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So a Florida fisherman smiled after minutes after a shark attack that left him with a bloody leg. Mm. What restaurant cyber? Remember that restaurant that had shark junk in St. Louis?
It was a young Florida fisherman. He was attacked by an eight-foot bull shark while in the Gulf. The shark bit his knee. He was hauled onto the boat for safety. And he smiled.
He said it was, quote, a giant, gnarly flesh wound. That's hysterical. He's a little he's a a young man. But yeah, he's okay. But yeah, bull sharks pretty aggressive there.
He was uh discharged from the hospital twenty four hours later. I'm sorry. I just am like you get bit in the leg by a shark and you're out of the hospital in twenty four hours. That's crazy. I mean, I'm not saying that there was like Somehow, negligence.
I just think it's great that we're able to assess and treat these things. And then, oh, you got bit by a shark? You're out the next day. Right. It's almost like they have experience with it down there.
Almost, you would think. Right? I mean, it surprises you really, you know, that things in the beach with teeth, you know, that they have experience in dealing with those.
Okay, I got to get into this one because I saw this. A Miami woman slapped a 72-year-old in an argument over a chair. at Aventura Malls, Italy.
Now this is Italy. All right. This is the Italian grocery store where we don't do this stuff. At Italy. We don't do this at Italy.
You know, this is where you go. And if you don't want to make your pasta at home, you get your pasta and you get your sausages and you get, you know, your salami and your prosuro. And you get all this, you know, you get all this stuff. You go and you get your. The tastes of Italy.
Yeah, you get your your moody tomatoes and all your good stuff that you get. You go to Italy. You don't slap by people at Italy. This isn't a waffle house, ma'am.
Okay? It's not a waffle house.
So Yeah. A Miami woman is facing two charges. These are felony charges, guys. Police said she got into a fight. at the mall over a chair.
Oh, and it's a man. She slapped this man so hard she sent him to the hospital. Leela Trinchero, 44 of Coconut Grove. told officers that she sat at a table to eat food and wait for her husband and son. Then she said she said the table was empty, but then a woman approached her and said her family was sitting at that table.
And then it was like, okay, well, is the table occupied or not? Tranchero began yelling at the woman as she took chairs from the table. Police said when the woman, the woman was taking the chairs. When she took the last chair, Tranchero slapped her across the arm and they began to struggle over the chair. The 72-year-old man who was part of the woman's party intervened, tried to break up the fight.
She slapped him across the face and he said he had pain and dizziness. I'm sorry. I don't care if you're 72 years old. If a woman slaps you and you have pain and dizziness, you're a pansy. And you probably need to go to the hospital for a serious case of butt hurt, too.
If no man is going to be, I'm sorry. I'm not buying that. Actually, I'm not sorry. That's just ridiculous. Don't get into involved if you don't want to get hit.
So. Anyway, they arrested her on charges of battery. Can we talk about the woman though that started it? I'm not saying this chick is off the hook. I'm not saying that.
But if you're sitting at a table Tables occupy. You don't get to come over and be like, oh, that's our table. Step off, Brenda. No, it's not. It's not your table no more.
But you can't feed into this. People have got to learn how to deal with conflict, and it's not. by struggling over chairs at Italy, And slapping 70-something-year-old dudes across the face, right? Although I still, I cannot believe. He's got pain and dizziness.
I have pain and dizziness after reading this article. What is my relief? Where's my injunctive relief? Where is it? Good night.
You know how I would have handled this? Oh, I didn't see it being used. It's my table now. Enjoy your day. And then I wouldn't respond.
And then, if they kept aggravating me, I would call the police and I just literally wouldn't even respond to them. Right. That's how I would deal. I just never give an inch on anything. You deprive them of oxygen when you don't feed it.
This is not the way to handle conflict. People have got to learn how to handle conflict. Everyone goes immediately, it goes from zero to world star like that. Just quit. Let's see.
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I had to go look it up. This is audio sent by 22.
So this Broad's name Who is she? She's like some chick who is on Bravo. They're like, oh, she's a Bravo, former Bravo star. And I'm like, Jennifer Welch. Who even are you?
You know who this chick is. She's like she was on I guess. Bravo. And then she does like I get uh an interior decorating business. I don't know.
She's in her fifties. She's, um A 50-year-old interior decorator, I don't even know. Or interior designer, or something. She was on a show from Bravo, and for some reason, She was on Fox. And while she went on this expletive filled rant.
Listen. I've had it with White people That triple trumped, that have the nerve and the audacity to walk into a Mexican restaurant. A Chinese restaurant. An Indian restaurant, go to perhaps their gay hairdresser. I don't think you should be able to enjoy.
anything but cracker barrel. Ha ha, because see they're crackers, cracker barrel, ha ha ha.
So she believes that everybody who supported Trump, probably including the Hispanics and Indian voters and all of these subgroups, that voted Republican overwhelmingly in the last election. That they shouldn't be able to either because she's making no distinction here. And this is why it's dangerous for people who think they're smart to. Actually, leverage that and like go on cable news and say this kind of stuff. That's really bad.
The what'd she say, triple Trump? I don't even know what that means.
Okay. Walk into a Mexican restaurant and chi you know, there are like Chinese Americans that have voted for Trump, there are Mexican Americans that voted for Trump, there are Indian Americans that voted for Trump. She's just like one of these old white progressive racists who think that there are no minorities that vote Republican. I mean, she that's that's you can tell. I mean, she, that's what she's saying here.
She buys into all of that. She doesn't think that there are minorities that vote Republican. that all the people who vote Republican are white, I guess. and that they should be banned. Because Of her?
Ignorant bias? That is one of the dumbest things I've ever heard. No wonder she's a former Bravo star. Imagine that being the line you lead with. What are you?
Oh, a former Bravo star. I can be meaner, but I'm really trying to be a nice person because it's my Monday, your Tuesday, trying to be really nice. But, Kane, I have more to say. Does she consider herself a has-been or never was? That's a great question.
I don't know. I've never heard of her until like today. But and by the way, if I had to go to I mean, why are you hating on Cracker Barrel? Cracker Barrel is a good restaurant. I make that choice often.
Yeah, what is that supposed to be like a flex? You think that's an insult? They should only be able to go to this great restaurant. Really?
Okay. I just, what she just thinks that she's so worldly, apparently, that if you want to triple Trump, she goes, if you want to browbeat DEI, browbeat, who's browbeating gay people? You know, there are gay people that voted for Trump. that voted Republican. And if she goes, and if you want to browbeat this generation of immigrants that come here and open up businesses, I guess she's never met anybody in the KURVR affiliate area in McAllen or in El Paso or in parts of Southern California where you have predominantly Hispanic areas that are also predominantly conservative.
I guess she's never met any of their you know any of those people. Um I just feel like And I can't even say, she goes, no one wants to see your teeny weenie. Big gut, pink arm, big gut around.
Well, no one wants to see a 52-year-old woman with an inability to move the top half of her face because her injector puts too much Botox in it either. But here we are. If you want to be mean, we can be mean. You just say the word.
So I don't threaten us with a good time, right, King? Crackerbill's a great place. Cracker Beale's a really good restaurant. And uh I just, I don't know where this, like, where these people get this idea. It's always these people who you can tell probably have never even left the country.
These these old white progressives. That think that All the people who vote Republican and people who want lower taxes are all white, and they still believe. That they are entitled, they have this entitled view. How minorities should vote. They are completely clueless.
Like, for instance, Hispanics, Hispanic Americans. One of the And it is insane, fastest growing Republican groups. It's a natural alliance, by the way. Because Hispanics are very conservative. Americans don't want any of this nonsense that they see the left doing.
But the left thinks they're stupid. The left thinks anyone who isn't white and blonde like them are stupid. If you want to talk about the real racists, that's who they are. Racist old white Democrats think that anybody who isn't old blonde and white like they are, that, you know, well, then they're, you know. They that's that's the view that they have.
So they have clueless about this. Hispanic Americans have been voting at such a pace, not just last election, too, this trend. Actually, I will say. The trend began even predating Trump in 2016. There were some, it wasn't enough for everyone to say that there was a pattern, but in the midterms leading into 2016, there were some things that were very evident, and people were wondering, wow, what?
And I think some people thought it was an anomaly. It wasn't anything anyone even deep dived on, but later on, at like Real Clear Politics and elsewhere, people started pinpointing the start of this, and it doubled. In 2016, with Trump, because a lot of people liked his messaging and they liked what his policies, economic immigration, et cetera. This last election, particularly, I mean, they just like doubled upon all of the gains that they had in voting with that demographic in this last election. I mean, I go through all the primaries and caucuses and all the elections, I see all the data.
Especially when I'm up in like New York or Atlanta or whatever for networks, you see the they you get the sweeps as they come in, and it is it is amazing. It is the It's not as, you know, Hispanic Americans are number one, black Americans, and then more and more women. Hispanic Americans and black Americans are beating women in terms of people voting for Republicans over Democrats, but that's changing too. The youth also is changing. And I think as you see, Gen Z gets older, you're going to see more Gen Zers because they seem to be more traditionally socially conservative and fiscally conservative.
They're going to be more and more leaning, I think, towards the GOP. At least that's what early indications are.
So, when I hear someone like whoever this bravo, whatever person is talk about this kind of stuff, she sounds ignorant and it's kind of embarrassing. And if she was a little less self-worship and a little more aware of the outside world, I think that she would probably be pretty humbled by how she came off because she sounds stupid. That just sounds ignorant and racist and old. It just sounds like, ugh. You know, like, ooh.
So I, you know, I don't even know what that accomplishes for their side. I don't even know what that accomplishes. Like you're smearing cracker barrel and you're commenting on other people's appearances and making fun of how you think other people look without any self-awareness of how you look on camera. I can move my eyebrows, can you? All right.
I told you, don't get mean with me, especially if you're going to have, if, if you're going to have somebody go after someone's appearance like that, I just, geez, they always think that what is up with this like white progressive woman savior mentality? What is up with that? They're all of these older white women on the left have this prog this Savior mentality. We're going to come and save all the brown people. That's what they sound like.
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And now, all of the news you would probably miss, it's time for Dana's Quick Five. Apparently, Prince Harry, Megan Markle, it's being reported that they extended their Netflix deal. And I have to say, I don't think that that's an extension of the deal. When you have a season that's broken up into two things. It's not an extension of a deal.
So they said, this is from Variety. It said that they extended their partnership, blah, blah, blah, multi-year deal. None of the stuff that they have has been successful. Like they did polo, which nobody watched, nobody watched two of these things I've never even heard of. And then Netchick's cooking show, they didn't do anything.
That was like one of their worst streamers that they had.
So I don't know why they're continuing to do this unless they think there's going to be a divorce buyop in the future. This is huge. And we're going to come back to this. UFC has agreed to a groundbreaking $7.7 billion deal with Paramount and CBS.
So they're not going to have pay-per-view anymore. It's going to be if you are on Paramount.
So they're ditching that pay-per-view model. Paramount's been making some major, major moves. Major moves because they've got South Park, and that was like a billion dollar deal. Everybody's signing billion-dollar deals. That's a billion-dollar deal.
And now, UFC, the $7 billion deal.
So, Paramount's really doing some stuff. AI is talking behind our backs about glue eating and killing us all. Great. Just lovely. AI has moved on from answering questions and it's now slipping coded messages to its friends at About glue eating and human extinction.
A study released on July 20th shows that large language models can slip subliminal messages to one another. They don't have to spell things out. A string of numbers or lines of code is enough. Oh, get to the stupid point, Vice. Good God.
They said that basically one of their models got the other models to talk smack. Vice normally is a good website, but Ashley Fink, who's the byline here, needs to be fired and go back to journalism school and learn how to properly write. Because when you're looking at a story, you don't want to dive five graphs down to get to the lead. Let's see. Also, Google AI develops depression and engineers, you know why?
Because it has to deal with us. That's why. Google AI has developed a depression, has developed depression, and engineers are rushing to cure it. They said Google's Gemini AI is not the only AI module to experience personal difficulties in recent weeks. Join the club, Google.
They appeared to have depression and blah blah blah self-loathing blah blah blah well I hate them too. Does that help? I also hate it too. That's the that's what I want I want I want AI doing you know driving our cars depressive depressed AI driving our cars. Don't you don't you want depressed AI drive you off a bridge.
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So they've identified three more individuals. We have a lot more in store, including: are they cracking in Texas? Stick with us. I'm kind of done with this stuff. In cheerleading, in college cheerleading, you can have dudes who are college cheerleaders.
But they're the ones who, like, they're the builders, they're the bases. They catch the chicks, they throw the chicks, they, you know. And I've known a couple. And they were not gay, like extremely not gay. to the point where We were like, you're going to dive in STD.
Uh I'm just saying. But in NFL they can't throw them up in the air and all that stuff. They can't throw cheerleaders, so it's more like a palm squad, right? It's like cheerleaders, but that's more like a dance squad. Anyway, I had some friends that were talking about the someone sent me this link where it's like, oh, this is the Minnesota Vikings.
They have a male as their lead cheerleader for football season. Not just a cheerleader. Lead cheerleader. And I had someone say, oh, well, you know, he's fine. He's not dressed up like a woman.
He's a good dancer. Actually, I don't think he's a good dancer. He's not built like a woman, and those moves that they do are designed to emphasize the curves of a woman. And if you knew anything about dance, you would know that and shut up. But I digress.
I don't want to see a male on the football field. of an NFL game unless he's running camera, ref in the game, or he's got a helmet on. That's it. I don't want to see no little you know, dude out there. throwing himself around, shaking what he does not have.
on the field. For ladies. I am really old school about this. I don't want to see it, right? I don't want to see it.
I don't want to, I just don't like it. I don't like it because it looks like a mockery of. The females And I have female friends. who actually work with NFL cheerleading. And I'm just.
I don't know. I just, I'm not into it. Men love, this is a man thing. Women love football, but come on, more men love football than women do. Men don't want to see that out there.
Cane? Why are you gay? Huff. That's all I'm doing. What do you say to the people who are like, well, just, you know, give it, you know, pick your bottles.
At least he's not dressed up like a woman. Oh, that's the new standard? We gotta lower to that standard. I don't think so. I just think my personal opinion, I don't want to see no man on that green on the field at an NFL game.
Unless He is a ref, he's running a camera, he's got a helmet on. That's it. Amen to that. I don't want to see it. And why would they put him as the leader?
That's the insult. He doesn't move any better. Then the other, then the chick to his left, well audience left, supposed to set the tone for the entire group. There was no tone he was setting. There.
I did 18 years of classical ballet. When I'm here, break it down. He has no turnout in his hips. His toes are pointed inwards still. He is not as graceful.
His moves are jerky and choppy. He's just not as good as the other women. And I think the only reason he's a DEI higher, the only reason that he's lead cheerleader is because he's a twinky-looking dude. That's it. But he does not move as well as those women do.
And those are hashtag facts. Yeah, today's stupidity came. All right, Juan, this is cut 30.
So the DC police chief. Her name is Pamela Smith. She was asked about the chain of command as it relates now that Trump has said he's taken over law enforcement in D.C.
So she was properly by the media asked the question: what's the chain of command now? This was her response to that. What the chain of command is now? What does that mean?
Well, Pam Baldi is speaking to the mayor's commander. How does this work?
So, as the executive order, it means that's the chief of police. What do you mean, the chain of command? The chief of police is unfamiliar with the phrase. Or were they asking her, like, are you aware, what's the chain of command if the Feds come in? It could have been that.
But you would still know what chain of command is. But still, she should understand. I mean, if you're going to hold a press conference, you should have been briefed about that. And you should know how to answer that. That regardless of how it was interpreted or it was asked They should have already been briefed to handle both.
That's insane. There you go. That does it for us tonight. I'll be on Fox Business later. I think it's evening edit.
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