It's so bad. This is so dumb. I um What's your license for?
I just They all look gay now. They all look like a bunch of gay dudes. I'm saying I'm actually not sorry. They all look like a bunch of gay. This is so dumb.
I thought it was a joke, and I looked it up, and it is true. It is a true thing.
So if you go on Amazon Prime and you're looking. At The James Bond. They all look like Well, I said what I said. I This is so. This is, I can't.
Kaney, got anything to add? Why in God's name would I? Why would I? Not at all. I mean, at least give them a cannoli to hold or something, you know?
Give one of them a tennis, an ice cream cone, something. Yeah, that's better than the cannoli. I mean, it's better than just. a bunch of these posters where they're I just so bad. It's so bad.
Why do this to James Bond? Why would they do this?
So all of them are. Arta. I I don't So did they get him get rid of him in the movie too? Like, are they just just the thumbnail, huh? He's gonna nag you to death.
That's what's gonna happen. I I don't. I can't. Yeah, Steve. But what are they trying to prevent is my question.
If you're already watching the movie, it's in the movie.
So, like, wouldn't you what isn't the thumbnail to get you into the movie? It seems like they're doing like a reverse type of thing here. These aren't brand new movies either. That's a great That's a great question. Are they going to so he's just going to just be shooting air at them?
I don't know. I'm very confused by all of this. It makes me think of that godfather scene, look how they massacred my boy. That's what I'm thinking of right now. Oh my gosh.
This is so bad. Oh my gosh, what are they gonna do with like never never say never? Like that one where he's pointing like right, like, what are they gonna do? What are they gonna do? Wow.
This is so bad. Oh my gosh, can you just stop with the bonds? Stop messing with them. And Steve brings up a good point. Are you going to be watching the movie and go, woo!
How did the gun get in there? I wasn't. I didn't think there was going to be a gun. in the James. Bond movie.
Oh! Thought he was just gonna nag the baddies to death. Just I don't know. Shaken, not stirred. Whole new meaning.
Yeah. I could go on. You did say the damn wankies. In on X, you did do that. I did.
Okay. I mean, he's a he's a s he's a spy. and he uses lethal force to kill bad dudes.
So you wait, do you think it's insensitive to have the gun, but then the killing's totally sensible? Like, what is what is the what are the the thought Olympics that go through the head of the people who are like, Oh, yeah, I gotta take the gun out, that's just senseless But the killing about that's in the movie is totally senseless Just It doesn't make any sense to me. These people are so stupid. Oh my gosh, what's happening? Thanks for tuning in to today's edition of Dana Lash's Absurd Truth Podcast.
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